The Count of Corona...

[Splits]

Nonsense. It's a clear violation what he's doing, but, I couldn't stop him with a wooden cross & silver bullets. Shame on him & shame you for stooping like this. I thought better of you. Thought you walked tall. But, you're crawlin', belly draggin.

Crawl, motherfucker, crawl.

Oh I'd love to hear this "explanation". You're the dumbass who started this thread with clear milestones and then arbitrarily at 1k/day deployed the parachute your Kirby wished he'd had on that fateful day. An honest broker would follow through until the last milestone is or is not met. You decided to measure Trump's plague with the flu, The Colored's flu, and 1918. You decided to pull the rip cord. I'm simply bouncing your ball as a ST civic duty.

Once that last milestone is reached, or Trump's plague is vaccinated, the daily reminders of you and Cult 45's dumbfuckery will continue. Until then...

Let us proceed...

[Thread]

Oh I'd love to hear this "explanation". You're the dumbass who started this thread with clear milestones and then arbitrarily at 1k/day deployed the parachute your Kirby wished he'd had on that fateful day. An honest broker would follow through until the last milestone is or is not met. You decided to measure Trump's plague with the flu, The Colored's flu, and 1918. Once that last milestone is reached, or Trump's plague is vaccinated, the daily reminders of you and Cult 45's dumbfuckery will continue.

Let us proceed...

& using this^^^, is heart breaking.

I thought you a proud man, not a proud black man, not that nonsense, no. I christened you such/Splits out of respect, yes, even out of love.

I come to the realization, the bitter realization that you're fake.

"The tears on my pillow bespeak the pain that is in my heart."

[Splits]

& using this^^^, is heart breaking.

I thought you a proud man, not a proud black man, not that nonsense, no. I christened you such/Splits out of respect, yes, even out of love.

I come to the realization, the bitter realization that you're fake.

"The tears on my pillow bespeak the pain that is in my heart."

I'm as real as they come, honkey.

"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."

- Stinger to Maverick

[Thread]

I'm as real as they come, honkey.

"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."

- Stinger to Maverick

We'll go on, it'll never be the same again for you & I, but, we will go on. Maybe someday you'll Private Message the old Cubster via the Splits I so admired.

I'll check my transom for that communication daily as long as I draw breath upon the earth.

Sincerely,

- Dale

[Splits]

We'll go on, it'll never be the same again for you & I, but, we will go on. Maybe someday you'll Private Message the old Cubster via the Splits I so admired.

I'll check my transom for that communication daily as long as I draw breath upon the earth.

Sincerely,

- Dale

If you can pull Katie's and your ass over the 2021 line and not go the way of Kirby/Gigi, I'll grant your dying wish.

[Thread]

If you can pull Katie's and your ass over the 2021 line and not go the way of Kirby/Gigi, I'll grant your dying wish.

Splits!!! Sweetheart!!!!!! Pumpkinpuss!!!!!!!!!

Reconciliation!!!!!!!!!

[Splits]

Update (24 April 2020):::


Trump's Corona Plague dead: 47,659
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k


Let us proceed.

[boutons_deux]

search "excess deaths corona virus"

and





Coronavirus deaths in Mass. are likely far higher than what’s been reported. Here’s why

https://ci5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/tHlbXbmb0qxMCw8f7YLW_XP-LUxMu4hm_sVmOGeSm2X4I5mEme9CFI225Zbd_d6GT7qN9VtAan g4Uy378zomOHz5QxvTiRCEcknEfNcMogPByISnrajswf2JzsIi 932tvPdH23w0LCxhmFdcOy3Unuv5FbxDAA=s0-d-e1-ft#https://mcusercontent.com/90f9e490a860897c7155feca1/images/90681fd8-b889-4e66-a503-44fe3018a613.jpg









The number of people killed by corona virus in Massachusetts in the early days of the pandemic

is likely much higher than reflected by the official death toll,

The March spike in deaths in Massachusetts eclipsed the number of fatalities attributed to the coronavirus in official counts, and

also suggests that fatalities began to climb before the full extent of the outbreak was clear.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2020/04/22/nation/official-toll-massachusetts-coronavirus-deaths-likely-undercounted-review-shows/?s_campaign=breakingnews:newsletter

[Splits]

Update (25 April 2020):::


Trump's Corona Plague dead: 50,236
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k


Let us proceed.

[slick'81]

Update (25 April 2020):::


Trump's Corona Plague dead: 50,236
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k


Let us proceed.


Whats scary is this is probably gonna blow spanish flu outta the water

[hater]

damn that was quick

we are not even in the middle of the tunnel yet :wow

[DMC]

Whats scary is this is probably gonna blow spanish flu outta the water

In 1919, how many people do you think died of the flu who were never even found much less counted?

[Splits]

Update (26 April 2020):::


Trump's Corona Plague dead: 52,193
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k


Let us proceed.

[baseline bum]

Whats scary is this is probably gonna blow spanish flu outta the water

Probably not, Spanish Flu might have killed as many as 100 million worldwide and firsthand accounts I have heard of it wiping out whole neighborhoods sound a lot worse than COVID.

[TimDunkem]

Yeah, it's not 1918 either. I have to imagine that medicine and a lack of good, widely available information at the time contributed to a lot of unnecessary death.

I still wouldn't discount at least a million or two deaths worldwide when all is said and done. Spanish Flu circulated for a few years before and after the surges in 18-19. Covid on the other hand has been around more or less 5-6 months and is only now starting to take off in many parts of the world. Time seems to slow when you're stuck at home, but we're only in the 2nd inning of a 9 inning game as Dr.Mike Osterholm likes to say.

[baseline bum]

Time seems to slow when you're stuck at home, but we're only in the 2nd inning of a 9 inning game as Dr.Mike Osterholm likes to say.

No shit man, feels like it was a year or two ago when life was good and you could safely go out with friends to have a beer. But we don't know how many innings this game has. Probably a lot more than 9 considering we'll probably all need to get in a weighted lottery for a vaccine when (if?) one becomes available. By weighted I mean I hope it's weighted towards those 65+ since they need it more than we do.

[DMC]

No shit man, feels like it was a year or two ago when life was good and you could safely go out with friends to have a beer. But we don't know how many innings this game has. Probably a lot more than 9 considering we'll probably all need to get in a weighted lottery for a vaccine when (if?) one becomes available. By weighted I mean I hope it's weighted towards those 65+ since they need it more than we do.

I'd think they'd administer an Ab test to see if you're already immune before wasting the hypothetical vaccine on anyone.

[baseline bum]

I'd think they'd administer an Ab test to see if you're already immune before wasting the hypothetical vaccine on anyone.

Makes sense.

[DMC]

Makes sense.

Did you ever get tested?

[baseline bum]

Did you ever get tested?

No.

[ElNono]

Did you ever get tested?


No.

