**OFFICIAL Week 9 Game Thread, Sponsored By the novel, Push, the inspiration for Precious

[SpursforSix]

whoops. Here it is. Week 9 of course.

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[Mark Celibate]

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[Millennial_Messiah]

OP pulled a Jason Garrett icing the kicker with his timeouts. lol it's ok

[Millennial_Messiah]

November 3, 2019 All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS
Thursday Night: San Francisco @ Arizona (FOX/NFLN)
Sunday Morning: Houston vs Jacksonville (in London) (NFLN; 9:30 AM ET; Rich Eisen, Kurt Warner, Steve Mariucci, Michael Irvin)
Sunday Night: New England @ Baltimore (NBC)
Monday Night: Dallas @ NY Giants (ESPN)

Byes: Atlanta, Cincinnati, LA Rams, New Orleans

CBS EARLY
https://506sports.com/2019/09-CBS-E.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Indianapolis @ Pittsburgh
Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts

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Tennessee @ Carolina
Greg Gumbel, Trent Green

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NY Jets @ Miami
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta



CBS LATE https://506sports.com/2019/09-CBS-L.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

█
Green Bay @ LA Chargers
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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Cleveland @ Denver
Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon



FOX SINGLE https://506sports.com/2019/09-FOX.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Chicago @ Philadelphia
Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth

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Minnesota @ Kansas City
Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis

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Washington @ Buffalo
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston

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Detroit @ Oakland (LATE)
Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman

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Tampa Bay @ Seattle (LATE)
Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber

[Millennial_Messiah]

Sucks, another Fox Single / CBS Double week. yuck, I thought those were over after the World Series was over

[Millennial_Messiah]

Flashback to November 3, 2013. Exactly 6 years from this coming Sunday's game. Tampa Bay @ Seattle, the last meeting between these two teams in this stadium... was also presented by Kenny Albert that day, perhaps not ironically, and was one of the most epic and defining games of the Seahawks' championship season. Spur-Addict The Gemini Method tlongII Silver&Black


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAVnEV114_o

[Millennial_Messiah]

what is up with this Push and Precious stuff two weeks in a row, btw?

[SpursforSix]

what is up with this Push and Precious stuff two weeks in a row, btw?

Bend over, I'll fucking show you what's up with Push.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bend over, I'll fucking show you what's up with Push.

*Bends Over*

[SpursforSix]

*Bends Over*

Gross. You faggot.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Gross. You faggot.

Bend over, I'll show you a gross faggot.

[SpursforSix]

Bend over, I'll show you a gross faggot.

Do you know what your mom's favorite snack is?

Scroatmeal Cookies

[Darth_Pelican]

Lol Baker Mayfield’s meltdown at the presser.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lol Baker Mayfield’s meltdown at the presser.

How long before Baker requests a trade out of that shithole?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Do you know what your mom's favorite snack is?

Scroatmeal Cookies
In all seriousness, oatmeal cookies are the GOAT cookies. And it's definitely cookie weather today in Texas. And a venti hot caramel macchiato

[SpursforSix]

In all seriousness, oatmeal cookies are the GOAT cookies. And it's definitely cookie weather today in Texas.

I don't know about that. Maybe...

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't know about that. Maybe...

Are you in Texas? The last couple days it feels like we're in Seahawks land for late October, definitely not Texas.

[SpursforSix]

Are you in Texas? The last couple days it feels like we're in Seahawks land for late October, definitely not Texas.

I mean about the cookies dipshit. yes...it's cold af outside

[Millennial_Messiah]

I mean about the cookies dipshit. yes...it's cold af outside

& wet & windy.

[Millennial_Messiah]

October 30th. Perfect night of all nights to bake a pumpkin pie. :pump

[monosylab1k]

I mean, if you’re gonna make this joke, how the fuck do you forget the “by Sapphire” part?

[Will Hunting]

In all seriousness, oatmeal cookies are the GOAT cookies. And it's definitely cookie weather today in Texas. And a venti hot caramel macchiato
So you make a deliberate effort to sound like an unlikeable person? Who the fuck likes oatmeal cookies?

[JasonGarrett]

OP pulled a Jason Garrett icing the kicker with his timeouts. lol it's ok




.....TIMEOUT! TIMEOUT!

[Millennial_Messiah]

So you make a deliberate effort to sound like an unlikeable person? Who the fuck likes oatmeal cookies?

The soft ones, not the shitty hard ones. And not the ones with shit ass raisins.

[SpursforSix]

I mean, if you’re gonna make this joke, how the fuck do you forget the “by Sapphire” part?

Because it didn’t fucking fit.

And what’s with the censoring of “fuck” and “fag”?

[SpursforSix]

Ah...so that’s new. If I’m not logged in, those words are censored.

[SpursforSix]

So you make a deliberate effort to sound like an unlikeable person? Who the fuck likes oatmeal cookies?

Big ass homemade soft oatmeal cookies with raisins and chocolate chips are good.

[Mark Celibate]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

> run ForcedCussing.exe

what a joke this clown is...if I was in that meeting, I'd probably have to sprint out of the room laughing at how fake this "tough guy" is. Uses every classic football cliche there is and inserts the word "Fuck" in all of them and there you have it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh9gGulunV0

just shoot me now

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

> run ForcedCussing.exe

what a joke this clown is...if I was in that meeting, I'd probably have to sprint out of the room laughing at how fake this "tough guy" is. Uses every classic football cliche there is and inserts the word "Fuck" in all of them and there you have it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh9gGulunV0

just shoot me now
I thought that it was going to be a video of EatDatPussy.

