**OFFICIAL Week 7 Game Thread, Sponsored By NFC East Mediocrity

[Darth_Pelican]

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[Darth_Pelican]

NATIONAL BROADCASTS
Thursday Night: Kansas City @ Denver (FOX/NFLN)
Sunday Night: Philadelphia @ Dallas (NBC)
Monday Night: New England @ NY Jets (ESPN)


Byes: Carolina, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay


CBS SINGLE
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█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Oakland @ Green Bay
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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Houston @ Indianapolis
Greg Gumbel, Trent Green

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Jacksonville @ Cincinnati
Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon

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Miami @ Buffalo
Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

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LA Chargers @ Tennessee (LATE)
Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts




FOX EARLY
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█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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LA Rams @ Atlanta
Sam Rosen, Charles Davis

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Arizona @ NY Giants
Kenny Albert, Greg Olsen

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Minnesota @ Detroit
Brandon Gaudin, Chris Spielman

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San Francisco @ Washington
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston

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NO GAME due to blackout enforced by local home team on CBS



FOX LATE
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█ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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New Orleans @ Chicago
Thom Brennaman, Troy Aikman

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Baltimore @ Seattle
Dick Stockton, Ronde Barber, Mark Schlereth

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NO GAME due to blackout enforced by local home team on CBS

[Darth_Pelican]

Birthday trip to Chicago tomorrow :hat

A group of 6 of us will be in enemy territory at Soldier Field on Sunday

[Millennial_Messiah]

Birthday trip to Chicago tomorrow :hat

A group of 6 of us will be in enemy territory at Soldier Field on Sunday

Happy birthday.

Go Bears, just because I hate Green Gay. I'd root for ya if it was at Lambeau

[spurraider21]

:wow nice, romo gets the raiders-packers game

[spurraider21]

also is greg olsen really calling a game during a bye week? wtf?

[Millennial_Messiah]

:wow nice, romo gets the raiders-packers game

Go Raiders!!! srsly. especially since they already beat the Bears. Bring them cheese graters

[Millennial_Messiah]

also is greg olsen really calling a game during a bye week? wtf?

He's done it each of the last 3 years in Carolina byes. It's his internship thingy. He'll replace someone old like Dick Stockton when he hangs 'em up.

[Millennial_Messiah]

actually, there was a controversy spurraider21

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000877413/article/vikings-unhappy-with-greg-olsen-calling-rams-game

[spurraider21]

seems crazy while he's an active player tbh, or at least have him call non-conference games exclusively, i dno

[Millennial_Messiah]

seems crazy while he's an active player tbh, or at least have him call non-conference games exclusively, i dno

agreed, especially in the case of 2017, but FOX has his rights and they very rarely host any AFC-AFC games (mostly just the ones on TNF). At least this year it's the Zona-Giants game and neither team is winning more than 4 games this year, and the Panthers don't play either team the rest of the year

[Chris]

What will Packeref do this week tbh?

I got Eagles beating Cowboys 38-13

[Millennial_Messiah]

What will Packeref do this week tbh?

I got Eagles beating Cowboys 38-13
zadarius smith gets away with mugging carr all day but breathe on rodgers and it's an automatic 15 yards and a first down.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Chris I would love to see something like Eagles 55 - Cowboys 0 and the team gets booed out of its own stadium Philly style and Garrett gets the axe before getting to the locker room

sort of like what happened @ UNT vs Portland State University (an FCS team!), October 10, 2015. I was there.

[Chris]

Chris I would love to see something like Eagles 55 - Cowboys 0 and the team gets booed out of its own stadium Philly style and Garrett gets the axe before getting to the locker room

sort of like what happened @ UNT vs Portland State University (an FCS team!), October 10, 2015. I was there.

I would rather a W, and Garrett turn it around, but if we have to lose im hoping we lose BIG. The last 2 games we had points taken off the board by referees so I'm not ready to throw him under the bus just yet.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I would rather a W, and Garrett turn it around, but if we have to lose im hoping we lose BIG. The last 2 games we had points taken off the board by referees so I'm not ready to throw him under the bus just yet.

still, absolutely no excuse to lose to an absolute NFL bottom feeder, AFC LEast trash no less. 0-4 and gave them their first of very few wins. you shouldn't be down 6-21 in the first place anyway, never ever. Garrett called the dumbest and most obvious play on 4th & 2 and it blew up in his face. Next play, 92 yard bomb. Trotting out Jeff Fucking Heath at single high safety. That's all Garrett's fault. Clean fucking house.

Fly eagles fly, tbh. This team is loaded with Top 5 talent on both ends, but they're a .500 ball club as it stands. They won't win anything significant until they clean house.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I think Baltimore wins at seattle... I wonder if the fans there are going to cheer or boo him when he is announced in the starting lineup for Baltimore

[SpursforSix]

still, absolutely no excuse to lose to an absolute NFL bottom feeder, AFC LEast trash no less. 0-4 and gave them their first of very few wins. you shouldn't be down 6-21 in the first place anyway, never ever. Garrett called the dumbest and most obvious play on 4th & 2 and it blew up in his face. Next play, 92 yard bomb. Trotting out Jeff Fucking Heath at single high safety. That's all Garrett's fault. Clean fucking house.

Fly eagles fly, tbh. This team is loaded with Top 5 talent on both ends, but they're a .500 ball club as it stands. They won't win anything significant until they clean house.

Of course they should have beat the Jets but calling them a bottom feeder is pretty disingenuous when they were rolling out a 3rd string QB.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Of course they should have beat the Jets but calling them a bottom feeder is pretty disingenuous when they were rolling out a 3rd string QB.

they had darnold for the first couple weeks I believe. I know he was there for the first Buffalo game. The Cleveland game was the first game he missed and the backup got hurt. Still, they're a very talent starved team, not the very worst team in the NFL but close, but their OL is bottom feeder trash, they have 1 decent NFL player on the D-line and all their skill players are mediocre guys off the street except for leveon bell and a washed up demaryius thomas.

