Portland Gonna Drop To The Eight Seed?

[Spurtacular]

Some talk about winning the Portland sweep sweepstakes; but to me it looks like they could struggle without Nurkic and not hold a 4/5 match-up card if the Spurs were even able to jump a few spots with a run. Thoughts?

[ZeusWillJudge]

The Spurs already missed out on the Jimmer Sweepstakes. None of the rest matters.

[R. DeMurre]

The difference between Nurkic's on/off number per 100 poss (+16) and Kanter's (-13) is huge. It's gotta make a big difference.


https://www.basketball-reference.com/teams/POR/2019.html

[timtonymanu]

Even if the opportunity to move up was there you know this team is gonna lose to someone like Cleveland or Dallas in the last week to waste that opportunity away

[monty4329]

do you think POR will lose 9 straight and we win 4 of the next 7?

[RC_Drunkford]

Spurs are already 5 losses behind Portland and will likely lose 1-3 more games. No way Portland loses 7 out of the last 9 games

[Texas_Ranger]

there's a bigger chance the Spurs will miss the playoffs than that Portland will be 8th.

[cd021]

do you think POR will lose 9 straight and we win 4 of the next 7?

I can see the Spurs going 6-1 and still possibly finishing 8th. Ideally, Denver finishes 1st and GSW plays OKC

[sananspursfan21]

Not if our Spurs have anything to say about it! They’ve made it apparent it’s their spot and they’ll guard it with everything they have. Don’t even offer them a chance to move up in the standings, they’ll lose just to keep 8th. Maybe they’re pulling a 2011 Memphis....

[SouthTexasRancher]

If we get really lucky there is still a chance that we'll lost the rest of our games and SacTown wins all of theirs. Damn, keeping my fingers crossed that it happens. Let someone else get swept by the arrogant Dubs. This team doesn't deserve to be in the playoffs.

[Arcadian]

:lol Fuck no. Is that even possible?

[ECOV]

If we get really lucky there is still a chance that we'll lost the rest of our games and SacTown wins all of theirs. Damn, keeping my fingers crossed that it happens. Let someone else get swept by the arrogant Dubs. This team doesn't deserve to be in the playoffs.

You don't deserve to be a fan

[BackHome]

If all the games we have to play are at home I would give us a shoot but probably loose most away games as usual.

[slick'81]

Sad state of affairs hoping injured teams keep us outta 8th

[Dancelot]

Hoping we stay at 8 to get the higher pick and Denver gets the one seed.

[Mugen]

If we get really lucky there is still a chance that we'll lost the rest of our games and SacTown wins all of theirs. Damn, keeping my fingers crossed that it happens. Let someone else get swept by the arrogant Dubs. This team doesn't deserve to be in the playoffs.

This fucking guy gets it, :toast

[Play Boban]

If we get really lucky there is still a chance that we'll lost the rest of our games and SacTown wins all of theirs. Damn, keeping my fingers crossed that it happens. Let someone else get swept by the arrogant Dubs. This team doesn't deserve to be in the playoffs.
You should be deported tbh.

[JeffDuncan]

If we get really lucky there is still a chance that we'll lost the rest of our games and SacTown wins all of theirs. Damn, keeping my fingers crossed that it happens. Let someone else get swept by the arrogant Dubs. This team doesn't deserve to be in the playoffs.

I don't know if the team deserves it, but the fans deserve a playoff appearance, and the first-round opponent doesn't matter.

And I don't know why everybody is so neurotic about the Warriors. The Spurs aren't expected to win the championship, and people think it makes a difference who they lose to? Silly nonsense.

[DAF86]

Hopefully they stay on 3rd and the Spurs somehow make it to 6th.

[Mugen]

Hopefully they stay on 3rd and the Spurs somehow make it to 6th.

How tf is that going to happen? Is the OKC team plane going to crash into the Clippers team plane? :lol

[SouthTexasRancher]

You don't deserve to be a fan

Dickhead, if I want your silly opinion I'll ask you for it. Otherwise take that dick out of your ass and shut the fuck up. We've been season ticket holders for 20 years. I've spent a small fortune for our family and friends to go to the games. We cheer. We boo. We have a blast. We live and die with our Spurs. You probably sit there in your brown stained nylon panties in that rundown trailer up on cinder blocks watching the game while trying to find your teeny tiny little pecker. So fuck off asshole. :flipoff :ihit

[SouthTexasRancher]

This fucking guy gets it, :toast

Thanks! Some of these guys on Spurs Talk are so butt hurt because they can't afford a Scanning Electron Microscope so they can find out if they have a pecker.:bobo

[SouthTexasRancher]

You should be deported tbh.

