If you instantly won $10 Billion dollars, what would be the first 5 things you would do?

[Millennial_Messiah]

1) Pay the IRS their share

2) Buy the Spurs for $2 billion, fire PATFO, relocate them to Seattle, change the name and colors to Sonics, preserve the Gervin up to 2017 history in San Antonio.

3) Build the Sonics a grandiose new arena near CenturyLink Field that rivals that stadium in terms of acoustics, fan loudness, fan experience, etc. Make sure they have the best home court advantage in the league, since they have the best fans and weather in sports.

4) Sell the Sonics to Russell Wilson for $60 million (at a loss is fine)

5) Buy a bunch of student apartment complexes around the USA and guarantee myself hundreds of millions in passive income for life.

[GAustex]

Tequila shots out of nubile wenches belly buttons

[DJR210]

1. Ban you
2. Ban Avante
3. Ban Fabbs
4. Develop cure for cancer
5. Develop cure for AIDS

[Blake]

1) Pay the IRS their share

Usually that's a given on most wish lists.

[Chucho]

1) Pay the IRS their share

2) Buy the Spurs for $2 billion, fire PATFO, relocate them to Seattle, change the name and colors to Sonics, preserve the Gervin up to 2017 history in San Antonio.

3) Build the Sonics a grandiose new arena near CenturyLink Field that rivals that stadium in terms of acoustics, fan loudness, fan experience, etc. Make sure they have the best home court advantage in the league, since they have the best fans and weather in sports.

4) Sell the Sonics to Russell Wilson for $60 million (at a loss is fine)

5) Buy a bunch of student apartment complexes around the USA and guarantee myself hundreds of millions in passive income for life.

You'd actually be able to stop lying about your income and stop regaling people with your stories of your infinite miserdom.

[SpursforSix]

Vaginal rejuvenation for OP’s mom.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Vaginal rejuvenation for OP’s mom.

$10 Billion ... err 1/100,000 of that could buy you the most premium hooker in the world, but you choose a 61 year old lady with a pacemaker? wtf is wrong with you.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Tequila shots out of nubile wenches belly buttons

I like your style.

[baseline bum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwD0uGNkP9c

[Spurs Homer]

Hookers and Blow

[Reck]

Invest in Sony or something. They make diamonds.

[spurraider21]

1 - pay all taxes

2 - give away all but ~150 mil towards various charities, research grants, etc

3 - life a comfortable life, travel, etc.

i dont need 5 things

[Trainwreck2100]

1. Ban you
2. Ban Avante
3. Ban Fabbs
4. Develop cure for cancer
5. Develop cure for AIDS

1 and 2 make 4 and 5 redundant

[DJR210]

1 and 2 make 4 and 5 redundant

This is very true, I was just trying to sell how shitty they are

[pgardn]

Get struck by lighting and forget the other 4.

Karma of fairness is a bitch.

[Xevious]

These lists are fucking stupid. 10 billion is an absolutely unrealistic number, but a high percentage of people that come into sudden wealth from an inheritance, lotto, sports contract, etc. go bankrupt because they have no clue how to handle money (see OP's list). They buy stupid shit, invest in stupid shit, and allow their families and friends to leech off of them.

[Trainwreck2100]

Get struck by lighting and forget the other 4.

Karma of fairness is a bitch.

It's balance not fairness, you get money but some other poor schmuck feels the pain.

[aj3292]

1. Tell no one.

2. Change nothing about my lifestyle for one year.

3. Quietly, carefully and confidentially choose a wealth management service.

4. Make sure my closest friends are set for life.

5. Live comfortably, travel, and find creative ways to give most of the money away.

[baseline bum]

These lists are fucking stupid. 10 billion is an absolutely unrealistic number, but a high percentage of people that come into sudden wealth from an inheritance, lotto, sports contract, etc. go bankrupt because they have no clue how to handle money (see OP's list). They buy stupid shit, invest in stupid shit, and allow their families and friends to leech off of them.

Just no. I'm taking Shit Ass Pet Fuckers national if I win $10 billion.

[Blake]

1. Tell no one.

2. Change nothing about my lifestyle for one year.

3. Quietly, carefully and confidentially choose a wealth management service.

4. Make sure my closest friends are set for life.

5. Live comfortably, travel, and find creative ways to give most of the money away.

So you make sure your friends are set without telling them.

[Reck]

4. Make sure my closest friends are set for life.

Or as it is better known; I'm a cuck

[SpursforSix]

$10 Billion ... err 1/100,000 of that could buy you the most premium hooker in the world, but you choose a 61 year old lady with a pacemaker? wtf is wrong with you.

It’s my choice right? Why do you ask what we’d do and then bitch about it?

[BD24]

Vaginal rejuvenation for OP’s mom.
:lol

[Capt Bringdown]

Smoke dope, eat cantaloupe.

[chunticakes]

I'd build a time machine, go back in time, and make your mom swallow you.

I'd probably also put a hit on Avante.

