Millennial_Messiah
07-12-2019, 10:14 PM
Millennial Messiah
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Titans/Bucs: Are the worst teams in the league, as they were unfortunate as to be picking 1 and 2 in the 2015 Draft. Hey, they'll get to do it again!
Chiefs/Chargers: Start season 10-0 heading into the W11 Mexican Showdown before each have a bye. Maybe this time they'll actually play in Mexico?
Chiefs/Chargers: Stumble down the stretch after piping-hot most of season; Chargers drop 5 in a row before winning W17 (which is meaningless to KC)
Jaguars: Defense comes back to life, but Nick Foles proves mortal with Lesser Doug at coach. Still respectable at times. Better than the...
Texans: Finally get to fire Bill O'Brien after another disappointing season; long overdue. J.J. Watt politely requests a trade; also overdue.
Bengals: Finally admit the soulless freckled ginger Irish drunk under center isn't a starting caliber thrower and needs to hit the road- umm, the pub.
Falcons: Are forced to give Dan Quinn the axe and start to rebuild a bit after another disappointing season, this time with less injuries to blame.
Dolphins: Manage to win their first 2 regular season games and finish 1-13. They'll still probably need to trade up a bit for Tua T., however.
Ravens: Have a chance to win the division, enter the playoffs and knock the Browns out by winning in week 17, but their plans are foiled by the...
Steelers: After a pedestrian up-and-down season, their pride kicks in at the last minute to knock out their archrival Ravens out while finishing .500.
Jets: From top to bottom, a talented mess. Team chemistry clearly knocks the team down in 2019, but their future is decent in view of the age of the...
Patriots: Do their thing. A couple boring road losses here, a couple NFC East defeats there. Bad division. Nothing to see here. Beat the Chiefs again.
Cardinals: They're bad, but they have a few easy games. They play in an incredible division, with rookies at HC/QB, so 4-12 is... not bad?
Eagles: #1 on offense, and mostly in the air. Carson Wentz stays healthy and is far and away the MVP with well over 50 TDs and 5,000 passing yards.
Cowboys: #1 in rushing offense, and, perhaps suprisingly, edge a few teams out to finish #1 on defense. Cowboys/Eagles is a big media thing in 2019.
Redskins: Start off bad, then win a handful of games before losing again down the stretch. Gruden stays. Haskins plays little if at all. Better than the...
Giants: Switch back-and-forth between Eli Manning and Dan Jones throughout the regular season in somewhat embarrassing fashion. An unsorted mess.
Colts: Dominate the division, though they take the regular season a little lighter knowing their division is bad. Andrew Luck doesn't get re-injured.
Raiders: Come all the way back in regular season from atrocious start, but lose play-in game with slipping Broncos. Still finish 8-8 in stacked division.
Panthers: Start 1-2 including bad loss at Arizona, but storm back, trip up in New Orleans, but take their win-and-in Week 17 matchup over the...
Saints: Lose play-and-in final Sunday Night game in Charlotte. Go home early despite sterling 11-5 season, and their fans cry foul yet again, but the...
Rams: Fail to make the playoffs despite a 12-4 record! This breaks all kinds of records for the NFC and any NFL conference in general. Media freaks out.
Packers: Benefit from all this. Beat the upstart Lions in Week 17 which becomes a play-and-in game late in the 4th quarter after the Vikings shock the...
Bears: Come into Week 17 cocky; but for revenge for 2018, Minnesota pridefully spoils Chicago's season, allowing the great Aaron Rodgers into the mix.
Vikings: Decide against firing Mike Zimmer. Another disappointing finish, though all 4 teams in division had a chance to win it going into Week 16.
Browns: Win their first division and earn their first playoff birth since, I dunno, the Civil War. Fans go nuts. They deserve it!
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LAC 29 - CLE 16(Despite a poor finish to regular season, Chargers' experience proves too much for Browns' first year back in contention)
DEN 19 - IND 24 (Surprise team of the AFC, the Broncos, fall short on offense in the playoffs at Indy. No miracle for Flacco this time)
PHI 41 - GB 27 (Eagles' #1-ranked offense proves lethal against poor Green Bay defense despite a bounce-back year for Aaron Rodgers)
SF 20 - CAR 17 OT (Three 12-4 NFC West teams, but Rams get edged out due to tiebreakers. Cinderella 49ers steal a huge one in Carolina)
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IND 31 - NE 34 (Luck keeps it competitive and fun, but not quite good enough in Brady's House)
LAC 39 - KC 38 (In a wild shootout, Chargers repeat history by advancing on a last-play two point conversion to stun Chiefs)
PHI 46 - SEA 40 OT (Eagles build huge lead; Seattle comes all the way back to force OT, but in OT Wilson gets into FG range and throws Pick 6)
SF 13 - DAL 26 (Cowboys' defense and grinding run game simply just too much for Cinderella 49ers to overcome this deep in the postseason)
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LAC 30 - NE 32 (Chargers get soooooooooo very close... only to doink a medium-range field goal on the last play)
PHI 27 - DAL 30(On final Dallas drive, Cowboys surprise Eagles with a smart late run play that goes for the game-winning TD)
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DAL 27 - NE 23 (Jason Witten catches championship-winning TD; heads back into retirement a little happy; Jason Garrett receives a lifetime extension and a twenty-feet-tall statue outside the stadium)
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Titans/Bucs: Are the worst teams in the league, as they were unfortunate as to be picking 1 and 2 in the 2015 Draft. Hey, they'll get to do it again!
