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Oh, Gee!!
11-02-2005, 02:51 PM
is through my wallet.

Now I ain't sayin' she's a goldigger.....
batman2883
11-02-2005, 02:52 PM
not if you hire me as your dating consultant
Gatita
11-02-2005, 02:53 PM
is through my wallet.

Now I ain't sayin' she's a goldigger.....

:lol

:bling :bling :bling
Kip Fanatic
11-02-2005, 02:53 PM
Dating consultant???? Only a dork would buy into that crap.
Kdfelicity
11-02-2005, 02:54 PM
If the girl is respectable, you shouldn't have to spend all that cash money on her....

It's about the time and effort you put forth...

That's how I feel about it...
Mixability
11-02-2005, 03:05 PM
not if you hire me as your dating consultant

I don't think he wants sluts from Club Rive though.... :lol
Nbadan
11-02-2005, 03:06 PM
...is through the shoes, purses, Tahoes and suburban homes, of course.

:hat
SpursWoman
11-02-2005, 03:09 PM
The Way to a Woman's Heart:


Learn how to fucking fix something if it breaks so she doesn't have to pay $65465465432168421354 for a plumber to do something easy or stupid. Or at least pretend you can.

:nerd
Marcus Bryant
11-02-2005, 03:11 PM
It's real simple. You hand over the nutsack and you are otherwise free to do what you want, provided you are at her beck and call.
Sweet_Angel
11-02-2005, 03:15 PM
The Way to a Woman's Heart:


Learn how to fucking fix something if it breaks so she doesn't have to pay $65465465432168421354 for a plumber to do something easy or stupid. Or at least pretend you can.

:nerd
:tu you are right
Oh, Gee!!
11-02-2005, 03:20 PM
The Way to a Woman's Heart:


Learn how to fucking fix something if it breaks so she doesn't have to pay $65465465432168421354 for a plumber to do something easy or stupid. Or at least pretend you can.

:nerd

someone has man problems
desflood
11-02-2005, 03:24 PM
The way to a woman's heart is to find a decent babysitter yourself, so when you take her on a date, all the kids don't have to go with you.
SpursWoman
11-02-2005, 03:28 PM
someone has man problems


No, he's been able to fix just about everything that's broken...and he's since he's remodeling my house, including the minor electrical work, that's saying a lot. I'm a very happy girl.

:) :smokin
The sone
11-02-2005, 03:30 PM
...is through the shoes, purses, Tahoes and suburban homes, of course.

:hat


actually its through the ribcage...but that can be a bit messy...
CosmicCowboy
11-02-2005, 03:38 PM
hmmm...are we talking about just meeting them?

nothing works better than just talking to them without hitting on them. Make them make the first move.
Oh, Gee!!
11-02-2005, 03:38 PM
No, he's been able to fix just about everything that's broken...and he's since he's remodeling my house, including the minor electrical work, that's saying a lot. I'm a very happy girl.

:) :smokin

:rolleyes

I hope you let him know. Women need to let their men know when they're doing a good job.
CosmicCowboy
11-02-2005, 03:40 PM
:rolleyes

I hope you let him know. Women need to let their men know when they're doing a good job.

from the nightly noise complaints from the neighbors she must be doing a pretty good job of letting him know...:lol
SpursWoman
11-02-2005, 03:45 PM
:rolleyes

I hope you let him know. Women need to let their men know when they're doing a good job.


Why the " :rolleyes " ? He knows exactly how much I appreciate him and why ... and I tell him or show him everyday. I'm not stupid. :)
SpursWoman
11-02-2005, 03:47 PM
from the nightly noise complaints from the neighbors she must be doing a pretty good job of letting him know...:lol


You think that's why the old lady neighbor closest to the back of the house had a heartattack and had to be put in a nursing home?


