***OFFICIAL Week 5 Thread, Sponsored By Aaron Rodgers' Title Claim to Jerryworld

[Millennial_Messiah]

October 6, 2019 All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS
Thursday Night: LA Rams @ Seattle (FOX/NFLN)
Sunday Night: Indianapolis @ Kansas City (NBC)
Monday Night: Cleveland @ San Francisco (ESPN)

Byes: Detroit, Miami

CBS SINGLE
https://506sports.com/2019/05-CBS-V2.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Baltimore @ Pittsburgh
Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts

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New England @ Washington
Greg Gumbel, Trent Green

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NY Jets @ Philadelphia
Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon

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Buffalo @ Tennessee
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta

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Jacksonville @ Carolina
Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

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Denver @ LA Chargers (LATE)
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo


UPDATES: St. Louis MO; Cedar Rapids and Des Moines IA: NE-WSH to BAL-PIT
Davenport IA: DEN-LAC to BAL-PIT



FOX EARLY https://506sports.com/2019/05-FOX-E.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Minnesota @ NY Giants
Sam Rosen, Charles Davis

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Atlanta @ Houston
Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber

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Arizona @ Cincinnati
Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman

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Tampa Bay @ New Orleans
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston

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Chicago vs Oakland (in London)
Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth

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NO GAME due to blackout enforced by local home team on CBS



FOX LATE █
Green Bay @ Dallas

Joe Buck, Troy Aikman



This game will be nationally televised.

[spurraider21]

goff has just been staring guys down on every pass attempt

[Millennial_Messiah]

That's a hell of a play by Lockett

[spurraider21]

more of the same from goff. he just stares down his primary read until the play breaks down. looks like a rookie

[Blake]

Goff contract + Gurley contract = Rams fucckkked.

[Millennial_Messiah]

There's your 14.5 Million/Year money man :lmao

[Blake]

I don't know why teams still fall for the noodle arm air raid system QBs like Goff

[Millennial_Messiah]

Goff contract + Gurley contract = Rams fucckkked.

Prescott contract + Elliott contract = ???????


Mahomes Contract? Projected at 40M/yr

[Blake]

Prescott contract + Elliott contract = ???????


Mahomes Contract? Projected at 40M/yr

The Rams are fucked right now going into next year.

I can see the Cowboys being in a bad spot too in a couple years, but Jerry has been locking players up lately prepping for the dak deal so there's that.

KC is gonna pay whatever Patrick wants and then just do the NE Patriot thing with RBs and WRs.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Carroll with the Charmin soft 4th down decision, gets burned. When will they ever learn?

[MultiTroll]

Roughing the Brady call bails out Rams.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The Rams are fucked right now going into next year.

I can see the Cowboys being in a bad spot too in a couple years, but Jerry has been locking players up lately prepping for the dak deal so there's that.

KC is gonna pay whatever Patrick wants and then just do the NE Patriot thing with RBs and WRs.

Hill already got big money, so that's that. Robinson is good as gone next year, though. Kelce is the best TE in the league so they can't lose him.

[Blake]

Hill already got big money, so that's that. Robinson is good as gone next year, though. Kelce is the best TE in the league so they can't lose him.

That's probably it. They pay Kelce and go cheap with the RBs.... Which is what I would do.

In this day and age I would never draft an RB nor WR in the first five rounds and would never pay them max deals.

[FrostKing]

I went to sports bar to watch Playoff baseball

@ 5pm the fat, loud and low iq football crowd rolled it. Commercials every 4 minutes seemed to intoxicate this human cattle

[spurraider21]

how can anybody here still hate on wilson besides for purposes of shtick?

[MultiTroll]

Now Roughing the Brady keeps the Seahawks drive alive.

This shit is changing game.
It's like QBs who have passed the ball are now like punters who kicked.

Pete Carrol with no confidense in the D i guess. Or very confident in the O. Good call on 4th down for the TD.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Gawful with the "Double Dak" :lmao just made Dak's final drive against the Saints look good

[spurraider21]

great interception. huge win for seattle

[Bynumite]

Gawful with the "Double Dak" :lmao just made Dak's final drive against the Saints look good

How was that on Goff? It's pretty ridiculous that INTs like that count towards a QBs record.

[spurraider21]

great interception. huge win for seattle
premature there, thought it was under 2 minutes

[spurraider21]

:wow legatron blew it

[Millennial_Messiah]

That's the outcome this game deserved. Well played, football gods. The Lambs didn't deserve to win this game. :toast

[Millennial_Messiah]

how can anybody here still hate on wilson besides for purposes of shtick?

