Fartgate

[Spurtacular]

:lmao Dems and Establishment can't even own their farts now.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnbS0f4dSA8

[koriwhat]

fartswell

[Chris]

It's been anal-yzed that Swallwell paused while talking and rises a bit on his seat when said fart occured.

[spurraider21]

mark dice covering the important issues. derp swallowing it of course

[Spurtacular]

mark dice covering the important issues. derp swallowing it of course

It is important. The fact that MSNBC and the politician would lie about something that happens right in front of your face shows you the state of the nation.

:lmao Lite checking in as the first sperm shielder.

[Chris]

mark dice covering the important issues. derp swallowing it of course

Any updates from Greta?

[spurraider21]

Any updates from Greta?
i dont follow greta

[ChumpDumper]

It is important. The fact that MSNBC and the politician would lie about something that happens right in front of your face shows you the state of the nation.

:lmao Lite checking in as the first sperm shielder.Has Trump ever lied, derp?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

Has Trump ever lied, derp?

Yes or no.

SS#2 checking in. Did the Dem fart?

Yes or no.

[Chris]

Trump

*ding

[Spurtacular]

*ding

:lmao

[DMC]

Thought this was about a new check valve for the asshole

[ChumpDumper]

SS#2 checking in. Did the Dem fart?

Yes or no.

Haven't watched the video.

Don't care.

You do.

lol you

[Spurtacular]

Haven't watched the video.

Don't care.

Not required viewing for a sperm shielder.

:rollin

[ChumpDumper]

Not required viewing for a sperm shielder.

:rollin
Required viewing for you.

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

Required viewing for you.

:lmao

Required to not be ignorant of the subject matter, yes. :tu

lol Dump

:rollin

[ChumpDumper]

Required to not be ignorant of the subject matter, yes. :tu

lol Dump

:rollin
So you're interested in other men's farts.

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

...

You already admitted you're ignorant. Why are you still talking?

[ChumpDumper]

You already admitted you're ignorant. Why are you still talking?I admit I'm not interested in other men's farts.

You are.

I'm here to laugh at you for that.

:lol

[Spurtacular]

I admit I'm not interested in other men's farts.

You are.

I'm here to laugh at you for that.

:lol

So, are you admitting that we're discussing a fart committed by Eric Swalwell on MSNBC?

[ChumpDumper]

So, are you admitting that we're discussing a fart committed by Eric Swalwell on MSNBC?

I don't care about any of your fart detective work.

I'm here to laugh at your admission you are way into other men's farts.

:lmao

[Spurtacular]

I don't care about any of your fart detective work.

I'm here to laugh at your admission you are way into other men's farts.

:lmao

:lol Chump trying to shame me when it's one of his own who farted on national TV and can't own up to it.

:rollin

[ChumpDumper]

:lol Chump trying to shame me when it's one of his own who farted on national TV and can't own up to it.

:rollin
:lmao you keep obsessing about other men's farts.

I'm gonna see how long you keep this obsession up.

Go ahead....

[Chris]

:lol Chump trying to shame me when it's one of his own who farted on national TV and can't own up to it.

:rollin

Hard times in Babylon

[ChumpDumper]

Hard times in Babylonyou interested in this other man's fart too?

Yes or no.

[Chris]

you interested in this other man's fart too?

Yes or no.

I think it's funny. You're trying to shame people who think it's funny. Spurts was dead on.

[ChumpDumper]

I think it's funny. You're trying to shame people who think it's funny. Spurts was dead on.

So yes, you are into other men's farts.

Don't be ashamed.

lol

[Spurtacular]

So yes, you are into other men's farts.

Don't be ashamed.

lol

You're worried about shame all the sudden, Dump?

https://www.thepubliceditor.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Swalwell_Biden_Fartgate.png

[Spurtacular]

I think it's funny. You're trying to shame people who think it's funny. Spurts was dead on.

It's funny; but it's not as "funny" as him and the media colluding to deny what happened right in front of your eyes. And not as "funny" as Chump predictably and desperately sperm shielding. :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

:lol you guys are still into another dude's farts.

[Spurtacular]

Did he let it or not, ChumpDumper?

https://i.imgflip.com/3gzbx6.jpg

[Mark Celibate]

christ...Spurtacular and Chump going at it for a whole thread. enough to make one's IQ plummet about 70 points trying to follow along....

[Spurtacular]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nRxaG7p5-Bg/maxresdefault.jpg

[Spurtacular]

Chump went away on recess. :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEsdCRCR5Qc

[Spurtacular]

https://meme-generator.com/wp-content/uploads/mememe/2019/11/mememe_5af23182b60921fdea8bbbb2c58ae6a5-1.jpg

[Spurtacular]

:lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znkY_HJLXrk

[Reck]

Strange thread to be bumping several times over. Derp has strange fascinations.

