Star Wars episode 9: The Rise of Skywalker

[djohn2oo8]

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[chunticakes]

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Too late Dell. Disney fucked the plot beyond repair. Not even Palpatine can undo the damage.

[djohn2oo8]

They did wait 3 movies too late

[Chinook]

Hate the title, but I'll go see the movie/read the book.

[djohn2oo8]

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[Reck]

Uninspiring title. Boring characters.

Pass

[Proxy]

as bad as the prequels were, at least we remember them. These new star wars movies are boring as shit, completely forgettable. What's worse is them casting all these TOSBs to carry the movie

SW the TOSB trilogy

[spurraider21]

everyone: they need to move away from skywalkers being the only important characters

lucasfilms: RISE OF SKYWALKER

[Isitjustme?]

Yikes. skywalker being back plus the emperor. man o man

[FrostKing]

everyone: they need to move away from skywalkers being the only important characters

lucasfilms: RISE OF SKYWALKER
Making her a non-Skywalker was blunder. At that point what connects me to the franchise? Lightsabers

[Kim Jong-il]

What a dumb title. If they just undo everything that Rian Johnson did, it’s going to be a total shitshow.

[Kim Jong-il]

Forgot that JJ was doing this one again. No wonder the trailer is stuffed full of member berries.

[lefty]

Lol

So is Palpatine back?

[Xevious]

everyone: they need to move away from skywalkers being the only important characters

lucasfilms: RISE OF SKYWALKER
I've been saying this since Disney purchased Star Wars. There are countless stories they could tell within different time periods without rehashing these same old tired characters.

[Bleke]

In before the conservative snowflakes complain about Disney fucking up a great movie franchise. Ya know what I mean?

[Othyus Lalanne]

as bad as the prequels were, at least we remember them. These new star wars movies are boring as shit, completely forgettable. What's worse is them casting all these TOSBs to carry the movie

SW the TOSB trilogy
I will never be able to foget the level of this fuckup.

[djohn2oo8]

Palpatine confirmed to return

[Spurminator]

I for one will be going to see this and expect to thoroughly enjoy it without any longterm emotional attachment to its story.

[benefactor]

everyone: they need to move away from skywalkers being the only important characters

lucasfilms: RISE OF SKYWALKER
PLUS FAT OLD LANDO IN HIS OLD SHIP WITH CHEWY AND ZOMBIE PALPATINE

[benefactor]

But hey...Poe Dameron looks great dressed up as Nathan Drake, so there's that.

[spurraider21]

I for one will be going to see this and expect to thoroughly enjoy it without any longterm emotional attachment to its story.
admittedly true. having seen Solo, but ive enjoyed the recent films

[FrostKing]

I've been saying this since Disney purchased Star Wars. There are countless stories they could tell within different time periods without rehashing these same old tired characters.
New characters in one off stand alone films? It works

But people have higher expectations in a Trilogy and bottom line Rey and Flynn don't' resonate with fans. I had to google their names....

[Pavlov]

I for one will be going to see this and expect to thoroughly enjoy it without any longterm emotional attachment to its story.Yep, and the kids today are going to remember this trilogy as fondly as previous generations remembered the original trilogy and the prequels.

[Spurtacular]

PLUS FAT OLD LANDO IN HIS OLD SHIP WITH CHEWY AND ZOMBIE PALPATINE


But hey...Poe Dameron looks great dressed up as Nathan Drake, so there's that.

Now log into your blake account and ridicule all the snowflakes who are getting upset about a kids movie.

[Spurtacular]

Yep, and the kids today are going to remember this trilogy as fondly as previous generations remembered the original trilogy and the prequels.

:lmao No

[Pavlov]

:lmao NoYes. Sorry, derp. These movies are incredibly popular. There's nothing you can do about it.

[Reck]

So wait...derp thinks bene is Blake now too?

:lol

[FrostKing]

Yep, and the kids today are going to remember this trilogy as fondly as previous generations remembered the original trilogy and the prequels.
Kids are now the measuring stick? One step closer to Hollywood's pursuit of Hitler Youth

[benefactor]

So wait...derp thinks bene is Blake now too?

:lol
Yeah he started that out of nowhere a while back.:lol Not sure what set him off...not that he needs a tangible reason to further expand his obsession with other posters.

[Spurtacular]

Yes. Sorry, derp. These movies are incredibly popular. There's nothing you can do about it.

Popular and fondly are not the same thing at all. And if we're going by popular only you lose on that front anyways.

Any more false narrative, Chump?

[Spurtacular]

Kids are now the measuring stick? One step closer to Hollywood's pursuit of Hitler Youth

:lmao

[Pavlov]

Kids are now the measuring stick?Kids are the ones who repeat view a movie the most so they turbocharge the gross for movies like this.

It's just a movie. Try talking to a woman someday.

[Neo.]

Kids are now the measuring stick? One step closer to Hollywood's pursuit of Hitler Youth

just the same way they were in the late 70s/mid 80s when the OT came out

[Kim Jong-il]

Kids are now the measuring stick?
You think movies about space fighters with laser swords and magic abilities are written for adults?

[Spurtacular]

You think movies about space fighters with laser swords and magic abilities are written for adults?

Yes, dumb fuck. Star Wars was made to hit all demographics.

[Kim Jong-il]

Yes, dumb fuck. Star Wars was made to hit all demographics.
:lmao no it wasn’t.

[Pavlov]

You think movies about space fighters with laser swords and magic abilities are written for adults?:lol

Written for derp:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WindingGrimyAnaconda-small.gif

[Spurtacular]

:lmao no it wasn’t.

Yes, it was.

Everyone here saw the last eight (plus) Star Wars movies. Many of them were not accompanied by minors when they saw them. Come to terms, dip shit. Desperation is no way to win a debate.

[Spurtacular]

:lol

Written for derp:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WindingGrimyAnaconda-small.gif

You're a childless bastard. Why did you keep watching Star Wars?

[Pavlov]

You're a childless bastard. Why did you keep watching Star Wars?:lol narrative. To appeal to everyone you have to write it for kids first. I can't even think of any overtly adult themes in any of the movies except maybe implied incest.

[Spurtacular]

:lol narrative. To appeal to everyone you have to write it for kids first. I can't even think of any overtly adult themes in any of the movies except maybe implied incest.

:cry Star Wars is just for kids 'cept when it isn't :cry

:lmao Your standard L.

[Pavlov]

:cry Star Wars is just for kids 'cept when it isn't :cry

:lmao Your standard L.When did any of us say it was just for kids, derp?

:lmao your standard lie

[Pavlov]

Popular and fondly are not the same thing at all. And if we're going by popular only you lose on that front anyways.

Any more false narrative, Chump?It's wildly popular with kids today and those kids will look back on these movies fondly as adults.

There is nothing you can do about it.

[Spurtacular]

When did any of us say it was just for kids, derp?

:lmao your standard lie

That's the implication of classifying it as merely a kids movie, dumb ass.

[Spurtacular]

It's wildly popular with kids today

Not relative to the past. In fact it's popularity is greatly diminished. You lose on the argument on the popularity front, Psychopav Chump.

[Pavlov]

That's the implication of classifying it as merely a kids movie, dumb ass.It is a kids' movie written mainly for kids. The adults who take these things way too seriously lose sight of this in their rage.

[Pavlov]

Not relative to the past. In fact it's popularity is greatly diminished. You lose on the argument on the popularity front, Psychopav Chump.:lol no. Kids really really like Star Wars.

[Spurtacular]

It is a kids' movie written mainly for kids. The adults who take these things way too seriously lose sight of this in their rage.

This would be a fine argument if it weren't for the fact that adults are part of the target audience.

[Spurtacular]

:lol no. Kids really really like Star Wars.

:cry But muh feelings :cry

You won't be able to list any numbers supporting this nonsense.

[Pavlov]

This would be a fine argument if it weren't for the fact that adults are part of the target audience.It is a fine argument since it's a kids' movie written mainly for kids.

[Pavlov]

:cry But muh feelings :cry

You won't be able to list any numbers supporting this nonsense.:lmao what is your evidence kids don't like Star Wars?

[Kim Jong-il]

Yes, it was.

Everyone here saw the last eight (plus) Star Wars movies. Many of them were not accompanied by minors when they saw them. Come to terms, dip shit. Desperation is no way to win a debate.
The toys were made before the original Star Wars came out :lol I heard Mattel did the same promo with Pulp Fiction tbh.

Just because a movie is written for kids doesn’t mean adults are incapable of enjoying it as well.

Or are you implying that Toy Story is a movie for adults too?

[FrostKing]

just the same way they were in the late 70s/mid 80s when the OT came out
O.T. until 'Return of Jedi' was not very child friendly.

I think a child would rank 'Empire Strikes Back' especially very low

[Pavlov]

O.T. until 'Return of Jedi' was not very child friendly.

I think a child would rank 'Empire Strikes Back' especially very low:lmao

"adult" toys

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iiCc6F-U_W0/V5Ij5Zo5dII/AAAAAAAAk-I/4bIfUjOq6PwsWlGcXYvtjIuWxzAbPeYlQCPcB/s1600/star%2Bwars%2Bpalitoy%2Boriginal%2Bseries%2Btoys%2 B1978.jpg

[Pavlov]

Adults everywhere bought this to show off on their mantles over the fireplace or on their dining tables as a centerpiece for a romantic dinner.

https://starwarsblog.starwars.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DS11.jpg

[FrostKing]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81dSWwjvOUL._SX425_.jpg

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71dSG%2BL8fRL._SX425_.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2b/4b/10/2b4b10864332e67d822e716906a402c4.jpg

[Pavlov]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81dSWwjvOUL._SX425_.jpg

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71dSG%2BL8fRL._SX425_.jpgGreat. Now compare sales figures for Vincent Vega and Luke Skywalker.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao

"adult" toys

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iiCc6F-U_W0/V5Ij5Zo5dII/AAAAAAAAk-I/4bIfUjOq6PwsWlGcXYvtjIuWxzAbPeYlQCPcB/s1600/star%2Bwars%2Bpalitoy%2Boriginal%2Bseries%2Btoys%2 B1978.jpg



Adults everywhere bought this to show off on their mantles over the fireplace or on their dining tables as a centerpiece for a romantic dinner.

https://starwarsblog.starwars.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DS11.jpg

The average person knows multiple adults who collect Star Wars paraphernalia.

Your argument couldn't be more desperate.

[FrostKing]

Great. Now compare sales figures for Vincent Vega and Luke Skywalker.
Don't ignore your Django!

[Spurtacular]

Don't ignore your Django!

That's a smaller argument cos that's niche buys (for adults). Reality is Star Wars is main stream marketed to adults.

:lmao Psychopav Chump cannot come to terms.

[Reck]

Don't ignore your Django!

Was that actual official toys sanction by the movie company or chinese knockoff?

I'll grant you making Django dolls to make extra bucks is very exploitatory.

[Kim Jong-il]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81dSWwjvOUL._SX425_.jpg



:lmao it says “Ages 17 and up” right there on the box

[Spurtacular]

:lmao it says “Ages 17 and up” right there on the box

It has to for legal reasons. Selling realistic toy guns to persons under 16 is just asking for a lawsuit nowadays.

