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Millennial_Messiah
12-30-2019, 12:04 AM
With arguably the most talented roster in football, the Cowboys once again finish 8-8 in the Jason Garrett era, and the offseason starts in DECEMBER this year, not January.

Eagles are going to the playoffs, despite suffering a historic barrage of major injuries and starting more than half a team of practice squad scrubs.

Will Jason Garrett be back?

Will Kellen Moore be back?

Will Dak Prescott and/or Amari Cooper be back?

Will Rod Marinelli be back?

Who out of Byron Jones, Anthony Brown, Jeff Heath, Robert Quinn, Maliek Collins, Sean Lee, Michael Bennett (ugh), and/or Jason Witten will be back?

Will Jerry Jones give someone else more GM type autonomy over the roster?

Forever 8-8. The Story of the Jason Garrett era.

Most importantly... will anything actually change?

Clipper Nation
12-30-2019, 12:09 AM
Nothing will change as long as Jerruh is your owner and Dak is your quarterback.

https://i.imgur.com/1YTSexz.jpg

Spurtacular
12-30-2019, 12:25 AM
INB4 the Cowboys miss the playoffs again.

Trainwreck2100
12-30-2019, 12:50 AM
Jerry is the owner and dak is the qb, it don't matter who their coach is cause they'll still be shit, like i said they'd be three years ago

Millennial_Messiah
12-30-2019, 01:33 AM
Jerry is the owner and dak is the qb, it don't matter who their coach is cause they'll still be shit, like i said they'd be three years ago
well, technically Dak isn't the QB until they officially extend him the franchise tag. Currently as of today the Cowboys have no HC or QB except Cooper Rush and Clayton Thorson.

benefactor
12-30-2019, 01:40 PM
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SpursforSix
12-30-2019, 02:07 PM
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Great. Next they need to fire the GM.

SpursforSix
12-30-2019, 02:10 PM
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seems to be some conflicting reports.

https://twitter.com/fishsports?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp% 7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Clipper Nation
12-30-2019, 06:01 PM
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:lmao The Clapper just talked his way into a new contract, didn't he.

SpursforSix
12-30-2019, 07:09 PM
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:lmao The Clapper just talked his way into a new contract, didn't he.

If he’s back, I think that’s proof enough that he has pics of Jerry doing things with Epstein.

Will Hunting
12-30-2019, 07:10 PM
If he’s back, I think that’s proof enough that he has pics of Jerry doing things with Epstein.
Has The Ticket done any good Fake Jason Garrett bits recently :lol? I haven’t paid attention since I left Dallas.

Mark Celibate
12-30-2019, 07:37 PM
Has The Ticket done any good Fake Jason Garrett bits recently :lol? I haven’t paid attention since I left Dallas.

here's a list of the recent ones

https://www.theunticket.com/tag/fake-jason-garrett/

Will Hunting
12-30-2019, 07:40 PM
here's a list of the recent ones

https://www.theunticket.com/tag/fake-jason-garrett/
Thanks

There was one posted to YouTube in October when he’s cussing heavily and orders waffles with blueberries which is one of the funniest ones I’ve ever heard :lol

Mark Celibate
12-30-2019, 08:04 PM
Thanks

There was one posted to YouTube in October when he’s cussing heavily and orders waffles with blueberries which is one of the funniest ones I’ve ever heard :lol

rofl I think that's the one where he was implementing more forced cussing to "up his street cred" with the players

tbh this one's my favorite out of all of them

https://www.theunticket.com/fake-jason-garrett-we-play-for-60-minutes-11-14-17/

benefactor
12-30-2019, 08:13 PM
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:lmao The Clapper just talked his way into a new contract, didn't he.
Nah...Jerrah found out that it got leaked he was firing everyone and got pissed and decided to hold them all hostage for a bit longer.:lol

Will Hunting
12-30-2019, 08:21 PM
rofl I think that's the one where he was implementing more forced cussing to "up his street cred" with the players

tbh this one's my favorite out of all of them

https://www.theunticket.com/fake-jason-garrett-we-play-for-60-minutes-11-14-17/
That’s definitely the best one :lmao

SpursforSix
12-30-2019, 09:51 PM
Has The Ticket done any good Fake Jason Garrett bits recently :lol? I haven’t paid attention since I left Dallas.

Idk to be honest. During football season, I’m usually listening to fantasy shit on my drive in. The Musers are on vacation but I’m looking forward to hearing them during the Garrett watch.

Fat Brandon Bass
12-30-2019, 10:37 PM
Jesus, how has this red headed fuck not been fired yet?

Mark Celibate
12-31-2019, 12:42 AM
With arguably the most talented roster in football, the Cowboys once again finish 8-8 in the Jason Garrett era, and the offseason starts in DECEMBER this year, not January.

Eagles are going to the playoffs, despite suffering a historic barrage of major injuries and starting more than half a team of practice squad scrubs.

Will Jason Garrett be back?

Will Kellen Moore be back?

Will Dak Prescott and/or Amari Cooper be back?

Will Rod Marinelli be back?

Who out of Byron Jones, Anthony Brown, Jeff Heath, Robert Quinn, Maliek Collins, Sean Lee, Michael Bennett (ugh), and/or Jason Witten will be back?

Will Jerry Jones give someone else more GM type autonomy over the roster?

Forever 8-8. The Story of the Jason Garrett era.

Most importantly... will anything actually change?

The Bot is out

Moore comes back

Prescott is franchised, Cooper is gone

Marinelli is gone

Wouldn't be surprised if all these guys outside of Quinn are gone

Jerry Jones will still be GM

Will anything actually change? No, there will just be another moving target next year

SpursforSix
12-31-2019, 10:25 AM
Thanks

There was one posted to YouTube in October when he’s cussing heavily and orders waffles with blueberries which is one of the funniest ones I’ve ever heard :lol

:lol

They just replayed this one. "butt fucking blueberries"

Will Hunting
12-31-2019, 11:42 AM
:lol

They just replayed this one. "butt fucking blueberries"
:lol “order something for yourself and keep your balls happy...:gotta have happy balls”

Mark Celibate
12-31-2019, 11:52 AM
With how shitty this secondary has been, I can’t believe Kris Richard is even a potential HC candidate for any team. It’s either one of two reasons

a) he’s still living on his legacy from his days on the Seahawks or

b) like my nigga Will Hunting said, he’s the latest black man to do the whole “ooga booga” antics on the sidelines and some team is going to get burned by falling in love with his fiery spear-chucking, tribalist yelling on the sidelines

spurraider21
12-31-2019, 12:20 PM
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Clipper Nation
12-31-2019, 12:29 PM
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:lol How long will The Bot's next contract be? Four years? Five?

SpursforSix
12-31-2019, 01:26 PM
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:lol How long will The Bot's next contract be? Four years? Five?

the earlier of 10 years or the death of the GM.

LkrFan
12-31-2019, 03:38 PM
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:lmao The Clapper just talked his way into a new contract, didn't he.

Delete this bruh :lmao

benefactor
12-31-2019, 03:55 PM
:lol Jerruh the drama queen

jeebus
01-01-2020, 09:15 PM
If my nigga Godson Garrett can be buttoned up for another 6 years, I can see dem Boyz winning at least 3 championships.

Trainwreck2100
01-01-2020, 09:59 PM
at this point i just assume they are going to let his contract run out

Millennial_Messiah
01-01-2020, 11:31 PM
at this point i just assume they are going to let his contract run out

& franchise tag him (:lol)

Mark Celibate
01-01-2020, 11:59 PM
at this point i just assume they are going to let his contract run out

I think they may be working something out to give him a position in the FO, which is why they're taking so long. Jerruh views him like a son, so I'm sure just getting rid of him would be difficult. Honestly, it wouldn't be the worst idea in the world. The Bot's actually drafted well during his tenure and has a good eye for talent, just doesn't know how to use it on Gameday

Millennial_Messiah
01-02-2020, 12:01 AM
I think they may be working something out to give him a position in the FO, which is why they're taking so long. Jerruh views him like a son, so I'm sure just getting rid of him would be difficult. Honestly, it wouldn't be the worst idea in the world. The Bot's actually drafted well during his tenure and has a good eye for talent, just doesn't know how to use it on Gameday
yeah

the cowboys coming in were ranked as the #2 overall roster (behind the actual NFC East winners who managed to go 9-7 despite losing half their best players and starters to IR)

Trainwreck2100
01-02-2020, 12:47 AM
they're gonna lose a shitload of good roster when they pay dak

Millennial_Messiah
01-02-2020, 02:06 AM
they're gonna lose a shitload of good roster when they pay dak

Hire a Riley or Meyer and let them pick the franchise QB. Let Prescott become an unrestricted free agent this spring and test the market.

BackHome
01-02-2020, 10:15 AM
Biggest issue for me is defense need to do a complete 180 and get someone who can scheme and draft better defensive players. I think Washington did good with hiring Rivera as HC and getting Jack Del Rio to coach their defense they got a lot of young talent they will be much better under them.

Clipper Nation
01-02-2020, 01:30 PM
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:lmao

SpursforSix
01-02-2020, 02:01 PM
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:lmao

Cut Dak. Announcing player/coach, Jason Garrett.

Darth_Pelican
01-02-2020, 10:24 PM
Goodnight sweet prince

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28412867/cowboys-move-jason-garrett-source-says

Isitjustme?
01-02-2020, 10:26 PM
Goodnight sweet prince

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28412867/cowboys-move-jason-garrett-source-says

Finally lmao. Cant believe Jones is the same guy that fired Jimmy Johnson after back to back SB wins the way he took forever to get rid of this guy

Chris
01-02-2020, 10:46 PM
yup bot is out finally


https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28412867/cowboys-move-jason-garrett-source-says?platform=amp#click=https://t.co/IQlC4QitrX

spurraider21
01-02-2020, 11:04 PM
so which yes-man will jones hire next?

