NBA to replace the term of team "Owner" with team "Governor"

[JohnnyMax]

https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/adam-silver-on-nba-using-governor-in-place-of-owner-title-we-moved-away-from-that-term-years-ago/

According to commissioner Adam Silver, the NBA is continuing to move away from the use of the term "owner" to describe those with controlling interest of teams in favor of the terms "Governor of the team" and "alternate Governor."

The change was made due to concerns that the term "owner" can be viewed as racially insensitive in a league where the vast majority of players are African-American and the majority of owners are Caucasian. While the league itself stopped using the term years ago, individual teams are now starting to follow suit; something Silver was asked about.

[DeadlyDynasty]

So conscientious, so brave.

[dbreiden83080]

And he needs tons of Female Refs.. Also he needs tons of Female Coaches..

We have one Giant Pussy on our hands..

[DC23]

*In Reggie Miller's Voice* Are you kidding me?

[Chris]

NBA gets woke. This will backfire.

[FrostKing]

"Inmates running the asylum"

[Arcadian]

:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

I think I'm done with the NBA if I wasn't already

Liberal pink flamingo rainbow sucking pussytards, tbh.

[Killakobe81]

I'm a moderate Democrat leaning voter... Semi liberal but this is horseshit and just sucking up to players to help in next CBA...
One of my favorite builders in DFW is Plantation Homes should I not buy a house from them because of the slave connotations...

[tenbeersbold]

NBA is not stupid,the league has pretty much maxed out viewership/attendance in the USA due to demographics
So the only places left to increase viewership are 3rd world countries with lots of Black folks hence the emphasis on diversity/international BAME types
Africans still love sporting Jordan/Bulls gear to this day long after that ship sailed here

[FrostKing]

NBA is not stupid,the league has pretty much maxed out viewership/attendance in the USA due to demographics
So the only places left to increase viewership are 3rd world countries with lots of Black folks hence the emphasis on diversity/international BAME types
Africans still love sporting Jordan/Bulls gear to this day long after that ship sailed here
Africans aren't consumers. Asians & Arabs are and they want blacks on their best behavior

[ducks]

Should be owner
They have the title they are the owner
Just like you are a owner of your truck
You have the title

I have the title to my house thanks to Trump
I hit the jackpot with the bet on that

[JohnnyMax]

1143463275205668864

[FkLA]

Bro, this is pussy ass shit. I remember first hearing it on the radio thinking "yeah there's no way Silver takes this weak shit seriously". Black people need to GTFO with their attention whoring victim complex. There's a lot of legitimate cases of racism and those should be brought to the forefront but some of this is just fabricated.

Trump pretty much openly declared war against Latinos and Middle Easterners and yet the public figures that are most outspoken about their dislike for him are all black. And I mean outspoken in the sense that they try to make it about themselves not in the sense that they are standing up for Latinos and Middle Easterners. They've kind of become the majority of the minorities with all their whining and have made other minorities an afterthought.

[R. DeMurre]

Makes perfect sense, and it's the most minor of adjustments. One word. If this tiny thing upsets you, you really are the overly sensitive snowflake. And if you say something like "I'm done with the NBA" (for the hundredth time) then fucking be done with it, and stop watching it and commenting on it, or you're just a big ol' ridiculous drama queen.

[Texas_Ranger]

they should also bring WNBA players in the league. I think its time. Lets make the NBA a comedy.

[Kyle Kashuv]

:lmao imagine whining like a bitch over a minor change in wording.

Yeah, it’s stupid and pandering, but if it consumes you beyond rolling your eyes and then moving on, to the point where you feel the need to voice your anger, you’re probably a bigger pussy than the SJW’s who started it.

[FkLA]

I mean the owners are called owners in other leagues too. It's not like that's just the case in the NBA where players are primarily black. The NHL is primarily white and they have owner. Soccer leagues around the world have owners.

Amazing that a mouthbreathing donkey can stomp his hoof about this and Silver bends over.

[lefty]

Soon “governor” will be replaced too, because it will be associated with rich white men

[FrostKing]

So we square on that slavery stuff now?