[Pavlov]

It has to for legal reasons. Selling realistic toy guns to persons under 16 is just asking for a lawsuit nowadays.Is Django Unchained a kids' movie?

[Spurtacular]

Is Django Unchained a kids' movie?

Do you even know what point you're trying to make? This is just a random question, isn't it?

:lmao Compulsive Psychopav

[Kim Jong-il]

Do you even know what point you're trying to make? This is just a random question, isn't it?

:lmao Compulsive Psychopav
Dodging the question

:lmao Classic Derp

[Spurtacular]

Dodging the question

:lmao Classic Derp

:lol Slob thinks I should answer every points question that pops into Psychopav's brain.

[Reck]

Dodge #2

[FrostKing]

Is Django Unchained a kids' movie?
A non-kids movie has toys, just like Star Wars. Or atleast Star Wars was a non-kids film before 'Return of the Jedi'. The same film universally considered a fork in the road for the franchise

Chump, where do you store your Flynn action figures?

Edit: LOL. The scrubs name is Finn.

[Reck]

Edit: LOL. The scrubs name is Finn.

Disney's greatest troll job.

:lol Made him look like the main protagonist and ended up being a token black guy instead.

[Pavlov]

A non-kids movie has toys, just like Star Wars. Or atleast Star Wars was a non-kids film before 'Return of the Jedi'. The same film universally considered a fork in the road for the franchise

Chump, where do you store your Flynn action figures?

Edit: LOL. The scrubs name is Finn.:lol a non kids' movie has action figures BECAUSE of Star Wars, a kids' movie.

[Spurtacular]

Dodge #2

:lmao Former tranny thinks giving backup to his psychopav leader.

[Spurtacular]

Disney's greatest troll job.

:lol Made him look like the main protagonist and ended up being a token black guy instead.

How did you get the impression that he was supposed to be a bigger protagonist than Mary Sue?

[Kim Jong-il]

How did you get the impression that he was supposed to be a bigger protagonist than Mary Sue?
Which Mary Sue? Rey, Luke, or Anakin?

[Spurtacular]

Which Mary Sue? Rey, Luke, or Anakin?

Wait. Luke didn't get his hand cut off? And I'm not a defender of the prequels, bruh.

[Kim Jong-il]

Wait. Luke didn't get his hand cut off? And I'm not a defender of the prequels, bruh.
Didn’t Luke destroy a death star after one mini lesson?

[Spurtacular]

Didn’t Luke destroy a death star after one mini lesson?

Do you deny that Luke had travails and reasonable training to be able to simply use the force and hit a simple timed shot? It's not like he was fighting off 20 trained jedis w/o training. Your lack of proprietary arguing is off the fucking charts, dude.

[Spurtacular]

Moved

[Pavlov]

Luke was a Mary Sue. We were all just too young to notice.

It's not like it's an unforgivable sin or anything.

After all, it's just a movie.

[Spurtacular]

Luke was a Mary Sue. We were all just too young to notice.

It's not like it's an unforgivable sin or anything.

After all, it's just a movie.

Nothing on any of the new star wars chick level. Comparing them on level terms is disingenuous.

[Pavlov]

Nothing on any of the new star wars chick level. Comparing them on level terms is disingenuous.No. They are quite comparable.

Sorry, derp.

[Spurtacular]

No. They are quite comparable.


To a psychopav

[Xevious]

New characters in one off stand alone films? It works

But people have higher expectations in a Trilogy and bottom line Rey and Flynn don't' resonate with fans. I had to google their names....
One-offs are fine. If it's succesful, then they can expand on it. The original Star Wars was written as a stand alone movie before Lucas went back and added an episode title/number after the massive success.

[Kim Jong-il]

Do you deny that Luke had travails and reasonable training to be able to simply use the force and hit a simple timed shot? It's not like he was fighting off 20 trained jedis w/o training. Your lack of proprietary arguing is off the fucking charts, dude.
What did Rey do besides win a swordfight against a fellow inexperienced Force user who just got shot in the fucking stomach? It’s not like she fought off 20 trained jedis.

[Neo.]

O.T. until 'Return of Jedi' was not very child friendly.

I think a child would rank 'Empire Strikes Back' especially very low

As a child born in the 80s, Empire Strikes Back was unequivocally my favorite one, even when I was 4 years old.

While maybe not geared towards children, they certainly weren't child unfriendly.

[Neo.]

What did Rey do besides win a swordfight against a fellow inexperienced Force user who just got shot in the fucking stomach? It’s not like she fought off 20 trained jedis.

Not to mention the entire movie showing she was a skilled brawler due to her upbringing and living conditions. Also that she had been obviously tapping into the force for years without realizing it, much like Anakin had.

[Spurtacular]

What did Rey do besides win a swordfight against a fellow inexperienced Force user who just got shot in the fucking stomach? It’s not like she fought off 20 trained jedis.

Shit man; you know how forgettable most the new Star Wars is? I don't even remember most the stuff they fucked up at this point.

[Pavlov]

Shit man; you know how forgettable most the new Star Wars is? I don't even remember most the stuff they fucked up at this point.You gonna watch Ep 9?

[Spurtacular]

You gonna watch Ep 9?

I dunno yet. I didn't watch the Han Solo movie, so we'll see.

[Pavlov]

I dunno yet. I didn't watch the Han Solo movie, so we'll see.derp votes present

[Spurtacular]

derp votes present

You're stretching like Reck's asshole on a Saturday night. :lmao

[Spurtacular]

Pavlov

You gonna watch Ep. 9?

[Pavlov]

You're stretching like Reck's asshole on a Saturday night. :lmaoYou're having another homosexual fantasy about a man on a Saturday night.

[Pavlov]

Pavlov

You gonna watch Ep. 9?Sure.

[Spurtacular]

Sure.

Why? Did you forget it's a kids movie?

[Spurtacular]

You're having another homosexual fantasy about a man on a Saturday night.

You shouldn't be so ashamed of your gay bestie. He already had to do trans conversion therapy in secret away from you.

[Pavlov]

Why? Did you forget it's a kids movie?
To appeal to everyone you have to write it for kids first.

[Pavlov]

You shouldn't be so ashamed of your gay bestie. He already had to do trans conversion therapy in secret away from you.You're the one having homosexual fantasies about men here. If you're not ashamed of having homosexual fantasies about men here every single day, why should anyone else be ashamed about anything?

[Spurtacular]

You're the one having homosexual fantasies about men here. If you're not ashamed of having homosexual fantasies about men here every single day, why should anyone else be ashamed about anything?

I don't believe you have any shame whatsoever. Also, you project your gayness onto others. Par.

[Pavlov]

I don't believe you have any shame whatsoever. Also, you project your gayness onto others. Par.You posted a homosexual fantasy about a man here.

Again.

That's all.

Own it.

[Spurtacular]

More narrative. Par.

[Spurtacular]

Pavlov: Star Wars is for the kids; it's okay if it's crap....

I can't wait to see the new Star Wars!

:lmao

[Pavlov]

More narrative. Par.No, that's a fact.

You post homosexual fantasies about men here day and night.

[Pavlov]

Pavlov: Star Wars is for the kids; it's okay if it's crap....

I can't wait to see the new Star Wars!

:lmao:lol derp has to lie about what I said.

Every single time.

[Spurtacular]

:lol derp has to lie about what I said.

Every single time.

You've been consistently dismissive of people who would hold a kids movie like Star Wars in high esteem.

But okay, you're just so excited about the lasers and stuff. I get it; you act like a child enough.

[Pavlov]

You've been consistently dismissive of people who would hold a kids movie like Star Wars in high esteem.No. I have made fun of incels who shit their pants when movies made for kids don't follow whatever expectations they needed to fulfill their lives.

People like you.

Movies are just movies.

They can be great movies, but they're still just movies.

[Kim Jong-il]

Shit man; you know how forgettable most the new Star Wars is? I don't even remember most the stuff they fucked up at this point.
So you’ve just been talking out your ass? Not shocking :lmao

[FrostKing]

Kylo and Poe are the only characters worth screen time. Bunch of jar jar binks in this new trilogy. First time I'm rooting for the bad guys

[Spurtacular]

No. I have made fun of incels who shit their pants when movies made for kids don't follow whatever expectations they needed to fulfill their lives.

People like you.

Movies are just movies.

They can be great movies, but they're still just movies.

:lmao You're okay if the movie is a p.o.s. and are quite excited to see it. :tu

[Spurtacular]

So you’ve just been talking out your ass? Not shocking :lmao

You suck at this.

[Pavlov]

:lmao You're okay if the movie is a p.o.s. and are quite excited to see it. :tu:lol straw man after straw man

Straw Wars

[Spurtacular]

:lol straw man after straw man

Straw Wars


Buzzword come on.

Truth is you're okay with putting Star Wars on the liberal altar like everything else.

[Kim Jong-il]

I suck at this.

[Pavlov]

Buzzword come on.No. you keep making straw men, i.e., lying.

It's what you do. It's like breathing to you.


Truth is you're okay with putting Star Wars on the liberal altar like everything else.lol what does that even mean?

[Spurtacular]

:cry what does that even mean?

It is what it is. It's just how you operate, pscychopav.

[Pavlov]

It is what it is. It's just how you operate, pscychopav.No, what do you mean when you say this:

"Truth is you're okay with putting Star Wars on the liberal altar like everything else."

Explain yourself.

[Spurtacular]

No. you keep making straw men

:lmao Like I'd ever take that accusation from you seriously ever again. :lmao

:cry Legit questions about the subject are straw men :cry

[Pavlov]

:lmao Like I'd ever take that accusation from you seriously ever again.

:cry Legit questions about the subject are straw men :cryI never said I was ok if a movie is a piece of shit and would be excited to see that movie.

You lied.

This is why no one takes you seriously.

You lie.

All the time.

It's one of the reasons we call you derp, derp.

lol derp.

[Spurtacular]

No, what do you mean when you say this:

"Truth is you're okay with putting Star Wars on the liberal altar like everything else."

Explain yourself.

If you successfully restate the meaning I'll give you an example.

Earn your keep, psychopav. No spoon feeding.

[Spurtacular]

I never said I was ok if a movie is a piece of shit and would be excited to see that movie.

You lied.

This is why no one takes you seriously.

You lie.

All the time.

It's one of the reasons we call you derp, derp.

lol derp.

It can be as shitty as the day is long and you'll be here to sperm shield for it.

:lmao Suck man for you :lmao

[Pavlov]

If you successfully restate the meaning I'll give you an example.

Earn your keep, psychopav. No spoon feeding.:lmao muh conditions

This is another reason we call you derp.

You can't even explain yourself.

I'm not going to restate the meaning of anything. I asked you to explain what you said.

I called and you're folding.

Just admit you can't do it.

lol derp

[Pavlov]

It can be as shitty as the day is long and you'll be here to sperm shield for it.

:lmao Suck man for you :lmao:lmao you can't even put a sentence together anymore.

lol derp

[Spurtacular]

Just admit you can't do it.



Mindless Chump. Par.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao you can't even put a sentence together anymore.

lol derp

:lmao Doesn't matter how bad the movie is; you'll be ready to sperm shield for it. :lmao

[Pavlov]

Mindless Chump. Par.:lol

ME: Explain what you just said.