[SpursforSix]

they had darnold for the first couple weeks I believe. I know he was there for the first Buffalo game. The Cleveland game was the first game he missed and the backup got hurt. Still, they're a very talent starved team, not the very worst team in the NFL but close, but their OL is bottom feeder trash, they have 1 decent NFL player on the D-line and all their skill players are mediocre guys off the street except for leveon bell and a washed up demaryius thomas.

You're nuts. Anderson is a very good WR and Herndon a very good TE. Crowder is also good. Their offense has better skill pieces than most of the league.

And Darnold only played in the first game. Against a very good Buffalo defense.

[Millennial_Messiah]

You're nuts. Anderson is a very good WR and Herndon a very good TE. Crowder is also good. Their offense has better skill pieces than most of the league.

And Darnold only played in the first game. Against a very good Buffalo defense.
Buffalo's D is fool's gold because of their absurdly easy schedule. Herndon is an average starting TE, Crowder was always no better than average on the Redskins with a ton of drops and some random fumbles, and Anderson is just above average, probably 3rd tier, not elite.

[spurraider21]

:lol chiefs screw up two 3rd down stops with penalties... man if these guys lose today and continue their implosion, the afc-w becomes wide open

[Will Hunting]

KC probably still wins tonight but my god at that opening drive.

Steve Spagnolo should be sending a weekly thank you card to Logan Mankins for choking more than an NFL lineman ever has in Super Bowl history, because he’s the only reason that guy still has a job.

[Arcadian]

Why the fuck would you run a QB sneak when your QB has an ankle injury?

[tlongII]

Ruh roh Mahomes might be injured.

[spurraider21]

:lmao reid sending an ailing QB on a sneak :lmao....

i mean, an injury fucks my fantasy team (own hill and kelce) but real life fanhood >> fantasy

[spurraider21]

already ruled out for the game :wow

they can still beat these broncos, but obvious implications

[Will Hunting]

already ruled out for the game :wow
Yikes.

:lmao Joe Sacko
:lmao Clipper Nation

[tlongII]

Possible MCL?

[SuperCam]

Flucco doing Flucco things :lol

Cripple Nation :lol

[Will Hunting]

Flacco is going to play like shit the rest of the half and then lead an almost come back after his team goes down by 3 scores so Clipper Nation can rave about how :cry clutch Joe Bags :cry was let down by his team.

[Will Hunting]

:lmao:lmao Sacko

[spurraider21]

Yikes.

:lmao Joe Sacko
:lmao Clipper Nation
damn, they just said he was in the x-ray room for about 2 minutes when they declared him out for game

and then this

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[spurraider21]

Yikes.

:lmao Joe Sacko
:lmao Clipper Nation


Flucco doing Flucco things :lol

Cripple Nation :lol
one hit wonder... Joe Sharona

[Will Hunting]

damn, they just said he was in the x-ray room for about 2 minutes when they declared him out for game

and then this

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Ill bet his ankle injury was already pretty shitty and he had no business being in the game to begin with.

[Kim Jong-il]

Madden Curse is still alive tbh

[Will Hunting]

Well this is going to be another clusterfuck TNF game...they really need to get rid of these.

[spurraider21]

jesus, flacco... :lol

is there any good reason why elway shouldn't be fired this offseason?

[johnsmith]

jesus, flacco... :lol

is there any good reason why elway shouldn't be fired this offseason?

Nope

[johnsmith]

I honestly thought the Broncos hit a low point during Vance Joseph’s tenure, but this is the most incompetent football team I’ve ever personally watched. They’re an embarrassment and the blame ultimately lies with Elway. However, I don’t know who’s gonna fire him due to the ownership issue in denver and Joe Ellis licking Elway balls on the regular.

Also, Von Miller has basically disappeared every game but one this season.

[spurraider21]

flaccos just cashin them checks at this point. he doesnt look like he remotely gives a shit

[AussieFanKurt]

Do players tweet that they are praying for Mahomes realise it means fuck all?

[johnsmith]

Do players tweet that they are praying for Mahomes realise it means fuck all?

No....and neither do the soccer moms that live in my neighborhood and post in on Facebook.....it’s an equal opportunity waste of time.

[AussieFanKurt]

No....and neither do the soccer moms that live in my neighborhood and post in on Facebook.....it’s an equal opportunity waste of time.

I wish I was stupid enough to believe praying does anything

[Pelicans78]

TNF needs to go away.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Ill bet his ankle injury was already pretty shitty and he had no business being in the game to begin with.

patriots fans will say: oh man so bad here's to hoping for a speedy recovery

patriots fans secretly:

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[Mitch]

Hope maholmes didn't fuck up his knee completely, tbh. Tremendous talent, wan to see what would come of it.

[Raven]

he'll be just fine, the league is extra weak this year.

[benefactor]

No extra damage to the knee per Rappaport.

I'm sure they won't do it, but they might as well sit him until the bye. He likely won't be back this Sunday or the next and the next two games after that are Tennessee and the Chargers, who they can likely beat without him. Thinking long term here is best...gotta get both that knee and the ankle back to 100%.

2-2 with him out puts them at 7-4 then after the bye I see no reason why they can't go 4-1 and finish 11-5.

[Blake]

Why the fuck would you run a QB sneak when your QB has an ankle injury?

[phxspurfan]

jesus, flacco... :lol

is there any good reason why elway shouldn't be fired this offseason?

Funny how Elway loves old school statue QBs yet he was never one himself

[phxspurfan]

He's fine, like that time I fell off my bike and popped my pinkie back into place before my mom yelled at me.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Funny how Elway loves old school statue QBs yet he was never one himself

Elway was basically a glorified Alex Smith

[leemajors]

Elway was basically a glorified Alex Smith

Elway had a cannon for an arm.