Chiefs/Chargers: Start season 10-0 heading into the W11 Mexican Showdown before each have a bye. Maybe this time they'll actually play in Mexico?
Chiefs/Chargers: Stumble down the stretch after piping-hot most of season; Chargers drop 5 in a row before winning W17 (which is meaningless to KC)
Jaguars: Defense comes back to life, but Nick Foles proves mortal with Lesser Doug at coach. Still respectable at times. Better than the...
Texans: Finally get to fire Bill O'Brien after another disappointing season; long overdue. J.J. Watt politely requests a trade; also overdue.
Bengals: Finally admit the soulless freckled ginger Irish drunk under center isn't a starting caliber thrower and needs to hit the road- umm, the pub.
Falcons: Are forced to give Dan Quinn the axe and start to rebuild a bit after another disappointing season, this time with less injuries to blame.
Dolphins: Manage to win their first 2 regular season games and finish 1-13. They'll still probably need to trade up a bit for Tua T., however.
Ravens: Have a chance to win the division, enter the playoffs and knock the Browns out by winning in week 17, but their plans are foiled by the...
Steelers: After a pedestrian up-and-down season, their pride kicks in at the last minute to knock out their archrival Ravens out while finishing .500.
Jets: From top to bottom, a talented mess. Team chemistry clearly knocks the team down in 2019, but their future is decent in view of the age of the...
Patriots: Do their thing. A couple boring road losses here, a couple NFC East defeats there. Bad division. Nothing to see here. Beat the Chiefs again.
Cardinals: They're bad, but they have a few easy games. They play in an incredible division, with rookies at HC/QB, so 4-12 is... not bad?
Eagles: #1 on offense, and mostly in the air. Carson Wentz stays healthy and is far and away the MVP with well over 50 TDs and 5,000 passing yards.
Cowboys: #1 in rushing offense, and, perhaps suprisingly, edge a few teams out to finish #1 on defense. Cowboys/Eagles is a big media thing in 2019.
Redskins: Start off bad, then win a handful of games before losing again down the stretch. Gruden stays. Haskins plays little if at all. Better than the...
Giants: Switch back-and-forth between Eli Manning and Dan Jones throughout the regular season in somewhat embarrassing fashion. An unsorted mess.
Colts: Dominate the division, though they take the regular season a little lighter knowing their division is bad. Andrew Luck doesn't get re-injured.
Raiders: Come all the way back in regular season from atrocious start, but lose play-in game with slipping Broncos. Still finish 8-8 in stacked division.
Panthers: Start 1-2 including bad loss at Arizona, but storm back, trip up in New Orleans, but take their win-and-in Week 17 matchup over the...
Saints: Lose play-and-in final Sunday Night game in Charlotte. Go home early despite sterling 11-5 season, and their fans cry foul yet again, but the...
Rams: Fail to make the playoffs despite a 12-4 record! This breaks all kinds of records for the NFC and any NFL conference in general. Media freaks out.
Packers: Benefit from all this. Beat the upstart Lions in Week 17 which becomes a play-and-in game late in the 4th quarter after the Vikings shock the...
Bears: Come into Week 17 cocky; but for revenge for 2018, Minnesota pridefully spoils Chicago's season, allowing the great Aaron Rodgers into the mix.
Vikings: Decide against firing Mike Zimmer. Another disappointing finish, though all 4 teams in division had a chance to win it going into Week 16.
Browns: Win their first division and earn their first playoff birth since, I dunno, the Civil War. Fans go nuts. They deserve it!
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LAC 29 - CLE 16(Despite a poor finish to regular season, Chargers' experience proves too much for Browns' first year back in contention)
DEN 19 - IND 24 (Surprise team of the AFC, the Broncos, fall short on offense in the playoffs at Indy. No miracle for Flacco this time)
PHI 41 - GB 27 (Eagles' #1-ranked offense proves lethal against poor Green Bay defense despite a bounce-back year for Aaron Rodgers)
SF 20 - CAR 17 OT (Three 12-4 NFC West teams, but Rams get edged out due to tiebreakers. Cinderella 49ers steal a huge one in Carolina)
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IND 31 - NE 34 (Luck keeps it competitive and fun, but not quite good enough in Brady's House)
LAC 39 - KC 38 (In a wild shootout, Chargers repeat history by advancing on a last-play two point conversion to stun Chiefs)
PHI 46 - SEA 40 OT (Eagles build huge lead; Seattle comes all the way back to force OT, but in OT Wilson gets into FG range and throws Pick 6)
SF 13 - DAL 26 (Cowboys' defense and grinding run game simply just too much for Cinderella 49ers to overcome this deep in the postseason)
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LAC 30 - NE 32 (Chargers get soooooooooo very close... only to doink a medium-range field goal on the last play)
PHI 27 - DAL 30(On final Dallas drive, Cowboys surprise Eagles with a smart late run play that goes for the game-winning TD)
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DAL 27 - NE 23 (Jason Witten catches championship-winning TD; heads back into retirement a little happy; Jason Garrett receives a lifetime extension and a twenty-feet-tall statue outside the stadium)
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