Nugget fan seeking Female Spur fan... [Archive]

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 02:42 PM

I am a non-smoker and drink socially. I hate cats but enjoy the company of a canine (non-sexual). I have a 5 year old daughter (see AV) who lives with the devil (I mean mommy) in Hawaii. She is quickly being trained into being a Nugget fan.

I have always been a closet Spur fan. I love the Manu.

If interested please reply.

spanks,
Phonzie20

Summers

11-03-2005, 02:47 PM

This will produce the Matalin-Carville marriage of basketball. :)

Phonzie's coming to the dark side. :elephant

Shelly

11-03-2005, 02:50 PM

I hear Batman is available...

1Parker1

11-03-2005, 02:51 PM

I hear Batman is available...

:lol Damnit Shelly, I was just about to type that!!!

Gatita

11-03-2005, 02:53 PM

I hear Batman is available...

....he enjoys:

Snuggling
Long walks on the beach
Poetry

:lol

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 02:53 PM

This will produce the Matalin-Carville marriage of basketball. :)

Phonzie's coming to the dark side. :elephant

hey jen!

You ARe jen right? My memory needs an upgrade.

batman2883

11-03-2005, 02:54 PM

what kind of happy horseshit is this???

I hear Batman is available...

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 02:54 PM

I hear Batman is available...

Who be batman?

Untouchable1

11-03-2005, 02:54 PM

your not available?

Shelly

11-03-2005, 02:55 PM

what kind of happy horseshit is this???

I hear Batman is available...

Well, you ARE in this thread, so there must be some interest.

Summers

11-03-2005, 02:55 PM

Yep, I'm Jen. :)

Untouchable1

11-03-2005, 02:56 PM

batman is HITCH....how can he be available

batman2883

11-03-2005, 02:56 PM

shelly suck shit and die god damn it, im not available!!!!

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 02:56 PM

....he enjoys:

Snuggling
Long walks on the beach
Poetry

:lol

you forgot watching Full Metal Jacket while eating hot-wings and a 12 pack of Natty light.

Untouchable1

11-03-2005, 02:57 PM

batman is HITCH....how can he be available

batman2883

11-03-2005, 02:57 PM

batman is HITCH....how can he be available
dude you missed it, kori called me an asshole i was so proud

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 02:57 PM

Yep, I'm Jen. :)

hi babe! :wavey: I crossed the lines. I'm in enemy territory.

batman2883

11-03-2005, 02:58 PM

http://a423.v13336d.c13336.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/423/13336/3b858b51/mtvrdstr.download.akamai.com/8512/wmp/3/5772/20907_1_6_04.asf

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 02:58 PM

your not available?

Yes, for $19.95 baby!

Shelly

11-03-2005, 02:59 PM

shelly suck shit and die god damn it, im not available!!!!

batman is sporting the single life for a change....i'm too young for relationships now, i'm a tiger out there you can't put a leash on a tiger....

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 03:00 PM

http://a423.v13336d.c13336.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/423/13336/3b858b51/mtvrdstr.download.akamai.com/8512/wmp/3/5772/20907_1_6_04.asf

I danced.

couldn't help it :oops

batman2883

11-03-2005, 03:00 PM

I'm not making myself available for any relationships though damn it hell no.....emphasize on the sporting the single life for a change...besides this poster is a guy...im not homosexual

Summers

11-03-2005, 03:02 PM

hi babe! :wavey: I crossed the lines. I'm in enemy territory.

I'll make sure everyone brushes up on their Geneva Convention knowledge while you're here. :lol

Gatita

11-03-2005, 03:02 PM

you forgot watching Full Metal Jacket while eating hot-wings and a 12 pack of Natty light.

He eats something, alright.

If you want to call "it" hot wings, by all means go for it.

batman2883

11-03-2005, 03:04 PM

He eats something, alright.

If you want to call "it" hot wings, by all means go for it.
gatita knows all too well

Gatita

11-03-2005, 03:08 PM

gatita knows all too well

Yeah.

From what I have read in the Quattro.

You've been known to suck a dick or two.

Summers

11-03-2005, 03:09 PM

Yeah.

From what I have read in the Quattro.

You've been known to suck a dick or two.

Haven't we all?

(I posted that just for Horry For 3) :lol

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 03:11 PM

I'm not making myself available for any relationships though damn it hell no.....emphasize on the sporting the single life for a change...besides this poster is a guy...im not homosexual

now that's just plain gay...

sidenote: I'm still listening to this song. I can't stop.

Gatita

11-03-2005, 03:12 PM

Haven't we all?

(I posted that just for Horry For 3) :lol

:lmao

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 03:12 PM

"batman is sporting the single life for a change....i'm too young for relationships now, i'm a tiger out there you can't put a leash on a tiger...."