[JoeTait75]

Elway was basically a glorified Alex Smith

If Elway was just a glorified Alex Smith the Browns would've gone to three Super Bowls in the '80s.

[Millennial_Messiah]

If Elway was just a glorified Alex Smith the Browns would've gone to three Super Bowls in the '80s.

he had some elite running games and defenses IIRC

[Pelicans78]

he had some elite running games and defenses IIRC

Those Broncos teams weren’t more talented overall than the Browns.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Those Broncos teams weren’t more talented overall than the Browns.

so who would YOU compare Elway to? Righty Steve Young... no, he wasn't that good.

[Pelicans78]

so who would YOU compare Elway to? Righty Steve Young... no, he wasn't that good.

How would you know? You weren’t old enough to watch either.

[clambake]

If Elway was just a glorified Alex Smith the Browns would've gone to three Super Bowls in the '80s.

this

[TheCultOfPersonality]

My picks against the spread.

LOCKS
Los Angeles Rams -3
Green Bay - 4.5
Arizona +3
San Francisco -10
New England - 9.5

THE TOUGH PICKS
New Orleans +4
Tennessee - 2.5
Houston +1
Cincinnati +4.5

THE REST
Buffalo - 17
Detroit + 2.5
Dallas - 2.5
Seattle - 3


(Picks subject to change)

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cardinals should be 3-3 tied with the Rams right now honestly. I like their chances to beat the Giants. Problem is they play in the best division in football

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Josh “Brandon LaFell 2.0” Gordon out for Monday night.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Josh “Brandon LaFell 2.0” Gordon out for Monday night.

I thought the same thing :lol

No worries, James White will go for 127 receiving yards in his place. That offense keeps on truckin'

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

I thought the same thing :lol

No worries, James White will go for 127 receiving yards in his place. That offense keeps on truckin'
Apparently Gordon’s football talent is inversely proportional to his drug use :lol completely sober he is fuckin garbage.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Apparently Gordon’s football talent is inversely proportional to his drug use :lol completely sober he is fuckin garbage.

Don't you mean directly proportional, not inversely?

On drugs... 1,600 yards, 9 TDs in 14 games

Sober... average big possession receiver.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Don't you mean directly proportional, not inversely?

On drugs... 1,600 yards, 9 TDs in 14 games

Sober... average big possession receiver.
lol yeah directly proportional, no clue what i was thinking there

[leemajors]

How would you know? You weren’t old enough to watch either.

this

[DeadlyDynasty]

Time to see if I wasted a bench spot on Zay Jones or not.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Time to see if I wasted a bench spot on Zay Jones or not.

welp, the Bills certainly did... plus that high draft pick thingy.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Where the fuck is David Johnson?

[spurraider21]

Trent Brown out for the raiders today, backup RT has been flagged for 2 holds already... gonna be a long game against these packers edge defenders

[benefactor]

:lol refs...again

[DeadlyDynasty]

Ramsey's ######dom is going to draw a penalty at a crucial time this year

[DeadlyDynasty]

lol bills

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Holy crap the Packers' defense is trash.

[spurraider21]

derek carr pulling this shit AGAIN

[spurraider21]

why would you not just hand the ball off the jacobs... all these coaches with the pete carroll playcalling outsmarting themselves. you have a great short yardage back. give him the ball 4 times.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Put Barkley in

[Spurtacular]

My faith in game manager Cousins winning a shootout in Detroit against Stafford is not high.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

So the only way the Packers' defense can stop the Raiders is if their QB bails them out by himself. Sad.

[spurraider21]

So the only way the Packers' defense can stop the Raiders is if their QB bails them out by himself. Sad.
same offense made the bears D look like shit too

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao Carr Crash did it again!
:lmao losing at home to the no-Zeke 2017 Cowboys

[spurraider21]

unbelievable. then packers go down and score a TD. from 17-14 raiders lead to 21-10 packers with packers getting the ball at the half. there's your ballgame

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[spurraider21]

obviously carr is a moron from not learning from a previous mistake but i still put 80% of this on gruden for getting cute with play-calling at the goal line. how many teams need to turn the ball over at the goal line before they start adjusting?

[DeadlyDynasty]

Fuck the Bills

[benefactor]

So they take a TD from Houston and give one to Indy

lmao

[benefactor]

Nice play design there. Now keep going

[benefactor]

Well after giving the Colts 20 chances via penalties the Texans finally let them score

[DeadlyDynasty]

oh look one of my TEs finally did something this year

[phxspurfan]

Devonta Freeman gets almost bodyslammed by Aaron Donald and he's the one ejected. ok

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'd let Tre White impregnate my fiancee

[spurraider21]

raiders failing to score at the goal line yet again. thats been the game

[benefactor]

Yeah, Houston does not want to win this game

[DeadlyDynasty]

If Bills score another TD then a lot of people are going to lose their children's college funds

[benefactor]

I have no idea why Carter returns kicks. I can catch a ball and get tackled immediately.

[spurraider21]

If Bills score another TD then a lot of people are going to lose their children's college funds
?

[spurraider21]

all in all carr actually played a really good game but his one massive fuckup to end the first half really swung the game... but the defense getting scorched is a different story

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Number Two benched for Matt Fucking Schaub
:lol Failcons

[DeadlyDynasty]

damn...Matt Schaub is still playing

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Kyler dumbass with that inferior monkey brain going out of bounds

[TheCultOfPersonality]

So the 1st team to score 20 points on the Bills defense is the Dolphins of all teams. One of the worst offensive teams in the league. Not even the Patriots could get to 20.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

https://twitter.com/billsimmons/status/1186009169721057280?s=21

[JasonGarrett]

Just woke up from a cold sweat...a cold sweat....

had as a nightmare that Maher hit a game winning field goal to beat the Philadelphia Football Eagles by 1 and I was out of timeouts....