:wow :wow :nerd :lmao :angel
Oh, Gee!!
11-02-2005, 03:47 PM
Why the " :rolleyes " ?

cuz I was barfing
SpursWoman
11-02-2005, 03:56 PM
cuz I was barfing


Why? Because the money we're not having to spend on contractors we can spend on season tickets? We have priorities, you know. :drunk
Oh, Gee!!
11-02-2005, 03:57 PM
Why? Because the money we're not having to spend on contractors we can spend on season tickets? We have priorities, you know. :drunk


No, because I'm a bitter and cold person
TOP-CHERRY
11-02-2005, 03:59 PM
You can't be cold in Texas. That's un-possible.
Oh, Gee!!
11-02-2005, 04:05 PM
You can't be cold in Texas. That's un-possible.

http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/GeorgeBush/bush_strategery_a%5B1%5D.jpg
TOP-CHERRY
11-02-2005, 04:06 PM
I meant... because ... of the... weather... Oh, nevermind.
Marklar MM
11-02-2005, 04:11 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
and so are you.

Yup. I thought of that one all by myself. :elephant
3rdCoast
11-02-2005, 04:13 PM
The way to a women's heart is thru her family and friends.

If her family and friends are not accpting of you, then typically she will not be either.

Women want someone that will protect her and make her feel safe, yet at the same time, be compassionate and be her best friend.
SpursWoman
11-02-2005, 04:29 PM
Okay, now I'm barfing. :vomit :lmao
T Park
11-02-2005, 04:31 PM
Way to a woman's heart?

Show her your a real man by being chivilric and nice.

In other words, be a good guy.
Oh, Gee!!
11-02-2005, 04:40 PM
Way to a woman's heart?

Show her your a real man by being chivilric and nice.

In other words, be a good guy.

No way. Women like "bad boys." If you treat them like crap, they can't get enough of you.
spurs_fan_in_exile
11-02-2005, 04:54 PM
Through her feet. A good foot rub and she's yours dude. Just don't go hooking up with a chick with skanky ass feet.
SpursWoman
11-02-2005, 04:54 PM
OMG, don't touch my feet!!!!! :wow :oops :oops :lol
Oh, Gee!!
11-02-2005, 05:02 PM
I'm the foot fuckin master. I don't be ticklin' or nothing.
Marklar MM
11-02-2005, 05:02 PM
Don't call her fat.
spurs_fan_in_exile
11-02-2005, 05:04 PM
I'm the foot fuckin master. I don't be ticklin' or nothing.

Well, to each his own, but I prefer fucking a woman in the vagina. The last thing you need is a case of athlete's wang.
Oh, Gee!!
11-02-2005, 05:05 PM
^^^PULP FICTION^^^

Ever heard of it?
SpursWoman
11-02-2005, 05:06 PM
I'm the foot fuckin master. I don't be ticklin' or nothing.


Nice reference. :lol :lol
spurs_fan_in_exile
11-02-2005, 05:07 PM
^^^PULP FICTION^^^

Ever heard of it?

Why yes I have. You are familar with concepts such as sarcasm and humor, yes?
Carie
11-02-2005, 05:10 PM
No way. Women like "bad boys." If you treat them like crap, they can't get enough of you.
I'm telling ya, you guys go after the wrong women!
TOP-CHERRY
11-02-2005, 05:12 PM
I'm telling ya, you guys go after the wrong women!
Ain't that the truth.
Mr. Peabody
11-02-2005, 05:24 PM
Why yes I have. You are familar with concepts such as sarcasm and humor, yes?

Was your comment sarcasm or irony? I can never tell the differnce between the two.
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T Park
11-02-2005, 05:26 PM
Id love to know wich "women" to go after.

Women dont come with labels Im afraid.
TOP-CHERRY
11-02-2005, 05:31 PM
Id love to know wich "women" to go after.

Women dont come with labels Im afraid.
It just takes use of your common sense.
SWC Bonfire
11-02-2005, 05:31 PM
Id love to know wich "women" to go after.

Women dont come with labels Im afraid.