Ask charger nation tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

How was that on Goff? It's pretty ridiculous that INTs like that count towards a QBs record.

Goff sure redeemed himself on that last drive. Great final drive, but the Rams didn't deserve to win, so glad they lost. Zuerlein is a HOF caliber kicker so it's surprising to see him miss, guess that fortress stadium crowd got to him a bit. And there was rain in the area

[IronMexican]

Doed charger nation still have that Wilson shtick?

[Bynumite]

Struggle got bailed out by a BS roughing the passer call on Clay Matthews to keep the drive going and on Seattle's last possession to seal the game he throws a backwards pass and gives the ball back to the Rams.

Typical Struggle.

[IronMexican]

Was gonna be 2nd and 10. Without those yards he lost, the punter kicks the ball into the endzone. Stay mad, though.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Struggle got bailed out by a BS roughing the passer call on Clay Matthews to keep the drive going and on Seattle's last possession to seal the game he throws a backwards pass and gives the ball back to the Rams.

Typical Struggle.
Goff got bailed by an equally BS RTP on Ziggy Ansah at the very end of the first half on 3rd down, which directly put at least 4 additional points on the board for the Lambs.

Tedric Thompson's late interception should never have been ruled dead in the first place (bad look by the refs, similar to the Saints-Rams game tbh) and his return that didn't count would have put the Seahawks in easy FG range which would have ultimately put the Lambs in Hail Mary situation instead of only needing a FG to win. Stupid refs should never blow those plays dead. They actually got it right in the Chiefs game, but how come the rest of the refs can't learn from example?

So it works both ways.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Doed charger nation still have that Wilson shtick?

yes... he will die on that horse

He was right about "Scam" though.

[MultiTroll]

This Roughing the Brady shit is seriously changing game outcomes.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

My picks against the spread.

Didn't do well the last time, bit decided to try again.

Arizona +3
Houston - 4
Tampa Bay +3
Minnesota -5.5
Jacksonville +3
Chicago -6.5
New England -16.5
Buffalo +3
Philadelphia -14
Baltimore -3.5
Denver +5
Dallas -3.5
Indianapolis +11
San Francisco -4.5

[Millennial_Messiah]

ANNOUNCEMENT -


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[Clipper Nation]

Team Leader McCaffrey with the touchdown of the year so far :wow

[Spurtacular]

https://i.imgur.com/SeJpald.png

[Millennial_Messiah]

Team leader Kyle Allen, without the fumbles, is a stud tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://i.imgur.com/SeJpald.png

all the streams are available on nflbite

[Spurtacular]

Hadn't been following this: http://www.startribune.com/vikings-will-miss-not-facing-eli-manning-this-sunday/562285712/

[Millennial_Messiah]

J-E-S-T Jest Jest Jest


and just like that the Pats are back in business.. Well that didn't last long

[Millennial_Messiah]

if the Patriots don't get as far as usual this year, it'll be because Ted Nugent is garbage... Pats fans really should appreciate Gostkowski tbh.

[Mark Celibate]

damn the Jets have never beaten the Eagles. 0-10 all time, wtf

[jeebus]

Christ almighty the skins are bad

[Millennial_Messiah]

Raiders knifing thru the Bears' overrated D like hot knives thru butter.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Minshew
:lol late round trash

[Pelicans78]

Teddy Brees

[Millennial_Messiah]

Teddy Brees
keep him out until week 11, tbh, not skipping a beat against a team that just crushed the Rams in LA

[Millennial_Messiah]

The Albino Black Panther of Wakanda is just ungodly. :wow

[Millennial_Messiah]

Christ almighty the skins are bad
lost in the shuffle is how bad the Patriots offense has been this year even though they're about to go to 5-0

The guy under center is losing it

[Mitch]

Was thinking pats were gonna lay an egg today with that shit start, tbh

[Spurtacular]

I would've cleaned up in Vegas on these early games, tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lamar Runningback with 3 INTs :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Was thinking pats were gonna lay an egg today with that shit start, tbh
Pats fans are in for a rude awakening when they finally stop playing NFL bottom feeders, tbh.

[Mitch]

Pats fans are in for a rude awakening when they finally stop playing NFL bottom feeders, tbh.

A male boy who calls the Ram's HC "bae" doesn't really belong talking about football tbh, soccer maybe.

[Spurtacular]

Not buying this Jones. Reinsert Eli Manning as starter.

[spurraider21]

unbelievable tbh... raiders throwing the game away. fumbling away a routine pitch leading to an easy TD, and now with goal to go not giving it to your bruising back and the small WR fumbles at the fucking 1 yard line

[spurraider21]

Not buying this Jones. Reinsert Eli Manning as starter.
what's the point? they're not going to be competing for anything regardless. you dont gain anything with eli being out there. jones is a rookie who has played 2.5 games and you want them to just move on? eli has been trash for 2 years now. let the rookie develop and learn. you gain information by watching him play.

