*** Official COVID19 SpursTalk Survival List ***

[Millennial_Messiah]

A "wall of fame" thread for those who post on ST and have contracted and recovered from, the COV19 / SARS 2 Coronavirus.

So far, I would think nobody yet, but that will likely change soon enough.

[Blake]

Oh I thought this was gonna be a wish list for certain posters to contract it

[DC23]

Checking in!

[Blake]

Checking in!

You had it?

[DC23]

You had it?
Oh I misread the thread. I meant checking in as a healthy person lol.

[Spurtacular]

Blake and Reck might be gone for a few weeks each.

[FrostKing]

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[FrostKing]

Are any of you scared? My friend is all concerned texting me. He works from home and his wife watches the child so he can hide. He's gonna order all his everyday needs from Amazon. I have threats almost everyday in my daily life. Just assume Ill get sick eventually.

For example he says I should avoid gym. But isn't the climax of sick still possibly 6 weeks away?

[TDMVPDPOY]

Are any of you scared? My friend is all concerned texting me. He works from home and his wife watches the child so he can hide. He's gonna order all his everyday needs from Amazon. I have threats almost everyday in my daily life. Just assume Ill get sick eventually.

For example he says I should avoid gym. But isn't the climax of sick still possibly 6 weeks away?

nothing is going to stop him from getting in contact with the virus, could get from delivery person, bacteria on box packaging, bacteria from the products

[lefty]

Procter ad Gamble engineered the virus imo

[SpursforSix]

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standard equipment when fucking your mom tbh

[FrostKing]

standard equipment when fucking your mom tbh
My mother passed away. From coronavirus

[Darth_Pelican]

For some reason toilet paper is on the top of people's lists.

[Chucho]

My mother passed away. From disappointment

FIFY

[TDMVPDPOY]

For some reason toilet paper is on the top of people's lists.

that depends where its manufactured... if its made local u dont have to be worried

whatever comes from china, you should be worried...whose to say they dont cough on your pallet of goods and ship it over....

the stupid asians down here listen to fear pandemic news coming out of USA by their ethnic news wankers who spread bullshit news to go out and start hording supplies...what are u going to do with a years supplies of toilet paper? months supply of rice grains?

[ChumpDumper]

that depends where its manufactured... if its made local u dont have to be worried

whatever comes from china, you should be worried...whose to say they dont cough on your pallet of goods and ship it over....

the stupid asians down here listen to fear pandemic news coming out of USA by their ethnic news wankers who spread bullshit news to go out and start hording supplies...what are u going to do with a years supplies of toilet paper? months supply of rice grains?Eat for a month and shit for a year I guess.

[FrostKing]

My balls itch. Is that a symptom?

[SpursforSix]

My mother passed away. From coronavirus

Trust me guy, your mom will pass away from a beat down long before Corona Virus gets her.

[SpursforSix]

My balls itch. Is that a symptom?

Step 1: see if your boyfriend’s mouth itches also.

[SpursforSix]

For some reason toilet paper is on the top of people's lists.

It’s weird. 90% of the time, I’m able to time my poops right before I shower.
Worst case, we have washcloths and a washing machine.

[DMC]

My balls itch. Is that a symptom?

Once they drop that should subside.

[FrostKing]

Disappointing how close minded we are as a people towards this new exotic Covid-19 experience

[Chucho]

Yeah...so all the twits here have bought up all the toilet paper. Like some of the greasiest looking people buying up toilet paper, yet they look like they nary shower and for sure look like they dont practice responsible and polite hygiene.

Literally saw/heard a woman at Walmart say was getting more bleach because they were out of toilet paper. She didn't know why, she just knew she had to hoard something.

[Blake]

Literally saw/heard a woman at Walmart say was getting more bleach because they were out of toilet paper. She didn't know why..

Anal bleaching?

[FrostKing]

Trust me guy, your mom will pass away from a beat down long before Corona Virus gets her.

https://youtu.be/R2zC3dKQ42Y

[Millennial_Messiah]

Are any of you scared? My friend is all concerned texting me. He works from home and his wife watches the child so he can hide. He's gonna order all his everyday needs from Amazon. I have threats almost everyday in my daily life. Just assume Ill get sick eventually.

