[PICS Included] Pick your next wife. (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) or (7)

[Millennial_Messiah]

(1)

- Sarah, Age 26
- White, British/Irish/German-American, 5'3" with blonde hair
- Born and raised in Texas, mostly on ranches and the countryside
- 8/10 face, slightly below average BMI, average breasts, average booty
- Has an associate's degree from a small local community college
- Career assistant/secretary at a small local office, makes $20/hour, works 9-5
- Very loyal; only a 5% lifetime chance to ever cheat on you
- Loves fishing, hunting, horseback riding, church, pools and country dancing
- Favorite music is country (doesn't listen to much else)
- Conservative politics
- Average to slightly above average cook
- Omnivorous
- Average sex drive, drinks socially, non-smoker
- Christian (and serious about it), straight, single
- No kids, but wants kids
https://images.freeimages.com/images/premium/previews/1728/1728771-blonde-country-girl.jpg

(2)

- Marissa, Age 27
- Black, Nigerian-American, 5'9" with straightened black hair
- Born in Midwest USA, traveled and lived a few different places
- 8/10 face, average BMI, large breasts, large booty
- Has a bachelor's degree and RN certificate
- Career nurse, makes $80,000 per year + COLA
- Works mostly days with a few evenings
- Extremely loyal; only a 2% lifetime chance to ever cheat on you
- Loves football, basketball, fitness, dancing, clubs and social gatherings
- Favorite music is synth pop, hip-hop, rap and rock (hates country)
- Moderate/non political
- Great cook
- Omnivorous (with a carnivorous bias)
- High sex drive, drinks socially, non-smoker
- Christian (but not serious about it), straight, single
- No kids, but wants kids
https://previews.123rf.com/images/karens4/karens40511/karens4051100049/274995-pretty-black-girl-with-huge-eyes.jpg

(3)

- Jennifer, Age 23
- Asian, Korean-American, 5'1" with dark hair
- Born and raised in California, traveled to Japan, China and South Korea
- 8/10 face, thin BMI, small breasts, small booty
- Just received her master's degree in higher education. Working on PhD
- Career teaching fellow and journalist/blogger, future science professor
- Currently makes $50,000 + COLA
- Studies and works days and works nights for more income
- Average loyalty; 25% lifetime chance to ever cheat on you
- Loves studying, anime, fiction reading, science, math and superhero movies
- Favorite music is techno, classical, Asian Pop, foreign, and soundtrack
- Liberal politics
- Below average cook, but at least she tries
- Vegetarian
- Average sex drive, drinks socially, non-smoker
- Agnostic/Buddhist, straight, single
- No kids and doesn't want kids

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/B333KX/a-pretty-young-asian-woman-in-a-bikini-B333KX.jpg

(4)

- Amanda, Age 34
- White, Italian-American, 5'8" with dark hair
- Born in New York, lived and traveled all over USA for work/business opportunity
- 9/10 face, average BMI, great bikini body, above average breasts, average booty
- Bachelor's degree in finance and marketing (didn't go to school until age 21)
- Career businesswoman, owns a successful finance and analytics company
- Earns $300k/year for herself; her company is worth 3-4 million dollars, and rising
- Extremely loyal; 2% lifetime chance to ever cheat on you
- Loves sand volleyball, clubs, pools, theme parks, fitness, adventures and traveling
- Favorite music is pop, rock, some country, alternative, hip-hop (nothing extreme)
- Moderate/non political
- Excellent cook
- Omnivorous (with a healthy, low-carb bias)
- High sex drive, drinks socially, non-smoker
- Atheist, straight, divorced 13 years ago
- Has one child (son aged 15, half custody), wants more kids
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2b/07/5b/2b075bd470290155824d13570f0eedeb.jpg

(5)

- Daniela, Age 25
- Hispanic, Mexican-American, 5'5" with dark hair
- Born in Arizona, also lived in Mexico City, Sonora, Chicago and L.A.
- 8/10 face, average BMI, above average breasts, above average booty
- No college education; graduated high school and missionary academy
- Lives with her parents; goal is to be a homemaker
- Perfectly loyal; 0% lifetime chance to ever cheat on you
- Loves church, watching TV, watching movies, sleeping and Bible reading
- Favorite music is pop, country, classic rock, some rap and Latino music
- Conservative politics, except for the immigration issue
- Excellent cook
- Omnivorous (with a carnivorous bias)
- Average sex drive, drinks rarely, non-smoker
- Catholic (and very serious about it), straight, single
- No kids, but wants kids (a lot)
https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/young-hispanic-girl-picture-id514403975?s=612x612