Well little sissified girlieman if you think you're big enough to do that bring it on. I just don't want you to show up with your boyfriend's dick in your mouth. Take that ugly thing out of your mouth before I knock you on your ass, Bozo.

[SouthTexasRancher]

I don't know if the team deserves it, but the fans deserve a playoff appearance, and the first-round opponent doesn't matter.

And I don't know why everybody is so neurotic about the Warriors. The Spurs aren't expected to win the championship, and people think it makes a difference who they lose to? Silly nonsense.

What the hell are you talking about? I'm certainly not neurotic. You must be talking about yourself. I am however, realistic and even if you are not aware of this, the Warriors have one hell of a team. One of the best teams ever in the NBA. Maybe you should start paying closer attention. There are only two teams that can give them a run for the money this year. The Rockets and the Bucks. Nobody wants to lose to the same team in the first round year after year. You need to get your ass off the crack and the meth and start sniffing the coffee instead. Either that or let somebody hit you upside your empty noggin and knock some sense into you. Have a good day, doofus.

[rascal]

Hopefully they stay on 3rd and the Spurs somehow make it to 6th.

Why? Is it all that important that the spurs win one round? It is more important getting a higher draft pick than winning one round.

[John B]

Why? Is it all that important that the spurs win one round? It is more important getting a higher draft pick than winning one round.
I don’t think 18-20th pick would make a big a difference. I mean we picked White, what? Ultimately it’s how Spurs developed their players. But to finish 7th or 6th to face Nuggets instead of Dubs would, imo. Let Dubs and Thunder slug it out, then maybe with Jazz. I’m not delirious, but I think Spurs have a chance, outside of Dubs, to come out, IF healthy and they play right. It takes a lot of IF’s, but the ball is round and anything could happen. I would root for them since they’re a huge underdog and especially because I’ve been rooting for them 30 years against Drexler, Peyton, Malone, Shaq, Kobe, Rasheed. If they lose, fine. It’s just another season, but you just don’t throw in the towel. What’s the joy in that? Again it’s not like we’re picking top 5. Because last night Spurs retired future hofer picked 57th.

[timtonymanu]

Dickhead, if I want your silly opinion I'll ask you for it. Otherwise take that dick out of your ass and shut the fuck up. We've been season ticket holders for 20 years. I've spent a small fortune for our family and friends to go to the games. We cheer. We boo. We have a blast. We live and die with our Spurs. You probably sit there in your brown stained nylon panties in that rundown trailer up on cinder blocks watching the game while trying to find your teeny tiny little pecker. So fuck off asshole. :flipoff :ihit

:lmao one of my favorite posters on here right now

[Play Boban]

Well little sissified girlieman if you think you're big enough to do that bring it on. I just don't want you to show up with your boyfriend's dick in your mouth. Take that ugly thing out of your mouth before I knock you on your ass, Bozo.

:lmao Triggered much, kid? :lol

[timtonymanu]

What the hell are you talking about? I'm certainly not neurotic. You must be talking about yourself. I am however, realistic and even if you are not aware of this, the Warriors have one hell of a team. One of the best teams ever in the NBA. Maybe you should start paying closer attention. There are only two teams that can give them a run for the money this year. The Rockets and the Bucks. Nobody wants to lose to the same team in the first round year after year. You need to get your ass off the crack and the meth and start sniffing the coffee instead. Either that or let somebody hit you upside your empty noggin and knock some sense into you. Have a good day, doofus.

That guy said Warriors are not to be feared and that the current Spurs roster can compete with them :lol

[Play Boban]

:lmao one of my favorite posters on here right now

Definitely entertaining, though he seems to talk about peckers a lot. You know what they say.......he who talks the most has the smallest.

[JeffDuncan]

What the hell are you talking about? I'm certainly not neurotic. You must be talking about yourself. I am however, realistic and even if you are not aware of this, the Warriors have one hell of a team. One of the best teams ever in the NBA. Maybe you should start paying closer attention. There are only two teams that can give them a run for the money this year. The Rockets and the Bucks. Nobody wants to lose to the same team in the first round year after year. You need to get your ass off the crack and the meth and start sniffing the coffee instead. Either that or let somebody hit you upside your empty noggin and knock some sense into you. Have a good day, doofus.