[Millennial_Messiah]

spurraider21

Through 8 weeks and 7 games:

Benson Mayowa and Khalil Mack tied at 5.5 sacks.

[Mark Celibate]

Ah...so that’s new. If I’m not logged in, those words are censored.

ah i see, trying to look all family friendly and stuff to the guests....Interesting strategy, everyone already knows this place is the sewer of the internet. if I was the mod, I'd just go full scorched earth and market this site as an "anything goes" type place

[JasonGarrett]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

> run ForcedCussing.exe

what a joke this clown is...if I was in that meeting, I'd probably have to sprint out of the room laughing at how fake this "tough guy" is. Uses every classic football cliche there is and inserts the word "Fuck" in all of them and there you have it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh9gGulunV0

just shoot me now

had a hell of an italian sub....an italian sub.....i had a buddhist monk FRIEND....FRIEND....

Life is about opportunity....opportunity....creating opportunities....and taking advantage of opportunities....

The National FOOTBALL League....The Dallas Cowboys....Are you kidding me!?...what better opportunity....this is a hard room to get into...congratulations on being here.....


Back in May....in May....we showed you a commercial for Apple...for Apple... it says..."Here's to the Crazy ones"....

You think Albert Einstein....John Lennon....Muhammad Ali....eventually you get to Picasso...iconic figures...in the world.....people who are crazy enough to think differently....people who are bold enough to think big....when everyone else thought they were crazy....

Then the commercial ends....the commercial ends...and it says...."Here's to the Crazy ones"...and funny enough....these are the ones....who DO change the world....who DO the change the world...you know who they are....you know they are....

you know...the Ancient Greeks... they didn't have obituaries...they just asked...did this person have passion....have passion....

[Millennial_Messiah]

had a hell of an italian sub....an italian sub.....i had a buddhist monk FRIEND....FRIEND....

Life is about opportunity....opportunity....creating opportunities....and taking advantage of opportunities....

The National FOOTBALL League....The Dallas Cowboys....Are you kidding me!?...what better opportunity....this is a hard room to get into...congratulations on being here.....


Back in May....in May....we showed you a commercial for Apple...for Apple... it says..."Here's to the Crazy ones"....

You think Albert Einstein....John Lennon....Muhammad Ali....eventually you get to Picasso...iconic figures...in the world.....people who are crazy enough to think differently....people who are bold enough to think big....when everyone else thought they were crazy....

Then the commercial ends....the commercial ends...and it says...."Here's to the Crazy ones"...and funny enough....these are the ones....who DO change the world....who DO the change the world...you know who they are....you know they are....

you know...the Ancient Greeks... they didn't have obituaries...they just asked...did this person have passion....have passion....

It's not all about Sean Lee and DeMarcus Lawrence... It's about everyone...

[Darth_Pelican]

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[Mark Celibate]

It's not all about Sean Lee and DeMarcus Lawrence... It's about everyone...

roflrofl it doesn't get more classic Garrett than this...being a fake tough guy behind closed doors to the scout team. He'd never act like this to players that mattered. He even managed to coddle guys like Sean Lee and DeMarcus Lawrence in this BS rant. Last time we had a real coach (Parcells) he came in and talked shit to everybody, didn't matter who you were.

:lol this reminds me of the time The Bot "instilled discipline" by cutting a sixth string special teams player because he didn't wear a tie on the flight home from a game :lmao . yeah we're all buying det one!

[SpursforSix]

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late late late.
But I copied and pasted this on the first page.

[Millennial_Messiah]

http://www.nflstreaming.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/NFL-2019-Regular-Season-Week-9-Schedule.jpg
November 3, 2019 All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS
Thursday Night: San Francisco @ Arizona (FOX/NFLN)
Sunday Morning: Houston vs Jacksonville (in London) (NFLN; 9:30 AM ET; Rich Eisen, Kurt Warner, Steve Mariucci, Michael Irvin)
Sunday Night: New England @ Baltimore (NBC)
Monday Night: Dallas @ NY Giants (ESPN)

Byes: Atlanta, Cincinnati, LA Rams, New Orleans

CBS EARLY
https://506sports.com/2019/09-CBS-E.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

█
Indianapolis @ Pittsburgh
Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts

█
Tennessee @ Carolina
Greg Gumbel, Trent Green

█
NY Jets @ Miami
Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta



CBS LATE https://506sports.com/2019/09-CBS-L-V2.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

█
Green Bay @ LA Chargers
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

█
Cleveland @ Denver
Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon

UPDATES: Fort Smith AR: GB-LAC to CLE-DEN



FOX SINGLE https://506sports.com/2019/09-FOX.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

█
Chicago @ Philadelphia
Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth

█
Minnesota @ Kansas City
Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis

█
Washington @ Buffalo
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston

█
Detroit @ Oakland (LATE)
Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman

█
Tampa Bay @ Seattle (LATE)
Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber

[Robz4000]

Down goes Kittle.