Mark Celibate
01-02-2020, 11:13 PM
rofl Jerruh icing The Bot just like The Bot icing his own kicker det fateful day. End of an era tbh

honestly unless they already have Riley agreed to be the next HC this was stupid to waste these last few days and potentially lose out on other HCs

Chris
01-02-2020, 11:14 PM
we need Bill Cowher but I doubt he will give up his cushiony analyst job

Mike McCarthy would be aight

Trainwreck2100
01-03-2020, 12:53 AM
Finally lmao. Cant believe Jones is the same guy that fired Jimmy Johnson after back to back SB wins the way he took forever to get rid of this guy

he fired jimmy cause jimmy grew a spine and jerry wasn't about that life, garrett was just a fucking yes man so he kept his job. Anyone they hire will also be a yes man so it will be a lateral move

spurraider21
01-03-2020, 01:17 AM
we need Bill Cowher but I doubt he will give up his cushiony analyst job

Mike McCarthy would be aight
:lol cowher? He hasn’t coached for 15 years. Might as well hire ditka

jeebus
01-03-2020, 02:49 AM
Fucking bullshit.

Millennial_Messiah
01-03-2020, 03:22 AM
How about Urban Meyer?

Isitjustme?
01-03-2020, 07:34 PM
Fucking bullshit.

Huh?

Isitjustme?
01-03-2020, 07:35 PM
he fired jimmy cause jimmy grew a spine and jerry wasn't about that life, garrett was just a fucking yes man so he kept his job. Anyone they hire will also be a yes man so it will be a lateral move

I always wonder what would have happened to that Cowboys team if they had kept Johnson around

JasonGarrett
01-04-2020, 09:54 AM
JUST A DAMN GOOD GROUP OF GUYS...REAL EFFIN PROUD TO COACH THIS EFFIN TEAM!

jeebus
01-04-2020, 10:49 AM
JUST A DAMN GOOD GROUP OF GUYS...REAL EFFIN PROUD TO COACH THIS EFFIN TEAM!
I hope Jurruh Jones adopts you and hands you the reigns to the team one day imo.

SpursforSix
01-04-2020, 01:01 PM
Marvin Jones or Mike McCarthy?!!??

Will Hunting
01-04-2020, 01:48 PM
Marvin Jones or Mike McCarthy?!!??
:lol Mike McFatshit would be a downgrade from the bot....the guy won 1 championship in a weak year with an absolutely stacked defense and outside of that has been a shitty coach who costs his team games and wasted Aaron Rodgers’ prime.

Mark Celibate
01-04-2020, 01:52 PM
If they hire Marvin Lewis I’m legitimately bandwagoning to another team. Just shows they’re not serious about winning

:lol replacing The Bot with The Black Bot

Will Hunting
01-04-2020, 02:00 PM
If they hire Marvin Lewis I’m legitimately bandwagoning to another team. Just shows they’re not serious about winning

:lol replacing The Bot with The Black Bot
That could just be them meeting the Rooney Rule quota.

Trainwreck2100
01-04-2020, 02:06 PM
If they hire Marvin Lewis I’m legitimately bandwagoning to another team. Just shows they’re not serious about winning

:lol replacing The Bot with The Black Bot

that's rooney rule, but if dak is their qb then they aren't serious about winning.

Mark Celibate
01-04-2020, 02:49 PM
That could just be them meeting the Rooney Rule quota.

oh yeah forget about det one

Millennial_Messiah
01-04-2020, 03:01 PM
That could just be them meeting the Rooney Rule quota.

Is the Rooney Rule just you have to interview at least 1 black guy?

Will Hunting
01-04-2020, 03:33 PM
Is the Rooney Rule just you have to interview at least 1 black guy?
Yeah one minority interview and that’s it....it’s the dumbest rule ever.

Millennial_Messiah
01-04-2020, 03:35 PM
Yeah one minority interview and that’s it....it’s the dumbest rule ever.

It is, I agree. Like you can literally call up any ex player or hoboe off the street to interview even if they don't have a snowball's chance in hell of getting the job.

as for the Cowboys, I don't know why they wouldn't give Kris Richard that slot though

Will Hunting
01-04-2020, 03:40 PM
It is, I agree. Like you can literally call up any ex player or hoboe off the street to interview even if they don't have a snowball's chance in hell of getting the job.

as for the Cowboys, I don't know why they wouldn't give Kris Richard that slot though
They probably want to keep Richard as an assistant....every time I’ve seen an assistant get a coaching interview from the team he’s already with, he gets butthurt and leaves and/or is fired by the new coach if he doesn’t get the head coaching job (ie Gregg Williams in Cleveland last year)....coaches in general are paranoid and egotistical, thus they don’t want to be looking over their shoulder at the guy who interviewed for the same job they got.

dbestpro
01-04-2020, 04:52 PM
There is no coach that I have ever seen that is worse at clock management than Marvin Lewis. He does not do half time adjustments. Its the game plan or nothing. The Cowboys are looking at him I can guarantee you he will make you miss Garrett.

Mark Celibate
01-04-2020, 05:24 PM
Here's a video of The Bot doing exit interviews. As much as I liked to laugh at his gaffes, gotta say this is a must listen. Very classy imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQrh_gxv6Es

HarlemHeat37
01-04-2020, 05:30 PM
Marvin Lewis's stock has gone up since leaving Cinci IMO. They looked like the worst franchise in the NFL before he got there and now they're back to that form. More importantly, he has experience dealing with a terrible owner who interferes in shit. He's a low-ceiling option, though, doesn't do anything special, similar to Ron Rivera. It depends whether you believe the Cowboys' problems were due to lack of discipline and structure, as opposed to scheme. Hiring the correct coordinators matters just as much anyways, look at Orgeron at LSU.

Everybody discusses Dak, Elliott and their offense, but that defense is very average.

SpursforSix
01-04-2020, 08:21 PM
That could just be them meeting the Rooney Rule quota.

Ah...good call.

JasonGarrett
01-05-2020, 10:26 AM
Goodnight sweet prince

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28412867/cowboys-move-jason-garrett-source-says

You know...again...not gonna get into that...not getting into it....even though I've been fired, I don't think about getting fired....just focused on the next practice....the next practice....just stacking practices on top of practices and doing what's best for the Dallas Football Cowboys organization...even if I'm not the head coach anymore I'm still gonna give you vanilla answers and still gonna focus on stacking practices on top of one another....because I'm an Ivy League ginger who's deathly afraid of confrontation and rocking the boat....rocking the boat....in other words, i'm effing delusional...

So again...I'm just worried about taking it one day at a time...even though I was fired a few days ago, I'm gonna stick my head in the sand, repeat "LALALALALALALLALA" and pretend that this is the first time I've heard of it....first time I've heard of it...

Clipper Nation
01-05-2020, 10:43 AM
There is no coach that I have ever seen that is worse at clock management than Marvin Lewis.
You mean besides Andy Reid?

Clipper Nation
01-05-2020, 10:51 AM
Marvin Lewis's stock has gone up since leaving Cinci IMO. They looked like the worst franchise in the NFL before he got there and now they're back to that form.
The Bengals' current suckitude started after the bye week in Marvin's last season and continued into this year. His stock shouldn't be up at all. He was given plenty of talent and 16 seasons' worth of patience and couldn't win a single playoff game. For the Cowboys, hiring him is basically the same as if they brought Garrett back.

Mark Celibate
01-05-2020, 02:28 PM
Marvin Lewis and The Bot are basically the same coach and have the same resumes. Undisciplined but talented teams that always flame out in the wild card/divisional round, no in game adjustments, can't adjust when key players are injured, terrible clock management, and untimely penalties.

SpursforSix
01-05-2020, 02:43 PM
Cowboys supposedly checking out Lincoln Reilly.

Will Hunting
01-05-2020, 03:29 PM
Marvin Lewis's stock has gone up since leaving Cinci IMO. They looked like the worst franchise in the NFL before he got there and now they're back to that form. More importantly, he has experience dealing with a terrible owner who interferes in shit. He's a low-ceiling option, though, doesn't do anything special, similar to Ron Rivera. It depends whether you believe the Cowboys' problems were due to lack of discipline and structure, as opposed to scheme. Hiring the correct coordinators matters just as much anyways, look at Orgeron at LSU.

Everybody discusses Dak, Elliott and their offense, but that defense is very average.
I think Cinci was headed for a big rebuilding project either way and the timing worked out well for Lewis. Maybe he wins a few more games if he was the coach but no matter what Cinci was going to be a bottom 3 team this year imo.

Pelicans78
01-05-2020, 07:48 PM
They should trade for Sean Payton. I’m done with him.

BD24
01-05-2020, 08:55 PM
:lol Mike McFatshit would be a downgrade from the bot....the guy won 1 championship in a weak year with an absolutely stacked defense and outside of that has been a shitty coach who costs his team games and wasted Aaron Rodgers’ prime.
I hated McCarthy, but he’s better than the bot. Bot is a poor mans mccarthy imo. McCarthy definitely cost us playoff games, but at least he got the team to the playoffs like he was supposed to. Garrett missed the playoffs multiple times with very capable teams imo

Spurs Homer
01-05-2020, 10:23 PM
is it official yet?

jesus fucking christ

Mark Celibate
01-05-2020, 10:54 PM
:lol The Bot fired for the fifth time today

Will Hunting
01-06-2020, 12:51 AM
I hated McCarthy, but he’s better than the bot. Bot is a poor mans mccarthy imo. McCarthy definitely cost us playoff games, but at least he got the team to the playoffs like he was supposed to. Garrett missed the playoffs multiple times with very capable teams imo
Garrett didn’t have a player who could mask shitty coaching the way prime A-Rod could...when your team has a non-elite QB shit coaching gets exposed a lot easier imoz

Millennial_Messiah
01-06-2020, 04:34 AM
They should trade for Sean Payton. I’m done with him.

What did he do wrong? It's not his fault his corner got gronkowskied

BD24
01-06-2020, 11:06 AM
Garrett didn’t have a player who could mask shitty coaching the way prime A-Rod could...when your team has a non-elite QB shit coaching gets exposed a lot easier imoz
That’s fair.

Believe me, I have no love for fat ass and will have a great time watching Cowboys fans get upset over the next few years. The fuck cost us a super bowl trip the year that we played Seattle in the conference championship. Shit play calling and decision making pretty much the entirety of the second half.

spurraider21
01-06-2020, 05:36 PM
Yeah one minority interview and that’s it....it’s the dumbest rule ever.
it got tomlin his job though

spurraider21
01-06-2020, 05:37 PM
Marvin Lewis's stock has gone up since leaving Cinci IMO. They looked like the worst franchise in the NFL before he got there and now they're back to that form. More importantly, he has experience dealing with a terrible owner who interferes in shit. He's a low-ceiling option, though, doesn't do anything special, similar to Ron Rivera. It depends whether you believe the Cowboys' problems were due to lack of discipline and structure, as opposed to scheme. Hiring the correct coordinators matters just as much anyways, look at Orgeron at LSU.

