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07-16-2003, 05:11 PM
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Spurs Left Holding Own Dicks As Teams Re-Tool
Rafael Hythloday - AP - San Antonio, TX. As the official NBA free agent signing period got underway today, the reigning champion San Antonio Spurs, along with their near $18 million dollars of salary cap space, are left wondering what happened.
With their second championship in five years under their belts and enough cap room to attract a max level free agent and a possibly a second tier player as well, the Spurs have been spurned by all the top FAs, and were forced to settle for clumsy white boy Rasho Nesterovich.
The Spurs were originally turned down by Jason Kidd, who may insiders felt was a near lock to wear the silver and black for the next 6 years. Instead, Jason has a new center back in New Jersey. Word is that wife Joumana Kidd vetoed any possible relocation to San Antonio when Clear Channel communications told the up and coming journalist the best they could do was offer her the drive-time slot on a local Tejano station.
Not even bothering to try the Puffy Taco combo plate, Jermaine O'Neal then cancelled his trip to San Antonio, prefering to stay in tropical Indianapolis.
Now, just as it appeared the Spurs would lasso in a second superstar to ensure the Spurs would be title-favorites for years to come, Elton Brand has chosen to also say "Thanks, but no thanks" to the jewel of South Texas in favor of Miami and a handful of chicks in bikinis.
With the Spur's treasured potato eating honkey, Rasho Nesterrible, all wrapped up, the Spurs now set their sights on Clippers Swingman and High Times Magazine Spokesperson, Lamar Odom. But things don't look good on that front either.
When asked if he'd consider lining up to the two-time MVP in San Antonio, Lamar Odom was reported as saying "I'd rather get another league suspension than have to play more than two games a year in that hellhole."
Without even being asked to elaborate, Odom went on to say "Why would I want to waste my career away in that flea-infested two bit podunk town? Until that city gets more development on the southside, no big time playa will want to be there. When you consider that (San Antonio) is filled with a bunch of pregenant pre-teen sluts, the only major free agent I can think of that would ever consider the Spurs would be Kobe Bryant."
At least that gives the Spurs hope for next year.
SCOOP (http://www.anthonycartermustdie.com)
Spurs Left Holding Own Dicks As Teams Re-Tool
Rafael Hythloday - AP - San Antonio, TX. As the official NBA free agent signing period got underway today, the reigning champion San Antonio Spurs, along with their near $18 million dollars of salary cap space, are left wondering what happened.
With their second championship in five years under their belts and enough cap room to attract a max level free agent and a possibly a second tier player as well, the Spurs have been spurned by all the top FAs, and were forced to settle for clumsy white boy Rasho Nesterovich.
The Spurs were originally turned down by Jason Kidd, who may insiders felt was a near lock to wear the silver and black for the next 6 years. Instead, Jason has a new center back in New Jersey. Word is that wife Joumana Kidd vetoed any possible relocation to San Antonio when Clear Channel communications told the up and coming journalist the best they could do was offer her the drive-time slot on a local Tejano station.
Not even bothering to try the Puffy Taco combo plate, Jermaine O'Neal then cancelled his trip to San Antonio, prefering to stay in tropical Indianapolis.
Now, just as it appeared the Spurs would lasso in a second superstar to ensure the Spurs would be title-favorites for years to come, Elton Brand has chosen to also say "Thanks, but no thanks" to the jewel of South Texas in favor of Miami and a handful of chicks in bikinis.
With the Spur's treasured potato eating honkey, Rasho Nesterrible, all wrapped up, the Spurs now set their sights on Clippers Swingman and High Times Magazine Spokesperson, Lamar Odom. But things don't look good on that front either.
When asked if he'd consider lining up to the two-time MVP in San Antonio, Lamar Odom was reported as saying "I'd rather get another league suspension than have to play more than two games a year in that hellhole."
Without even being asked to elaborate, Odom went on to say "Why would I want to waste my career away in that flea-infested two bit podunk town? Until that city gets more development on the southside, no big time playa will want to be there. When you consider that (San Antonio) is filled with a bunch of pregenant pre-teen sluts, the only major free agent I can think of that would ever consider the Spurs would be Kobe Bryant."
At least that gives the Spurs hope for next year.