[GAustex]

Kingsbury with Bot like move

[Millennial_Messiah]

Down goes Kittle.

looks like he's okay, right? he better be tbh. don't want the Cheatriots skating with the cover 2 in the super bowl.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Kingsbury with Bot like move

that was funny shit lol.

[Millennial_Messiah]

nevermind, I see 85 out there

[Millennial_Messiah]

Buddha Baker is an Earl Thomas lite, too bad he's trapped on a bad team.

[Millennial_Messiah]

You can tell Jimmy G learned from the best (similar to how Aaron Rodgers did)... Brady like throw there on 3rd & 11. The kind that doesn't show up much in the box score, but keeps tough drives alive and wins championships.

[Millennial_Messiah]

49ers choke :wow by giving up a big play when they're up 2 scores

[Millennial_Messiah]

Jimmy with the Aaron Rodgers like play to end Halloween night, nice. Starting to really like this team. 8-0 through the first half of the season.

[Robz4000]

I hate Thursday night games. I'll take the win though.

[Mark Celibate]

Kingsbury with Bot like move

i saw the Cards lost by three, did Kingsbury ice his own kicker??

Edit: :lmao just saw the replay...iced his own defense. The Bot probably came when seeing that live, ironically in the same stadium too rofl

[JasonGarrett]

i saw the Cards lost by three, did Kingsbury ice his own kicker??

Edit: :lmao just saw the replay...iced his own defense. The Bot probably came when seeing that live, ironically in the same stadium too rofl


FUUUUUUUUU....and here I was....here I was....thinking I was going to get through No Fap November...

time to start my cleankeyboard.exe app again....

[Millennial_Messiah]

FUUUUUUUUU....and here I was....here I was....thinking I was going to get through No Fap November...

time to start my cleankeyboard.exe app again....

It's No Nut November you ginger dingus.

[JasonGarrett]

It's No Nut November you ginger dingus.

Not gonna get into that....there may have been some mistakes in the previous post...not gonna know until I look at the tape...look at the tape...right now we're just focused on doing what's in the best interest of the Dallas Football Cowboys...

[Millennial_Messiah]

Not gonna get into that....there may have been some mistakes in the previous post...not gonna know until I look at the tape...look at the tape...right now we're just focused on doing what's in the best interest of the Dallas Football Cowboys...

"We're great in eight and eight. Eight and eight is great, don't hate. We'll always be eight and eight until my boss is late. Checkmate."

[Edward]

"We're great in eight and eight. Eight and eight is great, don't hate. We'll always be eight and eight until my boss is late. Checkmate."
Is that Jason Garrett or Jeff Fisher?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Is that Jason Garrett or Jeff Fisher?

Garrett is great in eight and eight. Fisher is fine with seven and nine. There's your difference.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

My picks against the spread

LOCKS
Cleveland -4
Seattle - 4.5
New England -3

TOUGH PICKS
Jacksonville +1.5
Bills - 10
Tennessee + 3.5
Chicago +4.5
Detroit + 2.5
New York Jets- 3

THE REST
Minnesota - 2.5
Green Bay - 3.5
Dallas - 7
Indianapolis PK

(Picks subject to change)

[benefactor]

Fuck London tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fuck London tbh

At least you're not the one losing the home game tbh.

[benefactor]

This first drive is hilarious tbh

[Pelicans78]

At least you're not the one losing the home game tbh.

Wonder what the odds are London becoming the permanent home for the Jags.

[Edward]

Wonder what the odds are London becoming the permanent home for the Jags.
I don’t see how that would ever work...you’d see top prospects coming out of college and pulling an Eli/Elway left and right to avoid having to go to a different continent.

[benefactor]

Watson is so fucking good

[Mark Celibate]

I don’t see how that would ever work...you’d see top prospects coming out of college and pulling an Eli/Elway left and right to avoid having to go to a different continent.

That and the constant flying back and before for that particular team has to put them at a competitive disadvantage with jet lag and all that

[Edward]

That and the constant flying back and before for that particular team has to put them at a competitive disadvantage with jet lag and all that
:lol very true, the only way I see it working is if they block all their road games together so they can stay in the US for multiple weeks at a time except doing that would completely defeat the purpose of having a team in London.

[Edward]

What exactly is so impressive about this guy Minshew besides the fact he’s short and unathletic so people can jack off to him as an underdog story? Every throw I’ve seen him make from the pocket has been awful.

[benefactor]

Watson is so fucking good

[Edward]

Oh look Gardner Football II still sucks.

[benefactor]

Johnson with the trucking:wow

[benefactor]

Damn they miss Watt bad tbh

[benefactor]

Oh look Gardner Football II still sucks.
He'll put one on the money then badly miss the next five

[Pelicans78]

Hopefully Foles will come back soon. They need him to make a run.

[Edward]

He'll put one on the money then badly miss the next five
And the one he’s putting on the money is a busted play where he’s able to hold the ball forever and the secondary breaks down so there’s a receiver who doesn’t have anyone within 10 yards of him. He can’t do shit from the pocket.

[Blake]

How long before Baker requests a trade out of that shithole?

He'll be a free agent soon enough.

Edit: forgot it was a four year deal. The Browns might part with him first tbh

[benefactor]

Uncle Ric:lol

[Edward]

:lmao Gardner Football II

[benefactor]

:lol that whole sequence

[Edward]

:lol well Minshew made it an easy decision for the coaching staff after the bye week.