So you're just walking around with AIDS everywhere? lol

[baseline bum]

So you're just walking around with AIDS everywhere? lol

I may have magic in my johnson but I ain't got AIDS son

[DMC]

I may have magic in my johnson but I ain't got AIDS son

What do you want, a Cookie?

[RandomGuy]

Probably not, Spanish Flu might have killed as many as 100 million worldwide and firsthand accounts I have heard of it wiping out whole neighborhoods sound a lot worse than COVID.

They found an old spanish flu camp in the arctic circle or something. The canvas tents had blood spatter all over the insides. They think it was a hemorrhagic type. ish.

Fucking microbes... how do they work?

[RandomGuy]

Probably not, Spanish Flu might have killed as many as 100 million worldwide and firsthand accounts I have heard of it wiping out whole neighborhoods sound a lot worse than COVID.

At a .0066 fatality rate, you would have to infect 15bn people {edit} with Covid 19{/edt} to kill 100M. (100M/.0066)

If it infects about 60% of all humans the ultimate death toll will be around 30M at that rate.

[ElNono]

I may have magic in my johnson but I ain't got AIDS son

Good son, don't want you to be spreadin dem AIDS...

[DMC]

At a .0066 fatality rate, you would have to infect 15bn people to kill 100M. (100M/.0066)

If it infects about 60% of all humans the ultimate death toll will be around 30M at that rate.

The global population in 1900 was about 1.6b. 60% of that would be 960m. .6% of that would be 6.336m.

If it killed 50 million people...with that global population, using your 60% infection rate, that's a better than 5% death rate. Not the .6% you cited.

Correct my math where needed.

[Splits]

Update (26 April 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 54,265
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...

[Splits]

8 weeks ago: 1 death
7 weeks ago: 19 deaths
6 weeks ago: 58 deaths
5 weeks ago: 323 deaths
4 weeks ago: 2,043 deaths
3 weeks ago: 8,488 deaths
2 weeks ago: 20,604 deaths
1 week ago: 38,903 deaths
Right now: 53,755 deaths

[TimDunkem]

White House: 66k by August. Trust us!

[boutons_deux]

appx 2000 deaths/day and Repug shitbags re-opening their states' businesses,

with Repug citizens much less concerned than Dem citizens.

[Thread]

appx 2000 deaths/day and Repug shitbags re-opening their states' businesses,

with Repug citizens much less concerned than Dem citizens.

You didn't give 2 shits when you wanted to leave Sanders on the side of the road.

You've nary room.

[Splits]

Update (27 April 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 55,413
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...

[Thread]

Update (27 April 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 55,413
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...

You damn insufferable thing, you. I can't sleep, I come in here & find your ass in here doing this.

You have nary shame.

[RandomGuy]

The global population in 1900 was about 1.6b. 60% of that would be 960m. .6% of that would be 6.336m.

If it killed 50 million people...with that global population, using your 60% infection rate, that's a better than 5% death rate. Not the .6% you cited.

Correct my math where needed.

.0066 = estimated death rate of covid 19 from the earliest case studies, not any attempt to estimate anything having to do with the Spanish Flu from 1918.

If it helps the original message string with a clarification:


Probably not, Spanish Flu might have killed as many as 100 million worldwide and firsthand accounts I have heard of it wiping out whole neighborhoods sound a lot worse than COVID.


At a .0066 fatality rate, you would have to infect 15bn people [with COVID-19-RG] to kill 100M. (100M/.0066)

If it infects about 60% of all humans the ultimate death toll will be around 30M at that rate.

Your math is correct.

[Thread]

.0066 = estimated death rate of covid 19 from the earliest case studies, not any attempt to estimate anything having to do with the Spanish Flu from 1918.

If it helps the original message string with a clarification:





Your math is correct.

Sweet Jesus, RG, I can't sleep, I come in here & find your ass in here stipulating to one of our finest/D M C.

Dogs & gets must be fucking living together.

[RandomGuy]

Sweet Jesus, RG, I can't sleep, I come in here & find your ass in here stipulating to one of our finest/D M C.

Dogs & gets must be fucking living together.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it does.

[Splits]

https://i.imgur.com/K29ITAq.png

[hater]

White House: 66k by August. Trust us!

well surpass that by next monday tbqh

[Thread]

https://i.imgur.com/K29ITAq.png

- "You know, this is killing your mother."

- George Segal - "Cable Guy"

[Splits]

- "You know, this is killing your mother."

- George Segal - "Cable Guy"

Feb. 26: “And again, when you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that’s a pretty good job we’ve done.” — Trump at a press conference (https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-vice-president-pence-members-coronavirus-task-force-press-conference/).

[clambake]

Feb. 26: “And again, when you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that’s a pretty good job we’ve done.” — Trump at a press conference (https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-vice-president-pence-members-coronavirus-task-force-press-conference/).

Lol the tongue

[ElNono]

https://i.imgur.com/K29ITAq.png


- "You know, this is killing your mother."

- George Segal - "Cable Guy"


- "And again, when you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that’s a pretty good job we’ve done."

- Orange man - "Idiocracy"

[ElNono]

damn, Splits beat me to it :lol

[velik_m]

Feb. 26: “And again, when you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that’s a pretty good job we’ve done.” — Trump at a press conference (https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-vice-president-pence-members-coronavirus-task-force-press-conference/).

He was being sarcastic. It all makes sense now...

[Splits]

Update (28 April 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 56,797
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...

[monosylab1k]

Update (28 April 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 56,797
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...
Thread

[boutons_deux]

Update (28 April 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 56,797
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...

"excess deaths" phenomenon in USA matches "excess deaths" in other countries.

100Ks "excess dead" in the pandemic period, but aren't counted as C19 deaths.

eg, the first person to die in USA was a lady in San Jose CA. First ruled heart failure, autopsy showed C19 in her heart where immune attack busted a valve. Now she is C19 death, not a "heart death"

U.S. deaths soared in early weeks of pandemic, far exceeding number attributed to covid-19

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-stat/graphics/ai2html/graphic-virusdeathdata/ANV4FW4GYZGAJCHQAMRRPBBS5I/national-large.jpg?v=8


In the early weeks of the coronavirus (https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/02/28/what-you-need-know-about-coronavirus/) epidemic, the United States recorded an estimated 15,400 excess deaths, nearly two times as many as were publicly attributed to covid-19 at the time,

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2020/04/27/covid-19-death-toll-undercounted/?arc404=true&utm_campaign=wp_post_most&utm_med%E2%80%A6 (https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2020/04/27/covid-19-death-toll-undercounted/?arc404=true&utm_campaign=wp_post_most&utm_med%E2%80%A6)

[Thread]

Thread (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320)

Sidin' Splits to spite me.

& the kicker? (Like) your own post. It's an affront to do such.

I'm appalled.