[Spurtacular]

what's the point? they're not going to be competing for anything regardless. you dont gain anything with eli being out there. jones is a rookie who has played 2.5 games and you want them to just move on? eli has been trash for 2 years now. let the rookie develop and learn. you gain information by watching him play.

Eli's team has been trash. His numbers haven't gotten worse. Fans and the 2x champion deserve better.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Eli's team has been trash. His numbers haven't gotten worse. Fans and the 2x champion deserve better.
relax, they weren't beating Minnesota anyways tbh, they're far inferior overall, just like Brokeland was never beating the Bears even with that 17-0 halftime lead

[Pelicans78]

Gotta love the Bucs gameplan on defense. Let Thomas and Kamara beat you and stop everyone else.

[spurraider21]

Eli's team has been trash. His numbers haven't gotten worse. Fans and the 2x champion deserve better.
but how does it help the team to trot out a 39 year old qb on a team without a prayer of competing? you're just wasting reps that the rookie can use to get experience. your short term benefit is minimal at best (even if we assume eli is an improvement right now) while long term you're just hindering your team's development

[Millennial_Messiah]

chase daniel with an AWFUL decision, what a bailout

[spurraider21]

chase daniel with an AWFUL decision, what a bailout
i dont understand those calls at all

[Millennial_Messiah]

Gotta love the Bucs gameplan on defense. Let Thomas and Kamara beat you and stop everyone else.
Fat Arians making Jason Garrett look good :wow

[spurraider21]

1180929854444847106

[Millennial_Messiah]

i dont understand those calls at all
and they call them extremely selectively... that play might have been the game, you sometimes wonder if spread betting doesn't influence some of these calls

[Spurtacular]

but how does it help the team to trot out a 39 year old qb on a team without a prayer of competing? you're just wasting reps that the rookie can use to get experience. your short term benefit is minimal at best (even if we assume eli is an improvement right now) while long term you're just hindering your team's development

Eli better. Gives them the better chance at the playoffs. The rookie is a future backup. No urgency to get him reps IMO.

[Pelicans78]

Fat Arians making Jason Garrett look good :wow

Yeah that Bucs defense is brutal. They’re playing Thomas one on one the whole game.

[Raven]

ravens and steelers... oh boy

[spurraider21]

Eli better. Gives them the better chance at the playoffs. The rookie is a future backup. No urgency to get him reps IMO.
they're not accomplishing anything with eli.

you've made a judgment call on the rookie after watching him for one game against one of the league's better defenses in the league. apply the brakes

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao Gruden absolutely deserved that for that stupid fake

[spurraider21]

:lmao Gruden absolutely deserved that for that stupid fake
getting overturned. and its not stupid... they cant afford to let bears kill more clock. i woulda just lined up for it on 4th tbh

[spurraider21]

oh wow, first and goal and you go to your first round running back and good things happen. who woulda thunk

[benefactor]

O'Brien finally playing to win and not to lose

[DC23]

well someone had to win this Cardinals vs Bengals game

[Millennial_Messiah]

getting overturned. and its not stupid... they cant afford to let bears kill more clock. i woulda just lined up for it on 4th tbh
congrats, very quality win. Better beat green gay too tbh

[spurraider21]

congrats, very quality win. Better beat green gay too tbh
we have a bye next week. i think london teams always follow up with a bye

much needed too, we had a ton of injuries. our only active WR's today were hunter renfrow, keelan doss, and trevor davis. we should have tyrell williams and jj nelson back next week, and good chance gabe jackson makes his season debut as well

[jeebus]

Dez Cooper.

[Millennial_Messiah]

we have a bye next week. i think london teams always follow up with a bye

much needed too, we had a ton of injuries. our only active WR's today were hunter renfrow, keelan doss, and trevor davis. we should have tyrell williams and jj nelson back next week, and good chance gabe jackson makes his season debut as well
Bye, and then green bay, houston and detroit, that's 3 winnable games before you have to play the chargers

[Millennial_Messiah]

FUCK YOU DEZ

FAGGOT

[Mark Celibate]

at this point, I think you could pick out ten people from those old school spurstalk GTG's and assemble them around Aaron Rodgers on offense and he'd still carve up the Cowboys defense

[jeebus]

at this point, I think you could pick out ten people from those old school spurstalk GTG's and assemble them around Aaron Rodgers on offense and he'd still carve up the Cowboys defense
My nigga Cobbler would fuck them up