[Pelicans78]

Minshew’s been a disaster in his last start.

[benefactor]

Uncle Ric:lol

[benefactor]

Good win going into the bye week...tough three weeks after that. At Baltimore, then Indy and NE in Houston. We'll find out who this team is during that stretch.

[Trainwreck2100]

fucking hyde cost me 12 fanstasy points with his bullshit

[Millennial_Messiah]

That and the constant flying back and before for that particular team has to put them at a competitive disadvantage with jet lag and all that

It will never happen... like Eddy said, players won't want to actually live there (and pay those crazy ass taxes) and leave their families like that, have to deal with all sorts of paperwork etc. Once a year is a fun novelty, but actually living there? Hell nope.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Good win going into the bye week...tough three weeks after that. At Baltimore, then Indy and NE in Houston. We'll find out who this team is during that stretch.

Indy is a must win. Raiders fans also most definitely pulling for the Texans at this point.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Eagles offense is gonna crush that putrid overrated TeddyBurrz defense. DeSean is back at last today.

[Millennial_Messiah]

GD Vikings defense. I need the Vikes to win so they don't lose the common games tiebreaker against Green Gay and fall 2 games behind the fudge packers.

[Millennial_Messiah]

FUCK Thielen is out for the game again

[Edward]

Brisset knee injury.

The Colts are snakebitten tbh. Couldn’t happen to a bigger piece of shit owner though.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Hoyer... one of the perennially worst backups in football for a decade

[Pelicans78]

Eagles offense is gonna crush that putrid overrated TeddyBurrz defense. DeSean is back at last today.

Their talent is overrated.

[Millennial_Messiah]

That Vikings OL is laughably bad. How do you let the Chiefs get home with only a 4 man rush on 3rd down? Yikes.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Their talent is overrated.
Especially in the secondary. Mack is still elite but the rest of that front 7 has been iffy and oft hurt this year too

[Spurtacular]

GD Vikings defense. I need the Vikes to win so they don't lose the common games tiebreaker against Green Gay and fall 2 games behind the fudge packers.

What's wrong with the Packers going up?

[Spurtacular]

Damn, Diggs! That close to being inside the 5.

[Spurtacular]

WTF! Chiefs DE jamming the WR, and they call offensive pass interference? That's getting overturned. Fucking stupid ref.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Terrible, horrible call against Treadwell in the two minute drive. Fudge Packer Refs in full effect today, loving up Kansas Shitty as their *proxy ally* for today.

[Millennial_Messiah]

WTF! Chiefs DE jamming more than five yards down field, and they call offensive pass interference? That's getting overturned. Fucking stupid ref.
Goodell is trying hard to get his butt buddy Rodgers every possible advantage this year.

[Millennial_Messiah]

What's wrong with the Packers going up?
Vikings can't win at GB. Packers can't win at Minnesota.

[Spurtacular]

Vikings can't win at GB. Packers can't win at Minnesota.

Disagree. Games have been very competitive irrespective of venue over the last ten years. That's closer to true for the Bears/Vikes. Though the Vikes should've done better and got the W at Soldier Field this last time around.

[Spurtacular]

Gutsy call to go for it on 4th and 1 when the FG ties it.

Thought Treadwell got tripped; so maybe that's getting reviewed.

[Spurtacular]

Cousins making three straight terrible reads. Nothing new.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Dolphins trucking the Jets. Jets are lousy. How do they even have 1 win? Tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Gutsy call to go for it on 4th and 1 when the FG ties it.

Thought Treadwell got tripped; so maybe that's getting reviewed.
Gutsy call, and I'm as aggressive as they come, but in that situation, with the Chiefs only having 1 timeout left I think you kick the FG if you're Zimmer there. Such a high risk/low reward by picking up the first down in that situation since you're probably going to end up kicking anyway since it's hard to get a passing TD in the red zone when they know you have to pass.

[Spurtacular]

SMH Cousins sliding a yard short on 3rd and 6.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Disagree. Games have been very competitive irrespective of venue over the last ten years. That's closer to true for the Bears/Vikes. Though the Vikes should've done better and got the W at Soldier Field this last time around.
the 2 early divisional road losses might just sink the season. They need to sweep all 3 home division games and then hope the Packers lose one to the Bears or Lions (not super likely).

[Millennial_Messiah]

SMH Cousins sliding a yard short on 3rd and 6.
got to have better situational awareness than that. Especially now that they protect the lunge dive play too, even though it's still possible to take a hit. On first and second down by all means slide, after the sticks definitely slide, but never, ever slide short of the sticks on 3rd or 4th down or in a 2 minute situation.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Why is Cook struggling against the worst run defense in the NFL?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Ameer Abdullah sighting!

Jordan Howard making his old team pay the ultimate price for trading him away as if he was expendable. Love to see it. Teddybears about to fall to 3-5; they're essentially out of playoff contention for 2019.

[Spurtacular]

the 2 early divisional road losses might just sink the season. They need to sweep all 3 home division games and then hope the Packers lose one to the Bears or Lions (not super likely).

Packers are fallible. If the Vikes keep winning, they got a great chance at winning the division.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Packers are fallible. If the Vikes keep winning, they got a great chance at winning the division.
Packers only have 2 losses left on the schedule, @ 49ers and @ Vikings.

