Jade Helm 15

[Will Hunting]

There’s a documentary about it and a bunch of retarded conspiracy theories on HBO right now and the theories look even more retarded than pizzagate.

Can one of the Alex Jones retards on this site give me the cliff notes for what this was about?

[Monostradamus]

Paging TSA

[vy65]

https://www.statesman.com/storyimage/TX/20160923/NEWS/309230093/AR/0/AR-309230093.jpg

[Will Hunting]

https://www.statesman.com/storyimage/TX/20160923/NEWS/309230093/AR/0/AR-309230093.jpg
:lmao

[RandomGuy]

There’s a documentary about it and a bunch of retarded conspiracy theories on HBO right now and the theories look even more retarded than pizzagate.

Can one of the Alex Jones retards on this site give me the cliff notes for what this was about?

if memory serves:

Jade helm was an urban combat exercise that included alot of house to house stuff, done in actual small towns.

This freaked the usual suspects out.

Alex Jones has been saying for decades that some form of sneaking military take over was just over the horizon. Anti-terrorism and counter-insurgency training looks a lot like the government getting ready to put people in "FEMA death camps" (yes that is a thing too) any day.

[Spurtacular]

GovTube makes sure that news vids on this are tagged as conspiracy theories.

[Will Hunting]

:lol now this documentary is talking about pizzagate

[Spurtacular]

"You heard it; no evidence of nefarious activity."
"Is all the hype just hype?

:lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N9gJL5VLT8

[Will Hunting]

"You heard it; no evidence of nefarious activity."
"Is all the hype just hype?

:lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N9gJL5VLT8
Yeah I’m not gonna watch that. What’s it about?

[Spurtacular]

:lol now this documentary is talking about pizzagate

How much you think this white trash ass hat got paid to do presumably much less than four years in prison for this distraction?

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/06/22/533941689/pizzagate-gunman-sentenced-to-4-years-in-prison

[Will Hunting]

How much you think this white trash ass hat got paid to do presumably much less than four years in prison for this distraction?

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/06/22/533941689/pizzagate-gunman-sentenced-to-4-years-in-prison
$0.

How much do you think he got paid?

[RandomGuy]

https://www.statesman.com/storyimage/TX/20160923/NEWS/309230093/AR/0/AR-309230093.jpg

http://www.publiusforum.com/images/george_w_bush_miss_me_yet.jpg :lol

[Spurtacular]

Turns out, Pedogate was the Russians too.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc8EZ3kZ1zQ

[Spurtacular]

http://www.publiusforum.com/images/george_w_bush_miss_me_yet.jpg :lol

CuckGuy pining for Dubya.

[Spurtacular]

$0.

How much do you think he got paid?

You might be right in terms of direct payment.

Quite possibly, your dollars to the deep state paid for it though.

That picture is like a photographer(s) was tipped off in advance. It couldn't be more staged if it was a movie.

[Will Hunting]

You might be right in terms of direct payment.

Quite possibly, your dollars to the deep state paid for it though.

That picture is like a photographer(s) was tipped off in advance. It couldn't be more staged if it was a movie.
It was a multi-hour police standoff before that picture was taken by then, so no shit the press was tipped off by that point.

[Spurtacular]

It was a multi-hour police standoff before that picture was taken by then, so no shit the press was tipped off by that point.

:lol Multi-hour standoff

There's a flag on the play right there. You think police are really doing multi-hour standoffs with a guy holding an AR15 and having no hostages?

[Will Hunting]

:lol Multi-hour standoff

There's a flag on the play right there. You think police are really doing multi-hour standoffs with a guy holding an AR15 and having no hostages?
This is a verifiable fact, the time the guy had gotten arrested the whole road had been shut down and the press had shown up.

[Spurtacular]

This is a verifiable fact, the time the guy had gotten arrested the whole road had been shut down and the press had shown up.

:lol "Verifiable fact"

Yea, they didn't want it to be done int a flash. That's not how propaganda works best.

[pgardn]

You might be right in terms of direct payment.

Quite possibly, your dollars to the deep state paid for it though.

That picture is like a photographer(s) was tipped off in advance. It couldn't be more staged if it was a movie.

Is the deep state taking advantage of the covid 19 virus to get Trump out of office?

[Spurtacular]

Is the deep state taking advantage of the covid 19 virus to get Trump out of office?

Sure.

[pgardn]

Sure.

What are you personally doing to inform the sheeple of the plot?

[ElNono]

Good job by OP fishing out the usual SAWM suspects :lol

[Spurtacular]

What are you personally doing to inform the sheeple of the plot?

By sheeple you mean unbeliever bitch beta boy cucks like you? Save mocking them, nothing.

