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nkdlunch
11-01-2005, 11:44 PM
Staring down at out bench? Inciting our crowd? on opening night like it's the West Finals???? what the fuck is wrong with this idiot???

and then crying on the sidelines 'cause they were losing. I'm shocked, but I enjoyed it too.

Marcus Bryant
11-01-2005, 11:45 PM
The LL Cool J of NBA power forwards.

hussker
11-01-2005, 11:45 PM
LL Cool J = no rings

samikeyp
11-01-2005, 11:46 PM
^ :lmao

Pistons < Spurs
11-01-2005, 11:46 PM
Thats just the way he's always been. I kind of like seeing the emotion. It's just like Ray Lewis for the Ravens.

I agree he's an ass, but I do get a kick out of his antics.

grjr
11-01-2005, 11:48 PM
Nobody wants to mention Finley's elbow to Kmart's nuts towards the end of the game? Ok, I'll mention it. Made me laugh out loud and then I apologized even though I was watching the game by myself. :lol

hussker
11-01-2005, 11:49 PM
Thats just the way he's always been. I kind of like seeing the emotion. It's just like Ray Lewis for the Ravens.

I agree he's an ass, but I do get a kick out of his antics.

Antics = No rings
SPURS...What a boring team...Too bad we OWN the NBA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Spurs16212
11-01-2005, 11:52 PM
He did this shit last year in the first round of the playoffs against the Spurs. He tried to work the crowd only to see him running to the locker room like a little baby before game five was even over. Analysts are saying that Denver may go to the West Finals this year. I don't know what they were smoking but I do see possibly Houston or a rematch with Phoenix this year in the West Finals. If the Spurs stay healthy, we should repeat as champions.

braeden0613
11-01-2005, 11:53 PM
His mom was sitting directly across of us in those courtside suites....she is probably the weirdest lady i have ever seen. Every time k-mart even got the ball she would jump up look like she was having a seizure...like mother like son i guess

mattyc
11-01-2005, 11:54 PM
He's still jealous after 2003.

Manu20
11-01-2005, 11:54 PM
http://www.thenearsky.com/kenyon.tat.jpg
-Posted by Nearsky on SR

Hilarious
This picture was posted a while back. :lol

hussker
11-01-2005, 11:55 PM
He did this shit last year in the first round of the playoffs against the Spurs. He tried to work the crowd only to see him running to the locker room like a little baby before game five was even over. Analysts are saying that Denver may go to the West Finals this year. I don't know what they were smoking but I do see possibly Houston or a rematch with Phoenix this year in the West Finals. If the Spurs stay healthy, we should repeat as champions.

They were smoking the same stuff the CU recruits get to smoke when they visit the campus at Boulder!

hussker
11-01-2005, 11:55 PM
Sweet Pic Manu 20

2centsworth
11-02-2005, 12:00 AM
If it wasn't for K-Mart the game would have been borderline boring. K-Mart made it worthwhile. I liked his act tonight.

MannyIsGod
11-02-2005, 12:01 AM
The best sequence of the night was his airball followed by the Finley jam. Oh, sweet justice!

2centsworth
11-02-2005, 12:04 AM
The best sequence of the night was his airball followed by the Finley jam. Oh, sweet justice!
totally, but if Kmart would have been mr. nice that sequence wouldn't have been so sweet.

nkdlunch
11-02-2005, 12:06 AM
I cracked up when Marv ALbert yelled "Kmart has shed his headband!!!"

FromWayDowntown
11-02-2005, 12:20 AM
I knew that it was a fairly unimportant game when I saw that KMart actually played pretty well. Had it meant anything, I'm sure there would have been a 3-23 to entertain us.

Vashner
11-02-2005, 12:22 AM
lol that blurred tat looks like a prison job.

Cant_Be_Faded
11-02-2005, 12:37 AM
He didn't do anything wrong. If I had been at the game, I wouldn't have booed him, but it would have been tight for entertainment purposes.

Kenyon is just a punk...remember in the 4th when he clanked 2 or 3 jump shots? He just can't come through clutch time against the spurs. Thats why its pointless to really take what he did as anything bad.

