Best Steven Seagal movie

[Oh, Gee!!]

MARKED FOR DEATH :smokin

[mookie2001]

hard to kill and out for justice
naturally

[sa_butta]

Exit Wounds

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Under Siege

[Oh, Gee!!]

you're all wrong, unless you chose Marked for Death

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/2-1Marked-for-Death-videoco.jpg

http://www.smr-home-theatre.org/dvd/images/Hard_To_Kill.jpg

[batman2883]

under seige
"im just a cook"

[AndJuDontKnow]

Glimmer Man....
St Seg."i will pay you double what he's paying you"

Russian..."you dont have enough money"

Ste Seg" This is a credit card...it has lots of money in it"

[AndJuDontKnow]

hey bat man...what episode of Fam Guy is that quote

[Mr. Peabody]

Wasn't Steven Seagal in Karate Kid III, where he tricks Daniel-son into becoming a mean karate-fighter? I thought that was probably his best movie.

Plus, the fight scene between Steven Seagal and Pat Morita (aka Mr. Miagi) was a classic.
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[batman2883]

hey bat man...what episode of Fam Guy is that quote
THE EPISODE WHERE STEWIE SUCKS HIS NIPPLES CAUSE HE TRYS TO BREASTFEED HIM

[Kori Ellis]

hard to kill and out for justice
naturally

My problem with his movies is I don't ever remember which one is which. I know I like both of those movies, but I don't know which one is my favorite.

Which one is the one where he finds the puppy in the bag on the street?

[mookie2001]

they all have badass titles

out for justice
above the law
under seige
hard to kill

you dont get titles like that anymore
mostly because now every movie is a remake or sequel

[tlongII]

Steven Seagal has never made a good movie.

[Gatita]

My problem with his movies is I don't ever remember which one is which. I know I like both of those movies, but I don't know which one is my favorite.

Which one is the one where he finds the puppy in the bag on the street?

They all have the same cheesy script. :lol

Steven S. DOWNGRADE! :td

[batman2883]

Exit wounds with dmx

[Kip Fanatic]

Is this thread a joke? Steven Seagal and the words Good Movie should never be in the same sentence.

[sa_butta]

Exit wounds with dmxI said that one. Tom Arnold was a retard in that movie.

[Triumph]

the one where he didn't suck...oh wait, nevermind...:lol



underseige is the best of the crapfest that is segals career.

can't beleive he schtooped kelly lebrock.

they might still be together if he hadn't backhanded her like she was Gary Busey.

the only thing i'd pay to see now is a Segal vs. Van Damme fight to the death on PPV.

2 go in, none come out. America rejoices.

Although bloodsport was also a damn good movie...and Timecop was not too bad, but i am biased cuz it has that woman from ferris buehler's day off...

and i don't believe it was segal in KKid3. a lookalike me thinks.

i remember thinking the same thing once too though...check the credits, i may be wrong.

they really fucked up Kkid2 when danyo san pinches the guys nose though...he should have cold cocked that asshole....but i digress...

[Oh, Gee!!]

they all have badass titles

you dont get titles like that anymore


Anyone can come up with similar titles.

"Don't Go There"
Starring Oh, Gee!!

[mookie2001]

steven segal actually had good movies
anyone who doesnt think so must watch too much SNL or not like action movies

he may not have been a great actor
but his movies were badass

[Gatita]

the one where he didn't suck...oh wait, nevermind...:lol



underseige is the best of the crapfest that is segals career.

can't beleive he schtooped kelly lebrock.

they might still be together if he hadn't backhanded her like she was Gary Busey.

the only thing i'd pay to see now is a Segal vs. Van Damme fight to the death on PPV.

2 go in, none come out. America rejoices.

Although bloodsport was also a damn good movie...and Timecop was not too bad, but i am biased cuz it has that woman from ferris buehler's day off...

and i don't believe it was segal in KKid3. a lookalike me thinks.

i remember thinking the same thing once too though...check the credits, i may be wrong.

they really fucked up Kkid2 when danyo san pinches the guys nose though...he should have cold cocked that asshole....but i digress...

:tu

[Medvedenko]

The "ponytail" and muscles from brussells are making a movie together....now that will be a classic.
Seagal and Van Damme.....

[Mixability]

but his movies were badass

:vomit

[CharlieMac]

Exit Wounds made a lot of sense.

[Useruser666]

I would rate them as follows:

Under Siege
Hard to Kill
Out for Justice
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Exit Wounds Under Siege 4.

Too bad he is totally out of shape and crazy like a loon now.