[Blake]

By sheeple you mean unbeliever bitch beta boy cucks like you? Save mocking them, nothing.

I like when conspiracy nuts mock the unbelievers.

[Will Hunting]

:lmao this documentary is hilarious, I forgot about that Jacob Wohl retard trying to manufacture a story about Mueller.

[DMC]

JH15 is a conspiracy theory, nothing else. I can say this with certainty.

[pgardn]

By sheeple you mean unbeliever bitch beta boy cucks like you? Save mocking them, nothing.

How is it that your parents had celery as offspring?

Has a woman, besides your mother, ever loved you?

[Spurtacular]

How is it that your parents had celery as offspring?

Has a woman, besides your mother, ever loved you?

I got more pussy than you ever did, Cuck Garden. Rest assured.

[Spurtacular]

I like nuts

:lol

[boutons_deux]

Jade Helm 15 conspiracy theories


Exercise details[edit (https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories&action=edit&section=1)]

The joint exercise in realistic military training (RMT) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_simulation) known as Jade Helm 15[3] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-3) was sponsored by the
United States Special Operations Command (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Special_Operations_Command) (USSOCOM or SOCOM)[4] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-request-4) and involved
the United States Army Special Operations Command (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Army_Special_Operations_Command) (USASOC) and
Joint Special Operations Command (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Special_Operations_Command) (JSOC) with other U.S. Military (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Armed_Forces) units

in multiple states, including Texas, Arizona, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, New Mexico, and Utah.

Its stated purpose was "to improve the Special Operations Forces' capability as part of the National Security Strategy".[4] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-request-4)

It was coordinated and led from Eglin Air Force Base (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eglin_Air_Force_Base), an Air Force Materiel Command (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Force_Materiel_Command) (AFMC) base in northwest Florida.[5] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-access-5)

Approximately 1,200 troops were engaged over the course of the exercise.[5] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-access-5)

They were "mainly Army Green Berets (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Forces_(United_States_Army)),

but also a small group of Navy SEALS (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy_SEALs) and

Air Force special operations troops as well as conventional Army infantry",[6] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-cnn._Pent-6)

although the initial request to state officials from USSOCOM listed elements of the

United States Marine Corps Forces Special Operations Command (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Marine_Corps_Forces_Special_Operatio ns_Command) (MARSOC),

Marine expeditionary units,

the 82nd Airborne Division (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/82nd_Airborne_Division), and

"interagency partners" as participants.[4] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-request-4)

Troops engaging in the exercise assumed the roles of either occupying or resistance forces.[7] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-7)

Most locations were in sparsely populated arid regions near small towns.

Some participants wore civilian attire and drove civilian vehicles.[8] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-NYT71515-8)

Maps of the exercise included areas of the United States such as Colorado and California where no actual operations were planned.[9] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-wash_WhyO-9)

The cities in Texas include Bastrop (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastrop,_Texas), Smithville (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smithville,_Texas), Big Spring (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Spring,_Texas), Caddo Lake (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caddo_Lake), Caldwell (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caldwell,_Texas), Christoval (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christoval,_Texas), College Station (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_Station,_Texas), Dell City (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dell_City,_Texas), Eldorado (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eldorado,_Texas), Goliad (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goliad,_Texas), Junction (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junction,_Texas), Leakey (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leakey,_Texas), Menard (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menard,_Texas), Mountain Home (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Home,_Texas), San Angelo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Angelo,_Texas), San Antonio (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Antonio), and Victoria (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria,_Texas).[10] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-10)

USSOCOM claimed that "the size and scope of Jade Helm sets this one apart" from previous training exercises,[11] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-soc._1503-11) such as Derna Bridge (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_Raider_Regiment#Phase_4) or Robin Sage (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Army_Special_Forces_selection_and_tr aining#UW_CULEX_(Robin_Sage):_Phase_V_(4_weeks)).[9] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-wash_WhyO-9)

In Bastrop, 60 soldiers took part, including the presence of two Humvee (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humvee) vehicles and a "water buffalo" water tank.

Private land offered by residents would be used for the exercise, though he noted that they would not be paid for the land or receive a tax break of any kind.[12] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-kxan_1-12)

Lastoria also claimed that $150,000 in revenue would be brought to the area because of food, fuel, and shopping.

Journalists were not allowed to embed (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embedded_journalism) in the operation,

but the Texas State Guard (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_State_Guard) :lol and the civilian group Counter Jade Helm :lol monitored the exercise.[13] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-13)[14] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-14)[15] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-Chron-2015-07-13-15)[16] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-Daily-Mail-2015-07-16-16)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Helm_15_conspiracy_theories)

[ElNono]

Cosmoretard even distributed souvenirs...