Everybody discusses Dak, Elliott and their offense, but that defense is very average.
i think i was the only person here who was calling him underrated in his last 1-2 years with the bengals tbh...

Will Hunting
01-06-2020, 06:02 PM
it got tomlin his job though
Mike Tomlin is an overrated scumbag baboon. For all the crying about Belichick cheating nothing Belichick has ever done is 1/10th as bad as Tomlin trying to trip Jacoby Jones and stopping a touchdown in the process.

spurraider21
01-06-2020, 06:10 PM
Mike Tomlin is an overrated scumbag baboon. For all the crying about Belichick cheating nothing Belichick has ever done is 1/10th as bad as Tomlin trying to trip Jacoby Jones and stopping a touchdown in the process.
i dno man, the fact that he handled antonio brown for as long as he did has given me a lot of respect for him :lol

Will Hunting
01-06-2020, 07:06 PM
i dno man, the fact that he handled antonio brown for as long as he did has given me a lot of respect for him :lol
Yeah they were able to speak chimp to each other.

He also never made a Super Bowl with Antonio Brown, so I guess it depends on what you mean by “handled”, I also doubt Antonio Brown was always like this. All the success got to his head and made him go crazy. I doubt he was a nutcase when he entered the NFL :lol

HarlemHeat37
01-06-2020, 07:09 PM
Yeah they were able to speak chimp to each other.

He also never made a Super Bowl with Antonio Brown, so I guess it depends on what you mean by “handled”, I also doubt Antonio Brown was always like this. All the success got to his head and made him go crazy. I doubt he was a nutcase when he entered the NFL :lol

He also had a serial rapist at QB, though:lol

spurraider21
01-06-2020, 07:12 PM
Yeah they were able to speak chimp to each other.

He also never made a Super Bowl with Antonio Brown, so I guess it depends on what you mean by “handled”, I also doubt Antonio Brown was always like this. All the success got to his head and made him go crazy. I doubt he was a nutcase when he entered the NFL :lol
:rolleyes

Will Hunting
01-06-2020, 07:22 PM
He also had a serial rapist at QB, though:lol
So he can manage personalities well.

This is constantly the story with black coaches the media wants to prop...you hear rave reviews about them being “class acts” and “player coaches” but when it comes to actual coaching shit (in game adjustments, Xs and Os, etc) they’re mediocre at best.

Millennial_Messiah
01-06-2020, 09:09 PM
At least he's good at throwing challenge flags.

Millennial_Messiah
01-06-2020, 09:10 PM
So he can manage personalities well.

This is constantly the story with black coaches the media wants to prop...you hear rave reviews about them being “class acts” and “player coaches” but when it comes to actual coaching shit (in game adjustments, Xs and Os, etc) they’re mediocre at best.

Look at what happened to the warriors when they switched from Mark Jackson (aka the NBA's Tomlin) to Steve Kerr

Mark Celibate
01-06-2020, 10:25 PM
sounds like Jerruh is letting McCarthy hire his own staff. A good sign thus far imo

Millennial_Messiah
01-06-2020, 10:27 PM
sounds like Jerruh is letting McCarthy hire his own staff. A good sign thus far imo

surprised no Dom Capers tbh

Millennial_Messiah
01-06-2020, 10:28 PM
FUCK :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss


Saints linebackers coach Mike Nolan will become the Cowboys new defensive coordinator, NFL Media reports.

The Cowboys are expected to continue using the 4-3 as their base defense, Gehlken reports.

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

Will Hunting
01-07-2020, 01:43 AM
sounds like Jerruh is letting McCarthy hire his own staff. A good sign thus far imo
I still think if the bot was desperate enough to want the job Jerruh would force McCarthy to hire GarrettTop as his OC :lol

Mark Celibate
01-07-2020, 12:54 PM
I still think if the bot was desperate enough to want the job Jerruh would force McCarthy to hire GarrettTop as his OC :lol

tbh if The Bot doesn't land a coaching job somewhere else, no doubt Jerruh hires him back and makes up some BS job title for him like "Offensive Consultant" or something

Millennial_Messiah
01-07-2020, 05:49 PM
tbh if The Bot doesn't land a coaching job somewhere else, no doubt Jerruh hires him back and makes up some BS job title for him like "Offensive Consultant" or something

I hope the Bot becomes HC of the patriots and they proceed to go 8-8 every year

Isitjustme?
01-07-2020, 06:40 PM
Mike Tomlin is an overrated scumbag baboon.

Jesus, tell us how you really feel rofl

Millennial_Messiah
01-16-2020, 07:28 PM
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Crazy Eights!!!!!!!!

spurraider21
01-16-2020, 08:47 PM
kellen moore will retain playcalling duties

Millennial_Messiah
01-17-2020, 08:23 PM
kellen moore will retain playcalling duties

jurral never learns.

Millennial_Messiah
01-20-2020, 06:09 PM
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Millennial_Messiah
01-20-2020, 06:10 PM
My post count:


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Biggems
01-25-2020, 08:57 PM
Give me DT Javon Kinlaw at 17. He is a beast.

Fat Brandon Bass
01-26-2020, 09:07 PM
sons after today’s news we can only hope Jerruh keeps flying as much as possible in his helicopter imo

Millennial_Messiah
01-26-2020, 10:37 PM
sons after today’s news we can only hope Jerruh keeps flying as much as possible in his helicopter imo

no good unless stephen is also on board tbh.

Millennial_Messiah
03-01-2020, 01:12 PM
9,494

My birth year repeated, in my post count. And it's March, my birth month. 26 this year. Awesomeness! :D

Millennial_Messiah
03-27-2020, 09:16 PM
March 28, 2020

Millennial Messiah is officially 26 years old!! Hoping for a beautiful year :birthday::drunk

Biggems
03-28-2020, 08:10 PM
I am happy with the offseason for the most part. Losing X and Fleming on the OL will sting. Fredbeard retiring is an enormous loss. I hated losing Quinn and Cobb, but for the money they got, adios. I do like all of the signings, except Zeurlein. I am not opposed to him, just the 3 yr instead of 1 yr.

Now no need for Kinlaw. In the draft I want to trade down in the 1st and add a 2 and maybe 6

CB CJ Henderson
WR Denzel Mims
SS Kyle Dugger
DE Alton Robinson (by way Of Converse Judson Rockets)
OT Terence Steele
RB Darrynton Evans
OG Jon Runyan
WR Mason Kinsey

Millennial_Messiah
03-28-2020, 08:40 PM
Cowboys will need to draft a competent QB sooner than later. Quak will play 2020 on the franchise tag and then join a new team in march 2021, hope we'll have enough draft capital stocked up by then to draft a real franchise QB.

Mark Celibate
03-28-2020, 10:43 PM
Cowboys will need to draft a competent QB sooner than later. Quak will play 2020 on the franchise tag and then join a new team in march 2021, hope we'll have enough draft capital stocked up by then to draft a real franchise QB.

beat me to it. This has been a very "un-Cowboys" like free agency in that they signed a bunch of free agents right out of the gate, and most of them are starting caliber players. But the hip twerker demanding to be the highest paid QB in the NFL, is the real story here. Unbelievable tbh. I expect 2020 will be business as usual for Dak, blow out some shitty teams at home, contend for the division because the division is garbage, but then sh!t the bed on the road against good teams per par etc. After next season, he needs to be shown the door

The Cowboys were the Utah Jazz of the NFL for so long with The Bot at the helm. Never consistently bad enough to draft All-Pro level players, and never good enough to be a Super Bowl contender. If they give in and pay Dak, then that trend will continue

Millennial_Messiah
03-29-2020, 12:14 AM
beat me to it. This has been a very "un-Cowboys" like free agency in that they signed a bunch of free agents right out of the gate, and most of them are starting caliber players. But the hip twerker demanding to be the highest paid QB in the NFL, is the real story here. Unbelievable tbh. I expect 2020 will be business as usual for Dak, blow out some shitty teams at home, contend for the division because the division is garbage, but then sh!t the bed on the road against good teams per par etc. After next season, he needs to be shown the door

The Cowboys were the Utah Jazz of the NFL for so long with The Bot at the helm. Never consistently bad enough to draft All-Pro level players, and never good enough to be a Super Bowl contender. If they give in and pay Dak, then that trend will continue

Utah Jazz is a bad comparison because if not for the GOAT they would have had multiple rings with Stockton + Malone in the 90s. But overall, your take is spot on.

I like Atlanta Hawks from 2008 to 2017... much better comparison IMO.

spurraider21
03-30-2020, 03:54 PM
Cowboys will need to draft a competent QB sooner than later. Quak will play 2020 on the franchise tag and then join a new team in march 2021, hope we'll have enough draft capital stocked up by then to draft a real franchise QB.
he's going to get a contract and you're going to have to deal with that

i'm expecting something in the realm of 4 years 140 mil

Millennial_Messiah
03-30-2020, 05:23 PM
he's going to get a contract and you're going to have to deal with that

i'm expecting something in the realm of 4 years 140 mil
fuck no, that's russell wilson. i'd rather ride out, tag again and then trade tyrod taylor two than pay tyrod taylor two russell wilson money.

spurraider21
03-30-2020, 05:26 PM
fuck no, that's russell wilson. i'd rather ride out, tag again and then trade tyrod taylor two than pay tyrod taylor two russell wilson money.
i'm not asking you what you'd rather do. i'm telling you what's going to happen

this is why they should have just give him a contract last summer for 30 per year or something like that. waiting it out until he had the leverage was a bad move

jerry's not going to reset the QB position right now with that offense in tact

Millennial_Messiah
03-30-2020, 05:58 PM
i'm not asking you what you'd rather do. i'm telling you what's going to happen

this is why they should have just give him a contract last summer for 30 per year or something like that. waiting it out until he had the leverage was a bad move

jerry's not going to reset the QB position right now with that offense in tact
or just get the same production from tyrod taylor for 17 mil a year

spurraider21
03-30-2020, 05:59 PM
dak is much better than tyrod

Mark Celibate
03-30-2020, 07:24 PM
i'm not asking you what you'd rather do. i'm telling you what's going to happen

this is why they should have just give him a contract last summer for 30 per year or something like that. waiting it out until he had the leverage was a bad move

jerry's not going to reset the QB position right now with that offense in tact

I could see it happening if they miss the playoffs again. Main problem is that they gave in and gave that huge contract to Zeke only to have him half-@ss it during the season

spurraider21
03-30-2020, 07:28 PM
I could see it happening if they miss the playoffs again. Main problem is that they gave in and gave that huge contract to Zeke only to have him half-@ss it during the season
i doubt he plays the season on the tag... he's getting a contract before he steps on the field

Millennial_Messiah
03-30-2020, 09:53 PM
i doubt he plays the season on the tag... he's getting a contract before he steps on the field

Never before has a QB held out due to the tag. Look at Cousins and others. It would show horrid leadership on his part, and pretty much validate Will Hunting's "selfish n!gger" schtick.