My, my, aren't you touchy. It's understandable for every Spurs fan to be irritated with the way things have gone.

What was I talking about, you ask. I was talking about what you wrote, goober.

When a loss seems inevitable, you actually think it matters who they lose to. Hint - it doesn't matter where the L comes from. Really, it doesn't.

What is it you want? You want the Spurs to lose to the worst team in the playoffs? That will make you proud? That's nuts.

Play the best. Don't be afraid. If you lose, well, you lost to the best. There's no shame in that.

I want the Warriors. Bring 'em on. What is everybody so afraid of? When did Spurs fans become such a bunch of cowards?

Yeah, the odds are, the Warriors would probably beat the Spurs, handily. So what? But there might be one of the games where the Spurs' 3pt shooters get hot, and LMA goes beast mode, and Pop doesn't screw up the game management too badly, and the Spurs blow them out. Wouldn't you like to see that? It is not impossible.

It is also not totally impossible, that as Forbes is trying to guard Curry, and tries to fight through a screen, he trips and falls down against Curry's leg and breaks his ankle. Look on the bright side. With Forbes, it could happen.

Don't be so pessimistic.

I want the Warriors. If you're gonna lose, might as well lose to the best. And hell, there's always that 1% chance we could beat them. So bring them on. Go Spurs Go!

[John B]

I’d rather take the 30% chance with Nuggets than the 1% against Dubs :lol:lol.

[spurraider21]

How tf is that going to happen? Is the OKC team plane going to crash into the Clippers team plane? :lol
we're within one game with 6 games to go

[SouthTexasRancher]

:lmao one of my favorite posters on here right now


This board is funny. I don't know what the percentage is but, I'd guess about 20-25% are adults and the rest of them are in Kindergarten class and their mommy forgot to put the Oreo's in with the sour milk. This group of three are typical of the kid in elementary school who was always running to the teacher crying and telling her that we won't let the little runt play with us. Sort of like the tiny dog that is always yelping at you while I'm trying to decide if I'm going to take my boot and nudge him out of the way or just step on the little shit and squash the worthless pos. :toast

[SouthTexasRancher]

:lmao Triggered much, kid? :lol

No Dipshit. Not triggered at all. I just happen to believe you are the big clump of shit in the Elephant area that is sold as special fertilizer. In other words dick face you bore me to death. Haven't you noticed I have never posted to you even one time in the past? I consider you pretty worthless if you want to know the truth. Now buzz off, Bozo before I come through your monitor and knock your lights out.

[SouthTexasRancher]

That guy said Warriors are not to be feared and that the current Spurs roster can compete with them :lol

If that happens I'll be the first here to tell him good call. We all win at that point. And I just might win the next three Powerballs. Spurs Talks has some very strange posters. They want us to think just like they do which I am not about to do.

[SouthTexasRancher]

Definitely entertaining, though he seems to talk about peckers a lot. You know what they say.......he who talks the most has the smallest.

No little Boban, I am simply calling you what you are....a real live pecker head. As for size, yours would look like a 1 year old's penis compared to mine. Trouble is I doubt you even have one. Other than that dick head sitting on your shoulders.

[SouthTexasRancher]

My, my, aren't you touchy. It's understandable for every Spurs fan to be irritated with the way things have gone.

What was I talking about, you ask. I was talking about what you wrote, goober.

When a loss seems inevitable, you actually think it matters who they lose to. Hint - it doesn't matter where the L comes from. Really, it doesn't.

What is it you want? You want the Spurs to lose to the worst team in the playoffs? That will make you proud? That's nuts.

Play the best. Don't be afraid. If you lose, well, you lost to the best. There's no shame in that.

I want the Warriors. Bring 'em on. What is everybody so afraid of? When did Spurs fans become such a bunch of cowards?

Yeah, the odds are, the Warriors would probably beat the Spurs, handily. So what? But there might be one of the games where the Spurs' 3pt shooters get hot, and LMA goes beast mode, and Pop doesn't screw up the game management too badly, and the Spurs blow them out. Wouldn't you like to see that? It is not impossible.

It is also not totally impossible, that as Forbes is trying to guard Curry, and tries to fight through a screen, he trips and falls down against Curry's leg and breaks his ankle. Look on the bright side. With Forbes, it could happen.