[monosylab1k]

Sidin' Splits to spite me.

& the kicker? (Like) your own post. It's an affront to do such.

I'm appalled.

Just checkin assholes

[DMC]

.0066 = estimated death rate of covid 19 from the earliest case studies, not any attempt to estimate anything having to do with the Spanish Flu from 1918.

If it helps the original message string with a clarification:





Your math is correct.

:tu

[Thread]

Just checkin assholes

Every fox smells his own hole. Get ta sniffin'.

[Thread]

:tu

Don't charm RG, DMC. I ain't in a charmin' mood.

[monosylab1k]

Every fox smells his own hole. Get ta sniffin'.

lmvictoriousao!!!!

[DMC]

Don't charm RG, DMC. I ain't in a charmin' mood.

Where was you mood last night when I was defending the ramparts?

[baseline bum]

So we still on schedule for 60,000? Splits man, help a nigga out.

[Th'Pusher]

Where was you mood last night when I was defending the ramparts?

Lol. You call that a defense? Your dear leader’s rampart was so thoroughly dismantled that calf tats could have brought his crew in and given trump a blowbang.

I love the fact that you’ve abandoned any notion of being an arbitrator of truth. Just another trump fanboy.

Don’t forget who who put you on that trump train sucka.

:lol

[ChumpDumper]

Lol. You call that a defense? Your dear leader’s rampart was so thoroughly dismantled that calf tats could have brought his crew in and given trump a blowbang.

I love the fact that you’ve abandoned any notion of being an arbitrator of truth. Just another trump fanboy.

Don’t forget who who put you on that trump train sucka.

:lolh:lolnest br:lolker

[baseline bum]

- "And again, when you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that’s a pretty good job we’ve done."

- Orange man - "Idiocracy"

Nonsense, President Camacho was much more qualified than Trump and was a far superior president.

[pgardn]

This sounds way too much like a cheering section.
This thing has fckd us up royally. No sure end in sight.
I wish this thread would end now and we time warped back.

[hater]

Nonsense, President Camacho was much more qualified than Trump and was a far superior president.

RapeyJoe > Shillary > Jr > Trump > Sr > Willie > Obama > Camacho

[slick'81]

This sounds way too much like a cheering section.
This thing has fckd us up royally. No sure end in sight.
I wish this thread would end now and we time warped back.


Its the shit show that never ends

[Splits]

Update (29 April 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 59,266
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...

[Splits]

So we still on schedule for 60,000? Splits (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=24583) man, help a nigga out.

As I said, end April

[DMC]

Lol. You call that a defense? Your dear leader’s rampart was so thoroughly dismantled that calf tats could have brought his crew in and given trump a blowbang.

I love the fact that you’ve abandoned any notion of being an arbitrator of truth. Just another trump fanboy.

Don’t forget who who put you on that trump train sucka.

:lol
Do you mean arbiter?

:lol

You're not even in my league. You're lucky I even converse with you.

[Th'Pusher]

Do you mean arbiter?

:lol

You're not even in my league. You're lucky I even converse with you.

I did mean arbiter. Thanks.

Watching your devolution into a maga has been truly glorious. You’re already flirting with conspiracy theories. Soon you’ll be telling us how THE LEFT and HRC in particular eat baby fetus for the energy needed to steal your 2nd amendment rights. It’s a well worn path tbh. Ask TSA.

[Thread]

I did mean arbiter. Thanks.

Watching your devolution into a maga has been truly glorious. You’re already flirting with conspiracy theories. Soon you’ll be telling us how THE LEFT and HRC in particular eat baby fetus for the energy needed to steal your 2nd amendment rights. It’s a well worn path tbh. Ask TSA.

Though, Push, the old man did leave HRC, dead in the ground.

Look at her: tending Biden yet another sex abuser of women. First her husband, gettin' his knob polished with strange in the Oval while their young buck toothed daughter slept above...now her choice for President.

[baseline bum]

Though, Push, the old man did leave HRC, dead in the ground.

Look at her: tending Biden yet another sex abuser of women. First her husband, gettin' his knob polished with strange in the Oval while their young buck toothed daughter slept above...now her choice for President.

Wait sexual assault bad now?

[Thread]

Wait sexual assault bad now?

Smart ass.

[baseline bum]

Smart ass.

Nevertheless,

Update (29 April 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 59,284
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...

Trump Making Americans Die Again

[monosylab1k]

60,000 in August, right?

[Thread]

60,000 in August, right?

It doesn't help that your fingers, toes & eyes are crossed, you 1/2 backed SOB, you.

[Splits]

Update (30 April 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 61,656
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...

[ElNono]

60,000 in August, right?

asking for a friend

[Splits]

1255634158916907009

Should be able to count Georgia traffic deaths as covid

[monosylab1k]

Thread is gonna be pounded in this ass by this thread for a long time :lol

Topsy!

[Medvedenko]

Thread is gonna be pounded in this ass by this thread for a long time :lol

Topsy!

Thread is a good guy, albeit misunderstood, but overall a stand up chap. Still, it's definitely a mud-hole at this point.

[Spurminator]

Thread is a good guy, albeit misunderstood, but overall a stand up chap.

I disagree. He's a piece of shit.

[Thread]

Thread (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) is gonna be pounded in this ass by this thread for a long time :lol

Topsy!

Because you have nary restraint, Mono.

[Thread]

I disagree. He's a piece of shit.

What the Hell did I ever do to you, Spurm, cept treat ya decent & respectful? Sure, you're the loyal opposition, but, I never cast ya down with the sodomites. Now I find you in here blastin' hair all over the walls.

[Thread]

Thread is a good guy, albeit misunderstood, but overall a stand up chap. Still, it's definitely a mud-hole at this point.

- "Kind words, Ethan, thank ya kindly."

- "Mose" - "The Searchers"

[hater]

Corona dead: 488
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 flu dead: 12.5k

I'm using the CNN running count ticker on their channel for the Corona death count. That's who started a running count, so, I'll dance with them.

Let us proceed...

sorry Giusseppe but ^ that is a piece of shit post

[RandomGuy]

Nonsense, President Camacho was much more qualified than Trump and was a far superior president.

Fuck, if I don't actually agree. President Camacho would be a better president. That is where we are.

[Thread]

sorry Giusseppe but ^ that is a piece of shit post

I not a know what you a talk about a here, a,a,a, a hater? Yes, a hater. I a come to how a you a say? America, hat in a hand. I a work hard, I make a money, I a return to a Corleone and I a visit a fat, a sleeping, a man, who a killed my a mama. I a slice him stem, how do you say? Oh, to a stern.

They, how you say,,,oh, they a were a selling your a shit, a.

[midnightpulp]

I not a know what you a talk about a here, a,a,a, a hater? Yes, a hater. I a come to how a you a say? America, hat in a hand. I a work hard, I make a money, I a return to a Corleone and I a visit a fat, a sleeping, a man, who a killed my a mama. I a slice him stem, how do you say? Oh, to a stern.

