Top These back-to-back wins

[SpursforSix]

Both happened within the last hour or so.

Win #1 : at the grocery store picking up some lunch. Only one person in the Express Lane. Three people trying to get there and I come up last. The lady that was already there has about 6 blocks of Velveeta Cheese. Should be pretty fast right? Nope...she wants to ring each of them up SEPARATELY. And she's using the same fucking card for each one. WTF? They decide to open up the lane next to us and I jump right in. I'm out before the lady with the cheese and the two people that were in front of me.

Win #2 : going to pick up prescription at CVS. It has two lanes. There's one car at the window and one car straddling the line waiting to make a move. I get right up on her bumper and force her to make a decision. She goes for the window line. I pull into the outside line with the vacuums tube. Yep...I'm getting my prescription before she even talks to the pharmacist.

Beat that.

[MultiTroll]

I love these glimpses we get of SpursforSix life. :clap

[chunticakes]

Both happened within the last hour or so.

Win #1 : at the grocery store picking up some lunch. Only one person in the Express Lane. Three people trying to get there and I come up last. The lady that was already there has about 6 blocks of Velveeta Cheese. Should be pretty fast right? Nope...she wants to ring each of them up SEPARATELY. And she's using the same fucking card for each one. WTF? They decide to open up the lane next to us and I jump right in. I'm out before the lady with the cheese and the two people that were in front of me.

Win #2 : going to pick up prescription at CVS. It has two lanes. There's one car at the window and one car straddling the line waiting to make a move. I get right up on her bumper and force her to make a decision. She goes for the window line. I pull into the outside line with the vacuums tube. Yep...I'm getting my prescription before she even talks to the pharmacist.

Beat that.

Bend over, I'll fuckin beat that.

[Avant]

Ran back a punt to score vs Delano.

After the point after went down on the kick off team, hit the guy so hard he fumbled, I recovered that fumble.

All within seconds of each other.

[spurraider21]

Ran back a punt to score vs Delano.

After the point after went down on the kick off team, hit the guy so hard he fumbled, I recovered that fumble.

All within seconds of each other.
This is a nonfiction thread

[Millennial_Messiah]

Both happened within the last hour or so.

Win #1 : at the grocery store picking up some lunch. Only one person in the Express Lane. Three people trying to get there and I come up last. The lady that was already there has about 6 blocks of Velveeta Cheese. Should be pretty fast right? Nope...she wants to ring each of them up SEPARATELY. And she's using the same fucking card for each one. WTF? They decide to open up the lane next to us and I jump right in. I'm out before the lady with the cheese and the two people that were in front of me.

Win #2 : going to pick up prescription at CVS. It has two lanes. There's one car at the window and one car straddling the line waiting to make a move. I get right up on her bumper and force her to make a decision. She goes for the window line. I pull into the outside line with the vacuums tube. Yep...I'm getting my prescription before she even talks to the pharmacist.

Beat that.

and you didn't have sex with either one of the ladies?


you lose

[Chucho]

and you didn't have sex with either one of the ladies?


you lose

They were waiting for some twiggy, socially awkward "stud" to show them how a 6-digit earner treats a woman...to a cup of instant coffee granules with sugar-bombed creamer.

[Millennial_Messiah]

They were waiting for some twiggy, socially awkward "stud" to show them how a 6-digit earner treats a woman...to a cup of instant coffee granules with sugar-bombed creamer.

I get plenty of sex... forget the instant coffee, that's what olive garden is for

[Xevious]

Ran back a punt to score vs Delano.

After the point after went down on the kick off team, hit the guy so hard he fumbled, I recovered that fumble.

All within seconds of each other.

This is Al Bundy levels of pathetic (4 TDs in a single game at Polk High) that you have to relive decades old high school sporting events to feel good about yourself. You can't even come up with something funny or lighthearted like the op that may have happened more recent than 40 years ago.

[BD24]

I get plenty of sex... forget the instant coffee, that's what olive garden is for
Fucking your whale of a girlfriend doesn't count tbh.

[Chucho]

Fucking your whale of a girlfriend doesn't count tbh.

Probably has mistaken the belly button and random pot holes in her fat as the pussy plenty o' times.

[MultiTroll]

Beat that.
Very impressive. Not trying to beat that but.....

Went into Krispy Kreme. They had three different specialty colored frosting ones just out of the cooker. Clerk started describing them to me. I asked how sour (or not) the key lime one was. She said it's fairly sour and said she would recommend tea with it. She said she tried one with coffee and it was not a good match. I said darn cause I really wanted a coffee too.
She continued being very attentive and helpful. I think she was coming on to me. I was torn between wanting the key lime but not wanting the tea. Not wanting to disappoint her with the tea suggestion but letting her know I'm the boss in this relationship.
So I ordered a glazed filled and bypassed the key lime. She went on got her tongs and loaded up the sack and poured my coffee. She got a big smile when she handed me the bag and whispered that she added one in for me. Inside was the glazed and additionally the key lime one.

To be continued.

[Chucho]

@Fatts writing his food and spank fantasies on ST :lmao

[MultiTroll]

* ding
Chunko right on cue. :lol

[Pavlov]

lol carbohydrates

[Chucho]

* ding
Chunko right on cue. :lol

Faggs needing Jergens after writing food porn. :lol

[Avant]

This is a nonfiction thread

Actually ran back 8 punts and 4 kickoffs to score in my HS football days. Keep in mine I had sprint speed and those quicks with agility.

[Avant]

This is Al Bundy levels of pathetic (4 TDs in a single game at Polk High) that you have to relive decades old high school sporting events to feel good about yourself. You can't even come up with something funny or lighthearted like the op that may have happened more recent than 40 years ago.

You're boring as fuck stupid, ok?