Ex Spur and Current Spurs players and their Spurstalk poster equivalent?

[apalisoc_9]

Bored tbh. Let's see some creative description by spurstalker poster.

Thread inspired by TheGreatYacht comment.

I'm not the most creative so i'll start..

RD21 = Robert Horry.

Comes up with the best "shut up faggot" insults. ( perfect timing and execution)

Ala robert horry.

[playblair]

timvp = vinny del negro.........he refuses to tell the entire kawhi story = vinny always stepping on the 3 point line counting as a 2

[spurraider21]

Blake (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=3460) = brent barry (legit sorry but it was gonna happen anyway)
playblair (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=34893) = dejuan blair (irrelevant, overweight, thinks he deserves more minutes/attention)
Spurtacular (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49615) = marco belinelli when his shot isn't falling (completely worthless but still has delusions of being the best player on the court)
dabom (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=47543) = patty mills (tries very hard but quite frankly not that good. physical/mental limitations)
apalisoc_9 (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11260) = boris diaw (when the effort is there, he's a good one)

[spurraider21]

RD2191 (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=42690) = matt bonner (trash tier, but a lovable guy tbh)
DAF86 (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11102) = davis bertans (can be difference maker, but even when his shot off he'll double and triple down and take bad shots)

[DAF86]

apalisoc_9 = past prime Shaq (would shamelessly change sides in search or fulfilling his goal: ringing/trolling)

[apalisoc_9]

DAF=Washed Manu

Every post is a shitshow = Every pass isba turnover

[BD24]

Damn spurraider. Why you gotta do Blake like that :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Trill Clinton (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20413) = Stephen Jackson

[sananspursfan21]

sananspursfan21 is Tony Massenberg, no question

[Spurtacular]

Lite calling me trash and apofaggot solid.

Rent free.

[turkish spurs fan]

me=hedo :lmao

[spurraider21]

me=hedo :lmao
yeah, hedo was garbage for the spurs. fits the bill

[benefactor]

TD 21 = James White...Impressive at first glace but once you get below the surface he's just not that good.

[spurraider21]

TD 21 = James White...Impressive at first glace but once you get below the surface he's just not that good.
dude is richard jefferson through and through. constantly whining, defeatist, etc

[SPURt]

Dibs on Dwayne Schintzius

[ZeusWillJudge]

Apalisoc - huge faggot, beloved by lesser faggots. Rarely hits the mark, but always ready to take the next shot.

[spurraider21]

Apalisoc - huge faggot, beloved by lesser faggots. Rarely hits the mark, but always ready to take the next shot.

you have to name the player, genius

[benefactor]

dude is richard jefferson through and through. constantly whining, defeatist, etc
:lol...touche

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol...touche benefactor (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=13284) is Bruce Bowen because he's the best defender for Larry's next potential victim

[TheGreatYacht]

Apalisoc= Kawhi Leonard, constantly causes the blood pressure of fat San Antonio Mexicans to rise

ElNono= Nico Laprovitolla, hyped up by his fellow Venezuelans to be good but just about as below average as can be when it's time to prove it

Chinook = Michael Jordan. Not the player; the GM.

SuperCam= Lebron. No explanation needed tbh.

SpurFanOutOfTown = Greg Stiesma. Absolute shit poster. Also a virgin

RD2191= Patty Mills. The culture and heart of ST

DAF= Patricio Garino, his threads are just like Garino's spurs tenure. They always backfire, but his pride won't let them die so he constantly bumps them just like Garino kept trying to be on the team by scrubbing it up in Austin. Also central American

Brklynspursfan = Ime Udoka. When Pop needs a quick rub, he's there for him

[spurraider21]

Apalisoc= Kawhi Leonard, constantly causes the blood pressure of fat San Antonio Mexicans to rise

ElNono= Nico Laprovitolla, hyped up by his fellow Venezuelans to be good but just about as below average as can be when it's time to prove it

Chinook = Michael Jordan. Not the player; the GM.

SuperCam= Lebron. No explanation needed tbh.

SpurFanOutOfTown = Greg Stiesma. Absolute shit poster. Also a virgin

RD2191= Patty Mills. The culture and heart of ST

DAF= Patricio Garino, his threads are just like Garino's spurs tenure. They always backfire, but his pride won't let them die so he constantly bumps them just like Garino kept trying to be on the team by scrubbing it up in Austin. Also central American

Brklynspursfan = Ime Udoka. When Pop needs a quick rub, he's there for him
"ex spur and current spurs"

lists michael jordan, greg "stiesma", and lebron james

therefore TGY = jeff errors

[TheGreatYacht]

"ex spur and current spurs"

lists michael jordan, greg "stiesma", and lebron james

therefore TGY = jeff errors
:lol

[TDomination]

Me = Cory Joseph

Overall not bad. Could be better. No splash, nothing special. Easily forgettable.

[apalisoc_9]

Apalisoc= Kawhi Leonard, constantly causes the blood pressure of fat San Antonio Mexicans to rise

ElNono= Nico Laprovitolla, hyped up by his fellow Venezuelans to be good but just about as below average as can be when it's time to prove it

Chinook = Michael Jordan. Not the player; the GM.

SuperCam= Lebron. No explanation needed tbh.

SpurFanOutOfTown = Greg Stiesma. Absolute shit poster. Also a virgin

RD2191= Patty Mills. The culture and heart of ST

DAF= Patricio Garino, his threads are just like Garino's spurs tenure. They always backfire, but his pride won't let them die so he constantly bumps them just like Garino kept trying to be on the team by scrubbing it up in Austin. Also central American

Brklynspursfan = Ime Udoka. When Pop needs a quick rub, he's there for him

Man i forgot about those Argentine scrubs. Lapripvitola and Garino :lol

[benefactor]

Me = Cory Joseph

Overall not bad. Could be better. No splash, nothing special. Easily forgettable.
I would say I'm Ron Mercer. Good career to start out then just kinda stopped giving a shit.:lol

[jjktkk]

TheGreatYacht=Dennis Rodman'

A one dimensional poster whose too stupid to actually be objective about anything regarding the Spurs His hard on for Pop and RC is creepy. Also, like Rodman, enjoys wearing makeup and wedding dresses.[/COLOR][/COLOR]