[Spurtacular]

Packer Refs taking away the Vikings first down with the nonsense illegal receiver down field call.

[Spurtacular]

Packers only have 2 losses left on the schedule, @ 49ers and @ Vikings.

They can lose any given week TBH.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Seriously? Scrub Damien Williams of all people? SMH. Vikings are the WAY better team and can't afford to cough up this one... I mean the Chiefs have no QB, why not sell out against the run? Dim Zim tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

They can lose any given week TBH.
Not at all, not this year. That QB has fire in his eyes.

[Spurtacular]

What a sh** play by the safety to not hedge the runner and let the defense recover.

[MultiTroll]

What a sh** play by the safety to not hedge the runner and let the defense recover.
#41. Was he taking a Vegas fall? That looked suspicious AF.

[Spurtacular]

Seriously? Scrub Damien Williams of all people? SMH. Vikings are the WAY better team and can't afford to cough up this one... I mean the Chiefs have no QB, why not sell out against the run? Dim Zim tbh.

The order of the games was disadvantageous to the Vikes. Chiefs had their guard down against the Packers and are motivated to not lose two in a row to NFC North in this one.

[Spurtacular]

Vikes always get these undersized fat white guys for their OL.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Now the Vikings are DOWN WITHOUT the football. Backs, and season, firmly against the wall today. How will they find a way to win against inferior, injury-depleted AFC fodder today? They absolutely must if they want to spare themselves and the world the frightful wrath of a Green Gay division title.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The order of the games was disadvantageous to the Vikes. Chiefs had their guard down against the Packers and are motivated to not lose two in a row to NFC North in this one.
Chiefs will win that shitty division regardless of today's outcome, but it's absolutely a must win for the Vikings. Going down 3 losses to 1 is a death knell for the season. They are infinitely better at home than away this season, especially on defense.

[Millennial_Messiah]

What kind of a moron HC/DC would give up fucking Hill of all people? Seriously. SMH.

[Spurtacular]

Damn, Emerson Griffin came really close to stripping that ball, too...

[Millennial_Messiah]

Trash Waynes is trash.

[Spurtacular]

Our backup QB looking better than KC's backup QB. I give the edge to the Vikes. But this one could go either way.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Vikings MUST score no less than a TD on this upcoming drive.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Vikings must have the worst OL in the NFL if they can't run against the worst rushing defense over the past 2 years.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Rudolph Witten for six!

[Spurtacular]

Vikings MUST score no less than a TD on this upcoming drive.

Done. F'ing Dan Bailey putting us in the hole. He does that like six times a year.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Eagles silently choking away another random home game to a meh opponent just like the Carolina game midseason last year.

[Spurtacular]

Vikes need to score another TD and put the nail in the coffin.

[Spurtacular]

Vikes keep starting drives with throws despite having the best RB in the league.

[Spurtacular]

Running on 3rd and 10? SMH

[MultiTroll]

3 and out FFS

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fuck Tyreek Shill and the Cheats, tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fuck the Butt Kicker, tbh. How does he make that one but not last year from half that distance, tbh?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Now we REALLY find out if Cousins is worth that contract. If he can't get them in FG range with this amount of time left, he should get fired on the spot.

[Spurtacular]

A shame that fumble didn't come out. That would've been game. Possibly a run back for six.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cousins is a total dud. OMG.

[Pelicans78]

LOL Tomlin blowing two timeouts on PI challenges.

[Millennial_Messiah]

A shame that fumble didn't come out. That would've been game. Possibly a run back for six.
yeah but absolutely no excuse for Cousins to not get in FG range to win against this sorry trash defense...

[Millennial_Messiah]

Quartet of Vikings fans holding up "SKOL" all game behind the right side endzone, but the "K" fell down after Buttkicker made that looooooong field goal... pretty fitting tbh.

[MultiTroll]

Is your punt coverage that bad you have to gimmiky shank?

[Millennial_Messiah]

That's it. Time for Cousins to give back every penny of that contract. He's a complete zero.

[Pelicans78]

LOL Vinateri. What an awful hold and kick.

[Spurtacular]

Fuck. I knew the Vikings were getting way too fucking cute with those punts.

[Millennial_Messiah]

And that punter needs to follow Cousins out the door. Been an underrated piece of shit all game.

[Pelicans78]

He needs to retire.

[Spurtacular]

WTF!

FUCK OFF PACKER REF!

[MultiTroll]

Great timeout Zimmer. :rolleyes

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao DUMB ZIM WITH THE JASON GARRETT/KINGSBURY BADS

[Millennial_Messiah]

FUCK

WHY IS MY STREAM GOING IN AND OUT NOWWWWWWWWWWW

[Spurtacular]

Why the fuck are the Vikes blitzing the house? You just have to trust that big 4 and fucking jam.

[Millennial_Messiah]

FUCK THE CHEATING QUEEFS

I FUCKING HATE GREEN GAY!!! UGH can ANYONE else please win that division? This playoffs is going to be unwatchable

[Pelicans78]

Wow, Vikings lose to Matt Moore

[Millennial_Messiah]

Why the fuck are the Vikes blitzing the house? You just have to trust that big 4 and fucking jam.

