Dems: Dicks Up The Ass >>> Skateboarding

[Angry Democrat]

:lol Poor Beto not getting cred for the fake immigrant thing?

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/439613-buttigieg-steals-betos-thunder

[Will Hunting]

Sup Derp

[Pavlov]

Derp starts a thread about dicks up the ass.

[Blake]

You stink the place up with your L's.

Is this thread a W in derpworld

[Winehole23]

Me: Elizabeth Warren has them all beat by a mile on policy.

Media: Hey, look! There goes a candidate for president on a skateboard!

[Angry Democrat]

Me: Elizabeth Warren has them all beat by a mile on policy.

Media: Hey, look! There goes a candidate for president on a skateboard!

And you can have a beer with her.

[Spurtacular]

:cry

What special reason do you think a nobody small town mayor is suddenly top presidential candidate?

[Spurtacular]

:cry

Who you want more, Buttplug or Irish Mexican?

[Winehole23]

And you can have a beer with her.very important in 1999-2000.

[Winehole23]

Derp starts a thread about dicks up the ass.Imagination tells.

[Spurtacular]

Imagination tells.

I'm not the guy getting excited about dicks up the ass. Come to terms with the state of the Democratic party if you don't like it.

[Pavlov]

What special reason do you think a nobody small town mayor is suddenly top presidential candidate?
For what special reason do you think you started another homosexual thread?

[Spurtacular]

Present

:lmao

[Pavlov]

I'm not the guy getting excited about dicks up the ass.You were excited enough by the thought to start a thread about it.

[Pavlov]

muh gay threadDid you vote in this thread?

[Spurtacular]

Still present

[Spurtacular]

Did you vote in this thread?

I've affirmed my agreement with the impetus of the OP. You've voted present.

[Winehole23]

You started a thread about it.

Whose dicks are you talking about? It isn't intuitively clear ro me and you never said.

[Pavlov]

Still muh homosexual fantasyDid you vote in this thread?

I already told you your homosexual fantasy thread is a homosexual fantasy thread.

[Spurtacular]

Present and melting down

:lmao

[vy65]

Me: Elizabeth Warren has them all beat by a mile on policy.

Media: Hey, look! There goes a candidate for president on a skateboard!

I can’t even fathom what a warren presidency would look like. And that’s the biggest indictment of the current political landscape

[Spurtacular]

You started a thread about it.

Whose dicks are you talking about? It isn't intuitively clear ro me and you never said.

Way to go moron mode.

[Spurtacular]

I can’t even fathom what a warren presidency would look like. And that’s the biggest indictment of the current political landscape

You're actually against it?

[Pavlov]

:lmaoWhat are you expecting people to do here in your homoisexual fantasy thread, derp?

It's not a poll.

[Pavlov]

You started a thread about it.

Whose dicks are you talking about? It isn't intuitively clear ro me and you never said.It's clear it doesn't matter whose dick it is to derp. He just needs dick.

[Spurtacular]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/04d9e085ea92a57a2a1ac212fd6e9589/tenor.gif?itemid=3579922

[Pavlov]

lol derp saved that gif from his last meltdown

[Reck]

Derp’s shitty alts getting outed within 1 post still. :lol

You would think he would get the hand of working alts by now. Zero personality in that tiny brain.

[Spurtacular]

Derp’s shitty alts getting outed within 1 post still. :lol

You would think he would get the hand of working alts by now. Zero personality in that tiny brain.

:lol Eunuch Reck trying to land punches.

[Pavlov]

:lol Eunuch Reck trying to land punches.Are you winning this thread, derp?

[Spurtacular]

Still present

[Chucho]

:lol Eunuch Reck trying to land punches.

He bodied you. Wineholio KO'd you. Pav's continual bullying of you complimented by your cowering.

[Pavlov]

What am I supposed to be saying, derp?

You started a homosexual fantasy thread and now you're crying out for me in it.

[Spurtacular]

He bodied you. Wineholio KO'd you. Pav's continual bullying of you complimented by your cowering.

:cry Muh strength in numbers :cry

I actually think your life might be sadder than Blake's; and he's a fucking cuck. :lmao

[Spurtacular]

Present and in need of spoon feeding

[Pavlov]

:cry Muh strength in numbers :cry

I actually think your life might be sadder than Blake's; and he's a fucking cuck. :lmao

Are you winning?

[Spurtacular]

Are you winning?

Schtick.

[Pavlov]

Schtick.Honest question.

Are you winning?

