If There Were a God, Would He Be Liberal or Conservative?

[Millennial_Messiah]

It's a tough question. I think the South Texas Hispanic is pretty much emblematic of what God is all about. God-fearing, socially conservative, but economically liberal, pro-David, anti-Goliath, and procreating / multiplying a lot.

[DMC]

He wouldn't care about humans

[TheGreatYacht]

He would be both. A communist economic policy with a social conservative policy. Well at least that's the way Jesus is portrayed in the bible.

[spurraider21]

Didn’t Jesus ask for a copay before healing the blind?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Didn’t Jesus ask for a copay before healing the blind?

nah, he asked for the whole deductible plus 20% coinsurance up to some astronomically high number they couldn't afford :lol

[Monostradamus]

https://live.staticflickr.com/6125/6209348934_ccf5e3159a_b.jpg

[Millennial_Messiah]

He would be both. A communist economic policy with a social conservative policy. Well at least that's the way Jesus is portrayed in the bible.
As I mentioned in the OP..... South Texas Hispanics are the perfect model of this. Maybe even SoCal, AZ Mexicanos.

[Blake]

Bible God is certainly anti abortion. He raped a virgin and told her to have the kid.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bible God is certainly anti abortion. He raped a virgin and told her to have the kid.

But that's socially conservative. What about fiscally and socioeconomically?

[Blake]

But that's socially conservative. What about fiscally and socioeconomically?

Hard to tell.

Jesus says to give to Caesar what is Caesars and OT God demands offerings/tithes.

But then supposedly you get to live for free in a theocratic gated community with your own mansion when you die.

Like most things in the Bible you just cherry pick what you want.

[SnakeBoy]

Atheists sure spend a lot of time wondering about God

[koriwhat]

Atheists sure spend a lot of time wondering about God

because they're not atheists... wait til death is face to face with them and see just how quick their tune changes.

[koriwhat]

Like most things in the Bible you just cherry pick what you want.

eerily similar to your political views.

[Blake]

Atheists sure spend a lot of time wondering about God

Mythology can be entertaining.

[Blake]

eerily similar to your political views.

Exactly my political views. I don't go all in on a team; in full cheerleader mode like you.

[ElNono]

Since we're talking about imaginary people, how about Batman?

[Spurtacular]

Chumpettes have a god every election cycle. :lmao

[Spurtacular]

Exactly my political views. I don't go all in on a team; in full cheerleader mode like you.

:lmao That self awareness again.

[baseline bum]

Since we're talking about imaginary people, how about Batman?

I'd prefer Ninja Baseball Batman as my god.

[koriwhat]

Exactly my political views. I don't go all in on a team; in full cheerleader mode like you.

you sure as hell do blaKKKe. you're so delusional.

[ElNono]

I'd prefer Ninja Baseball Batman as my god.

:lol

[FrostKing]

https://youtu.be/7Gx1Pv02w3Q

[baseline bum]

:lol

You ever played that shit? Pretty good.

[ElNono]

You ever played that shit? Pretty good.

lol no, didn't even know it was a thing

[baseline bum]

lol no, didn't even know it was a thing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb4-1G4Tc-I

[SnakeBoy]

because they're not atheists... wait til death is face to face with them and see just how quick their tune changes.

True, they will all pray eventually

[ElNono]

Atheists sure spend a lot of time wondering about God

speak for yourself?

[Blake]

:lmao That self awareness again.


you sure as hell do blaKKKe. you're so delusional.

Coming from two of the five dumbest posters here, I'll just lol at this and move on

[Blake]

True, they will all pray eventually

Do you guys pray now or are you waiting until the end?

[Spurtacular]

Coming from two of the five dumbest posters here, I'll just lol at this and move on

Do you think you have hand, cuckold?

Comfort yourself.

[Blake]

Hur dur, hur dur?

Hur dur.

[Spurtacular]

Do you guys pray now or are you waiting until the end?

Did Jesus make you a cuckold, blake?

[midnightpulp]

I'd prefer Ninja Baseball Batman as my god.

Great game.

[TimDunkem]

Great game.

Shame it only was only released in arcades. Thanks to BB for reminding me of this classic. :tu

[rascal]

To answer the question, a Liberal.

[koriwhat]

Coming from two of the five dumbest posters here, I'll just lol at this and move on

We might be 2 of the dumbest but you're #1. You take the cake cuck.