***OFFICIAL Week 16 Game Thread, Sponsored By Dak vs. Wentz VI: For All The Marbles

[Millennial_Messiah]

Dak is a career 4-1 against Wentz to this point, including 4-0 when Ezekiel Elliott is playing.

1-0 in 2016
0-1 in 2017 (but no Zeke)
2-0 in 2018
1-0 so far this year.

NFL TV Schedule and Maps: Week 16, 2019
December 22, 2019 All listings are unofficial and subject to change. Check back often for updates.

NATIONAL BROADCASTS
Saturday Early: Houston @ Tampa Bay (1:00 PM ET; NFLN; Rich Eisen, Joe Thomas, Nate Burleson)
Saturday Late: Buffalo @ New England (4:30 PM ET; NFLN; Mike Tirico, Kurt Warner)
Saturday Night: LA Rams @ San Francisco (8:15 PM ET; NFLN; Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis)
Sunday Night: Kansas City @ Chicago (NBC)
Monday Night: Green Bay @ Minnesota (ESPN)


CBS SINGLE
https://506sports.com/2019/16-CBS.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Baltimore @ Cleveland
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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Pittsburgh @ NY Jets
Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts

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Cincinnati @ Miami
Andrew Catalon, James Lofton


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Oakland @ LA Chargers (LATE)
Greg Gumbel, Trent Green

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Detroit @ Denver (LATE)
Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon



FOX EARLY https://506sports.com/2019/16-FOX-E.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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New Orleans @ Tennessee
Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber

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NY Giants @ Washington
Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman

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Carolina @ Indianapolis
Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth

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Jacksonville @ Atlanta
Joe Davis, Brady Quinn



FOX LATE https://506sports.com/2019/16-FOX-L.png █ Anchorage
█ Fairbanks
█ Honolulu

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Dallas @ Philadelphia
Joe Buck, Troy Aikman

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Arizona @ Seattle
Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/DL3nbfG/1219190326.jpg

2019 NFC Playoffs


https://youtu.be/P-zdG4sUQ5Q

[Mark Celibate]

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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FailingDiscreteChinchilla-small.gif

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RelievedAthleticKillifish.webp
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SoftRemoteHornbill.webp

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GregariousWhichHalcyon.webp

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SoftRemoteHornbill.webp



That was actually one of his shining moments here. He went for it even though we were deep in FG range and Dak converted, and a couple plays later threw the rollout pass to Witten for the TD, ending the game.

[benefactor]

I don't know how to feel about this game. Jamies is such an enigma. Just gotta catch those picks when he tosses them right at you

[spurraider21]

I don't know how to feel about this game. Jamies is such an enigma. Just gotta catch those picks when he tosses them right at you
no evans no godwin...

[Darth_Pelican]

Go Vikings.

Cousins on MNF.... :pctoss

[spurraider21]

fantasy football championship week

[Darth_Pelican]

fantasy football championship week

must be nice

[spurraider21]

must be nice
eh, only in my secondary office league. got KOd in my main in round 1

[Millennial_Messiah]

Go Vikings.

Cousins on MNF.... :pctoss
They're at home. They'll win. Rodgers is a choker on the road.*

*Dallas counts as a home game for Rodgers

[monosylab1k]

Well my fantasy title hopes are almost dead and it isn’t even Sunday :lol

The Jameis Rollercoaster carried me this far, I guess I can’t complain when it derails and sends me to my death.

[Robz4000]

Well my fantasy title hopes are almost dead and it isn’t even Sunday :lol

The Jameis Rollercoaster carried me this far, I guess I can’t complain when it derails and sends me to my death.

I got Watson and I'm playing Winston. What a shitfest.

[i'm_still_beta]

At Least Winston is entertaining

[Robz4000]

Fucking Watson killed my fantasy championship hopes before the weekend even really got under way.

[spurraider21]

Fuller bombed for me but my opponent had jameis

[Millennial_Messiah]

That pussy decision is exactly why a Bill O'Bummer coached team can never be taken seriously as a playoff contender.

[monosylab1k]

Winston would be perfect for the XFL

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao Of course.

Jameis isn't even a backup QB at this point.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol O'Brien pulling a Jason Garrett against the Lions in 2013... holding penalty when they could have salted away the game, :lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

Enough time for Winston to throw one more pick?

[monosylab1k]

Rex Cockhead :lmao

[Millennial_Messiah]

Rex Cockhead :lmao

I guess thankfully BUF is trash?

[i'm_still_beta]

Excellent drive

[Millennial_Messiah]

Excellent drive

Patriots offense: Hot boiling knife

Billygoats' overrated "defense": Butter

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bills might be the worst 11-5 team in the NFL history when it's all said and done, and that's including the Ricky Williams dolphins and Matt Cassel patriots of 2008.

[Clipper Nation]

The Bills will be one-and-done in the playoffs thanks to their dumbass chickenshit coaching staff. Not trying to get any pressure on Brady, covering Edelman with some scrub third-stringer, etc.