[Chucho]

Schtick.

Like cowering from questions everyone knows the answer is your schtick.

[Chucho]

:cry Muh strength in numbers :cry

I actually think your life might be sadder than Blake's; and he's a fucking cuck. :lmao

Oh. I didnt know I made up 50 alt accounts to stalk my "enemies" I have homosexual fantasies about. Man, thanks for letting me know about how I dedicate threads to black women whom I hope have penises. I definitely need to reevaluate my super sad life.

[Spurtacular]

Oh. I didnt know I made up 50 alt accounts to stalk my "enemies" I have homosexual fantasies about. Man, thanks for letting me know about how I dedicate threads to black women whom I hope have penises. I definitely need to reevaluate my super sad life.

Deep crust!

[Chucho]

Deep crust!

Sociopath cowering per par with a record low batting average.

[Spurtacular]

Sociopath cowering per par with a record low batting average.

If you haven't noticed, I've been taking on Chump and his chumpettes without aid or alts. You're projecting your own insecurities. Don't feel bad; you're not the only one. Chump obviously gay AF. :lmao

[Chucho]

If you haven't noticed, I've been taking on Chump and his chumpettes without aid or alts. You're projecting your own insecurities. Don't feel bad; you're not the only one. Chump obviously gay AF. :lmao

You're claiming to not use any alts. LOLiar.

[Pavlov]

If you haven't noticed, I've been taking on Chump and his chumpettes without aid or alts. You're projecting your own insecurities. Don't feel bad; you're not the only one. Chump obviously gay AF. :lmaoHow many alts do you have?

[Spurtacular]

You're claiming to not use any alts. LOLiar.

I claim to have taken on you guys for a good stretch without aid. That's pretty standard stuff. The alt thing is just a shit tactic that you try to pin your hopes on.

[Pavlov]

I claim to have taken on you guys for a good stretch without aid.Are you winning?


That's pretty standard stuff. The alt thing is just a shit tactic that you try to pin your hopes on.But how many alts do you have?

It's only an issue now because of your insane refusal to admit you have any.

[Spurtacular]

Present and hoping for a tiny w or two.

:lmao

[Pavlov]

:lmaoderp folds

[Spurtacular]

derp folds

Folds to your collective meltdown? Is that possible?

:rollin

[Pavlov]

Folds to your collective meltdown? Is that possible?

:rollinDerp.

I called.

You folded.

That's all.

By you're own accounting and rules and reporting that's an L for you.

[Spurtacular]

Derp.

I called.

You folded.

That's all.

By you're own accounting and rules and reporting that's an L for you.

Trying to talk to overturn your L with a good rambling. Par.

[Pavlov]

Trying to talk to overturn your L with a good rambling. Par.What part did you not understand, derp?

:lol you're going to fold at this question too :lol

[Spurtacular]

Blake Zero digging in.

[Pavlov]

derp, do you keep track of your Ls, too? You declare Ls for other people several times each day.

What about you?

[Spurtacular]

derp, do you keep track of your Ls, too? You declare Ls for other people several times each day.

What about you?

I've answered your tracking questions over and over. Obviously, you don't process the answers.

You're kind of a dumb psychopav, tbh.

[Pavlov]

I've answered your tracking questions over and over. Obviously, you don't process the answers.You hem and haw and get all flustered and break out your thesaurus and do anything but answer with a simple yes or no.

I'm calling.

Do you declare Ls for yourself too?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

You hem and haw and get all flustered and break out your thesaurus and do anything but answer with a simple yes or no.

I'm calling.

Do you declare Ls for yourself too?

Yes or no.

You've seen me concede tiny w's to you on numerous occasions. Again, you're a dumb psychopav with very low processing abilities.

[Pavlov]

You've seen me concede tiny w's to you on numerous occasions. Again, you're a dumb psychopav with very low processing abilities.Is that a yes or a no, derp?

Simply answer yes or no.

Do you declare Ls for yourself too?

Yes or no.

[Winehole23]

Way to go moron mode.your thread title, not mine.

you can't even explain it.

[vy65]

You're actually against it?

Not surprising you didn’t understand

[Spurtacular]

Not surprising you didn’t understand

Not surprising you're up in Warren's old musty claptrap.

[Chucho]

I claim to have taken on you guys for a good stretch without aid. That's pretty standard stuff. The alt thing is just a shit tactic that you try to pin your hopes on.

You think making an observation is a "tactic"?!!? :rollin

[Spurtacular]

You think making an observation is a "tactic"?!!? :rollin

A failed maneuver if you prefer.