I fucking hate Mike Zimmer.
Welp, your season is officially over. Vikings would go nowhere with a wild card anyway because they suck on the road, but that's moot because the North isn't getting 2 in this year regardless.

[i'm_still_beta]

Vikings:lmao
But imagine if Bears and Vikings had great Qbs

[Spurtacular]

FUCK

WHY IS MY STREAM GOING IN AND OUT NOWWWWWWWWWWW

Right in the last two minutes cos all these fuckers adding to the stream who hadn't been watching the game the whole time.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The NFC West and South have 3 wild cards between the two of them that are better than this sorry bunch. It's true.

[Millennial_Messiah]

NFC West gets 2 or 3 in.

NFC South gets 1 or 2 in.

NFC East gets 1 in, with an outside chance of 2

NFC North gets 1 in. Sorry but it's true.

[GAustex]

FUCK THE CHEATING QUEEFS

I FUCKING HATE GREEN GAY!!! UGH can ANYONE else please win that division? This playoffs is going to be unwatchable
Lol
Your daddy Aaron in first place.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Dolphins get their first win! No more #TankforTua

Prediction: holds out Elway/Eli style, if Cincinnati gets the #1 pick.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lol
Your daddy Aaron in first place.
I hate that cum guzzler with every fiber of my being.

[GAustex]

I hate that cum guzzler with every fiber of my being.
I can see why when he is stealing your cookie...with a cold heart.

[Millennial_Messiah]

God damn I sure hope the Panthers win next week too. Kyle Allen can do it, this defense really needs to step up especially in the secondary, we know the front 7 is covered.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I can see why when he is stealing your cookie...with a cold heart.
& the refs always go out of their way to help him, even when his team isn't even playing.

[Millennial_Messiah]

C'mon seahawks, this opponent sucks, blow 'em out

[Millennial_Messiah]

yuccaneers getting lucky. yuck. Yucky afternoon so far for the most part

[Millennial_Messiah]

Carroll a fucking buffoon again for kicking that FG. You're down 7 points, you need 7, not 3 you moron. Deserved that outcome... just like in the Ravens game

[Blake]

ROFL I finally decide to bench Damien Williams.

My season was over any way but the icing on the cake

[Millennial_Messiah]

At this point, I'd take Brady getting a 7th ring (thus being officially better than Jordan) over that smugface faggot in Green Gay winning a second. (Especially since that 1st was a fluke and they barely got in as the 6th seed, so super fluky title)... Winning 1 puts you with Flacco and Foles, but 2 cements his legacy. Also I don't want him to be considered better than Favre, who was truly better.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I hate hate hate Bruce Arians. Fatass fake tough guy who always goes out of his way to play spoiler and win meaningless games that hurt his team's draft stock.

[Spurtacular]

Predictable lack of urgency by Rivers.

[Spurtacular]

Packer ref deciding to give them a new set of downs. Fucking BS.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Packer ref deciding to give them a new set of downs. Fucking BS.
Rayshawn Jenkins is sooooo lucky they got off the field without giving up points. Otherwise he's looking at a 3+ game team suspension.

[Millennial_Messiah]

god this Seattle game is fucking annoying me already, Seahawks need to get the lead and keep it. Arians is an annoying ass fat pig.

[spurraider21]

raiders full starting OL has played together for a total of 10 plays this season

rodney hudson out today, and trent brown got knocked out early today too. game against detroit looks like its going down to the wire, i dont like that scenario tbh. if it comes down to stafford/carr trading blows, detroit probably comes away making more plays.

we need to grab the lead this drive

[Pelicans78]

god this Seattle game is fucking annoying me already, Seahawks need to get the lead and keep it. Arians is an annoying ass fat pig.

Seattle’s going no where. If they get in, which they’ll be one and done.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I feel like this is one of those "Special Rodgers games" tbh. Puke

[spurraider21]

huge stop by oakland there. go take a 2 possession lead and put this game on ice

[Millennial_Messiah]

Seattle’s going no where. If they get in, which they’ll be one and done.
Assuming they win today and then if they beat the 49ers next week @ SF then they'll be in the driver's seat for the division and maybe a bye.

[spurraider21]

or, you know, go 3 and out and give the ball right back

[Millennial_Messiah]

Philip Rivers is still a deep ball GOD from the pocket.

[Millennial_Messiah]

SWagner Sack!

[Spurtacular]

Packers are fallible. If the Vikes keep winning, they got a great chance at winning the division.

I done told you, son.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Ugh I hate smugface pig Arians. Just die you old fat faggot

[spurraider21]

3 straight punts... this game really slowed down

[Millennial_Messiah]

I done told you, son.
So a golden opportunity to tie up the division race, squandered.

[spurraider21]

4 straight punts. 3 and outs galore

i get that the raiders want to ride jacobs, but it helps when you keep the defense off balance. just running right up the gut on first and second down to protect a lead gets too predictable. either mix in a pass, or have some variance in play design, with an outside zone mixed in here and there.

[Millennial_Messiah]

HAHA FAGGOT CRAB LEGS :lmao :lmao :lmao

[spurraider21]

raiders wasted too many possessions... by getting uber conservative with what was only a 1 score lead.

now 5 minutes to go, game tied, and offense completely out of rhythm, defense gassed. bad recipe. this is how mediocre teams blow games.