[Millennial_Messiah]

What a rotten ass first quarter :bang

[Millennial_Messiah]

If we lose I hope Garrett gets shot, fuck the axe tbh

[benefactor]

Godgers tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

oh my FUCKING god... I cannot bear another loss to the Green Goobers... :pctoss

[Mark Celibate]

oh my FUCKING god... I cannot bear another loss to the Green Goobers... :pctoss

honestly dont even care at this point, since it puts The Bot back on the hotseat immediately

[Millennial_Messiah]

honestly dont even care at this point, since it puts The Bot back on the hotseat immediately
problem with that is that next week is against the hapless Jets

[RD2191]

Same ol cowboys :lol sorry sacks of shit. Burn the whole place down. :lol

[RD2191]

:lmao what a bunch of losers

[RD2191]

Dak :lmao

[Beartrucci]

Fucking Dak...fuck these guys piss me off more the Spurs

[benefactor]

Presc:loltt

[Millennial_Messiah]

fuck you Quack Prescott you faggot

[Millennial_Messiah]

Same ol cowboys :lol sorry sacks of shit. Burn the whole place down. :lol
i hope Kim Jong's next nuke lands on Jerryworld

[RD2191]

Dak ain't it though tbh

[RD2191]

Jerry pulling out the check book :lol

[Beartrucci]

That was some of the worst blocking I’ve ever seen by Collins

[RD2191]

So we firing Garrett midseason tbh?

[RD2191]

That was some of the worst blocking I’ve ever seen by Collins

:lol that dude got money on the pack tbh

[RD2191]

:lmao wtf

[Millennial_Messiah]

pussy refs and league protecting their favorite butt buddy tbh

[RD2191]

The cowboys always find new ways to disappoint. :lol

[Mark Celibate]

sons when are the Packers going to petition to play half of their home games here at Lambeau South?

[Beartrucci]

The last game and a half’s offensive production is alarming. This is getting ridiculous. 10 points in 6 quarters

[RD2191]

The last game and a half’s offensive production is alarming. This is getting ridiculous. 10 points in 6 quarters

How do Cowboys fans expect anything different when Jason Garrett is still the head coach? The dude is a loser. Cowboys will never win a thing with him running the team. I've been saying it for years. This is the guy that iced his own kicker for fucks sake.

[RD2191]

There's nothing alarming about this, they've played 2 really good teams and got exposed per usual.

[Beartrucci]

How do Cowboys fans expect anything different when Jason Garrett is still the head coach? The dude is a loser. Cowboys will never win a thing with him running the team. I've been saying it for years. This is the guy that iced his own kicker for fucks sake.

I agree. I suppose the more embarrassing these losses are the better at this point.

[Mark Celibate]

How do Cowboys fans expect anything different when Jason Garrett is still the head coach? The dude is a loser. Cowboys will never win a thing with him running the team. I've been saying it for years. This is the guy that iced his own kicker for fucks sake.

LOL I could re-watch that 100 times and it never gets old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGmNe4uFDjg

[RD2191]

Jesus:lol

[RD2191]

I agree. I suppose the more embarrassing these losses are the better at this point.

That's the way I look at it. But then again, I wouldn't be surprised if Jerry gave Garrett a contract extension. :lol

[RD2191]

LOL I could re-watch that 100 times and it never gets old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGmNe4uFDjg

Should've been fired on the spot :lol

[Chris]

lol Cowboys

[spurraider21]

Jerry pulling out the check book :lol
discount double check(book)

[RD2191]

discount double check(book)

:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

cow turds tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

discount double check(book)
he's the doofus that drafted marcus spears with Rodgers still on the board and Bledsoe the incumbent starting QB.

let that sink into your heart.

[Robz4000]

:lol glad I benched Dak this week

[spurraider21]

he's the doofus that drafted marcus spears with Rodgers still on the board and Bledsoe the incumbent starting QB.

let that sink into your heart.
they still wound up with romo replacing bledsoe tbh

and brah ur talkin to a raiders fan who saw us draft robert gallery over larry fitzgerald, jamarcus russel over calvin johnon/joe thomas/adrian peterson... with other great hits like michael huff, darrius heyward bey, rolando mcclain, darren mcfadden (actually had some good years but not a #4 overall pick), dj hayden, etc

comparatively the cowboys have drafted quite well

[Millennial_Messiah]

they still wound up with romo replacing bledsoe tbh

and brah ur talkin to a raiders fan who saw us draft robert gallery over larry fitzgerald, jamarcus russel over calvin johnon/joe thomas/adrian peterson... with other great hits like michael huff, darrius heyward bey, rolando mcclain, darren mcfadden (actually had some good years but not a #4 overall pick), dj hayden, etc

comparatively the cowboys have drafted quite well
They didn't know what they had in Romo at that point though. Rodgers was the no-brainer pick with a very dilapidated and washed up Bledsoe on his way out and an unknown UDFA practice squad quarterback in Romo who only got in games as the field goal holder. They did get lucky with Romo, but in 2005 Romo was as much a noname as Cooper Rush is now.