Women that:

1. Smile
2. Cook
3. Are nice to people they don't know
Oh, Gee!!
11-02-2005, 05:32 PM
Women that:

1. Smile
2. Cook
3. Are nice to people they don't know


But they can't be fat. And they should be slutty, but not too slutty.
SWC Bonfire
11-02-2005, 05:33 PM
But they can't be fat. And they should be slutty, but not too slutty.
:lol

If they're too skinny, it means they can't cook!

Don't like slutty women, though.
Shelly
11-02-2005, 05:34 PM
Knowing how to spell and and speaking with correct grammar!
Carie
11-02-2005, 05:35 PM
Women that:

1. Smile
2. Cook
3. Are nice to people they don't know
#3 is huge with me. That and being kind to animals. It just tells you so much about a person!
Carie
11-02-2005, 05:36 PM
Knowing how to spell and and speaking with correct grammar!
:depressed

Does this mean I stand no chance with you Shelly?
TOP-CHERRY
11-02-2005, 05:36 PM
How they treat their family says a lot.
TOP-CHERRY
11-02-2005, 05:37 PM
I thought Carie was a she.
Shelly
11-02-2005, 05:38 PM
:depressed

Does this mean I stand no chance with you Shelly?


:lol

dictionary.com is my friend!
SpursWoman
11-02-2005, 05:39 PM
He has to like my pussy, too. :)
























http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/jumper4.jpg
TheWriter
11-02-2005, 05:39 PM
Through her chest cavity.
Marklar MM
11-02-2005, 05:41 PM
He has to like my pussy, too. :)



She 'gon dun it.
Carie
11-02-2005, 05:44 PM
I thought Carie was a she.

:lol Carie is a she. But her husband works days and Shelly indicated in an eariler thread that SW left her for user so I thought we could help each other out :)

And Shelly, I go to www.refdesk.com (http://www.refdesk.com) about 20 times a day, and still can't spell for crap!
Oh, Gee!!
11-02-2005, 05:50 PM
My humps
My humps
My lovely lady humps
angel_luv
11-02-2005, 07:30 PM
The way to my heart is a guy taking the time to find out the way to my heart, if that makes sense.
AlamoSpursFan
11-02-2005, 07:37 PM
"I don't pretend to understand
Women's little quirks
Just one thing I know for sure...
Chicks Dig Jerks!" -- Bill Hicks
ObiwanGinobili
11-02-2005, 08:31 PM
The Way to a Woman's Heart

is to do what you said you would do when you said you would do it.
and clean up after our own shit. noone wants to trip over your socks and shoes in the middle of the livingroom in the dead of night.
angel_luv
11-02-2005, 08:32 PM
From what I hear, putting down the toliet seat will endear you guys quickly. =)
Oh, Gee!!
11-02-2005, 08:34 PM
The way to my heart is a guy taking the time to find out the way to my heart, if that makes sense.


it doesn't. I wouldn't repeat it if I were you.
N.Y. Johnny
11-02-2005, 08:38 PM
From what I hear, putting down the toliet seat will endear you guys quickly. =)


yeah...pissing on the toilet seat didn't help my last marraige, but that toilet seat is about all she left me with after she finished with me :lol
angel_luv
11-02-2005, 08:51 PM
it doesn't. I wouldn't repeat it if I were you.


You're not the one. Next! =)
hussker
11-02-2005, 08:52 PM
360 Joules of electricity from a defibrillator...right to the heart my friends!!!!!
hussker
11-02-2005, 08:54 PM
From what I hear, putting down the toliet seat will endear you guys quickly. =)

When we get older we learn to pee sitting to avoid the overuse of lifting!