YOU: Explain to me what I just said and I'll explain what I just said to you.

lol derp

[Pavlov]

:lmao Doesn't matter how bad the movie is; you'll be ready to sperm shield for it. :lmao:lol you're going to watch it even after all your ranting.

[Spurtacular]

:lol

ME: Explain what you just said.

YOU: Explain to me what I just said and I'll explain what I just said to you.

lol derp

You feigned to not know simple meaning.

:lmao Psychopav Chump mad it got thrown back in his face. :lmao

[Spurtacular]

:lol you're going to watch it even after all your ranting.

Why would that be funny?

[Pavlov]

You feigned to not know simple meaning.I still don't know what you meant by that.

And you can't explain yourself.

lol derp

[Spurtacular]

I still don't know what you meant by that.

And you can't explain yourself.

lol derp

Words can be tricky. Amirite?

[Pavlov]

Why would that be funny?All you've done is bitch about Star Wars.

Why would you watch it now?

[Pavlov]

Words can be tricky. Amirite?You can't explain yourself.

lol derp

[Spurtacular]

All you've done is bitch about Star Wars.

Why would you watch it now?

:lmao Spoken like a true minion who can't think for himself :lmao

[Reck]

Derp completely fagged up this thread. Not that it matters since this movie is already shit but still. :lol

[Spurtacular]

Derp completely fagged up this thread. Not that it matters since this movie is already shit but still. :lol

Grudge post. Tell us what ultimately made you want to get the trans conversion therapy.

[Pavlov]

lol derp drags around his failed narratives like corpses.

[Chris]

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1117469527678365696

Yikes.

[Spurtacular]

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1117469527678365696

Yikes.

:lmao Chumpette Incels

[Chris]

:lmao Chumpette Incels

:lol

https://twitter.com/maflor26/status/1117475820271013888

[Chris]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4Itd3iWkAA7QBk.jpg:large

[Texas_Ranger]

''PLS come see this movie, we got Palpatine, Lando and a Death Star.''

Fucking unoriginal losers.

[Spurtacular]

:lol

https://twitter.com/maflor26/status/1117475820271013888

Someone needs to livestream this guy watching the whole movie, tbh.

[Chumpette]

''PLS come see this movie, we got Palpatine, Lando and a Death Star.''

Fucking unoriginal losers.

You weren't complaining about this the first five times, snowflake.

[Pavlov]

:lol angry incels Qhris and derp envious of a happy incel.

[ElNono]

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1117469527678365696

Yikes.

:lol typical American "exceptionalism"... pampered 40 year old acting like a 5 year old...

[Chris]

:lol typical American "exceptionalism"... pampered 40 year old acting like a 5 year old...

:lol It's funny because he's white.

[ElNono]

He could easily be polish, tbh

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

That was the first good Star Wars trailer since Rogue One tbh

[Spurtacular]

Too late Dell. Disney fucked the plot beyond repair. Not even Palpatine can undo the damage.

You're obviously an incel conservatard for having this contrary outlook.

[Spurtacular]

Hate the title, but I'll go see the movie/read the book.

Never change, Chinook.

[UZER]

Comes out in 3 weeks and it’s still not finished. Multiple reshoots, multiple versions, multiple endings, people laughing and walking out of test screenings. What a cluster they turned the new trilogy into.

[Xevious]

Comes out in 3 weeks and it’s still not finished. Multiple reshoots, multiple versions, multiple endings, people laughing and walking out of test screenings. What a cluster they turned the new trilogy into.
I think the prequels are pretty much unwatchable - wooden acting, stilted dialogue, too much reliance on green screens... that said, at least George Lucas knew what he wanted to do. That has been my biggest complaint with the new trilogy, I have no idea even now what story they're trying to tell.

[UZER]

I think the prequels are pretty much unwatchable - wooden acting, stilted dialogue, too much reliance on green screens... that said, at least George Lucas knew what he wanted to do. That has been my biggest complaint with the new trilogy, I have no idea even now what story they're trying to tell.

Agee on all points.

[redzero]

I think the prequels are pretty much unwatchable - wooden acting, stilted dialogue, too much reliance on green screens... that said, at least George Lucas knew what he wanted to do. That has been my biggest complaint with the new trilogy, I have no idea even now what story they're trying to tell.


What story? JJ Abrams pulled the mystery box bullshit--in all fairness, it's at least a foundation to build upon--and Rian Johnson tore all that shit down. I can't believe that Rian got so much creative control.

[dbreiden83080]

Comes out in 3 weeks and it’s still not finished. Multiple reshoots, multiple versions, multiple endings, people laughing and walking out of test screenings. What a cluster they turned the new trilogy into.

I really liked Episode 7. But Last Jedi was such a fucking mess. I tried to like it, but the more I watched it I found myself agreeing with the fanboys on the internet on this one. It sucked. They raped Luke Skywalker, and it was largely boring. It is hard for me to believe there is any saving it at this point. That is why they have so many cuts. They don't know what the fuck to do with it? Fans hated Last Jedi so much, they backed themselves into a corner. It is hard to be pumped for the 3rd movie In a trilogy when the sequel sucked. Imagine if Empire Strikes back was dog shit. Nobody would have given 2 shits about going to see Return of the Jedi..

[dbreiden83080]

What story? JJ Abrams pulled the mystery box bullshit--in all fairness, it's at least a foundation to build upon--and Rian Johnson tore all that shit down. I can't believe that Rian got so much creative control.


Yep Kathleen Kennedy for the win. That is what happens when you hire Spielberg's former secretary to run SW for Disney. She has no talent or abilities as a producer or filmmaker. Every job she ever got was about who she knew. They should have begged Jon Favreau to oversee SW for Disney. At least have a strong creative voice since he has so many other projects.. I doubt he would have advised Disney to Rape and pillage all over Luke Skywalker. But they let Kennedy take control. Fucking horrible mistake.

[UZER]

What story? JJ Abrams pulled the mystery box bullshit--in all fairness, it's at least a foundation to build upon--and Rian Johnson tore all that shit down. I can't believe that Rian got so much creative control.


I really liked Episode 7. But Last Jedi was such a fucking mess. I tried to like it, but the more I watched it I found myself agreeing with the fanboys on the internet on this one. It sucked. They raped Luke Skywalker, and it was largely boring. It is hard for me to believe there is any saving it at this point. That is why they have so many cuts. They don't know what the fuck to do with it? Fans hated Last Jedi so much, they backed themselves into a corner. It is hard to be pumped for the 3rd movie In a trilogy when the sequel sucked. Imagine if Empire Strikes back was dog shit. Nobody would have given 2 shits about going to see Return of the Jedi..

Yes and yes. TFA was not bad. You needed to bridge the gap between the OT and the new trilogy. JJ did a decent job. But TLJ fucked over 40 years of lore and broke the franchise in only 2 hours. Rian Johnson went rogue and KK let him. TLJ going rogue therefore ruined TFA, so now I can’t even watch it anymore knowing where TLJ went. That’s why is said the the new trilogy is a cluster.

And based on the rumors, TROS is not going to do anything to fix the mess, but actually make it worse by trying to retcon everything in the canon to agree with TLJ.

What Disney should have done after TLJ is admit it was an issue and announced they would be doing two more movies to restore faith in the fans that they would work on making things right. Instead, they doubled down defending RJ by attacking the fans that didn’t like TLJ.

[redzero]

I wouldn't even sneak into this movie. It would take overwhelmingly positive audience reviews for me to even want to torrent when it comes out on Blu Ray. I don't know why anybody would be stoked to see the last part of a trilogy after the previous film torpedoed the entire plot.

[dbreiden83080]

Yes and yes. TFA was not bad. You needed to bridge the gap between the OT and the new trilogy. JJ did a decent job. But TLJ fucked over 40 years of lore and broke the franchise in only 2 hours. Rian Johnson went rogue and KK let him. TLJ going rogue therefore ruined TFA, so now I can’t even watch it anymore knowing where TLJ went. That’s why is said the the new trilogy is a cluster.

And based on the rumors, TROS is not going to do anything to fix the mess, but actually make it worse by trying to retcon everything in the canon to agree with TLJ.

What Disney should have done after TLJ is admit it was an issue and announced they would be doing two more movies to restore faith in the fans that they would work on making things right. Instead, they doubled down defending RJ by attacking the fans that didn’t like TLJ.

Yeah I used to really enjoy watching TFA. But after Last Jedi I was done with both movies. Nothing that was good carried over. If Johnson was such a non fan of TFA I have 2 questions? 1 how did he get the job? 2 why did he even want it? Fuck you Kathleen Kennedy..

[redzero]

Mono acting like he has shares in Disney. The Last Jedi earned its reputation.

[redzero]

I am not a big Star Wars fan, but I respect the series. The Last Jedi was a sh*t movie, and its reception and box office numbers reflect that. Rian Johnson's piss poor decision-making even spawned the "subeverted expectations" meme that is still alive today.

[redzero]

*rants incessantly about a Star Wars movie for two years

>rants incessantly
>incessantly

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol Goddamn, you go full re.t.ard when it comes to that shit movie. How many posts have I made about The Last Jedi in the past two years? How frequent have they been?

You're not going to browbeat anybody into liking that shit movie, Mono. That ship has sailed a long time ago. And I don't even know what the f.uck UZER is talking about, but if he is telling the truth about The Rise of Skywalker, this trilogy will become an even bigger wreck.

[Reck]

Mono wtf...strange hill to die on.

Last Star Wars movie was an unmitigated disaster. Force Awakens was too in terms of originality but I kind of give that one a past since you could argue it's a shot by shot of 6.

The new cast doesn't help these films any either. Ridley and Driver suck. Groot has more personality than them.

[redzero]

So triggered you’re throwing periods all over the place :lmao


I'm trying to bypass this new filter, Mono. I know you can do better than that.

[benefactor]

Mono wtf...strange hill to die on.

Last Star Wars movie was an unmitigated disaster. Force Awakens was too in terms of originality but I kind of give that one a past since you could argue it's a shot by shot of 6.

The new cast doesn't help these films any either. Ridley and Driver suck. Groot has more personality than them.
Don't forget B:lolyega. Who the fuck decided he was good at acting? He needs to be in some B-Movie on the Syfy Channel. The new Pacific Rim was hilariously bad.

There's nothing to invest in with Ridley as a heroine. She's bland...there's nothing to connect with. Your new Sith lord is a daddy issue laden girly boy. Really...this faggot is Han Solo's son? Han Fucking Solo?

Now you have this last movie that they apparently can't even seem to feel good about all they way up to the release. Still trying to make it palatable enough to feed to the public.

None of this should have ever happened. Beyond the nostalgia of the first film, everything about this series is forgettable and borderline laughable.

[Xevious]

The actors are fine by Star Wars standards, they aren't the problem. Let's not pretend like Portman and Christensen were turning in oscar performances.

[Xevious]

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[lefty]

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https://i.imgur.com/E3G9AFU.png

[FrostKing]

The actors are fine by Star Wars standards, they aren't the problem. Let's not pretend like Portman and Christensen were turning in oscar performances.
Episode 1 had Neeson and McGregor was strong throughout.