Millennial_Messiah
03-30-2020, 09:54 PM
If he must have a contract, ship him to Jacksonville or Miami for a 1st... hell even a 2021 1st. He plays well in hot weather, he's a warm weather child. Just don't trade him to anywhere cold like Denver or New England where he struggles.

Clayton Thorson, Cooper Rush, Taryn Christion, whoever else wants to come try out... it's open competition season, baby.

The 2021 1st might seem like lower value but it'll look great with Trevor Lawrence on the board and us maybe getting another premium pick in the process after picking him.

spurraider21
03-30-2020, 11:06 PM
If he must have a contract, ship him to Jacksonville or Miami for a 1st... hell even a 2021 1st. He plays well in hot weather, he's a warm weather child. Just don't trade him to anywhere cold like Denver or New England where he struggles.

Clayton Thorson, Cooper Rush, Taryn Christion, whoever else wants to come try out... it's open competition season, baby.

The 2021 1st might seem like lower value but it'll look great with Trevor Lawrence on the board and us maybe getting another premium pick in the process after picking him.
You’re not getting a first for him because he’s going to come with huge contract demands

jerry is going to pay him

Millennial_Messiah
03-31-2020, 12:42 PM
You’re not getting a first for him because he’s going to come with huge contract demands

jerry is going to pay him

if fuckjerry pays him russell wilson money to be the starting QB for a long time then I'll seriously find a new team until he's gone... everyone that wasn't living under a rock during the super bowl saw the difference between a real franchise QB (Mahomes) and a "passable enough but overpaid" QB (Garoppolo / Prescott). One choked away the game, and then had one last chance but blew a relative layup deep shot post route that could have saved the game. While the real franchise QB came back from double digits late in the 4th quarter to win the championship. Not sure even Michael Jordan ever did that.

FrostKing
03-31-2020, 01:09 PM
if fuckjerry pays him russell wilson money to be the starting QB for a long time then I'll seriously find a new team until he's gone... everyone that wasn't living under a rock during the super bowl saw the difference between a real franchise QB (Mahomes) and a "passable enough but overpaid" QB (Garoppolo / Prescott). One choked away the game, and then had one last chance but blew a relative layup deep shot post route that could have saved the game. While the real franchise QB came back from double digits late in the 4th quarter to win the championship. Not sure even Michael Jordan ever did that.
MJ never played as poorly as Mahomes for 80% of a playoff game

KC defense is better than Dallas and the coaches are superior

leemajors
03-31-2020, 04:54 PM
if fuckjerry pays him russell wilson money to be the starting QB for a long time then I'll seriously find a new team until he's gone... everyone that wasn't living under a rock during the super bowl saw the difference between a real franchise QB (Mahomes) and a "passable enough but overpaid" QB (Garoppolo / Prescott). One choked away the game, and then had one last chance but blew a relative layup deep shot post route that could have saved the game. While the real franchise QB came back from double digits late in the 4th quarter to win the championship. Not sure even Michael Jordan ever did that.

Get used to it and fairweather some other team

Millennial_Messiah
03-31-2020, 06:28 PM
MJ never played as poorly as Mahomes for 80% of a playoff game

KC defense is better than Dallas and the coaches are superior

KC defense? Has been pretty atrocious throughout the Reid era, couldn't stop a terribly-struggling Andrew Luck from erasing a 28-point second half deficit to come back and beat them their first year with Reid... couldn't stop the Titans' running game in the playoffs in 2017, couldn't stop the run for most of 2019, and couldn't stop a 42 year old from marching the team down the field 3 times in a row to end the game when 1 stop would have gotten the Chiefs to the Atlanta Super Bowl in 2018-19.

And, they gave up a wide open TD that likely would have won the game for the 49ers, or at least forced the Chiefs to go downfield without much clock just for a chance at an OT forcing field goal... but Jimmy Whack missed the throw to a wide-open Sanders who had a walk-in touchdown... but Whack Wop missed the throw. Prescott misses that throw all the time, too.

SuperCam
03-31-2020, 08:24 PM
MJ never played as poorly as Mahomes for 80% of a playoff game

KC defense is better than Dallas and the coaches are superior

https://www.nba.com/magic/sites/magic/files/styles/mobile__700x500_/public/externals/4b72c21ec5a26144759e7338d922567b.jpg?itok=553i9N6i

spurraider21
03-31-2020, 09:07 PM
:lmao SuperTeddy

FrostKing
03-31-2020, 09:13 PM
https://www.nba.com/magic/sites/magic/files/styles/mobile__700x500_/public/externals/4b72c21ec5a26144759e7338d922567b.jpg?itok=553i9N6i
31 points on 48% shooting

Mahomes pulled a Kobe in the 2010 Finals

SuperCam
03-31-2020, 09:36 PM
31 points on 48% shooting

Mahomes pulled a Kobe in the 2010 Finals

8-22 shooting and the CHOKE

Millennial_Messiah
04-02-2020, 09:54 AM
cowboys picked up aldon fucking smith :lol spurraider21

hmmm... wonder if they'll also bring randy gregory (likely) and david irving back... Rolando McClain is available too but he's a bit older.

Mark Celibate
04-02-2020, 10:20 AM
tbh can we also take a look at Nick Hayden? What's Greg Hardy up to these days?

Millennial_Messiah
04-02-2020, 11:33 AM
tbh can we also take a look at Nick Hayden? What's Greg Hardy up to these days?

Hayden was a weakling in the middle but he wasn't a bad guy IIRC.

Mark Celibate
04-02-2020, 08:45 PM
Hayden was the GOAT

fify

Millennial_Messiah
04-02-2020, 08:45 PM
fify

in the same way that Jeff Heath was the GOAT of strong safeties, then yes.

Chris
04-02-2020, 10:48 PM
Dez coming back?


https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1245898649780899840?s=19

SpursforSix
04-03-2020, 11:41 AM
Dez coming back?


https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1245898649780899840?s=19

Normally I'd say that it's fine if he's cheap and willing to have limited plays. But it's Dez so he's going to bitch if he's not in on every play. He's already lost whatever speed he had and wasn't a great route runner to begin with.
I assume he can only play out of the slot where I think Cooper is the most effective out of their current options. IDK.

leemajors
04-03-2020, 12:16 PM
Normally I'd say that it's fine if he's cheap and willing to have limited plays. But it's Dez so he's going to bitch if he's not in on every play. He's already lost whatever speed he had and wasn't a great route runner to begin with.
I assume he can only play out of the slot where I think Cooper is the most effective out of their current options. IDK.

I would rather just draft Duvernay

SpursforSix
04-03-2020, 01:38 PM
I would rather just draft Duvernay

Exactly. A defense would have to account for him with his speed. Would open up the field. At this point, I can't imagine Dez being any more than a body.

Millennial_Messiah
04-05-2020, 03:02 PM
Ideal Draft:

1st round: CJ Henderson (CB1)
2nd round (trade up: trade Prescott and 2020 4th to the Jags for 2020 2nd): Jalen Hurts (QB)
2nd round (original pick): Javon Kinlaw (DT) (maybe he slides!)
3rd round: Devin Duvernay (SLWR)

MultiTroll
04-09-2020, 05:24 PM
Higher IQ: Ape or Dez Bryant?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/bryant-criticism-over-prescott-workout-messed-me-up-mentally/ar-BB12onvD?ocid=spartanntp

Millennial_Messiah
04-09-2020, 11:30 PM
10K Extravaganza !!!!!


:danceclub :birthday: :huddle: :jekka :danceclub

Millennial_Messiah
04-23-2020, 11:43 PM
Give CD Lamb #88 already tbh. Man we got some good receivers. Though the pick should have been expected once we signed McCarthy. McCarthy always valued keeping the receiver room stocked and star-studded at all times, in Green Bay.

Driver....Finley...Jennings....Jones... Nelson...Cobb....Adams. It's just a position McCarthy values more than most. And he had a pretty damn good record in GB, too.

Millennial_Messiah
04-23-2020, 11:48 PM
Zeke will definitely look better (particularly in terms of YPC and efficiency, not so much volume) if teams finally start treating the Cowboys as a pass-first team instead of a rushing one. McCarthy was definitely a pass first guy in Green Bay, so I'm sure that's his philosophy as well.

Mark Celibate
04-24-2020, 12:26 AM
We need as many weapons as we can get if we're going to have the hip twerker atleast for next season at qb. But I like the pick, very good quality for where it's at. The Bot would've just creamed his pants over some undersized DT who'd spend 70% of his first three years on IR before getting traded for a 7th round pick............tbh imho

Millennial_Messiah
04-24-2020, 12:38 AM
We need as many weapons as we can get if we're going to have the hip twerker atleast for next season at qb. But I like the pick, very good quality for where it's at. The Bot would've just creamed his pants over some undersized DT who'd spend 70% of his first three years on IR before getting traded for a 7th round pick............tbh imho
Respect, Hip twerker's brother committed suicide today. Seriously. :(

Blue chip prospect and comps to Deandre Hopkins. Maybe get back to 2016, which was a bit of a sweet spot year because the lingering effects of the Romo era caused teams to still treat the Cowboys as a passing team, which allowed for the run game to be so efficient and dominant. By 2017, the league had caught up and figured out that the Cowboys were actually now a running team who would struggle to be super effective in the passing game if they stopped the run, so guess what..... they stacked the box and Zeke hasn't looked as good since.

But now that McCarthy and not Clapper is the coach, and we have 3 pro bowl caliber WRs, 2 superstar OTs and a solid line overall, I expect a major bounce-back year for Zeke, more akin to his rookie season, maybe not in terms of total rushing yards and certainly not volume of carries, but definitely in terms of efficiency / yards per carry.