[Will Hunting]

The Bills will be one-and-done in the playoffs thanks to their dumbass chickenshit coaching staff. Not trying to get any pressure on Brady, covering Edelman with some scrub third-stringer, etc.
They just aren’t very good tbh.

[Robz4000]

Eh, if the Bills get the Texans I could see them winning that game.

[Mark Celibate]

Random weird stat of the day.

Since 2000, seven teams have made the playoffs at 8-8 or worse. Those teams went 6-1 in the wild card round :lol

[Will Hunting]

Random weird stat of the day.

Since 2000, seven teams have made the playoffs at 8-8 or worse. Those teams went 6-1 in the wild card round :lol
Doesn’t surprise me if you think about it...those teams were winners of a shitty division and had home field in the first round.

[Pelicans78]

Bills might be the worst 11-5 team in the NFL history when it's all said and done, and that's including the Ricky Williams dolphins and Matt Cassel patriots of 2008.

At this rate, they might be the worst 12-4 team in history.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Patriots pass = Easy 30 yards

Patriots run = Easy 8-10 yards


Billyg:lolats and their "defense"


:lmao pretenders

[Mark Celibate]

Doesn’t surprise me if you think about it...those teams were winners of a shitty division and had home field in the first round.

Yep. 2004 had the Rams/Vikings both at 8-8 wildcards and playing on the road against Seattle and Green Bay respectively but neither of those teams were really that much better. The Cardinals in 2014 were much better than the Panthers at full strength, but they were down to like their 4th string QB or something and had to play on the road.

Unsurprisingly, all of them lost handily in the Divisional round.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The Bills will be one-and-done in the playoffs thanks to their dumbass chickenshit coaching staff. Not trying to get any pressure on Brady, covering Edelman with some scrub third-stringer, etc.

And the fact they just don't have much talent. The coaching staff has squeezed all they can out of this shitty roster tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Burkhead is that dude tbh. White (not James) power.

[Pelicans78]

What a disaster goal line series but also great defense.

[Millennial_Messiah]

billy goats are chokers tbh...

Chiefs have to go to Foxborough because they had to play Matt Fucking Moore for a game against the faggoty Fudge packers. Bullshit.

[Millennial_Messiah]

What a disaster goal line series but also great defense.

Smart coached defense. The players aren't that great for the most part outside of a couple of them, but belichick knows perfectly when to blitz and the bills' limited offensive playbook tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

chiefs season rests on Fitzpatrick going to foxboro in a week 17 that the lolphins team probably would much rather lose. BS

[Millennial_Messiah]

AFC Is (all but) set:

1) Ravens
2) Patriots
3) Chiefs
4) Texans
5) bills
6) Steelers or Titans (likely Titans because of the PIT/BAL Week 17)

2nd round - Chiefs at Pats - impossible to win in that place twice in the same season;
Texans at Ravens - colossal mismatch in coaching and the Ravens are just better on both sides of the ball

[AchillesHeel]

Another game-winning drive for the GOAT

[Will Hunting]

chiefs season rests on Fitzpatrick going to foxboro in a week 17 that the lolphins team probably would much rather lose. BS
Keep crying about it Andy. Your tears are delicious.

[Mark Celibate]

billy goats are chokers tbh...

Chiefs have to go to Foxborough because they had to play Matt Fucking Moore for a game against the faggoty Fudge packers. Bullshit.


Doesn't really matter at this point, didn't do shit having HFA in last year's AFCCG. At this point, they might as well call the Super Bowl the New England Invitational.

If they're not playing against Ray Lewis/Ed Reed, on the road against Peyton Manning, or in Denver I'll never pick against them even with how dominant Baltimore has been. The Pats will probably just do what they did last year and come out with a long, clock chewing opening TD drive. They'll make Baltimore play from behind, force Lamar Jackson into a couple of ooga-booga-esque picks/fumbles, and win by a touchdown. already calling it, will bump after it happens tbh imho

[DeadlyDynasty]

Buffalo will make the AFCCG, lock it in

[Millennial_Messiah]

Buffalo will make the AFCCG, lock it in

I don't think so, but it wouldn't shock me if they beat the Texans who just might have the worst coach in Texas, and that's saying something.

[Millennial_Messiah]

How did THIS quality team, defending NFC champion, get manhandled by The Bot in all 3 phases last week? :lmao

[benefactor]

Good games today tbh

[benefactor]

Looking like the Niners have them figured out tbh. Nice halftime adjustments.

[Clipper Nation]

Doesn't really matter at this point, didn't do shit having HFA in last year's AFCCG. At this point, they might as well call the Super Bowl the New England Invitational.

If they're not playing against Ray Lewis/Ed Reed, on the road against Peyton Manning, or in Denver I'll never pick against them even with how dominant Baltimore has been. The Pats will probably just do what they did last year and come out with a long, clock chewing opening TD drive. They'll make Baltimore play from behind, force Lamar Jackson into a couple of ooga-booga-esque picks/fumbles, and win by a touchdown. already calling it, will bump after it happens tbh imho
The Patriots are ringing every year until Belicheat and Brady retire. The AFC is a joke and the NFC champion has turned out to be a fraud more often than not.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Good games today tbh

the favorite won every single damn time. Meh

[DC23]

Huge win for the Pats! LFG!