TheTruth
11-02-2005, 12:39 AM
Kenyon Martin has been, and will always be, a huge chokejob.
Let him have his fun....We all know he won't do shit when things get important.

jaffies
11-02-2005, 12:52 AM
Kenyon Martin = Fugazi

1. fu·ga·zi (adj.) [foo-gay-zee] - Italian slang term for an individual who is fake or full of shit.

see also: fraud, perjurer, Bonzi Wells

samikeyp
11-02-2005, 12:54 AM
His antics make me laugh because I realize that is all he's got.

E20
11-02-2005, 12:57 AM
Is this some sort of new Manu act?

Manu seemed angry when he got knocked down by KMart; now was this a flop by Manu or was he actually knocked down?

T Park
11-02-2005, 01:00 AM
I knew that it was a fairly unimportant game when I saw that KMart actually played pretty well. Had it meant anything, I'm sure there would have been a 3-23 to entertain us.

LOL

Post of the freakin night.

Nice one FWD.

Cant_Be_Faded
11-02-2005, 01:02 AM
LOL

Post of the freakin night.

Nice one FWD.


:lol i hadn't seen that quote.

:tu

Notorious H.O.P.
11-02-2005, 01:11 AM
It shouldn't surprise any of us. We've seen him pull his punk-ass antics before and nothing is going to change that. If he had some degree of mental and emotional self control, he might be a dangerous matchup but as long as we can count on his juvenile behavior, when crunch time comes, we'll have no reason to be worried about him.

Bloodline666
11-02-2005, 03:29 AM
Has anyone noticed that Kenyon Martin was the ONLY K-Mart in town tonight?

I really didn't think about that until I saw this thread.

SenorSpur
11-02-2005, 04:18 AM
See if you can find this guy in the 4th quarter.

Ginofan
11-02-2005, 08:33 AM
I used to really enjoy watching K-mart play when he was with the Nets, but his antics have gotten tiresome. When he was inciting the crowd, he was getting the reaction he wanted...everyone would boo him whenever he scored or was at the line.

ManuTastic
11-02-2005, 08:36 AM
It shouldn't surprise any of us. We've seen him pull his punk-ass antics before and nothing is going to change that. If he had some degree of mental and emotional self control, he might be a dangerous matchup but as long as we can count on his juvenile behavior, when crunch time comes, we'll have no reason to be worried about him.
True dat. :fro

Joepa
11-02-2005, 08:37 AM
The guy irritates the hell out of me. I don't like guys who have a cocky world-beater attitude that can't back it up with producing when it matters.

It makes us kicking his fannie repeatedly even more fun.

SpursWoman
11-02-2005, 09:21 AM
His mom was sitting directly across of us in those courtside suites....she is probably the weirdest lady i have ever seen. Every time k-mart even got the ball she would jump up look like she was having a seizure...like mother like son i guess


She sounds like Iverson's mom. The last time I saw her she was wearing so much bling I actually was afraid for her getting mugged.

:fro

TonyMontana
11-02-2005, 09:27 AM
you gotta love his fuckin fire, much like artest though, brutha gotta learn some fucking control...

i like to ball to, but i ain't blitzed on the yayo when i do it...

shitloads of players smoke the reef...would somebody tell kenyon...hook a brutha up why don'tcha...

duncan_21
11-02-2005, 10:31 AM
I hate punks like TO, randy moss, and shaq. But at least they back it up. Kenyon is just a pf who gets ya 16 and 8 and when crunch time comes he gets crunched.

He's a little boy was some talent. That's all he'll ever be. Once he gets his head on straight he possibly could be a force to be reckoned with. Until then he can keep yelling and screaming after he makes a routine dunk that was setup by his teammate as his team is losing by 15 points.

samikeyp
11-02-2005, 10:32 AM
I hate punks like TO, randy moss, and shaq. But at least they back it up. Kenyon is just a pf who gets ya 16 and 8 and when crunch time comes he gets crunched.