Millennial_Messiah
04-24-2020, 03:28 PM
would like a trade up in round 2 to get our pick of the safety litter

JasonGarrett
04-25-2020, 08:32 AM
We need as many weapons as we can get if we're going to have the hip twerker atleast for next season at qb. But I like the pick, very good quality for where it's at. The Bot would've just creamed his pants over some undersized DT who'd spend 70% of his first three years on IR before getting traded for a 7th round pick............tbh imho

Just wanna be clear....wanna be clear....we here at the New York Football Giants formerly known as the Dallas Football Cowboys organization are looking for football players....players....

And that's something you're always going to hear me say in the press conferences....when questioned about why I made a trade or signed a free agent...or what we're looking for in the draft...I'm gonna repeat that we're looking for football "players"....and that's important...it's important to emphasize "players" as in guys who will actually be playing the game of football....and that's important in the National Football League....

Now if you ask me what kinds of football players I'm looking for...I'm gonna say I gotta go back and look at the tape....look at the tape....and after analyzing the tape I've determined that those kinds of decisions are beyond my pay grade ....

Spurs Homer
05-03-2020, 04:52 PM
Damn

watching the end of that cowboys/packers nfc title game on replay on fox


good times

Spurs Homer
05-03-2020, 04:58 PM
...back when they had a running back who was worth a shit

didnt have to sit out every 3rd down

a qtrback who could accurately pass the ball

a receiver who could catch

a defense


1996

Millennial_Messiah
05-07-2020, 09:20 PM
Cowboys

@ LAR - L
vs ATL - W
@ SEA - L
vs CLE - W
vs NYG - W
vs AZ - L
@ WAS - W
@ PHI - W
vs PIT - W
@ MIN - L
vs WAS - W
@ BAL - L
@ CIN - W
vs SF - L
vs PHI - W
@ NYG - W

10-6 1st NFC East

spurraider21
05-07-2020, 09:26 PM
i dont think you're sweeping philly, but i also think the cowboys will beat the rams week 1

Millennial_Messiah
05-07-2020, 09:39 PM
i dont think you're sweeping philly, but i also think the cowboys will beat the rams week 1

I don't have the Rams as a playoff team next year (last in their division), but the Cowboys always seem to come out flat when they have to play week 1 on the road, or against a team that isn't the Giants in any case.

I also don't like having to play both Baltimore AND Cincinnati on the road, back to back, in December. The weather gets cold up there that time of year. Cincinnati will struggle in Burrow's rookie year but they should be at least somewhat better, maybe 4-12 or 5-11 or so. Prescott stinks in cold weather games.

Millennial_Messiah
05-08-2020, 05:13 PM
https://i.imgur.com/bXERMVb.jpg

BackHome
05-10-2020, 10:12 PM
Lol that’s freaking hilarious so true though

spurraider21
05-11-2020, 12:39 PM
he's better than dalton, and nobody is calling him the best qb in the nfc/nfl

meme is funny tho :lol

Millennial_Messiah
05-11-2020, 06:32 PM
he's better than dalton, and nobody is calling him the best qb in the nfc/nfl

meme is funny tho :lol

really? because I watched quite a bit of cincinnati from 11 until he got hurt halfway thru 15 which squelched their dream season they were having that year. He was pretty damn good and did a lot of things that Dak just isn't good enough to do. They made the playoffs all 5 years, for the record, and marvin lewis was basically jason garrett north.

From 11 to 15 Dalton was consistently in the top 10 QB conversation, maybe not top 5 but top 10... Dak is considered average at best.

spurraider21
05-11-2020, 06:52 PM
really? because I watched quite a bit of cincinnati from 11 until he got hurt halfway thru 15 which squelched their dream season they were having that year. He was pretty damn good and did a lot of things that Dak just isn't good enough to do. They made the playoffs all 5 years, for the record, and marvin lewis was basically jason garrett north.

From 11 to 15 Dalton was consistently in the top 10 QB conversation, maybe not top 5 but top 10... Dak is considered average at best.
what year is it?

Millennial_Messiah
05-12-2020, 09:33 AM
what year is it?

dalton's numbers regressed from 16 to 19 because the management got extremely stingy, gutted up their stud offensive line and WR corps (save for Green) within under a year, Tyler Eifert a previously top-5 league TE has suffered from chronic serious injuries starting in 16. The Bungles managment and Mike Brown pretty much set up Dalton to fail. He's not Tom Brady that can still score piles of points with a mediocre OL and makeshift WR corps, but you can argue what the Cowboys have today on offense around the QB (OL, WRs, RB) is even better than what Cinci had from 11 to 15.

SpursforSix
05-12-2020, 11:16 AM
This is some retarded shit up in here.

Millennial_Messiah
05-12-2020, 11:32 AM
This is some retarded shit up in here.

between 2015 and 2017 the Bengals mis-management took Marvin Jones, Mo Sanu, Andy Whitworth and Kevin Zeitler away from Andy Dalton... and former pro bowl tight end Tyler Eifert began his long string of injuries in the offseason before the 2016 regular season.

So to accurately compare the two, let's take away Gallup, Cooper, Zeke, Tyron Smith and Zack Martin (leaving Dak with only Ceedee Lamb and a terrible surrounding offense) and let's see how "retarded" Dak looks out on the field, tbh.

spurraider21
05-12-2020, 12:53 PM
tyler eifert had one good year where he caught a lot of goal line touchdowns but even then had like 600 yards :lol

Millennial_Messiah
05-12-2020, 01:09 PM
tyler eifert had one good year where he caught a lot of goal line touchdowns but even then had like 600 yards :lol

regardless, he was a pro bowl tight end. Not every TE can be prime Gronkowski and get 1000 yards, that's not what TEs are for. They're for reliable third down options, blocking, checkdowns and red zone TDs. Eifert made the pro bowl and got hurt in the pro bowl game and that started his long string of injuries.

take away 5 of an offense's best 6 starters surrounding a QB (and not replacing them with comparable talent) and it's not too hard to see the falloff from 12-4 to 2-14 within a few short years tbh, regardless of who the QB is.

I'm not arguing Dalton is in the Brady/Brees/Mahomes/Wilson tier because he's not, but I'm simply arguing he's better than Prescott.

SpursforSix
05-12-2020, 01:25 PM
between 2015 and 2017 the Bengals mis-management took Marvin Jones, Mo Sanu, Andy Whitworth and Kevin Zeitler away from Andy Dalton... and former pro bowl tight end Tyler Eifert began his long string of injuries in the offseason before the 2016 regular season.

So to accurately compare the two, let's take away Gallup, Cooper, Zeke, Tyron Smith and Zack Martin (leaving Dak with only Ceedee Lamb and a terrible surrounding offense) and let's see how "retarded" Dak looks out on the field, tbh.

Oh fuck...I forgot they took Sunu away from Dalton. Shit...I guess you're right. How could he ever recover from that.

SpursforSix
05-12-2020, 01:27 PM
regardless, he was a pro bowl tight end. Not every TE can be prime Gronkowski and get 1000 yards, that's not what TEs are for. They're for reliable third down options, blocking, checkdowns and red zone TDs. Eifert made the pro bowl and got hurt in the pro bowl game and that started his long string of injuries.

take away 5 of an offense's best 6 starters surrounding a QB (and not replacing them with comparable talent) and it's not too hard to see the falloff from 12-4 to 2-14 within a few short years tbh, regardless of who the QB is.

I'm not arguing Dalton is in the Brady/Brees/Mahomes/Wilson tier because he's not, but I'm simply arguing he's better than Prescott.

Here's my take. You've seen all the Cowboy games. Good and bad. We know you're a pessimist so you'll pick out the worst of Prescott.
On the other hand, it's likely you've only seen Dalton's highlights so based on that, he looks pretty dam good to you.

Millennial_Messiah
05-12-2020, 01:55 PM
Here's my take. You've seen all the Cowboy games. Good and bad. We know you're a pessimist so you'll pick out the worst of Prescott.
On the other hand, it's likely you've only seen Dalton's highlights so based on that, he looks pretty dam good to you.

Nah. I've seen the lowlights, even in his good/playoff seasons.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRvudHbHu9M


But I also vividly recall him beating Prime Aaron Rodgers and still-prime Tom Brady in back to back home games, in 2013.

He's better than Prescott.

SpursforSix
05-12-2020, 02:11 PM
Nah. I've seen the lowlights, even in his good/playoff seasons.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRvudHbHu9M


But I also vividly recall him beating Prime Aaron Rodgers and still-prime Tom Brady in back to back home games, in 2013.

He's better than Prescott.

Shit...if we can pick QBs from 7 years ago, why didn't they just sign Brady?

Millennial_Messiah
05-12-2020, 02:21 PM
Shit...if we can pick QBs from 7 years ago, why didn't they just sign Brady?

maybe because he costs 30 million bucks instead of 7 and he's 11 years older? tbh

SpursforSix
05-12-2020, 02:23 PM
maybe because he costs 30 million bucks instead of 7 and he's 11 years older? tbh

Yeah...but getting Brady from 7 years ago would pretty much offset all of that. By your metrics, I'm sure we could find an even cheaper guy than 7 million.

Millennial_Messiah
05-12-2020, 02:24 PM
Yeah...but getting Brady from 7 years ago would pretty much offset all of that. By your metrics, I'm sure we could find an even cheaper guy than 7 million.
The point is, Dalton in 2020 isn't necessarily worse than Dalton in 2015 (or 2013), his numbers and the Bengals' records have been way worse the past few years because of the degradation of the team around him, not of Dalton himself. Dalton is only 32 and doesn't have a huge injury history.

Millennial_Messiah
05-12-2020, 02:25 PM
Brady to Dallas in 2020 would have been a very win now move, especially with the current roster in place, we might even be SB favorites. But Jerruh thinks too much of the 4th round comp pick backup grade QB currently on the roster and he is still (partly) convinced there's a future there. Brady to Dallas in 2020 would have all but guaranteed a Prescott trade.

spurraider21
05-12-2020, 05:37 PM
before the cowboys signed dalton, he was worse than Stidham :lol

Millennial_Messiah
05-12-2020, 08:13 PM
before the cowboys signed dalton, he was worse than Stidham :lol

then again, to be fair, we haven't seen stidham yet.

