White Claw Hard Seltzer

[Killmonger]

What the fuck is wrong wit yall white people???? This shit nasty as fuck and yall drink it like it’s got the cure to multiculturalism in it. FrostKing explain your inferior white race’s love for this shit.

[Chucho]

What are you doing around all them white people who drink that shit? Cooning for them?

[Killmonger]

What are you doing around all them white people who drink that shit? Cooning for them?
Nigga I will bitch slap you back to Guadalajara. I keep an eye on my enemy at all times, and in this case my enemy drinks faggy ass hard sparkling water.

[Chucho]

Nigga I will bitch slap you back to Guadalajara. I keep an eye on my enemy at all times, and in this case my enemy drinks faggy ass hard sparkling water.

Black people don't say "bitch slap" anymore. What year is your schtick from? 1997?

[Killmonger]

Black people don't say "bitch slap" anymore. What year is your schtick from? 1997?
Always got some brown skin in here overcompensatin cuz he ain’t black, smh. Get out my face, nigga.

[Chucho]

Always got some brown skin in here overcompensatin cuz he ain’t black, smh. Get out my face, nigga.

Yeah, log out. This one just isn't working for ya.

[Killmonger]

Yeah, log out. This one just isn't working for ya.
LMAOOOO this nigga really tried to pull that “just log out” shit. Bruh you ain’t foolin nobody with that weak shit. You ain’t got shit else to clap back, you scared as fuck of gettin aired out, so you tryna just end it and pray you still got a little dignity left. Not happenin, bitch.

[benefactor]

If you are male and willingly drink this shit you should just turn your dick in tbh

[Chucho]

LMAOOOO this nigga really tried to pull that “just log out” shit. Bruh you ain’t foolin nobody with that weak shit. You ain’t got shit else to clap back, you scared as fuck of gettin aired out, so you tryna just end it and pray you still got a little dignity left. Not happenin, bitch.

About as funny as a Derp alt, tbh.

[FrostKing]

I have not tasted one yet but reason for its popularity is likely calorie amount ~ 100. That is less than half in a can of Mike's hard lemonade.


"Spiked Seltzer is naturally flavored and gluten-free. It contains 0 grams of sugar and is 4.5% alcohol. Each drink is made from purified water and the cold-pressed citrus essence taken from a variety of natural fruits."

[Millennial_Messiah]

White Claw is so 2018. Truly is 2019.

[Killmonger]

About as funny as a Derp alt, tbh.
Well of course you don’t find it funny, nigga, you the bitch gettin put on blast. Don’t come at me with that weak shit again and we’ll be straight.

[chunticakes]

Well of course you don’t find it funny, nigga, you the bitch gettin put on blast. Don’t come at me with that weak shit again and we’ll be straight.

So you used this alt to create a thread on White Claw. Why? You were afraid we'd make fun of you for drinking it?

[koriwhat]

If you are male and willingly drink this shit you should just turn your dick in tbh

you're a snitch and a fb stalker... real men do neither! :tu

[Ball Buster]

Wtf is this, some wannabe Zima shit? I stick to the 805’s.

And when I want a real seltzer, I roll with the NY Seltzer.

https://www.thedailymeal.com/sites/default/files/story/RAW_NY-seltzer.jpg

[Millennial_Messiah]

If you are male and willingly drink this shit you should just turn your dick in tbh

male? does that really matter? I mean I don't drink this, I drink soda and koolaid on the daily, but I hope you're not one of those "real men only drink whisky & bourbon & sip dark suds" tards