They, how you say,,,oh, they a were a selling your a shit, a.

Cub, what was your endgame with this thread? Did you have hope Covid would be kept below Obama's H1N1 flu and you could roll some fuckin' barrels over a row liberal asses?

[Thread]

Cub, what was your endgame with this thread? Did you have hope Covid would be kept below Obama's H1N1 flu and you could roll some fuckin' barrels over a row liberal asses?

Precisely. I thought it was a gimme. I could not imagine the U.S. ending up like this. I was wrong. Splits was dead-on.

& I've not eschewed a single shit sandwich set in front me. I've consumed each & every one like the trouper I am.

[baseline bum]

Fuck, if I don't actually agree. President Camacho would be a better president. That is where we are.

Frito Pendejo (the lawyer in Idiocracy) would have been a better president :lol

[baseline bum]

Thread is a good guy, albeit misunderstood, but overall a stand up chap. Still, it's definitely a mud-hole at this point.

Thread is overall a bent over chap and he's going to stay like that until either he or I are in a mass grave somewhere tbh.

[Splits]

Cub, what was your endgame with this thread? Did you have hope Covid would be kept below Obama's H1N1 flu and you could roll some fuckin' barrels over a row liberal asses?

5 weeks ago is an eternity in covid times. It's easy to look back and spit on the stupid, but that was probably 80% of 'murcans outlook on 23 March. No way in hell we could lose 10k lives!

[Splits]

Precisely. I thought it was a gimme. I could not imagine the U.S. ending up like this. I was wrong. Splits was dead-on.

& I've not eschewed a single shit sandwich set in front me. I've consumed each & every one like the trouper I am.

This post changed your life, sittin' on 488 cumulative


in 10 days you are going to be at 1k/day, escalating, with no end in sight.

[Spurminator]

Precisely. I thought it was a gimme. I could not imagine the U.S. ending up like this. I was wrong. Splits was dead-on.

& I've not eschewed a single shit sandwich set in front me. I've consumed each & every one like the trouper I am.

Maybe stop dining at the same shit sandwich buffet.

[Thread]

Maybe stop dining at the same shit sandwich buffet.

Some times you eat the bear (the old man leaving her where he found her...dead in the ground)
& some times that old bear just gets up all over ya (The Count of Corona)

[Spurminator]

Some times you eat the bear (the old man leaving her where he found her...dead in the ground)
& some times that old bear just gets up all over ya (The Count of Corona)

You've been fucking the bear, though. That's a bad thing even when you win. You're still having sex with a bear.

[Splits]

Update (1 May 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 63,856
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...

[Splits]

2 months of Trump plague = 5 Obama flus

Grim business.

[monosylab1k]

Update (1 May 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 63,856
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...
Thread

Charge!!

[hater]

Frito Pendejo (the lawyer in Idiocracy) would have been a better president :lol

:lmao I only watched this movie twice and twice completely smashed

I gotta rewatch this again to see this Frito Pendejo guy :lol

btw look at my sig :lol

[baseline bum]

:lmao I only watched this movie twice and twice completely smashed

I gotta rewatch this again to see this Frito Pendejo guy :lol

btw look at my sig :lol

He was the one watching Ow My Balls at the beginning

https://i.ibb.co/k4Q4CyM/ilikemoney.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn200lvmTZc

[hombre]

Federal Government orders 100,000 new body bags as
Trump minimizes death toll.


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/while-trump-minimizes-toll-government-orders-100-000-new-body-n1197316
(http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/while-trump-minimizes-toll-government-orders-100-000-new-body-n1197316)

[Thread]

Government orders 100,000 new body bags as Trump minimizes death toll.


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/while-trump-minimizes-toll-government-orders-100-000-new-body-n1197316
(http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/while-trump-minimizes-toll-government-orders-100-000-new-body-n1197316)

At least the old man didn't have to be reminded like Will Teasle had to be:::

"Don't forget one thing."
"What's that?"
"A good supply, say about 100,000 body bags."

But, that's what happens when you call down the thunder on a Stallone. Doesn't matter if it a man who needed no introduction anywhere, and I fucking mean anywhere in the civilized world, or, a lost soul searching the back woods for a fellow solider of color/noir.

Yep, ended up...Jerkwater, U.S.A., hombre.

Then, a quarter+ century on, they drew first blood. Now the old man is "Rambo, John J.?"

"They asked me! i didn't ask them! Spittin' on me! Callin' me baby killer! They-drew-first-blood, Colonel."

[Trainwreck2100]

60,000 in August, right?

clearly he meant 60000 in August as in 2000 people a day for the entire month of August

[baseline bum]

Federal Government orders 100,000 new body bags as
Trump minimizes death toll.


https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/while-trump-minimizes-toll-government-orders-100-000-new-body-n1197316
(http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/while-trump-minimizes-toll-government-orders-100-000-new-body-n1197316)

Trump's signature should be on each one.

[Splits]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EW9kXtpXgAMlhjj?format=jpg&name=large

ah, the good ole days...

less than 2 weeks ago

[baseline bum]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EW9kXtpXgAMlhjj?format=jpg&name=large

ah, the good ole days...

less than 2 weeks ago

65,510 dropping to zero

[Splits]

Update (2 May 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 65,753
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...

[Splits]

Update (3 May 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 67,444
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...

[boutons_deux]

Excess U.S. deaths hit estimated 37,100 in pandemic’s early days, far more than previously known


The nation surpassed 64,000 coronavirus deaths on Friday

Weinberger said his team’s estimates of excess deaths indicate that the pandemic’s true toll to date is likely substantially higher.

“It’s hard to say how much higher, but

our best guess might be it’s in the range of one and a half times higher,”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2020/05/02/excess-deaths-during-covid-19/?arc404=true&utm_campaign=wp_post_most&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&wpisrc=nl_most (https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2020/05/02/excess-deaths-during-covid-19/?arc404=true&utm_campaign=wp_post_most&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&wpisrc=nl_most)

FL is now hiding C19 death numbers, since LYING is all the Repugs do.

[monosylab1k]

Update (3 May 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 67,444
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...
Thread how’s that shit sandwich tastin today?

[Thread]

Thread (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) how’s that shit sandwich tastin today?

Can't you be delicate even on a GD Sunday?

[Winehole23]

Can't you be delicate even on a GD Sunday?gd sunday heard

[slick'81]

Didnt the spanish flu kill 675,000 americans over a two year span?

[hombre]

Birx told host Chris Wallace that “our projections have always been between 100,000 and 240,000 American lives lost, and that’s with full mitigation and us learning from each other of how to social distance.”

[Splits]

Update (4 May 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 68,598
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...

[Thread]

Update (4 May 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 68,598
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...