you get Ware and Rodgers in the same draft with your two first round picks, that's the kind of draft that sets your team up for a dynasty.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Poopy butt

[RD2191]

What a fucking disaster:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Poopy zone coverage tbh

[Robz4000]

:lmao Dem Boyz

[RD2191]

Good ol fashioned ass kicking:lol Has Jerruh offed himself yet? :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop

[Millennial_Messiah]

What a fucking disaster:lol
POOP

[Darth_Pelican]

lol

[Mark Celibate]

They didn't know what they had in Romo at that point though. Rodgers was the no-brainer pick with a very dilapidated and washed up Bledsoe on his way out and an unknown UDFA practice squad quarterback in Romo who only got in games as the field goal holder. They did get lucky with Romo, but in 2005 Romo was as much a noname as Cooper Rush is now.

you get Ware and Rodgers in the same draft with your two first round picks, that's the kind of draft that sets your team up for a dynasty.

:lol on his way out? I thought they just signed Bledsoe that offseason?

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol on his way out? I thought they just signed Bledsoe that offseason?
He was old as poop and hadn't been good since before the hit that made Brady a thing.

[JasonGarrett]

This is a fun game to watch from the sidelines.....from the sidelines.....since I'm not doing any coaching today....I'm enjoying watching the class act....that is....Aaron Football Rodgers....

I look forward to calling him a class act to his face when we shake hands after this ass whooping is over....

just ran into a hot team at the wrong time....the wrong time....just a perfect storm and you have to tip your cap.....unfortunately we here at the Dallas Football Cowboys run into hot teams and tip our caps every season....every season....

[Millennial_Messiah]

Dak “Tom Brady” Prescott

:lmao Jerry
Mahomes > Brady in 2019

[Millennial_Messiah]

first one to figure out why I have the jets as my skin team now gets a cookie and a like

[jeebus]

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[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao our pathetic backup left tackle got PANCAKED

[RD2191]

A field goal:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Nobody said shit about Mahomes, you deflecting little pussy :lmao
Mahomes > Brady

without Coin Toss, Brady is light 2

[Millennial_Messiah]

The OT coin toss bullshit is the reason why Rodgers has 1 and not 3, and Brady has 5 and not 3

[Trainwreck2100]

hey guys just checking in, how is dak doing? I'm sure he's doing fine

[Millennial_Messiah]

that's a rotten quivering pink vagina call that only the Kevin Durant-like pampered QBs of the league like Rodgers and Tom Shady get but the Cowboys never do

[GAustex]

Goodness the Packers are so good
Just running up and down the field like they are playing the JV
Oh...

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Dak will probably still think he's worth big money after this latest scrub game-manager performance.

[jeebus]

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[spurraider21]

hope the chargers score a TD but lose because of a missed extra point tbh

[RD2191]

hey guys just checking in, how is Garrett doing? I'm sure he's doing fine

[jeebus]

Good good. Garrett's job is secured with every point scored.

[Clipper Nation]

Team Leader Gallup bailing out Dak :wow

[RD2191]

Good good. Garrett's job is secured with every point scored.

:lol

[JasonGarrett]

Good good. Garrett's job is secured with every point scored.

That's right bitches! With these garbage time points, I can convince you morons that "we never gave up" MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jeebus]

Walk away and clap, you fuck.

[Clipper Nation]

CarrotBot's software is malfunctioning!

[Millennial_Messiah]

that ref can choke on a cock


n!gger porchmonkeys shouldn't be crew chief refs tbh

[JasonGarrett]

> run Anger.exe

[jeebus]

Garrett trying to look strong in front of his crush, Ellen Degeneres.

[Fat Brandon Bass]

Troy Aikman is such a doofus, of course he said something you retard. Can you not see him clearly cussing the ref out?

[Clipper Nation]

Dak is nothing without Zeke and the receivers bailing him out.

[Fat Brandon Bass]

creative call by the Boys. Garrett must be pissed

[jeebus]

Dak!

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao DAK :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Cowboyref stepping in to bail out Dak's legacy.