[FrostKing]

13-3 49ers @ 12-3 Seahawks

Winner take all

[FrostKing]

Teams that never won their division this decade

Bills
Jets
Dolphins
Browns
Titans
Raiders
Chargers
Lions
Buccaneers

[Pelicans78]

13-3 49ers @ 12-3 Seahawks

Winner take all

That game will be on Sunday Night Football most likely.

[MultiTroll]

So PatsRef did make a strong appearance and attempted to end game.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/watch-refs-miss-brutal-face-mask-by-patriots-on-bills-josh-allen-in-crucial-moment/ar-BBYewDf?ocid=spartandhp

(Bills still choked away the 1st and goal from the 8)

[MultiTroll]

Who is tanking today?
Dolphins?
Bengals? (don't need to?)
NYG? Eli wants to end on good note?

Lions?

[Mark Celibate]

13-3 49ers @ 12-3 Seahawks

Winner take all

And loser has to go to The Bot's house most likely and face the Vince Lombardi of the Wild Card Round

[Mark Celibate]

The Patriots are ringing every year until Belicheat and Brady retire. The AFC is a joke and the NFC champion has turned out to be a fraud more often than not.

Yep, even if the Ravens went 16-0 and Lamar Jackson threw 70 TDs to 0 INTs, you just know the Pats are gonna go in there and win 20-17 or some shit with Jackson turning it over multiple times

[Clipper Nation]

Yep, even if the Ravens went 16-0 and Lamar Jackson threw 70 TDs to 0 INTs, you just know the Pats are gonna go in there and win 20-17 or some shit with Jackson turning it over multiple times
People really seem to have forgotten how terrible Lamar looked in the playoffs last year when he faced a Chargers team who had already played him once. His stats were Nathan Peterman-esque before garbage time. If a bumbling franchise like the Chargers could expose him like that, just imagine what Belichick is going to do against the Ravens come playoff time.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I'm amazed that the Browns and Raiders are still alive for the playoffs. Granted the scenarios for them to get in have zero chances of happening and very dependant on several teams, but still amazing that they have yet to be eliminated.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Browns have been the Ravens' kryptonite this season.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Titans playcalling is awful. They need to fire their OC desperately. Shotgun on 3rd & 1, seriously? Sneak the fucking ball. That might as well have been a Pick 6.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Who is tanking today?
Dolphins?
Bengals? (don't need to?)
NYG? Eli wants to end on good note?

Lions?

Eli isn't playing
Tua T. won't play for Cincinnati. Burrow might.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Browns have been the Ravens' kryptonite this season.

Except for the last 2 minutes.

[Millennial_Messiah]

If the home teams hold serve today and next week, the Seahawks are 13-3 and a repeat of the 2013 season and #1 overall

[Ghazi]

People really seem to have forgotten how terrible Lamar looked in the playoffs last year when he faced a Chargers team who had already played him once. His stats were Nathan Peterman-esque before garbage time. If a bumbling franchise like the Chargers could expose him like that, just imagine what Belichick is going to do against the Ravens come playoff time.
last year is last year moron. Lamars the MVP this year

[Ghazi]

Yep, even if the Ravens went 16-0 and Lamar Jackson threw 70 TDs to 0 INTs, you just know the Pats are gonna go in there and win 20-17 or some shit with Jackson turning it over multiple times

We dont just know shit. This Pats team is weak

[Millennial_Messiah]

Vikings need to win this week big time

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Browns were dumb going for 2 there, but the receiver should've caught that pass.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Steelers are averaging less than 15ppg in their last 7 games. In that span they're averaging less than the Bengals and Redskins are averaging this season.

[Ghazi]

Browns were dumb going for 2 there, but the receiver should've caught that pass.

Is it really that bad strategically? Whether you go for it on that TD or the next TD you have to go for it anyway.

I like the option of maybe making it and going for 2 again and winning the game by 1... maybe I'm dumb though.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

For the Browns to have a chance at the playoffs they needed the Steelers to lose, the Colts to win, and the Titans to lose which is happening now. The flaw in this is counting on the Browns to win.

That means the Raiders are still alive to make the playoffs.

[Millennial_Messiah]

God damnit Titans screw you losers

[Millennial_Messiah]

For the Browns to have a chance at the playoffs they needed the Steelers to lose, the Colts to win, and the Titans to lose which is happening now. The flaw in this is counting on the Browns to win.

That means the Raiders are still alive to make the playoffs.
for green bay to get #1 overall they need the seahawks and 49ers to each lose another game and the saints too I believe

[Chinook]

Browns were dumb going for 2 there, but the receiver should've caught that pass.