[nkdlunch]

Best and Segal shouldt be on the same sentence.

[The sone]

i would have to say the best one is the one where he didnt show his face.

[Willinsa]

All his movies suck.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

uhhhh hard to kill was the fucking baddest stephen seagal movie ever

it was his first big break

remember when he grabs that guys wrist and swings him around then splinters open the dudes forearm bone? That was stephen in his prime...

[2centsworth]

There are only 2 that are any good.

Above the Law and Under Siege. The rest of them Stunk.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Which one was the one where he fights those Jamaican Drug Lords who used big ass katanas, and he found out later that the Drug Lord was actually an identical twin, and he had to kill both twins?

[Silver21_Black20]

Steven Seagal's best movie would have to be.....oh man what was it called.....uh....NONE!!! Are you kidding me? How and the hell did he become a famous actor in the first place? Shit!!! :lol

[steven seagal]

thank you cant_be_faded and mookie2001
you guys opinions mean a lot to me
you guys are the smartest and most respected posters on this board, and hardest to kill!

[ShoogarBear]

How did you all forget the only movie for which he was nominated for an Academy Award? Snowball in Hell

(Bonus points for knowing the source.)

[steven seagal]

you calling me a cupcake?

[Vashner]

When he was a Chef and kicking ass. All Chef's kick ass.

[Jean-Claude Van Damme]

bonjour,

Hey man, his movies suck more than my straight to dvd movies,

now dat's bad.

[Vashner]

:sombrero: Pre Crack Van Damme? lol

[velik_m]

under siege is his best movie

although his best acting was in Executive Decision

[midgetonadonkey]

Which one was the one where he fights those Jamaican Drug Lords who used big ass katanas, and he found out later that the Drug Lord was actually an identical twin, and he had to kill both twins?

I think that was Marked for Death. That is the third greatest action movie behind Cobra and Predator.

[SoCalSpursFan]

the one with the rapper

[SA Gunslinger]

My Giant

[Vashner]

I guess his botox ran out? When was his last action flic?

2-3 years ago?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

My and my pops used to love watchin these movies. That was back when Seagal was truely a Silent Assassin. The most baddest motherfucker on the planet.

He coulda taken Chung Li, Tom Po, or anyone else Van Damme took on.

Could Van Damme have taken out a Jamaican Drug Lord weilding a huge ass Katana?

[Jean-Claude Van Damme]

You underestimate me CBF.

I practice the old style. You seem to forget, in real life, Mr. seagal backed down from me when we were going to fight when we ran into eachother at a nigtclub.

He was afraid of getting Van Dammaged.

[Vashner]

I don't know lol... Seagal packs a mean custom 1911. If he was getting Van damaged he might of just shot your crack addict ass...

Hey look there's Gary Bussy he owes for you some rock no? Go get him.

[Darrin]

I think my personal hell would have something to do with being raped by a 6"10, 350 Ibs linebacker with a sandpaper condom while my father rants about bullshit I can't care about, and the only distraction is the TV sitting in the corner constantly playing Steven Segal movies. When I change the station, Charles Bronson is on, the next time I hit the clicker, it's Jean Claude Van-Damme, and then...well, you get the idea. Action movies suck.

[Gerryatrics]

Under Siege and On Deadly Ground.

[exstatic]

Executive Decision. He's on screen for less than 5 minutes, then he dies. THAT'S my kind of Steven Seagal movie...:lol

[Darrin]

Executive Decision. He's on screen for less than 5 minutes, then he dies. THAT'S my kind of Steven Seagal movie...:lol

I'm going to have to see that movie now.

[ObiwanGinobili]

none.
he makes me want to puke. I wish he would just die allready.

[Willinsa]

Executive decision- He dies really quick. :lol :lol

[Vashner]

That was more of a cameo.

[Pandaemonaeon]

You're all forgetting about Into The Sun! Seagal speaks Japanese and obliterates an entire yakuza brothel with his 5-day old elite samurai skills. He also stabs a Jap with a chopstick in the throat!

Runner-up: Undersiege 2 for Katherine Heigl's boobies and the line "who is your Uncle Casey and what does he do?" :lol

[valluco]

you calling me a cupcake?
Well, you run like one.

[John Doe]

I'd rather watch reruns of Gilligans Island.

[ShoogarBear]

Was this question ever resolved?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

1988's Above the Law receives bonus for costars Pam Grier and Sharon Stone. First movie he made. But plot is average.

1990's Hard To Kill ups the ante with hot costar: the sizzly Kelly LeBrock (Who i think was actually married to Seagal at the time..) The storyline is even better. LeBrock is past her prime though.