[Kyle Kashuv]

So we square on that slavery stuff now?
You don’t have a say in it, you dumbshit Polack

[FrostKing]

You don’t have a say in it, you dumbshit Polack
I'm your Governor, show some respect

[Kyle Kashuv]

I'm your Governor, show some respect
Your governorship was revoked when you got doubled dicked by the Germans and Russians.

[R. DeMurre]

":cry I'm gonna stop watching the NBA"

(No, you're not. You spend every day on this website talking about it. You're obsessed with it. You love it. :rollin)

[resistanze]

Your governorship was revoked when you got doubled dicked by the Germans and Russians.

:lol

[baseline bum]

Your governorship was revoked when you got doubled dicked by the Germans and Russians.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th-Z6le3bHA

[Chris]

Trump pretty much openly declared war against Latinos and Middle Easterners

lol wut

[Robz4000]

Your governorship was revoked when you got doubled dicked by the Germans and Russians.

:rollin

[DMC]

HWMFWIC would be appropriate.

Head White MotherFucker Whats In Charge

[FrostKing]

Your governorship was revoked when you got doubled dicked by the Germans and Russians.
Weren't you born in a brown country?

Fetch your Governor another water

[DAF86]

lol making a big deal out of this for any side. :lol

Changing the word in the first place is pretty dumb, but getting raging mad for said change is just as dumb, tbh.

[ambchang]

I’m offended by the word governor. Who has the right to govern other human beings? It brings in heavy colonialism connotations and North America should be offended by this as well.

[Spurtacular]

Silver producing for the snowflake clientele. It's a good business move, probably. I don't see this move being the one that is too much.

[Spurtacular]

I’m offended by the word governor. Who has the right to govern other human beings? It brings in heavy colonialism connotations and North America should be offended by this as well.

Not part of the American colored people's narrative though.

[gambit1990]

dumb.

[DeadlyDynasty]

The ones complaining about the complainers are being intellectually dishonest when they say "it's just a name-change, you triggered snowflakes herp berp de-derp." Yeah, it should be as simple as that but we all know this topic will ruin 5-10 minutes of any NBA game/radio/podcast/show, with the focus away from the actual product. And just about the time we think that circus will mercifully end, Nosferatu will be given some Arthur Ashe/Sager Strong/Caitlyn Jenner award for courage--and we'll have to re-live this charade a second time. Look for Nike to drop a couple of "woke" ads during this time frame to exploit another social justice cause, all while little Sandeep slaves over the next pair of Jordans.

[ElNono]

The ones complaining about the complainers are being intellectually dishonest when they say "it's just a name-change, you triggered snowflakes herp berp de-derp." Yeah, it should be as simple as that but we all know this topic will ruin 5-10 minutes of any NBA game/radio/podcast/show, with the focus away from the actual product. And just about the time we think that circus will mercifully end, Nosferatu will be given some Arthur Ashe/Sager Strong/Caitlyn Jenner award for courage--and we'll have to re-live this charade a second time. Look for Nike to drop a couple of "woke" ads during this time frame to exploit another social justice cause, all while little Sandeep slaves over the next pair of Jordans.

Nike will probably make a ton selling to the same people they always sell, while 20 triggered bitter tards will call a boycott on Nike, and will be furiously looking at Nike's stock to drop one penny to come back with "I told you so".

tbh, this is the prototypical jewverman move, giving the players some token feel-good line, so they can't call him a racist when he fucks them without lube on the next CBA deal.

[313]

lol making a big deal out of this for any side. :lol

Changing the word in the first place is pretty dumb, but getting raging mad for said change is just as dumb, tbh.

[Kyle Kashuv]

The ones complaining about the complainers are being intellectually dishonest when they say "it's just a name-change, you triggered snowflakes herp berp de-derp." Yeah, it should be as simple as that but we all know this topic will ruin 5-10 minutes of any NBA game/radio/podcast/show, with the focus away from the actual product. And just about the time we think that circus will mercifully end, Nosferatu will be given some Arthur Ashe/Sager Strong/Caitlyn Jenner award for courage--and we'll have to re-live this charade a second time. Look for Nike to drop a couple of "woke" ads during this time frame to exploit another social justice cause, all while little Sandeep slaves over the next pair of Jordans.
Sounds like your life is totally being ruined by this.