Stayin' up late to lodge this, Splits? Shame on ya.

[RandomGuy]

Birx told host Chris Wallace that “our projections have always been between 100,000 and 240,000 American lives lost, and that’s with full mitigation and us learning from each other of how to social distance.”


... and with less mitigation, and lack of social distancing, driven by our massive prison populations, meat packing plant employees, Republican/Trump Cult dipshit protestors.


Coronavirus Sweeping Through Massive US Prison Population

A massive wave of coronavirus infections is blasting through the world's largest prison population in the United States even as officials begin opening up their economies, saying the disease has plateaued.

One prison in Marion, Ohio has become the most intensely infected institution across the country, with more than 80 percent of its nearly 2,500 inmates, and 175 staff on top of that, testing positive for COVID-19.

https://www.ibtimes.com/coronavirus-sweeping-through-massive-us-prison-population-2969226

Look for clusters around prisons and meat packing plants and then radiating outwards.

60k at the begining month, and as the NYC hotspot tamps down, the inevitable spread elsewhere will pick up the slack. Republican/Trump cult resistance to precautions and insistence on reopening will do the rest.

Seems pretty predictable.

[RandomGuy]

Update (3 May 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 67,444
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...

So what is your take on the 200k line? Seems like late June or July to me. When they start adding in the "extra" deaths that are almost certainly due to the virus, that seems about right. :grim:

[Splits]

So what is your take on the 200k line?

We'll be around 175k by August

[Thread]

We'll be around 175k by August

Marked.

[Splits]

Marked.

You dumbass, haven't learned your lesson.

Maybe you should start a thread about it.

[TimDunkem]

Marked.

Lol Idiot.

[Thread]

You dumbass, haven't learned your lesson.

Maybe you should start a thread about it.


Lol Idiot.

Well, I see you 2 are on the rag again of a Monday mornin'.

[hater]

We'll be around 175k by August

nah

well unless they open up shit but IMO if it cases spike to that level theyl shut us down again and this time it will be enforced with penalty of jail

so hopefully that does not happen as that means we could be on mandatory shutdown from Aug-Jan 2021

then you can expect riots on the streets

more likely states will slowly open up and well be at around 120k deaths by Aug

[RandomGuy]

We'll be around 175k by August

More importantly.. where will we be in late October? Probably too far out to really call. I just wonder what figure will be on the minds of people waiting 6 feet apart or mailing in ballots to vote.

[hater]

that being said theres the 2nd wave

half a million dead americans by next summer is almost unavoidable

[Thread]

that being said theres the 2nd wave

half a million dead americans by next summer is almost unavoidable

Marked with ELE stamp.

[hater]

Marked with ELE stamp.

:lol you have no standing. u created this thread

you shine shoes in here thats it and thats all :lol

[TimDunkem]

nah

well unless they open up shit but IMO if it cases spike to that level theyl shut us down again and this time it will be enforced with penalty of jail

so hopefully that does not happen as that means we could be on mandatory shutdown from Aug-Jan 2021

then you can expect riots on the streets

more likely states will slowly open up and well be at around 120k deaths by Aug

40+ states are already opening or about to?...Looks like a normal day everytime I go out.

[baseline bum]

nah

well unless they open up shit but IMO if it cases spike to that level theyl shut us down again and this time it will be enforced with penalty of jail

so hopefully that does not happen as that means we could be on mandatory shutdown from Aug-Jan 2021

then you can expect riots on the streets

more likely states will slowly open up and well be at around 120k deaths by Aug

Why would you think there would be any more shutdowns? Mnuchin can still do the $500 million corporate bailout 8 more times under the rules of the gold plated corporate bailout + crumbs for human Americans deal that got signed into law. Trump's real constituency already got paid, nothing else matters.

[hater]

Why would you think there would be any more shutdowns? Mnuchin can still do the $500 million corporate bailout 8 more times under the rules of the gold plated corporate bailout + crumbs for human Americans deal that got signed into law. Trump's real constituency already got paid, nothing else matters.

easy

food shortages, bodies piling on the streets, rise in crime and inability to go get medical treatments will take care of initiating a 2nd more brutal shutdown

[spurraider21]

We'll be around 175k by August
that seems pretty high tbh. im no epidemiologist or statistician, but there does appear to be a slow/downward trend. you really think we're going to have an approximate tripling of deaths?

of course, barring large scale premature re-openings

[baseline bum]

that seems pretty high tbh. im no epidemiologist or statistician, but there does appear to be a slow/downward trend. you really think we're going to have an approximate tripling of deaths?

of course, barring large scale premature re-openings

With lockdowns it's not like the death rate had slowed down a lot. I don't think it's so crazy to expect a tripling of the death count in three months now thay we're going the Sweden route. I wouldn't predict it since it's skill kind of unknown what effect the increased temperature would have, but if it doesn't stop it much 175k doesn't exactly sound unreasonable if we don't go into hard lockdowns again this summer.

[TimDunkem]

200k by the end of the year for sure tho', tbh.

[Thread]

:lol you have no standing. u created this thread

you shine shoes in here thats it and thats all :lol

The fuck can I say; that is it & that is all.

[baseline bum]

The fuck can I say; that is it & that is all.

You can say matte, even Chong Li had to.

[RandomGuy]

With lockdowns it's not like the death rate had slowed down a lot. I don't think it's so crazy to expect a tripling of the death count in three months now thay we're going the Sweden route. I wouldn't predict it since it's skill kind of unknown what effect the increased temperature would have, but if it doesn't stop it much 175k doesn't exactly sound unreasonable if we don't go into hard lockdowns again this summer.

Be happy to predict it. We will ease up and get the rest of the country infected. Prisons, meatpacking plants, and who knows what else have seeded places that will be primed to explode.

Just eyeballing it, new few texas counties look like no cases at all.

https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/us-map


Places that do have high incidences like Mason Texas, are surrounded by "empty" counties. Even tho the sheer number of cases is small, only 24, the "per capita" rates are sky high.

Be interesting to see mortality figures for the US, and simply start ignoring the official "Covid" count.

[ChumpDumper]

that seems pretty high tbh. im no epidemiologist or statistician, but there does appear to be a slow/downward trend. you really think we're going to have an approximate tripling of deaths?

of course, barring large scale premature re-openingsI would call Georgia and Texas large scale premature re-openings by any definition. The leaked FEMA projection and the one Wharton came out with are chilling. I just want to know the numbers our Dear Leaders are using when they decide it's OK to roll the dice.