[Fabbs]

I'd give SpursforSix a years pass for breakfasts at IHOP so he could then fulfill his wish to contribute to the dolls.

https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=278944

[apalisoc_9]

Retire and just live comfortably fishing, hunting and farming tbh. The simple life.

Definitely hire 4-5 servants.

[aj3292]

So you make sure your friends are set without telling them.

I hadn’t thought about it, but probably. I’m not sure it matters either way.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Retire and just live comfortably fishing, hunting and farming tbh. The simple life.

Definitely hire 4-5 servants.

So you're a communist and you would like to be a rich and have servants? What a hypocrite, tbh.

[Will Hunting]

I'd build a time machine, go back in time, and make your mom swallow you.

I'd probably also put a hit on Avante.
I’d go back to when she was 8 months pregnant with him and pay her to use the ol coat hanger on him. By that time daddy was probably gone for good so she would have done it :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

https://youtu.be/A939QRRSNV4

[baseline bum]

https://youtu.be/A939QRRSNV4

Just go to Mexico and get that shit for $100.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Just go to Mexico and get that shit for $100.

and in less than 18 years you will have contributed 2 more cartel insurgents into the world.

[baseline bum]

and in less than 18 years you will have contributed 2 more cartel insurgents into the world.

I didn't say to bareback them lol

[Avant]

1.See if I could work a deal with record collector Joe Bussard who owns the worlds largest collection of vintage 78's.

2.Search out book collectors looking for first editions....

H.P.Lovecraft
Edgar Allan Poe
Robert E. Howard

3.Find mint condition rookie cards...

Joe Namath
Gale Sayers
Tom Brady

4.All the music ever recorded by....

Darby & Tarlton
Clarence Ashley
Haskel Atkins
Lightnin' Holpkins
Charley Feathers

5.Invest in the AEW and make CM Punk an offer he can't refuse.

[Chucho]

... make CM Punk an offer he can't refuse.

I just don't see how you're able to lure him into your rapey, moldy fortress of solitude, let alone tie him up.

[Avant]

I just don't see how you're able to lure him into your rapey, moldy fortress of solitude, let alone tie him up.

Chucho, what really is wrong with you guy? Why this need to act retarded all the damn time?

Dude, do something other than go around trying to bug the grown ups, can you?

Stick to the topic of a thread asshole, ok?

[Chucho]

Chucho, what really is wrong with you guy? Why this need to act retarded all the damn time?

Dude, do something other than go around trying to bug the grown ups, can you?

Stick to the topic of a thread asshole, ok?

What really is wrong with you guy? why this need to rape children all the dame time?

Dude, do something other than trying to bug the children and then raping them, can you?

Stop getting stuck in kids' assholes, ok?

[Avant]

What really is wrong with you guy? why this need to rape children all the dame time?

Dude, do something other than trying to bug the children and then raping them, can you?

Stop getting stuck in kids' assholes, ok?

Chucho, pay attention to the topic of a thread, ok stupid?

[Millennial_Messiah]

I didn't say to bareback them lol

I mean you can pullout, but those spicy zona roja latinas are fertile AF... now who tf brings condoms to mexico? :lol also, lol condoms in general... lol paying $100 or $1 or any amount of money to have 4/10 condom-suppressed sex :lol

[BD24]

I mean you can pullout, but those spicy zona roja latinas are fertile AF... now who tf brings condoms to mexico? :lol also, lol condoms in general... lol paying $100 or $1 or any amount of money to have 4/10 condom-suppressed sex :lol
It’s not only to stop pregnancy, condoms are also helpful to prevent getting STDs from nasty bitches like your mom tbh. SFS was telling me about the meds he had to take to get rid of some of that shit afterwards.

[Chucho]

It’s not only to stop pregnancy, condoms are also helpful to prevent getting STDs from nasty bitches like your mom tbh. SFS was telling me about the meds he had to take to get rid of some of that shit afterwards.

And when that didn't work, he broke a beer bottle, heated up one of the shards till it was glowing and went to work... burned/scarred foreskin> giant puss sack festering on the Ol Broad Joe, tbh.

[Will Hunting]

And when that didn't work, he broke a beer bottle, heated up one of the shards till it was glowing and went to work... burned/scarred foreskin> giant puss sack festering on the Ol Broad Joe, tbh.
Jesus fucking Christ :lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

It’s not only to stop pregnancy, condoms are also helpful to prevent getting STDs from nasty bitches like your mom tbh. SFS was telling me about the meds he had to take to get rid of some of that shit afterwards.

:lol bragging on the internet about a made-up encounter with a 61 year old overweight celibate lady.


I did better the night I drove to Malcolm X boulevard in Cincinnati

[aj3292]

1.See if I could work a deal with record collector Joe Bussard who owns the worlds largest collection of vintage 78's.

2.Search out book collectors looking for first editions....

H.P.Lovecraft
Edgar Allan Poe
Robert E. Howard



Nice choices. I'd add in Ambrose Bierce.

