Carl Icahn Is Heading to Florida for Lower Tax Rates

[ducks]

Lol new york

[Will Hunting]

I’m sure NYC is going to declare a budgetary crisis after this. Not sure how it’ll be able to survive losing a rich oligarch who doesn’t want to pay taxes.

Wonder what’ll happen to all of those jobs Icahn created as a corporate raider too. All he did to help Trans World Airlines by selling off assets and overlevering the company is now in jeopardy.

[pgardn]

Icahn is the only old person to move to Florida for the death phase in a warm place.