Stidham: pick 133
Prescott: pick 135
Dalton: Pick 35

not sure if stidham isn't as good as prescott tbh, especially with bill belichick as the coach, but he'll be thrown out to the wolves in an offense devoid of much talent sadly. If you swapped Stidham and Prescott today, not sure if there would be a difference in terms of team success, even in year 1.

Mark Celibate
05-13-2020, 10:04 AM
Brady to Dallas in 2020 would have been a very win now move, especially with the current roster in place, we might even be SB favorites. But Jerruh thinks too much of the 4th round comp pick backup grade QB currently on the roster and he is still (partly) convinced there's a future there. Brady to Dallas in 2020 would have all but guaranteed a Prescott trade.

defense is way too much of a question mark tbh

Millennial_Messiah
05-13-2020, 10:44 AM
defense is way too much of a question mark tbh

Idk about you but I'm kind of liking this defense with the new DC and FA and draft additions. Gone is the shitty "bend but don't break" philosophy which started with old man Marinelli (and his shitty DLine draft picks) and ended with Byron Jones who got all of 2 turnovers (one on a hail mary and the other off a deflection by the DLine playing short safety in prevent coverage) in 5 seasons. Didn't make a single interception in traditional man or zone coverage.... in 5 years. I'm glad that guy is gone.

In is McCoy, Poe to solidify the DLine, drafted a stud in the 3rd round behind them, hopefully overpaid Crawford finally GTFOs and one or both of Smith/Gregory are re-instated. LVE recovers fully off a successful surgery and lots of rest from having missed the back half of last year. Jaylon Smith finally gets to play OLB full time, both in hybrid 4-3 under and base 3-4 (and nickel) instead of MLB which was a bad spot for him to begin with (since his strengths are speed, lateral agility, tackling, blitzing and hard hitting and his weaknesses are size, strength and block shedding), Lee is back for at least another season as the other ILB when they go base 3-4 (i.e. he won't get a TON of snaps but he could be listed as a starter on case by case basis if they come out on the first defensive snap in a 3-4 formation) and the secondary also looks improved, you lose no-ball-skills Jones for a 2021 3rd round pick but you gain Diggs and HHCD, two ball hawks who thrive in coverage. HHCD and Woods are your starting safeties which allows you to play a lot of different coverages like cover evens with man, or press zone quarters (no traditional SS/box safety to be found on the team, everyone can cover) and quit relying on the single high looks and soft zone coverage.

An important chess piece will be LVE in this type of defense because he will need to be able to a) be healthy enough to hold up against the run (which he's definitely built for at his size and athleticism) and b) be able to cover deep middle in the cover evens-looks, especially against tight ends and some slot receivers, which he did a masterful job of in his rookie season but we didn't see him much last year.

The ability to move DeMarcus Lawrence around from DE to OLB back and forth will also presumably help him have a better year than last year (more like 2017/2018) since he'll be getting more favorable matchups, and offenses will no longer be able to predict when to chip him at the line etc. That's the big thing about a hybrid defense... unpredictability, which drives offenses nuts. They might be able to get a big play on you once or twice a game, but if you shut down the short stuff and stifle them most of the rest of the way, you'll win most of your football games, especially with the kind of offensive artillery the Cowboys have and as long as special teams don't completely stink up the house the way they did last year.

Biggest question mark on the roster is the QB... now that HC, C (likely), backup RB, safety, DT, CB etc have been successfully shored up. Current starting QB, if it's not Dalton, went 0-4 in games last year where he had a golden opportunity to win the game with the ball in his hands and ample time to do so... that is NOT a franchise QB, imo. Just a 4th round comp pick QB doing 4th round comp pick QB things.

spurraider21
05-13-2020, 02:16 PM
boiled down: 9-7

Millennial_Messiah
05-13-2020, 04:32 PM
boiled down: 9-7

Cowboys are winning double digits in 2020 provided there's a full season. Take that to the bank. Take that to Vegas, too. And then take your winnings from Vegas and go back to the bank and deposit said winnings, and pay Andrew (@realMillennialMessiah) a 10% commission for being the axis of awesome financial sports advisers.

spurraider21
05-13-2020, 05:09 PM
their over/under is 9.5 tbh

Millennial_Messiah
05-14-2020, 09:27 AM
their over/under is 9.5 tbh

so take the "O" to vegas when you go see the raiders play in the preseason (if there is a preseason lol)

With all the new talent and new coaching staff with SB winning experience and moxie unlike what the last one had. I think they're overdue for another 2014 or 2016 type season. But with a better defense. Main question mark is at QB, can he win close games with the ball in his hands? Because he did in '16 and '18 but he didn't last year.

Even numbered years are good for the Cowboys.

Odd numbered years for us are usually full of BS like... Romo breaking his back and being replaced by Kyle Orton, or Romo breaking his collarbone TWICE, or Zeke getting suspended half the season for being innocent, or the coaching and special teams completely falling apart like last year, to the point where Clapper was literally throwing red flags at referees and getting flagged for that. :lol

The only bad thing about being good in an even numbered year is that you've got to play the playoffs in an odd numbered year in January, which doesn't turn out well for us of course. :lol

BackHome
05-14-2020, 11:08 PM
I don’t know why Dak is demanding to be highest paid QB it is painfully obvious that unless he has a very good line and very good running back and a good receiver group he is slightly below average. Your not going to win if your defense sucks no matter how good your offense is.

Also his agent is thinking that the cap is going to go way up in the next few years which would have been true had it not been for that pesky VIRUS.

SpursforSix
05-15-2020, 09:36 AM
I don’t know why Dak is demanding to be highest paid QB it is painfully obvious that unless he has a very good line and very good running back and a good receiver group he is slightly below average. Your not going to win if your defense sucks no matter how good your offense is.

Also his agent is thinking that the cap is going to go way up in the next few years which would have been true had it not been for that pesky VIRUS.

Dak and his agent played this the right way. Management gave the impression that they took him for granted and that he'd do a team friendly deal and seemed to make his deal low priority.
So now, production wise, he's probably going to finish in the top 3 in terms of stats again. And even though he's not a top 3 QB, it will be hard to argue against in negotiations.
Another colossal Jones screwup.

Millennial_Messiah
05-15-2020, 01:01 PM
Dak and his agent played this the right way. Management gave the impression that they took him for granted and that he'd do a team friendly deal and seemed to make his deal low priority.
So now, production wise, he's probably going to finish in the top 3 in terms of stats again. And even though he's not a top 3 QB, it will be hard to argue against in negotiations.
Another colossal Jones screwup.

Did I miss anything? I didn't see that they paid him long term.

SpursforSix
05-15-2020, 01:09 PM
Did I miss anything? I didn't see that they paid him long term.

The screwup is that they'll either have to pay him big money (which I think they will) or start over with another QB. And all the while overpaying Zeke who's going to get worse every year.

Millennial_Messiah
05-15-2020, 01:30 PM
The screwup is that they'll either have to pay him big money (which I think they will) or start over with another QB. And all the while overpaying Zeke who's going to get worse every year.

Zeke contract is bad but they'll get out of it in spring 2022. I'm hoping Prescott gets the Cousins treatment (or they just trade him next offseason) and draft his replacement; or maybe Dalton shines. Or maybe Prescott goes down week 2 with an ACL and the Cowboys get to draft Trevor Lawrence. Unfortunately that possibility kind of died with the Dalton signing though. Cooper Rush was our best hope for that.

Definitely need to start over with a better QB; this guy is a Tyrod Taylor clone who only has better numbers because he's been on a very QB friendly team/roster for the past 4 years instead of being on 4 teams where most of the time he was playing he played behind atrocious OL's.

spurraider21
05-15-2020, 03:00 PM
brah, dak is going to get an extension.

Millennial_Messiah
05-15-2020, 03:52 PM
brah, dak is going to get an extension.
when we could just get tyrod for 10 mil a year and get the same production? horse shit tbh :lol

spurraider21
05-15-2020, 04:01 PM
when we could just get tyrod for 10 mil a year and get the same production? horse shit tbh :lol
dak is significantly better than tyrod

and i'm not asking what you want to happen, i'm telling you what's going to happen.

Millennial_Messiah
05-15-2020, 04:06 PM
dak is significantly better than tyrod

and i'm not asking what you want to happen, i'm telling you what's going to happen.
how so? Tyrod had good numbers and a winning team the one year he had a reasonably decent o-line. Prescott has had no less than the best offensive line in football and been on a very offense-favorable team. The one time we saw him without a supreme weapon outside of Zeke was the first half of the 2018 season, and he looked atrocious then. And let's not forget when he had to play without Zeke in 2017... also ghastly.

Tyrod has been in some shitty situations, where he's had no protection and minimal weapons at WR/TE, and he's always been on the hot seat as teams look for his replacement. Prescott gets to play for the most ridiculously-over-the-top loyal owner in sports, and has had arguably the best supporting cast in football the majority of his career.

Just food for thought.

spurraider21
05-15-2020, 04:31 PM
how so? Tyrod had good numbers and a winning team the one year he had a reasonably decent o-line. Prescott has had no less than the best offensive line in football and been on a very offense-favorable team. The one time we saw him without a supreme weapon outside of Zeke was the first half of the 2018 season, and he looked atrocious then. And let's not forget when he had to play without Zeke in 2017... also ghastly.

Tyrod has been in some shitty situations, where he's had no protection and minimal weapons at WR/TE, and he's always been on the hot seat as teams look for his replacement. Prescott gets to play for the most ridiculously-over-the-top loyal owner in sports, and has had arguably the best supporting cast in football the majority of his career.

Just food for thought.
cowboys had trash weapons before cooper tbh. Dez was washed by then. dak isnt an elite QB thats going to rise above a poor staff and produce, but he's a more than capable NFL QB who is pretty accurate, has a good not great arm, good athletic ability, and has been durable.

tyrod has 3 years as a starter where he was among the most conservative passing QBs in the league behind a very run heavy offense with lesean. he threw for 20 touchdowns exactly one time. tyrod isn't a terrible player, he's good enough to manage a game, but he's not really starting caliber, more of a high end backup.

Millennial_Messiah
05-20-2020, 05:10 PM
Outside linebacker Aldon Smith is reinstated. Offseason keeps getting better. :wow

Millennial_Messiah
05-24-2020, 02:14 PM
This video put a smile on my face for today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHgqkUmL1l8

Millennial_Messiah
05-27-2020, 12:45 PM
:devil:devil:devil 10,666 :devil:devil:devil

Darth_Pelican
06-15-2020, 01:54 PM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29314127/cowboys-texans-players-test-positive-covid-19-sources-say

SpursforSix
06-15-2020, 04:29 PM
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29314127/cowboys-texans-players-test-positive-covid-19-sources-say

Zeke strikes me as someone who wasn't going to let COVID get in the way of raves and hos.