The only time it's dumb to go for two is if there's a penalty or something that pushes you back. Any NFL offense should be able to get that frequently enough to make the numbers in favor of the 2pt attempts. People sometimes think of that decision as only affecting the offense, like thinking the downside of having to score twice is really huge. In reality, the numbers should and do take into account that the opponent will have a chance to score. Missing the conversion meant it didn't really matter if the Ravens scored or not. So there wasn't that much to lose.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

for green bay to get #1 overall they need the seahawks and 49ers to each lose another game and the saints too I believe

The 49ers and the Seahawks need to lose because the Packers don't have the tiebreaker over either. 49ers due to head to head and Seahawks have a better win percentage when it commons to our 4 common opponents (Vikings, Panthers, 49ers and Eagles). Seahawks are 4-0 and Packers are 2-2. Whatever the Saints do doesn't matter if the Packers keep winning because the Packers have a better conference record.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Bengals are trying to choke the #1 pick away.

[Will Hunting]

:lol Bengals are trying to choke the #1 pick away.
:lol ginger Andy just putting up the meaningless stats he’s supposed to put up

[Millennial_Messiah]

The 49ers and the Seahawks need to lose because the Packers don't have the tiebreaker over either. 49ers due to head to head and Seahawks have a better win percentage when it commons to our 4 common opponents (Vikings, Panthers, 49ers and Eagles). Seahawks are 4-0 and Packers are 2-2. Whatever the Saints do doesn't matter if the Packers keep winning because the Packers have a better conference record.
Saints winning today means they're 4-0 against the AFC which is a curse in tiebreakers, so you're right. Packers loss against the Chargers worked out well for GB.

so pretty much if Seattle takes care of business against shitty Zona today, the Packers are eliminated from #1 but can still get a bye.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Cowboy fans actually thought Dak was better than Wentz.

[Mark Celibate]

This game is over tbh. Down 10-0 means The Bot will abandon the run game and turn into Mike Leach

[Millennial_Messiah]

If it's a 3 way tiebreaker between Seahawks, Packers, Saints then Seahawks get #1, Packers #2 and Saints #3

If the Packers lose to Minnesota then the Saints are almost assured of #1, they just have to beat the terrible Panthers to clinch HFA

If the 49ers win in Seattle next week then I believe it's 49ers #1, Packers #2 and Saints #3

[Millennial_Messiah]

Titans win and in next week, regardless of Pittsburgh.

[Clipper Nation]

At this point, I'll be shocked if this Bengals/Dolphins game doesn't end in the tie it deserves.

[Millennial_Messiah]

This game is over tbh. Down 10-0 means The Bot will abandon the run game and turn into Mike Leach

Don't need to run to win tbh. Got to air it out with Dak.

[Millennial_Messiah]

At this point, I'll be shocked if this Bengals/Dolphins game doesn't end in the tie it deserves.

curse of the tie tbh... last 10 teams to suffer a tie haven't made the playoffs

[Clipper Nation]

Don't need to run to win tbh. Got to air it out with Dak.
:lol Dak is a scrub without Zeke carrying him. "Airing it out" is asking for a blowout loss.

[Millennial_Messiah]

The only time it's dumb to go for two is if there's a penalty or something that pushes you back. Any NFL offense should be able to get that frequently enough to make the numbers in favor of the 2pt attempts. People sometimes think of that decision as only affecting the offense, like thinking the downside of having to score twice is really huge. In reality, the numbers should and do take into account that the opponent will have a chance to score. Missing the conversion meant it didn't really matter if the Ravens scored or not. So there wasn't that much to lose.

I agree tbh. Going for 2 was the right play there. The hardest 2 point conversion to score in football is when you're down 8 at the very end of the game and it's do or die. Better to get it over with on the first TD and then if you don't convert it's okay because now you can win with a TD and FG.

I hate kicking the PAT down 9 in the 4th. It's objectively wrong.

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Dak is a scrub without Zeke carrying him. "Airing it out" is asking for a blowout loss.

Zeke is a confirmed muslim so he can't carry shit except for a bomb. Go Dak tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Miami playing for the tie or win is retarded here

just fucking kick

[Millennial_Messiah]

Stop fucking running Garrett... Jeezus. Throw the fucking ball

[Millennial_Messiah]

Joe Burrow... get used to that Cincinnati Chili. There's Skyline, and Gold Star. Both will give you endless stomach cramps, tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

There's Michael "Thomas" Gallup #13

:lol wasting downs on running

[Millennial_Messiah]

fucking Quak missed Gallup there, that should have been a catch and run TD

[Millennial_Messiah]

Doug Pederson is such a cocky dipshit; why didn't they sneak it there?

[Millennial_Messiah]

STOP. FUCKING. RUNNING. GARRETT. IT DOESN'T WORK. OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES.

THROW THE DAMN BALL

[Millennial_Messiah]

get Witten out of there. Put Jarwin in the game. Witten is useless. 3rd down and long checkdowns to witten are fucking useless

[monosylab1k]

lol amari cooper and completely disappearing in big games, name a more iconic duo.

