Tweet Thread to End ALL Kobe Slander

[LkrFan]

Time to give you farmers a heart attack. Get your hummingbird asses in here and :downspin: all this shiiiiiiiiiiiiit :rollin :lmao :rollin

:toast to my real Laker Gs:

https://twitter.com/Playboy_Laker/status/1118624825692450816?s=19
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Gs up, hoes down. And if that bitch can't swim, she bound to drizzown :lol

[Laker_1995]

Great way to start my morning. Shaq was more dominant but Kobe was a damn animal and nuggas saying he’s not at least top 12 are morons. But people really think kawahi and harden and curry are better lmfao. People hate Kobe and it shows

[LkrFan]

Great way to start my morning. Shaq was more dominant but Kobe was a damn animal and nuggas saying he’s not at least top 12 are morons. But people really think kawahi and harden and curry are better lmfao. People hate Kobe and it shows

Yep. No way in hell does Kiwi, Curry, Harden, Wade - or any other SG not named MJ should be ranked higher than the Black Mamba.

[Chucho]

Don Pedro so asshurt about the truth about Rapey McFuckFace, he's become the condensed version of djohn.


What happened, mijo? Who hurt you?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Kobe >>>> LeBitch :toast

[Laker_1995]

Yep. No way in hell does Kiwi, Curry, Harden, Wade - or any other SG not named MJ should be ranked higher than the Black Mamba.

people always say but but but FG% . Gtfoh. Kobe played with real injuries preety much his whole damn career with multiple hand/finger ones as well. But we all know the responses. RAPE. Love seeing denial lol

[LkrFan]

Don Pedro so asshurt about the truth about Rapey McFuckFace, he's become the condensed version of djohn.


What happened, mijo? Who hurt you?

:lmao

[LkrFan]

people always say but but but FG% . Gtfoh. Kobe played with real injuries preety much his whole damn career with multiple hand/finger ones as well. But we all know the responses. RAPE. Love seeing denial lol

This. All of this. :tu

[ambchang]

And yet the lakers went from a finals team into a non playoff team / 1st round fodder without shaq. Then miraculously back as a title contender with MVPau in the mix. Go figure.

[lefty]

I mean , Shaq had to guard Ewing, Smits, Olajuwon, Robinson, Duncan, Mutombo, Sabonis

But let’s not pretend Kobe didn’t guard Kerry Kittles, Doug Christie, Antonio Daniels or Courtney Lee , Aaron McKie or Raja Ball - because he sure didn’t guard Iverson :lol

[lefty]

people always say but but but FG% . Gtfoh. Kobe played with real injuries preety much his whole damn career with multiple hand/finger ones as well. But we all know the responses. RAPE. Love seeing denial lol
Bird had a better shooting percentage despite all his injuries : back, feet, etc

Even worse: he injured his shooting hand early in his career

Son, leave this to the pros

[Chucho]

I mean , Shaq had to guard Ewing, Smits, Olajuwon, Robinson, Duncan, Mutombo, Sabonis

But let’s not pretend Kobe didn’t guard Kerry Kittles, Doug Christie, Antonio Daniels or Courtney Lee , Aaron McKie or Raja Ball - because he sure didn’t guard Iverson :lol

:lol truf.

Shaq, during that run, was probably the most dominant player in modern NBA history. Kobe simply was never as dominant at any point in his career. He happened to be about as good as a VC, McGrady or Iverson but always did his best when paired with the best Cs in the league. The three I mentioned never had that kind of support.

It is what it is- Rapey is a beneficiary of good luck and circumstances. He's fortunate to be held in the regard he's held in.

[Laker_1995]

:lol truf.

Shaq, during that run, was probably the most dominant player in modern NBA history. Kobe simply was never as dominant at any point in his career. He happened to be about as good as a VC, McGrady or Iverson but always did his best when paired with the best Cs in the league. The three I mentioned never had that kind of support.

It is what it is- Rapey is a beneficiary of good luck and circumstances. He's fortunate to be held in the regard he's held in.


good luck and circumstances. Sounds exactly like #2 but he’s a goat now lol

[Laker_1995]

Bird had a better shooting percentage despite all his injuries : back, feet, etc

Even worse: he injured his shooting hand early in his career

Son, leave this to the pros

hes white that’s a different category

[LkrFan]

And yet the lakers went from a finals team into a non playoff team / 1st round fodder without shaq. Then miraculously back as a title contender with MVPau in the mix. Go figure.

I knew you'd like this thread. Enjoy :toast

[LkrFan]

I mean, ain't shit I posted is a lie. Instead of believing it, you farmers :downspin: shit because you don't wanna believe it. You farmers are worst than David Dennison supporters! :lmao

[LkrFan]

Bird had a better shooting percentage despite all his injuries : back, feet, etc

Even worse: he injured his shooting hand early in his career

Son, leave this to the pros

Bird > Kobe in what stratosphere? F:lolH

[DAF86]

Top 20 player of all time doing top 20 things, tbh.

[LkrFan]

I mean , Shaq had to guard Ewing, Smits, Olajuwon, Robinson, Duncan, Mutombo, Sabonis

But let’s not pretend Kobe didn’t guard Kerry Kittles, Doug Christie, Antonio Daniels or Courtney Lee , Aaron McKie or Raja Ball - because he sure didn’t guard Iverson :lol

When he guarded the bolded, he was ringless until Kobe held his handPERIOD.

[BD24]

Juan posting a bunch of random cherry picked stats I see

[LkrFan]

Top 20 player of all time doing top 20 things, tbh.

Top 2:lol? Legitimately name all 19 players better. I'll start you off:

KAJ
MJ
Magic

Anybody after these 3 are all subjective tbh.

[swrowe78]

Kobe didn't even make the playoffs in 2005. Why would he get mvp? If anything, Shaq should have gotten mvp that year.

[LkrFan]

Juan posting a bunch of random cherry picked stats I see

:lol

If you can, refute that shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit :lmao

[LkrFan]

Kobe didn't even make the playoffs in 2005. Why would he get mvp? If anything, Shaq should have gotten mvp that year.

Kobe 5
Shaq 4

Let us proceed

[LkrFan]

hes white that’s a different category

:lol

[LkrFan]

:lol truf.

Shaq, during that run, was probably the most dominant player in modern NBA history. Kobe simply was never as dominant at any point in his career. He happened to be about as good as a VC, McGrady or Iverson but always did his best when paired with the best Cs in the league. The three I mentioned never had that kind of support.

It is what it is- Rapey is a beneficiary of good luck and circumstances. He's fortunate to be held in the regard he's held in.

How come Bron didn't make it out of the East with Shaq? He better than the 3 players you listed. Yet he rang 3 times with Kobe. Go figure. :wakeup

[swrowe78]

And funny you do Lebron and Kobe comparisons but don't bring up how they did against each other.



Player
G
W
L
GS
MP
FG
FGA
FG%
3P
3PA
3P%
FT
FTA
FT%
ORB
DRB
TRB
AST
STL
BLK
TOV
PF
PTS


LeBron James (https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/j/jamesle01.html)
22
16
6
22
40.3
10.3
22.0
.469
1.4
4.2
.323
6.2
8.9
.694
1.7
5.7
7.4
7.3
1.9
0.7
3.4
2.4
28.2


Kobe Bryant (https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/bryanko01.html)
22
6
16
22
36.9
8.7
20.4
.428
1.4
4.1
.341
5.8
6.8
.847
0.8
4.2
5.0
5.2
1.1
0.2
3.2
2.3
24.

[LkrFan]

And funny you do Lebron and Kobe comparisons but don't bring up how they did against each other.



Player
G
W
L
GS
MP
FG
FGA
FG%
3P
3PA
3P%
FT
FTA
FT%
ORB
DRB
TRB
AST
STL
BLK
TOV
PF
PTS


LeBron James (https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/j/jamesle01.html)
22
16
6
22
40.3
10.3
22.0
.469
1.4
4.2
.323
6.2
8.9
.694
1.7
5.7
7.4
7.3
1.9
0.7
3.4
2.4
28.2


Kobe Bryant (https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/bryanko01.html)
22
6
16
22
36.9
8.7
20.4
.428
1.4
4.1
.341
5.8
6.8
.847
0.8
4.2
5.0
5.2
1.1
0.2
3.2
2.3
24.



Regular season? Even Harden is dope in the regular season. :lol

Bron didn't do his part in meeting Kobe in the Finals in

2008
2009
2010

I'm sure Bron would have beat him all 3 times, right?

[Spurtacular]

:lol Imagine if Dad Killer had Shaq in the center what his numbers would've been.

[Spurtacular]

How come Bron didn't make it out of the East with Shaq? He better than the 3 players you listed. Yet he rang 3 times with Kobe. Go figure. :wakeup

You're comparing prime Shaq to fat geriatric Shaq? :lol

Also, Kobe was never with Shaq. Shaq was the alpha, son. Kobe was with him.

[Spurtacular]

2008
2009
2010

I'm sure Bron would have beat him all 3 times, right?

Bron would've outplayed Kobe all three times, but you can never count out Pau's Lakers.

[lefty]

Bird > Kobe in what stratosphere? F:lolH

Son come on now

Better all around player, made his teammates better unlike Kobe, more clutch than Kobe, didn’t copy another player

[swrowe78]

Regular season? Even Harden is dope in the regular season. :lol

Bron didn't do his part in meeting Kobe in the Finals in

2008
2009
2010

I'm sure Bron would have beat him all 3 times, right?
Lebron probably wins in 2008 but loses in 2009 and 2010.

[whitemamba]

Kobe 5
TOSB LEbron 3

[LkrFan]

:lol Imagine if Dad Killer had Shaq in the center what his numbers would've been.

So now we blaming Kobe for having the GOAT GM? :lol


You're comparing prime Shaq to fat geriatric Shaq? :lol

Also, Kobe was never with Shaq. Shaq was the alpha, son. Kobe was with him.

Then explain how Kobe repeated without Shaq and 3peated without Pau.


Bron would've outplayed Kobe all three times, but you can never count out Pau's Lakers.
:lol

[LkrFan]

Lebron probably wins in 2008 but loses in 2009 and 2010.