Grievous and especially Darth Maul were more interesting villains than any so far in this trilogy

[Ed Lover]

There's nothing to invest in with Ridley as a heroine. She's bland...there's nothing to connect with.

Mary Sue

[Ed Lover]

ACT I
[The Past- Unknown Location].
Luke is training Leia as a Jedi. Lightsabers are involved. Leia reveals to Luke that she is pregnant and Leia makes the decision to end her Jedi training due to the impending birth of her son.
[The Present- The Resistance’s Jungle Base]
Years later, Leia has picked up where her brother left off and has been helping Rey learn the ways of the Jedi. Rey is first seen doing some meditative/ “mental” Force training, but is struggling with it. In frustration, she asks Leia if she can do a physical training course instead. This is what we see Rey doing in the jungle forrest in the D23 First Look.(1 (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/fvwLTt6IJkCHx7ovhc7TFsHRPfo6G8G7staeJ6M-wVWkOgKtoApW0MLzS0tFIhQ5cOPD88VK6opdg9eUy5oBZp_u6H 6E4U-7nXwWFpNi2_3z9bmUlmtpKTDqTMsYluE8hCo2XnxcmKqvzUWkp yigdNR7lsRHXTK16ow0terF30zsbjne0UOcClNj_bKXzxcJZBg 6XTjteD0aZ2g5E9ZTRTWtkD1kiybwOZDP-HDxYifbc9KZph4hy3iUimTDvrrsA4CVFU8tNLjEJayYf6iQ1zH jVdMMshT9WT1i1Y-xqdJ58qBk5yITpQkZ7XmrzgHF1zWF_nqpr59FIU7DSJmhGvhw7 nwR6C93zwRZnCDM6vFZbyzBl4WMch5tmcE0phbPbcO7CgdK4X6 qonBIDDy-FJbVzPDqyI6wx580cjFpy7pkqgThSGeUm3x6yJ4_lM2pC1xg-4yAq-arD-UGKhrJ-3kqENPLsMTpx508Iar8--nkaDyiEZq2mf76hDMmshV5hvBKEDXnI-b_Ik-K6Y4GgLwd5bHUfrsjbhL9AZdZFvU6fcaSLohfFyZDnqPlNR92c Mk5hWc5eJxmS_kj3tvXg_ry8JSf6yueA26Hvexu_iq89xuEoEU Z2As5LYh2mk20rvjOuTeQsqd5cqfl6itsxxzunbsPJrzVAw60P S-CSggJMyF4_PPPjjzQ7D0n-w6Na56kwi9qg4obWxKu79tB8XEET-AVvNjEe9E9S2LpRu6nLtI=w1676-h944-no), 2 (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/VoNvtx4eljVy07CTo6-zZVMnGicys-yRfZnYr7J_zGxRiOvQiZRkvHuoxX5-exNbtfB_WHuwdQ_WnzSAN9e13BP9YI_zxvHRTgD-Vo49duaHG7dz3Fc741SXzMdzHxoORiYWgU1kjK8aolTBNbBf7p BxsjAxfrVRcrXOmuNz9FnveLrePr3_N5MlwjYcHxgOhP5VWSQe sejzChN6sI984EFzLVtHZmi0Bdw0d6I0upgeMpzSC-lm7sV3o78Ye69DSKc52Q1JD3qjzX2-QRVkegENMWCR74LgpSqgBwy3E9FxKWiPo8zkHWFIXxoQDcRHox pS2jy-D2-LcUCndntLLlHD8OQ1xopMQZzXfdAtJTmeOhAVqrs7DL_3vcj5e e95_Le0Qe7JlMaVumhUYP9RbeeCwfTI1BZXCrrxE4FI5qo_YHn bjdL7Mt86C6-rL7MZOX7UhKqoORLH2vuIopQAv4yOiOBnFgLsIijRKSIluWy1z 2XuS7GVKhPvWDOhqs6pmo3QG0JTgK0JcrJcv8ttAN2K8OGGzE9 rZ52gHkIu1dyjPInio1kylIDD2BqwtHfoQYMn0Sg3167H0tcTC 0DkpzJdcbyN07qu-NNe4Oz_EvrUcSieI0zOYShvAznA9_kzIZAOKpujK5y28rdz2Eb 0ehhJUq0e94s4SlD2k_Ply61SxwL4dnRTJI6RLzl72wf5lZVsN 3WZvd4RrnrvFSE8bazkxOUtvmIkaXB_VFZP1L4C4gc=w1676-h944-no)) It appears that Rey has more physical fortitude than she has mental strength.
[Forrest planet bathed in red light]
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren has been aware of a dark power behind his predecessor and former master, Snoke. Kylo has been spending his time as leader of the First Order with the purpose of locating this power. Generals Hux and Pryde have been following Kylo around on his quest and are beginning to get very frustrated with what they see as a fool’s errand. They see this as a waste of First Order time and resources. When we catch up with the villains of our story, Kylo is leading an assault on this planet (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/00yn_CUGfPqGBuhwQbwWW1hJJF7puJlZpiidQgT_DIlueS0GnX 1tuheJVAvRm0H63jHtXZGor_NEgV7hKgHQR5hmJMN6tJU8Y2WV 5NjCQX7KsScLmAf2qdhJwOGlL-Cay69tNNcszAFiFEUWE3z6W6kNQN92fU1sbYEDDWTJ29rIOvI6 _xomh3rtfk0M8ZI6HGdGmt07qxd9LjJEVvkzCHYpDYiRwaEcfI DrjWefLfoksC2PtOwfFKQXLHSPivzc0xF8pMhGI1CQWQeRHy5t lympoUC63txI-yMG0n4aUNq1ZUGwv-Emg-gmOMpI927-PkjqIftS0Ufl2SChU3r9DWsPbrvLlH86WDk6eXlZnEqAMuIZHh QE7-aRVnCjGhQLEpPcbp6qqyjwHJNnAd4wBYB8rNVjls11g6katgTu 5LQHIYd6DbogUYwcrxVdUMdcOlSj8WWuEKzaNBVrrW0t51Hqs0 9PYVrfedRoVuTPGxM9IjPFLpmsh4dqJdbHEaYWVzsFGtESPhlP 3YDkdDHFohjsEr_sG94ExKQpJ3Xc90xwtw5h_d3iWBISUbqdT5 TpX0FyOIkRKe9Cx3jC-Rn4FmnsHjX0BRAlieEI3pX6xSrtesUVWlPSuAJjg2K7AAt-QDimvFVEu38gYRZaHCYcctpgW8ul55cIdvxdk42vPKzsraMID3 Hw5uD0AXxRZUEBwiBBQpaqeAtYvHYGe0EM8onNp2-gt9JnI73q6efxdMVfQLw=w1676-h944-no) with the purpose of finding Darth Vader’s wayfinder device. The device reveals coordinates within the Unknown Regions and Kylo is confident that this will reveal the source of Snoke’s power. Kylo Ren slaughters his way through the natives and is eventually led to "the oracle" (https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/ba5lpa/details_on_kylo_ren_and_the_oracle_in_episode_ix/)who gives him the wayfinder.
[Asteroid Base]
We pick up with Finn and Poe on the Millennium Falcon, accompanied by a hand full of unfamiliar alien characters traveling to an icy asteroid base to meet with a First Order informant. This informant, an alien, is acting as a middle man between a First Order mole and our heroes. The First Order arrives and begins attacking the base. The assault causes forces our heroes to make a hasty exit by what was described to me as “light springing” away. Light springing involves making the jump to light speed without plotting a course or a predetermined destination. As we all remember, making the jump to light speed without precise calculations could have dire consequences such as ‘flying right through a star or bouncing too close to a supernova’. The Falcon makes a hand full of these springs to throw the First Order off their trail, but as a result they are forced to deal with the consequences of such a risky maneuver. After surviving the dangers of light springing, our heroes plot a course to the secret Resistance jungle base.
[The Unknown Regions- Exogol]
After obtaining Vader’s device Kylo travels to the place specified by the wayfinder. It takes him to the Unknown Regions and a dead planet of flat, black rock. I previously reported that the planet where Kylo finds Vader's wayfinder was called Exogol. Since then my understanding has evolved and I've been told that this planet actually bears that name. Kylo lands outside a giant cube, floating just above the ground and begins walking toward it. Kylo walks between the cube and the ground and once he reaches the center he discovers an elevator leading down below the planet's surface. He follows teh lift down and finds an old man, near death and lying in bed and being tended to by cloaked aids. My source believes these aids to be referred to as Sith Loyalists. The old man identifies himself as Darth Sideous. Kylo initially dismisses the old man, knowing that the Emperor had died over 30 years prior over the forest moon of Endor. Feeling that this must be a trick, Kylo claims that there must be some other explanation, such as this man being a clone. My sources specifically tell me that the Palpatine refutes the idea of him being a clone and affirms that he survived his fall. After his defeat at Endor, he left the known galaxy and traveled to the Unknown Regions to rebuild his Empire. Despite his skepticism, Palpatine begins to reel Kylo in and subsequently tells him of something known as a “Force Dyad”. The Force produces two incredibly strong users and when they unite together, both become stronger than either one could be on their own. Palpatine believes Kylo Ren and Rey to be the two halves of this dyad and shares this knowledge with Rey. (Note: I previously wrote that Palpatine wanted them to become “master and apprentice” since then this has been clarified to me as Palpatine seeking the two members of the Dyad) Palpatine claims that he seeks the Dyad because he is weak and dying and he wants the Dyad to rule together once he’s gone. Palpatine orders Kylo to bring Rey to him and turn her so that the Dyad will be a strong, unified force of darkness. Palpatine also reveals that he has been amassing an armada of Star Destroyers equipped with Death Star tech, each one capable of destroying a planet on its own. Generals Hux and Pryde are tasked with rounding up children in large numbers to train and staff his armada.
[The Resistance’s Jungle Base]