Millennial_Messiah
06-15-2020, 04:40 PM
Zeke strikes me as someone who wasn't going to let COVID get in the way of raves and hos.

hopefully he isn't a gerontophiliac.

SpursforSix
06-15-2020, 05:02 PM
hopefully he isn't a gerontophiliac.

That would be fucking awesome if that came out.

slick'81
06-20-2020, 03:06 AM
New helmets are :(



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Millennial_Messiah
06-22-2020, 11:03 PM
1 1 K

DJR210
06-26-2020, 02:34 AM
I don't know why everyone is talking like football is resuming :lol I just don't see it happening

Millennial_Messiah
06-26-2020, 09:23 AM
I don't know why everyone is talking like football is resuming :lol I just don't see it happening

Every time there's a new post in this thread not made by me between now and July 15th I'll be scared that it's about news about Jerry sinking the ship by tying the team down long term to a certain very average QB.

SpursforSix
06-26-2020, 11:50 AM
I don't know why everyone is talking like football is resuming :lol I just don't see it happening

I'm pretty much of the same opinion. I can't imagine multiple players on multiple teams not having to sit out. And suppose those guys get diagnosed on a Saturday. Then I would think the whole team has to be quarantined.
Across all team sports.

Millennial_Messiah
06-26-2020, 12:03 PM
I'm pretty much of the same opinion. I can't imagine multiple players on multiple teams not having to sit out. And suppose those guys get diagnosed on a Saturday. Then I would think the whole team has to be quarantined.
Across all team sports.

Herd immunity.

They're all under 50... 53 cases with 0 fatalities is just fine.

Think about it, the NFL season and playoffs run right through the heart of cold and flu season. Nobody cries when guys are "under the weather" for "flu-like symptoms" (sore throat, coughing, sinus congestion, etc) every November or January. They don't sit out games to "self-quarantine". They play through it like men. This is the same damn thing.

SpursforSix
06-26-2020, 12:24 PM
Herd immunity.

They're all under 50... 53 cases with 0 fatalities is just fine.

Think about it, the NFL season and playoffs run right through the heart of cold and flu season. Nobody cries when guys are "under the weather" for "flu-like symptoms" (sore throat, coughing, sinus congestion, etc) every November or January. They don't sit out games to "self-quarantine". They play through it like men. This is the same damn thing.

Well, it's not the "same damn thing". Regardless of whatever science one chooses to believe or not to believe, a COVID diagnosis will be looked upon very differently than the flu.

Millennial_Messiah
06-26-2020, 12:45 PM
Well, it's not the "same damn thing". Regardless of whatever science one chooses to believe or not to believe, a COVID diagnosis will be looked upon very differently than the flu.

Science says that you're LESS likely to die of Covid than the Influenza (not common cold, but influenza) if you're under 50, and not statistically significantly higher fatality rate regardless of age.

You get sick, and, if you're in otherwise good health, as long as you stay hydrated, rest up and take your meds, you'll recover reasonably quickly. If you're really old and you already have terminal illnesses, well.. you could be in trouble. Covid, Influenza, SARS, Swine flu... etc.

Make no mistake... I'm not a "Denialist" of science and I was much more worried in Fall 2014 about the Ebola... because no matter how healthy or young you are, it kills, violently and speedily; those who survived received extremely intensive care and were very fortunate and lucky to make it. With a fatality rate over 50%, an Ebola pandemic spanning millions of cases in the country would be truly severe. But not this. This is a junior varsity high school baseball league pandemic.

SpursforSix
06-26-2020, 12:49 PM
Science says that you're LESS likely to die of Covid than the Influenza (not common cold, but influenza) if you're under 50, and not statistically significantly higher fatality rate regardless of age.

You get sick, and, if you're in otherwise good health, as long as you stay hydrated, rest up and take your meds, you'll recover reasonably quickly. If you're really old and you already have terminal illnesses, well.. you could be in trouble. Covid, Influenza, SARS, Swine flu... etc.

Make no mistake... I'm not a "Denialist" of science and I was much more worried in Fall 2014 about the Ebola... because no matter how healthy or young you are, it kills, violently and speedily; those who survived received extremely intensive care and were very fortunate and lucky to make it. With a fatality rate over 50%, an Ebola pandemic spanning millions of cases in the country would be truly severe. But not this. This is a junior varsity high school baseball league pandemic.

As always, you miss the point.
But on a side note, it would be awesome if you got Ebola.

Millennial_Messiah
06-26-2020, 12:50 PM
As always, you miss the point.
But on a side note, it would be awesome if you got Ebola.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/250955750a396a0b260279170b148079/tenor.gif?itemid=14951171

Millennial_Messiah
06-26-2020, 12:51 PM
Herd immunity theory FTW. Let's get the NFL season started and operate stadiums at max capacity, baby.

SpursforSix
06-26-2020, 12:52 PM
Herd immunity theory FTW. Let's get the NFL season started and operate stadiums at max capacity, baby.

Short of that, we can all buttfuck your mom.

Millennial_Messiah
06-26-2020, 01:59 PM
Short of that, we can all buttfuck your mom.

she always told me she was against anal, so that'd be a no go.

DJR210
06-26-2020, 10:09 PM
Herd immunity.

They're all under 50... 53 cases with 0 fatalities is just fine.

Think about it, the NFL season and playoffs run right through the heart of cold and flu season. Nobody cries when guys are "under the weather" for "flu-like symptoms" (sore throat, coughing, sinus congestion, etc) every November or January. They don't sit out games to "self-quarantine". They play through it like men. This is the same damn thing.

Herd immunity only works when on a global scale.. at this rate the only way we're gonna establish herd immunity would be to have everybody willingly catch it at the same time and then go back to bury the dead

Millennial_Messiah
06-26-2020, 11:46 PM
Herd immunity only works when on a global scale.. at this rate the only way we're gonna establish herd immunity would be to have everybody willingly catch it at the same time and then go back to bury the dead

On a national scale. No more fucking shutdowns. Time to open up all entertainments, schools and everything as normals. No more masks and cowardly faggot shit like that.

Millennial_Messiah
06-29-2020, 08:46 PM
11,111 - Make a wish - Cowboys win Super Bowl :toast

crc21209
08-17-2020, 12:32 PM
Welp, Gerald Mccoy is out for the year now with a ruptured quad tendon :bang

spurraider21
08-17-2020, 07:17 PM
Welp, Gerald Mccoy is out for the year now with a ruptured quad tendon :bang
damn... injury happened during a basic drill where he was actually being the OL

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Millennial_Messiah
08-17-2020, 08:45 PM
damn... injury happened during a basic drill where he was actually being the OL

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Welp, Gerald Mccoy is out for the year now with a ruptured quad tendon :bang

My theory is Antwaun Woods (the culprit) did it on purpose because he knew his job was on the line after McCarthy said the Cowboys are only going to keep 4 DTs and 6 EDGEs. 4 DTs = 4 out of 5 of McCoy, Poe, Woods, Trysten Hill (2nd round pick last year) and Neville Gallimore (3rd round pick this year). Chances are, Woods was going to be the odd man out.

6 EDGEs = DLawrence, Everson Griffen, Aldob Smith, Tyrone Crawford, Bradlee Anae (5th round pick this year), Aldon Smith and Dorance Armstrong..... if and when Gregory comes back, it's bye-bye Armstrong.

spurraider21
08-17-2020, 08:52 PM
there's nothing on purpose there... just look at the fucking vid :lol

BackHome
08-17-2020, 10:52 PM
Practice on fucking GRASS artificial turf causes way to many tendon tears. SMH.

Millennial_Messiah
08-22-2020, 03:07 PM
Practice on fucking GRASS artificial turf causes way to many tendon tears. SMH.
huh? quite the opposite, the Redskins home field has been criticized for years and years over their muddy/swampy natural grass field.

spurraider21
08-22-2020, 03:24 PM
yeah, mud/grass fields have more natural inconsistencies for trips/sprains... but they also have a little more give. i dont know if there have been actual studies on injury tendencies.

Millennial_Messiah
08-25-2020, 10:24 PM
yeah, mud/grass fields have more natural inconsistencies for trips/sprains... but they also have a little more give. i dont know if there have been actual studies on injury tendencies.

or, ya know, Nick Bosa water-sliding in the mud like a 9 year old kid :lol

Some people conspiracize that the artificial turf has chemicals that can cause cancer, specifically lymphoma. Seems to be only that RBs and safeties that have gotten Hodgkin's lymphoma in the past decade (a good handful of OLinemen have gotten other various forms of cancer in the meantime), so maybe they're right.

Millennial_Messiah
09-16-2020, 08:28 AM
(*~* 12K Extravaganza Post *~*)

Current Team Record: 0-1

Current Dak Prescott Grade: C-

Millennial_Messiah
09-20-2020, 11:53 AM
No Tyron or La'el today at tackle. I expect the Falcons to roll in Dallas.

Love the noon home game, though. Need more of those on a year to year basis.

Millennial_Messiah
09-20-2020, 04:22 PM
CeeDee Lamb's First 100-Yard Receiving Game!!! 9/20/2020 #TheLegendBegins #88 #ThrowUpTheX

(also, the most clutch catch and big gain of the game)... this guy is a superstar in week 2 of his rookie year. What a hell of a draft pick.

Millennial_Messiah
10-05-2020, 10:29 AM
Trade both DeMarcus Lawrence and Jaylon Smith for late round picks. Maybe even offer a late pick if they're willing to take their salary and full cap hit (including the Cowboys' "dead money" portion from the signing bonuses). At this point they are both dead weight albatross contracts for literally no production and this defense is simply embarrassing outside of Aldon Smith and Trevon Diggs.

49 points to the fucking BROWNS. This is as low as it gets. Also, Mike Nolan needs to get the axe ASAP.

Millennial_Messiah
10-05-2020, 10:33 AM
Maybe a hardcore 4-3 defensive team with an anemic pass rush like Seattle might think they can rejuvenate DeMarcus Lawrence's career? They have the cash, since they didn't re-sign Clowney. They also need draft capital, since they lost so much of it in the Jamal Adams trade.