[Clipper Nation]

Larry Fitz shitting on the Seacucks.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Larry Fitz shitting on the Seacucks.

fuck that tryhard faggot, tbh, meaningless game

[Millennial_Messiah]

really need Seattle to win here

[leemajors]

Has Pollard been on the field?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Has Pollard been on the field?
no

I'd trade zeke and commit to throwing more

[Mark Celibate]

Even before today, I never really thought of Seattle as that great of a team despite being 11-3 with a tough schedule. All of their wins have been in close games tbh. If the Cowboys come back and win the division, I think they could beat the Seahawks in a home Wild Card game. The 49ers are a much scarier team imo

[Mark Celibate]

Now that The Bot is out of timeouts, I wonder if he'll call another false start to ice Forbath tbh imho

[Millennial_Messiah]

Michael "Thomas" Gallup has 999 yards on the season in only 11 games with one to go.

[Millennial_Messiah]

fuck Kingsbury, what did he steal from fat arians tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

STOP WASTING DOWNS RUNNING INTO 8 MAN BOXES GARRETT FAG

[Millennial_Messiah]

Michael Thomas Gallup with over 1,000 receiving yards on the season, haters!

[Mark Celibate]

Cox down, hopefully the injury is career threatening...can’t stand that POS

[Millennial_Messiah]

Of course we lose the ball because stupid Garrett fucking runs the ball into a stacked box instead of throwing with the passing game which has been the only thing that's worked all season

[Millennial_Messiah]

if we abandon the run we'd have 30+ points by now

fucking Garrett :pctoss

[Mark Celibate]

Of course we lose the ball because stupid Garrett fucking runs the ball into a stacked box instead of throwing with the passing game which has been the only thing that's worked all season

:lol the real issue was the genius idea of running an option on 3rd and 1 instead of just running the damn ball up the middle for an easy first down. Bot outsmarting himself per par etc. Any 2nd or 3rd and 1 should be an automatic first down with the personnel they have

[Millennial_Messiah]

just like the Minnesota game... Garrett just doesn't know when to get off his heroin-like addiction to the run game

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol the real issue was the genius idea of running an option on 3rd and 1 instead of just running the damn ball up the middle for an easy first down. Bot outsmarting himself per par etc. Any 2nd or 3rd and 1 should be an automatic first down with the personnel they have

yeah

and Pollard instead of zeke as well

[Millennial_Messiah]

well hopefully if Zeke is concussed then we'll start throwing like real men

[Millennial_Messiah]

okay Garrett you get another chance right now. THROW THE BALL 1st, 2nd, 3rd down.

[Millennial_Messiah]

finally Jarwin in the game instead of slow ass Witten

[Will Hunting]

:lmao the Chargers needing to go silent count in a home game

[Millennial_Messiah]

Don't ever run on 1st and 10 again, Garrett. Please. It. Just. Doesn't. Work.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cooper is such a bumfuck. Seriously. Tag and trade.

[Mark Celibate]

semen cloud over Clipper Nation's house right now tbh imo. just a shitty throw all-around

[Clipper Nation]

The Clapper needs to keep giving it to Zeke, tbh. Can't risk your whole season on a scrub like Dak.

[Clipper Nation]

1208894260852002816
:lol if the Seacucks still lose this game

[Mark Celibate]

I've always defended Dak but if they lose this one they need to move on. He's yet to play well in any big road games in his career

[Millennial_Messiah]

i hate the tryhard zona faggots this time of year tbh...

[Millennial_Messiah]

I've always defended Dak but if they lose this one they need to move on. He's yet to play well in any big road games in his career

Tag and trade Dak
Tag and trade Cooper
Axe Garrett
Extend Gallup

[Clipper Nation]

Kenyan Drake shitting on the Seacucks franchise, tbh.

[Spurtacular]

Seahawks minus 9 getting their asses kicked at home. SMH. That ruins my afternoon parlays.

[Mark Celibate]

Shitty playcalling as usual, but Dak is legitimately choking tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Why are you PUNTING down 2 scores on 4th & 1??? You have to go for it. Garrett punting away his career. WTF

[Spurtacular]

By all rights, the Cowboys should've won this game by at least two scores based on how Philly has looked for a while now. But of course they prove that they are the undisputed overly hyped team of all-time. Glad I only put the teensiest of wagers on the Cowbums.

[Mark Celibate]

By all rights, the Cowboys should've won this game by at least two scores based on how Philly has looked for a while now. But of course they prove that they are the undisputed overly hyped team of all-time. Glad I only put the teensiest of wagers on the Cowbums.

who the hell is hyping up this Dallas team? You are a special level of retarded

[Millennial_Messiah]

why the fuck would you punt on 4th and 1 down 2 scores in the 4th?

[Spurtacular]

I knew that minus 8 was way too much for the Chargers. I should've pulled the trigger; but I don't trust the Jets. They screwed me the last two or three times. Maybe I should've figured they were due.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Here comes the weekly "stacked team bailout" for Struggle. Blocked field goal + huge return.

[GAustex]

Been traveling for the holidays
Missed today’s action
Is GB top seed yet?

[Millennial_Messiah]

who the hell is hyping up this Dallas team? You are a special level of retarded

he's a vikings fan still salty that they beat them 38-7 in the championship game then proceeded to win the super bowl on their home turf.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Been traveling for the holidays
Missed today’s action
Is GB top seed yet?
No the 49ers won on Saturday.