Finn and Poe return to the Resistance base bearing the knowledge obtained from their encounter with the First Order informant. The duo brings this knowledge to General Leia and tell her what they know about Kylo’s mission to the Unknown Regions, but without any leads to where he went or how he got there, the Resistance is at a dead end. Leia mentions that she has a contact who was seeking a link to the Unknown Regions long ago and may be willing to help. Leia dispatches the two of them along with Rey, Chewbacca, BB-8 and C-3PO to Passana to meet with her contact and see what help he may be able to provide.
[Passana]
When our heroes arrive on the planet, they discover that a giant festival (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/KDUUubJmj2NqG6XEo-Dl-Aajcbjt-LqWs1eBCROYsFy7wx47bH9xqIZZ9F7G4DICJYYZubU6xhbVFYy 5zYrLuOlwz2QziG0Y6ydPGwX-54F-V0Xl2b0WI8mnBjXXH_ZApmVYoxgxJ5L8dRKrWsUwawBYR2kv28 Hf9MRXdw7jB9YQ_4bRm_lz3ubRcOvTM_gbExP9tXCdfw3iEunk jyOT5prgtTn0yiJgu1lg2Ec7J2affAW399Qya1WJS8kwms-HapeYLXesksCLMDvbgopxlybHkLQaVuX8CuzJkikZqvYrqopX_ VsSKwGf83UaPSt-_ncXlR1Q3sv3q1cdW1IzO59IzqR-fJrgJHujoddxpN41YwFXHJvykvqoL-SBfOglxQmkd-iyrCmmyO5-VDPZuLF4czDr_Cch2CWsRCGMt4rV9-wKe3eLnjRlzvXK9fEG3WANb-si3ic7agp_JlSyor1v_b57xr47Mx4tZZGNhTXvBhtGUKlS9v-oDgtRDegvWhd86FaEr5vzweeyhi5-OCW5nS4hIj5brJDb5M58WK9fltRoEhKqbCoFOtG56pmp4dj0sC ZzO-NpC4PrRA1hPre2HO2PZyTEmH-TtI9wkOtMSVo4Zyjm519Qn1akI45480CZTGwUAkyKp8eVrd6sv aMKZ_wmGskFcENqgSu5KIbvdw_ZUErg4aQI5FUMqb68M6TkRn-AUhFcjmcJ9PSW21Ng4AScAZNN07v4bbBoZUtKJO8=w1676-h944-no) is going on. What they thought would be an easy mission has now turned into a much more complicated affair. They attempt to lay low and to blend in. Unsurprisingly, Chewbacca struggles with blending in because it’s very difficult to hide a 7 foot tall wookiee from prying eyes. Rey encounters an alien in the crowds who takes a liking to her, presenting her with a handmade necklace as a gift. She is asked her name and she responds “Rey”. When asked her family name, she replies that she does not have one. At this time, Kylo establishes a connection with Rey through their bond. Their conversation ends with Kylo grabbing the necklace from around Rey’s neck. This necklace proves to be the key to the First Order discovering their location. After the connection ends, Rey warns her comrades that the First Order is on their way and that they must hurry to find Leia’s contact. It is at this point that instead of finding their contact, their contact reveals himself to them after having spotted an old wookiee friend of his out of the crowd. It’s Lando Calrissian.
Greetings and introductions are exchanged Lando tells them of a dagger that may help them find what they seek. Many years prior, Lando and Luke went in search of this dagger that was owned by a Sith loyalist named Ochie (spelling not confirmed). They tracked Ochie to Passana when the trail went cold. When met with the question of why he never left the planet after the search for Ochie and his dagger ended, Lando tells the team that he had a young child at the time of his and Luke’s quest. While they were out searching for the dagger, the First Order stole his child. After having failed to protect his child from the First Order, Lando and Luke parted ways and he stayed on Passana ever since. This story strikes a chord with Finn having been stolen from his own family at an incredibly young age as well. Lando points them in the direction of the last known coordinates of Ochie’s ship, where the trail went cold all those years ago, wishes them luck in succeeding where he failed all those years ago but decides to sit this one out.
Our heroes follow the trail that Lando pointed out to them and eventually they happen upon Ochie’s ship. When Rey sees the ship, it triggers some memories. It’s the same ship that we see leaving Jakku in Rey’s vision from TFA. Before the implications of this can sink in, the ground beneath them gives out and the crew gets sucked below the surface of the sand. They find themselves in a series of underground tunnels where they discover the remains of Ochie and the dagger that Lando and Luke sought after. Rey feels a very strong connection to this weapon, but can’t quite articulate it. The dagger has writing on it in a language that nobody can identify. It’s then handed over to 3PO who identifies the writing as a Sith language, but he reveals that he is unable to translate the writing due to restrictions in his programing. At this time, a plan is made to hack into C-3PO’s programming to bypass the restrictions. Poe mentions that he has an old contact that might be able to help them out. Chewbacca takes possession of the dagger and the group’s attention shifts to finding a way out of the caves. During their escape attempt, the team runs into a giant, very aggressive, sand worm (who presumably created the tunnels). A battle with the sand worm ensues and our heroes end up backed into a corner, preparing to meet their fate when Rey notices a detail. The worm is injured. In a display of previously unknown power, Rey is able to heal the worm’s injuries, satiating the worm and providing the heroes the chance they needed to escape.
Once they crew exits the cave system, they see a First Order Star Destroyer in the sky and know that Kylo Ren has found them. Once they realize this they (correctly) reason that the First Order would have already found the Falcon, making that plan of escape impossible. The Falcon is boarded and subsequently taken back to the Star Destroyer. In an act of desperation, the crew boards Ochie’s ship and attempt to get it working. It's on this ship that the crew discovers the new droid D-O. Rey senses that Kylo is coming for her, so she takes off on her own to confront him and buy her friends some time. (This is where the TIE interceptor flip (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/FmXhqPpumh1vMJI1fY7VUjdoQvm0JQ0PM-my2kwNQFlSmCTUONyo4UgSeG4K_tXi1Wl5hOpqSjgbHVvJ9Zxg jiJOyrP2D5ba3PIFNeh71VeV0cOHxghI-kWaPrehMSzEB4CqV8kygJDDbloRSWeZ7gzmoWSI2-JQUAx-SjF-t_7n7qjHxXkIlrI4no8uRqb_Qu7AFfcRu92OfGaXf4XKR5iWSA Wpfa4_2HckfIy79ZCn1i7kokX3JXvBcBX-e1u0MaKSX-P3t8xDyTDpqXO5rBhiCfU94gKDYvHrE5k4PlKYc28pNjiI1TFf-HHLVJdE39tplVHwtGYLLR3PYvGDLSKYNI7iowC6NKU0cewyYbB KoPceCNrZGHYO8ts983h0tizCcR0DqRuxU0dSDHBifkXCRW2RW g2H5MSAkCGNQUxKdah4S93EXdIHE2XVm9B3aTTsFP6iIwor5Y1 F2kSus5Jzv_8UHIidxkLLpEeq8nYtasYiCOPTPbAy29fPYFtJx M6KL2tpadLIVMI6ohPdHRkHmI0p3LwZ-zhaDJVds3Vo-Yw08oivV5Nz63MCHbljjo7pq5pwTEuMbTaAfB_PWAFt2m3Safp QFgn39JgMerUgR8pAhAi5Y0nSo9nGkHAlYp8VwuG7DiN6rm9Ni _tbNRM9VJCqn1_--vrw_BWGlIOchtxmvNTb4pP2kIezO7icXWmYAyxkHX_S3IaWB68 GhkpROUIyiytGmGrhJb8avwOBnNU=w1676-h944-no) sequence from the first teaser takes place). While Kylo and Rey are engaged, the Knights of Ren and the First Order head for Ochie’s ship and our other heroes. Chewbacca splits off from the crew and attempts to delay the Knights, but it captured. The dagger is taken from him and he boards a First Order prisoner transport. Rey and Kylo both notice Chewbacca being taken captive and being brought to a transport ship during their confrontation. As the ship takes off, Rey shifts her attention from Kylo to her captured friend and begins to use the Force to stop the transport and pull it back to the ground. Kylo attempts to counteract this by pushing the ship away. Control over the ship becomes a battle between Kylo and Rey, much like their battle for Anakin’s lightsaber in TLJ. Kylo begins to gain the upper hand which angers Rey. In her frustration, lightning shoots from her hand, destroying the the transport ship and killing all its passengers. Devastated by what she just did, Rey collapses. While all this is transpiring, Poe, Finn, 3PO and BB-8 get Ochie’s ship in the air just in time to fly over to pick up a distraught Rey. With no Lando, no Falcon, no dagger and no Chewbacca, our heroes limp away from the desert planet.​​