How about:

Cowboys trade

DeMarcus Lawrence
DeMarcus Lawrence's remaining signing bonus pro-ration (dead cap money)
2021 Cowboys 3rd round pick

in exchange for

2022 Seahawks conditional 7th round pick.


Do you think the Seahawks would go for that? If I'm Jerry Jones I do that ASAP.

Millennial_Messiah
10-05-2020, 10:40 AM
If Cowboys are going to commit to the 3-4, Aldon Smith and Randy Gregory are the perfect bookends. Logically. And if David Irving is indeed re-instated, I'd sign him to be the 3-tech DE. He's talented AF like Aldon Smith (except Irving is more of a KC Chris Jones type of player, always wreaking havoc from the interior and always around the ball) and can come off the couch and perform even despite the year or two he's been out of the league.

Lawrence (and Everson Griffen) really aren't fits, but Griffen can stay and play 5-tech DE or whatever since he's on a cheap one year deal.

Millennial_Messiah
10-05-2020, 10:44 AM
I'd flat-out cut Dontari Poe, short-term or not, since he's been fat and useless at nose tackle. Start Antwaun Woods there, and/or make David Irving the NT in the nickel similar to the Jeremiah Ratliff role in the Wade Phillips era (Ratliff averaged 10 sacks a year for 4 years from the NT role which I believe was an NFL record for 3-4 NT's).

Millennial_Messiah
10-05-2020, 10:50 AM
If I were hired as the DC with some GM ability over the defense, i'd have this defense top 10, which paired with this offense should make for a very strong contender

BackHome
10-05-2020, 02:35 PM
You need good players to be in top 10 defense. Honestly if you were creating a defense from scratch how many of the current Cowboys would you keep on the team?

SpursforSix
10-05-2020, 02:43 PM
You need good players to be in top 10 defense. Honestly if you were creating a defense from scratch how many of the current Cowboys would you keep on the team?

Hold on...I'm checking...

chunticakes
10-05-2020, 05:07 PM
You need good players to be in top 10 defense. Honestly if you were creating a defense from scratch how many of the current Cowboys would you keep on the team?

Last year's rookie class, Trysten Hill, Aldon Smith, and Vander Esch.

Millennial_Messiah
10-05-2020, 05:08 PM
Hold on...I'm checking...
1. Trevon Diggs
2. Aldon Smith (he's 31 but 25 in football years and he's by far the best pass rusher on the team)
3. Leighton Vander Esch (assume he's actually going to be healthy long term)
4. Joe Thomas (hard worker, secure tackler, good block shedder, had an INT robbed by the refs yesterday)
5. Donovan Wilson (young, cheap, potential, tackles well, plays the ball)
6. Neville Gallimore (young, cheap, potential)
7. Bradlee Anae (young, cheap, potential)
8. Trysten Hill (young and cheap, potential to improve)

OPTIONAL: Antwaun Woods


Sean Lee should be a coach. EVERYONE else can get the fuck off my team. NOW.

FUCK OFF LIST:

1. DeMarcus Lawrence (Thief Lawrence)
2. Jaylon Smith (the laziest tackling linebacker in NFL history; also major thief of salary cap money)
3. Dontari Poe (shitty human being, shittier nose tackle... no wonder the Panthers gave up the most rushing yards in the NFL last year)
4. Tyrone Crawford (has done NOTHING in 8 years to live up to that albatross of a contract)
5. Darian Thompson (worst starting safety ever)
6. Xavier Woods (second worst starting safety ever, can't tackle to save his life)
7. Chidobe Awuzie (always gets beat in coverage like a drum, but :cry I tried :cry)
8. Jourdan Lewis (:cry waaaaah the last regime hated me for being too small :cry)
9. Anthony Brown (Mr. "i'll play off 15 yards on 3rd and 10 and come up and make the tackle")
10. Daryl Worley (is this guy even NFL caliber? Nope)
11. Everson Griffen (one coverage sack in 4 games, and minimal pressure; this guy is done)
12. Dorance Armstrong (this guy has literally done nothing in 4 years despite getting plenty of opportunities)

Millennial_Messiah
10-05-2020, 05:08 PM
Last year's rookie class, Trysten Hill, Aldon Smith, and Vander Esch.

read my post above. :tu


also, keep Randy Gregory tbh

chunticakes
10-05-2020, 05:16 PM
read my post above. :tu


also, keep Randy Gregory tbh

Shit I forgot about Gregory. That's another one. Lee should coach, tbh.

Millennial_Messiah
10-05-2020, 05:21 PM
Shit I forgot about Gregory. That's another one. Lee should coach, tbh.

yeah. jettison Jaylon Smith he's become one of the biggest divas in the NFL. thinks his story about coming back from nerve damage in his knee entitles him to 8 figures a year, arm tackling, and mind numbing penalties.

Lee should be a LB coach or even the DC; we should bring back Wade Phillips and go 3-4, with Smith and Gregory terrorizing quarterbacks on the edges by day and toking it up by night tbh (since it's NFL-legal now). Also, bring back David Irving to play one of the DE spots (that means one of the outer DT spots for those of you not familiar with 3-4 defense), he's like the Chiefs' Chris Jones talent-wise and similar player, once he gets re-instated.

spurraider21
10-05-2020, 05:40 PM
Daryl Worley (is this guy even NFL caliber? Nope)
:lol i woulda warned you

Millennial_Messiah
10-05-2020, 05:48 PM
:lol i woulda warned you

he was a statue in man coverage in the end zone against OBJ yesterday, just pathetic, he didn't even try

spurraider21
10-05-2020, 06:06 PM
he was a statue in man coverage in the end zone against OBJ yesterday, just pathetic, he didn't even try
he doesnt have the footspeed to play man. is theoretically decent in zone but the raiders rarely ran zone either so he kept getting torched. we replaced win with Damon Arnette in the draft but now Arnette is on IR so now we have some scrub veteran Nevin Lawson there, and he got roasted all game yesterday :lol

im still surprised that the raiders cut amukamara and kept lawson instead as a reserve

worley did have 1 incredible highlight for us tho (in a game where he otherwise got torched by golladay/jones all day)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYS1TNEwl1M

Millennial_Messiah
10-05-2020, 06:09 PM
he doesnt have the footspeed to play man. is theoretically decent in zone but the raiders rarely ran zone either so he kept getting torched. we replaced win with Damon Arnette in the draft but now Arnette is on IR so now we have some scrub veteran Nevin Lawson there, and he got roasted all game yesterday :lol

im still surprised that the raiders cut amukamara and kept lawson instead as a reserve

worley did have 1 incredible highlight for us tho (in a game where he otherwise got torched by golladay/jones all day)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYS1TNEwl1M

Anyone can be "theoretically decent in zone", as long as they have a brain. Stay in your lane and cover what comes to your spot. The brainless ones get caught chasing a receiver and then another receiver/tight end comes into their zone and bam, big play. But it doesn't take an elite talent to play zone. Zone corners are a dime a dozen.

Your team and my team both have shitty ass defenses in 2020, but I'm afraid mine is worse. :lol

spurraider21
10-05-2020, 06:17 PM
Anyone can be "theoretically decent in zone", as long as they have a brain. Stay in your lane and cover what comes to your spot. The brainless ones get caught chasing a receiver and then another receiver/tight end comes into their zone and bam, big play. But it doesn't take an elite talent to play zone. Zone corners are a dime a dozen.

Your team and my team both have shitty ass defenses in 2020, but I'm afraid mine is worse. :lol
we've been the worst pass rushing team since the Mack trade... and that just makes everything worse.

Mark Celibate
10-06-2020, 11:51 AM
yeah. jettison Jaylon Smith he's become one of the biggest divas in the NFL. thinks his story about coming back from nerve damage in his knee entitles him to 8 figures a year, arm tackling, and mind numbing penalties.

Lee should be a LB coach or even the DC; we should bring back Wade Phillips and go 3-4, with Smith and Gregory terrorizing quarterbacks on the edges by day and toking it up by night tbh (since it's NFL-legal now). Also, bring back David Irving to play one of the DE spots (that means one of the outer DT spots for those of you not familiar with 3-4 defense), he's like the Chiefs' Chris Jones talent-wise and similar player, once he gets re-instated.

:lol that was funny but 100% right. He's honestly becoming more flair than substance at this point. I hated that stupid celebration he did on the third down stop the other day when Mayfield airmailed a throw 20 feet out of bounds but Jaylon acted like he did something when he was clearly beat

Mark Celibate
10-06-2020, 04:16 PM
The Legend returns this week sons....The Bot is back in town

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ejga_FZWAAE5Bh1?format=jpg&name=large

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
10-06-2020, 05:29 PM
:lol i woulda warned you
Me too

leemajors
10-06-2020, 09:12 PM
The Legend returns this week sons....The Bot is back in town

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ejga_FZWAAE5Bh1?format=jpg&name=large

:lol

pgardn
10-06-2020, 09:57 PM
Aldon Smith 31 but in football years 25?
Sorry it does not work that way.

You guys give Smith a 6 year contract, do it.
He is year to year. One injury on a 31 year old body... WRong.

BackHome
10-07-2020, 08:35 AM
Yep 31 is 31 no matter how you look at it glad he has played great so far he keeps doing well I am sure they will make a movie about his life.

As far as defense we see maybe have 4 or 5 guys we would keep everyone else should be given walking papers as soon as possible. And people need to understand we not near a playoff team it will take at least two years minimum to turn over and get new players that fit coaches scheme. Cause right now we really need to replace the entire defense and we have so many wholes that’s our draft picks better give us 3 or 5 starters each year.

DAF86
10-11-2020, 12:24 AM
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Trainwreck2100
10-11-2020, 05:58 PM
that's a shame, damn shame that is

Bynumite
10-11-2020, 06:08 PM
He need some milk.

DJR210
10-11-2020, 07:07 PM
Lee should coach, tbh.

Too much risk for injury

ducks
10-11-2020, 07:30 PM
Was a fool not to signed the extension now this
He not bright

Trill Clinton
10-11-2020, 10:59 PM
Well let's see if Dalton is capable of leading the team with dak out.

spurraider21
10-11-2020, 11:02 PM
Well let's see if Dalton is capable of leading the team with dak out.
if he does well he's gonna be the most hated QB to black nationalist types since kirk cousins :lol