[Spurtacular]

Strange thread to be bumping several times over. Derp has strange fascinations.

Did you see MSNBC's version of events?

[benefactor]

Strange thread to be bumping several times over. Derp has strange fascinations.
Searching is still disabled too. So he either went through pages and pages to find this thread or he has his threads bookmarked so he can bump them when he wants. Either behavior is fucking weird.

[Spurminator]

Dude needs a psychiatrist.

[Blake]

Searching is still disabled too. So he either went through pages and pages to find this thread or he has his threads bookmarked so he can bump them when he wants. Either behavior is fucking weird.

It's derp's way to spend a lonely late Saturday night.

Poor guy

[Spurtacular]

Searching is still disabled too. So he either went through pages and pages to find this thread or he has his threads bookmarked so he can bump them when he wants. Either behavior is fucking weird.

:lol Detective Snitch

[koriwhat]

:lol Detective Bitch

fify :tu

[Spurtacular]

fify :tu

Chump and five Chumpettes sperm shielded for Swalwell/Dems on this. They can't help themselves. :lol

[koriwhat]

Chump and five Chumpettes sperm shielded for Swalwell/Dems on this. They can't help themselves. :lol

it's because, just like swallowswell, they are all faggots.

[Spurtacular]

it's because, just like swallowswell, they are all faggots.

They are serious closet cases.

[Reck]

Detective Bitch :tu


just like swallowswell, they are all faggots.

This guy's attempts at jokes. :lol

[Blake]

:lol Detective Snitch


fify :tu


Chump and five Chumpettes sperm shielded for Swalwell/Dems on this. They can't help themselves. :lol


it's because, just like swallowswell, they are all faggots.


They are serious closet cases.

:huddle:

[Spurtacular]

:huddle:

Did Chump not write you a note that you're excuse from activities?

[Spurtacular]

Strange thread to be bumping several times over. Derp has strange fascinations.

It's strangely fascinating that this represents the state of the Democrats and media.

[koriwhat]

This guy's attempts at jokes. :lol

it wasn't my joke you lame fuck but you are a joke. :tu


:huddle:

is your ex wife in the middle of that gangbang? i only ask because i can't see...

[Blake]

Now kw wants gang bang information

[Spurtacular]

Now kw wants gang bang information

Be honest, Blake. Your wife didn't stop just because you intruded, amirite?

[Blake]

Now derps turn.

You guys know you can find fantasy cuck erotica in much easier places than a sports message board

[Spurtacular]

Now derps turn.

You guys know you can find fantasy cuck erotica in much easier places than a sports message board

:lol You're really shitting on yourself.

[Reck]

Be honest, Blake. Your wife didn't stop just because you intruded, amirite?

Derp be watching too much Blacks on Blondes. :lol

[ElNono]

Searching is still disabled too. So he either went through pages and pages to find this thread or he has his threads bookmarked so he can bump them when he wants. Either behavior is fucking weird.

Even more weird is thinking this thread wasn't terrible to begin with, tbh...

[Spurtacular]

Even more weird is thinking this thread wasn't terrible to begin with, tbh...

Tell us how it's terrible.

[ElNono]

Why is it terrible?

was the OP supposed to be funny? what are we discussing here? do tell

[Spurtacular]

was the OP supposed to be funny? what are we discussing here? do tell

So, you don't have a reason as to why you're calling it terrible :tu

[ElNono]

No, actually, I'm giving you a chance to explain the joke and see if it makes sense from your optics, coz it's an otherwise useless, unfunny, terrible thread...

At least if you tell me it helps cope with your OCD, at least it makes some degree of sense.

[Spurtacular]

No, actually, I'm giving you a chance to explain the joke and see if it makes sense from your optics, coz it's an otherwise useless, unfunny, terrible thread...

At least if you tell me it helps cope with your OCD, at least it makes some degree of sense.

Why is it useless? Because it triggers you?

It's unfunny because it triggers you?

:lol You're a snowflake.

[Spurtacular]

i dont follow greta


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfjO1BDz2YI

[ElNono]

looks for answers to the questions, see more dodging and questions... yep...

I'm actually showing a certain degree of empathy and giving you a chance for a reasonable explanation... unlike most other posters I don't like to conclude people that make these kind of threads are idiots by default...

[Spurtacular]

looks for answers to the questions, see more dodging and questions... yep...

I'm actually showing a certain degree of empathy and giving you a chance for a reasonable explanation... unlike most other posters I don't like to conclude people that make these kind of threads are idiots by default...

