How come instant coffee is so much better than brewed coffee?

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't get it. The instant coffee at work is awesome, but homemade or Starbucks brewed coffee is so tasteless, mediocre. What gives?

[Spurminator]

You're brewing it wrong.

French press, boil water then wait 30 seconds, pour onto 1 Tbsp of fresh grounds, brew for 4 minutes, press and pour.

[Chucho]

God damned, your white trashiness knows no bounds. Like you're genetically dispositioned to have shit taste in everything.

[Reck]

It's not. lol

[spurraider21]

probably cause you dont know how to make a cup of coffee

[Avant]

There has never any cup of instant coffee in the history of the world better than this cup of brewed coffee I'm drinking right now.

The thing about brewed coffee is the smell, it starts there. Then you need your special mug. You never what to drink with a straw out of one of containers, you need to feel the heat on your face as you sip. You...sip...coffee.

I always drink it black.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVnrEh56f_g

[Millennial_Messiah]

I always drink it black.

They say men like their girls how they like their coffee, so.....

[Avant]

They say men like their girls how they like their coffee, so.....

I've been with black women way back when, way too hard and demanding. I'll pass.

[Kim Jong-il]

I've been with black women way back when, way too hard and demanding. I'll pass.
I can only imagine their complaints and demands of you

”stop touching my hair!”
”yo dick is too small!”
”don’t do this, I’m only 12!”

[DJR210]

God damned, your white trashiness knows no bounds. Like you're genetically dispositioned to have shit taste in everything.

:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

I've been with black women way back when, way too hard and demanding. I'll pass.

Too hard and demanding? Do you mean high maintenance? I thought that more applied to rich white girls...? For me, any girl who's way too close to their damn dog is a hard pass. I strongly prefer no pets or outdoor pets only. Anyone who claims to be a "dog mom"... whelp, go fish.

[BD24]

I can only imagine their complaints and demands of you

”stop touching my hair!”
”yo dick is too small!”
”don’t do this, I’m only 12!”
:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

I can only imagine their complaints and demands of you

”stop touching my hair!”
”yo dick is too small!”
”don’t do this, I’m only 12!”
Like Creepy Uncle Joe Biden

[Xevious]

It's not. lol

[resistanze]

God damned, your white trashiness knows no bounds. Like you're genetically dispositioned to have shit taste in everything.

[Trill Clinton]

Do you share your account with your grandma? What grown man drinks instant coffee lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Do you share your account with your grandma? What grown man drinks instant coffee lol

My grandmother died on November 19th.


I always thought it was the opposite. Old ladies love their fancy brewed perfection, millennials just want whatever we can get our hands on the easiest, quickest and cheapest.

[TeyshaBlue]

You're brewing it wrong.

French press, boil water then wait 30 seconds, pour onto 1 Tbsp of fresh grounds, brew for 4 minutes, press and pour.

lol Girl Coffee. You keep that little French press in your purse?

[Spurminator]

lol Girl Coffee. You keep that little French press in your purse?

It's a satchel.

[TeyshaBlue]

:lol

[lefty]

Lol thinking Starbucks sells coffee

[pgardn]

God damned, your white trashiness knows no bounds. Like you're genetically dispositioned to have shit taste in everything.

This is so spot on.

[Avant]

I can only imagine their complaints and demands of you

”stop touching my hair!”
”yo dick is too small!”
”don’t do this, I’m only 12!”

Dumb as a rock ain't ya slick?

[Avant]

Too hard and demanding? Do you mean high maintenance? I thought that more applied to rich white girls...? For me, any girl who's way too close to their damn dog is a hard pass. I strongly prefer no pets or outdoor pets only. Anyone who claims to be a "dog mom"... whelp, go fish.

Yep, too muscular and hard and want it faster, harder to the point of being a nuisance.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lol thinking Starbucks sells coffee

I worked at a full service Starbux in HS for about 2 months in a summer. They always had me on the "customer support" (the coffee timer and janitorial duties, dishes, ice etc) because I was the only guy and they never let me be a "barista".

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yep, too muscular and hard and want it faster, harder to the point of being a nuisance.
You mean want the "D" faster and harder? Sounds like someone was out of shape, :lmao

[Chucho]

Dumb as a rock ain't ya slick?

Little kids make you hard as one, don't they slick?

[BD24]

I worked at a full service Starbux in HS for about 2 months in a summer. They always had me on the "customer support" (the coffee timer and janitorial duties, dishes, ice etc) because I was the only guy and they never let me be a "barista".
That probably had more to do with you being a socially awkward fuck than anything else

[Nivek_ogre]

You don't know shit.... About anything

[lefty]

I worked at a full service Starbux in HS for about 2 months in a summer. They always had me on the "customer support" (the coffee timer and janitorial duties, dishes, ice etc) because I was the only guy and they never let me be a "barista".

I hate that term

“Barista”

[Millennial_Messiah]

I hate that term

“Barista”
In starbux terms it means being the person to actually make the non-coffee coffee themed drinks and other treats (frappuccino, teas, lemonades, fruit "refreshers", etc). And serve them. I'm not a female face so I guess I don't sell as well. Fair enough.

[Avant]

Little kids make you hard as one, don't they slick?