Gold Jerry Gold!!!!!

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 03:13 PM

He eats something, alright.

If you want to call "it" hot wings, by all means go for it.

I actually didn't get that.

Marcus Bryant

11-03-2005, 03:13 PM

I hear T Park is available. His woman has to be able to appreciate muslims (no anti-semites, please) and carnival rides. And he'll pay you back if you cover for a meal, but it'll take a little while.

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 03:14 PM

You Spurs fans are soooo crazy.. especially batwoman.

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 03:14 PM

Mixability

11-03-2005, 03:15 PM

i'm a tiger out there you can't put a leash on a tiger....

then I guess it's safe to confirm that you're a big pussy? :lol

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 03:16 PM

then I guess it's safe to confirm that you're a big pussy? :lol

just as long as it's a pussy. It's all good.

Gatita

11-03-2005, 03:16 PM

You Spurs fans are soooo crazy.. especially batwoman.

:lol

And so "his" real identity is revealed.

Gatita

11-03-2005, 03:17 PM

just as long as it's a pussy. It's all good.

Would you like honey or jelly to go with that Bat?

batman2883

11-03-2005, 03:17 PM

danyo.........i have nothing to say to you

Mixability

11-03-2005, 03:19 PM

danyo.........i have nothing to say to you

cmon, that was too easy, just appreciate the joke. :rolleyes

T Park

11-03-2005, 03:21 PM

I hear T Park is available. His woman has to be able to appreciate muslims (no anti-semites, please) and carnival rides. And he'll pay you back if you cover for a meal, but it'll take a little while.

What does your woman have you on a produce an intelligent thought and you get sex, and your in a bit of a dry spot lately or something?

Mixability

11-03-2005, 03:24 PM

What does your woman have you on a produce an intelligent thought and you get sex, and your in a bit of a dry spot lately or something?

:huh

Gatita

11-03-2005, 03:25 PM

:huh

I was thinking the same thing.

Batman's intellect is rubbing off.

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 03:26 PM

Would you like honey or jelly to go with that Bat?

That sounded gross. I think I'll pass.

Gatita

11-03-2005, 03:27 PM

That sounded gross. I think I'll pass.

:lmao

I was beginning to wonder if you were seriously contemplating the offer.

j-6

11-03-2005, 03:27 PM

I hear T Park is available. His woman has to be able to appreciate muslims (no anti-semites, please) and carnival rides. And he'll pay you back if you cover for a meal, but it'll take a little while.

I'd offer up Buddy Holly before T Park. He claims over and over again to have his own apartment, and we know that he at least has access to a camera, a television set, and transportation of some sort to the downtown area.

I'm sure he'd kill for a captive, live audience to teach about his beloved Alamo City.

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 03:32 PM

:lmao

I was beginning to wonder if you were seriously contemplating the offer.

Don't think I didn't

tlongII

11-03-2005, 03:33 PM

I have heard that Duff will spend the entire weekend with you for 800 bucks.

Gatita

11-03-2005, 03:35 PM

I have heard that Duff will spend the entire weekend with you for 800 bucks.

I thought it bought a semester's worth.

:lol

*Sorry, DUff....it was too easy to pass up.

SpursWoman

11-03-2005, 03:35 PM

Haven't we all?

This thread is making me thirsty. :drunk

Gatita

11-03-2005, 03:37 PM

This thread is making me thirsty. :drunk

Drinking Alcohol = Getting laid

Kori Ellis

11-03-2005, 03:37 PM

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 03:38 PM

This thread is making me thirsty. :drunk

This thread is making me want to wear my pretty red dress. </requiem>

batman2883

11-03-2005, 03:38 PM

dont forget cbf

Gatita

11-03-2005, 03:39 PM

Phonzie - here's a list of some unattached female Spurs fans:

Angel Luv
Kdfelicity (though I think AHF has dibs)
Top Cherry (but Atl Fan will probably fight you for her)
Rashofan
Spurs_bling (however she's 15)
Princess_45

hmm.. who else?

Are you trying to get the man thrown in jail?

Bad enough she has the perves in the Quattro to deal with.

Kori Ellis

11-03-2005, 03:40 PM

Maybe he's only 15. They might make a cute couple :drunk

batman2883

11-03-2005, 03:41 PM

we discovered that blingy is a 40 year old man remember

Gatita

11-03-2005, 03:42 PM

we discovered that blingy is a 40 year old man remember

Touche!

:lol

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 03:42 PM

Are you trying to get the man thrown in jail?

Bad enough she has the perves in the Quattro to deal with.

Princess 45? I feel dirty just reading that.