[boutons_deux]

Imagine this

Assume there is a proven c19 vaccine by end of the year, then will all the Ms of anti-stay-home assholes PLUS the anti-vax assholes, all refuse to be vaccinated?

because "C19 is just like the flu" and "I won't be vaxed because I was committed to re-open back in April"

[spurraider21]

fyi worldometer has added a 3-day moving average to all of their charts, which is quite nice

[Splits]

that seems pretty high tbh. im no epidemiologist or statistician, but there does appear to be a slow/downward trend. you really think we're going to have an approximate tripling of deaths?

of course, barring large scale premature re-openings

It's an inexact science obviously, but with the backlog of infections, the still crazy 30k/day new infections, and the bleed out rate I read it as something like:

1500/day in May
1200/day in June
700/day in July

[baseline bum]

It's an inexact science obviously, but with the backlog of infections, the still crazy 30k/day new infections, and the bleed out rate I read it as something like:

1500/day in May
1200/day in June
700/day in July

1200 a day in June is probably fantasy when the newest internal White House projection seems to be 3000 a day by June 1st.

[Splits]

1200 a day in June is probably fantasy when the newest internal White House projection seems to be 3000 a day by June 1st.

Well yeah, this assumes continued downward trajectory like Spain and Italy are on. If the US fucks this up and we haven't peaked yet, the numbers skyrocket.

[Splits]

Even that shitty IHME model is now 135k by early August :lol last update on April 29 was 72k

1257415459978215424

[baseline bum]

Well yeah, this assumes continued downward trajectory like Spain and Italy are on. If the US fucks this up and we haven't peaked yet, the numbers skyrocket.

I always found the talk in the media about us peaking last month to be fucking insanity when the shutdown wasn't used to start ramping up for testing and contact tracing, especially once Dear Leader saw on Fox News that "the cure can't be worse than the disease" and that he should open the country. A third month wasted by Trump.

[Splits]

I always found the talk in the media about us peaking last month to be fucking insanity when the shutdown wasn't used to start ramping up for testing and contact tracing, especially once Dear Leader saw on Fox News that "the cure can't be worse than the disease" and that he should open the country. A third month wasted by Trump.

Valid point, the "noise" we see in the US numbers compared to Italy/Spain is a bit frightening. They both had a consistent downward trajectory whereas US seems to be bouncing (that 3 day moving average is quite useful on worldometer charts). If we don't follow their trend, things are impossible to predict. Thus far, they have consistently shown to be 3-4 weeks ahead in daily death trends making it possible to predict US numbers through simple extrapolation. But the last 10-14 days doesn't look good, bucks the trend...

https://i.imgur.com/LlIsath.png

https://i.imgur.com/Ed36DaV.png
https://i.imgur.com/ygBYIS3.png

[Splits]

Consensus on actual models, not that shitty IHME, are 110-122k by June 10

https://www.covidanalytics.io/projections
https://covid-19.bsvgateway.org/
https://covid19-projections.com/us

[boutons_deux]

Coronavirus spares one neighborhood but ravages the next.

Race and class spell the difference.

Coronavirus rates vary dramatically from one neighborhood to another,

based in part on race and income

https://www.usatoday.com/in-depth/news/nation/2020/05/02/coronavirus-impact-black-minority-white-neighborhoods-chicago-detroit/3042630001/

[DMC]

I'm shooting for 75K in NY alone by November.

[Splits]

Update (5 May 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 69,921
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...

[RandomGuy]

Well yeah, this assumes continued downward trajectory like Spain and Italy are on. If the US fucks this up and we haven't peaked yet, the numbers skyrocket.

Guarantee we fuck this up.

A certain amount of fatigue sets in, and Trump Death Cult pushing to re-open. Prison populations and meat-packing plants have already seeded the next wave.

[monosylab1k]

Update (5 May 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 69,921
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

Let us proceed...
Thread if your boy gets to 100K before November he’s in trouble.

[Thread]

Thread (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) if your boy gets to 100K before November he’s in trouble.

Not nessa. We'll be in a perpetual state of mourning by then, softened & morose. & if we've made masks a fashion statement this quick we'll do the same damn thing with that 100k (as long as 1/100k don't hit directly ta home).

He has to keep this Biden sexual abuse materiel alive and well, on the slow burner, so that it doesn't get settled & ended by & thru MSM. Because once it over's by MSM caveat? It's over-over.
Keep poking it, stoking those embers, banking that fire.

[RandomGuy]

Not nessa. We'll be in a perpetual state of mourning by then, softened & morose. & if we've made masks a fashion statement this quick we'll do the same damn thing with that 100k (as long as 1/100k don't hit directly ta home).

He has to keep this Biden sexual abuse materiel alive and well, on the slow burner, so that it doesn't get settled & ended by & thru MSM. Because once it over's by MSM caveat? It's over-over.
Keep poking it, stoking those embers, banking that fire.

300k by EOY is not beyond most projections. FYI.

This thing is not done. It will be one of the, if not THE, leading cause of death in the US this year.

We listened to the science and tried to warn you.

[spurraider21]

while it's been nearly a week without a single day exceeding 2,000 deaths, im starting to see the room for pessimism in some of these more recent models that i wasnt really able to wrap my head around. New York was regularly accounting for roughly half of the country's daily deaths for some time. lately they've been account for less than 20%. indicative that it's still growing elsewhere

[Splits]

while it's been nearly a week without a single day exceeding 2,000 deaths, im starting to see the room for pessimism in some of these more recent models that i wasnt really able to wrap my head around. New York was regularly accounting for roughly half of the country's daily deaths for some time. lately they've been account for less than 20%. indicative that it's still growing elsewhere

Exactly. That's why the 3-day moving average compared to Italy/Spain is so important, most of these models use them to some degree. They had a specific peak and steady decline, we've had nearly 3 weeks of bumping up to peak. It's different.

[spurraider21]

Exactly. That's why the 3-day moving average compared to Italy/Spain is so important, most of these models use them to some degree. They had a specific peak and steady decline, we've had nearly 3 weeks of bumping up to peak. It's different.
the valleys also tend to fall on weekends/mondays (which often use sunday reporting), when reporting numbers have been consistently lower here

[Splits]

The same applies to new cases as well, which is the fuel. These models aren't prescient outside of collecting, cleaning, and analyzing data, and the longer those new cases are hitting 30k/day the longer the bleed out. NY/NJ now in the same under-50% range in that category too.

[TimDunkem]

while it's been nearly a week without a single day exceeding 2,000 deaths, im starting to see the room for pessimism in some of these more recent models that i wasnt really able to wrap my head around. New York was regularly accounting for roughly half of the country's daily deaths for some time. lately they've been account for less than 20%. indicative that it's still growing elsewhere

1749 for today so far.

[Splits]

the valleys also tend to fall on weekends/mondays (which often use sunday reporting), when reporting numbers have been consistently lower here

Yeah but IT/SP had similar reporting challenges, perhaps because of the physical distance and 3 time zones it could be a bit more dramatic, but the numbers lag 24 hours and people still take weekends off over here too.