LBJ loss to the Celtics in 2008 - 2010. That's why he went to South Beach to team up with the best of 2003 draft class tbh.

Kobe loss to the team that beat him in 2008 then beat both teams that beat him 2009-2010 (B2B without Shaq; repeated as champ - when Dungcan never did :lol).

[LkrFan]

Son come on now

Better all around player, made his teammates better unlike Kobe, more clutch than Kobe, didn’t copy another player

He's a better rebounder and passer (but remember, Kobe was the defacto PG to the tune of 5 rangs). Kobe is a better scorer and defender. Plus Kobe 3peated and repeated. Burd never even repeated. Him and Jim got something in common :lol

Kobe 5
Burd 3

:toast

[LkrFan]

Kobe 5
TOSB LEbron 3

I can't co-sign this until Bron is no longer a Laker :lol

[Spurtacular]

Then explain how Kobe repeated without Shaq and 3peated without Pau.


Yea, Scottie Pippen ringed six times supporting an Alpha.

[LkrFan]

Yea, Scottie Pippen ringed six times supporting an Alpha.

Yep. And that Alpha ain't never did shit without Scottie.

See how that works? ;)

[Spurtacular]

Yep. And that Alpha ain't never did shit without Scottie.

See how that works? ;)

I do. I can't recall a player that won a championship without a significant supporting cast. Kobe was obviously a key player in those supporting casts.

[lefty]

He's a better rebounder and passer (but remember, Kobe was the defacto PG to the tune of 5 rangs). Kobe is a better scorer and defender. Plus Kobe 3peated and repeated. Burd never even repeated. Him and Jim got something in common :lol

Kobe 5
Burd 3

:toast
Kobe is not really a great defender tb
Better scorer ? :lmao sure given he took like 500 shots per game. If Bird wanted to he would have averaged 35 ppg without breaking a sweat but he wasn’t a ballhog

Also Bird won his 3 rings as the Alpha tbh
Bird never repeated because the Celtics didn’t have a bench, the East was stacked and the Lakers were a mega stacked team that was rested come Finals time because the WC was so shit

[LkrFan]

I do. I can't recall a player that won a championship without a significant supporting cast. Kobe was obviously a key player in those supporting casts.

Like this one in 2009
https://twitter.com/Large_Professor/status/1193983703237758976?s=19

Let you farmers tell it, Baby Drew put up 25/15 set year. :lol

[LkrFan]

Kobe is not really a great defender tb
Better scorer ? :lmao sure given he took like 500 shots per game. If Bird wanted to he would have averaged 35 ppg without breaking a sweat but he wasn’t a ballhog

Also Bird won his 3 rings as the Alpha tbh
Bird never repeated because the Celtics didn’t have a bench, the East was stacked and the Lakers were a mega stacked team that was rested come Finals time because the WC was so shit

:lol at the bolded

Burd would've had two if Ralph Sampson luck ass shot didn't drop. Lakers would have 4peated 86-89. The Lakers were stacked.

But don't give me that Celtics didn't have a bench shit either son. Them fuckers won 67 games that year. You don't do that without a bench :lol

[Laker_1995]

The fact this thread got this poppin means Kobe has hurt a lot of feelings lol

[LkrFan]

https://twitter.com/JJMaples55_MST/status/1194015858672070656?s=19

[LkrFan]

The fact this thread got this poppin means Kobe has hurt a lot of feelings lol

:lol

[lefty]

:lol at the bolded

Burd would've had two if Ralph Sampson luck ass shot didn't drop. Lakers would have 4peated 86-89. The Lakers were stacked.

But don't give me that Celtics didn't have a bench shit either son. Them fuckers won 67 games that year. You don't do that without a bench :lol

Son you were lucky Stern disbanded the 86 Rockets and murdered Bias tbh

Oh and Stern also gave you game 6 vs Detroit in 88

[Chris]

Kobe raped.

[ambchang]

Arguing against retarded crap never gets old.
I knew you'd like this thread. Enjoy :toast

[ambchang]

Bird > Kobe in what stratosphere? F:lolH

None because you have to be high as the stratosphere to believe otherwise.

[LkrFan]

Son you were lucky Stern disbanded the 86 Rockets and murdered Bias tbh

Oh and Stern also gave you game 6 vs Detroit in 88

:lmao

[LkrFan]

None because you have to be high as the stratosphere to believe otherwise.

Dude even Burd would say Kobe is better. F:lolH too

[LkrFan]

Arguing against retarded crap never gets old.

:lol

[LkrFan]

Kobe raped.

Yep and still has full custody of his kids and a wedding ring :lol

Kobe 6
Jim 5

:lmao

[ambchang]

Dude even Burd would say Kobe is better. F:lolH too

Bird said a lot of things. Not all true.

[ambchang]

:lol at the bolded

Burd would've had two if Ralph Sampson luck ass shot didn't drop. Lakers would have 4peated 86-89. The Lakers were stacked.

But don't give me that Celtics didn't have a bench shit either son. Them fuckers won 67 games that year. You don't do that without a bench :lol

Hold on.

Earlier in the thread you said Lebron would have lost to MVPau because MVPau beat a team that beat a team that beat lebron. Yet here you claim bird would’ve lost to the lakers despite bird beat a team that beat the lakers.

Explain this son. P

[Mitch]

My hombre Juanberto with the goods, rustling spurm jimmies before they move to Seattle

[DAF86]

Top 2:lol? Legitimately name all 19 players better. I'll start you off:

KAJ
MJ
Magic

Anybody after these 3 are all subjective tbh.

Top 20 doesn't mean 20th best player. It could be anywhere from 11th to 20th, tbh :lol

And there's clearly, at least, 10 players better than Kobe in the history of the sport.

Off the top of my head:

Jordan
Wilt
Lebron
Kareem
Russell
Bird
Magic
Duncan
Shaq
Oscar
Hakeem
Moses
Durant
Curry
kawhi

[lefty]

Top 20 doesn't mean 20th best player. It could be anywhere from 11th to 20th, tbh :lol

And there's clearly, at least, 10 players better than Kobe in the history of the sport.

Off the top of my head:

Jordan
Wilt
Lebron
Kareem
Russell
Bird
Magic
Duncan
Shaq
Oscar
Hakeem
Moses
Durant
Curry
kawhi

Moses is so underrated

[Chris]

Yep and still has full custody of his kids and a wedding ring :lol

Kobe 6
Jim 5

:lmao

This thread is about Kobe, not Tim Duncan. You support a rapist.

[LkrFan]

This thread is about Kobe, not Tim Duncan. You support a rapist.

:lol

It was consensualPERI:lolD

[Laker_1995]

This thread is about Kobe, not Tim Duncan. You support a rapist.

You support a Cuck victim

[LkrFan]

My hombre Juanberto with the goods, rustling spurm jimmies before they move to Seattle

:lol

Seattle Spurs does sound about right. :wow

[LkrFan]

Top 20 doesn't mean 20th best player. It could be anywhere from 11th to 20th, tbh :lol

And there's clearly, at least, 10 players better than Kobe in the history of the sport.

Off the top of my head:

Jordan
Wilt
Lebron
Kareem
Russell
Bird
Magic
Duncan
Shaq
Oscar
Hakeem
Moses
Durant
Curry
kawhi

The 3 I mentioned are the only ones that I would (grudgingly) concede as being better than Kobe. Everyone else you mentioned? Nope. That's it and that's all.

[LkrFan]

Hold on.

Earlier in the thread you said Lebron would have lost to MVPau because MVPau beat a team that beat a team that beat lebron. Yet here you claim bird would’ve lost to the lakers despite bird beat a team that beat the lakers.

Explain this son. P

Nice :downspin: :lol

We ALL know if Magic AND B Scott didn't BOTH blow their hammies in 1989, they would have 3peated.

Like I said, the Rockettes got a lucky ass Ralph Sampson shot to drop in 1986. Notice two things:

1) The 86 Celtics didn't repeat
2) Sampson didn't do shit else after that lucky shot

[lefty]

Nice :downspin: :lol

We ALL know if Magic AND B Scott didn't BOTH blow their hammies in 1989, they would have 3peated.

Like I said, the Rockettes got a lucky ass Ralph Sampson shot to drop in 1986. Notice two things:

1) The 86 Celtics didn't repeat
2) Sampson didn't do shit else after that lucky shot

1, McHale, Parish, Ainge, DJ , Bird were injured and Boston played in an actual competitive conference
2. Son you know the league took the Rockets out to help the Lakers

And no the Lakers would have lost anyway in 89, Detroit was better
Heck they should have won in 88 but yoy know, phantom call on Kareem

[Spurtacular]

Like this one in 2009
https://twitter.com/Large_Professor/status/1193983703237758976?s=19

Let you farmers tell it, Baby Drew put up 25/15 set year. :lol

Yea, MVP Pau had three other all stars on that team.

[whitemamba]

I can't co-sign this until Bron is no longer a Laker :lol

my nigga

[LkrFan]

1, McHale, Parish, Ainge, DJ , Bird were injured and Boston played in an actual competitive conference
2. Son you know the league took the Rockets out to help the Lakers

And no the Lakers would have lost anyway in 89, Detroit was better
Heck they should have won in 88 but yoy know, phantom call on Kareem

:downspin: that shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! :lol

If the Celtics were as good as you claim they would have repeated.

Beat the Lakers in 84
Lost to the Lakers in 85
Beat the Rockettes in 86

:lol Nowhere to be seen again until Lurch gifted Ainge KG in 2008
:lol 22 years between titles :lol
:lol 11 years since their last title
:lol 1 title in the last 33 years

[LkrFan]

Yea, MVP Pau had three other all stars on that team.

SMH. Name 'em. :lol

[LkrFan]

my nigga

:lol

[Spurtacular]

:downspin: that shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! :lol

If the Celtics were as good as you claim they would have repeated.

Beat the Lakers in 84
Lost to the Lakers in 85
Beat the Rockettes in 86

:lol Nowhere to be seen again until Lurch gifted Ainge KG in 2008
:lol 22 years between titles :lol
:lol 11 years since their last title
:lol 1 title in the last 33 years

80's Lakers were on league welfare.

