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Lezlie Booty
07-01-2019, 09:52 AM
I've been a Christian my whole life and can pretty much answer any question and quote the good book.
I just read some fucking towelead bull shit and though the good lord JESUS needed equal representation.

And I ain't going to put any mother fucking rules on the questions because the LORD doesn't have to hide behind anything.

BD24
07-01-2019, 11:18 AM
How does the good lord feel about pedophilia Les?

Lezlie Booty
07-01-2019, 11:33 AM
How does the good lord feel about pedophilia Les?

That's a dumb fucking question. He hates crimes against children. Children are PRECIOUS BLESSINGS and those that hurt them will be cast down into the fiery pit of hell with all the Mexicans and blacks.

spurraider21
07-01-2019, 12:59 PM
Thoughts on Charles Darwin?

BD24
07-01-2019, 01:08 PM
That's a dumb fucking question. He hates crimes against children. Children are PRECIOUS BLESSINGS and those that hurt them will be cast down into the fiery pit of hell with all the Mexicans and blacks.
What if they are Asian bar girls though?

Lezlie Booty
07-01-2019, 01:28 PM
Thoughts on Charles Darwin?

If he's a fudge packer or kiddie molester, the BIBLE says he goes to hell.

Spurtacular
07-01-2019, 03:01 PM
Meh.

Millennial_Messiah
07-01-2019, 05:43 PM
Why do you chrissies worship 3 gods but only pretend to worship one?

Chucho
07-02-2019, 10:33 AM
Why do you chrissies worship 3 gods but only pretend to worship one?


What 3 gods do Christians worship, Wonder Boy?

Millennial_Messiah
07-02-2019, 10:42 AM
What 3 gods do Christians worship, Wonder Boy?

God
Jesus
The Holy Spirit/Ghost


"There are three of him, and there's only one of you... "


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOeEkZ3aky0

Judy Booty
07-02-2019, 11:18 AM
God
Jesus
The Holy Spirit/Ghost


"There are three of him, and there's only one of you... "


That's the Holy Trinity you dumb mother fucker. There's only ONE TRUE GOD.

Millennial_Messiah
07-02-2019, 11:35 AM
That's the Holy Trinity you dumb mother fucker. There's only ONE TRUE GOD.

But it's polytheism to worship a holy "trinity". A truly monotheist religion only worships ONE divine entity.

Lezlie Booty
07-02-2019, 11:48 AM
But it's polytheism to worship a holy "trinity". A truly monotheist religion only worships ONE divine entity.

You dumb mother fucker. The SON and HOLY GHOST are just other forms the ONE TRUE GOD takes.

These are dumb questions anyway. What am I supposed to do with this shit.

Millennial_Messiah
07-02-2019, 12:52 PM
You dumb mother fucker. The SON and HOLY GHOST are just other forms the ONE TRUE GOD takes.

These are dumb questions anyway. What am I supposed to do with this shit.

Show me a legitimate picture of this "true God" and I'll vindicate you, tbh.

140
07-02-2019, 02:55 PM
OPs avatar got MM all perked up tbh

SpursforSix
07-02-2019, 02:57 PM
OPs avatar got MM all perked up tbh

LOL...great observation

FrostKing
07-03-2019, 05:12 AM
A) Your avatar voted for Hillary

B) Which Pope defeated Communism?

C) How badass is DEUS VULT

Sir Johnny
07-10-2019, 03:01 AM
So the freak is finally losing it just like I knew "it" would.

Are you people really this damn hard up?

Sir Johnny
07-10-2019, 03:03 AM
What if they are Asian bar girls though?

Stupid, are you really this damn dumb?

Think stupid, a BAR dummy? What are kids doing in bars idiot?

Blake
07-10-2019, 04:25 PM
Stupid, are you really this damn dumb?

Think stupid, a BAR dummy? What are kids doing in bars idiot?

In Olangapo in 1970 they were being rented out, dummy.

You know this.

Millennial_Messiah
07-10-2019, 04:30 PM
OPs avatar got MM all perked up tbh

Nope, I hate fat chicks.

Nivek_ogre
07-10-2019, 06:43 PM
What a pointless thread. Let's post some fat chick pics.

140
07-10-2019, 07:00 PM
Nope, I hate fat chicks.
Sure andy :lol

Will Hunting
07-10-2019, 09:31 PM
:lol I like how angry Leslie is

SpursforSix
07-10-2019, 09:42 PM
:lol I like how angry Leslie is

That attitude really fit her real pic on the previous account. I can see her throwing around F bombs as part of her daily vernacular.