(6)

- Renee, Age 29
- White, Irish/Dutch/French-American, 5'7", naturally brunette, multicolored hair
- Born in Portland, OR metro area; also lived in Seattle, Austin and Denver
- 8/10 face, thin BMI, above average breasts, average booty
- Full body is covered in highly detailed and artistic, colorful tattoos below the neck
- Bachelor's degree in philosophy and political science
- Career musician, writer and artist; works part-time at Starbucks for extra income
- 50% lifetime chance to cheat on you, but more than half of it is with other women
- Loves concerts, adventures, traveling, smoking pot, and progressive activism
- Favorite music is rock, metal, death metal, screamo, punk, and some classic rock
- Far-left wing liberal politics
- Does NOT cook at all; has always ordered take-out, mostly veg(etari)an food
- Vegan
- Extremely high sex drive, drinks often, smokes marijuana regularly
- Atheist, bisexual, single
- Has one child (daughter, aged 7, split custody), undecided on more
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/36/29/ab36293a1f18e2061fc9a01d72a5f6e7.jpg

(7)

- Admira, Age 26
- White, Albanian, 5'6", long straight brunette locks
- Born and raised in Albania; emigrated last year. B1/B2 Visitor Visa, no green card
- 10/10 face, thin BMI, above average breasts, average booty
- Albanian postsecondary degree in beauty, cosmetology and business management
- Career beauty model and journalist. $100k/year + COLA. Speaks 12 languages
- 20% lifetime chance to cheat on you, higher if you don't keep up supplying sugar
- Loves shopping, perfume, makeup, fashion, modeling, fancy dinners, TV, sleeping
- Favorite music is pop, European pop, synthpop, various Balkan and Arab music
- Moderate/non political
- Does NOT cook at all; comes from a very rich European family with maids
- Omnivorous, but prefers organic low-fat and lower-meat choices; no pork
- Average sex drive, non-drinker, non-smoker
- Agnostic/Muslim, straight, single
- No kids, but undecided on kids
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9e/74/8e/9e748e570245039bffb9d1e6b8dcbc8c.jpg

[benefactor]

Andrew......eh, nevermind.

[FrostKing]

Well done. You did great with the stereotypes. Daniela should be a bit better looking, she looks Indian. Amanda with the 15 yr old only child is very enticing for the rest of the package. They'll be outta the household soon.

But I'll play it safe and choose Sarah

[Chucho]

Nvmnd. Not worth bagging on Andrew. When your life sucks so bad you tell fairy tells on message boards to mature males....yah, you fucked up in life.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Well done. You did great with the stereotypes. Daniela should be a bit better looking, she looks Indian. Amanda with the 15 yr old only child is very enticing for the rest of the package. They'll be outta the household soon.

But I'll play it safe and choose Sarah
Most Mexicans are part Native American. But she's got a nice body and she's the only one with 0 percent chance to cheat out of the lot. Yeah Sarah is the safest *take home to mom* choice for a white boy.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Nvmnd. Not worth bagging on Andrew. When your life sucks so bad you tell fairy tells on message boards to mature males....yah, you fucked up in life.

Not fairy tales; [prototypes of] real women I've encountered, either IRL or on Facebook, POF, tinder, OKCupid, etc.

[ChumpDumper]

Why isn't your current wife listed?

[ChumpDumper]

Not fairy tales; real women I've encountered, either IRL or on Facebook, POF, tinder, OKCupid, etc.One picture is an Italian actress. Where did you meet her and why did you get her profile completely wrong?

[Millennial_Messiah]

One picture is an Italian actress. Where did you meet her and why did you get her profile completely wrong?

I meant to say, PROTOTYPES of them. Not as per the pictures. The pictures are just raw examples. The descriptions are accurate as per the actual women I'm talking about.

The pictures are from Google Images, and I had to find women that were 8/10 or above, so I wouldn't doubt that all of them are some sort of actress or model in real life. :lol

[ChumpDumper]

I meant to say, PROTOTYPES of them. Not as per the pictures. The pictures are just raw examples. The descriptions are accurate as per the actual women I'm talking about.:lmao [not real] real women

[Millennial_Messiah]

Why isn't your current wife listed?

i don't give a rat's ass about her. hoping to divorce her and move out around march.

