Comedian Brad Williams tells a story about him committing rape

[Trill Clinton]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kG1x7_iQHc&t=4s

uh oh

[Reck]

Is it the midget's fault the thot was too much of a dumbass to realize he was not the dude she meant to have sex with?

[Trill Clinton]

Is it the midget's fault the thot was too much of a dumbass to realize he was not the dude she meant to have sex with?



Uhh yes https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mjtf.png

I'd also put blame on Carlos Mencia as well.

[DMC]

I wonder if he had his Mamba face on.

I mean he rapes a chick and snitches on Carlos Mencia at the same time. That's Kobe Bryant if I've ever seen it.

[leemajors]

He said yesterday he made it up, FWIW.

[140]

I wonder if he had his Mamba face on.

I mean he rapes a chick and snitches on Carlos Mencia at the same time. That's Kobe Bryant if I've ever seen it.
:lol

[Trill Clinton]

He said yesterday he made it up, FWIW.

Just saw that.

[spurraider21]

Is it the midget's fault the thot was too much of a dumbass to realize he was not the dude she meant to have sex with?
yeah because he knew what was going on

[SpursforSix]

His apology comes up a little short.

[HarlemHeat37]

Is it the midget's fault the thot was too much of a dumbass to realize he was not the dude she meant to have sex with?

what?

[Millennial_Messiah]

that's the only way he'd be getting any tbh.... with today's supply and demand dating scene even the little women on the little women: "insert city here" shows are looking for and expect to find regular height men. a 4'4" guy has two options, jacking off and rape tbh.

[Millennial_Messiah]

His apology comes up a little short.

6/10

minus about 30 inches

[ChumpDumper]

What a great story to just make up for no reason whatsoever!

[Bynumite]

Do midgets go to juvie or regular prison?

[Chris]

What a great story to just make up for no reason whatsoever!

Comedians never do that.

[leemajors]

that's the only way he'd be getting any tbh.... with today's supply and demand dating scene even the little women on the little women: "insert city here" shows are looking for and expect to find regular height men. a 4'4" guy has two options, jacking off and rape tbh.

He's married and just had a kid.

[ChumpDumper]

Comedians never do that.

About personally raping a woman?

What comedians are you following anyway?

[Chucho]

that's the only way he'd be getting any tbh.... with today's supply and demand dating scene even the little women on the little women: "insert city here" shows are looking for and expect to find regular height men. a 4'4" guy has two options, jacking off and rape tbh.


He's infinitely more famous and has far more money than you can lie about having. Remove all of that, place him next to you and that midget is still drowning in pussy while your creepy Hobbit ass remains thirsty.

[DMC]

that's the only way he'd be getting any tbh.... with today's supply and demand dating scene even the little women on the little women: "insert city here" shows are looking for and expect to find regular height men. a 4'4" guy has two options, jacking off and rape tbh.

How about you? Are you scoring around the Shire?

[Millennial_Messiah]

How about you? Are you scoring around the Shire?
I don't get that schtick just over having wide feet.

[Xevious]

I don't get that schtick just over having wide feet.
Wide ass feet and vertically challenged. That's pretty much the definition of a hobbit/halfling.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Wide ass feet and vertically challenged. That's pretty much the definition of a hobbit/halfling.

5'8" is an inch short of average, not "vertically challenged".

I'm not some Greg Gutfeld ass motherfucker.

[DMC]

5'8" is an inch short of average, not "vertically challenged".

I'm not some Greg Gutfeld ass motherfucker.

More like some Meriadoc Brandybuck motherfucker.

[Will Hunting]

5'8" is an inch short of average, not "vertically challenged".

I'm not some Greg Gutfeld ass motherfucker.
5’8” is an inch short of average when you factor in Mexicans and Asians, you’re about 2-3 inches shorts than the average white male, really 4-5 inches since you’re actually 5’6”.

[apalisoc_9]

5'8" is an inch short of average, not "vertically challenged".

I'm not some Greg Gutfeld ass motherfucker.

Ive never heard anyone call a true 5'8 short but you're definitly not an inch shorter than average.

If you exclude nutrient deficient immigrants coming from Latin America and Asia..The average height is 5'10-511.

Heck 2nd generation mexicans are probably taller than you on average

[koriwhat]

Ive never heard anyone call a true 5'8 short but you're definitly not an inch shorter than average.

If you exclude nutrient deficient immigrants coming from Latin America and Asia..The average height is 5'10-511.

Heck 2nd generation mexicans are probably taller than you on average

and just how tall are you? we've seen photos of you already you little incestual pedo asian... :lmao

[Will Hunting]

and just how tall are you? we've seen photos of you already you little incestual pedo asian... :lmao
:lmao I was gonna say, him using the term “nutrient deficient immigrant” is pretty ironic, he looks like a malnourished North Korean peasant who eats 1 piece of bread a day.

[Reck]

and just how tall are you? we've seen photos of you already you little incestual pedo asian... :lmao

:lol Gotta give one point to koriwhat for this one. He went in.

Apac you gotta hit back.

[Xevious]

5'8" is an inch short of average, not "vertically challenged".

I'm not some Greg Gutfeld ass motherfucker.
Does your wife buy that line? "It's only one inch shorter than average."

[koriwhat]

Apac you gotta hit back.

the only thing he's hitting is the backside of his own aunt. :vomit:

[koriwhat]

Does your wife buy that line? "It's only one inch shorter than average."

:lol

[DMC]

KW going terminator ITT imo tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

Ive never heard anyone call a true 5'8 short but you're definitly not an inch shorter than average.

If you exclude nutrient deficient immigrants coming from Latin America and Asia..The average height is 5'10-511.

Heck 2nd generation mexicans are probably taller than you on average

I didn't like the taste of (and became quickly intolerant to) milk growing up after the end of the warm milk bottle days. Plus I was in the middle of a growth spurt at age 14 (almost 15) when I got the swine flu and couldn't eat / out of school for basically 2 months in early 2009.

Genetically, I was supposed to be 6'1", and that height was estimated by my pediatricians.. but circumstances and lactose intolerance happened, so sometimes the sun shines on a dog's ass. I stopped being lactose intolerant at age 19, but then it was too late.

My father and half brothers are 6' and one of my half brothers is 6'4". And my uncle and materal grandfather was also 6'. It definitely doesn't run in the family, and I was the only lactose intolerant one too.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Does your wife buy that line? "It's only one inch shorter than average."

Nah, in that regard I'm pretty well endowed... average erection is 7.5 inches tbh. Not Ron Jeremy size but definitely enough to more than adequately pleasure any woman.