Seanisms

[The sone]

Everybody is looking forward to the new Spurs season...while that is great, personally, I'm looking forward to a new season of "Seanism"... Are you?


Although this isn't a "Seanism", it's my favorite: Taco Cabana!

But for real, one that comes to mind: "He's going to have to brush his teeth tomorrow morning to get the orange out." -After TD stuffs an unworthy opponent.

Give me your favorite!

[ZStomp]

I love after TD (or whoever it was) stuffed another playa and Sean says: "Send that back to the kitchen, it wasn't ready."

:lol

[The sone]

does anyone know when hes what game hell be calling next?

[pache100]

Give me your favorite!

My favorite is "He just ran out of the house with the good china AND the silver!" when someone makes a really good steal.

[Leetonidas]

I liked the whole bit he does about Bruce being "The Rash" and how you have to shower extra because his scent is still on you.

[boutons]

a "color analyst"

[pache100]

New one: "Slap the orange off the basketball"

:lmao

How does he come up with this stuff???? :lol

[mookie2001]

"this man has LIMBS, for arms"

[spurs=bling]

the cafeteria is closed

[Rydia]

I love listening to Sean! I love the way he always comments on players that come from the University of Arizona (because he played here) and once he said something like , "The Tension is to the roof! You can feel it!" hehehe Sometimes too he will give a big old smile when he knows the camera is on him....he also gave Pops bunny ears...anyone catch that?

[TOP-CHERRY]

Sometimes too he will give a big old smile when he knows the camera is on him....
Hahaha, I always laugh when he does that. I LOVE HIM!! he rocks.

[Ginofan]

my fav was when he called John Stockton's old shorts obsecenly ridiculously obscene.

[FromWayDowntown]

I can't remember any exact quotes, but there was one night that Sean found some way to bring everything that happened in the game back to Malik Rose's leather pants and all the poor cows how gave up their lives to make those pants.

[Dave McNulla]

he said that kobe only shoots when he has the basketball.

[ZStomp]

After blocking one's shots he said something like, "send that back to the kitchen, it wasn't ready!"

[SmotPoker]

Yeah z, you already said that.

[bigbendbruisebrother]

he said that kobe only shoots when he has the basketball.

Now that's epitaph material. :lol

[Hook Dem]

"hey...you left something on the floor(jock strap) ! :lol

[Spurs Biggest Fan]

On a steal by Manu, Sean said, "He looked at him as if he just smelled something bad!"

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

When commenting on Steve Nash's defense (or lack of it), "I wonder how much his ticket cost to get a seat right on the court, because right now all he's doing is watching this game."

[Rydia]

When commenting on Steve Nash's defense (or lack of it), "I wonder how much his ticket cost to get a seat right on the court, because right now all he's doing is watching this game."
hahahahahaha!!

That is CLASSIC! I love it when Sean talks about Manu too...that's hilarious. Tooo Good!

[conqueso]

Sean was on fire tonight!

Commenting on all the open looks Rasho was getting, Sean said "He's going to have to push himself back from the table, because he's getting all he can eat....He hasn't seen this many shots since his 21st birthday!"

Referring to that sick as dunk by TD in the third, Sean said of Iguodala "He gonna have a hard time flossing the orange out of his teeth after the game."

Best Spurs Announcer Ever!

[1Parker1]

"He hasn't seen this many shots since his 21st birthday!"

:lmao :lmao That's the funniest one I've heard...

[spurs=bling]

Sean just practices all of that at home and its good.

[SAtown]

Spurs broadcasts are extremely enjoyable now that Sean is commentating. I remember his being an ESPN commentator and wasn't funny at all. Sean Elliot > Joel Meyers, Jay Howard, Dick Stockton, Bill Shoening (sp?), ... you get it.

Also, a good one is straight from the 05 DVD, when the Spurs are kicking some 'Cry-Allen' ass. "Memo to Seattle... You're not in Sacramento anymore." Classic

[ZStomp]

Rasho just blocked a shot and Sean says, "Rasho told him he wasn't good enough." :lol

[ZStomp]

"T-Ball anyone?" -after Horry blocks Augman's shot.....haha

[ZStomp]

"Ni Modo" :lol

[Slomo]

This guy is good :tu

Please keep posting his quotes.

[pache100]

....he also gave Pops bunny ears...anyone catch that?

He's been doing that for years :lol , and it's always been funny. He's been doing it since he was playing here, he'd walk up behind the sports announcers (he especially picked on Greg Simmons) when they were doing pre-game, or if they were on camera during half-time or after the game. For a long time after he retired, some of the old guys who were playing here when Sean was would come up behind him when he was on camera and do it to him. It always gets a big smile from him. I always thought he meant it as "devil horns", though, rather than bunny ears.:lol :D

I also love the way he gets this super serious look on his face and slightly bobs his head up and down (in a "yes" motion) when the other announcer is talking. That is a riot.