True...if Martin had won something...that would be different.

my2sons
11-02-2005, 10:50 AM
houdini managed to do it again, he disappeared in the fourth quarter

Useruser666
11-02-2005, 10:56 AM
I..I...I ...I am....m K...c....K...enyon.....Muh....mah......Martin!

wildbill2u
11-02-2005, 11:16 AM
Nobody wants to mention Finley's elbow to Kmart's nuts towards the end of the game? Ok, I'll mention it. Made me laugh out loud and then I apologized even though I was watching the game by myself. :lol

Remember that Finley said he wanted Bowen to teach him all his tricks, legal and illegal?

An elbow to the nuts is difficult to pull off clandestinely unless there's a major height differential. Did Finley stoop to conquer or catch KMart flying through his defensive perimiter?

Ghost Writer
11-02-2005, 11:16 AM
K-Mart is an immature fool who tries to make up for his lack of self-confidence by acting like a brash jack@ss.

He has done nothing to distinguish himself in his career and fades in the playoffs.

ChumpDumper
11-02-2005, 12:48 PM
2 boards? Difficult to think of a more overrated player these days.

leemajors
11-02-2005, 01:47 PM
marcus, at least the ladies love cool james. he used to be on top of his game. radio is still one of the best hip hop albums out there.

Supergirl
11-02-2005, 02:21 PM
Kenyon Martin = Fugazi

1. fu·ga·zi (adj.) [foo-gay-zee] - Italian slang term for an individual who is fake or full of shit.

see also: fraud, perjurer, Bonzi Wells


Fugazi: A kickass punk band that does not deserve to be in the same sentence as Kenyon Martin.

FreshPrince22
11-02-2005, 05:00 PM
I dunno, I don't mind the "taunting the crowd" act. I used to dislike him when he played for NJ, but I don't mind him in Denver. He's not all that great a player, but his show he puts on his kind of interesting to watch.
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grjr
11-02-2005, 05:13 PM
Remember that Finley said he wanted Bowen to teach him all his tricks, legal and illegal?

An elbow to the nuts is difficult to pull off clandestinely unless there's a major height differential. Did Finley stoop to conquer or catch KMart flying through his defensive perimiter?

Kmart was trying to set a pick up high and Finley "stooped to conquer". Kmart was bent over holding his shorts for the next minute of gametime and then finally went out when play stopped under the Spurs' basket. I don't believe he set any more picks once he came back in the game. :lol

T Park
11-02-2005, 05:37 PM
K-Mart is an immature fool who tries to make up for his lack of self-confidence by acting like a brash jack@ss.

He has done nothing to distinguish himself in his career and fades in the playoffs.


Ghost??

(knocks on glass)

Is that you?!??!?



I..I...I ...I am....m K...c....K...enyon.....Muh....mah......Martin!


OOOOOO LOW!!!

But funny, cause hes such an asshole.

Oh, Gee!!
11-02-2005, 05:38 PM
If I ever meet K-Mart, I'm gonna punch him right on that goofy-ass grin of his.

Phonzie20
11-02-2005, 06:10 PM
Don't take it so personally.

The NBA 'circle' leaves us out in the cold. You really think he hates Manu? Who knows (I say no). He was only making a point about the attempted flop that the Great Manu attempted. You gotta admit....

Anyway, our temporary coaching decisions were terrible. I cannot understand our rotation last night. lil earl was going back to his own ways yet Watson sat on the bench.

Oh, Gee!!
11-02-2005, 06:11 PM
Don't take it so personally.

The NBA 'circle' leaves us out in the cold. You really think he hates Manu? Who knows (I say no). He was only making a point about the attempted flop that the Great Manu attempted. You gotta admit....

Anyway, our temporary coaching decisions were terrible. I cannot understand our rotation last night. lil earl was going back to his own ways yet Watson sat on the bench.


don't tell K-Mart what I said please.

Phonzie20
11-02-2005, 06:12 PM
If I ever meet K-Mart, I'm gonna punch him right on that goofy-ass grin of his.

Over a sport you follow? Other then the fact that you would get your head bashed in you lead a questionable life. I would shake Manu's hand.

Shoot, I'd shake the Ogre's (Shaq-fu) hand and I hate that guy.

Phonzie20
11-02-2005, 06:13 PM
don't tell K-Mart what I said please.

noted