[SpursforSix]

One word. If this tiny thing upsets you, you really are the overly sensitive snowflake.

Couldn't you have said this about the people bitching about the word "owner" in the first place?

[Othyus Lalanne]

NBA is not stupid,the league has pretty much maxed out viewership/attendance in the USA due to demographics
So the only places left to increase viewership are 3rd world countries with lots of Black folks hence the emphasis on diversity/international BAME types
Africans still love sporting Jordan/Bulls gear to this day long after that ship sailed here

Africans are not a bunch of pc pussyes.


Makes perfect sense, and it's the most minor of adjustments. One word. If this tiny thing upsets you, you really are the overly sensitive snowflake. And if you say something like "I'm done with the NBA" (for the hundredth time) then fucking be done with it, and stop watching it and commenting on it, or you're just a big ol' ridiculous drama queen.

Makes no sense.

You can pirate it based on principle and not buy gear.


:lmao imagine whining like a bitch over a minor change in wording.

Yeah, it’s stupid and pandering, but if it consumes you beyond rolling your eyes and then moving on, to the point where you feel the need to voice your anger, you’re probably a bigger pussy than the SJW’s who started it.
Tell me how the SJW's starting it are not the biggest pussyes?

Your governorship was revoked when you got doubled dicked by the Germans and Russians.

I am sure you would have done well as their president in that situation...


":cry I'm gonna stop watching the NBA"

(No, you're not. You spend every day on this website talking about it. You're obsessed with it. You love it. :rollin)


So if a bomb blows up at All Star weekend killing almost everyone important from the NBA everyone just stops watching bball?


lol making a big deal out of this for any side. :lol

Changing the word in the first place is pretty dumb, but getting raging mad for said change is just as dumb, tbh.
The media enviroment that allowed this...

It's dumb and bad for everyone.


Silver producing for the snowflake clientele. It's a good business move, probably. I don't see this move being the one that is too much.
How is this a good business move?

[R. DeMurre]

Couldn't you have said this about the people bitching about the word "owner" in the first place?

I've never heard Adam Silver "bitch" about this subject. Seems to me like he took a calm, rational look at it and made a sensible decision.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Sounds like your life is totally being ruined by this.

Not being, it is

[Kyle Kashuv]

Africans are not a bunch of pc pussyes.



Makes no sense.

You can pirate it based on principle and not buy gear.


Tell me how the SJW's starting it are not the biggest pussyes?


I am sure you would have done well as their president in that situation...




So if a bomb blows up at All Star weekend killing almost everyone important from the NBA everyone just stops watching bball?


The media enviroment that allowed this...

It's dumb and bad for everyone.


How is this a good business move?
^:lmao melting down over something so small

[Texas_Ranger]

The NBA is seeking feedback from teams about alternatives to the current NBA season structure for 2021-22. Proposals included the much-discussed play-in and mid-season tournaments -- but also a reduction in the number of regular-season games.

This league is gonna get fucked...

[Chucho]

LOL people upset over empty gestures.

Double LOL at trolls upset at other people being upset about empty gestures.

[Othyus Lalanne]

^:lmao melting down over something so small

Why would i melt down, i am not some bitchass SJW groupie.

[SpursforSix]

I've never heard Adam Silver "bitch" about this subject. Seems to me like he took a calm, rational look at it and made a sensible decision.

Players certainly did.

In any event, I won't lose sleep over it but it's pretty ridiculous to have to avoid the exact word in the English language that describes the relationship between a "governer" and his franchise.

[Othyus Lalanne]

LOL people upset over empty gestures.

Double LOL at trolls upset at other people being upset about empty gestures.
Empty in what way?

[Chucho]

Empty in what way?

Don't be obtuse.

[Dverde]

Does this make ducks the governor of bad takes?

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao imagine whining like a bitch over a minor change in wording.

Yeah, it’s stupid and pandering, but if it consumes you beyond rolling your eyes and then moving on, to the point where you feel the need to voice your anger, you’re probably a bigger pussy than the SJW’s who started it.
If it's not a big deal, then why bother campaigning to get the wording changed in the first place?

[Othyus Lalanne]

Don't be obtuse.

Looking around the news...