[conqueso]

He's been doing that for years :lol , and it's always been funny. He's been doing it since he was playing here, he'd walk up behind the sports announcers (he especially picked on Greg Simmons) when they were doing pre-game, or if they were on camera during half-time or after the game. For a long time after he retired, some of the old guys who were playing here when Sean was would come up behind him when he was on camera and do it to him. It always gets a big smile from him. I always thought he meant it as "devil horns", though, rather than bunny ears.:lol :D

I also love the way he gets this super serious look on his face and slightly bobs his head up and down (in a "yes" motion) when the other announcer is talking. That is a riot.

And people question whether or not he should have gotten his jersey retired! BAH! He should be up in the rafters just for his work as a commentator, even if you forget about the All-Star games and the M-Day Miracle and the transplant and everything.


http://www.spursinfo.com/photos/spurs/elliott/elliott_16.jpg
Best Spurs Telecaster Ever!
Better even than Cobe Dietrick.

[conqueso]

By the way...


http://www.spursinfo.com/photos/spurs/elliott/elliott_4.jpg

How the hell did that shot ever go in?

[boutons]

"How the hell did that shot ever go in?"

it was a "miracle" Baby Jesus hitched a ride on that ball.

[travis2]

Last night...

"When Tim finally decides to get {his hair} cut, he's going to have to go to the vet..."

[Taco]

Last night...

"When Tim finally decides to get {his hair} cut, he's going to have to go to the vet..."

:lol


I like when Manu or TP make someone look stupid, Sean makes no comment, he just Laughs!!!

[Ishta]

Sean was really funny last night.I was messed up last night when he made this really funny comment I can't remember it all just the end where he said they needed to get a saliva test. does anyone remember exactly what he said?

[travis2]

I remember something about the saliva test...but I don't remember what it was about...

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Oh! I just remembered one from the Seattle series. They were in Seattle and the fans started booing after a kind of ticky tack no-call. Sean retorted, "Well, I guess if you go this long with a team making the postseason you forget what a real playoff foul looks like."

[boutons]

"Well, I guess if you go this long WITH a team making the postseason you forget what a real playoff foul looks like."

wouldn't that be "WITHOUT" ?

When Tim fancily passed the ball to his foot instead of Nick,
Sean chortled "nyuk nyuk nyuk" several times. :)

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

"Well, I guess if you go this long WITH a team making the postseason you forget what a real playoff foul looks like."

wouldn't that be "WITHOUT" ?

When Tim fancily passed the ball to his foot instead of Nick,
Sean chortled "nyuk nyuk nyuk" several times. :)

Whoops. Brain got ahead of my hands. It happens. Just ask my wife.

[ZStomp]

After Horry blocks a shot: "You're treading in deep waters..." :lmao

[my2sons]

9:54 dec 19 vs clippers....after duncan hits two free throws to tie the game, seanism # 999....you coulda heard a mole pass gas when tim shot those free throws...

[Tobias]

9:54 dec 19 vs clippers....after duncan hits two free throws to tie the game, seanism # 999....you coulda heard a mole pass gas when tim shot those free throws...
I was so gonna post this!

[Ishta]

9:54 dec 19 vs clippers....after duncan hits two free throws to tie the game, seanism # 999....you coulda heard a mole pass gas when tim shot those free throws...

Instant classic :lol

[SenorSpur]

My personal favorite came during the game earlier this year versus the Fakers. You've all seen those long black tights that Kobe wears. Sean referred to him as Mavs Man - that was priceless!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

"This [mothafucka's] got LIMBS for arms!"

--Sean Elliot, edited by CBF

[dmac]

does anyone know when hes what game hell be calling next?

does anyone have a "fucked-up to english" translation guide?

[Kip Fanatic]

"Ni modo" has to by my favorite all time.

[SenorSpur]

"Ni modo" has to by my favorite all time.

What's Ni Modo?

[travis2]

Literally, I think it means "neither way".

In the context used, I'm not sure...

[Kip Fanatic]

I think it was a recent road game where Sean made that comment. It means "doesn't matter."

[pache100]

I think it was a recent road game where Sean made that comment. It means "doesn't matter."

It's sort of another version of "whatever".

[Phenomanul]

It's sort of another version of "whatever".

or in some contexts as "better luck next time"

[ZStomp]

does anyone have a "fucked-up to english" translation guide?


:lmao

[ZStomp]

"Ni modo" has to by my favorite all time.

That was great.

[The sone]

does anyone have a "fucked-up to english" translation guide?


i cant even read that one...hmmmm, must have been the tequilla...

[Ishta]

Sean was on fire last night about Timmy's hair..." I bet he could make a pillow or comforter with that!!" Too funny :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Spurs Biggest Fan]

Pippy Long Stockings :) :) :) -- for Scot Pollard -- too funny

[Trainwreck2100]

I hope there aren't any lip readers in the audience

[Ishta]

I hope there aren't any lip readers in the audience
:lmao

[pache100]

About Timmy's hair..."Bet he lost 15 pounds when he had that 'fro cut off!"