For example he says I should avoid gym. But isn't the climax of sick still possibly 6 weeks away?

Nah. The best thing to do in these scenarios is to go about your business as usual and if you get it, you get it. You'll be ok at your age, I had the h1n1 swine flu in 09 and it sucked for awhile but I got better.

[Millennial_Messiah]

For some reason toilet paper is on the top of people's lists.

Which is fucking weird because this isn't Ebola or some other stomach virus like that.

This would have made sense in the fall of 2014, but now... nope.

[Millennial_Messiah]

It’s weird. 90% of the time, I’m able to time my poops right before I shower.
Worst case, we have washcloths and a washing machine.

I'm the same on the first sentence. But I did have to poop in Nashville at a stall at the Grand Old Opry yesterday because I was heading west on 40 back to Dallas and couldn't hold my hotel breakfast from the morning in Louisville any longer.

The bright side... having an empty stomach helped me enjoy my pulled pork sandwiches and beans @ the Central BBQ in Memphis a few hours later.

[SpursforSix]

Went to the store yesterday to get stuff for the week. Shelves were pretty thin. Only things left in non-perishables were the generic brands for the most part. No potatoes or bread at all. Only peanut butter was crunchy. :lol
People thinking the whole power grid is going down as well?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Went to the store yesterday to get stuff for the week. Shelves were pretty thin. Only things left in non-perishables were the generic brands for the most part. No potatoes or bread at all. Only peanut butter was crunchy. :lol
People thinking the whole power grid is going down as well?

1976 swine flu / oil fiasco redux written all over it.

[FrostKing]

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[FrostKing]

I'm out in the War Zone. Just heard a cough behind me....

[SpursforSix]

I'm out in the War Zone. Just heard a cough behind me....

went to the casino on Friday and it was pretty dead. The guy next to me would cough once in a while and I thought maybe this was a dumb idea

[Millennial_Messiah]

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I guess for someone her age it's still a great deal smarter than the Tide Pod challenge. But still, fucked up and weird.

[Millennial_Messiah]

went to the casino on Friday and it was pretty dead. The guy next to me would cough once in a while and I thought maybe this was a dumb idea

My office that I worked at on assignment last week in downtown Louisville KY got shut down after someone on the 12th floor tested positive. I was on the 6th floor. I was a little scared Friday night because I had a fever and a very small dry hacking cough after eating BBQ in Memphis but after a few hours of sleep in the car at a rest area in Arkansas I was back to normal.

[Darth_Pelican]

My office that I worked at on assignment last week in downtown Louisville KY got shut down after someone on the 12th floor tested positive. I was on the 6th floor. I was a little scared Friday night because I had a fever and a very small dry hacking cough after eating BBQ in Memphis but after a few hours of sleep in the car at a rest area in Arkansas I was back to normal.

You probably have it. 90% of millennials have mild symptoms or no symptoms at all.

[Darth_Pelican]

went to the casino on Friday and it was pretty dead. The guy next to me would cough once in a while and I thought maybe this was a dumb idea

Me and a group of friends had a road trip planned to Biloxi next weekend for March Madness since sports betting is legal there. Casinos are still open for now but I have a feeling the country will be on lockdown by next weekend. Much more corona is floating around nola than Mississippi so we still might go if still open.

[FrostKing]

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[SpursforSix]

Me and a group of friends had a road trip planned to Biloxi next weekend for March Madness since sports betting is legal there. Casinos are still open for now but I have a feeling the country will be on lockdown by next weekend. Much more corona is floating around nola than Mississippi so we still might go if still open.

I didn’t know that La doesn’t allow sports betting. Anyway, it shouldn’t be crowded if it’s even open. We were at Choctaw and they had sent half the dealers home. And had closed off a whole floor of table games and slots. And we never played at a table with more than 4 people. Which was great since it wasn’t smokey at all. Or relatively anyway.

[Darth_Pelican]

I didn’t know that La doesn’t allow sports betting. Anyway, it shouldn’t be crowded if it’s even open. We were at Choctaw and they had sent half the dealers home. And had closed off a whole floor of table games and slots. And we never played at a table with more than 4 people. Which was great since it wasn’t smokey at all. Or relatively anyway.