Stern robbed C's of Home Court in 85 and pulled some shit in 87. He tried to steal it from the C's in 84 too; but it didn't work.

[LkrFan]

80's Lakers were on league welfare.

Stern robbed C's of Home Court in 85 and pulled some shit in 87. He tried to steal it from the C's in 84 too; but it didn't work.

:lmao

[LkrFan]

Yea, MVP Pau had three other all stars on that team.
0mAKAkl6l0Y

BAAAAAAHHHAAHAHA!! :rollin :lmao :rollin

[Laker_1995]

Niggas say “ it don’t matter that Ariza and Bynum were hurt Boston would have still won in 08” and now its “ they were all stars “ oh hell naw lmao

[LkrFan]

Niggas say “ it don’t matter that Ariza and Bynum were hurt Boston would have still won in 08” and now its “ they were all stars “ oh hell naw lmao

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

:lmao

2-3-2 was invented to give the pivotal Game 5 on Lakers home court. Announced at the end of the season. Real fair.

[DMC]

Kobe isn't the reason Lakers fans came back out of the caves. He is the reason they went in though.

Shaq is top 8 all time. Kobe never cracked top 10.

A woman with a cocktail of random sperm in her vagina wouldn't let Kobe cum inside her.

[LkrFan]

Koolaid _Man and lakaluva where you nigglets at sons? :lol

[LkrFan]

2-3-2 was invented to give the pivotal Game 5 on Lakers home court. Announced at the end of the season. Real fair.

Do fans block shots?
Do they rebound?
Do they defend?

Boiled down: who gives a shit about where the games are played? If you need a fan to help you, you lost already.

Maybe if elimination games where in San Antonio, Jim would have repeated? :downspin:

[LkrFan]

Kobe isn't the reason Lakers fans came back out of the caves. He is the reason they went in though.

Shaq is top 8 all time. Kobe never cracked top 10.

A woman with a cocktail of random sperm in her vagina wouldn't let Kobe cum inside her.

:lol

At least he didn't pleasure his teammates wife :lmao

[KobesAchilles]

Born born never scored 60 in his life. My man Kobe scores 63 in 3 quarters.

[DAF86]

The 3 I mentioned are the only ones that I would (grudgingly) concede as being better than Kobe. Everyone else you mentioned? Nope. That's it and that's all.

Tu opinión vale madre pendejo.

[MultiTroll]

Time to give you farmers a heart attack. Get your hummingbird asses in here and :downspin: all this shiiiiiiiiiiiiit :rollin :lmao :rollin

:toast to my real Laker Gs:
https://sayingimages.com/wp-content/uploads/what-are-you-doing-life-meme.jpg

[Laker_1995]

Tu opinión vale madre pendejo.


LMAO

[LkrFan]

Tu opinión vale madre pendejo.

¡Tú también eres gilipollas! :lmao

[LkrFan]

https://sayingimages.com/wp-content/uploads/what-are-you-doing-life-meme.jpg

:lol

[ambchang]

Nice :downspin: :lol

We ALL know if Magic AND B Scott didn't BOTH blow their hammies in 1989, they would have 3peated.

Like I said, the Rockettes got a lucky ass Ralph Sampson shot to drop in 1986. Notice two things:

1) The 86 Celtics didn't repeat
2) Sampson didn't do shit else after that lucky shot

We both knew that if magic stopped blowing people the lakers may be able to still dominate in the early 90s and Kobe will be ringless.

And you still didn’t answer the question.

[DMC]

:lol

At least he didn't pleasure his teammates wife :lmao

Couldn't even please his own.

[DMC]

Boiled down;;;

Tim Duncan got the same number of rings with his best costars drafted at 28 and 57, in a small market, and didn't depend on another franchise player jumping ship to bail him out.

[Clipper Nation]

At least he didn't pleasure his teammates wife :lmao

:lol He was the one getting cucked by Karl Malone.

[ElNono]

didn't read the OP... who makes twitter threads about sidekicks?

oh, and Kobe rapedPERIOD.

[LkrFan]

:lol He was the one getting cucked by Karl Malone.

No comment :lol

[LkrFan]

Couldn't even please his own.

:lol

[LkrFan]

didn't read the OP... who makes twitter threads about sidekicks?

oh, and Kobe rapedPERIOD.

Riiiiight :lol

[LkrFan]

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1194281324607156225?s=19

:wow

[BD24]

Boiled down;;;

Tim Duncan got the same number of rings with his best costars drafted at 28 and 57, in a small market, and didn't depend on another franchise player jumping ship to bail him out.
That’s it and that’s all.

close the thread down Alfredo

[LkrFan]

That’s it and that’s all.

close the thread down Alfredo

:lol

Nope. No can do. :)

[LkrFan]

Boiled down;;;

Tim Duncan got the same number of rings with his best costars drafted at 28 and 57, in a small market, and didn't depend on another franchise player jumping ship to bail him out.

Kobe is 4-2 H2H with Jim all time in the playoffs when both players were healthyPERIOD.

Furthermore, Jim had the luxury of having CIA Pop on his sideline for all 20 years of his career. Kobe had the likes of Del Harris, Magic J:lolhnson, Mike Brown, and Mike _antoni before he had Phil Jackson.

Did Jim ever beat Kobe in the playoffs with Phil Jackson on the sideline? I think once in 2003 when Shaq was 500lbs.

And let's see Jim do damage with the likes of Smush Parker, Brian Cook, Chris Mihm, and Kwame Fucking Brown as his "supporting cast." :lmao

Boiled down, if Kobe had Phil Jackson his whole career your post could have some merit. But it doesn't. So...

F:lolH son.

[ambchang]

Kobe is 4-2 H2H with Jim all time in the playoffs when both players were healthyPERIOD.

Furthermore, Jim had the luxury of having CIA Pop on his sideline for all 20 years of his career. Kobe had the likes of Del Harris, Magic J:lolhnson, Mike Brown, and Mike _antoni before he had Phil Jackson.

Did Jim ever beat Kobe in the playoffs with Phil Jackson on the sideline? I think once in 2003 when Shaq was 500lbs.

And let's see Jim do damage with the likes of Smush Parker, Brian Cook, Chris Mihm, and Kwame Fucking Brown as his "supporting cast." :lmao

Boiled down, if Kobe had Phil Jackson his whole career your post could have some merit. But it doesn't. So...

F:lolH son.

Duncan had a advantage of a coach who couldn’t beat Kobe’s coach who always beats Duncan’s coach except when shaq was 500 lbs? So how was that an advantage?

Also, you are treating Caron butler and Lamar odom like the Chinese government treats the Tiananmen Square massacre.

:lol missing the playoffs in the same year and same conference on a crown jewel team as MVPau making it with the Grizzlies with a worse supporting cast and yet the issue was because of the 12 th man on the team.

Next thing you know you’d be blaming Faber for being female as the primary reason kobe raped her.

[Chucho]

The Chinaman and Fruit Picker should go fishing together. You know they'll find a common bond in keeping every god-damned fish they catch, poaching be damned.

[LkrFan]

Duncan had a advantage of a coach who couldn’t beat Kobe’s coach who always beats Duncan’s coach except when shaq was 500 lbs? So how was that an advantage?

Also, you are treating Caron butler and Lamar odom like the Chinese government treats the Tiananmen Square massacre.

Tough Juice and Lamar Odumb weren't shit before Kobe held their hands. Lamar didn't "wakeup" until we "traded for" MVPau and Phil had him "dominate" 2nd team players :lol

And if LO was so good, how come he never even SNIFFED an all star game? Exactly. Kobe made himPERIOD.


:lol missing the playoffs in the same year and same conference on a crown jewel team as MVPau making it with the Grizzlies with a worse supporting cast and yet the issue was because of the 12 th man on the team.
Two things:

1) Kobe missed the playoffs a few times; still has the same rang count as Jim, who made the playoffs 20 years straight. Except Kobe 3peated and repeated. Jim never even repeated.

2) "MVPau" was 0-12 in the playoffs before Kobe held his hand. Even the Greek Freak couldn't help him get out of the lEastern Conference. Kobe made him tooPERIOD.


Next thing you know you’d be blaming Faber for being female as the primary reason kobe raped her.

This is my favorite misnomer. The medical examiner found 3 separate strands of semen in her panties. 3! Kobe and two other dudes. How can you can have sex with 3 different dudes, but got "raped" by a millionaire? We know why :lmao

My only issue (besides the obvious) with Kobe is he didn't strap with that skank. Dumbass could've caught a gift that keeps on giving. SMH

But, unlike Jim, he still married and still has custody of his kids. Advantage: Kobe :lmao

[LkrFan]

The Chinaman and Fruit Picker should go fishing together. You know they'll find a common bond in keeping every god-damned fish they catch, poaching be damned.

:lol

[ambchang]

Tough Juice and Lamar Odumb weren't shit before Kobe held their hands. Lamar didn't "wakeup" until we "traded for" MVPau and Phil had him "dominate" 2nd team players :lol

So it's because of MVPau and Phil, not Kobe who helped him out.


And if LO was so good, how come he never even SNIFFED an all star game? Exactly. Kobe made himPERIOD.

Did he make the all star game after Kobe. Kobe didn't do a darn thing. Statistically speaking, he was as good a player when he was a Laker as when he was a Clipper or Heat.



Two things:

1) Kobe missed the playoffs a few times; still has the same rang count as Jim, who made the playoffs 20 years straight. Except Kobe 3peated and repeated. Jim never even repeated.

Congratulations, Kobe was on a better team. Statically speaking, more stacked teams can repeat much easier due to depth to offset fatigue and injuries. You just don't have a brains to figure this out.


2) "MVPau" was 0-12 in the playoffs before Kobe held his hand. Even the Greek Freak couldn't help him get out of the lEastern Conference. Kobe made him tooPERIOD.

Kobe without the most stacked frontline in the league can't even MAKE the playoffs to go to 0-12.