[Ed Lover]

ACT II
[Kijimi]
The heroes of the Resistance make their way to the snow dusted planet of Kijimi to execute their plan to discover what secrets the dagger held. Despite not being in possession of the dagger anymore, 3PO tells the crew that he has the message committed to memory, so all hope is not lost. Poe tracks down an old contact of his, Zorri Bliss, who brings them to a small creature named Babbu Frik (again, spelling not confirmed) to hack 3PO’s programming to read the Sith language on the dagger. Frik tells everyone that he can unlock the message to be read, but in doing so C-3PO’s memory will be wiped. Still reeling from the loss of Chewbacca, the heroes argue about finding another way to get the job done, but in an act of self sacrifice C-3PO voluntarily consent to the modifications, knowing that (for all intents and purposes) the droid we’ve all known for years will essentially die. According to my sources, this scene is reportedly one of the most emotional in the film. Frik completes the hack and 3PO is now able to read the message inscribed on the dagger. (This action creates the red eyed C-3PO (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/4Z9g-uwQUpx_srlMC2jwBGFEDd_ZBTKPIFHq046TOEeWlNR5ZC9U-Alqfdh1jlfyjhPRmLMxk2B60_azRK50yVYZFf-m6igthcMUB_GcE9v5aaY0ykGwBqdW3wJdTy1OK1_FtnOvaFLrZ wX9N1IDYSpP4KkSSEBnTFPUfz8F2EOxx24BX-AWjzIFIJVFh8twkYuwnAob5Dcv43TE9F84OtXGbtHpB775IgXv KkW7zqxqNNq99hlHaAtKLCrb9odfD1ga1O--871LpPId2hD8PVhzWgPrVxqDJ-E-AZr__2MlfERrwCNf0yWq6SQ2_FIPCT4-5j7my8QLBxAP6yzewugVvXI2dcZWX5OrPYojIWdFQ7eEUdgZs9 tG0461xbtmPv0k10icugyXdR_RUW6JdumK5bZsT0urvQnfJwh3 lt-V0LwKofCwCLqe9Y5moXLnztMJzTTGulGFGw4_oCkJ1kD3krbub B6qq2SGAIKO7Jv4YpL55TmId5YSHEQYj2Z-tJLo8j4Xzl7Ltgp7GJiW7hIJ4j2HNsUmYukwCLgH2O9jqR7uNR q2axe67hITkmAKGBq5q3MydP_2Xa_9B880xGN0KGWaGHEjnxbU Ib0RPHf656FHmEawUL1YQucLS1WaRuMSTeBQyb5QXd8f8DBnnc M4VXnjMi0MlS7Nd3NlJyNKkXE68GECowkvZRfyAvr-ej-L79zl2pFztwyAKDq7yiQVNC_UnbobqR7vikvvub4FKNM=w1676-h944-no) seen in the D23 footage) The translated text points them to the location of the Emperor’s own wayfinder. Having served his purpose, 3PO’s memory wipe begins and he shuts down. Once the memory wipe is complete, 3PO reboots with a completely empty memory.
While on Kijimi, Kylo initiates another mind bond with Rey to try and divine her location a second time. Kylo spends much of this time antagonizing Rey, some of this conversation revolves around her parents and the truth behind the dagger. It was once used to murder her parents. Many years ago, Ochee was sent to murder Rey’s parents who were trying to hide Rey from the galaxy. Ochee succeeded, leaving her parents as nobodies to be forgotten by that galaxy. Where Ochee failed was with Rey. He could not find her so he left her behind on Jakku. This is what Rey remembers, the ship leaving in the wake of her parent’s murder, not her parents abandoning her. Rey lashes out at Kylo during this bond and their lightsabers clash. Having gotten everything he needed from Rey during this session, he cuts off the bond. The Star Destroyers arrive on Kijimi after having followed our heroes there. As Kylo makes his way down to the planet, Zorri helps the Resistance escape by employing the use of something described to me as a “First Order passage device”, something that transmits a signal recognized as friendly to the First Order allowing the ship to pass uninterrupted. As our heroes make their escape, we see that Palpatine’s orders to Hux and Pryde are being carried out as children are being rounded up by soldiers of the First Order.
[First Order Star Destroyer Above Kijimi]
As the heroes escape on Ochee’s ship, the group makes the decision to use the passage device to board the Star Destroyer and recapture the Falcon. The device works as advertised and their ship lands without question. On board the Star Destroyer, the droids log on to the ship’s computer network to locate the Falcon, but in the process they discover that Chewbacca is still alive! He was on a different prisoner transport ship the entire time. The team hatches a plan for a rescue mission but Rey splits off, feeling as if something is calling to her. Meanwhile, the others find Chewie, but their rescue attempt fails and they are all taken captive. The calling Rey feels is caused by the dagger which draws her to it in Kylo’s living quarters.
[Kijimi]
Back on the surface of the planet and having grown tired of a fruitless search for Rey, Kylo initiates another Force bond with her. He discovers that she is on his Star Destroyer and a lightsaber duel breaks out between the two of them across two different locations. Kylo on the surface of Kijimi and Rey aboard the Star Destroyer. During this encounter, Kylo reveals that there is more to the story behind Rey and her parents. Rey is the granddaughter of Emperor Palpatine. He tells her that they are meant to join together on the dark side and that it’s all part of the Emperor’s plan. It’s clear that by this point in the story, Kylo is fully committed to what the Emperor’s mission for him. Once Rey and Kylo’s Force bond duel ends, Kylo makes his way back to his ship and Rey grabs the dagger and Chewbacca’s bandolier and bolts. Rey bumps into a fresh minded C-3PO along the way, hands him Chewbacca’s effects and the dagger and tells him to make a run for it while she stalls Kylo. When it appears that all is lost for our heroes that have been captured by the First Order, General Hux arrives and surprisingly not only allows them to escape, but points them in the direction of the Falcon. Hux was the mole within the First Order that Finn and Poe had received information from. Rey and the other heroes make a break for the Falcon and escape. After they leave, Kylo kills Hux for treason against the First Order. From this point forward, General Pryde is the sole commander of the First Order military. The Emperor contacts Pryde and demands that he use one of the specially equipped Star Destroyers to destroy Kijimi as an act of loyalty and Pryde complies.
[Endor]
The information gleaned from C-3PO’s translation of the dagger’s writing leads the location of a second wayfinder device which turns out to be aboard the wreckage of the second Death Star on the forest moon of Endor. Along their way to the wreckage, the crew comes in contact with a person named Jannah. It is revealed that she was press ganged into First Order service as a child, but eventually escaped and found her way to Endor where she has been living for some time. At this time it is revealed that she is the child that Lando lost to the First Order all those years ago. Jannah provides Rey with transportation to get to the Death Star wreckage
Rey makes her way to the Death Star wreckage and begins climbing her way through it’s twisted remains. One of my sources told me that this scene feels very reminiscent of the activities we see Rey doing when we are first introduced to her in TFA. She eventually reaches the Emperor’s throne room and discovers a chamber connecting to that room that contains the second wayfinder. Rey approaches the object and picks it up which induces visions of a possible future for herself. In this vision we see a version of Rey that has been enveloped by the dark side (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_3eeiIqrxFgBHvPmxTq_HBTiGlG4hIkXDqgE-Fizj1QnF-Yt2l7BOSkdWcBzwSy-J4L9kKgJbqomh35TALhEpUqHrUBfPR8_bChwXvnowulebgTVAt QX51lAYUla03-2DRWf1AWZ_Rw6EfAwwVh5PJxRFnWNO6usLHq_vFiWMIYr9ZwLK ElbhZxH_98CS4MFR741mVB7_DIQsx1fsRv-M_AXQ_1CCD0zk6dXirCIAf4EZjIpmVkQchogzi3KCo2NsgGL8z WfWblc0QEAq89-HZ5wvGyqOfHPrQc2MsW-7Q1YU-ZsSwbtLi5_M82vGNGCwqIZn7KLWF43-skApP6P3rFwsrIBDHktfqrYNZZ5OXMEKlvSgFDOUSPENxDzf1k _h6aj_ecm_6flE7-H_foA-PKZ2DDOLNKKSwqonOurc2U6jJ-eWoybWfdalNuEiJx9pW1WVjZ98kwXxHk5IfipOoq0JVGiSBbdn yYeHPs087FKChQzxpu2TWO6NNIhJa5y78YmrGumdcs1LpHp9qD KkSjapIT3qYykszoZtAgfhK3ZIcXN3FuwXesn2XxyIy5GQc_c7 PjzSn2ud6iCdzBi9UORlIyd42H5Pk_WltY8XTkcUTv1q3LQv3B A_wBc9Cba_YuHM6e_057ZiOMViProwaDESIaJ_ClAA7p5lPCHU LGG_zc-epgs-Qd-I-2tODVOkOmzZ8rcVPX47Q8Ax2AQQp9DBW9qYdWLGtScbXpEc7EQ-6U=w1676-h944-no)as seen in the D23 footage. My sources have also told me that the voice of Palpatine may be heard during this scene. The vision shocks Rey and she stumbles back into the throne room where Kylo Ren is waiting for her. Kylo takes possession of the Emperor’s wayfinder, destroys it and indicates to Rey that the only way to get another wayfinder is to go through him and take Vader’s. A lightsaber battle ensues, beginning in the throne room and eventually transitioning to exterior wreckage among the crashing waves. (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/uJ1wlh_o3ulo9scCmfX6qs0FgJpo7jEZfdQTfQ_iEV-LwkKTWL3vaScZTuCR8xWGG6iy-c4YUPVi4Daq7enn9TEOL5DTAiCcja5nYCwULymbkHOD9fNEbES dGeemIgaqmsq4AJJWIU6JazDEIrX2wS06T6IEiwKftQXMWdV8k C6keGE5r3qRfNvDWU2E1aJDoWyYxO3BCKbbc4X31KerLQs-m9PZYqlPbrhSVXeGFbtMhzdmyTzVhHGXLnpdlRvfMcpI0XqQX1 lDIGr-VarvKMuAhNjF9bIvXMonv78mthbJ35-T8rnvY04GzFUpflRx2G2o5tMzhKt8Uo6hLvv7zzJNbRMExFN6N BOdmzjYL0kbE3Ri9F2Kcmiu37-mEk_kYMrZ6z5cH8L8H2S7ZZZR-jt3L5-NaFniW5tTvjPeWRKrrLBh_1_QY24DcosA8DLp32hqA10c1JATd oB424cwO892c0jPi0bGSEHbdLMzfFkvrBtfI3oFd3jdRDi8lEz Otgxnx73FUEcjiU9TCp7MV7BoAFZSh4QnLEmBtWSTBNzYJ7pRi-vtBjgQIe2Zb_MOadSmCaSTAYBr7_WljQ9X2kGJ3Gx1zLMtLx5t xDfOXtJYflIv-rW8hNzEuH14lwImWLEFzonlX5luKA-QwK58_u3dPcyaffminX-VlrBrvf3clLO6VlSvF76KaaskQcSgiBAB4_Wgeq-els8glzYZl07D4RwFL8SuaWDsp34lIPTKoxw=w1676-h944-no)
[The Resistance’s Jungle Base]
Off in another part of the galaxy while Kylo and Rey clash sabers, a bright light in the universe begins to fade. Leia is dying. Before her death, we hear the voice of a familiar hero come to bid her farewell and pass on one last bit of knowledge…[Endor]
As their battle rages on, both Kylo and Rey sense the death or their respective mother and mentor. They both react, but Rey recovers from the shock sooner and leverages the moment to take Kylo’s weapon from him and stab him through the chest with it. In the aftermath of their concluded duel, Rey declares to Kylo that she will never be like him and fall to the dark side. She exercises her newfound healing ability to save Kylo from death, steals his ship along with Vader’s wayfinder device aboard it and takes off, leaving her enemy behind.
After Rey leaves the forest moon, the remainder of the Resistance crew boards the Falcon, along with their newfound ally Jannah, having spent the duration of Rey and Kylo’s fight repairing the ship, and return to the hidden base on the jungle planet.
Broken and defeated, Kylo Ren remains on the wreckage of the second Death Star when he is visited by a vision of his father. Han speaks to his son, telling him that it’s never too late to return to return to the light and make the right choice. This conversation has a profound effect on Kylo and in a symbolic gesture, he discards his lightsaber and walks away from darkness and the identity of Kylo Ren.

[Ed Lover]