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/859538282958524417/Jnv2l243.jpg

[koriwhat]

everyone's a nut until we go to vietnam over a false flag. who fucking knows what's real in this world anymore past or present? shit's getting weird.

[Monostradamus]

I got more pussy than you ever did, Cuck Garden. Rest assured.
Pretty sure tube socks don’t count as pussy, Derp.

[koriwhat]

Pretty sure tube socks don’t count as pussy, Derp.

neither does your gunt.

[DMC]

neither does your gunt.

:lol

[Monostradamus]

neither does your gunt.
Not bad tbh :tu

How is your mother handling your addiction? Has she tried an intervention yet?

[koriwhat]

Not bad tbh :tu

How is your mother handling your addiction? Has she tried an intervention yet?

how's your mother handling your crippling make believe delusional world you live in inside your small mongoloid brain? must suck having to deal with a mental retard like yourself all her life. poor lady...

[Monostradamus]

how's your mother handling your crippling make believe delusional world you live in inside your small mongoloid brain? must suck having to deal with a mental retard like yourself all her life. poor lady...
Maybe do a little meditation and calm yourself down.

[koriwhat]

Maybe do a little meditation and calm yourself down.

the same ol standard cliche post when you got nothing but limp wrist jabs that get blocked left and right. "calm down", "meditate", etc... :tu

[spurraider21]

Maybe do a little meditation and calm yourself down.
is that what they're calling meth these days?

[koriwhat]

is that what they're calling meth these days?

tbh methheads are probably the only clients you get you freshman lawyer. life is good when the gov't pays you to be court appointed.

[spurraider21]

tbh methheads are probably the only clients you get you freshman lawyer. life is good when the gov't pays you to be court appointed.
i dont work for the govt

[koriwhat]

i dont work for the govt

i know, you work for the methheads. :tu

[spurraider21]

i know, you work for the methheads. :tu
you seem very concerned about my occupation. is this your way of saying you need legal help? i'm not licensed in texas, sorry

[koriwhat]

you seem very concerned about my occupation. is this your way of saying you need legal help? i'm not licensed in texas, sorry

you seem to have lost all forms of humor, sarcasm, and the like. no wonder you're a progressive loser. :tu

[Blake]

tbh methheads are probably the only clients you get you freshman lawyer. life is good when the gov't pays you to be court appointed.

Serious question, what are you going to do when the govt shuts down your shop?

[koriwhat]

Serious question, what are you going to do when the govt shuts down your shop?

serious answer, concern yourself with your own bullshit for once blaKKKe. you're like the nosy neighbor on the block no one cares to deal with. :tu

[Blake]

serious answer, concern yourself with your own bullshit for once blaKKKe. you're like the nosy neighbor on the block no one cares to deal with. :tu

I am definitely concerned for myself. I'm also concerned for guys like you in a niche business. Maybe instead of being a bitter isolationist, we can work together to help lay out a long term plan of survival for you.

[koriwhat]

I am definitely concerned for myself. I'm also concerned for guys like you in a niche business. Maybe instead of being a bitter isolationist, we can work together to help lay out a long term plan of survival for you.

you're full of shit blaKKKe. i don't need your faux concerns just like i don't need anything from you whatsoever. move along...

[Blake]

Well either way, I'm sure you'll take your socialist $1000 pay out when it comes, komrade.

Every time you cry about socialism in the future, just remember you took the check because your capitalist business closed up.

Now you can return to your regularly scheduled ranting.

[koriwhat]

Well either way, I'm sure you'll take your socialist $1000 pay out when it comes, komrade.

Every time you cry about socialism in the future, just remember you took the check because your capitalist business closed up.

Now you can return to your regularly scheduled ranting.

yep just as i thought. eat shit and die bruh!

[koriwhat]

btw blaKKKe see you in the apocalypse where you won't survive 5 mins with that fem mentality of yours and those girly hands either. :tu

[Blake]

Now you can return to your regularly scheduled ranting.

[koriwhat]

.

i feel for you if this does bring the world to a complete stop and shit really hits the fan. i feel for you all but more so you with your weak mentality blaKKKe. good luck to you and yours. :tu

[boutons_deux]

Jade Helm Version 2

Texas GOP Governor Abbott to deploy 1000 National Guard troops for election

Democratic “strongholds” will be receiving the Guard units, including

San Antonio,

Austin,

Houston,

Dallas, and

Fort Worth/Tarrant cty? fucking cow town is a Dem stronghold? :lol

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/10/texas-gop-governor-abbott-to-deploy-1000-national-guard-troops-for-election/