Guy gets caught smuggling birds in, gets arrested

[phxspurfan]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/17/politics/man-arrested-smuggling-finches-jfk-guyana/index.html

Man arrested after customs officials find 34 singing finches hidden in plastic hair curlers


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Don't smuggle your birds into our country, mmkay

[SpursforSix]

what the fuck


Gurahoo told prosecutors he planned to sell the suitcase of birds for about $100,000, at a going rate of about $3,000 for each bird, according to the complaint.

[ducks]

Damm he wants sex bad

[Chucho]

Damm he wants sex bad

ducks...explain how smuggling birds equates to getting laid.

[spurraider21]

ducks...explain how smuggling birds equates to getting laid.
if he has a bird fetish might actually explain his username tbh

[ducks]

ducks...explain how smuggling birds equates to getting laid.

Dude wants 100k
He can but lots of sec for 100k
THat is why he smuggling birds

[Chucho]

Dude wants 100k
He can but lots of sec for 100k
THat is why he smuggling birds That's the main reason he wants all this money? Pussy?

[Psychopav Chump]

That's the main reason he wants all this money? Pussy?

Stupid. We all know friendship is where it's at.

[Chucho]

Stupid. We all know friendship is where it's at.

Rent free.

[Psychopav Chump]

Friends of plenty

Good job, buddy. I knew you could do it.

[Chucho]

Good job, buddy. I knew you could do it.

Rent free.

[Spurtacular]

Rent free.

Dude who throws one tantrum after another for friends calling out rent free.

:rollin

[Chucho]

Dude who throws one tantrum after another for friends calling out rent free.

:rollin


SociopathDerp truth. More rent free.

[Spurtacular]

SociopathDerp truth. More rent free.

Co-opting analysis isn't rent free either. Blake would be proud though, so there's some points for you.

[Chucho]

Co-opting analysis isn't rent free either. Blake would be proud though, so there's some points for you.

Sociopath bringing up his object of desire. LOL homo.

[Spurtacular]

Sociopath bringing up his object of desire. LOL homo.

Object of your friendship overtures.

You're as pathetic as ever.

[Chucho]

I love Blake


Sociopath derp truth. LOL homo.

[Spurtacular]

Sociopath derp truth. LOL homo.

Toothless stuff, blako.

[Chucho]

Toothless stuff, blako.

Maybe if you pulled all yours out, you'd find a lover faster than stalking men on a forum for 3 years, queermo.