[Mark Celibate]

So conscientious, so brave.

never have i been so proud to be an NBA fan :cry:cry:cry

[Kyle Kashuv]

If it's not a big deal, then why bother campaigning to get the wording changed in the first place?
I didn’t campaign for shit to be changed. I couldn’t care less, they could force all the players to refer to team owners as “massa” and I wouldn’t care. It doesn’t affect my life or the life of anyone outside the fantasy world of pro basketball, and it does nothing to the on-court product. So why give a shit either way?

[resistanze]

I didn’t campaign for shit to be changed. I couldn’t care less, they could force all the players to refer to team owners as “massa” and I wouldn’t care. It doesn’t affect my life or the life of anyone outside the fantasy world of pro basketball, and it does nothing to the on-court product. So why give a shit either way?

:lol this is true. It reeks of try-hard white liberal bullshit tbh. But why does anyone here care? You'll never be owners tbh, stop with the fake outrage :lol

[resistanze]

.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol this is true. It reeks of try-hard white liberal bullshit tbh. But why does anyone here care? You'll never be owners tbh, stop with the fake outrage :lol

Pretty much how I feel..it's weird how the average fan, a person who 99% of the time is an employee at a business(rather than the boss), always sides with the owners of sports teams:lol

I'm always in favor of free speech, anarchy and crossing the line, so I cringe when I see this type of shit(which Adam Silver seems to specialize in), it just speaks on today's soft society as a whole, but OTOH, it's very entertaining to see all these conservatives on twitter losing their minds over this trivial shit:lol

[Raven]

but they are owners, not governors...

[Darth_Pelican]

If I were comparing the 2, I'd actually say that Governor sounds like the racist term, imho....

[Bynumite]

What if you just call the owners the O word or owna without the hard er, would that be acceptable?

Example, "Dr Buss was the best owna in sports, he's a real ass owna, yo."

[resistanze]

Pretty much how I feel..it's weird how the average fan, a person who 99% of the time is an employee at a business(rather than the boss), always sides with the owners of sports teams:lol

I'm always in favor of free speech, anarchy and crossing the line, so I cringe when I see this type of shit(which Adam Silver seems to specialize in), it just speaks on today's soft society as a whole, but OTOH, it's very entertaining to see all these conservatives on twitter losing their minds over this trivial shit:lol

People will literally suck the dicks of the 1% with hopes of magically reaching their status (while their jobs are continually outsourced), not knowing the people they worship wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. I mean look at the POTUS :lol

[Kyle Kashuv]

but they are owners, not governors...
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/governor


the managing director and usually the principal officer of an institution or organization

Calling them “governor” is accurate. And calling them governors doesn’t change the fact that they’re also owners, so just keep calling them owners and get on with your life.

[Chucho]

People will literally suck the dicks of the 1% with hopes of magically reaching their status (while their jobs are continually outsourced), not knowing the people they worship wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. I mean look at the POTUS :lol


Without the people sucking the dicks of the 1%, the NBA doesn't exist. Hollywood doesn't exist. Sycophancy and dick-riding celeb slurpers outweigh the people who worship the 1% you're identifying. Living vicariously through the same people, tbh.

[FrostKing]

Pretty much how I feel..it's weird how the average fan, a person who 99% of the time is an employee at a business(rather than the boss), always sides with the owners of sports teams:lol

I'm always in favor of free speech, anarchy and crossing the line, so I cringe when I see this type of shit(which Adam Silver seems to specialize in), it just speaks on today's soft society as a whole, but OTOH, it's very entertaining to see all these conservatives on twitter losing their minds over this trivial shit:lol
Because we all hold jobs and accept rules and regulations. And we don't think some uppity pampered ball bouncers should be different

[resistanze]

Because we all hold jobs and accept rules and regulations. And we don't think some uppity pampered ball bouncers should be different

Welp, they got the rules changed. Guess that makes you a nobody Polack tbh.

[resistanze]

Without the people sucking the dicks of the 1%, the NBA doesn't exist. Hollywood doesn't exist. Sycophancy and dick-riding celeb slurpers outweigh the people who worship the 1% you're identifying. Living vicariously through the same people, tbh.