HI ANGEL...HOW ARE YA LUV? :)
TOP-CHERRY
11-02-2005, 08:55 PM
it doesn't. I wouldn't repeat it if I were you.
It makes perfect sense. And it was perfectly said, angel.
hussker
11-02-2005, 08:56 PM
HIYA TOP! How are ya?
TOP-CHERRY
11-02-2005, 08:57 PM
Hiya hussker, who knows how to spell defibrillator!
:D
angel_luv
11-02-2005, 08:58 PM
It makes perfect sense. And it was perfectly said, angel.


Thank you Cherry. =)
angel_luv
11-02-2005, 08:58 PM
When we get older we learn to pee sitting to avoid the overuse of lifting!

HI ANGEL...HOW ARE YA LUV? :)


Howdy Hussker!
hussker
11-02-2005, 08:59 PM
Hiya hussker, who knows how to spell defibrillator!
:D

Hey, Im a Doc, OK! I also have to know how to use it! It is electrifying!
hussker
11-02-2005, 09:00 PM
Howdy Hussker!How is Ms Nesterovich tonight, love?
TOP-CHERRY
11-02-2005, 09:01 PM
Hey, Im a Doc, OK! I also have to know how to use it! It is electrifying!
Sort of an inside joke:
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28128

;)
hussker
11-02-2005, 09:04 PM
Sort of an inside joke:
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28128

;)

GREAT JOB GIRL!!!!!! HAHAHA! But even 360 joules would not help Keith
angel_luv
11-02-2005, 09:07 PM
How is Ms Nesterovich tonight, love?


I am well, except that you keep spelling my man's name wrong. Nesterovic. =)
hussker
11-02-2005, 09:11 PM
I am well, except that you keep spelling my man's name wrong. Nesterovic. =)

Sorry, it does not pick up on my spell check...hahahaha!
hussker
11-02-2005, 09:14 PM
He has to like my pussy, too. :)
What a well manicured, yet hairy Pussy!
























http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/jumper4.jpg
spurschick
11-02-2005, 10:06 PM
Why? Because the money we're not having to spend on contractors we can spend on season tickets? We have priorities, you know. :drunk

That's what I'm talkin' about!

A way to a woman's heart? A pint of good ice cream and a family pack of AA batteries. :smokin
Aggie Hoopsfan
11-02-2005, 10:11 PM
Heh, and all this time I thought it was through really good oral, who knew?
SpursWoman
11-02-2005, 10:37 PM
A way to a woman's heart? A pint of good ice cream and a family pack of AA batteries. :smokin




:tu

























But only when you're there, honey. :angel
JoeChalupa
11-02-2005, 10:47 PM
Thank God for low maintenance women. :oops
Phonzie20
11-03-2005, 02:34 PM
answer: Me :)
2centsworth
11-03-2005, 02:56 PM
Lots of lies and alcohol!
Phonzie20
11-03-2005, 04:13 PM
Lots of lies and alcohol!

winnar!
Oh, Gee!!
11-03-2005, 05:22 PM
That's what I'm talkin' about!

A way to a woman's heart? A pint of good ice cream and a family pack of AA batteries. :smokin

and a crane to lift her fat ass off of the couch
SpursWoman
11-03-2005, 05:51 PM
and a crane to lift her fat ass off of the couch


Actually, that's in the "Ways to Ensure I Die Alone And A Virgin" thread. :fro
Phonzie20
11-03-2005, 06:42 PM
I have cookies. Get's em everytime!
Kdfelicity
11-03-2005, 08:09 PM
is to do what you said you would do when you said you would do it.
and clean up after our own shit. noone wants to trip over your socks and shoes in the middle of the livingroom in the dead of night.


AND CALL when you say you're going to call. That's my biggest pet peeve with guys...

Yall ever read the book, He's Just Not That Into You? It's some hilarious shit...
The sone
11-03-2005, 09:22 PM
AND CALL when you say you're going to call. That's my biggest pet peeve with guys...

Yall ever read the book, He's Just Not That Into You? It's some hilarious shit...


and when they say "i love you" DON'T i repeat DO NOT, say "awww...thanks"...

i learned that one the hard way...i need some ice for my lil smokie...