This is my favorite misnomer. The medical examiner found 3 separate strands of semen in her panties. 3! Kobe and two other dudes. How can you can have sex with 3 different dudes, but got "raped" by a millionaire? We know why :lmao

My only issue (besides the obvious) with Kobe is he didn't strap with that skank. Dumbass could've caught a gift that keeps on giving. SMH

But, unlike Jim, he still married and still has custody of his kids. Advantage: Kobe :lmao

Kobe is really that bad with the ladies. Two other random dudes got her, and yet Kobe had to force himself upon her. Now he has to live in a loveless marriage for the presses.

[LkrFan]

^ :lmao

[DMC]

Kobe is 4-2 H2H with Jim all time in the playoffs when both players were healthyPERIOD.

Furthermore, Jim had the luxury of having CIA Pop on his sideline for all 20 years of his career. Kobe had the likes of Del Harris, Magic J:lolhnson, Mike Brown, and Mike _antoni before he had Phil Jackson.

Did Jim ever beat Kobe in the playoffs with Phil Jackson on the sideline? I think once in 2003 when Shaq was 500lbs.

And let's see Jim do damage with the likes of Smush Parker, Brian Cook, Chris Mihm, and Kwame Fucking Brown as his "supporting cast." :lmao

Boiled down, if Kobe had Phil Jackson his whole career your post could have some merit. But it doesn't. So...

F:lolH son.
Tim made CIA Pop (just ask Pop)
Made Manu
Made Tony

Everyone who played with Tim was much better afterward.

Everyone who played with Kobe was great before but much worse afterward (Shaq, Howard, Pau, Bynum and even Phil)


Boiled down;;;;

5 = 5

TD 3 Finals MVP

Kobe 2

Nothing else matters but wampum. Tim has more wampum.

[LkrFan]

Tim made CIA Pop (just ask Pop)
Made Manu
Made Tony

Everyone who played with Tim was much better afterward.

Everyone who played with Kobe was great before but much worse afterward (Shaq, Howard, Pau, Bynum and even Phil)


Boiled down;;;;

5 = 5

TD 3 Finals MVP

Kobe 2

Nothing else matters but wampum. Tim has more wampum.

^ triggered :lol

I knew this thread would chap some assholes but John Clawd Van damn :lmao

This some Roger Stone Wilkileaks level shit even for you DMC :lol

[ambchang]

^ :lmao

You still haven't explained your circular logic.

[LkrFan]

:lol Kobe has his kids
:lol Kobe has a wedding ring
:lol Kobe is not an assistant coach
:lol Kobe didn't mistakenly by a gym
:lol Kobe has no tramp stamp
:lol Kobe didn't invest in Maybelline
:lol Kobe didn't lose millions on cosmetics
:lol Kobe not paying child support
:lol Kobe don't need visitation rights
:lol Kobe didn't sleep with the Admiral
:lol Kobe don't need social workers
:lol Kobe don't have a Merlin back tat

:lmao

[Mitch]

:lol Kobe has his kids
:lol Kobe has a wedding ring
:lol Kobe is not an assistant coach
:lol Kobe didn't mistakenly by a gym
:lol Kobe has no tramp stamp
:lol Kobe didn't invest in Maybelline
:lol Kobe didn't lose millions on cosmetics
:lol Kobe not paying child support
:lol Kobe don't need visitation rights
:lol Kobe didn't sleep with the Admiral
:lol Kobe don't need social workers
:lol Kobe don't have a Merlin back tat

:lmao

:lol

[ElNono]

Who is Kobe tbh? Is that one of Magic’s kid boy toys?

[DMC]

^ triggered :lol

I knew this thread would chap some assholes but John Clawd Van damn :lmao

This some Roger Stone Wilkileaks level shit even for you DMC :lol

Nah I shut you down pretty fast. You just wouldn't admit it.

Your troll bit you in the ass.

[DMC]

:lol Kobe has his kids
:lol Kobe has a wedding ring
:lol Kobe is not an assistant coach
:lol Kobe didn't mistakenly by a gym
:lol Kobe has no tramp stamp
:lol Kobe didn't invest in Maybelline
:lol Kobe didn't lose millions on cosmetics
:lol Kobe not paying child support
:lol Kobe don't need visitation rights
:lol Kobe didn't sleep with the Admiral
:lol Kobe don't need social workers
:lol Kobe don't have a Merlin back tat

:lmao

All that applies to a lot of people. None of that say anything noteworthy about Kobe Bryant. He's still outside the top 10 all time. He's not even in the top 5 all time Lakers.

[DMC]

https://i.imgur.com/wSNiWx7.jpg

[Laker_1995]

https://i.imgur.com/wSNiWx7.jpg

here comes the white cucks with their charts

[LkrFan]

All that applies to a lot of people. None of that say anything noteworthy about Kobe Bryant. He's still outside the top 10 all time. He's not even in the top 5 all time Lakers.

:lol

[LkrFan]

https://i.imgur.com/wSNiWx7.jpg

^ nerd shit. -25,000 points son :lol

[LkrFan]

here comes the white cucks with their charts

Exactly :lol

[DMC]

here comes the white cucks with their charts

Shut up, post lebron faggot

[Laker_1995]

Shut up, post lebron faggot
We meet again you piece of shit

[LkrFan]

We meet again you piece of shit

:lol

[DMC]

We meet again you piece of shit

I've been here the whole time. You just showed up sniffing James's farts.

[Laker_1995]

I've been here the whole time. You just showed up sniffing James's farts.

Take that back

[Kobe'sAchilles]

:lol Kobe has his kids
:lol Kobe has a wedding ring
:lol Kobe is not an assistant coach
:lol Kobe didn't mistakenly by a gym
:lol Kobe has no tramp stamp
:lol Kobe didn't invest in Maybelline
:lol Kobe didn't lose millions on cosmetics
:lol Kobe not paying child support
:lol Kobe don't need visitation rights
:lol Kobe didn't sleep with the Admiral
:lol Kobe don't need social workers
:lol Kobe don't have a Merlin back tat

:lmao
:lol

[whitemamba]

Kobe is 4-2 H2H with Jim all time in the playoffs when both players were healthyPERIOD.

Furthermore, Jim had the luxury of having CIA Pop on his sideline for all 20 years of his career. Kobe had the likes of Del Harris, Magic J:lolhnson, Mike Brown, and Mike _antoni before he had Phil Jackson.

Did Jim ever beat Kobe in the playoffs with Phil Jackson on the sideline? I think once in 2003 when Shaq was 500lbs.

And let's see Jim do damage with the likes of Smush Parker, Brian Cook, Chris Mihm, and Kwame Fucking Brown as his "supporting cast." :lmao

Boiled down, if Kobe had Phil Jackson his whole career your post could have some merit. But it doesn't. So...

F:lolH son.

Jim cant his keep his own marriage afloat let alone carrying a fuckin team to the playoffs. Nothing but a system player.

[LkrFan]

Jim cant his keep his own marriage afloat let alone carrying a fuckin team to the playoffs. Nothing but a system player.

This is especially true as evidenced by his 2004 Bronze Medal :lmao

Kobe?

2008 Gold Medal
2012 Gold Medal

:toast

[DMC]

Take that back

You came in like this:

https://i1.wp.com/www.addyspub.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/peter-smells-pie-o.gif

[ambchang]

Kobe is a better player because he bought a $4m ring and cried for forgiveness on live tv.

That laker fan logic. No wonder y’all kobestans. :lol

[whitemamba]

This is especially true as evidenced by his 2004 Bronze Medal :lmao

Kobe?

2008 Gold Medal
2012 Gold Medal

:toast

failing himself and his country...

[LkrFan]

Kobe is a better player because he bought a $4m ring and cried for forgiveness on live tv.

That laker fan logic. No wonder y’all kobestans. :lol

Does Jim even have $4 million dollars to his name? Jim had to take an assistant coach job to make ends meet. Hate to see it :lol

[Chucho]

Kobe raped. Period.

Kobe was piggy backed. Period.

Tim 8. Kobe 12. Period.

Tim is ranked higher than Kobe on every major list. Period.

[DMC]

Does Jim even have $4 million dollars to his name? Jim had to take an assistant coach job to make ends meet. Hate to see it :lol

You worship Kobe because he fucked a Mexican chick, something you could never accomplish, poquito.

[LkrFan]

You worship Kobe because he fucked a Mexican chick, something you could never accomplish, poquito.

:lol

El Kato Fabricio is Messican? Who knew? :lol

[ambchang]

Does Jim even have $4 million dollars to his name? Jim had to take an assistant coach job to make ends meet. Hate to see it :lol

Many people work for the love of the job. I mean, why is kobe even working now? He doesn’t need the money. You’d probably never understand though.

[LkrFan]

Many people work for the love of the job. I mean, why is kobe even working now? He doesn’t need the money. You’d probably never understand though.

What job does Kobe have? Is he a Denny's cashier? Quit making up shit to satisfy for your insatiable appetite to slander Kobe :lol

Job tally:

Jim 1, Kobe 0

:lol

[ambchang]

What job does Kobe have? Is he a Denny's cashier? Quit making up shit to satisfy for your insatiable appetite to slander Kobe :lol

Job tally:

Jim 1, Kobe 0

:lol

Kobe’s been investing in companies all over to help create his brand. You’ve been hawking his trash here as well. What was that failed sport drink he had?

[DMC]

Kobe’s been investing in companies all over to help create his brand. You’ve been hawking his trash here as well. What was that failed sport drink he had?

Luke Walton?

[Mitch]

Imagine being a 7ft millionaire, local star and picking a mediocre looking woman only to have her cheat on him with a 4'9 pinoy probably making minimum wage. How pathetic do you gotta be?

[LkrFan]

Kobe’s been investing in companies all over to help create his brand. You’ve been hawking his trash here as well. What was that failed sport drink he had?

Investing is not a job son. A job is when you clock in.. nevermind. I know English is not your first language. I apologize son. :tu

[LkrFan]

Imagine being a 7ft millionaire, local star and picking a mediocre looking woman only to have her cheat on him with a 4'9 pinoy probably making minimum wage. How pathetic do you gotta be?