So hate both equally. Yet I hear far more disdain for millionaire athletes making too much money far more than I hear disdain for the billionaire Governors who often overprice tickets and put out a shit product (or wholesale moving teams after getting the city to build stadiums) while making billions at the expense of fans. I just find that interesting.

[Spurtacular]

How is this a good business move?

NBA has consistently followed the snowflake political agenda. That's apparently a proven winner for them.

[Chucho]

So hate both equally. Yet I hear far more disdain for millionaire athletes making too much money far more than I hear disdain for the billionaire Governors who often overprice tickets and put out a shit product (or wholesale moving teams after getting the city to build stadiums) while making billions at the expense of fans. I just find that interesting.


I understand hatred is easily flipped. It's just down to how people see things. I can identify with what a Governor deals with being on the ownership side of a business the past ten years. I don't dick ride rich governors, but I do realize they're the ones providing the outlet for the athletes and if no money is made, regardless if its on their own doing or not (that's debatebale considering how the players basically decide where they play the League Office has obvious market bias) the owners will take a loss. Regardless if a player plays or not, or produces or not, they will be paid their exorbitant salaries. I can understand the resentment.

Just because I identify with them doesn't mean I wont find disgust with those kind of rich, but it's silly to suggest both have to be hated equally. More people want to live vicariously through their celebrities, there's not much sexy about being rich if you can't let everyone know you're rich when you're a daydreamer. Murica is a sycophant nation.

[DeadlyDynasty]

If I were comparing the 2, I'd actually say that Governor sounds like the racist term, imho....

but I sho wood like to play for gov'nuh Dolan

[FrostKing]

NBA has consistently followed the snowflake political agenda. That's apparently a proven winner for them.
NBA gets the most media (mainstream & social) coverage and yet few (non blacks) consider it their favorite sport

[ambchang]

It’s going after the younger demographic. The younger generation loves this stuff and mistaken it for social justice. It’s sad really.

The sadder part is that businesses constantly think that the younger generation has the most disposable income and thus the most valuable demographic. While there is some truth to the longer runway thought with younger kids lasting longer (obviously) the older generation, particularly the boomers and the gen xers, are by far the biggest spenders.

[Spurtacular]

NBA gets the most media (mainstream & social) coverage and yet few (non blacks) consider it their favorite sport

I doubt that's true. But in any event the NBA is about the snowflake demographic, which is mostly 15-34.

[Othyus Lalanne]

NBA has consistently followed the snowflake political agenda. That's apparently a proven winner for them.

How is it a proven winner?

What does it have to do with the product they sell?

[Spurtacular]

How is it a proven winner?

What does it have to do with the product they sell?

They sell snowflake values, son. Do I really have to hold your hand through this?

[Othyus Lalanne]

They sell snowflake values, son. Do I really have to hold your hand through this?

And those sell well in the long and short term?

[Killakobe81]

So hate both equally. Yet I hear far more disdain for millionaire athletes making too much money far more than I hear disdain for the billionaire Governors who often overprice tickets and put out a shit product (or wholesale moving teams after getting the city to build stadiums) while making billions at the expense of fans. I just find that interesting.

I side with the players 8 out 10 times...on most issues.
But my BS meter senses this olive branch for a future CBA negotiation... And PR stunt.
FO people here believe player's association as soft as it is really care about this all that much?

[ducks]

New Orleans Pelicans' Gayle Benson has no plans to ditch term 'owner'
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/pelicans-gayle-benson-plans-owner

[The Gemini Method]

I side with the players 8 out 10 times...on most issues.
But my BS meter senses this olive branch for a future CBA negotiation... And PR stunt.
FO people here believe player's association as soft as it is really care about this all that much?

While it's not that big of a deal, this is probably what it is. I mean semantically, it isn't going to change a thing about one's viewership nor is it going to persuade any racist tones a fan may have. Either way, if it affects you in some kind of way, then you have to reassess your mental fortitude.

[Spurtacular]

And those sell well in the long and short term?

It's what they consistently do. It plays well to their clientele, who are SJWs on the whole.