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Coutee didn't want to catch the football

[Millennial_Messiah]

My faith in game manager Cousins winning a shootout in Detroit against Stafford is not high.

Well you're wrong. Cousins, not that overrated DimZim defense, is the star of the team.

What a great call to throw deep on 2nd down to Diggs to ice the game when everyone knew the Loins would be selling out for the run.

[Millennial_Messiah]

So the 1st team to score 20 points on the Bills defense is the Dolphins of all teams. One of the worst offensive teams in the league. Not even the Patriots could get to 20.

Bills are massively, tremendously overrated. 5-1 with the most cupcake schedule for any team in years over the first 6.

[Spurtacular]

Well you're wrong. Cousins, not that overrated DimZim defense, is the star of the team.

What a great call to throw deep on 2nd down to Diggs to ice the game when everyone knew the Loins would be selling out for the run.

:lol No.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I picked baltimore over seattle, surprised Seattle is still in the game

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Struggle

[Millennial_Messiah]

There's the classic Russell Wilson we all know and love.

[Will Hunting]

:lol Struggle
It was funny while it lasted, but the "struggle" shit has run its course, tbh. He's turned into a legitimately good QB.

[Millennial_Messiah]

It was funny while it lasted, but the "struggle" shit has run its course, tbh. He's turned into a legitimately good QB.

that was a horrid pick 6 though

[jeebus]

It was funny while it lasted, but the "struggle" shit has run its course, tbh. He's turned into a legitimately good QB.
He'll choke in the playoffs.

[Spurtacular]

SeaRefs cheating and giving Struggle the first down instead of fourth down. No surprise there. Network not showing the booth review. Standard stuff.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'm almost rooting against the Ravens here just because Harbaugh (and his brother) is a clown.

[Pelicans78]

Fuck these refs.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Carroll is a fucking retard for kicking a 50+ field goal in the RAIN.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fuck these refs.

huh? Saints are killing the bears

[Pelicans78]

huh? Saints are killing the bears

They called a BS hold before the end of the half which took away a TD on a punt return.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Carroll not selling out for the run on 4th down in the red zone

Carroll honestly is washed up and it's been showing for awhile now. Should be fired and they need to start with a new, younger, more innovative and less senile coach.

[Millennial_Messiah]

They called a BS hold before the end of the half which took away a TD on a punt return.

Saints don't need any more advantages or special teams touchdowns tbh. They already have a top 5 defense, an unstoppable run game and they're about to be 6-1 and Brees is coming back right after the bye. They have to be favorites to win SB 54 right now. Complete team

[Pelicans78]

Saints don't need any more advantages or special teams touchdowns tbh. They already have a top 5 defense, an unstoppable run game and they're about to be 6-1 and Brees is coming back right after the bye. They have to be favorites to win SB 54 right now. Complete team

They were the favorites last year too. But this team is better this year.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Burrz offense is just ghastly. They need a better quarterback, desperately, before this era of defense is over and wasted

[Millennial_Messiah]

They were the favorites last year too. But this team is better this year.

yes, but no reason at all to be tied with the medioce LA rams in a spot where the PI/no PI matters there

[Pelicans78]

yes, but no reason at all to be tied with the medioce LA rams in a spot where the PI/no PI matters there

Attrition of the playoffs took its toll.

[Ghazi]

How the F are the Saints so good. Low point differential coming into today (+6) but still... about to be 6-1 without Breesus? Absurd.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao old faggot Carroll not playing contain/spy against the most dangerous runner on the field, Lamar Jackson

Carroll needs to get the axe before Jason Garrett.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol once again, Carroll fails to emphasize containing Jackson

Carroll is the biggest doofus in the league

[Clipper Nation]

Jesus Christ, Saints, how do you not recover two onside kicks in a row in today's league?

[Will Hunting]

:wow a creative playcall with misdirection from the Bot

[spurraider21]

Burrz offense is just ghastly. They need a better quarterback, desperately, before this era of defense is over and wasted
yeah if only they had a first round pick or two :lol

[spurraider21]

also, :lmao melvin gordon

[Spurtacular]

Pats and Jets for MNF. What a crap matchup.

[Robz4000]

:wow Maher can kick

[Chris]

$$$Maher$$$

:tu

[Biggems]

The roughing the passer on jaylen was pure BS. The penalty on woods was a good call. He needs to get his head out of his ass and stop trying to kill people in a senseless manner. Set up the only Eagles score.

I want to see a double digit play TD drive to start the 3rd Q for Dallas, using 7+ minutes.

[Will Hunting]

EDP445 is going to be losing his shit after all of these fumbles.

[Chris]

he uploading to his second channel edp 2.0 now he posted a vid when they were down 27-7

bitter birds is also good fan analysis

[Mark Celibate]

god the Eagles look like complete dogshit. making Red-headed Jesus look like Lombardi

[JasonGarrett]

Got one timeout in my pocket bitches!!! Still not to late to ice my own kicker baby!

[Will Hunting]

Got one timeout in my pocket bitches!!! Still not to late to ice my own kicker baby!
Good morning!

[Fat Brandon Bass]

These SNF commentators are complete faggots. Comparing The Bot to Nick Saban and talking about how the expectations are "too high" in Dallas.

Were not calling for his head for no reason....whenever the expectations are high, this clown literally hits rock bottom every one of these seasons only to pull one out of his ass and loses in the Divisional Round. How can any fan be happy with those type of results?

[Chris]

props to JG teams looks good

[Mark Celibate]

props to JG teams looks good

:shootme:sick:vomit

[Bynumite]

The Garrett dynasty continues :clap

[TheCultOfPersonality]

So the Eagles are the only reason the Packers aren't undefeated and the only reason the Falcons aren't winless.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Pats and Jets for MNF. What a crap matchup.