[koriwhat]

I'd buy ST and block all your IP's!

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'd buy ST and block all your IP's!

So you'd completely kill the site. Nice.

[Blake]

I'd buy ST and block all your IP's!

Lol angry druggy

[Spurtacular]

Usually that's a given on most wish lists.

You wouldn't be able to quit your cuck lifestyle even with $10B, blake. :lmao

[Blake]

You wouldn't be able to quit your cuck lifestyle even with $10B, blake. :lmao

You still wouldn't be able to quit me, even if you bought a team of life coaches, derp.

[Chucho]

I'd buy ST and block all your IP's!

Petty and spiteful.

[Chucho]

You still wouldn't be able to quit me, even if you bought a team of life coaches, derp.

When asked what you did to make him obsessed with you, his response was a creep-as-fuck "nothing". That guy is one sick puppy.

[Spurtacular]

You still wouldn't be able to quit me, even if you bought a team of life coaches, derp.

:lol Cuck Blake's search for meaning. :lol

[Blake]

:lol Cuck Blake's search for meaning. :lol

Derp derp's search for men

[Mitch]

buy a lifetime supply of hydroxycut and slimfast for andy's hambeast of a girl :lol

[benefactor]

buy a lifetime supply of hydroxycut and slimfast for andy's hambeast of a girl :lol
:lol

[BD24]

buy a lifetime supply of hydroxycut and slimfast for andy's hambeast of a girl :lol
:lol

[Chucho]

.

[Millennial_Messiah]

buy a lifetime supply of hydroxycut and slimfast for andy's hambeast of a girl :lol

Wtf is this joke? What do you think she looks like. Post a picture if you think you know who she is, I'm guessing you're wrong.

[BD24]

Wtf is this joke? What do you think she looks like. Post a picture if you think you know who she is, I'm guessing you're wrong.
Why don’t you post a picture of your girl and we will tell you if we were right

[koriwhat]

Why don’t you post a picture of your girl and we will tell you if we were right

^^ lmao at this bitch still trying his hardest to look "hard"

[BD24]

^^ lmao at this bitch still trying his hardest to look "hard"
Don’t push your luck faggot

[koriwhat]

Don’t push your luck faggot

blah blah blah coming from mr. empty threats. you're such a bitch bd.

[Blake]

blah blah blah coming from mr. empty threats. you're such a bitch bd.

You're such a miserable human being.

So sad.

[koriwhat]

You're such a miserable human being.

So sad.

says the guy backing up a bitch like bd. both of yall are miserable and sad tbh. two fucking cucks cut from the same cloth.

[Mitch]

Wtf is this joke? What do you think she looks like. Post a picture if you think you know who she is, I'm guessing you're wrong.

:lol and you'll cry to the admins 'bout it, "slave".

[BD24]

blah blah blah coming from mr. empty threats. you're such a bitch bd.
Ok. Remember when I finally decide to come drag you out of your shop by your greasy fucking hair and beat that ass. You were warned

[koriwhat]

Ok. Remember when I finally decide to come drag you out of your shop by your greasy fucking hair and beat that ass. You were warned

Yeah yeah yeah... remember when you tried to convince everyone here that you already did this? How about when you "met up" with me too? Yeah, I ain't holding my breath bitch boy bd.

[SpursforSix]

Wtf is this joke? What do you think she looks like. Post a picture if you think you know who she is, I'm guessing you're wrong.

I'll take a stab at this...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQn6946RrhVE749ucvMZdUXr-cl8fMJ9Qe_i2x5AQ_iUmkcnPNiMw

[BD24]

:lol and you'll cry to the admins 'bout it, "slave".
Holy shit. I didn’t get the slave bit until I just went and checked out Andy’s profile again :lol

[pgardn]

It's balance not fairness, you get money but some other poor schmuck feels the pain.

OK

The odds balance.

The odds of you winning the $ get balanced by the odds of you getting struck by lighting.
Cept you get struck 4 times.

If you wanna deal with luck, deal with all of it my man.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'll take a stab at this...

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQn6946RrhVE749ucvMZdUXr-cl8fMJ9Qe_i2x5AQ_iUmkcnPNiMw

Who the f is that? She's ugly, and I don't do tattoos.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Holy shit. I didn’t get the slave bit until I just went and checked out Andy’s profile again :lol

I don't get wtf y'all are talking about. Please link.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol and you'll cry to the admins 'bout it, "slave".

huh? I'm still lost ...link?

[Chucho]

LOL Millennial Messiah got de diabetus porking that swine.

[Millennial_Messiah]

LOL Millennial Messiah got de diabetus porking that swine.

whatever, that chick is disgusting :lol

[Mitch]

tbh andy, you're a proven compulsive liar so I don't think anybody believes you aren't porking an overweight hambeast who calls you slave :lol

[Chucho]

tbh andy, you're a proven compulsive liar so I don't think anybody believes you aren't porking an overweight hambeast who calls you slave :lol

:lol Hella truth.