[LkrFan]

Old White men love the term "ownership" in general. Look at what they did to Black Americans even after Lincoln freed the slaves. Also look at this current WH administration. I'm surprised David Dennison hasn't outrage tweeted about this yet. :lol

[LkrFan]

New Orleans Pelicans' Gayle Benson has no plans to ditch term 'owner'
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/pelicans-gayle-benson-plans-owner

Me likey. When is Zion's first contract over? :lol

[FrostKing]

Old White men love the term "ownership" in general. Look at what they did to Black Americans even after Lincoln freed the slaves. Also look at this current WH administration. I'm surprised David Dennison hasn't outrage tweeted about this yet. :lol
Asians and Arabs love it more

[Othyus Lalanne]

It's what they consistently do. It plays well to their clientele, who are SJWs on the whole.

If it would the WNBA would be popular.

[RD2191]

Good for the NBA. Governor also sounds pretty badass so there's that.

[SpursforSix]

Good for the NBA. Governor also sounds pretty badass so there's that.

I think it sounds gay as fuck. I picture some foppish Brit saying, "Ello gov'nah".

[SpursforSix]

I think it sounds gay as fuck. I picture some foppish Brit saying, "Ello gov'nah".

ha

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSptt_xpIB2k3f6TN2FG4CZpzINYbvZq d1xM2Ny5qgA0Yt5MRTG

[SpursforSix]

Here's the guy the hamster is talking to

http://www.cachecoins.org/img/xtra/georgeivadder.jpg

[SpursforSix]

Does that look like someone you'd want to be if you were an NBA owner?

[RD2191]

ha

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSptt_xpIB2k3f6TN2FG4CZpzINYbvZq d1xM2Ny5qgA0Yt5MRTG

:lol

[RD2191]

:lmao

[ambchang]

DH75E3HE1I4

[spurraider21]

why are you guys pretending to care about this? doesnt affect any of you. who gives a shit tbh...

[spurraider21]

If it's not a big deal, then why bother campaigning to get the wording changed in the first place?
even if the outrage behind the change was pedantic, its ultimately harmless. the counter outrage is probably even more stupid imo. at least the players have a direct relationship with the owners, so their perceived grievance is at least personal. why random fans and media members give a shit at all is mind boggling

[spurraider21]

Sounds like your life is totally being ruined by this.
yeah tbh its almost as bad as that time avante thought the NFL was ruined because they hired a female sideline ref

[FrostKing]

why are you guys pretending to care about this? doesnt affect any of you. who gives a shit tbh...
Neither does climate change

[spurraider21]

Neither does climate change
not the smoothest pivot

[Spurtacular]

If it would the WNBA would be popular.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c

[DMC]

not the smoothest pivot

Governed

[SpursforSix]

why are you guys pretending to care about this? doesnt affect any of you. who gives a shit tbh...

I don't really care. I think they could have done better than "governor".

Again, I do think it's ridiculous to have to avoid the word that was the best word choice to describe what it described.
And wonder if places like McDonald's will follow suit.

[Bynumite]

People still pushing this forced juxtaposition between the nba/nfl and slavery :lol

Voluntarily signing a contract to make millions of dollars =/= Working against your will for free under subhuman conditions.

There's literally nothing in common between both situations.

[Kyle Kashuv]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c
:lmao

Derp finally found someone he can dunk on.

[koriwhat]

People still pushing this forced juxtaposition between the nba/nfl and slavery :lol

Voluntarily signing a contract to make millions of dollars =/= Working against your will for free under subhuman conditions.

There's literally nothing in common between both situations.

:tu

[Spurs 4 The Win]

Clown world, thanks fucking dumbass libtards

[Spurtacular]

:lmao

Derp finally found someone he can dunk on.

:lol Slob (double) grudge posting :lol

[Bynumite]

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Donkey :lmao

[Thebesteva]

Obama did this

[koriwhat]

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Donkey :lmao

dude's just a fucking dumbass is all. if he thinks it's slavery then stop the paychecks!

[Killakobe81]

It's not a big deal tbh unless you make it one...

[Othyus Lalanne]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c

It's not argument ender, it just isn't.

[Kool Bob Love]

Obama did this
*kikes

[FrostKing]

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Donkey :lmao
Most NBA player are uneducated and never held a normal job so this should be little surprise

[Othyus Lalanne]

:lmao

Derp finally found someone he can dunk on.

No, he did not.