[Spurtacular]

who the hell is hyping up this Dallas team? You are a special level of retarded

You're watching your playoffs be washed away, and you're lashing out.

Good thing for you is that it's less embarrassing this way. Someone coming into small d and kicking their asses by 30 would be the most embarrassing thing for you since TO kept slamming the football on your star. :lmao

[Mark Celibate]

You're watching your playoffs be washed away, and you're lashing out.

Good thing for you is that it's less embarrassing this way. Someone coming into small d and kicking their asses by 30 would be the most embarrassing thing for you since TO kept slamming the football on your star. :lmao

:lol quite the opposite. Reading your consistently shitty takes is actually very entertaining

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol Here comes the weekly "stacked team bailout" for Struggle. Blocked field goal + huge return.

and they just get a shitty field goal after all that. fuck tryhard zona

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't like kicking here, you're still essentially down 2 scores because two-point conversions at the end of the game when you're down 8 just don't work.

[Millennial_Messiah]

tough ask for Dak here because it'll be 15-17 even if they score

[Spurtacular]

:lol quite the opposite. Reading your consistently shitty takes is actually very entertaining

The opposite would be getting your ass kicked by 30 wouldn't be embarrassing. Maybe you're right; you guys keep lowering the bar, tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

HURRY IT UP DUMBASSES

YOU CAN'T COUNT ON THE TWO POINT CONVERSION JEEZUS

REMEMBER THE JETS GAME

[Millennial_Messiah]

We MUST score with enough time that we can feasibly use all 3 timeouts on defense and get the ball back with enough time to get in FG range and win 18-17.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Most important thing here is to NOT burn any timeouts. Score NOW

[Millennial_Messiah]

kick the FG here

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Dak is so trash.

[Robz4000]

:lol Dak is awful

[Millennial_Messiah]

that's why you kick the damn FG

[Mark Celibate]

Got to move on from Dak tbh. Guy just chokes every time when playing a tough road game

[Millennial_Messiah]

without that turnover in the 3rd, the score would be 15-17 with 5 field goals, and we'd just need to get the ball back to win 18-17

[Clipper Nation]

Seacucks just have no answers for Kenyan Drake.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Got to move on from Dak tbh. Guy just chokes every time when playing a tough road game

agree

move on from Quack, Zeke, Pooper and Clapper

[spurraider21]

:lol muh dak vs wentz head to head record

[Mark Celibate]

rofl so Garrett will go out just like he started. Lose a win and in game, and then finish at 8-8 :lol

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Fumblefaggot

[Millennial_Messiah]

sick of Jeffery Lurie and his slant eyed tranny for a wife

[Clipper Nation]

rofl so Garrett will go out just like he started. Lose a win and in game, and then finish at 8-8 :lol
I pity the next coach who's going to be stuck with Dak once Jerruh overpays him.

[Millennial_Messiah]

fuck quak
fuck $120 million zeke
fuck pooper
fuck clapper
fuck jerry
fuckjerry

[Millennial_Messiah]

I pity the next coach who's going to be stuck with Dak once Jerruh overpays him.

no

Prescott will be an unrestricted free agent in 2020. Or tagged and traded.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Tag and trade Prescott

Let Cooper walk

Extend Gallup

Trade Elliott

Extend Garrett for 1 more year

Start Cooper Rush in 2020

Tank 2020

Fire Garrett

Draft Trevor Lawrence #1 overall in 2021

[Millennial_Messiah]

If I were the government I'd make it an executive order than any white man who beds with/marries a female gook gets their junk removed.

[Mark Celibate]

rofl here comes the weekly Millenial Meltdown

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol muh dak vs wentz head to head record

wentz wasn't even good

but this game was all about getting fuckjerry to fire clapper

[Millennial_Messiah]

rofl here comes the weekly Millenial Meltdown

not even melting down

just a fucking sad ass season

they got beatdown by a team missing half their starters due to injury... literally

fuckjerry needs to fire clapper now

[KobesAchilles]

Might as well tank for Lawrence tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

also fuck the faggot ass tryhard arizona pissbirds

today was a fucking horrible day all around

fuck christmas

fuck 2019

fuck this decade.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Might as well tank for Lawrence tbh

that's been my plan for awhile now. Cooper Rush is the perfect bait for that next year. we go 2-14 starting Rush, and we get an extra first or two firsts from trading dak.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Seacucks
:lol Struggle

[Darth_Pelican]

rofl here comes the weekly Millenial Meltdown

I like his even years/odd years strange meltdown

[Millennial_Messiah]

I like his even years/odd years strange meltdown

Fuck odd years. hasn't been a good one of those since 2007.

[Millennial_Messiah]

R33ders actually have a legit shot at the playoffs :lol

They need to win - they play Denver. Yep, that's happening.
They need to Colts to win - they play Jacksonville. Yep, that's happening.
They need the Texans to beat the Titans. Very possible and likely, since the Texans still have something to play for, and they're at home.
They need the Ravens to beat the Steelers. Very possible, even without LJ8. RG3 is still good, they're at home, and Pittsburgh sucks, especially at QB.