ACT III
[Ahch-To]
Following her experience on the Death Star, Rey returns to the island on Ahch-to. Throughout the course of the film she has given in to her aggression, nearly killed her friend by unleashing a stream of lightning on a ship, learned that she is the descendant of the Sith Lord who reduced the Jedi to numbers that they have yet to recover from even half a century later, saw a vision of herself as a servant of darkness and stabbed her enemy through the chest in anger. Her most recent encounter with Kylo was the last straw and Rey has now made the decision to follow the example set by Luke and exile herself on the island where the Jedi began. Rey scuttles the ship she stole from Kylo and throws the repaired lightsaber originally constructed by Anakin Skywalker in after it. A ghostly hand snatches the lightsaber out of thin air as it's being thrown. It's Luke Skywalker. Luke’s conversation with Rey is said to be encouraging yet realistically grim in tone. Luke knows first hand what it’s like to face Palpatine and that it’s not an easy task. Rey must confront Palpatine in the same way that Luke once had to confront Vader. Luke encourages Rey by telling her of the faith Leia had in her. She saw the potential within her and hoped that Rey would be able to restore balance to the Force once more just as Anakin once did. Rey supposedly asks to speak to Leia at one point, but Luke responds by telling her that Leia has not yet completed her training and he can not yet feel her distinctive consciousness within the Force. By the end of their conversation, Rey is reenergized for the seemingly insurmountable task that lies ahead of her and agrees to leave the island. Having destroyed the ship she used to come to Ahch-to, Luke raises his own X-wing (previously seen submerged in the coves of the island) to allow Rey to face Palpatine. In addition to the starfighter, Luke gifts Rey with a lightsaber that once belonged to Leia. He tells her how Leia left her saber with Luke when she stopped training and Luke kept it on him. He then points Rey to where he kept it safe in his hut. Rey boards the X-wing, armed with the coordinates for Palpatine’s location obtained from Vader’s wayfinder and leaves the planet.
[The Resistance’s Jungle Base]
After returning to the jungle base, several things happen. After seeing the sacrifice made by 3PO, R2 reveals that he has a backup of C-3PO’s memories in his archives and is able to restore the droid to a mostly whole state. My sources believe this backup memory to have been created sometime around the time of The Force Awakens. It’s an older C-3PO, but it’s better than no 3PO at all. Lando reenters the story, having changed his mind, coming to the Jungle Base and wanting to help however he can. It is at this time that Rey begins transmitting coordinates into the Unknown Regions obtained from the wayfinder to the Resistance. The Resistance mobilizes, readying themselves for the impending conflict.
[The Unknown Regions- Exogol]
Rey follows the coordinates found in the wayfinder to the same spot Kylo did earlier in the film. Rey lands outside the giant cube floating above the ground and makes her way through the same underground passages. The cube, composed of black rock, floats several meters above the ground and is so massive that one corner can not be seen in frame when the camera is at another. As Rey travels down into the depths of the planet, giant Sith statues can be seen. Where Rey and Kylo’s experiences begin to differ come in with where Rey discovers Palpatine. Palpatine is not in the same chamber that Kylo discovered him in, but in a huge arena, surrounded by Sith loyalists in dark cloaks in the grandstands. Palpatine is being supported by some kind of mechanical arm, possibly connecting him to life support machinery. Rey begins to confront Palpatine. During this conversation Sideous reportedly confirms Rey’s lineage and goads her on to take up a lightsaber and strike him down (very much like how he encouraged Luke to do the same thing 30 years prior), telling her that only in killing him will she gain the power needed to save her friends. Palpatine also apparently makes statements alluding to the belief that Vader could not betray Luke due to their familial bond and that same kind of bond would ultimately cause Rey to do what the Emperor wishes. During his taunts, the sickly Sith opens the roof of the stadium chamber revealing that the sky above is filled with Star Destroyers soon to be embroiled in conflict with the approaching Resistance. As the battle between the First Order/Empire and the Resistance begins to rage in the skies above them, Rey gives into the Emperor’s commands and decides to strike him down.
Through means that are still a bit foggy to me, Ben Solo was able to leave the wreckage of the Death Star and his former persona behind and travel to Exogol with the purpose of joining Rey to help her face down Sidious. Before leaving the Death Star wreckage, Ben abandoned Kylo’s lightsaber so now he’s walking into a warzone with no weapon. When he arrives on the planet, he encounters the Knights of Ren who are guarding the entrance to the arena where Rey and Sidious are. Ben reportedly dispatches each of them using only the Force. After doing this he enters the arena as Rey is about strike the Emperor using Leia’s blade. Ben grabs Anakin’s lightsaber and warns Rey to reconsider what she is about to do, to not kill the Emperor in anger. Seeing Ben arrive pleases Sideous. He then uses his power to bond them together and begins to syphon power from that bond and direct it into himself. As the power flows into him, the once silky and decrepit Palpatine stands tall and strong once again, restoring himself to a much younger, healthier state.
[The Skies over Exogol]
While all this action is happening on the ground, much more explosive events are happening in the sky. The Resistance and the First Order are locked in battle. The details I have on what happens during this branch of the plot are a bit sparse at the moment, but here’s what I have been told. The Resistance arrives and they are confronted with hundreds of Palpatine’s Sith Star Destroyers. Their goal is to take out the flagship of the destroyers, where General Pryde is located. Taking out the flagship will supposedly sever communications with the rest of the fleet and prevent them from being able to navigate the perils of the Unknown Regions. At one point during the battle Finn and Jannah (joined by others, but exactly who is not clear to me right now) land on Pryde’s flagship to destroy it. They recognize this as essentially a suicide mission but Finn and Jannah in particular see the price they may have to pay as wort it to prevent more children from being abducted like they once were. One of my sources described it to me like a D-Day type mission for the Resistence where they attempt to land on to a moving Star Destroyer amidst the battle scene.
Having returned to full strength, Palpatine then shoots lightning into Ben, forcing him to fall into a bottomless abyss, never to be seen again. Sideous then shoots lightning into the sky at Resistance ships. He reportedly continues to make statements about how Rey will join him. In defiance of this, Rey grabs both Anakin’s and Leia’s lightsabers and Palpatine turns his wrath on her. It’s lightsaber vs. lightning at this point and when it seems like all hope is lost for Rey, the spectors of Luke and Leia come to her aid. They jointly work toward overpowering the Emperor, deflecting his lightning back toward himself, killing him and unleashing an explosion powerful enough to make the arena start to crumble around them. Darth Sideous, the last of the Sith Lords, is finally dead. At this same time Finn and Jannah complete their mission and succeed in destroying Pryde’s flagship. The two are prepared to go down with the ship, but are rescued at the last second by the Falcon. Rey escapes the crumbling arena.
[The Resistance’s Jungle Base]
Having won the day, the survivors of the battle regroup at the jungle base and celebrate. What follows is apparently celebration across the galaxy, once again mirroring what is seen at the end of Return of the Jedi.
[Tatooine]
For the end of the film, the heroes then travel to where everything began. The desolate, sandswept planet of Tatooine. Between defeating Sidious and this moment, Rey has disassembled Anakin and Leia’s lightsabers and used their components to construct one of her own that I’m told contains a golden/yellow blade. Rey buries the leftover pieces beneath the Tatooine sands at the site of the Lars homestead. As Rey turns to join Finn, Poe, Jannah, Chewie, R2, 3PO, BB-8 and D-0, a stranger calls out to her. The stranger apparently speaks of how nobody has been seen around this land for a very long time and asks Rey for her name. This is the second time in the film that this question has been posed to her, but unlike her response on Pasaana, Rey has decided who she is. She gives the name Rey Skywalker to the stranger, adopting the name of her masters and revealing the primary meaning of the title of the film. As Rey begins to rejoin her friends, she catches a glimpse of some familiar glowing figures, watching over her. The assembly of heroes look off into the distance at the horizon of the desert planet and watch twin suns set on a universe filled with hope.
The End.
So there you have it. As a reminder, be on the lookout for a reshoot changes and corrections post in the not too distant future.

[FrostKing]

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[Ed Lover]

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Doncha like my fanfic?

[Trainwreck2100]

Don't forget B:lolyega. Who the fuck decided he was good at acting? He needs to be in some B-Movie on the Syfy Channel. The new Pacific Rim was hilariously bad.

There's nothing to invest in with Ridley as a heroine. She's bland...there's nothing to connect with. Your new Sith lord is a daddy issue laden girly boy. Really...this faggot is Han Solo's son? Han Fucking Solo?

Now you have this last movie that they apparently can't even seem to feel good about all they way up to the release. Still trying to make it palatable enough to feed to the public.

None of this should have ever happened. Beyond the nostalgia of the first film, everything about this series is forgettable and borderline laughable.

i was done with the new trilogy when han solo went out like a bitch, because the new villain was so weak they needed a reason for the audience to hate him.

[monosylab1k]

Comes out in 3 weeks and it’s still not finished. Multiple reshoots, multiple versions, multiple endings, people laughing and walking out of test screenings. What a cluster they turned the new trilogy into.

They haven’t done any test screenings :lmao believing any bullshit you read on the internet.

[UZER]

They haven’t done any test screenings :lmao believing any bullshit you read on the internet.

Bruh, the ending has been changed over and over. :lol

[LaMarcus Bryant]

i was done with the new trilogy when han solo went out like a bitch, because the new villain was so weak they needed a reason for the audience to hate him.

I figured anorexic female jedi master was the main reason you hated the new trilogy

[monosylab1k]

Bruh, the ending has been changed over and over. :lol

I have no idea if that’s true or not, but your claim that multiple test screenings went terribly is total bullshit. They don’t do test screenings for Star Wars films.

[UZER]

I have no idea if that’s true or not, but your claim that multiple test screenings went terribly is total bullshit. They don’t do test screenings for Marvel or Star Wars films.

I would say that’s true. I would also say, Disney is scared shitless and feels tons of pressure on how to end this 40 year Star Wars saga and how it will affect fan interest of future Star Wars films. Seeing the huge backlash over TLJ and subsequent first ever Star Wars bomb Solo, so much is riding on this film. Test screenings for THIS movie to make sure they get it right are not as far fetched as you think.

[monosylab1k]

I would say that’s true. I would also say, Disney is scared shitless and feels tons of pressure on how to end this 40 year Star Wars saga and how it will affect fan interest of future Star Wars films. Seeing the huge backlash over TLJ and subsequent first ever Star Wars bomb Solo, so much is riding on this film. Test screenings for THIS movie to make sure they get it right are not as far fetched as you think.

They didn’t do test screenings, period. Whether they should have is a different story. But they didn’t do any.

[UZER]

They didn’t do test screenings, period. Whether they should have is a different story. But they didn’t do any.

They did, period. Now what.

[monosylab1k]

They did, period. Now what.

You’re just wrong and that’s all.

[Spurtacular]

i was done with the new trilogy when han solo went out like a bitch, because the new villain was so weak they needed a reason for the audience to hate him.

This is unacceptable logic to the ST cucks here. You probably also are silly enough to hate that Luke Skywalker died while fighting as a hologram. Clearly, you just "take your kids movies way to seriously" and are a nerd for having expectations of quality. After all, apparently the first trilogy was shitty too.

[FrostKing]

I would say that’s true. I would also say, Disney is scared shitless and feels tons of pressure on how to end this 40 year Star Wars saga and how it will affect fan interest of future Star Wars films. Seeing the huge backlash over TLJ and subsequent first ever Star Wars bomb Solo, so much is riding on this film. Test screenings for THIS movie to make sure they get it right are not as far fetched as you think.
Likely was a direct reason why Disneyland park ticket sales slumped in 2019

[ChumpDumper]

Likely was a direct reason why Disneyland park ticket sales slumped in 2019:lol no

[Spurtacular]

:lol no

Tell us why Disney park ticket sales slumped, amusement park expert chump.

[ChumpDumper]

Tell us why Disney park ticket sales slumped, amusement park expert chump.They raised prices and the newest attraction hasn't even opened yet. Hurricane Dorian affected Orlando a bit, but overall attendance was up. They gave some deals and attendance came back up in Anaheim. Income is actually up, so now you may cry about all of it.

In short, lol derp.

[Reck]

They raised prices and the newest attraction hasn't even opened yet. Hurricane Dorian affected Orlando a bit, but overall attendance was up. They gave some deals and attendance came back up in Anaheim. Income is actually up, so now you may cry about all of it.

In short, lol derp.

Derp trying to connect Disney's Star Wars with Disney's parks tickets slumps together like
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/022/524/tumblr_o16n2kBlpX1ta3qyvo1_1280.jpg

[Spurtacular]

They raised prices and the newest attraction hasn't even opened yet. Hurricane Dorian affected Orlando a bit, but overall attendance was up. They gave some deals and attendance came back up in Anaheim. Income is actually up, so now you may cry about all of it.

In short, lol derp.

Why lol me? I just asked you to explain yourself is all. Apparently you keep very close tabs on Disney.

[Spurtacular]

Also :lmao at your tranny ankle biter mindlessly going along with it....

[ChumpDumper]

lol you because you're crying about it just like I said you would.

lol you

[Chucho]

I don't watch this stuff, but from what's going around the meme world, is that their big fucking Ace-in-the-hole; a baby yoda?!?!? "LOLZ MORE FURRIEZ FOR DE COZPLAYRZ!" :lol

[ChumpDumper]

I don't watch this stuff, but from what's going around the meme world, is that their big fucking Ace-in-the-hole; a baby yoda?!?!? "LOLZ MORE FURRIEZ FOR DE COZPLAYRZ!" :lolJust continuing the trend that started with the Ewoks in '83. Baby Yoda show is hitting the sweet spot of adultish enough story to not be embarrassing to say you watch with shit kids will love and lots of people will want to buy. Favreau really hit the formula here.