Mixability

11-03-2005, 03:43 PM

Maybe he's only 15.

with a five year old daughter! and i thought bling's sister started young! :lol

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 03:43 PM

I am thoroughly confused at this point.

Kori Ellis

11-03-2005, 03:44 PM

with a five year old daughter! and i thought bling's sister started young! :lol

I've seen it on Jerry Springer!!

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 03:53 PM

I've seen it on Jerry Springer!!

That is something I would not admit on a public forum.

batman2883

11-03-2005, 03:55 PM

are you trying to get kicked out by talking like that to our leader????

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 03:58 PM

are you trying to get kicked out by talking like that to our leader????

I'm untouchable. I'm too cute!

Summers

11-03-2005, 04:02 PM

are you trying to get kicked out by talking like that to our leader????

No, no, I think Phonzie makes an excellent point. On the other hand, Kori is right that if you've seen the show you realize anything is possible.

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 04:06 PM

No, no, I think Phonzie makes an excellent point. On the other hand, Kori is right that if you've seen the show you realize anything is possible.

That shit is staged.

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 04:06 PM

No, no, I think Phonzie makes an excellent point.

That I'm too cute? :)

Summers

11-03-2005, 04:17 PM

That I'm too cute? :)

:lol Well, your daughter is cute. I'd be happy to give you an honest opinion if you post a picture of yourself. And please... please!!.... no nudity.

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 04:22 PM

:lol Well, your daughter is cute. I'd be happy to give you an honest opinion if you post a picture of yourself. And please... please!!.... no nudity.

I posted before. I thought you saw.

me in front of the Z.

Extra Stout

11-03-2005, 04:26 PM

This thread is making me want to wear my pretty red dress. </requiem>Cross-dressing? Oh, you must live in Boulder.

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 04:41 PM

Cross-dressing? Oh, you must live in Boulder.
Colorado Springs. 45 miles south of Denver.

and, Sunshine Wheat > guinness

Extra Stout

11-03-2005, 04:44 PM

Colorado Springs. 45 miles south of Denver.

and, Sunshine Wheat > guinness
Eh. Weizen and stout. Apples to oranges. Me 2002 vs. me 2005.

j-6

11-03-2005, 04:45 PM

1554 is better than both of those.

Extra Stout

11-03-2005, 04:45 PM

I have some Breckenridge pale ale in the fridge right now.

Extra Stout

11-03-2005, 04:46 PM

Colorado Springs. 45 miles south of Denver.

and, Sunshine Wheat > guinnessBe careful not to kill Kenny as you drive west on 24. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 04:48 PM

Eh. Weizen and stout. Apples to oranges. Me 2002 vs. me 2005.

I just had to give a shout-out to my FT. Collin's breatheran.

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 04:48 PM

I have some Breckenridge pale ale in the fridge right now.

Never been a fan.

Sunshine for me.

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 04:49 PM

Be careful not to kill Kenny as you drive west on 24. HAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL... it's inevitable!

Extra Stout

11-03-2005, 04:49 PM

I just had to give a shout-out to my FT. Collin's breatheran.I'll have to keep that in mind if I move up there. Lots of jobs in that neck of the woods paying $100K+.

Ahl bidness.

Plus, wifey likes the pretty mountains and the weather. Except, of course, when it's 70 here and 45 up there.

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 04:51 PM

I'll have to keep that in mind if I move up there. Lots of jobs in that neck of the woods paying $100K+.

I may be able to help. I got a friend in Denver who fratted at CSU. He has some great contacts. I used his Bronco club seats a couple of times. Let me know.

Extra Stout

11-03-2005, 04:56 PM

I may be able to help. I got a friend in Denver who fratted at CSU. He has some great contacts. I used his Bronco club seats a couple of times. Let me know.Thx for the offer. I have to stay here until May. If you're still around these parts by then, and not overly pissed over an unfavorable playoff result at the hands of the Spurs, I'll take you up on it. :drunk

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 05:00 PM

Thx for the offer. I have to stay here until May. If you're still around these parts by then, and not overly pissed over an unfavorable playoff result at the hands of the Spurs, I'll take you up on it. :drunk

Cool, I'm already expecting a Spur title again. Anything to keep the Ogre from getting it. Did you hear? Spree may be a Heat.

TOP-CHERRY

11-03-2005, 05:10 PM

Billy Cobham

11-03-2005, 05:25 PM

Is Kori whoring us out??

Yes she is. $200 per hr. I will not pay more than $150 per hr though.

Marcus Bryant

11-03-2005, 05:42 PM

I'll have to keep that in mind if I move up there. Lots of jobs in that neck of the woods paying $100K+.

Ahl bidness.

Plus, wifey likes the pretty mountains and the weather. Except, of course, when it's 70 here and 45 up there.

