WOW!!! I just gained 10 pounds in a week

[Millennial_Messiah]

140.5!!! Officially. At 5'8 and about a third. Biggest I've ever been in my life, by a healthy % margin. Last Tuesday I weighed in at the doctor at 130.7.


In the past week I've eaten: 12 ham sandwiches with special mayo and Datil pepper Firehouse sauce (the ham and bread needed to get eaten), 1 rotisserie chicken, a bunch of vegetables, salads, 2 helpings of steak, swai fish, sushi and lobster; potatoes, 8 slices of pizza, 3 giant falafels, 9 enchiladas, 8 carne asada tacos (with all the fixins), a Chinese buffet, and 2 "never ending pasta bowl" dinners at Olive Garden.


Movin' on up in life. No longer a weak & skinny motherfucker. Maybe new goal... 150 by Christmas? Who knows.https://i.imgur.com/ICxNdQH.jpg

[DC23]

Find a new serious girl!

[Millennial_Messiah]

Find a new serious girl!

working on that, it's coming along fairly nicely too :toast

(but she's in Delaware)

[Bynumite]

Where can i get those velcro sandals?

Looking stylish my dude :tu

[BD24]

God. What an odd troll attempt tbh :lol

You are such a weird fuck Andy

[DeadlyDynasty]

Gout, beetus, or both

[Xevious]

The fuck, dude... you wear size 3 shoes or what? 3 wides.

[Mitch]

probably the only believable thing in andy's life of lies :lol

stay off the sugar, you got the feet of a diabetic

[Millennial_Messiah]

The fuck, dude... you wear size 3 shoes or what? 3 wides.

9 wides. Duck feet for sure and a mild bunion

[clambake]

the picture alone added 10 pounds.

[Blake]

Gandalf called, wanted to know if you made it to Mordor

[Chucho]

Those...sandals....I thought you were like 20 something.

[Robz4000]

The fuck is with the super baggy shorts/capris?

[RD2191]

:lmao

[RD2191]

Apparently OP is a middle aged lesbian.

[Reck]

When HD pictures goes wrong.

[Darth_Pelican]

When's the last time that your walls were painted and flooring updated, 1973?

[Trill Clinton]

140.5!!! Officially. At 5'8 and about a third. Biggest I've ever been in my life, by a healthy % margin. Last Tuesday I weighed in at the doctor at 130.7.


In the past week I've eaten: 12 ham sandwiches with special mayo and Datil pepper Firehouse sauce (the ham and bread needed to get eaten), 1 rotisserie chicken, a bunch of vegetables, salads, 2 helpings of steak, swai fish, sushi and lobster; potatoes, 8 slices of pizza, 3 giant falafels, 9 enchiladas, 8 carne asada tacos (with all the fixins), a Chinese buffet, and 2 "never ending pasta bowl" dinners at Olive Garden.


Movin' on up in life. No longer a weak & skinny motherfucker. Maybe new goal... 150 by Christmas? Who knows.https://i.imgur.com/ICxNdQH.jpg

:lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

probably the only believable thing in andy's life of lies :lol

stay off the sugar, you got the feet of a diabetic
it's actually not 'beetus, nothing like that. doesn't run in the family. I don't eat sugar, though. Just meat and veggies for the most part.

Wide duck feet and bunions run in my family. My feet are actually on the narrow side compared to most of my family.

[Mitch]

it's actually not 'beetus, nothing like that. doesn't run in the family. I don't eat sugar, though. Just meat and veggies for the most part.

Wide duck feet and bunions run in my family. My feet are actually on the narrow side compared to most of my family.

Sure Andy

[Millennial_Messiah]

Sure Andy

100% true. Every February my mom and I used to go to the SAS factory store in South San just to get my uncle a new pair of his favorite custom 8 1/2 WWW shoes that we'd mail up to him in Nebraska.

[TimDunkem]

Gandalf called, wanted to know if you made it to Mordor

:lmao

[DJR210]

:lol stubby little down syndrome toes

[DJR210]

Also :lol at your fucking white trash sandals

[DJR210]

:lol built like a woman
:lol petite
:lol white trash
:lol sociopath
:lol Hobbit
:lol capris
:lol down syndrome

[Chucho]

:lol built like a woman
:lol petite
:lol white trash
:lol sociopath
:lol Hobbit
:lol capris
:lol down syndrome

:rollin

[DJR210]

:lol DMC had the hand scandal that rocked Spurstalk to it's core, and now Andy has the foot equivalent

[Joseph Kony]

god dammit, I was just going to make the hobbit and DMC comparison but you beat me :lol

[DJR210]

god dammit, I was just going to make the hobbit and DMC comparison but you beat me :lol

:lol

[Reck]

:lol built like a woman
:lol petite
:lol white trash
:lol sociopath
:lol Hobbit
:lol capris
:lol down syndrome

:lol Still living with mom and pops
:lol Nice flooring
:lol 90s call and they want their floor mixing and baggy pants back

[DJR210]

:lol Size 6 in mens

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol DMC (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20665) had the hand scandal that rocked Spurstalk to it's core, and now Andy has the foot equivalent

& KW with the calves

[TimmyBuckets]

Is that u Samwise?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Is that u Samwise?

lol.

Bilbo: "Proudfoots!"

Retort from the audience: "Proudfeet!"

[DMC]

Frodo feet :lmao

[pgardn]

Those feet are crazy.

You have tiny elephant feet.
Honestly how do you find shoes that are as wide as they are long?

Props for at least showing them.
I have long thin feet. My second toe is just a bit longer than my big toe and it freaks my wife out.