And next week is a rematch of 2007's MNF.

Dolphins @ Steelers.

The Dolphins were winless going into that game and are winless now.

[Millennial_Messiah]

also, :lmao melvin gordon

:lol that franchise had Super Bowl aspirations and now they're 2-5
:lol that division
:lol the AFC in general
:lol Raiders might get a wild card at 8-8

[spurraider21]

:lol that franchise had Super Bowl aspirations and now they're 2-5
:lol that division
:lol the AFC in general
:lol Raiders might get a wild card at 8-8
holds out for more money, ekeler kills it in a full time role. he comes back and their offense bogs down, dude fumbles multiple times at the goal line, costing them the game... he just lost himself a lot of money by not signing what the chargers were offering

[spurraider21]

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[Mark Celibate]

tbh the biggest shock of the game is The Bot playing ball control with a big lead in the second half. i was fully expecting him to abandon it completely and go 5 wide the rest of the game to let the Eagles back in it imho

[Blake]

Elway was basically a glorified Alex Smith

What a horrible take.

[Millennial_Messiah]

holds out for more money, ekeler kills it in a full time role. he comes back and their offense bogs down, dude fumbles multiple times at the goal line, costing them the game... he just lost himself a lot of money by not signing what the chargers were offering

Like I said before the season, he's just another lead back like Jordan Howard or Legarrette Blount... nothing special

And people bashed my posts about that.

[Millennial_Messiah]

tbh the biggest shock of the game is The Bot playing ball control with a big lead in the second half. i was fully expecting him to abandon it completely and go 5 wide the rest of the game to let the Eagles back in it imho

lol no... he hasn't done that since 2013

in all fairness, the Cowboys have played well with the lead since then. It's when they get behind early when the Cowboys almost always end up losing, because Garrett doesn't make adjustments and Dak, while he can make some plays, can't sustain a one dimensional offense for very long like the great ones can.

[spurraider21]

Like I said before the season, he's just another lead back like Jordan Howard or Legarrette Blount... nothing special

And people bashed my posts about that.
i also think its hard to just skip camp/preseason and jump right in and pick up where you left off unless he was actively working out with an NFL regimen, which i doubt he was

[Darth_Pelican]

Great trip to Chicago. Bears fans hate Trubisky and hate their GM even more for drafting him instead of Mahomes or Watson.

[Millennial_Messiah]

i also think its hard to just skip camp/preseason and jump right in and pick up where you left off unless he was actively working out with an NFL regimen, which i doubt he was

agreed, though what about Zeke? he didn't have an NFL regimen in Mexico

[Millennial_Messiah]

Great trip to Chicago. Bears fans hate Trubisky and hate their GM even more for drafting him instead of Mahomes or Watson.

Watson... meh

but Mahomes and Rodgers in the same division would have been the stuff of legends

...(I thought for awhile that Dak/Wentz had the potential to be THAT good, but they both turned out to be Tier 2 quarterbacks, sadly.)

[Mugen]

:lol Raiders probably get in the playoffs if they finish 9-7, I don't trust the Bills at all tbh....looking at Oakland's ROS schedule and they could conceivably go 6-4.....

Defense is still trash obviously but it's okay enough to hold provided the offense gets them a 10 point lead...

[Mugen]

Great trip to Chicago. Bears fans hate Trubisky and hate their GM even more for drafting him instead of Mahomes or Watson.

The Bears would have fucked up Mahomes or Watson tbh :lol

They should be thanking their lucky stars they weren't drafted by Chicago.....

[spurraider21]

The Bears would have fucked up Mahomes or Watson tbh :lol

They should be thanking their lucky stars they weren't drafted by Chicago.....
bears also traded up for that pick :lol

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

:lmao Sony Maroney

[Will Hunting]

:lmao Sony Maroney
Maroney actually flashed potential here and there with a great run. I have yet to see any runs by Michel that require 1st round caliber talent.

God damn this goal line offense is ugly without Gronk.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Raiders probably get in the playoffs if they finish 9-7, I don't trust the Bills at all tbh....looking at Oakland's ROS schedule and they could conceivably go 6-4.....

Defense is still trash obviously but it's okay enough to hold provided the offense gets them a 10 point lead...

I don't trust the Bills at all but their schedule is Charmin soft. Can you honestly find 7 more losses in the final 10 with that cupcake schedule?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Maroney actually flashed potential here and there with a great run. I have yet to see any runs by Michel that require 1st round caliber talent.

God damn this goal line offense is ugly without Gronk.
nit picking

Patriots have the legion of boom out there and it's really obvious out there. Patriots are Seattle 2012-2014

[Will Hunting]

nit picking

Patriots have the legion of boom out there and it's really obvious out there. Patriots are Seattle 2012-2014
Has nothing to do with anything I said but if you want to discuss the Patriots defense as long as Peyton is getting credit for 2015 then Brady gets credit for this year PERIOD.

[Will Hunting]

:lol the Jets needing the refs to carry them down the field.

[Mugen]

I don't trust the Bills at all but their schedule is Charmin soft. Can you honestly find 7 more losses in the final 10 with that cupcake schedule?

They beat Philly next week and I agree they're pretty much a lock. A loss and I can see a slide happening (this was before watching the Jets get absolutely annihilated though tbh :lol)

[DeadlyDynasty]

"The chess helps him!":lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

They beat Philly next week and I agree they're pretty much a lock. A loss and I can see a slide happening (this was before watching the Jets get absolutely annihilated though tbh :lol)

:lol Garrett lost against these XFL level scrubs

[Millennial_Messiah]

Has nothing to do with anything I said but if you want to discuss the Patriots defense as long as Peyton is getting credit for 2015 then Brady gets credit for this year PERIOD.