:lol

[ambchang]

Imagine being a 7ft millionaire, local star and picking a mediocre looking woman only to have her cheat on him with a 4'9 pinoy probably making minimum wage. How pathetic do you gotta be?

You could’ve answered the question if you were a 7ft millionaire and local star.

[ambchang]

Investing is not a job son. A job is when you clock in.. nevermind. I know English is not your first language. I apologize son. :tu

:lol investing isn’t a job? You know how much time and effort it is to get a good investment deal? I have to give it to kobe and him surrounding himself with smart people to play with his money. Duncan didn’t and got bilked.

[LkrFan]

:lol investing isn’t a job? You know how much time and effort it is to get a good investment deal? I have to give it to kobe and him surrounding himself with smart people to play with his money. Duncan didn’t and got bilked.
Yes. But I guaranDAMNTEE you people work FOR Kobe that is doing "the work" not Kobe. Comprende? Kobe doesn't have a job son.

Jim does tho. He prolly slaving thru a film session right now :lol

[Mitch]

Yes. But I guaranDAMNTEE you people work FOR Kobe that is doing "the work" not Kobe. Comprende? Kobe doesn't have a job son.

Jim does tho. He prolly slaving thru a film session right now :lol

Tbh he probably will be demoted to waterboy by burnface come playoff time

[LkrFan]

Tbh he probably will be demoted to waterboy by burnface come playoff time

:lmao

[ambchang]

Yes. But I guaranDAMNTEE you people work FOR Kobe that is doing "the work" not Kobe. Comprende? Kobe doesn't have a job son.

Jim does tho. He prolly slaving thru a film session right now :lol

Well duh. Kobe coattails what’s new? I wouldn’t say he wasn’t working during the three peat with Shaq or repeat with mvp even though he coattailed. He still worked.

As for duncan. How do you figure he’s slaving?

[ambchang]

Tbh he probably will be demoted to waterboy by burnface come playoff time


Still won’t be demoted to 12

[LkrFan]

Well duh. Kobe coattails what’s new? I wouldn’t say he wasn’t working during the three peat with Shaq or repeat with mvp even though he coattailed. He still worked.

As for duncan. How do you figure he’s slaving?

Is coaching easy? Do they not put in 15+ hour days? Especially an assistant coach. That's slavingPERIOD.

I guarantee you Kobe has more free time than Jim nowadays. :lol You need proof? Here ya go:

https://twitter.com/MrRoscoes/status/1195255875104956416?s=19

Kobe not only has "full visitation rights" with his kids (:lol), he has enough time to teach his daughter how to execute his patent pending fadeaway. :lol

You think assistant coaching allows Jim to teach his kids his bank shot? :lol Especially on his Judge Judy-authorized visitation weekends. :lol

But what happens when "his weekend with the kids" happens during the Spurs Rodeo Road Trip? Will Pop give him time off for #KidManagement? :lmao

[BD24]

Arnulfo still in here going back and forth with AMBChina :lol

[whitemamba]

Is coaching easy? Do they not put in 15+ hour days? Especially an assistant coach. That's slavingPERIOD.

I guarantee you Kobe has more free time than Jim nowadays. :lol You need proof? Here ya go:

https://twitter.com/MrRoscoes/status/1195255875104956416?s=19


Kobe not only has "full visitation rights" with his kids (:lol), he has enough time to teach his daughter how to execute his patent pending fadeaway. :lol

You think assistant coaching allows Jim to teach his kids his bank shot? :lol Especially on his Judge Judy-authorized visitation weekends. :lol

But what happens when "his weekend with the kids" happens during the Spurs Rodeo Road Trip? Will Pop give him time off for #KidManagement? :lmao
damn if this nigga only had a son :lol

[LkrFan]

damn if this nigga only had a son :lol

:lol

They still trying. That's another W for Kobe and an L for Jim. Kobe still getting laid by Vanessa. All Jim is getting from Amy is court ordered alimony and child support payments. :lol

No wonder he has a part time assistant coach job with the Sp*rs :lol

[LkrFan]

Arnulfo still in here going back and forth with AMBChina :lol

:lmao

[whitemamba]

:lol

They still trying. That's another W for Kobe and an L for Jim. Kobe still getting laid by Vanessa. All Jim is getting from Amy is court ordered alimony and child support payments. :lol

No wonder he has a part time assistant coach job with the Sp*rs :lol

https://i.ibb.co/KqtnGXZ/Screen-Shot-2019-11-15-at-10-51-38-AM.png

The Broke Cuck

[LkrFan]

https://i.ibb.co/KqtnGXZ/Screen-Shot-2019-11-15-at-10-51-38-AM.png

The Broke Cuck

:lmao

[ambchang]

Is coaching easy? Do they not put in 15+ hour days? Especially an assistant coach. That's slavingPERIOD.

I guarantee you Kobe has more free time than Jim nowadays. :lol You need proof? Here ya go:

https://twitter.com/MrRoscoes/status/1195255875104956416?s=19

Kobe not only has "full visitation rights" with his kids (:lol), he has enough time to teach his daughter how to execute his patent pending fadeaway. :lol

You think assistant coaching allows Jim to teach his kids his bank shot? :lol Especially on his Judge Judy-authorized visitation weekends. :lol

But what happens when "his weekend with the kids" happens during the Spurs Rodeo Road Trip? Will Pop give him time off for #KidManagement? :lmao

:lol thinking free time = success. Only a welfare stealing freeloader would think that.

And :lol thinking Kobe wanted to hang out with his daughters. He’s just taking a page outta his wife’s boyfriend.

[LkrFan]

https://twitter.com/ClutchPointsApp/status/1200201334059753473?s=19

I wonder if Amy took a pic like this with my amigo Javier and Jim's kids? No weekday visitation :lmao

[Mitch]

https://twitter.com/ClutchPointsApp/status/1200201334059753473?s=19

I wonder if Amy took a pic like this with my amigo Javier and Jim's kids? No weekday visitation :lmao

you think timmy has custody today?:lol

[LkrFan]

you think timmy has custody today?:lol

Hell nawl. I bet he used face time :lmao

[daslicer]

Is coaching easy? Do they not put in 15+ hour days? Especially an assistant coach. That's slavingPERIOD.

I guarantee you Kobe has more free time than Jim nowadays. :lol You need proof? Here ya go:

https://twitter.com/MrRoscoes/status/1195255875104956416?s=19

Kobe not only has "full visitation rights" with his kids (:lol), he has enough time to teach his daughter how to execute his patent pending fadeaway. :lol

You think assistant coaching allows Jim to teach his kids his bank shot? :lol Especially on his Judge Judy-authorized visitation weekends. :lol

But what happens when "his weekend with the kids" happens during the Spurs Rodeo Road Trip? Will Pop give him time off for #KidManagement? :lmao

Having daughters sucks. No guy wants to have daughters.

[Mitch]

Hell nawl. I bet he used face time :lmao

:lmao

[LkrFan]

Has ANY woman EVER spoke like this about Jim?
https://twitter.com/1027KIISFM/status/1203191057342578688?s=19

Doubtful :wakeup

[DMC]

damn if this nigga only had a son :lol

He killed his son over that white whore in Eagle.

[DMC]

you think timmy has custody today?:lol

You think Kobe is in custody?

[Mitch]

You think Kobe is in custody?

Of a loving family? Unlike Timothy, yeah

[LkrFan]

Of a loving family? Unlike Timothy, yeah

:lmao

[UZER]

Has ANY woman EVER spoke like this about Jim?
https://twitter.com/1027KIISFM/status/1203191057342578688?s=19

Doubtful :wakeup

Typical celebrity hypocrites. #me2 but I love Kobe. :lol

[DMC]

Of a loving family? Unlike Timothy, yeah

Tim still in the NBA. Kobe quit... again.


Meh this back and forth doesn't feel the same as it used to when both teams were competitive.

[Mitch]

Tim still in the NBA. Kobe quit... again.


Meh this back and forth doesn't feel the same as it used to when both teams were competitive.

Timmy is just a waterboy, Kobe is an Oscar winner

[DMC]

Timmy is just a waterboy, Kobe is an Oscar winner

Sure, and Jeff Ayers is a champion.

[DMC]

Winning an Oscar is often a fast ticket to admission into the ranks of Academy voters. But to retired NBA star Kobe Bryant, the Academy sent a clear message: you are not welcome.

The animation and shorts branch that nominated Bryant and animator Glen Keane’s animated short “Dear Basketball,” which took home the Oscar last March, had no problem with extending him an invitation to become an Oscar member. He’s a local sports star. At February’s Oscar Nominees lunch, Bryant was given a hero’s welcome amid rousing applause as he joined the annual nominees photo. After all, he’s a retired LA Lakers team captain — and many Oscar watchers instantly perceived that he was in a strong position to take home a statue.

It’s the Academy code of conduct that got in the way here. The Governors of the Academy voted to rescind the Short Films & Animation branch invitation to Bryant. Bill Kroyer, one of three Academy governors representing the Short Films and Animation Branch, sent a letter to his branch letting them know that Bryant would not be invited to join. Although Bryant has expressed a desire to make more shorts, the Academy deemed the athlete to lack experience in the field.

It’s more likely that his tarnished reputation as an alleged sexual assaulter may have tipped the scale. (Bryant’s 2003 19-year-old accuser refused to testify and Bryant settled a later civil case.) The Academy is sensitive to these issues, having just expelled Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby and Roman Polanski from their membership rolls.

[Mitch]

Winning an Oscar is often a fast ticket to admission into the ranks of Academy voters. But to retired NBA star Kobe Bryant, the Academy sent a clear message: you are not welcome.

The animation and shorts branch that nominated Bryant and animator Glen Keane’s animated short “Dear Basketball,” which took home the Oscar last March, had no problem with extending him an invitation to become an Oscar member. He’s a local sports star. At February’s Oscar Nominees lunch, Bryant was given a hero’s welcome amid rousing applause as he joined the annual nominees photo. After all, he’s a retired LA Lakers team captain — and many Oscar watchers instantly perceived that he was in a strong position to take home a statue.