Don't be so pessimistic.

I want the Warriors. If you're gonna lose, might as well lose to the best. And hell, there's always that 1% chance we could beat them. So bring them on. Go Spurs Go!

Kid, take that worthless piece of garbage you typed out and stick it up your ass. I am not going to waste my valuable time reading that birdcage material. Good grief, some of these children need to wake up and face reality. Also kid, when you've spent even 1/10th of what I've spent on the Spurs or played organized sports as many years as I did then we can talk. Go get a job in Washington DC. That's where all the assholes go. You'd fit right in. Until then go fuck yourself.

[Play Boban]

No Dipshit. Not triggered at all. I just happen to believe you are the big clump of shit in the Elephant area that is sold as special fertilizer. In other words dick face you bore me to death. Haven't you noticed I have never posted to you even one time in the past? I consider you pretty worthless if you want to know the truth. Now buzz off, Bozo before I come through your monitor and knock your lights out.
:lol Fake Internet tough guy per par tbh :lmao

[Play Boban]

No little Boban, I am simply calling you what you are....a real live pecker head. As for size, yours would look like a 1 year old's penis compared to mine. Trouble is I doubt you even have one. Other than that dick head sitting on your shoulders.
:cry

[SouthTexasRancher]

:lol Fake Internet tough guy per par tbh :lmao

You know, Playing With Yourself Bobozo, you need to get your mommy to find you a playmate for you to play dolls with in your little sandbox. Someone who can keep you from cat poop binging. You can falsely think whatever you want but, I consider you a worthless, piece of shit, pip-squeak. Now go fuck yourself with a 2"x4" full of splinters and rusty nails, dumb fuck. :flipoff

BTW: Your mom just emailed me this picture of you at your dance recital Saturday night. She says you were so cute . :elephant

[Play Boban]

You know, Playing With Yourself Bobozo, you need to get your mommy to find you a playmate for you to play dolls with in your little sandbox. Someone who can keep you from cat poop binging. You can falsely think whatever you want but, I consider you a worthless, piece of shit, pip-squeak. Now go fuck yourself with a 2"x4" full of splinters and rusty nails, dumb fuck. :flipoff

BTW: Your mom just emailed me this picture of you at your dance recital Saturday night. She says you were so cute . :elephant

I'm glad I got my tetanus shot recently. Cool story, bro. Or are you still not done spewing your unhinged temper tantrum?

[spurraider21]

play boban getting destroyed

[Play Boban]

play boban getting destroyed

:lmao I'm just not getting down and dirty in the mud with a fake internet tough guy tbh. I'm better than that. :clap

[Spurtacular]

For what it's worth I did think Portland would drop more games. Though I wasn't really paying attention to their cream puff schedule.

[SouthTexasRancher]

I'm glad I got my tetanus shot recently. Cool story, bro. Or are you still not done spewing your unhinged temper tantrum?

Playing With Yourself BoBOZO, it's past time for you to grow the fuck up. You come across as someone who has never had a friend in their life. You have worn out your welcome for me to consider you as anything more than a complete and total asshole. You could steal $50 million from a bank and offer it to me if I would be your friend. I, of course would turn it down and tell you to stuff the whole $50 million up your ass.

Let me try and explain something to you. If I can't get this across to you then get up off your ass and ask your mommy to explain it to you. We (family - wife and kids) have been Spurs season ticket holders for 20 years. We have paid more money for our tickets than your lazy ass will make in your lifetime. This is America and not your favorite countries of Russia, Cuba, Iran, North Korea, China and/or Venezuela thus we Americans (Democrat, Republican or Independent) are entitled to our own opinions. That entitles me and other tax paying Americans to cheer, boo or do nothing. I have throughout my life so far always tried to give 110% at whatever I do. This includes my marriage, my time in organized sports and now in work and with my friends whenever they need something or don't need a thing. I have to say kid, you really have a lot of growing up to do. With this post I am ending this conversation. You are a total waste of my time. I am very serious when I tell you to get your mom to try and find you a friend. It might actually do you some good. So I say good-bye to you using the name of a certain popular drink called Adios Motherfucker!

[Play Boban]

Playing With Yourself BoBOZO, it's past time for you to grow the fuck up. You come across as someone who has never had a friend in their life. You have worn out your welcome for me to consider you as anything more than a complete and total asshole. You could steal $50 million from a bank and offer it to me if I would be your friend. I, of course would turn it down and tell you to stuff the whole $50 million up your ass.