All kinds of come-ons in that. I'll give you credit for entrenching yourself there.

As far as humor; there's all kinds of humor (memes, jokes, etc.) which are found in the video OP. Funny enough, it calls out liberals like you for having no sense of humor; thus you walked into that one. Maybe if you weren't a triggered snowflake and watched the video, you could've avoided this pitfall.

For "use," you may want to reduce it as silly for the easy out you want. But the fact that MSNBC is actually identifying people who can easily sniff out a fart as conspiracy theorists, well :lol at that and that it pretty much shits on a lot of your own easy narratives along those lines. You guys can't even take accountability for flactuance; who would expect you to take accountability for something that matters?

:lmao Pun noted; this happenstance shits all over you :lmao

[Blake]

Derp wants everyone to take his Fartgate thread seriously

[Spurtacular]

Derp wants everyone to take his Fartgate thread seriously

Why would I care if a cuck takes this seriously?

[Reck]

Why would I care if a cuck takes this seriously?

Because you seek validation here 24/7 Mr. 5000. :lol

[Spurtacular]

Because you seek validation here 24/7 Mr. 5000. :lol

Do you take Blake seriously?

[Blake]

Do you take Blake seriously?

Everyone knows you do. It's why you angrily post about me non stop.

[Spurtacular]

Everyone knows you do. It's why you angrily post about me non stop.

By that rationale, you take me seriously.

Chump's not here to kiss your boo boo's, Blake. Don't bother.

[Reck]

Do you take Blake seriously?

Is there a reason not to?

For example, if he says he is thinking about suicide I'd be concerned. Vs if it were you I'd tell you to go through with it because you're a faggot looking for attention who adds nothing to the table.

[Spurtacular]

Is there a reason not to?

For example, if he says he is thinking about suicide I'd be concerned. Vs if it were you I'd tell you to go through with it because you're a faggot looking for attention who adds nothing to the table.

So, you have a lot of pity for blake because his life is so shitty that he may commit suicide.

Whereas, I've scalded you so bad that you're so bitter that you wish me dead. :lmao

[Blake]

By that rationale, you take me seriously.

Chump's not here to kiss your boo boo's, Blake. Don't bother.

Lol no, I don't come anywhere in the same ballpark of how you post about me. Random people here have even told you how much of a creepy dude you are.

Even if you don't take me seriously, you should listen to them

[Blake]

So, you have a lot of pity for blake because his life is so shitty that he may commit suicide.

Whereas, I've scalded you so bad that you're so bitter that you wish me dead. :lmao

Lol nobody takes you that serious, derp

[Spurtacular]

Lol nobody takes you that serious, derp

Apparently the tranny takes you seriously because she's worried about you offing yourself. :lol

[Spurtacular]

Lol no, I don't come anywhere in the same ballpark of how you post about me. Random people here have even told you how much of a creepy dude you are.

Even if you don't take me seriously, you should listen to them

That ballpark is easily more than thirty times over the last few days for you, blake. :lol

[ElNono]

All kinds of come-ons in that. I'll give you credit for entrenching yourself there.

As far as humor; there's all kinds of humor (memes, jokes, etc.) which are found in the video OP. Funny enough, it calls out liberals like you for having no sense of humor; thus you walked into that one. Maybe if you weren't a triggered snowflake and watched the video, you could've avoided this pitfall.

For "use," you may want to reduce it as silly for the easy out you want. But the fact that MSNBC is actually identifying people who can easily sniff out a fart as conspiracy theorists, well :lol at that and that it pretty much shits on a lot of your own easy narratives along those lines. You guys can't even take accountability for flactuance; who would expect you to take accountability for something that matters?

:lmao Pun noted; this happenstance shits all over you :lmao

:lol so you actually found the OP funny... and wanted to share... ok... could've just said so from the beginning instead of asking 20 followup questions.

Don't forget to log in/log out 3-4 times before replying to this post, I bet you think that's really cool and funny too, rofl

[Spurtacular]

:lol so you actually found the OP funny... and wanted to share... ok... could've just said so from the beginning instead of asking 20 followup questions.

Don't forget to log in/log out 3-4 times before replying to this post, I bet you think that's really cool and funny too, rofl

Why would I have to say so? You wanted to cry and not even watch the video?

:lmao Triggered snowflake

[ElNono]

:lol yeah, it's me that's triggered... you don't look defensive at all, lol... you know everybody reads these posts, right?

[Spurtacular]

:lol yeah, it's me that's triggered... you don't look defensive at all, lol... you know everybody reads these posts, right?

So, I don't answer your dumb questions for a while and you cry. I finally answer the questions you've been begging me to answer and now I'm defensive...