[Millennial_Messiah]

no Keith Tandy to pick off Russ in the endzone this time

[Spurtacular]

Chargers gonna play soft. Rodgers gonna stat pad and save some face now.

[spurraider21]

Chargers gonna play soft. Rodgers gonna stat pad and save some face now.
as they should with a lead that big. let them pick up bits and pieces while running clock

[Millennial_Messiah]

Damn it. Can't squander that great play that defense made on a shitty field goal. Ugh. Keeps Fat Pig Arians and Crab Legs in the game.

[spurraider21]

:wow what a throw by carr...

and then next run goes for 7 yards. keep the D off balance, opens it all up. shame it took detroit tying the game to wake the play-calling up

[Spurtacular]

as they should with a lead that big. let them pick up bits and pieces while running clock

Nah. Stay aggressive.

Let your offense burn clock.

[Millennial_Messiah]

stupid kickers the past two weeks tbh. Whenever you need a miss the dolt makes it, whenever you need a make the dolt misses it.

[Pelicans78]

Assuming they win today and then if they beat the 49ers next week @ SF then they'll be in the driver's seat for the division and maybe a bye.

If you believe that, it’s wishful thinking. They’re not talented enough to win there.

[Millennial_Messiah]

DK Megatron !!!!

[Millennial_Messiah]

raiders got away with a foul up the seam there

[Millennial_Messiah]

Carroll is a moron and retarded for challenging that

[Millennial_Messiah]

Solid, hard fought win for the raiders. Gruden almost pulled a Zimmer, Garrett etc

[spurraider21]

well that was uncomfortable :lol... but i'll take it.

hopefully hudson and trent brown can play next week.

[Millennial_Messiah]

You would have thought Carroll would have learned from the Ravens game not to give up QB contain on big down and distance situations. Officially has Alzheimer's.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Carroll is an idiot and needs to get fired. His Super Bowl veneer is spent.

[spurraider21]

this was a game the raiders had to win tbh... first game in oakland since week 2 against a solid but beatable opponent. especially in a week where all other AFC-W teams got wins.

next 3 games are:

vs Chargers
vs Bengals
@ Jets

chargers coming off a crazy impressive win against the packers

[Millennial_Messiah]

Big Game Rustle showing Krap Cousins how it's done. :toast

[spurraider21]

Big Game Rustle showing Krap Cousins how it's done. :toast
i think wilson's consistent dominance is why the spurstalk NFL forum has died down... used to just be 90% of the posters shit talking wilson all week long :lol... nothing they can say

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't like what Carson just did. Reminds me of the retarded idiocy the Bears did last week that lost the game. You can't put the whole game on the kicker.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Carson could have picked up 5 more yards AND gone out of bounds. Now Myers is going to miss.

[Millennial_Messiah]

$5,000 on Myers missing here. Because the Seahawks went soft. Probably another dumb Carroll decision.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Carroll deserves the axe. NOW.

Seattle did NOT do everything right there, you fucking moron announcer guy. You get as close as you can before you kick. You don't go soft there. Pussies.

[Millennial_Messiah]

It's almost a curse to get the ball first in OT with the rule and time changes.

[Millennial_Messiah]

also, looks like Cleveland lost again... surprise surprise. but this Seattle game... man Tampa is way too pesky for a trash franchise whenever they play Seattle

[spurraider21]

why do the browns keep going for it on 4th down in field goal range? :lol... they've done it twice now and they're down by 5 :lmao

:lmao kitchens

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't like what Carson just did. Reminds me of the retarded idiocy the Bears did last week that lost the game. You can't put the whole game on the kicker.

Carson could have picked up 5 more yards AND gone out of bounds. Now Myers is going to miss.

$5,000 on Myers missing here. Because the Seahawks went soft. Probably another dumb Carroll decision.
Millennial Messiah

[Millennial_Messiah]

DK Megatron baby!! Now SCORE THE DAMN BALL IN THE REDZONE FOR ONCE

[Millennial_Messiah]

FUCK... terrible, predictable first down call

[Pelicans78]

LOL Tampa.

[Millennial_Messiah]

YES! Finally. FUCK OFF YUCCS AND FAT ARIANS. Finally. Seems like those pesky fuckers never go away.

So similar to the game from 6 years ago except more second half scoring. I like it. Hopefully the Seahawks can figure out how to play defense

[Pelicans78]

i think wilson's consistent dominance is why the spurstalk NFL forum has died down... used to just be 90% of the posters shit talking wilson all week long :lol... nothing they can say

Nah it’s because Andrew dominates the entire forum with his mini meltdowns over teams he doesn’t care about.

[Pelicans78]

YES! Finally. FUCK OFF YUCCS AND FAT ARIANS. Finally. Seems like those pesky fuckers never go away.

So similar to the game from 6 years ago except more second half scoring. I like it. Hopefully the Seahawks can figure out how to play defense

They’ll be one and done. More lucky than good. Most of their wins have been by RW doing everything.

[Pelicans78]

Lamar Jackson’s mom resembles Terrell Suggs.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Well spurraider21 we know that next week's OAK/LAC game will likely knock one team out of the playoff mix.

[Millennial_Messiah]

They’ll be one and done. More lucky than good. Most of their wins have been by RW doing everything.
Absolutely true. But, if you can only be great at one place, isn't QB the way to go? Great QBs have delivered titles by themselves before.