[jeebus]

Dragging them kicking and screaming closer to the endzone

[Fat Brandon Bass]

wow

[Mark Celibate]

rofl

F this team. They couldn't have just gotten blownout so I could go on with my day. Now I have to stay glued watching, only for them to blow it in the end anyway. Wonder if The Bot will ice his own kicker again

[Millennial_Messiah]

good, I hate that little piss pot chickenshit Adrian Anus

[spurraider21]

Kellen Moore is nothing without Zeke and the receivers bailing him out.
fify

[Millennial_Messiah]

Another piss pot pussy 3rd down bailout for pretty boy Rodgers

[jeebus]

Dak making up for the ref's bailing him out earlier.

Classy :cry

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao

[Pelicans78]

WTF Dak. WTF

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao The audacity of Dak to talk shit after throwing another hideous interception.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Quack with the duck

[GAustex]

Come on MM entertain us

[Mark Celibate]

Aikman with his concussion-induced stuttering again

[Millennial_Messiah]

hate that faggot neckbeard fuck Gayson Crobsy, green gay should have done away with him after that bad 2012 season

[Millennial_Messiah]

franchise and trade faggot Prescott

[GAustex]

Crosby with the blade to finish them ‘boys off

[jeebus]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/SGWqZBe0hCj3nlr0Dn/giphy.gif

[Millennial_Messiah]

Amare Cooper is truly Dez 2.0

[Mark Celibate]

yeah the Packers have been sloppy or whatever this half, but I guarantee they won't have that 'colossal fuck up' play that dooms this team time and time again. wonder why it's always us? :grim:

[jeebus]

Refboys :lmao

[Robz4000]

Blatant Cowboyrefs

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao That is the most bullshit roughing the passer call I have ever seen. Even Brady doesn't get coddled this much.

[GAustex]

Refs trying to make it exciting

[Will Hunting]

As usual, one offensive line injury turns Garrett into a pile of dogshit because he can’t adjust.

[Millennial_Messiah]

this game is EXACTLY like


the Redskins home game we lost on Turkey Day 2012 vs RG3

[Millennial_Messiah]

yeah the Packers have been sloppy or whatever this half, but I guarantee they won't have that 'colossal fuck up' play that dooms this team time and time again. wonder why it's always us? :grim:
Too bad Brandon Bostick isn't on the team anymore, Cowboys probably need him to be at this point whether we get a TD or FG

[jeebus]

Shit. Garrett is sweating bullets cuz he doesn't have any more timeouts to ice his own kicker

[Mark Celibate]

Shit. Garrett is sweating bullets cuz he doesn't have any more timeouts to ice his own kicker

i was about to post the same thing. a little early for Garrett to call the timeout here imho

[jeebus]

:lmao

[jeebus]

i was about to post the same thing. a little early for Garrett to call the timeout here imho
Still worked though!

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Ball don't lie.

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao

[Mark Celibate]

Shit. Garrett is sweating bullets cuz he doesn't have any more timeouts to ice his own kicker


:lmao I guess he told the line to false start before the kick. creative tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

FUCK the Fudge Packers

FAGGOTS

[Mark Celibate]

roflroflroflrofl

The Bot was out of timeouts , but still found a way to ice his own kicker. No doubt that false start was preplanned tbh imho

[Will Hunting]

:lmao I guess he told the line to false start before the kick. creative tbh
He showed creativity in all three areas. All three areas.

[spurraider21]

FUCK the Fudge Packers

FAGGOTS
thematically, it makes sense that you got your shit pushed in by fudge packers

[JasonGarrett]

you faggots thought you were safe from me icing my own kicker? Think again bitches!

[jeebus]

https://i.imgur.com/iIng3rM.jpg
:lmao I guess he told the line to false start before the kick. creative tbh

[Will Hunting]

you faggots thought you were safe from me icing my own kicker? Think again bitches!
Just stacking one false start on top of the other, tbh.

[Pelicans78]

Man he really iced his own kicker again.

[Millennial_Messiah]

FIRE GARRETT


FAGGOT

[Millennial_Messiah]

FIRE GARRETT
FIRE GARRETT
FIRE GARRETT
FIRE GARRETT
FIRE GARRETT
FIRE GARRETT
FIRE GARRETT
FIRE GARRETT
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FIRE GARRETT
FIRE GARRETT
FIRE GARRETT

[DarrinS]

Lol, "game of the week"


Game of the week, imo, was Jacksonville at Carolina

[GAustex]

Cowboys seem like they should be a more successful team

[jehawk81]

Cowboys seem like they should be a more successful team

Lol.. pretty much

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lol, "game of the week"


Game of the week, imo, was Jacksonville at Carolina
BAL/PIT was officially.