You don't look desperate at all, lol... you know everybody reads these posts, right?

[ElNono]

I'm aware everybody reads these posts. I'm fairly confident with what I've posted so far.

[Spurtacular]

I'm aware everybody reads these posts. I'm fairly confident with what I've posted so far.

You cried about pretty much nothing cos you're a snowflake. I'm not sure what's to be confident about that; but okay.

[ElNono]

Nobody outside of you called me out on my posts here... can't really say the same about yours though...

Like I said, I'll leave it to the reader of the thread to draw their own conclusions... hopefully this thread grows into something funny and cool, post topic change, tbh

[Spurtacular]

Nobody outside of you called me out on my posts here... can't really say the same about yours though...

Like I said, I'll leave it to the reader of the thread to draw their own conclusions... hopefully this thread grows into something funny and cool, post topic change, tbh

:cry I got the Chumpette vote :cry

:lol In case you care about your e-persona, after all.

[ElNono]

You wondered what I was confident about in my posts here, I answered. You don't have to like the answer.

Do feel free to log in/log out in your uber-original LaSiSi alt, and self-declare another win, tbh, don't forget to tourette/asperger some snowflake, cuck, blake, chumpette while you're at it...

[Spurtacular]

Setting off a lot of firecrackers there.

I like the thread at any rate. Sometimes, setting off snowflakes is just an added bonus.

[ElNono]

cool story, whatever floats that boat, I guess

[Spurtacular]

cool story, whatever floats that boat, I guess

You came and cried just cos you can. :lol

[CosmicCowboy]

Farts are funny. Doesn't matter which party you support.

Fartwell probably didn't think that one was funny, though, because it actually sounded like a shart.

[Spurtacular]

Farts are funny.
ElNono disagrees.

[pgardn]

ElNono (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=8054) disagrees.

I think he would agree you are a fckn idiot.

[Spurtacular]

I think he would agree you are a fckn idiot.

Ankle: It's what's for dinner. :lol

[pgardn]

Ankle: It's what's for dinner. :lol

Sure cuck sniffer.
Do you get deployed by private investigators?

[Spurtacular]

Sure cuck sniffer.
Do you get deployed by private investigators?

Deployed by private investigators?

Breathe, Cuck Garden.

[pgardn]

Deployed by private investigators?

Breathe, Cuck Garden.

Oh yeah you smell em out more like cats, not dogs.

[Spurtacular]

Oh yeah you smell em out more like cats, not dogs.

Just admit you weren't making sense. It's nothing new anyhow.

[pgardn]

Just admit you weren't making sense. It's nothing new anyhow.

Oh yeah, you are the GUY who makes sense.
Sniffing out and labeling anyone a cuck just to get a night woodie.

That time you tried to convince me you were an expert at debate...
Christ.

[ElNono]

Farts can be funny, tbh, as opposed to this thread...

[ElNono]

Let’s see if we can rescue this thing...

I agree with CC, sharts are disgusting but amp up the comedy factor by 10x.

[ElNono]

Silent, smelly, farts... those are the worst

[Spurtacular]

Farts can be funny, tbh, as opposed to this thread...

This thread definitely aint comedy for snowflakes.

[ElNono]

Or anybody else for that matter, but I’m working on it. Maybe it can be saved after all.

Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it’s not their own.

[ElNono]

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

[Spurtacular]

Or anybody else for that matter, but I’m working on it. Maybe it can be saved after all.

Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it’s not their own.

Still triggered, obviously.

[ElNono]

Why you should never fart on an Apple Store?

They don’t have Windows!

[Spurtacular]

...

Did Swalwell fart on MSNBC?

[ElNono]

What’s the ideal weight of a fart?

0 lbs or we’re in deep shit.

[CosmicCowboy]

Silent, smelly, farts... those are the worst

Our blue heeler will occasionally rip out a ghastly silent fart bad enough to gag a maggot and immediately slink out of the room...I just know she is out there in the kitchen laughing her ass off as it hits us and we run screaming from the room.

[pgardn]

Our blue heeler will occasionally rip out a ghastly silent fart bad enough to gag a maggot and immediately slink out of the room...I just know she is out there in the kitchen laughing her ass off as it hits us and we run screaming from the room.

Our Australian Shepherd does the same thing except I don’t think he wants to cause problems.
In the car on the way to the dog park. So he poisons himself as well.
Maybe it’s a method of herding we have discovered. Or getting animals to disperse quickly so he can go into action and round us up.

Damn smart animal, smartest dog I have ever been around or owned. My wife and I have to spell out certain words because he has a good idea what we are talking about. People think I am some expert dog trainer but he does it all.

[American Citizen]

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