It’s the Academy code of conduct that got in the way here. The Governors of the Academy voted to rescind the Short Films & Animation branch invitation to Bryant. Bill Kroyer, one of three Academy governors representing the Short Films and Animation Branch, sent a letter to his branch letting them know that Bryant would not be invited to join. Although Bryant has expressed a desire to make more shorts, the Academy deemed the athlete to lack experience in the field.

It’s more likely that his tarnished reputation as an alleged sexual assaulter may have tipped the scale. (Bryant’s 2003 19-year-old accuser refused to testify and Bryant settled a later civil case.) The Academy is sensitive to these issues, having just expelled Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby and Roman Polanski from their membership rolls.

I dunno how hollywood works, bro :lol

Before I continue, though, Kobe is a global star not local like Duncan

Kobe: 1 oscar

Duncan: Getting pop a cup of gatorade

[LkrFan]

I dunno how hollywood works, bro :lol

Before I continue, though, Kobe is a global star not local like Duncan

Kobe: 1 oscar

Duncan: Getting pop a cup of gatorade

You made me spit out my ice cold Dos Equis :rollin :lmao :rollin

[Mitch]

You made me spit out my ice cold Dos Equis :rollin :lmao :rollin

You drinking early, hunberto :lol

[LkrFan]

You drinking early, hunberto :lol

:lol

[DMC]

I dunno how hollywood works, bro :lol

Before I continue, though, Kobe is a global star not local like Duncan

Kobe: 1 oscar

Duncan: Getting pop a cup of gatorade
It doesn't really matter what Kobe did after he retired. Tim Duncan will always be ranked higher than Kobe Bryant and has more accolades.

Kobe will always be mentioned along with Harvey Weinstein and Roman Polanski because he's a sexual predator.

[Mitch]

It doesn't really matter what Kobe did after he retired. Tim Duncan will always be ranked higher than Kobe Bryant and has more accolades.

Kobe will always be mentioned along with Harvey Weinstein and Roman Polanski because he's a sexual predator.

Nobody seems to bring that up besides his haters, tbh. Duncan will be forgotten though, ranks don't matter when 50 years from now "Kobe Bryant" will get people talking about the old days of basketball and "Tim Duncan" will just give people a puzzled look.

Kobe won the legacy battle, he's turned the chapter on his life now while Duncan is just toweling off the spur starters in the locker room.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Kobe is just behind Jordan for GOAT IMO.

[DMC]

Nobody seems to bring that up besides his haters, tbh. Duncan will be forgotten though, ranks don't matter when 50 years from now "Kobe Bryant" will get people talking about the old days of basketball and "Tim Duncan" will just give people a puzzled look.

Kobe won the legacy battle, he's turned the chapter on his life now while Duncan is just toweling off the spur starters in the locker room.

https://www.asiaone.com/A1MEDIA/news/12Dec11/20111217.110623_20111217-bryant.jpg

Kobestans won't ever see their hero in any other light, right up there with the Naruto, but the ROTW see him like this.

[DMC]

Kobe Bryant was ranked 14th in a list of the 50 greatest NBA players of all time, behind Shaquille O'Neal (sixth), Tim Duncan (seventh), and Magic Johnson (fourth).

[Mitch]

https://www.asiaone.com/A1MEDIA/news/12Dec11/20111217.110623_20111217-bryant.jpg

Kobestans won't ever see their hero in any other light, right up there with the Naruto, but the ROTW see him like this.

I never thought he did it, tbh. Woman had like 11 different semen samples in her panties, Kobe is a good target for women who are looking for child support or a quick buck in court.

[DMC]

I never thought he did it, tbh. Woman had like 11 different semen samples in her panties, Kobe is a good target for women who are looking for child support or a quick buck in court.

Me either, but he's an idiot for being a superstar multimillionaire with billionaire capability and fucking some little trashy skank while his wife is busy miscarrying. I thought he was untouchable before that. The 1st world isn't becoming more "maybe he was innocent" friendly. As time passes, anyone who even remotely is connected to some shit like this is going to be ostracized and be radioactive for the new generation of social media pleasers.

[Mitch]

Me either, but he's an idiot for being a superstar multimillionaire with billionaire capability and fucking some little trashy skank while his wife is busy miscarrying. I thought he was untouchable before that. The 1st world isn't becoming more "maybe he was innocent" friendly. As time passes, anyone who even remotely is connected to some shit like this is going to be ostracized and be radioactive for the new generation of social media pleasers.

He was dumb to not hire at least escorts, yeah. At least then there's a transaction on paper so she can't cry rape

[ambchang]

Nobody seems to bring that up besides his haters, tbh. Duncan will be forgotten though, ranks don't matter when 50 years from now "Kobe Bryant" will get people talking about the old days of basketball and "Tim Duncan" will just give people a puzzled look.

Kobe won the legacy battle, he's turned the chapter on his life now while Duncan is just toweling off the spur starters in the locker room.

So Kobe’s rank is dropping by the year and you think basketball fans will somehow think he’s better 50 years from now? At this rate kobe won’t even be a top 30 player in 50 years.

[Mitch]

Weren't you told to ignore me or something since you wanted to bitch to mods, ambchunk? Fuck outta here, crybaby :lol

[swrowe78]

Kobe Bryant was ranked 14th in a list of the 50 greatest NBA players of all time, behind Shaquille O'Neal (sixth), Tim Duncan (seventh), and Magic Johnson (fourth).
That's just stupid to me. There aren't 10 players in nba history who were better than Kobe Bryant. I'm a Spurs fan, hate the Lakers, but got to respect the guy.

[ambchang]

Weren't you told to ignore me or something since you wanted to bitch to mods, ambchunk? Fuck outta here, crybaby :lol

And I have to listen why?

[ambchang]

That's just stupid to me. There aren't 10 players in nba history who were better than Kobe Bryant. I'm a Spurs fan, hate the Lakers, but got to respect the guy.

Jordan
Kareem
Magic
Bird
Duncan
Lebron
Hakeem
Moses
Shaq
Wilt
Russell
Oscar

Durant curry and harden are on the way

Realistically, when you look at the whole body of work, Kobe is really on the level of Robinson, dirk, Garnett, wade and such. He just happened to have the best frontlines in the league with him playing a complimentary role.

His failures during his absolute prime was routinely got ignored.

[swrowe78]

Jordan
Kareem
Magic
Bird
Duncan
Lebron
Hakeem
Moses
Shaq
Wilt
Russell
Oscar

Durant curry and harden are on the way

Realistically, when you look at the whole body of work, Kobe is really on the level of Robinson, dirk, Garnett, wade and such. He just happened to have the best frontlines in the league with him playing a complimentary role.

His failures during his absolute prime was routinely got ignored.
Hakeem was probably the greatest center of all time at his peak,but it was short. Also got his two rings when Jordan wasn't playing or was rusty from retirement. Also his accolades just don't matchup to Kobes. Kobe was better. Moses Malone only has one ring. Yeah he has more mvps than kobe, but 5 rings are more significant than 3 mvps. Oscar Robertson, one ring getting carried by Kareem. Also, people really overrated the triple double. So yeah, Kobe should be top 10.

Also, people need to realize that luck plays a part in being all time great too. Yes, Kobe was lucky to be on the same team as prime Shaq and get 3 rings. But, hate to say it, Duncan was also lucky to get drafted by the Spurs. Replace Duncan with prime Hakeem, I think they win the same number of rings.

[ambchang]

Hakeem was probably the greatest center of all time at his peak,but it was short. Also got his two rings when Jordan wasn't playing or was rusty from retirement. Also his accolades just don't matchup to Kobes. Kobe was better. Moses Malone only has one ring. Yeah he has more mvps than kobe, but 5 rings are more significant than 3 mvps. Oscar Robertson, one ring getting carried by Kareem. Also, people really overrated the triple double. So yeah, Kobe should be top 10.

Also, people need to realize that luck plays a part in being all time great too. Yes, Kobe was lucky to be on the same team as prime Shaq and get 3 rings. But, hate to say it, Duncan was also lucky to get drafted by the Spurs. Replace Duncan with prime Hakeem, I think they win the same number of rings.

So shaq got the three finals mvp along with one mvp during that run but somehow Kobe should get credit for th alpha rings?

Hakeem’s statistical prime was before he won the rings.

Moses was bullying Kareem around in their primes

Duncan and Hakeem have totally different games. I don’t agree with it but it doesn’t matter in this argument because both are better than Kobe.

I can never understand the ring argument.

[Chucho]

Mitch worries about Timmy's cucking the way Derp is deep in Blake's cuck past.

Appropriate.

[Chucho]

What really matters:

Rape Indictments:

Kobe- 1

GOATim - 0

Teehee, your Kobe raped.

[DMC]

What really matters:

Rape Indictments:

Kobe- 1

GOATim - 0

Teehee, your Kobe raped.

Arn

[DMC]

That's just stupid to me. There aren't 10 players in nba history who were better than Kobe Bryant. I'm a Spurs fan, hate the Lakers, but got to respect the guy.

All the pundits agree Kobe is outside the top 10 so I don't know why it should cause anyone to raise an eyebrow that you feel differently.

[LkrFan]

Weren't you told to ignore me or something since you wanted to bitch to mods, ambchunk? Fuck outta here, crybaby :lol

He did that shit? :lmao

[LkrFan]

All the pundits agree Kobe is outside the top 10 so I don't know why it should cause anyone to raise an eyebrow that you feel differently.

All the white grudge holding media who is mad that Kobe fucked the shit out of one of their own. Them pundits? F:lolH

[LkrFan]

What really matters:

Rape Indictments:

Kobe- 1

GOATim - 0

Teehee, your Kobe raped.

Your choo choo raped too :lol

[DMC]

All the white grudge holding media who is mad that Kobe fucked the shit out of one of their own. Them pundits? F:lolH

SI

That's Sports Illustrated but also yes in Spanish.

[DMC]

Your choo choo raped too :lol

That's fine we can compare Kobe to Neal. I don't have a problem with that one.

[LkrFan]

SI

That's Sports Illustrated but also yes in Spanish.

Is SI owned by an African American? Si or no? Exactly. :lol

[swrowe78]

So shaq got the three finals mvp along with one mvp during that run but somehow Kobe should get credit for th alpha rings?