WOW if it actually happens.

[Millennial_Messiah]

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Fuck my life. I'm now down to only 1 hydrocodone pill. FUCK

[Millennial_Messiah]

can someone please sell me some more?

[Pelicans78]

I have little confidence in the Hawks beating the Niners next week even though neither team have been dominant lately.

[FrostKing]

Snoozefest on Primetime

[Millennial_Messiah]

3rd & 18 never a problem for Mahomes. Dak, take notice.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'm in SA for Xmas Break, can someone drive over and sell me some drugs... ugh

[Pelicans78]

Snoozefest on Primetime

Yeah horrible. All the good games were on Saturday.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Yeah horrible. All the good games were on Saturday.

and even those were lame because all the favored teams won

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Good lord:

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[Clipper Nation]

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[spurraider21]

:lol raiders can still make the playoffs... they needed 5 specific outcomes this week and 4 next week. got all 5 this week. they make it if:

raiders beat broncos
ravens beat steelers
texans beat titans
colts beat jaguars

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol raiders can still make the playoffs... they needed 5 specific outcomes this week and 4 next week. got all 5 this week. they make it if:

raiders beat broncos
ravens beat steelers
texans beat titans
colts beat jaguars
and all 4 of those outcomes are quite likely. the only worry is the Ravens resting guys. but even they are at home

[SpursforSix]

can someone please sell me some more?

Only if you promise to take them all at once and chase it down with a pint of vodka.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Only if you promise to take them all at once and chase it down with a pint of vodka.

That would kill me you asshole

[spurraider21]

:lmao the Chargers needing to go silent count in a home game
:lmao at home, Clipper Nation?

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[spurraider21]

People really seem to have forgotten how terrible Lamar looked in the playoffs last year when he faced a Chargers team who had already played him once. His stats were Nathan Peterman-esque before garbage time. If a bumbling franchise like the Chargers could expose him like that, just imagine what Belichick is going to do against the Ravens come playoff time.
lamar this year and last year are night and day tbh

[Clipper Nation]

1209165175133220869
So now that Seattle is finally coming to their senses and bringing their true Team Leader back, will people finally stop pretending that Struggle is a franchise QB?

[SpursforSix]

That would kill me you asshole

Yikes. I don't know then.

[Mitch]

dont think your job at lowes would appreciate you popping painkillers, andy

[DAF86]

Question: is it legal to field just two defensive linemen?

[Will Hunting]

Question: is it legal to field just two defensive linemen?
Yes

As long as they’re not offsides I’m pretty sure defenses can lineup however they want to.

[DAF86]

Yes

As long as they’re not offsides I’m pretty sure defenses can lineup however they want to.

I wonder if a 2 linemen - 3 linebackers - 6 backs defense would work.

[DAF86]

Maybe even 2-2-7.

[resistanze]

TOSB Rodgers

[DAF86]

Every year I hear the same thing: "Rodgers is the best QB in the league" "Rodgers is the best QB in the league" but everytime I watch him play I end up asking myself: "really? This dude is the best player in the entire NFL?"

[Will Hunting]

Every year I hear the same thing: "Rodgers is the best QB in the league" "Rodgers is the best QB in the league" but everytime I watch him play I end up asking myself: "really? This dude is the best player in the entire NFL?"
He’s the best hero ball QB in the NFL imo, but he improvises too much and kills drives with unnecessarily stupid risks.

[resistanze]

He’s the best hero ball QB in the NFL imo, but he improvises too much and kills drives with unnecessarily stupid risks.

[resistanze]

Even in his prime, the incessant holding on to the ball was maddening.

[resistanze]

Between GB's turnovers and Minnesota's shit playcalling, I can barely watch. Pretender teams tbfh.

[Fat Brandon Bass]

I remember this happened when I was a couple's first bull. We had talked for weeks and weeks, and I had already gone on one date with the couple and everything seemed fine. On our second date, I took the hotwife out for dancing and drinks and by the time we got back to their place, she was definitely in heat.

The cuck was sitting in a chair next to us on the couch, and him and I were casually chatting as she started rubbing my bulge in front of him. She then took me out and begin to suck me off while the cuck and I continued to chat but I noticed something was off. He started fidgeting around nervously, avoiding eye contact, and giving short answers. I thought about his unusual behavior and asked if something was wrong. He then admitted he wasn't sure if he still wanted us to go through with it. Immediately the hotwife took her lips off my cock and angrily shut him down. He was dead silent after that, and after we had a good laugh about it she continued without interruption.




Luckily, we were able to continue without any other distractions and I was able to creampie her as normal. The cuck later shook my hand, thanked me, and we continued to have a normal relationship after that. Truthfully, it made the sex much hotter that night knowing that deep down there was a part of him that was uncomfortable with me being there and fucking his wife. This continued to be a normal thing and me and the cuck actually became closer during this sessions. She would be sucking me off on the couch while him and I would discuss any and all topics including his job, politics, business, etc.