1990's other flick, Marked For Death receives bonus points for the only movie I have ever seen with idential twin rastafarian samurai sword master drug lords. It's pure pwnage. Also the infamous Seagal one-liners start to surface. Bonus points for featuring the very underrated Keith David.


1991's Out For Justice basically has the same plot as Above The Law but again continues the uber bad ass title trend. There are no hot hot chicks in this movie.

1992's Under Siege has the big bouncing titties of Erika Elaniak (this was her PEAK hotness..), really gets home the cramped-in do-or-die situation of strife at sea, and is star packed, featuring Gary Busy and Tommy Lee Jones. Excellent Plot, very spy vs spy esque.

1994's On Deadly Ground is the ultimate one-liner movie. Steven's best lines are in this movie, but it is now apparent that he is beginning to mock himself, and the cheese factor of his one-liners are beginning to eat away at the laugh factor. The plot is laughable and is tantamount to James Bond in space, IMO.


Based on this, I would say his peak was Under Siege, and he was definitely on the decline with On Deadly Ground.

Now, as for which Seagal m movie has the best title, that debate will have to be solved by the computer we make that can pass the Turing Test.

[cornbread]

My favorite is Steven Seagal is On Deadly Ground. You got to see his more sensitive side as he lived amongst the Alaskans.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Executive decision- He dies really quick. :lol :lol


My dad rented that movie and was like "It's the new Steven Seagal, it's the new Steven Seagal" so we popped it in, watched it, and when he gets sucked out of the plane, we both stared at the screen incredulously. My father kept telling me there was no way he died, he would come back. He never did. :depressed

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

SS is playing the role of Cock Puncher in a new movie.

Perfect.

[ShoogarBear]

SS is playing the role of Cock Puncher in a new movie.

Perfect.

Steven Seagal in The Jason Terry Story?

Oscar lock.

[ShoogarBear]

My dad rented that movie and was like "It's the new Steven Seagal, it's the new Steven Seagal" so we popped it in, watched it, and when he gets sucked out of the plane, we both stared at the screen incredulously. My father kept telling me there was no way he died, he would come back. He never did. :depressed

I LOL'd at the visual of you and your dad's expressions.

[E20]

I liked the one where he fights those killer jamacians.

That movie was pretty bad ass, the way he would crunch those bones and shit. Man those jamaicans shit their pants pretty hard.

[E20]

I LOL'd at the visual of you and your dad's expressions.

I could imagine CBF and CBF Sr. waiting fervently for Seagal to re-appear even at the very end, all the way up until the credits started rolling.

[florige]

My problem with his movies is I don't ever remember which one is which. I know I like both of those movies, but I don't know which one is my favorite.

Which one is the one where he finds the puppy in the bag on the street?


Under Siege 1&2 and Fire Down Below.


That is especially true Kori with his latest movies as well. All of them start off as "Ex Cia Opp John Glady" Or "Ex Navy Seal Operative Ken Watson". Actually him and Wesley Snipes were along the same lines there for a while with all their movies being the same crap. I guess someone mentioned that to Snipes as his last couple of movies have deviated from that storyline of "ex" something.

[florige]

I liked the one where he fights those killer jamacians.

That movie was pretty bad ass, the way he would crunch those bones and shit. Man those jamaicans shit their pants pretty hard.



Yeah that one was bad ass!! He beat the shit out of those brothers.....

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I could imagine CBF and CBF Sr. waiting fervently for Seagal to re-appear even at the very end, all the way up until the credits started rolling.

Honestly, that is pretty much what happened. My dad was in denial more than me though.

[florige]

Who would win in a fight off between Snipes and Segal in their fighting prime? I say Segal beats the shit out of Snipes easy.....

[ShoogarBear]

Seagal takes Snipes easy.

Real question is Seagal vs. Norris vs. Van Damme. Truth be told, my money would be on JCVD.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Nope, JCVD learned his art from textbooks. He is a fraud. Seagal in his prime would cripple their ACL's, and rip off their forearms with ease.

[florige]

Seagal takes Snipes easy.

Real question is Seagal vs. Norris vs. Van Damme. Truth be told, my money would be on JCVD.



I like JCVD, but i don't know if he could take Seagal or not. Seagal has that height on him, and that reach. I haven't seen enough of Norris' fight scenes to know. All I know is that he was trained by Bruce Lee, so that right there would be a plus for him.

I don't know though Shoog, Snipes was pretty fucking quick in Passenger 57.