[Spurtacular]

BAL/PIT was officially.

There's two game of the weeks IIRC, different monikers. Dal/GB was one of them.

[Millennial_Messiah]

you faggots thought you were safe from me icing my own kicker? Think again bitches!
Arizona road loss

2011

[Millennial_Messiah]

There's two game of the weeks IIRC, different monikers. Dal/GB was one of them.
I meant in terms of subjectivity, BAL-PIT turned out to be the best game

the Fudepackers-Cowturds played out exactly like the WAS-DAL game on Thanksgiving 2012 except we had Bailey back then so we didn't miss that last field goal

[Millennial_Messiah]

Kelce should change his name to Dropsy after this drive

[Millennial_Messiah]

Belichick comes up to KC and offers Brady + the next 5 first round picks for Mahomes. If you're the Chiefs, do you DO IT?

[Millennial_Messiah]

I think Mahomes is kind of a good player maybe

[DarrinS]

Mahomes is sick

[benefactor]

Pat with another video game throw

[Millennial_Messiah]

Pat with another video game throw
It's like Michael Vick to Jerry Rice in Madden Ultimate team

[Will Hunting]

Belichick comes up to KC and offers Brady + the next 5 first round picks for Mahomes. If you're the Chiefs, do you DO IT?
I’d trade almost anyone for 5 first round picks, Mahomes might be the only exception though.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I’d trade almost anyone for 5 first round picks, Mahomes might be the only exception though.
Even if you also get the GOAT?

[Will Hunting]

Even if you also get the GOAT?
He has 1-2 years left best case scenario.

Theyre a rebuilding team if they do that trade imo.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao Jigaboo QBs

[Millennial_Messiah]

He has 1-2 years left best case scenario.

Theyre a rebuilding team if they do that trade imo.
yep. But the Chiefs already have a lot of big contracts, some of them questionable, so can you even afford a long term Mahomes contract?

[Will Hunting]

yep. But the Chiefs already have a lot of big contracts, some of them questionable, so can you even afford a long term Mahomes contract?
Yes, they have several big contracts they can do without (Sammy Watkins being the biggest example).

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yes, they have several big contracts they can do without (Sammy Watkins being the biggest example).
The Watkins contract was bad considering he's missed so many games injured, but I thought their worst was ILB Anthony Hitchens for north of $9 million a year... dude is far worse than mediocre, I watched him for 4 years in Dallas and couldn't wait to get rid of him.

[JasonGarrett]

As usual, one offensive line injury turns Garrett into a pile of dogshit because he can’t adjust.

gonna have to go back and look at the tape....look at the tape....and we're gonna take that tape-looking session, stack it on top of the next tape-looking session, and continue to stack until it falls down like a Jenga tower...

we scratched, we clawed, we fought but at the end of the day we ran into a hot team....a hot team....and sometimes you just have to tip your cap...

[Robz4000]

How is Kansas City down at home to this Indy team?

[benefactor]

Fuck Frank Reich. I hope that guy gets inoperable cancer

[Millennial_Messiah]

How is Kansas City down at home to this Indy team?
Because Mahomes has been garbage frankly outside of one crazy play

[Millennial_Messiah]

Travis Dropse :lol

[Blake]

Because Mahomes has been garbage frankly outside of one crazy play

Lol "garbage"

He's playing on a rolled ankle with chiefs being carted off the field right and left

[Millennial_Messiah]

Carson Wentz (https://dknation.draftkings.com/2019/8/31/20842014/carson-wentz-fantasy-football-dfs-salary-stats-2019) against the Packers: 16/27, 160 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT, 113.2 passer rating.
Dak Prescott (https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/277167/dak-prescott) against the Packers: 27/44, 463 yards, 2 TD, 3 INT, 83.8 passer rating.

[spurraider21]

Yes, they have several big contracts they can do without (Sammy Watkins being the biggest example).
they're also overpaying for a somewhat average-ish OL

they also spent a first round pick on frank clark and paid him like he's khalil mack

[spurraider21]

Carson Wentz (https://dknation.draftkings.com/2019/8/31/20842014/carson-wentz-fantasy-football-dfs-salary-stats-2019) against the Packers: 16/27, 160 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT, 113.2 passer rating.
Dak Prescott (https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/277167/dak-prescott) against the Packers: 27/44, 463 yards, 2 TD, 3 INT, 83.8 passer rating.
dak all during garbage time when the game was decided :lol...