[Darth_Pelican]

Every year I hear the same thing: "Rodgers is the best QB in the league" "Rodgers is the best QB in the league" but everytime I watch him play I end up asking myself: "really? This dude is the best player in the entire NFL?"

Some people still have him above Brees.

Side note: Cousins is fucking garbage in primetime. Jesus Christ

[Mark Celibate]

Some people still have him above Brees.

Side note: Cousins is fucking garbage in primetime. Jesus Christ

The one thing I never understood is how the Rodgerluvas bring up those couple of Hail Mary passes as if heaving up a jump ball to the endzone is some special skill only Rodgers has :lol

[DAF86]

Cousins is embarrassing himself out there. Somebody put him out of his misery.

[Mark Celibate]

Haven't watched any MNF this year tbh so I don't know the announcing cast. :lol Who's the jiggaboo color commentator stumbling through his sentences like mookie stumbling through a weight loss program? They replaced Jason Witten with the black Jason Witten imo

[Mark Celibate]

wtf? that's a Bot-like third down call

[resistanze]

Cousins :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

This Vikings offense making the Packers defense look like the 85 Bears. The Chargers crap offense ran circles around this defense. The Chargers offense!

[resistanze]

Za'Darius "LT" Smith :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Aaron Jones have more rushing yards in this game (154) than the entire Vikings offense (139 yards).

[Trainwreck2100]

i hate wising for people to be fired but booger needs to be gone next season.

[MultiTroll]

This Vikings offense making the Packers defense look like the 85 Bears. The Chargers crap offense ran circles around this defense. The Chargers offense!
The pivotal interception it did look like pretty blatant pass int by Packer DB to take out receiver.

[GAustex]

Pack take care of business and Struggle finds a way.
The Frozen Tundra of Lambeau Field all the way

[Millennial_Messiah]

Pack take care of business and Struggle finds a way.
The Frozen Tundra of Lambeau Field all the way

like that totally worked in 2007 and 2011

they won all road games the only year they won the super bowl

[Mark Celibate]

I remember this happened when I was a couple's first bull. We had talked for weeks and weeks, and I had already gone on one date with the couple and everything seemed fine. On our second date, I took the hotwife out for dancing and drinks and by the time we got back to their place, she was definitely in heat.

The cuck was sitting in a chair next to us on the couch, and him and I were casually chatting as she started rubbing my bulge in front of him. She then took me out and begin to suck me off while the cuck and I continued to chat but I noticed something was off. He started fidgeting around nervously, avoiding eye contact, and giving short answers. I thought about his unusual behavior and asked if something was wrong. He then admitted he wasn't sure if he still wanted us to go through with it. Immediately the hotwife took her lips off my cock and angrily shut him down. He was dead silent after that, and after we had a good laugh about it she continued without interruption.




Luckily, we were able to continue without any other distractions and I was able to creampie her as normal. The cuck later shook my hand, thanked me, and we continued to have a normal relationship after that. Truthfully, it made the sex much hotter that night knowing that deep down there was a part of him that was uncomfortable with me being there and fucking his wife. This continued to be a normal thing and me and the cuck actually became closer during this sessions. She would be sucking me off on the couch while him and I would discuss any and all topics including his job, politics, business, etc.

whew...glad things worked out between you two. no idea why he would be upset tbh

[GAustex]

like that totally worked in 2007 and 2011

they won all road games the only year they won the super bowl
It would be cool if Philly tripped up and them ‘boys backed into the playoffs and the Pack got first seed and them ‘boys win their wildcard game.
Dallas again in the Frozen Tundra of Lambeau Field.
It could happen.

[Will Hunting]

Haven't watched any MNF this year tbh so I don't know the announcing cast. :lol Who's the jiggaboo color commentator stumbling through his sentences like mookie stumbling through a weight loss program? They replaced Jason Witten with the black Jason Witten imo
:lmao this comment is hilarious on multiple levels

They desperately need to replace McFarland next year.

[Will Hunting]

It would be cool if Philly tripped up and them ‘boys backed into the playoffs and the Pack got first seed and them ‘boys win their wildcard game.
Dallas again in the Frozen Tundra of Lambeau Field.
It could happen.
Have the Packers and Cowboys played each other in the playoffs since the :cry Dez still caught it :cry game?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Have the Packers and Cowboys played each other in the playoffs since the :cry Dez still caught it :cry game?

Yes. 3 years ago. Packers defeated the Cowboys and went on to get destroyed by the Falcons.

[Spurtacular]

Cousins is embarrassing himself out there. Somebody put him out of his misery.

Even the announcers called him out. Vikings doing no two-minute drill in the final two minutes of the half opposite of Aaron Rodgers and the Packers.

But how much of that is on Cousins? Zimmer is the one calling the plays.

[Spurtacular]

This Vikings offense making the Packers defense look like the 85 Bears. The Chargers crap offense ran circles around this defense. The Chargers offense!

Could not have been more cuckservative play calling. Vikings should've hung 30+ on the Packers.

I lost a lot of money betting that third quarter with a score over/under that was only 9.5 and then 7.5.