[Blake]

:cry Muh strength in numbers :cry

I actually think your life might be sadder than Blake's; and he's a fucking cuck. :lmao

Says the 2am Saturday night posting incel.

[Chucho]

A failed maneuver if you prefer.

You make alts. They are obvious alts. When someone is telling you that you make alts, they are stating an obvious fact. That isn't a "tactic". The shit tactic is you making alts. :rollin

[Spurtacular]

You make alts. They are obvious alts. When someone is telling you that you make alts, they are stating an obvious fact. That isn't a "tactic". The shit tactic is you making alts. :rollin

This allegation has nothing to do with chumpettes shitting the bed in this thread.

:lmao Your "observation" isn't working. :lmao

[Spurtacular]

:cry

Who victimized your daughter, you or your wife? Come to terms.

[Chucho]

This allegation has nothing to do with chumpettes shitting the bed in this thread.



That's your day-to-day life on this board, Alt Man.

[Spurtacular]

That's your day-to-day life on this board, Alt Man.

Your "observation" is going into triple overtime.

[Chucho]

Your "observation" is going into triple overtime.

Your obsession with dudes on this board has gone well past that mark, pal.

:lol trying to conflate stating an observation as a "tactic:
:lol derp the antiWebster
:lol derp the most obvious closet homo on the board

[Spurtacular]

Your obsession with dudes on this board has gone well past that mark, pal.

:lol trying to conflate stating an observation as a "tactic:
:lol derp the antiWebster
:lol derp the most obvious closet homo on the board

You're continually sounding like one of those guys on the street doing the crazy ramblings. You might be mentally ill, tbh.

[Chucho]

:cry muh Ls :cry

Indeed.

[Spurtacular]

Way to show me you're not mentally ill. You're merely the most jaded person on here. :lmao

[Pavlov]

Way to show me you're not mentally ill. You're merely the most jaded person on here. :lmaoProve you aren't mentally ill. Answer this question:

Have you posted using alts this week?

[Chucho]

Way to show me you're not mentally ill. You're merely the most jaded person on here. :lmao

Yeah. Me making fun of you, as does everyone, equates to being jaded. More derpy Ls.

[Blake]

Who victimized your daughter, you or your wife? Come to terms.

You caring about message board posters lives gives you instant sad status. You're a very sad boy.

[spurraider21]

Me: Elizabeth Warren has them all beat by a mile on policy.

Media: Hey, look! There goes a candidate for president on a skateboard!
indeed. i said in another thread she's probably the best candidate in the field, provided that she can get past the native american thing.

by the way derp, i made sure to add a comma this time as you were (as usual) the one person incapable of understanding last time

[Spurtacular]

Prove you aren't mentally ill. Answer this question:

Have you posted using alts this week?

You just admitted you're mentally ill.

Poor dumb compulsive pscychopav never thinks his shit out.

[Spurtacular]

indeed. i said in another thread she's probably the best candidate in the field, provided that she can get past the native american thing.

by the way derp, i made sure to add a comma this time as you were (as usual) the one person incapable of understanding last time

It wouldn't make sense in any context without the comma, so it's not exactly the same thing. But if you think me triggering you to use good grammar is an L for me, then okay. :lol

[Spurtacular]

You caring about message board posters lives gives you instant sad status. You're a very sad boy.

Don't cuck speak me. Who victimized your daughter?

[spurraider21]

It wouldn't make sense in any context without the comma, so it's not exactly the same thing. But if you think me triggering you to use good grammar is an L for me, then okay. :lol
you can take the grammar W... everybody was able to pick up given the context that i had simply excluded the comma.

everybody except you

[Spurtacular]

you can take the grammar W... everybody was able to pick up given the context that i had simply excluded the comma.

everybody except you

Complaining weeks later about me being right. :lol That's as "rent free" as it gets.

[spurraider21]

Complaining weeks later about me being right. :lol That's as "rent free" as it gets.
maybe i can be really obsessed and start dozens of alts and regularly create threads about you

[Spurtacular]

maybe i can be really obsessed and start dozens of alts and regularly create threads about you

Name the alts I've made about you.

[Reck]

Sarcasm is not one of derp's strength, as anyone can see.

[Spurtacular]

Sarcasm is not one of derp's strength, as anyone can see.

Inapplicable eunuch take of the hour.

[Spurtacular]

Beto white, male, and not the anointed any more. Not looking good for him.

[Pavlov]

derp