[Winehole23]

1256905753077694464

[monosylab1k]

This thread is not going to end well

:lol

[Splits]

:lol

Watcha got, mono:

1) your lol thread destruction of luva
2) this thread's destruction of Dale

[spurraider21]

Watcha got, mono:

1) your lol thread destruction of luva
2) this thread's destruction of Dale
lol by a country mile, imo

completely destroyed a poster

[BD24]

Watcha got, mono:

1) your lol thread destruction of luva
2) this thread's destruction of Dale
Lol thread for sure. Probably the goat st thread tbh

[Thread]

300k by EOY is not beyond most projections. FYI.

This thing is not done. It will be one of the, if not THE, leading cause of death in the US this year.

We listened to the science and tried to warn you.

The # won't affect the old man's fate on Election Day. Not if it's 300k, or, more. Too much time left. If this had hit 90 days out, sure, it would have an impact, not 9 months out though.

& the science/Fauci ain't no great shakes. He told the old man the #65. (We) can politicize it till the cows come home, but, we're all grasping, blindly---every single one of us. & the longer we blindly grasp the better for the old man.

[spurraider21]

over 2100 deaths reported today... with only 230 coming from NY

localities have to be extremely careful with reopening guidelines. very dangerous game

[Thread]

Watcha got, mono:

1) your lol thread destruction of luva
2) this thread's destruction of Dale

Jesus Priest, I was wrong. You act like it's the end of the fuckin' world, Splits. What the fuck is wrong with you? Act like somebody, gd it.

[TimDunkem]

A lot of early posts in this thread didn't age well, tbh.

[Thread]

over 2100 deaths reported today... with only 230 coming from NY

localities have to be extremely careful with reopening guidelines. very dangerous game

But, that ain't from reopening. There is a 14 day minimum lag, or, so we're preached to when it serves the point. They ain't been reopened for 14 days, 21. But, I'm certain you & MSM will move the shit about to fit the new narrative.

[Splits]

over 2100 deaths reported today... with only 230 coming from NY

localities have to be extremely careful with reopening guidelines. very dangerous game

PA came in with a huge number, largest ever by far.

[Splits]

But, that ain't from reopening. There is a 14 day minimum lag, or, so we're preached to when it serves the point. They ain't been reopened for 14 days, 21. But, I'm certain you & MSM will move the shit about to fit the new narrative.

deaths are 21 days behind, new infections are about 5-7

[ChumpDumper]

But, that ain't from reopening. There is a 14 day minimum lag, or, so we're preached to when it serves the point. They ain't been reopened for 14 days, 21. But, I'm certain you & MSM will move the shit about to fit the new narrative.I guessed the recent Texas spike in new cases was from increased shopping and family get togethers over Easter but since 'Murica doesn't do no fancy communist contact tracing there's no way to tell.

[Splits]

Jesus Priest, I was wrong. You act like it's the end of the fuckin' world, Splits. What the fuck is wrong with you? Act like somebody, gd it.

Putting you down the longest path to the tree of woe...

[spurraider21]

But, that ain't from reopening. There is a 14 day minimum lag, or, so we're preached to when it serves the point. They ain't been reopened for 14 days, 21. But, I'm certain you & MSM will move the shit about to fit the new narrative.
i know it aint from reopening. that's why it's so concerning. numbers are going up seemingly everywhere but NY and we're still "playing it safe" for the most part. reopening could just be a reopening of floodgates

your posts like this brushing off what is clearly a serious issue is exactly why you deserve these daily shit sandwiches, honestly

[TimDunkem]

PA came in with a huge number, largest ever by far.

And some of the highest numbers aren't coming from just Philly.

[TimDunkem]

i know it aint from reopening. that's why it's so concerning. numbers are going up seemingly everywhere but NY and we're still "playing it safe" for the most part. reopening could just be a reopening of floodgates

Exactly. Not sure what his point was.

[Thread]

deaths are 21 days behind, new infections are about 5-7

Today. Tomorrow those standards will change and the day after that and the day after that. It's a paper chase fueled by politics.

You can't beat him that-a-day, daddy. And you're gonna find that out, the hard way.

[ChumpDumper]

Today. Tomorrow those standards will change and the day after that and the day after thatthose haven't changed.

[Thread]

Exactly. Not sure what his point was.

The point was 21 cited reopening. Don't be purposely obtuse the both of ya's.

[ChumpDumper]

i know it aint from reopening. that's why it's so concerning. numbers are going up seemingly everywhere but NY and we're still "playing it safe" for the most part. reopening could just be a reopening of floodgates1257726366642028545

[Thread]

i know it aint from reopening. that's why it's so concerning. numbers are going up seemingly everywhere but NY and we're still "playing it safe" for the most part. reopening could just be a reopening of floodgates

your posts like this brushing off what is clearly a serious issue is exactly why you deserve these daily shit sandwiches, honestly

& the only reason you ain't is because the old man left her dead in the ground.

[Thread]

1257726366642028545

We're opening here in AZ..

[Splits]

We're opening here in AZ..

Marked

https://i.imgur.com/09VWEfW.png

[Thread]

Marked

https://i.imgur.com/09VWEfW.png

Lucky you.

[ChumpDumper]

We're opening here in AZ..We're opening here in Texas. So what?

[clambake]

We're opening here in AZ..

Get out there, dale

[spurraider21]

The point was 21 cited reopening. Don't be purposely obtuse the both of ya's.
and you missed my point twice

numbers are troubling enough before reopening. can only get worse

[Splits]

Get out there, dale

Golden Corral buffet overflowing, waiting for visitors.

[Thread]

Get out there, dale

I'm goin'. Goin' up to Albertson's, then on to the Goodwill.

[clambake]

I'm goin'. Goin' up to Albertson's, then on to the Goodwill.

That’s all?

[Splits]

Update (6 May 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 72,271
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

1 Trump plague = 6 Obama flus

Let us proceed...

[monosylab1k]

Update (6 May 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 72,271
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

1 Trump plague = 6 Obama flus

Let us proceed... Thread time for your morning shit sandwich.

[boutons_deux]

C19 now spreading to rural areas

https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0?ui=2&ik=c5ffe9fe07&attid=0.1&permmsgid=msg-a:r-7093021287220003520&th=171e9fac64f76fb2&view=fimg&sz=s0-l75-ft&attbid=ANGjdJ9VAIMVtBZcb_gSqyNFZvusbNv3JUYg2zcWItD Yinub7ZmJSUxm9NuD25kENuzBZI2sJp4YQR3WEzNcyCb9UjFcC erwno00bMyzjKo7XnnXsLga3woDKOY8Mq0&disp=emb&realattid=ii_k9vbpudj0

[boutons_deux]

Trash/Kushner disband pandemic task force, give themselves 10/10, gameover, we beat the pandemic

And where is all the PPE that Kushner stole from the states? He gave it to BigCompanies for free then to be sold at 5x usual price?