Chucho, where are you getting that from? When did I ever say anything about any kids? Dude, why do you ignore my stance on that sick shit?

Dude, any man messing with kids in one sick mutherfucker, ok ya got that stupid? A pedo is the lowest form of humaniyuwe have, if you come in comtact with these sick fucks ya kill them, chop their fucking heads clean off. Then stomp on that fucking head until nothing but goo is left. Not tell me stupid, what about that don't you understand?

[DMC]

They say men like their girls how they like their coffee, so.....

For Avante thats with his dick in it.

[Chucho]

Chucho, where are you getting that from? When did I ever say anything about any kids? Dude, why do you ignore my stance on that sick shit?

Dude, any man messing with kids in one sick mutherfucker, ok ya got that stupid? A pedo is the lowest form of humaniyuwe have, if you come in comtact with these sick fucks ya kill them, chop their fucking heads clean off. Then stomp on that fucking head until nothing but goo is left. Not tell me stupid, what about that don't you understand?


Shut up, Avant. You're a liar and I'm not buying your bullshit.

[Avant]

Shut up, Avant. You're a liar and I'm not buying your bullshit.

translation

I know you have never said anything about kids at all, but I need to mess with people, so fuck reality.

[Chucho]

translation

I know you have never said anything about kids at all, but I need to mess with people, so fuck reality.

Larry The Liar

[Avant]

Larry The Liar

Chucho, do something else guy, aren't you tired of that same old boring ass shit? We get it you lack communication skills and get a nut messing with people, and boring as fuck.

[Chucho]

Chucho, do something else guy, aren't you tired of that same old boring ass shit? We get it you lack communication skills and get a nut messing with people, and boring as fuck.

You said it doesnt bother you yet you cant stop seeking me out and humping my leg. Why the lies, Larry?

[Avant]

You said it doesnt bother you yet you cant stop seeking me out and humping my leg. Why the lies, Larry?

Chucho, do you ever answer a question? Dude, why is this shit all you ever do here? You can only mess with people, really? Dude, you come off looking like a boring know nothing. Start a thread, do something different, ok guy?

[Chucho]

Chucho, do you ever answer a question? Dude, why is this shit all you ever do here? You can only mess with people, really? Dude, you come off looking like a boring know nothing. Start a thread, do something different, ok guy?

Stop having sex with kids first.

[FrostKing]

Brotha, you're doing it wrong

[Millennial_Messiah]

Brotha, you're doing it wrong

A cup of free Instant Donut Shop/French Vanilla at work + Coffee Mate supplied by the office = $0.00 > a cup of home brewed fancy coffee with store-bought cream and sugar for over a dollar

[Will Hunting]

They say men like their girls how they like their coffee, so.....
This line was funny the first time everyone heard it (the movie Airplane) and it’s been terribly unoriginal since then.

[Mark Celibate]

For Avante thats with his dick in it.

rofl

'MC...off the pick and roll, rolling hard to the basket, finishing through the contact and teabagging the defender rotating late, putting him on the highlight reel, silencing the crowd, bench going crazy, guy on bench doing the stanky leg in celebration etc

[aj3292]

You're brewing it wrong.

French press, boil water then wait 30 seconds, pour onto 1 Tbsp of fresh grounds, brew for 4 minutes, press and pour.

I second this. Coffee made with my French press is by far the most rich and delicious I've had.

[SpursforSix]

I second this. Coffee made with my French press is by far the most rich and delicious I've had.

Bend over, I’ll fucking show you a French Press.

[Xevious]

A cup of free Instant Donut Shop/French Vanilla at work + Coffee Mate supplied by the office = $0.00 > a cup of home brewed fancy coffee with store-bought cream and sugar for over a dollar
Instant french vanilla coffee with cream and sugar. Gross. I bet you put ketchup on your well done steak also.

[SpursforSix]

Instant french vanilla coffee with cream and sugar. Gross. I bet you put ketchup on your well done steak also.

He’s trolling at this point. Originally, he was a serious poster that had consistently shitty takes. Now he’s just throwing out bullshit to make it seem like that’s what he was doing all along.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Instant french vanilla coffee with cream and sugar. Gross. I bet you put ketchup on your well done steak also.

Nope. Creamy horsey sauce on Pittsburgh char-medium rare. Also, sirloin only; ribeyes and prime ribs come with too much fat and gristle.

[lebomb]

God damned, your white trashiness knows no bounds. Like you're genetically dispositioned to have shit taste in everything.

Yeah fresh brewed is better when Chuchos 325 lb #14 combination platter eatin momma with size 16 Mo Bamba feet, smashin dem coffee beans into a fine microscopic pulp............... is used to brew a pot with. :ihit

[Chucho]

Yeah fresh brewed is better when Chuchos 325 lb #14 combination platter eatin momma with size 16 Mo Bamba feet, smashin dem coffee beans into a fine microscopic pulp............... is used to brew a pot with. :ihit

Yeah, it'd still taste better than the dude's assholes you lick, you latent homosexual.

[Avant]

Yeah, it'd still taste better than the dude's assholes you lick, you latent homosexual.

All this freak ever does is that shit. THEN.....wants to play critic, hahahaha~~~~~~