Von gets credit for 2015. Peyton gets credit for 2006 and 2013.

[Will Hunting]

Von gets credit for 2015. Peyton gets credit for 2006 and 2013.
He gets credit for getting sodomized with a rusty blade by the same legion of doom that Tom Brady won super bowl MVP against a year later?

Sounds like we’re in agreement.

[DeadlyDynasty]

holy hell...

[DeadlyDynasty]

holy hell...

[DarrinS]

Patriots humiliating Jets per usual

[Will Hunting]

It honestly seems like teams are starting to intentionally give the Pats as many turnovers as possible, the last 2 Darnold interceptions were comically bad.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

The defense being so damn good has been hiding the fact that Brady’s been pretty bad most of the season.

[Will Hunting]

The defense being so damn good has been hiding the fact that Brady’s been pretty bad most of the season.
I actually think he looks better than he did a year ago at this point. The offensive struggles have more to do with the fact they don’t have the offensive line that can create huge running holes like they did a year ago + having even shittier receivers than they had a year ago.

If David Andrews was healthy and if the Antonio Brown situation worked out I’d be premature ejaculating about 19-0 tbh.

[spurraider21]

have brady going tonight, currently down by ~4 fantasy points... patriots line up with an empty set on 3rd and goal.

call timeout

bring in jumbo package

touchdown michel

fuck

[spurraider21]

I actually think he looks better than he did a year ago at this point. The offensive struggles have more to do with the fact they don’t have the offensive line that can create huge running holes like they did a year ago + having even shittier receivers than they had a year ago.

If David Andrews was healthy and if the Antonio Brown situation worked out I’d be premature ejaculating about 19-0 tbh.
not to mention how depleted they are at WR... probably regretting getting rid of demaryius (he wasnt needed at the time, to be fair)

antonio brown was supposed to be there, then wasn't. gordon has been hurt. n'keal harry. dorsett has been banged up. TE's all hurt and they werent able to replace gronk

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

I actually think he looks better than he did a year ago at this point. The offensive struggles have more to do with the fact they don’t have the offensive line that can create huge running holes like they did a year ago + having even shittier receivers than they had a year ago.

If David Andrews was healthy and if the Antonio Brown situation worked out I’d be premature ejaculating about 19-0 tbh.
He’s making a ton of questionable decisions with the football, way more than I’ve ever seen him make. Last year there was a ton of throwing the ball into the dirt to avoid taking a hit, this year there’s a lot of throwing it up for grabs. He’s gotten lucky on a lot of throws and should probably have 3 or 4 more INTs this year.

[Millennial_Messiah]

He gets credit for getting sodomized with a rusty blade by the same legion of doom that Tom Brady won super bowl MVP against a year later?

Sounds like we’re in agreement.
SEA wasn't as good in 2014 as 2013 (lol Tharold Simon), but yeah.

Peyton is the regular season GOAT, Brady is the playoffs GOAT. Happy with that?

[spurraider21]

He’s making a ton of questionable decisions with the football, way more than I’ve ever seen him make. Last year there was a ton of throwing the ball into the dirt to avoid taking a hit, this year there’s a lot of throwing it up for grabs. He’s gotten lucky on a lot of throws and should probably have 3 or 4 more INTs this year.
didnt you also think they were going to lose to the dolphins? :lmao... you're getting worse than CN tbh

[Will Hunting]

SEA wasn't as good in 2014 as 2013 (lol Tharold Simon), but yeah.

Peyton is the regular season GOAT, Brady is the playoffs GOAT. Happy with that?
How is Peyton the regular season GOAT? Be specific.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

didnt you also think they were going to lose to the dolphins? :lmao... you're getting worse than CN tbh
The “Patriots always lose in Miami” thing is a meme, Philo. Don’t you have a medicore Khalil Mackless 8-8 ceiling team to worry about?

[spurraider21]

The “Patriots always lose in Miami” thing is a meme, Philo. Don’t you have a medicore Khalil Mackless 8-8 ceiling team to worry about?
:cry my currently undefeated 6 time super bowl winning team with the GOAT qb and coach sucks! woe is me! :cry

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

:cry my currently undefeated 6 time super bowl winning team with the GOAT qb and coach sucks! woe is me! :cry
Making a factual statement that Brady hasn’t been good this year is being “woe is me”? :lmao

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Derek Carr has a better QBR this year than Brady, so suffice to say, it’s been a down year for the GOAT :lmao

[Will Hunting]

The amount of Patriots fans at opposing stadiums this year has been hilarious :lol

I was at the Patriots Redskins game and it was basically a home game for New England.

[Millennial_Messiah]

How is Peyton the regular season GOAT? Be specific.

aside from 2007 (which was eclipsed by Manning's 2013, both of which ended with the same SB outcome btw) and arguably 2011, Brady has been just decent to good throughout his career in the regular season, never truly great. Whereas Manning was truly brilliant throughout most of his career in the regular season except for the very beginning and very end of his career.

while playoff record and SB rings are always the end goal of every season, it's important to note that both regular season and playoffs count for a player's legacy. Brady has always been a master of cold weather and Peyton, being a NOLA kid, got worse as the temps plummeted... it was always that way.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The amount of Patriots fans at opposing stadiums this year has been hilarious :lol

I was at the Patriots Redskins game and it was basically a home game for New England.

Cowboys-Redskins there was 80-20 Cowboys fans. I'm pretty positively convinced they don't have an actual fanbase anymore.

[Will Hunting]

aside from 2007 (which was eclipsed by Manning's 2013, both of which ended with the same SB outcome btw) and arguably 2011, Brady has been just decent to good throughout his career in the regular season, never truly great. Whereas Manning was truly brilliant throughout most of his career in the regular season except for the very beginning and very end of his career.

while playoff record and SB rings are always the end goal of every season, it's important to note that both regular season and playoffs count for a player's legacy. Brady has always been a master of cold weather and Peyton, being a NOLA kid, got worse as the temps plummeted... it was always that way.
This is all subjective bullshit. Give me some stats/win percentages/etc.