Hakeem’s statistical prime was before he won the rings.

Moses was bullying Kareem around in their primes

Duncan and Hakeem have totally different games. I don’t agree with it but it doesn’t matter in this argument because both are better than Kobe.

I can never understand the ring argument.
I mean, Hakeem was putting up the most points of his career in his championship years. Also before Hakeem won the chip, he got eliminated in the first round 4 straight years in a row followed by a year he missed the playoffs. Not very impressive 5 year stretch. Even Russell Westbrook didn't get eliminated in the first round 4 years in a row.

Moses Malone pretty much became irrelevant after he won the chip in 1983. While Kareem was still going to the finals each year against the Celtics. And he let the Celtics punk him.

[ambchang]

I mean, Hakeem was putting up the most points of his career in his championship years. Also before Hakeem won the chip, he got eliminated in the first round 4 straight years in a row followed by a year he missed the playoffs. Not very impressive 5 year stretch. Even Russell Westbrook didn't get eliminated in the first round 4 years in a row.

Moses Malone pretty much became irrelevant after he won the chip in 1983. While Kareem was still going to the finals each year against the Celtics. And he let the Celtics punk him.

Kobe’s couldn’t even make the playoffs when he was on his own with a similar supporting cast as MVPau did. Jordan didn’t get past the first round how many times?

Point is, every single year kobe won a championship his team has an over whelming advantage in talent, to the point he was clearly the second banana in three of those, and was second in advanced stats in the other two.

Moses disappeared? He led the league rebounds twice and scored over 20ppg after 83. Him not having Mchale, parish and DJ isn’t his fault. Unless you want to argue he is a GM.

I mean. How hard is it to understand that basketball is a team game.

[LkrFan]

Clutch time. Kobe be about that action
https://twitter.com/LakeShowFamily/status/1205612672483516417?s=19

Clutch time. Jim tell's Pop to take him out the game for Boris Diaw. Then this happens

tr6XsZVb-ZE

:lmao

Boiled down: 24 >>> 21 :toast

[ambchang]

Clutch time. Kobe be about that action
https://twitter.com/LakeShowFamily/status/1205612672483516417?s=19

Clutch time. Jim tell's Pop to take him out the game for Boris Diaw. Then this happens

tr6XsZVb-ZE

:lmao

Boiled down: 24 >>> 21 :toast

Fitting Kobe was in be middle of a car wreck. Just like the lakers he ran to the ground.

[LkrFan]

Fitting Kobe was in be middle of a car wreck. Just like the lakers he ran to the ground.

https://twitter.com/JeffZillgitt/status/1207767589595893760?s=19

Scenario: YOU have a hall of fame vote. Kobe doesn't get in without your deciding vote. Is he in or out? :downspin:

[ambchang]

https://twitter.com/JeffZillgitt/status/1207767589595893760?s=19

Scenario: YOU have a hall of fame vote. Kobe doesn't get in without your deciding vote. Is he in or out? :downspin:

Of course he’s in, no question. He holds the most unbreakable nba record of all time:most missed FGs

[lefty]

So shaq got the three finals mvp along with one mvp during that run but somehow Kobe should get credit for th alpha rings?

Hakeem’s statistical prime was before he won the rings.

Moses was bullying Kareem around in their primes

Duncan and Hakeem have totally different games. I don’t agree with it but it doesn’t matter in this argument because both are better than Kobe.

I can never understand the ring argument.

This.

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://twitter.com/JeffZillgitt/status/1207767589595893760?s=19

Scenario: YOU have a hall of fame vote. Kobe doesn't get in without your deciding vote. Is he in or out? :downspin:
Kobe, Duncan, Cash get in first ballot

the rest (except Marion) get in later... Garnett second ballot IMO

I don't think Marion is a HOFer. He's a draymond green without the rings... I mean I guess he did have 1 as a washed up depth role player with the Mavs in '11, but that doesn't count

[LkrFan]

https://twitter.com/espn/status/1211507245667803136?s=19

https://twitter.com/AudelDelToro/status/1211525739767463938?s=19

:lmao

[LkrFan]

https://twitter.com/LakeShowFamily/status/1211528987396182016?s=19

:lol

[HarlemHeat37]

What kind of man tells on another man to the feds for literally no reason at all?:lol

[LkrFan]

What kind of man tells on another man to the feds for literally no reason at all?:lol

Kobe 5
Snaq 4

That's it and that's all son :lol

[LkrFan]

https://twitter.com/LakeShowFamily/status/1211725233020952576?s=19

Jim could never :lol

[DMC]

He didn't actually jump it, Jepe.

[LkrFan]

He didn't actually jump it, Jepe.

:lol

https://pics.me.me/somebody-done-told-you-wrong-emegenerator-net-somebody-done-told-you-53889266.png

:lol

[ambchang]

https://twitter.com/LakeShowFamily/status/1211725233020952576?s=19

Jim could never :lol

Sums up Kobe’s career, a bunch of lies being soaked up by the ignorant masses as facts.

[Clipper Nation]

https://twitter.com/LakeShowFamily/status/1211528987396182016?s=19

:lol
Kawhi should have learned French so he could tell Porker to passez-vous le ball.

[RC_Drunkford]

https://twitter.com/LakeShowFamily/status/1211528987396182016?s=19

:lol

fuck the Lakers, but I ain't gonna lie, I love how competitive Kobe was. This new generation of players is soft

[DMC]

No, Kobe Bryant Did Not Jump Over a CarFacebookTwitter
Posted: April 15, 2008


By now, you've probably seen the viral video making the rounds of the web. At least, Nike hopes you have. Goaded by a teammate, NBA star Kobe Bryant appears to jump clear over a speeding Aston Martin DB9 Volante droptop (MSRP about $180,000). Though circulating the internet as if it were a home video, the piece is actually a carefully choreographed Nike commercial, an attempt to sell the shoemaker's new "Hyperdunk" line of basketball shoes. And the automotive press is unanimous: the stunt was faked.

Jalopnik says "We're skeptics," thinking the stunt was "all a slickly edited fake."

Autoblog thinks "Kobe really jumped (his leaping ability is not in question) as the car simply drove by beside him."

Britain's Top Gear comments, "If he thinks we'll believe that's for real, then he knows about as much as we do about basketball."

Pennsylvania NBC affiliate WCAU-TV was so unsure, they "contacted Drexel University physics professor Dr. David Goldberg and asked him if a grown man could jump over a speeding car." Goldberg's conclusion? "He says watching the video, you notice that Bryant is not leaning forward or back and is jumping just straight up and down which would allow him to rise above the car."

Bryant himself hints that the stunt was faked. The St. Louis Post Dispatch notes that, when a reporter asked him "How'd you jump over that car?" Bryant responded, "Hollywood, baby!"

Not to mention, as the Los Angeles Times points out, it would probably be a contract violation. "Jumping over a moving vehicle has got to be a no-no on some level (even if that specific activity isn't expressly prohibited in Kobe's agreement)."

Charlotte Observer columnist Langston Wertz worries that "People will try things they see on TV or the internet, particularly when it's done by a guy like Bryant, who is idolized by millions. … I can only hope no foolish young person is planning to 'just be like Kobe' and have his buddy come flying at him in a silver Corolla tomorrow."

Watch the video if you're unsure, but we're pretty certain we see Bryant's shadow on the car as it passes, meaning he's beside it, not over it. And frankly, we doubt he'd do it. The injury risk is just too high. No one would risk hurting a perfectly good DB9 like that…

Can't afford a DB9 yourself? Read about less-expensive alternatives with U.S. News' rankings and reviews of affordable

[LkrFan]

Kawhi should have learned French so he could tell Porker to passez-vous le ball.

:rollin :lmao :rollin

[LkrFan]

No, Kobe Bryant Did Not Jump Over a CarFacebookTwitter
Posted: April 15, 2008


By now, you've probably seen the viral video making the rounds of the web. At least, Nike hopes you have. Goaded by a teammate, NBA star Kobe Bryant appears to jump clear over a speeding Aston Martin DB9 Volante droptop (MSRP about $180,000). Though circulating the internet as if it were a home video, the piece is actually a carefully choreographed Nike commercial, an attempt to sell the shoemaker's new "Hyperdunk" line of basketball shoes. And the automotive press is unanimous: the stunt was faked.

Jalopnik says "We're skeptics," thinking the stunt was "all a slickly edited fake."

Autoblog thinks "Kobe really jumped (his leaping ability is not in question) as the car simply drove by beside him."

Britain's Top Gear comments, "If he thinks we'll believe that's for real, then he knows about as much as we do about basketball."

Pennsylvania NBC affiliate WCAU-TV was so unsure, they "contacted Drexel University physics professor Dr. David Goldberg and asked him if a grown man could jump over a speeding car." Goldberg's conclusion? "He says watching the video, you notice that Bryant is not leaning forward or back and is jumping just straight up and down which would allow him to rise above the car."

Bryant himself hints that the stunt was faked. The St. Louis Post Dispatch notes that, when a reporter asked him "How'd you jump over that car?" Bryant responded, "Hollywood, baby!"

Not to mention, as the Los Angeles Times points out, it would probably be a contract violation. "Jumping over a moving vehicle has got to be a no-no on some level (even if that specific activity isn't expressly prohibited in Kobe's agreement)."

Charlotte Observer columnist Langston Wertz worries that "People will try things they see on TV or the internet, particularly when it's done by a guy like Bryant, who is idolized by millions. … I can only hope no foolish young person is planning to 'just be like Kobe' and have his buddy come flying at him in a silver Corolla tomorrow."

Watch the video if you're unsure, but we're pretty certain we see Bryant's shadow on the car as it passes, meaning he's beside it, not over it. And frankly, we doubt he'd do it. The injury risk is just too high. No one would risk hurting a perfectly good DB9 like that…

Can't afford a DB9 yourself? Read about less-expensive alternatives with U.S. News' rankings and reviews of affordable

Delete this bruh. I already knew that. :lol

[DMC]

fuck the Lakers, but I ain't gonna lie, I love how competitive Kobe was. This new generation of players is soft

You're revising history. Kobe was a stat chaser. He wasn't competitive unless he had a overwhelming talent advantage on his team. Otherwise he was just brand building and running off teammates.