[spurraider21]

chiefs have looked very mortal last 2 weeks, and injuries are piling up. their offense is missing balance. hunt used to get a lot of run, now they just dink and dunk a bit with damien williams and not much else. imo they gotta get mccoy more regularly involved. they're also missing tyreek. robinson/hardman/watkins are fast but tyreek is gamebreaking fast

[Millennial_Messiah]

dak all during garbage time when the game was decided :lol...
that's called a "romo"

[spurraider21]

that's called a "romo"
thats called what we saw today. they were down 31-3 before dak "woke up". before that there was just a couple of balls to amari and not much else for 2.5 quarters

[benefactor]

chiefs have looked very mortal last 2 weeks, and injuries are piling up. their offense is missing balance. hunt used to get a lot of run, now they just dink and dunk a bit with damien williams and not much else. imo they gotta get mccoy more regularly involved. they're also missing tyreek. robinson/hardman/watkins are fast but tyreek is gamebreaking fast
Houston seems to have figured some things out on offense this week. I'm feeling more optimistic than I did before the day began.

[Millennial_Messiah]

thats called what we saw today. they were down 31-3 before dak "woke up". before that there was just a couple of balls to amari and not much else for 2.5 quarters
agreed. but what I meant was that type of game was painfully common in the Romo era, the shitty defense would put us in huge holes early and Romo would have that type of stat padding 2nd half with a couple ints mixed in.

[spurraider21]

Houston seems to have figured some things out on offense this week. I'm feeling more optimistic than I did before the day began.
fuller waking up his huge. he and deshaun used to have such great rapport. it had been missing all season

[Millennial_Messiah]

What an atrocious playcall for all the marbles by the fat oaf.


Mahomes, as great as he is, will never win a Super Bowl ring until Fat Oaf is fired or retires, sadly. The big albatross holding the new GOAT back.

[spurraider21]

this colts team could have been a strong contender had luck not retired. this OL is a machine

38-22 advantage in time of possession

[spurraider21]

my fantasy team sure could use some garbage time production from kelce/mccoy right here. i started mccoy over mack out of concern for his injury and game script... that backfired

[DC23]

ACL or leg? Looks serious

[DC23]

Huge loss for Chiefs. Patriots going to sleep extra well tonight!

[Millennial_Messiah]

ACL or leg? Looks serious
who?

[Robz4000]

Houston seems to have figured some things out on offense this week. I'm feeling more optimistic than I did before the day began.

Its called playing the Falcons tbh. We'll see how they do in Indy next week.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Huge loss for Chiefs. Patriots going to sleep extra well tonight!
yeah, when do those fuckers ever catch a shitty break? like seriously. I'm fucking fed up with them already, they're long overdue for a downturn

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

who?

Kemoko Turay.

Big win for Indy even though Mahomes was clearly injured. The Colts Oline is legit though. If they can make the playoffs they have the recipe to win some games.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Kemoko Turay.

Big win for Indy even though Mahomes was clearly injured. The Colts Oline is legit though. If they can make the playoffs they have the recipe to win some games.
they're basically the Saints of the East... limited walnut-brain black QB who can't be relied on to throw more than 10 yards, but a great run game with some elusive backs and a solid as hell defense and well coached.

I disagree with you respectfully though about the playoffs, because Belichick will find a way to shut down the run game and make his former 3rd string QB win with his arm, which he can't.

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

they're basically the Saints of the East... limited walnut-brain black QB who can't be relied on to throw more than 10 yards, but a great run game with some elusive backs and a solid as hell defense and well coached.

I disagree with you respectfully though about the playoffs, because Belichick will find a way to shut down the run game and make his former 3rd string QB win with his arm, which he can't.

I dont think they can beat the Patriots, but the rest of the AFC? It's possible, especially if they win the AFC south.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I dont think they can beat the Patriots, but the rest of the AFC? It's possible, especially if they win the AFC south.
Well the Patriots are going to be there like it or not, so if you don't think you have the roster to beat them then honestly might as well mail it in.

The only thing that has ever beaten Belichick in the playoffs is either an all time GREAT QB or all time GREAT pass rush, but the Colts have neither.

[benefactor]

Its called playing the Falcons tbh. We'll see how they do in Indy next week.
They play KC next week and the Colts the week after. That KC defense is hot garbage, especially against the rush. If Hyde and Johnson can move the ball on the ground it opens the whole playbook for Watson. Colts game should be a good one. Both teams are playing well.

[Mark Celibate]

Well the Patriots are going to be there like it or not, so if you don't think you have the roster to beat them then honestly might as well mail it in.

The only thing that has ever beaten Belichick in the playoffs is either an all time GREAT QB or all time GREAT pass rush, but the Colts have neither.

they had that random loss to the Broncos with Jake Plummer in 2005 or so....i think I remember them having the Pats number in the regular season too