View Full Version : Tom Hanks Tests Positive for COVID-19
TimDunkem
03-11-2020, 08:47 PM
FUCK
Will Hunting
03-11-2020, 08:55 PM
In 48 hours he’ll be completely over it
In 48 hours he’ll be completely over it
If he recovers quickly that could be BIG for morale.
Will Hunting
03-11-2020, 08:58 PM
If he recovers quickly that could be BIG for morale.
It should be but it won’t. The media will ignore it and continue with the narrative that this is real life World War Z.
It should be but it won’t. The media will ignore it and continue with the narrative that this is real life World War Z.
You know they have every writer and producer on the payroll in the studio right now talking about social isolation. Ironic.
Will Hunting
03-11-2020, 09:21 PM
You know they have every writer and producer on the payroll in the studio right now talking about social isolation. Ironic.
Just imagine what’ll happen if by some chance Hanks gets critically ill or ends up dying, that alone would lead to our economy cratering for the next several months because of all the panic
:cry if it can happen to Hanks it can happen to anyone! :cry
Spurtacular
03-11-2020, 09:47 PM
Good for the autobiography he'll be promoting within five years :tu
BTW, this is how sh** really gets called, ChumpDumper. (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15777)
Darth_Pelican
03-11-2020, 09:56 PM
That whore Jenny gave him the virus.
Blake
03-11-2020, 09:59 PM
If he recovers quickly that could be BIG for morale.
It would be a beautiful day in the neighborhood for sure
Blake
03-11-2020, 09:59 PM
That whore Jenny gave him the virus.
:lol
That whore Jenny gave him the virus.
:lol
It would be a beautiful day in the neighborhood for sure
Where's John Coffey when you need him?
Corona is the Captain now.
Blake
03-12-2020, 03:38 AM
Wilson!
You know, it never really occurred to me until just now that he actually married Wilson.
You know, it never really occurred to me until just now that he actually married Wilson.
And he's now stuck on an island with her... again.
lefty
03-12-2020, 12:41 PM
That whore Jenny gave him the virus.
:lol
Millennial_Messiah
03-12-2020, 03:34 PM
Just imagine what’ll happen if by some chance Hanks gets critically ill or ends up dying, that alone would lead to our economy cratering for the next several months because of all the panic
:cry if it can happen to Hanks it can happen to anyone! :cry
Just imagine if both Trump AND some big name celebrity (Hanks or otherwise) die from it. Lots of celebs over 70.
Millennial_Messiah
03-12-2020, 03:37 PM
The more cases, locations, and deaths, the better for me, because I can finally do something with all that cash I've been sitting on.
leemajors
03-12-2020, 03:49 PM
The more cases, locations, and deaths, the better for me, because I can finally do something with all that cash I've been sitting on.
Don't lose your booster seat bruh
FrostKing
03-12-2020, 04:15 PM
If they close the gyms, I'll be kinda shook
baseline bum
03-12-2020, 04:19 PM
Fortunate he was in Australia where he could get a test
florige
03-12-2020, 04:20 PM
Just imagine what’ll happen if by some chance Hanks gets critically ill or ends up dying, that alone would lead to our economy cratering for the next several months because of all the panic
:cry if it can happen to Hanks it can happen to anyone! :cry
I was thinking about that if someone young and in good shape like Donavan Mitchell dies from this thing. That would be an instant world wide panic.
If they close the Jim's, I'll be kinda shook
FIFY
I was thinking about that if someone young and in good shape like Donavan Mitchell dies from this thing. That would be an instant world wide panic.
Not really.
No one knows who the fuck Donovan Mitchell is outside of more involved NBA fans.
Millennial_Messiah
03-12-2020, 04:48 PM
Not really.
No one knows who the fuck Donovan Mitchell is outside of more involved NBA fans.
Disagree on this.
No one knew who the fuck Terri Schiavo was until she got into a car wreck and turned into a vegetable and her husband wanted to pull the plug and her blood family didn't.
No one knew who the fuck Scott or Drew Peterson were until they went about serially murdering women.
No one knew who the fuck Casey Anthony was until she poisoned her daughter to death (and was acquitted).
Donovan Mitchell is a 7802384 times bigger name than any of those average people were before their cases became high profile.
The Gemini Method
03-12-2020, 05:18 PM
That whore Jenny gave him the virus.
Fucking Jenny. Led Forrest along and came back and gave him the COVID...what a bitch.
Millennial_Messiah
03-12-2020, 05:20 PM
Fucking Jenny. Led Forrest along and came back and gave him the COVID...what a bitch.
& Derek Jeter gave Mrs. Blake the herpes
Bynumite
03-12-2020, 08:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-xK7hPQMF8
Chucho
03-12-2020, 10:03 PM
Disagree on this.
No one knew who the fuck Terri Schiavo was until she got into a car wreck and turned into a vegetable and her husband wanted to pull the plug and her blood family didn't.
No one knew who the fuck Scott or Drew Peterson were until they went about serially murdering women.
No one knew who the fuck Casey Anthony was until she poisoned her daughter to death (and was acquitted).
Donovan Mitchell is a 7802384 times bigger name than any of those average people were before their cases became high profile.
You dont know what "serially" means and, by that glaring omission, you admit you're ignorant to who Scott Pederson is and what he did.
Andy saying Andy things per par. Do you really wonder why no one buys the refuse you peddle?
Disagree on this.
No one knew who the fuck Terri Schiavo was until she got into a car wreck and turned into a vegetable and her husband wanted to pull the plug and her blood family didn't.
No one knew who the fuck Scott or Drew Peterson were until they went about serially murdering women.
No one knew who the fuck Casey Anthony was until she poisoned her daughter to death (and was acquitted).
Donovan Mitchell is a 7802384 times bigger name than any of those average people were before their cases became high profile.
Well you're entitled to your douchebag opinion but you're wrong.
florige
03-13-2020, 02:02 PM
Not really.
No one knows who the fuck Donovan Mitchell is outside of more involved NBA fans.
Well I'm sure the media would play up the fact that he was young and in shape with no underlying medical issues or anything, That would be the thing that would I think throw people into a panic. IF they just made it as some random NBA player and maybe didn't go into any other details then nobody would probably care.
GAustex
03-13-2020, 07:58 PM
Going to be interesting to see if this has long term effects on the high level/elite athlete.
baseline bum
03-13-2020, 08:04 PM
I was thinking about that if someone young and in good shape like Donavan Mitchell dies from this thing. That would be an instant world wide panic.
Already happened. There was that Iranian soccer player who died at 23.
Already happened. There was that Iranian soccer player who died at 23.
And florige didn't know.
florige
03-14-2020, 01:15 PM
Already happened. There was that Iranian soccer player who died at 23.
And florige didn't know.
Yeah I didn't.
koriwhat
03-14-2020, 01:18 PM
yall really give a fuck about them hacks in hollywood? what happened to "eat the rich!" you progressively retarded libs?
Don't worry, if the wealthy elite feel tired they will be tested. There are plenty kits for them. It's good to be wealthy as it should be.
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