On defense is their problem this year. They have Blair who is a young stud at safety and then a very good LB corps and Clowney, and Ansah and Reed, but the pieces haven't come together and the corner play is awful. Shaq Griffin is too small to play corner in that scheme frankly and they rely on him too much and he just isn't good except for in the slot. Ramsey would have been a huge boon for them. Getting Quandre Diggs back from injury will help but their defense is just middle of the pack and nothing special like in years' past. If they can fix it they can make a run this year but if not they're just a wild card out again.

One big problem is that Carroll is trying to fit round pegs into square holes by trying to play the legion of boom vanilla zone with B- and C-list players in the secondary and predictably it doesn't work. Also playing majority 4-3 base vs nickel hurts against the pass.

[spurraider21]

They’ll be one and done. More lucky than good. Most of their wins have been by RW doing everything.
i was told they fucked up by paying him

[Millennial_Messiah]

If you throw out the TNF and London game, home teams today are a perfect 10-0 on the day. Pretty awesome stat. Let's home SNF continues the trend. :toast

[Millennial_Messiah]

i was told they fucked up by paying him
by who? chargers nation? :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Lamar Jackson’s mom resembles Terrell Suggs.
So does Kawhi Leonard's half sister (the one that killed the old lady), tbh.

[spurraider21]

by who? chargers nation? :lol

And they won't have the money to sign his replacement because Struggle is hogging all the cap space

faggot

[Pelicans78]

faggot

:lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

faggot
i'm guessing that was after he threw the losing pick 6 against Baltimore a few weeks ago.

[spurraider21]

i'm guessing that was after he threw the losing pick 6 against Baltimore a few weeks ago.
it was during the offseason

im guessing you're just a faggot with consistently bad takes

[Millennial_Messiah]

Let's go Ravens!!!

[Millennial_Messiah]

it was during the offseason

im guessing you're just a faggot with consistently bad takes
Meh. I'd say 70-30 good but it's easy to pick out the ones that go south.

I tend to go out on a limb. I'm fearless. When you're fearless, both good things AND shit, happens. Sometimes you're Doug Pederson against the Patriots and some times you're not.

Look at how I knew Myers would miss that 40 yard kick before it happened. And the Spurs would lose in 6 against OKC in 2016 way back in like December of that season.

[Mark Celibate]

Carroll deserves the axe. NOW.

Seattle did NOT do everything right there, you fucking moron announcer guy. You get as close as you can before you kick. You don't go soft there. Pussies.

:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

The Ravens aren't worried about Jackson getting hurt because they know RG3 is basically the same player effectiveness wise.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Belicheat's fraudulent defense can't stop shit. :lmao

7 nation army time, let's party like it's 2012 !! :toast

[Spurtacular]

Redcoats playing on the back foot.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Redcoats playing on the back foot.
Patsies finally playing a real NFL opponent as opposed to their first 8 cupcakes.

[Spurtacular]

Patsies finally playing a real NFL opponent as opposed to their first 8 cupcakes.

Geez, that schedule's cake. Buffalo is only game that was even loseable.

https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/new-england/schedule

[Millennial_Messiah]

I know it's after Halloween, but that Griswalda roommates ad by Geico deserves a sequel. Make megan the cat a new trade character to complement the Geico gecko and the cave man, tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Geez, that schedule's cake. Buffalo (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=10589) is only game that was even loseable.

https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/new-england/schedule
and Buffalo's offense is atrocious and Josh Allen was out most of that game on top of that. Buffalo isn't even good, they're only 6-2 by default because of their own ridiculously easy schedule

[Spurtacular]

Darth_Pelican Pelicans78

Saints wasted Ingram's potential, no?

[Millennial_Messiah]

...thought that was the Duron Harmon luckyass fluke tip-pick du jour, tbh

[Spurtacular]

and Buffalo's offense is atrocious and Josh Allen was out most of that game on top of that. Buffalo isn't even good, they're only 6-2 by default because of their own ridiculously easy schedule

They finish their season at home against Buffalo and Miami. That's the f'ing treatment. That one seed is in the bag.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Belicheat

[Millennial_Messiah]

They finish their season at home against Buffalo and Miami. That's the f'ing treatment. That one seed is in the bag.
The 1 seed is in the bag because of the Mahomes injury caused KC to lose 3 home games in a row. And Baltimore losing at home to Cleveland, which was bad but a bit of an early season fluke.

Then again, if the Ravens win tonight and go on a run, the Pats still have to play the Eagles in Philly, the Cowboys at home and the Texans in Houston. First time they've had to play the Texans in Houston with Watson.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Eat Dirt cheater

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Belicheat
:lol Will Hunting
:lol fraudulent defense
:lol cupcake schedule
:lol Boston Pancake schedule
:lol 17-0
:lol gashed right up the gut

Seven Nation Army baby!!!

[Millennial_Messiah]

Will Hunting monosylab1k Mitch Boston Pancake

:lmao

[spurraider21]

Darth_Pelican (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22958) Pelicans78 (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15164)

Saints wasted Ingram's potential, no?
did they? he had some good years for them, and kamara is an elite talent. if anything baltimore is underusing him considering the alternative is putting lamar at risk. gave ingram a decently sized contract to be the guy but his involvement has waned in recent weeks.