[DMC]

Delete this bruh. I already knew that. :lol

No, I have to battle fake news.

[LkrFan]

Not Jim
Not Bron
Not Shaq
Not KG
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1211797427222507520?s=19

Dirk's opinion >>>>>> ambchink

[LkrFan]

No, I have to battle fake news.

:lol

[ambchang]

Not Jim
Not Bron
Not Shaq
Not KG
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1211797427222507520?s=19

Dirk's opinion >>>>>> ambchink

Smart move by dirk. Kobe’s the greatest. I beat his ass. Therefore I’m actually the greatest.

[daslicer]

Smart move by dirk. Kobe’s the greatest. I beat his ass. Therefore I’m actually the greatest.

This. He's 2-4 against Duncan all time in the playoffs while he's undefeated against Kobe.

[LkrFan]

Smart move by dirk. Kobe’s the greatest. I beat his ass. Therefore I’m actually the greatest.

https://twitter.com/ShowtimeForum/status/1211864245517684736?s=19

Shhhhh!

[RC_Drunkford]

You're revising history. Kobe was a stat chaser. He wasn't competitive unless he had a overwhelming talent advantage on his team. Otherwise he was just brand building and running off teammates.

I'm talking overall competitive spirit which includes his insane work ethic. Mostly off the court stuff

[ambchang]

https://twitter.com/ShowtimeForum/status/1211864245517684736?s=19

Shhhhh!

And yet dirk beat his ass bloody and set the entire lakers franchise back 6 years.

Bravo dirk, bravo.

[LkrFan]

And yet dirk beat his ass bloody and set the entire lakers franchise back 6 years.

Bravo dirk, bravo.

:lol

[LkrFan]

https://twitter.com/basketballfosho/status/1217278684689649665?s=19

Not pictured: 2000-2015 Sp*r team photos :lol

[spurraider21]

that jalen photoshop job is horrible

[ambchang]

https://twitter.com/basketballfosho/status/1217278684689649665?s=19

Not pictured: 2000-2015 Sp*r team photos :lol

Smile if Kobe backstabbed you.

https://images.app.goo.gl/fNmhvHfDpyv7Shi56

[LkrFan]

Smile if Kobe backstabbed you.

https://images.app.goo.gl/fNmhvHfDpyv7Shi56

I can see Shaq, but Phil? Explain son :lol

[LkrFan]

https://twitter.com/JasmineLWatkins/status/1217814045115535361?s=19

[Chris Fall]

I don’t get it. Years later, Kobe still triggers.

Universally, Kobe is respected by his former NBA colleagues. Not always liked, sometimes viewed as aloof or just plain weird. But universally respected. And I know Kobe haters would love and would want it not to be true and try to find some type of conspiracy theory as to why former players and coaches always praise Kobe. But it’s not fake. It’s not disingenuous. Pop loved Kobe. That’s real. What Dirk said, it’s genuine. Players and coaches don’t look at his stat sheet inefficiencies or his selfishness. The stats geek hates Kobe. But the NBA player doesn’t. They look at his competitive fire, his work ethic, his will and drive. And he’s universally respected by them.

Kobe haters hold onto Kobe’s 6-for-24 or the Shaq snitching Colorado episode or his gay white photoshoot like prayers under their pillows. They keep them close, well guarded, and never let them go. They hold their hopes and dreams like lasting remnants of a way to hate the guy who has already left and said goodbye. He’s been retired. He rather help coach his daughter’s youth games and write fiction books than be in the NBA spotlight. But the Kobe haters will still find him. They’ll still unfold those prayers under their pillows, squint their eyes, mean mug em and spill the hate they so desperately need to release because some former NBA great said nice things about him. How dare they. How dare he.

Bruh, he been gone. Let it go. But next year, and the year after, and the year after, Kobe will still trigger.

Bang! Bang! And the Kobe haters will continue to shoot their load.

[Chucho]

^^^

New to SpursTalk, evidently.

[ambchang]

I don’t get it. Years later, Kobe still triggers.

Universally, Kobe is respected by his former NBA colleagues. Not always liked, sometimes viewed as aloof or just plain weird. But universally respected. And I know Kobe haters would love and would want it not to be true and try to find some type of conspiracy theory as to why former players and coaches always praise Kobe. But it’s not fake. It’s not disingenuous. Pop loved Kobe. That’s real. What Dirk said, it’s genuine. Players and coaches don’t look at his stat sheet inefficiencies or his selfishness. The stats geek hates Kobe. But the NBA player doesn’t. They look at his competitive fire, his work ethic, his will and drive. And he’s universally respected by them.

Kobe haters hold onto Kobe’s 6-for-24 or the Shaq snitching Colorado episode or his gay white photoshoot like prayers under their pillows. They keep them close, well guarded, and never let them go. They hold their hopes and dreams like lasting remnants of a way to hate the guy who has already left and said goodbye. He’s been retired. He rather help coach his daughter’s youth games and write fiction books than be in the NBA spotlight. But the Kobe haters will still find him. They’ll still unfold those prayers under their pillows, squint their eyes, mean mug em and spill the hate they so desperately need to release because some former NBA great said nice things about him. How dare they. How dare he.

Bruh, he been gone. Let it go. But next year, and the year after, and the year after, Kobe will still trigger.

Bang! Bang! And the Kobe haters will continue to shoot their load.

You mean how his entire thread is being driven by lkrfan?

[Kawhitstorm]

I don’t get it. Years later, Kobe still triggers.

Universally, Kobe is respected by his former NBA colleagues. Not always liked, sometimes viewed as aloof or just plain weird. But universally respected. And I know Kobe haters would love and would want it not to be true and try to find some type of conspiracy theory as to why former players and coaches always praise Kobe. But it’s not fake. It’s not disingenuous. Pop loved Kobe. That’s real. What Dirk said, it’s genuine. Players and coaches don’t look at his stat sheet inefficiencies or his selfishness. The stats geek hates Kobe. But the NBA player doesn’t. They look at his competitive fire, his work ethic, his will and drive. And he’s universally respected by them.

Kobe haters hold onto Kobe’s 6-for-24 or the Shaq snitching Colorado episode or his gay white photoshoot like prayers under their pillows. They keep them close, well guarded, and never let them go. They hold their hopes and dreams like lasting remnants of a way to hate the guy who has already left and said goodbye. He’s been retired. He rather help coach his daughter’s youth games and write fiction books than be in the NBA spotlight. But the Kobe haters will still find him. They’ll still unfold those prayers under their pillows, squint their eyes, mean mug em and spill the hate they so desperately need to release because some former NBA great said nice things about him. How dare they. How dare he.

Bruh, he been gone. Let it go. But next year, and the year after, and the year after, Kobe will still trigger.

Bang! Bang! And the Kobe haters will continue to shoot their load.

He raped a woman, was envious of Shaq & failed miserably at trying to be like Mike...........that will NEVER not be true.

[LkrFan]

I don’t get it. Years later, Kobe still triggers.

Universally, Kobe is respected by his former NBA colleagues. Not always liked, sometimes viewed as aloof or just plain weird. But universally respected. And I know Kobe haters would love and would want it not to be true and try to find some type of conspiracy theory as to why former players and coaches always praise Kobe. But it’s not fake. It’s not disingenuous. Pop loved Kobe. That’s real. What Dirk said, it’s genuine. Players and coaches don’t look at his stat sheet inefficiencies or his selfishness. The stats geek hates Kobe. But the NBA player doesn’t. They look at his competitive fire, his work ethic, his will and drive. And he’s universally respected by them.

Kobe haters hold onto Kobe’s 6-for-24 or the Shaq snitching Colorado episode or his gay white photoshoot like prayers under their pillows. They keep them close, well guarded, and never let them go. They hold their hopes and dreams like lasting remnants of a way to hate the guy who has already left and said goodbye. He’s been retired. He rather help coach his daughter’s youth games and write fiction books than be in the NBA spotlight. But the Kobe haters will still find him. They’ll still unfold those prayers under their pillows, squint their eyes, mean mug em and spill the hate they so desperately need to release because some former NBA great said nice things about him. How dare they. How dare he.

Bruh, he been gone. Let it go. But next year, and the year after, and the year after, Kobe will still trigger.

Bang! Bang! And the Kobe haters will continue to shoot their load.

amb is gonna be triggered by your truth bombs :lol

[LkrFan]

You mean how his entire thread is being driven by lkrfan?

I knew it. Triggered. What a simpleton :lol

[ambchang]

I knew it. Triggered. What a simpleton :lol

So what did it say about you thinking about me all the time?

[LkrFan]

https://twitter.com/basketballfosho/status/1218669135921479681?s=19

:lol

[LkrFan]

https://youtu.be/iMlv3vLEKtg
This Faggot ruined your potential to have a Patroits and Auerbach Celtics type DYNASTY

THANKS FOR THE RINGS KOBE LOL

you MORON

but he got his NUMBERS Dawg

You can always tell when the (Lakers) are good and the (Spurs) suck. Alt accounts come after you. :lol

[LkrFan]

You're not a Lakers fan.....

Also its a FACT that he cost you a Tom Brady Bill Belichick 20 year Dynasty over his ego.

Live with that "Laker Fan"

Okay, alt. :tu

[LkrFan]

https://twitter.com/NBAsyndicate/status/1221525820360888322?s=19

:(

[Spurtacular]

https://twitter.com/NBAsyndicate/status/1221525820360888322?s=19

:(

The one with every game-winning shot miss would be 20 minutes. :lmao

[LkrFan]

bUt kObE dIdN't pAsS
https://twitter.com/JasmineLWatkins/status/1222325352355319808?s=19

It still hurts :cry

[LkrFan]

As a rookie in his first playoff series, he was the only one with balls that hung low enough to take those shots vs Utah. Fittingly, his last game was vs Utah...
https://twitter.com/timelesssports_/status/1222702713160568834?s=19

...he dropped 60 on em :lol

I'm gonna miss him. Not gonna lie :cry