[Chucho]

Just continuing the trend that started with the Ewoks in '83. Baby Yoda show is hitting the sweet spot of adultish enough story to not be embarrassing to say you watch with shit kids will love and lots of people will want to buy. Favreau really hit the formula here.

Yeah, that's an ace in the hole financially. Looks like Gizmo with a green coat of paint. Saw the memes, was wondering.

[Spurtacular]

Favreau really hit the formula here.

Maybe, maybe not. But we know you sperm shield either way. Star Wars would be way more successful if done right. Disney FU.

[ChumpDumper]

Maybe, maybe not. But we know you sperm shield either way. Star Wars would be way more successful if done right. Disney FU.Tell us how you would do The Mandalorian, derp.

Step up.

You won't.

lol you

[Spurtacular]

Tell us how you would do The Mandalorian, derp.

Step up.

You won't.

lol you

I wouldn't have fucked up the previous X number of movies so that such movies would not be must-see viewing. Losing an entire generation of fans while fucking over the franchise has created irreparable damage. Telling me to go into a vacuum on the latest movie is beside the point.

[Chucho]

Tell us how you would do The Mandalorian, derp.

Step up.

You won't.

lol you


"I told you how it should be done. Not my fault you can't comprehend that in all the blabble I blabble, semen shielder."

[ChumpDumper]

I wouldn't have fucked up the previous X number of movies so that such movies would not be must-see viewing. Losing an entire generation of fans while fucking over the franchise has created irreparable damage. Telling me to go into a vacuum on the latest movie is beside the point.Give me your plot for episode 8 then.

Or whatever point you think the franchise was irreparably damaged.

Step up.

[Spurtacular]

Give me your plot for episode 8 then.

Or whatever point you think the franchise was irreparably damaged.

Step up.

I'm not a fanboy. I don't have alternative plots to movies I haven't seen.

[ChumpDumper]

I'm not a fanboy. I don't have alternative plots to movies I haven't seen.When did you stop watching?

[Spurtacular]

When did you stop watching?

:cry I need to make a dossier for future sperm shielding purposes :cry

:lmao Chump

[ChumpDumper]

:cry I need to make a dossier for future sperm shielding purposes :cry

:lmao ChumpYou're seriously folding when asked about which Star Wars movies you have seen.

In a Star Wars movie thread.

We have achieved peak derp.

[Spurtacular]

You're seriously folding when asked about which Star Wars movies you have seen.

In a Star Wars movie thread.

We have achieved peak derp.

It's sufficient to state that I have not seen every Star Wars movie. That is something that was never going to happen pre-Disney, even with Lucas fucking shit up.

:lmao You've achieved peak SJW sperm shielder.

[ChumpDumper]

It's sufficient to state that I have not seen every Star Wars movie. That is something that was never going to happen pre-Disney, even with Lucas fucking shit up.

:lmao You've achieved peak SJW sperm shielder.derp folds forever

lol derp

[Spurtacular]

derp folds forever

lol derp

Blakian Chump. Par.

[Reck]

It's sufficient to state that I have not seen every Star Wars movie. That is something that was never going to happen pre-Disney, even with Lucas fucking shit up.

:lmao You've achieved peak SJW sperm shielder.

You're lying.

Or are you one of those people who watches a movie from any given trilogy out of order because he's too retarded to know they're part of a longer story?

I mean, I can see it you been a derpy fuck and all. But it's highly unlikely.

And how do you know George fucked shit up without checking it out for yourself?

[Spurtacular]

You're lying.

Or are you one of those people who watches a movie from any given trilogy out of order because he's too retarded to know they're part of a longer story?

I mean, I can see it you been a derpy fuck and all. But it's highly unlikely.

And how do you know George fucked shit up without checking it out for yourself?

Damn, tranny; you really struggle with coherence, don't you?

So, tell me exactly what you think I'm lying about.

[Reck]

Damn, tranny; you really struggle with coherence, don't you?

So, tell me exactly what you think I'm lying about.

Not watching "all Star Wars movies" pre or post Lucas.

[ChumpDumper]

derp is too afraid to say which Star Wars movies he has watched.

[Spurtacular]

Not watching "all Star Wars movies" pre or post Lucas.

I never said "pre or post Lucas". So, that explains some of your incoherence.

[Spurtacular]

derp is too afraid to say which Star Wars movies he has watched.

You've been playing the too afraid card for well over a decade now. You need new come-ons.

[Reck]

It's sufficient to state that I have not seen every Star Wars movie. That is something that was never going to happen pre-Disney, even with Lucas fucking shit up.


I never said "pre or post Lucas". So, that explains some of your incoherence.

LOL you're just one giant idiot, derp. Nice chat.

[ChumpDumper]

You've been playing the too afraid card for well over a decade now. You need new come-ons.Prove me wrong then.

Which Star Wars movies have you watched?

Don't be afraid.

[Spurtacular]

Prove me wrong then.

Which Star Wars movies have you watched?

Don't be afraid.

I don't need to list anything. I made my point. You don't have a point outside your pursuit of a nothing w.

[Spurtacular]

LOL you're just one giant idiot, derp. Nice chat.

IDIOT. Get some fucking reading comprehension, blake tard.

1. I haven't seen every Star Wars movie.
2. That would not have been the case had Disney not came in f'd it up.

This shit isn't hard, tranny.

:lmao "Giant idiot"

[Reck]

I don't need to list anything.




1. I haven't seen every Star Wars movie.
2. That would not have been the case had Disney not came in f'd it up.


Proceeds to list things.

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

Proceeds to list things.

:lmao

Proceeded to simplify to make up for your egregious lack of reading comprehension.

Enjoy it, tranny. You begged for it.

https://i.imgur.com/dU70A2x.jpg

[Chucho]

God damn, derp. How many ways have you found to shit on yourself?

[ChumpDumper]

I don't need to list anything. I made my point. You don't have a point outside your pursuit of a nothing w.

derp is too afraid to say which Star Wars movies he has seen.

Period.

[Spurtacular]

derp is too afraid to say which Star Wars movies he has seen.

Period.

You don't have a point outside of your pursuit of this nothing w.

Standard.

[ChumpDumper]

You don't have a point outside of your pursuit of this nothing w.

Standard.
I stated my point.

You are too afraid to list the Star Wars movies you have seen.

In a Star Wars movie thread.

You proved my point.


Thanks derp!:tu

[Spurtacular]

You're just repeating me, Chump. I acknowledged your pursuit of a nothing w is your point.

[monosylab1k]

Proceeded to simplify to make up for your egregious lack of reading comprehension.

Enjoy it, tranny. You begged for it.

https://i.imgur.com/dU70A2x.jpg
:lol I do love the Drake L tbh

[ChumpDumper]

You're just repeating me, Chump. I acknowledged your pursuit of a nothing w is your point.

:lol you admitted you're too scared to say which Star Wars movies you've watched.

[Spurtacular]

:lol Chump in hot pursuit of his nothing w.

[ChumpDumper]

:lol Chump in hot pursuit of his nothing w.
:lol now you're crying about your admission.

[Spurtacular]

:lol now you're crying about your admission.

Months ago - Chump: You're too much of a SW fanboy
Today - Chump: Prove that you're a big enough SW fanboy

:lmao Pick a lane, Dump

[ChumpDumper]

Months ago - Chump: You're too much of a SW fanboy
Today - Chump: Prove that you're a big enough SW fanboy

:lmao Pick a lane, Dump You're the only one who can say how many Star Wars movies you've seen.

You're too afraid.

Do you realize how stupid this is?

[Spurtacular]

You're the only one who can say how many Star Wars movies you've seen.

You're too afraid.

Do you realize how stupid this is?

I do realize how stupid your need for me to itemize my viewing activities. Thanks for asking.

[ChumpDumper]

I do realize how stupid your need for me to itemize my viewing activities. Thanks for asking.Just cataloging your many fears now.

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

Just cataloging your many fears now.

:lmao

Adding to your pretend w catalog you mean.

:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Adding to your pretend w catalog you mean.

:lmao You're afraid derp.

You proved it.

You agreed.

Now I'm just going to see how long you whine about it.

Go ahead....

[Spurtacular]

You're afraid derp.

You proved it.

You agreed.

Now I'm just going to see how long you whine about it.

Go ahead....

Chump playing more broken records for his pretend w's.

[ChumpDumper]

Chump playing more broken records for his pretend w's.
You realize you're repeating yourself while still crying about your fear.

:lol

[Spurtacular]

You talk even when you have nothing to say.

[ChumpDumper]

You talk even when you have nothing to say.
What do you have to say here now, derp?

Step up.

[Spurtacular]

You talk even when you have nothing to say.

[Spurminator]

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[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

i saw 8 of the 9 trilogy movies
also SOLO (:jack) and Rogue One

personal fave order:

5
6

4


3


2
SOLO

Rogue One
7

8

1

[monosylab1k]

4
5
6
R1
7
8
Solo
1
2
3

[spurraider21]

5
4
6
7
R1
8
3
2
1

(did not see solo)

all the prequel trilogy things sucked so i basically just ranked them based on which had better fighting scenes

[ChumpDumper]

I doubt I would ever watch them all over again. They were always pretty uneven movies when viewed objectively. The strongest movies from this standpoint are Empire Strikes Back of course and Rogue One. A New Hope will always be fascinating as the first one, but I'd only want to see the original version. Clones has the best action of the prequels; Kenobi's arc and interactions are the only other things that really hold up IMO. The new trilogy suffered from memba berries and the committee approach but the effects are so good now there are plenty of things worth rewatching.

[spurraider21]

I doubt I would ever watch them all over again. They were always pretty uneven movies when viewed objectively. The strongest movies from this standpoint are Empire Strikes Back of course and Rogue One. A New Hope will always be fascinating as the first one, but I'd only want to see the original version. Clones has the best action of the prequels; Kenobi's arc and interactions are the only other things that really hold up IMO. The new trilogy suffered from memba berries and the committee approach but the effects are so good now there are plenty of things worth rewatching.
really? i thought that would be revenge of the sith and not even close...

kenobi vs grievous, yoda vs emperor, kenobi vs anikin

i guess seeing yoda fight for the first time is a big one for #2

[monosylab1k]

The Darth Maul battle is easily the best thing about the prequels. Hayden Christensen’s all-time bad, Tommy Wiseau in The Room level shitty performance is enough to push Phantom Menace way ahead of the other two turdfests, even with all the Jar Jar crap. Not to mention Episode 1 had Liam Neeson, and Natalie Portman was still putting forth a little bit of effort, before going into full “cashin dem checks” mode for the next two.

[ChumpDumper]

really? i thought that would be revenge of the sith and not even close...

kenobi vs grievous, yoda vs emperor, kenobi vs anikin

i guess seeing yoda fight for the first time is a big one for #2The space fight at the beginning and Kenobi vs. Jango were the highlights IMO. Grievous and Maul were so underutilized I forget about them. Kenobi vs. Anikin was pretty good.

[spurraider21]

The space fight at the beginning and Kenobi vs. Jango were the highlights IMO. Grievous and Maul were so underutilized I forget about them. Kenobi vs. Anikin was pretty good.
yeah as long as you forget about the "high ground" crap :lol

[ChumpDumper]

yeah as long as you forget about the "high ground" crap :lolWas just about to say it ended crappily.