[Millennial_Messiah]

didnt you also think they were going to lose to the dolphins? :lmao... you're getting worse than CN tbh

heck, I thought they were going to lose to the Dolphins up until the Week 1 debacle happened. (I originally had the Dolphins beating Baltimore Week 1, FYI.) I just didn't realize they were going to quit and tank for Tua from the first kickoff.

[spurraider21]

Derek Carr has a better QBR this year than Brady, so suffice to say, it’s been a down year for the GOAT :lmao
Must really suck having Tom Brady tbh

[Will Hunting]

heck, I thought they were going to lose to the Dolphins up until the Week 1 debacle happened. (I originally had the Dolphins beating Baltimore Week 1, FYI.) I just didn't realize they were going to quit and tank for Tua from the first kickoff.
Whoever wastes a top 5 pick on that pinneaple n!gger is going to seriously regret it.

[spurraider21]

heck, I thought they were going to lose to the Dolphins up until the Week 1 debacle happened. (I originally had the Dolphins beating Baltimore Week 1, FYI.) I just didn't realize they were going to quit and tank for Tua from the first kickoff.
Yeah but you also have the most consistently wrong takes on a forum that includes spurtacular so nobody gives a shit

[Mugen]

The Pats D in Fantasy is fucking stupid retarded tbh :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

This is all subjective bullshit. Give me some stats/win percentages/etc.

off the top of my head, Colts from 2002 to 2010 and the Broncos from 2012 to 2015 had a significantly greater regular season winning percentage than the Pats from 2002 to 2007 and 2009 to 2018.

[Will Hunting]

off the top of my head, Colts from 2002 to 2010 and the Broncos from 2012 to 2015 had a significantly greater regular season winning percentage than the Pats from 2002 to 2007 and 2009 to 2018.
Off the top of your head? Post some numbers motherfucker.

[spurraider21]

The Pats D in Fantasy is fucking stupid retarded tbh :lol
The best offense they’ve played through seven weeks has been Pittsburgh :lol

but ive never seen consistent scoring like this

[Mark Celibate]

The amount of Patriots fans at opposing stadiums this year has been hilarious :lol

I was at the Patriots Redskins game and it was basically a home game for New England.

rofl Washington has been especially terrible lately in regards to opposing fans taking over. It's been the same whenever Dallas plays there too

[DarrinS]

Hard to believe, but worse than the buttfumble game

My apologies to NFL viewers

[Will Hunting]

rofl Washington has been especially terrible lately in regards to opposing fans taking over. It's been the same whenever Dallas plays there too
DC in general has pretty shitty fans from what I’m noticing. You’d have no idea this place has a team that’s playing in the World Series right now.

[Mugen]

The best offense they’ve played through seven weeks has been Pittsburgh :lol

but ive never seen consistent scoring like this

Oh no doubt they've had a cupcake schedule but their refusal to even give up garbage fantasy points is commendable :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Off the top of your head? Post some numbers motherfucker.
okay, I did the math... took awhile

Peyton: 159-49 = 76.44%
Brady: 198-65 = 75.29%

[spurraider21]

Oh no doubt they've had a cupcake schedule but their refusal to even give up garbage fantasy points is commendable :lol
thats what happens when belichick is his own D-coordinator

[Millennial_Messiah]

thats what happens when belichick is his own D-coordinator
Belichick gives no fucks. But the Mccourty's are both sure fire pro bowl/all pros this year

[Will Hunting]

okay, I did the math... took awhile

Peyton: 159-49 = 76.44%
Brady: 198-65 = 75.29%
Yeah fucknuts your math is off, including tonight's game Brady's regular season record as the starting QB is 214-60 (78.1%)
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/B/BradTo00.htm

Peyton's record as a regular season starting QB is 186-79 (70%)
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/MannPe00.htm

Did you just make the fucking numbers in your post up?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yeah fucknuts your math is off, including tonight's game Brady's regular season record as the starting QB is 214-60 (78.1%)
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/B/BradTo00.htm

Peyton's record as a regular season starting QB is 186-79 (70%)
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/MannPe00.htm

Did you just make the fucking numbers in your post up?

I didn't include Peyton before 2002. Also the 2011 season doesn't count because he was injured all year. Didn't include Brady before 2002 or in the 2008 season, also didn't include anything this year.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Must really suck having Tom Brady tbh
It has nothing to do with that Strawman Philo. I made the observation that Brady hasn’t been good, I didn’t whine about it or act like the Patriots season was about to be ruined by it. Again, worry about your own shitty team, Philo.

[Millennial_Messiah]

It has nothing to do with that Strawman Philo. I made the observation that Brady hasn’t been good, I didn’t whine about it or act like the Patriots season was about to be ruined by it. Again, worry about your own shitty team, Philo.
1 more reasonably likely win for the Patriots but then the next game is in Baltimore so we're about to see. I think NE loses that game.

[Will Hunting]

I didn't include Peyton before 2002. Also the 2011 season doesn't count because he was injured all year. Didn't include Brady before 2002 or in the 2008 season, also didn't include anything this year.
That record only includes games they started fucknuts, so 2011 wouldn't count for Peyton and 2008 wouldn't count for Brady (except for the 1 start he had).

Going by your criteria where every year prior to 2002 is excluded and this year is also excluded, Brady's record is 197-57 (77.6%) and Manning's record is 154-47 (76.6%), so Brady is still better than Manning even using your horseshit criteria where the shitty part of Manning's career doesn't count.

Move on to whatever the next retarded argument you had for why Manning is the regular season GOAT, because win percentage sure as shit isn't it.

