Replace Kemba with Scrubby Rozier

[lefty]

:lol tbh

[DC23]

Rozier going to Suns or Pacers, right?

[Thread]

Rozier going to Suns or Pacers, right?

Christ, if he comes here I'll never hear the end of it.

"We really didn't want Russell. We always wanted Rozier. I'm not saying he's better than Russell, but, I am saying he could be. We targeted him Day 1, but, kept it q-t in our War Room. We didn't want to end up holding & consuming the shit sandwich like that time when we had Steph & then all the laughter died in sorrow. Oh, we don't ever talk about that event. Only some old, rancid guy living on a fixed income won't shut up about it. That unsavory business aside we love Rozier. We'll kiss his ass dawn to dusk. We'll build him even when he shits the bed in a game. That's our SOP...never hold the player responsible until we no longer need him, then tie his ass to a rail, tar & feather him and leave him outside the city limits."

[TheCultOfPersonality]

3 years $58M for a terrible basketball player. :rollin