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

chode feet

[DJR210]

& KW with the calves

nope you're wrong you retarded faggot

[jbuenavides]

Gaining weight is easy, but losing it is another side of the story.

[Will Hunting]

:lol being a grown ass man who’s got hobbit feet and the build of an 11 YO boy.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol being a grown ass man who’s got hobbit feet and the build of an 11 YO boy.

always been a bit of a stick/runt, that's why the weight gain news is exciting to me.

[BD24]

always been a bit of a stick/runt, that's why the weight gain news is exciting to me.
What you benching these days Andy? 120 finally?

[Millennial_Messiah]

What you benching these days Andy? 120 finally?

shit I haven't lifted a bench press since September 2014, even then I mostly just lifted dumbbells, I didn't do bench consistently since I was last in high school athletics circa 2012

but if I tried, probably in the 125-150 range

in HS I had this one friend Trent who weighed 87 pounds and struggled to bench the bar in PE class. True story

[BD24]

So you put on 10 pounds of muscle without benching? Jesus Christ Andy, if your gonna make up these dumb stories you really need to work on the details tbh.

[Chucho]

Millennial_Messiah why do you want to share all of this personal info with a bunch of random men on a troll message board? Try your best to be honest. Do you not have any outlets to share your happiness with or, even, just have human communication with?

[Millennial_Messiah]

So you put on 10 pounds of muscle without benching? Jesus Christ Andy, if your gonna make up these dumb stories you really need to work on the details tbh.

I lift weights. Up to 35's

[koriwhat]

So you put on 10 pounds of muscle without benching? Jesus Christ Andy, if your gonna make up these dumb stories you really need to work on the details tbh.

you could def teach him a thing or two about how to lie your ass off over and over again while still trying not to look like the bitch that you clearly are. :tu

[koriwhat]

& KW with the calves

those who have a problem with my tattoos are straight up pussies tbh and there's no doubt about it. i could not care less what someone gets tattooed nor do i care about another man's legs like some here fantasize about and even save photos of.

[Millennial_Messiah]

those who have a problem with my tattoos are straight up pussies tbh and there's no doubt about it. i could not care less what someone gets tattooed nor do i care about another man's legs like some here fantasize about and even save photos of.

I think they would have looked cool before the summer of 2016 or 2017... but now people don't respect the team anymore tbh. Didn't age well.

[koriwhat]

I think they would have looked cool before the summer of 2016 or 2017... but now people don't respect the team anymore tbh. Didn't age well.

Idc about popularity of any era... I've been a spurs fan since I can remember. Whether or not everyone else is a bandwagon or fair weather fan isn't my concern.

[Reck]

always been a bit of a stick/runt, that's why the weight gain news is exciting to me.

Yeah all that weight is going straight to your stomach. Pot belly is in your future. Specially since you dont exercise.

[Spurtacular]

Apparently OP is a middle aged lesbian.

He might hook up with, WReck (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14412).

[BD24]

I lift weights. Up to 35's
Shit recovery tbh

[AaronY]

Didn't even know guys could get pregnant from anal sex now......is this new?

[DMC]

always been a bit of a stick/runt, that's why the weight gain news is exciting to me.

Is Avante your daddeh? You two post a lot alike.

[DMC]

Didn't even know guys could get pregnant from anal sex now......is this new?

You should perhaps get on the pill.

[BD24]

Is Avante your daddeh? You two post a lot alike.
I’m pretty sure Andy doesn’t know who his dad is. Left his ugly mom after he knocked her up. So Larry isn’t out of the question tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

I’m pretty sure Andy doesn’t know who his dad is. Left his ugly mom after he knocked her up. So Larry isn’t out of the question tbh

yes I know him. In person, met him twice. He's in Philadelphia suburbs along with my 4 half brothers (from 3 other women)

[Blake]

yes I know him. In person, met him twice. He's in Philadelphia suburbs along with my 4 half brothers (from 3 other women)

Is Bilbo your dad's brother or your mom's

[koriwhat]

Is Bilbo your dad's brother or your mom's

your ex's sancho. you couldn't even compete with a hobbit.

[BD24]

yes I know him. In person, met him twice. He's in Philadelphia suburbs along with my 4 half brothers (from 3 other women)
So he met you and realized he fathered a fucking loser. Wanted nothing to do with you after that?

Makes sens.

[Millennial_Messiah]

So he met you and realized he fathered a fucking loser. Wanted nothing to do with you after that?

Makes sens.
no, my mom wanted nothing to do with him. because he shoved her a lot and did drugs

[Mark Celibate]

140.5!!! Officially. At 5'8 and about a third. Biggest I've ever been in my life, by a healthy % margin. Last Tuesday I weighed in at the doctor at 130.7.


In the past week I've eaten: 12 ham sandwiches with special mayo and Datil pepper Firehouse sauce (the ham and bread needed to get eaten), 1 rotisserie chicken, a bunch of vegetables, salads, 2 helpings of steak, swai fish, sushi and lobster; potatoes, 8 slices of pizza, 3 giant falafels, 9 enchiladas, 8 carne asada tacos (with all the fixins), a Chinese buffet, and 2 "never ending pasta bowl" dinners at Olive Garden.


Movin' on up in life. No longer a weak & skinny motherfucker. Maybe new goal... 150 by Christmas? Who knows.https://i.imgur.com/ICxNdQH.jpg

lol manlet

[koriwhat]

So he met you and realized he fathered a fucking loser. Wanted nothing to do with you after that?

Makes sens.

you trolled your dad to meet up with you and then bitched out? :lmao