Yeah, LA has casinos but not sports betting. It’s pretty dumb. None of the casinos I've been to in a while allow smoking anymore. That's disgusting.

[Trainwreck2100]

Yeah, LA has casinos but not sports betting. It’s pretty dumb. None of the casinos I've been to in a while allow smoking anymore. That's disgusting.


i wonder how much vegas pays your state politicians

[FrostKing]

LA Fitness closed til April

[Millennial_Messiah]

You probably have it. 90% of millennials have mild symptoms or no symptoms at all.

I still have this weird urge to cough but it's small and I don't even really feel sick at all right now. I did sleep 10 hours last night and I've been sleeping a couple hours longer than usual, but that's about it. No fever, no sore throat, no significant nasal congestion.

[SpursforSix]

For what it's worth, I know a dude in Fort Worth that has 101 fever and is coughing but can't find a place to get tested.

[Chucho]

We're pretty sure the wife had it a few weeks ago. ALL the symptoms- cough, congested, high fever, et al and came and went like the typical cold-season bug. No one in the house has come down with it or been sick.

[SpursforSix]

We're pretty sure the wife had it a few weeks ago. ALL the symptoms- cough, congested, high fever, et al and came and went like the typical cold-season bug. No one in the house has come down with it or been sick.

FWIW, congestion isn't one of the common symptoms of CV.

[Darth_Pelican]

For what it's worth, I know a dude in Fort Worth that has 101 fever and is coughing but can't find a place to get tested.

If he's a healthy guy under the age of 60, there's no reason to go get tested. He just needs to stay at home for a couple weeks and he'll be fine.

[SpursforSix]

If he's a healthy guy under the age of 60, there's no reason to go get tested. He just needs to stay at home for a couple weeks and he'll be fine.

That sucks. He's an asshole.

[Chucho]

FWIW, congestion isn't one of the common symptoms of CV.


Congested just slightly and then a leaky faucet of a nose for the next three days. Lot of throat pain too.

[SpursforSix]

Congested just slightly and then a leaky faucet of a nose for the next three days. Lot of throat pain too.

Well, I'm not a doctor but I do rock Beats Studio Ultimate Plus. My diagnosis is mild bird flu. Not Corona.

[lefty]

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[Chucho]

Well, I'm not a doctor but I do rock Beats Studio Ultimate Plus. My diagnosis is mild bird flu. Not Corona.


It could have been a shot of West Side Nile, tbh.

[FrostKing]

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[SpursforSix]

It could have been a shot of West Side Nile, tbh.

Doubtful. That doesn't match my mapping.

[SpursforSix]

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fify

people spendi more time watching Netflix and being on their phone instead of out partying
shallow entertainment and distractions are being torn down piece by piece except TVs, phones, computers, and video games

[Millennial_Messiah]

So my minor coughing has still gone on a bit today and I have a mild grade fever that has returned. So probably at least a 30% chance that I have this. I can't go get tested though, since I have no health insurance.

[SpursforSix]

So my minor coughing has still gone on a bit today and I have a mild grade fever that has returned. So probably at least a 30% chance that I have this. I can't go get tested though, since I have no health insurance.

My guess is half the people on here don’t care.
And the other half hope you die.

[Blake]

So my minor coughing has still gone on a bit today and I have a mild grade fever that has returned. So probably at least a 30% chance that I have this. I can't go get tested though, since I have no health insurance.

At least a 30% chance you're making this up

[Xevious]

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Jared Leto is a fucking weirdo, but I can empathize. I too traveled last week with almost no outside news. When I rejoined civilization on Saturday morning it was a major shock how much had changed in five days.

Suddenly everyone was concerned with wiping asses and hand hygiene. When before, probably 75% of the public never washed either body part.

[lefty]

Jared Leto is a fucking weirdo, but I can empathize. I too traveled last week with almost no outside news. When I rejoined civilization on Saturday morning it was a major shock how much had changed in five days.

Suddenly everyone was concerned with wiping asses and hand hygiene. When before, probably 75% of the public never washed either body part.

:lol people discovering basic hygiene thanks to a pandemic

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[Millennial_Messiah]

Took a dump at Subway today to preserve toilet paper at the house. Currently at my mom's for my week off this week and she got a bunch of TP from HEB a few weeks back when it was on sale, but can't ever have enough in these times.