I went to Ft. Collins a couple of months ago and was close to not leaving. Of course, that was August.

spurs=bling

11-03-2005, 06:01 PM

Is Kori whoring us out??

that is what i'm thinking.

and why is my name on that list i would rather see my screen name on the biggest thread killer

A Serbian Beast

11-03-2005, 06:07 PM

I'd hit it.

Notorious H.O.P.

11-03-2005, 07:12 PM

I went to Ft. Collins a couple of months ago and was close to not leaving. Of course, that was August.

I fall in love with Colorado every year and think about not leaving. But that might have something to do with the Great American Beer Festival and the fact that I'm been drinking pretty much the whole time I'm there.

That and they have a Famous Dave's BBQ...

ShoogarBear

11-03-2005, 08:09 PM

Is Kori whoring us out??

That's Madame Kori to you . . .

T Park

11-03-2005, 08:19 PM

That and they have a Famous Dave's BBQ...

Famous Dave's is the best bar b q ever made, PERIOD.

Phonzie20

11-03-2005, 09:11 PM

I fall in love with Colorado every year and think about not leaving. But that might have something to do with the Great American Beer Festival and the fact that I'm been drinking pretty much the whole time I'm there.

That and they have a Famous Dave's BBQ...

We also have annette.

The sone

11-03-2005, 09:20 PM

That's Madame Kori to you . . .

all she needs is a little book with all the names and rates... :elephant

hmmm...lets see*digging in pocket*...i have two nickles a button and some string...what can i get?

Cara De Dedão

11-03-2005, 09:54 PM

You're an attention whore, T.

Phonzie20

11-04-2005, 03:27 AM

You're an attention whore, T.

Spank me... I have been bad.

cambrad

11-04-2005, 07:28 AM

399 posts? Quit cheating on us!

Phonzie20

11-04-2005, 07:40 AM

399 posts? Quit cheating on us!

I can't resist my Spur love. I need a Spur woman! stat!

SpursWoman

11-04-2005, 07:41 AM

I need a Spur woman! stat!

:wow :lol

SWC Bonfire

11-04-2005, 09:15 AM

I can't resist my Spur love. I need a Spur woman! stat!

Make sure she can cook. :lol

Extra Stout

11-04-2005, 09:22 AM

Make sure she can cook. :lolCan one buy queso asadero in the supermarkets in Colorado Springs?

It's no good to have a honey who can cook if she doesn't have the proper supplies at her disposal.

Summers

11-04-2005, 12:39 PM

That's Madame Kori to you . . .

There's a difference between hooking up and whoring out. Kori's simply providing a public service.

TOP-CHERRY

11-04-2005, 12:40 PM

I see we have a new Nugget fan clan now.

N.Y. Johnny

11-04-2005, 12:44 PM

all she needs is a little book with all the names and rates... :elephant

hmmm...lets see*digging in pocket*...i have two nickles a button and some string...what can i get?

http://parangaricutirimicuaro.blogspot.com/Car_accident-4-27-1912.jpg

SWC Bonfire

11-04-2005, 12:47 PM

http://parangaricutirimicuaro.blogspot.com/Car_accident-4-27-1912.jpg

Why don't you people in SA learn how to drive?

Mixability

11-04-2005, 03:06 PM

i have two nickles a button and some string...what can i get?

GiG :lol and keep the 10 cents!

Slomo

11-04-2005, 03:38 PM

hmmm...lets see*digging in pocket*...i have two nickles a button and some string...what can i get?
http://www.bazoooka.se/images/stora/batman.jpg
Batman?

tlongII

11-04-2005, 03:40 PM

http://www.bazoooka.se/images/stora/batman.jpg
Batman?

:lmao

ShoogarBear

11-04-2005, 03:54 PM

There's a difference between hooking up and whoring out.

Different W-2's?

Shelly

11-04-2005, 07:16 PM

Different W-2's?

:lmao

Or a 1099 if he or she is an Independent Contractor!

Phonzie20

11-04-2005, 07:56 PM

I see we have a new Nugget fan clan now.

We are harmless. We just don't have lives. cara and cambrad mostly.

Phonzie20

03-08-2006, 02:40 PM

Bump for annoyance. Good times.

ObiwanGinobili

03-08-2006, 05:00 PM

Phonzie20 is good people.
but his daughter scares the begezus out of me. :lol :angel

cambrad

07-26-2007, 01:23 AM

traitor.

Phonzie20

07-26-2007, 01:25 AM

lol. cambrad bumped.

http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/kekekegay.gif

RashoFan

07-28-2007, 06:30 PM

Good thing Cambrad bumped this....
I didn't know that Madame Kori was "pimping" me???
Where the hell is my cut?

I keed...i keed
:D