[spurraider21]

It has nothing to do with that Strawman Philo. I made the observation that Brady hasn’t been good, I didn’t whine about it or act like the Patriots season was about to be ruined by it. Again, worry about your own shitty team, Philo.
the raiders being mediocre has nothing to do with your whining :lol

they actually are mediocre. you complain about the 7-0 patriots as if they're the raiders

:cry brady has been bad
:cry mccourty sucks
:cry giving the ball to burkhead

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

the raiders being mediocre has nothing to do with your whining :lol

they actually are mediocre. you complain about the 7-0 patriots as if they're the raiders

:cry brady has been bad
:cry mccourty sucks
:cry giving the ball to burkhead
:lmao all I did was point out a fact that’s supported by statistics, and somehow that’s “whining”.

Philo gonna Philo.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

https://i.ibb.co/0fFNBTD/F1-ED2289-8595-4-EFA-AEEF-8-FD2-F70-DD37-C.png

[Ghazi]

Patriots schedule has been super easy, but it's hard to ignore their bonkers margin of victory. They're gonna have a tough 5 game stretch after this Cleveland game but if they go 3-2 they're golden for the #1 seed.

[Blake]

Yeah fucknuts your math is off, including tonight's game Brady's regular season record as the starting QB is 214-60 (78.1%)
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/B/BradTo00.htm

Peyton's record as a regular season starting QB is 186-79 (70%)
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/MannPe00.htm

Did you just make the fucking numbers in your post up?

:lol

[spurraider21]

:lmao all I did was point out a fact that’s supported by statistics, and somehow that’s “whining”.

Philo gonna Philo.
you pointed out 1 statistic, qbr. which currently has dak prescott as the best qb in the nfl. going into week 7 brady was #4 qb in the league on pff. his raw numbers are fairly consistent with where he was last year despite having a much worse OL and a more banged up receiving group. they've also had a really easy schedule, which certainly makes him look better (he struggled against buffalo, the best D they've played all year), but it also can serve to deflate his stats when they aren't playing no huddle in the 4th, etc

in the month after the season all you do is flash brady ring pics... and then once the offseason kicks in, its all about doom and gloom

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

you pointed out 1 statistic, qbr. which currently has dak prescott as the best qb in the nfl. going into week 7 brady was #4 qb in the league on pff. his raw numbers are fairly consistent with where he was last year despite having a much worse OL and a more banged up receiving group. they've also had a really easy schedule, which certainly makes him look better (he struggled against buffalo, the best D they've played all year), but it also can serve to deflate his stats when they aren't playing no huddle in the 4th, etc

in the month after the season all you do is flash brady ring pics... and then once the offseason kicks in, its all about doom and gloom
I’ll root for my team however the fuck I want, Philo.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

https://i.ibb.co/0fFNBTD/F1-ED2289-8595-4-EFA-AEEF-8-FD2-F70-DD37-C.png

[spurraider21]

:cry

especially odd choice of meme considering i made several posts pointing out that the "your phone is from china" criticism isn't a great one. but when you shut down you spam memes, just got to do it through a few different alts to go full derp

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

:cry

:cry especially odd choice of meme :cry considering i made :cry several posts :cry pointing out that :cry the "your phone is from china" criticism :cry isn't a great one. :cry but when you shut down :cry you spam memes, :cry just got to do it :cry through a few different :cry alts to go full derp:cry

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

:cry your team wins Super Bowls, you aren’t allowed to be critical of them :cry

:cry it’s against MY rules, so stop it! :cry

[Arcadian]

:lol New England DST is now a top 5 fantasy player overall, with 152 points through 7 games (21.7 points/game). I've never seen this from a defense before.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Just looked at the Week 8 matchups...quite possibly the worst slate of games (at least on paper) in the last decade or so

[Blake]

:lol New England DST is now a top 5 fantasy player overall, with 152 points through 7 games (21.7 points/game). I've never seen this from a defense before.

Yeah they crushed my hopes last night.

[phxspurfan]

Just looked at the Week 8 matchups...quite possibly the worst slate of games (at least on paper) in the last decade or so

http://www.nflstreaming.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/NFL-2019-Regular-Season-Week-8-Schedule.jpg

Not sure what you're talking about, some solid games in there (SF/Carolina, Browns/Pats, Packers/Chefs) and even some decent games for teams on the edge, like Cardinals/Saints, Broncos/Colts.

[spurraider21]

no love for raiders/texans?

[Mitch]

https://i.imgur.com/idB81Iq.jpg

[Millennial_Messiah]

http://www.nflstreaming.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/NFL-2019-Regular-Season-Week-8-Schedule.jpg

Not sure what you're talking about, some solid games in there (SF/Carolina, Browns/Pats, Packers/Chefs) and even some decent games for teams on the edge, like Cardinals/Saints, Broncos/Colts.

Pats destroy the Browns because the Browns are too young and discombobulated this year.

Packers beat the Chiefs handily because no Mahomes and the rest of the roster is average at best.

[SpursforSix]

no love for raiders/texans?

As long as Waller and Jacobs get fantasy points, I don't care what happens.

[Arcadian]

https://i.imgur.com/idB81Iq.jpg

Happy to have Watson and New England on my team, plus Saquon Barkley. If the latter can avoid reinjuring his ankle, I like my chances.

[SuperCam]

https://i.imgur.com/idB81Iq.jpg

Black excellence carrying the league per par :hat

[benefactor]

https://nesn.com/2019/10/patrick-mahomes-injury-chiefs-qb-returns-to-practice-ahead-of-game-vs-packers/

:lol Andy Reid if he does this

[Mitch]

Black excellence carrying the league per par :hat

Tbh if you wanna get into race then Bill personally handling defense this year is the biggest difference. White excellence, I guess? :lol