[SpursforSix]

Took a dump at Subway today to preserve toilet paper at the house. Currently at my mom's for my week off this week and she got a bunch of TP from HEB a few weeks back when it was on sale, but can't ever have enough in these times.

I took a dump on your mom's face and wiped my butt with her hair. It's weird to me but she likes it.

[BD24]

My guess is half the people on here don’t care.
And the other half hope you die.
:lol tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

I took a dump on your mom's face and wiped my butt with her hair. It's weird to me but she likes it.

So you're the gerontophiliac version of Avante

[SpursforSix]

So you're the gerontophiliac version of Avante

There's a huge difference between raping kids and scatting on some old hag that likes it.

[Chucho]

:lol

[lefty]

People are gonna steal all the restaurant's toilet paper rolls

[Millennial_Messiah]

There's a huge difference between raping kids and scatting on some old hag that likes it.

Both are equally disgusting but only one is illegal.

[Xevious]

Old hag :lol

[Blake]

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Know anyone down there you might need to text goodbye to?

[Xevious]

:lol people discovering basic hygiene thanks to a pandemic

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One of the nastiest things to me (though not surprising at all) is when those ordering screens at McDonalds were tested and there was literal shit on them.

[Mitch]

At least a 30% chance you're making this up

Andy is a compulsive liar, I'd say 99% :lol

[FrostKing]

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Know anyone down there you might need to text goodbye to?
Black guys in the corner being awkward. Somethings never change.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Black guys in the corner being awkward. Somethings never change.

They're not being awkward, they're just being shady. Probably talking about the new "shipment" and how they're going to push it to Atlanta, South Chicago, Compton and other locales whilst dodging the myriad state troopers along the way.

[FrostKing]

Americans don't run or hide. We're gonna find Coronavirus and make him pay!

[apalisoc_9]

Black guys in the corner being awkward. Somethings never change.

Get help.

[lefty]

One of the nastiest things to me (though not surprising at all) is when those ordering screens at McDonalds were tested and there was literal shit on them.

Yup
I believe they did the testing in the UK

White people are dirty pigs tbh

[FrostKing]

Yup
I believe they did the testing in the UK

White people are dirty pigs tbh
Blaming Whites. When is the last time you saw a White male in McDonalds ad

[spurraider21]

Went to the store yesterday to get stuff for the week. Shelves were pretty thin. Only things left in non-perishables were the generic brands for the most part. No potatoes or bread at all. Only peanut butter was crunchy. :lol
People thinking the whole power grid is going down as well?
crunchy peanut butter is the best peanut butter

[Trill Clinton]

I've been dealing with a slight cough and fever for a couple days. I've self quarantined just in case but hopefully its nothing serious.

[SpursforSix]

crunchy peanut butter is the best peanut butter

It's relative imo. For the same brand, I'd rather have crunchy over regular. But I'd rather have Jif regular over the store brand crunchy. Depending on the store of course.
Lately I've been getting Almond Butter. But my only option the other day was store brand crunchy peanut butter.

[FrostKing]

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[Millennial_Messiah]

It's peak quarantine season and I just got laid less than an hour ago, so I'm the grand winnar tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

4 hour mid day webinars from work 3 days in a row.... not fun.

[SpursforSix]

It's peak quarantine season and I just got laid less than an hour ago, so I'm the grand winnar tbh

Your pet cat is going to need some therapy.

[spurraider21]

Your pet cat is going to need some therapy.
:lmao... you can ask N0 LyF3 ScRuB for some good referrals

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lmao... you can ask N0 LyF3 ScRuB (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43681) for some good referrals

he had sex with cats really?

[FrostKing]

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[BD24]

4 hour mid day webinars from work 3 days in a row.... not fun.
You really need to sell your lies better Andy.

if your in tech, no one is having their tech guys sit on a fucking webinar for 4 hours. Jesus Andy, do better

[Millennial_Messiah]

You really need to sell your lies better Andy.

if your in tech, no one is having their tech guys sit on a fucking webinar for 4 hours. Jesus Andy, do better
It's a new BI tool they've rolled out called "Domo" because they don't want to pay for Tableau. Get a grip.

[FrostKing]

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[FrostKing]

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