Let me try and explain something to you. If I can't get this across to you then get up off your ass and ask your mommy to explain it to you. We (family - wife and kids) have been Spurs season ticket holders for 20 years. We have paid more money for our tickets than your lazy ass will make in your lifetime. This is America and not your favorite countries of Russia, Cuba, Iran, North Korea, China and/or Venezuela thus we Americans (Democrat, Republican or Independent) are entitled to our own opinions. That entitles me and other tax paying Americans to cheer, boo or do nothing. I have throughout my life so far always tried to give 110% at whatever I do. This includes my marriage, my time in organized sports and now in work and with my friends whenever they need something or don't need a thing. I have to say kid, you really have a lot of growing up to do. With this post I am ending this conversation. You are a total waste of my time. I am very serious when I tell you to get your mom to try and find you a friend. It might actually do you some good. So I say good-bye to you using the name of a certain popular drink called Adios Motherfucker!
:lol Triggered fake tough boy :lol

[Stabula]

You guys better take your boyfriends peckers out of your mouths before I knock you on your asses, bozos.

[SouthTexasRancher]

:lol Triggered fake tough boy :lol

:donkey :dramaquee :deadhorse

[SouthTexasRancher]

You guys better take your boyfriends peckers out of your mouths before I knock you on your asses, bozos.

Well little girlieman, you seem to be the perfect homo for BoBozo. His mommy has been trying to find him a sissified little playmate and I recommend you, ass lickin', dick sucker. Now :flipoff off, Bozo. Don't bite off more than you can chew, dickless.

[SouthTexasRancher]

:lmao I'm just not getting down and dirty in the mud with a fake internet tough guy tbh. I'm better than that. :clap

BoBozo Dickhead, what do you mean you're not getting down in the mud. Kid, you live in the sewer. Mud would be an upgrade for you. Me a fake internet tough guy??? If you mean me knocking you on your ass, knocking you out cold with one punch much like a kid in your 3rd grade class flicking a bugger off his finger, then yeah I can be as tough as need be. No fake shit though, BoBozo Asslicker. Now go play with your new playmate, Stabula, in the sandbox your mom bought for you. She likes to suck dicks like you do.

[monty4329]

get a room, ladies

[SouthTexasRancher]

get a room, ladies

Lady, if you can't afford a room then get your Syphillis infected trick to pay for it. Just be careful he isn't carrying AIDS as well. Be sure to wear your :elephant pink elephant costume. Have a good time.

[monty4329]

Lady, if you can't afford a room then get your Syphillis infected trick to pay for it. Just be careful he isn't carrying AIDS as well. Be sure to wear your :elephant pink elephant costume. Have a good time.

? :rolleyes

[in2deep]

What a spurtacular fail of a thread

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I think I’ll vote no.

Good thread! :tu

[John B]

I gotta hand it to the Blazers even with injuries, they kept fighting. Same thing with Clips. Doc could get COY talk for getting his team swinging even without a “star,” starting with defense.

[slick'81]

We could get portland rnd1

[Play Boban]

BoBozo Dickhead, what do you mean you're not getting down in the mud. Kid, you live in the sewer. Mud would be an upgrade for you. Me a fake internet tough guy??? If you mean me knocking you on your ass, knocking you out cold with one punch much like a kid in your 3rd grade class flicking a bugger off his finger, then yeah I can be as tough as need be. No fake shit though, BoBozo Asslicker. Now go play with your new playmate, Stabula, in the sandbox your mom bought for you. She likes to suck dicks like you do.
:lol Easy to be the tough boy on the internet, cowering on your Windows 95 computer in mommy’s basement. :lmao

Don’t choke on the four Whataburgers you hammer down with each meal tbh.

[Play Boban]

:lmao
Well little girlieman, you seem to be the perfect homo for BoBozo. His mommy has been trying to find him a sissified little playmate and I recommend you, ass lickin', dick sucker. Now :flipoff off, Bozo. Don't bite off more than you can chew, dickless.

[spurs10]

I think I’ll vote no.

Good thread! :tu
Glad I wasn't taking a pull from my drink when I read this! I've reading the really off the chart posts on here and the "Good thread!:tu" was a perfectly delivered punch line.