[ChumpDumper]

i don't give a rat's ass about her. hoping to divorce her and move out around march.Sounds like you're terrible at picking a wife tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao [not real] real women

What happened was I posted a thread similar to this on another forum, and they complained asking for pics, so I had to rush to Google Images to provide pics for prototypical examples because they have shit imaginations over there on MISC.

I thought the original thread was perfectly alright without the pics, but they're horndogs over there so they flamed me for not posting any pics.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Sounds like you're terrible at picking a wife tbh.

nah, I was 22. all 22 year olds and younger are horrible at picking a wife.

Now I know what I want and don't want. at 22 I had just finished college and had a much different, less mature perspective on life.

Tbh when I met her she was a 8/10 with a 7/10 body and she lied about some things at first... now she's a 6/10 with a 4/10 body (gained like 40 pounds) and just an absolute bore to be around. just ....uber boring. Anytime I try to take her out to do something she's just an unappreciative buzzkill. And she's so boring around the apartment. I'm sick of this relationship

[ChumpDumper]

What happened was I posted a thread similar to this on another forum, and they complained asking for pics, so I had to rush to Google Images to provide pics for prototypical examples because they have shit imaginations over there on MISC.

I thought the original thread was perfectly alright without the pics, but they're horndogs over there so they flamed me for not posting any pics.So much lol in one post.

[Millennial_Messiah]

So much lol in one post.
also the names I gave are completely generic and not accurate as per the women I'm talking about... BUT... this is a hypothetical game and nothing else. The women in the pics I provided are from Google Images so you can bet your ass they're all models/actresses of some kind. But they do look at least fairly similar, similar body proportions and assets etc., to the women I'm talking about that I did meet.

[Spurtacular]

Chump, you proved that Andy makes shit up. You gonna prove the sky is blue next?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Chump, you proved that Andy makes shit up. You gonna prove the sky is blue next?

I wasn't *making shit up*, jeez. This is a hypothetical, play thread, meant to be fun and games. Jeez. I never said that the women in the actual pics I posted were real women I've known. They can get a life.

[Spurtacular]

I wasn't *making shit up*, jeez. This is a hypothetical, play thread, meant to be fun and games. Jeez. I never said that the women in the actual pics I posted were real women I've known. They can get a life.

I don't care; but Chump will be back to hump you.

[ChumpDumper]

I don't care; but Chump will be back to hump you.:lol you followed me in here to only post about me, derp.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't care; but Chump will be back to hump you.
Does that make him gay, tbh?

[Spurtacular]

Does that make him gay, tbh?

He has admitted he's gay either way.

[ChumpDumper]

He has admitted he's gay either way.Oh, you think that so that's why you follow me around and start threads about me and cry out for me in the night.

Pretty gay of you tbh.

Now post about me some more. That will show everyone how not gay you are.

[Spurtacular]

You're unhinged.

[ChumpDumper]

You're unhinged.:lol you're only posting about me here.

[AaronY]

incel/10

[ElNono]

Why would you be gay if you don't want to marry/marry again? Maybe you amassed a good fortune and you already had your taste of marriage/family life...

[Will Hunting]

:lmao [not real] real women
:lmao welp that’s a wrap on this thread.

[Spurminator]

I would definitely eliminate the stock photo models. They're not getting paid to do real modeling yet so they'll probably want your credit card.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Why would you be gay if you don't want to marry/marry again? Maybe you amassed a good fortune and you already had your taste of marriage/family life...

even if you didn't have children via previous marriage?

[Trainwreck2100]

Uh oh, Andrew's on the sauce again. Those use of stock photos is cringey as fuck btw

[ElNono]

even if you didn't have children via previous marriage?

There's many alternatives to marriage (and especially child support) for that. Adoption, surrogacy, etc. single parent >>> divorced parents, IVHMO

[Millennial_Messiah]

There's many alternatives to marriage (and especially child support) for that. Adoption, surrogacy, etc. single parent >>> divorced parents, IVHMO
Married parents >>> all of those options. but yeah just having a mom growing up is far better than growing up tossed around tirelessly like a ping pong ball :lol

[Blake]

Stock photo girl #2 looks forever annoyed

[DMC]

The rich one. Whoever that is. The rest is can be managed.