[Thread]

Thread (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) time for your morning shit sandwich.

I never thought you'd be getting a room with Splits, Mono. Look at ya.

[RandomGuy]

The # won't affect the old man's fate on Election Day. Not if it's 300k, or, more. Too much time left. If this had hit 90 days out, sure, it would have an impact, not 9 months out though.

& the science/Fauci ain't no great shakes. He told the old man the #65. (We) can politicize it till the cows come home, but, we're all grasping, blindly---every single one of us. & the longer we blindly grasp the better for the old man.

He is pushing for everything to get back to normal. The rush to re-open will cause a wave of infection. He is talking of disbanding the coronavirus task force. Maybe he will go back to calling it a Democratic hoax again.

The longer he flails the worse it will be.

Keep making excuses. How does it feel to be an apologist for negligent homicide?


Negligent Homicide Law is the killing of another person through gross negligence or without malice.

[Thread]

He is pushing for everything to get back to normal. The rush to re-open will cause a wave of infection. He is talking of disbanding the coronavirus task force. Maybe he will go back to calling it a Democratic hoax again.

The longer he flails the worse it will be.

Keep making excuses. How does it feel to be an apologist for negligent homicide?

He's only teasing that to get your goat + CNN's.

& I'm fine, so is the base. Daddy, sweetheart,,,you couldn't drag us away.

[baseline bum]

Update (6 May 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 73,633
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

[baseline bum]

So no more 74,000 dead by August?

[baseline bum]

We're opening here in AZ..

Texas too. Me and you are on a race to the mass graves.

[spurraider21]

So no more 74,000 dead by August?
we'll reach 74k by today, but you never know maybe 0 deaths between tomorrow and august

[Splits]

we'll reach 74k by today, but you never know maybe 0 deaths between tomorrow and august

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CUBIC FIT!

:lmao

[Splits]

The funniest part about the entire cubic fit scandal, other than he literally works for the White House, is the author is none other than:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51v84ZSLF-L._SX332_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

and that was so long ago that in today's dollars it would be like 55,000

[ChumpDumper]

The funniest part about the entire cubic fit scandal, other than he literally works for the White House, is the author is none other than:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51v84ZSLF-L._SX332_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

and that was so long ago that in today's dollars it would be like 55,000:lol profiting from a 36,000 Dow?

Have money in the Dow stocks before it gets to 36,000.

[Splits]

On Saturday The Washington Post reported (https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/34-days-of-pandemic-inside-trumps-desperate-attempts-to-reopen-america/2020/05/02/e99911f4-8b54-11ea-9dfd-990f9dcc71fc_story.html) that in late March Trump was unhappy with epidemiological models suggesting a death toll over 100,000 — which, by the way, now seems highly likely. So the White House created its own team led by Kevin Hassett, whom The Post describes as “a former chairman of Trump’s Council of Economic Advisers with no background in infectious diseases.” And this team produced an analysis Trump aides interpreted as implying a much lower death toll.

What The Post didn’t say was that aside from not having any background in epidemiology, Hassett has an, um, interesting record as an economist.


He first attracted widespread attention as co-author of a 1999 book claiming that stocks were greatly undervalued, and that the Dow should be 36,000 (which would be around 55,000 today, adjusting for inflation). It quickly became clear that there were major conceptual errors (https://web.mit.edu/krugman/www/dow36K.html) in that book; but Hassett never admitted error.


In the mid-2000s Hassett denied (https://www.nytimes.com/2004/07/25/weekinreview/the-nation-the-perils-of-predicting-financial-bubbles.html) that there was a housing bubble, suggesting that only liberals believed that there was.


In 2010 Hassett was part of a group of conservative economists and pundits who warned in an open letter that the Federal Reserve’s efforts to rescue the economy would lead to currency debasement and inflation (https://economics21.org/html/open-letter-ben-bernanke-287.html). Four years later Bloomberg News tried to reach (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2014-10-02/fed-critics-say-10-letter-warning-inflation-still-right?sref=qzusa8bC) signatories to ask why that inflation never materialized; not one was willing to admit having been wrong.


Finally, Hassett promised that the 2017 Trump tax cut would lead to a big boost in business investment; it didn’t (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-03-06/trump-s-big-tax-cuts-did-little-to-boost-economic-growth?sref=qzusa8bC), but he insisted that it did (https://www.wsj.com/articles/tax-reform-has-delivered-for-workers-11577045463).


You might think that an economist would pay some professional penalty for this kind of track record — not simply one of making bad predictions, which everyone does, but of both being wrong at every important juncture and refusing to admit or learn from mistakes.



But no: Hassett remains, as I said, a pillar of the modern conservative establishment, and Trump called on him to second-guess experts in epidemiology, a field in which he has no background.


And Hassett isn’t even uniquely bad. Unlike, say, Stephen Moore, who Trump tried to put on the Federal Reserve Board, he does not, as far as I know, have a history of simply getting basic numbers (https://archives.cjr.org/united_states_project/stephen_moore_heritage_foundation_paul_krugman_kan sas_city_star.php) and facts (https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2015/02/obamacare-hater-cant-find-single-true-fact.html) wrong.


The moral of this story, I’d argue, is that observers trying to understand America’s lethally bad response to the coronavirus focus too much on Trump’s personal flaws, and not enough on the character of the party he leads.


Yes, Trump’s insecurity leads him to reject expertise, listen only to people who tell him what makes him feel good and refuse to acknowledge error. But disdain for experts, preference for incompetent loyalists and failure to learn from experience are standard operating procedure for the whole modern G.O.P.


Trump’s narcissism and solipsism are especially blatant, even flamboyant. But he isn’t an outlier; he’s more a culmination of the American right’s long-term trend toward intellectual degradation. And that degradation, more than Trump’s character, is what is leading to vast numbers of unnecessary deaths.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/04/opinion/trump-coronavirus.html?smid=tw-nytopinion&smtyp=cur

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This administration is garbage. LMAO THE FUCKING DOW 36000 GUY!!!!!

What's next, Jared from SubWay?

[clambake]

good lord

[Splits]

holy shit the blonde press chick just quoted per-capita death rate lower than Italy and Spain as the conclusive win for USA....

wait for it......

[spurraider21]

What's next, Jared from SubWay?
he'd be the most qualified Jared involved tbh

[ChumpDumper]

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/04/opinion/trump-coronavirus.html?smid=tw-nytopinion&smtyp=cur

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This administration is garbage. LMAO THE FUCKING DOW 36000 GUY!!!!!

What's next, Jared from SubWay?Dude, you guys are missing the big picture.

What happens when the cubic fit model goes negative?

People start coming back to life.

Glass half empty? Walking dead.

Glass half full? Rapture.

Turns out dying isn't as big a deal as you negative Nellies were whining about.

[TimDunkem]

Dude, you guys are missing the big picture.

What happens when the cubic fit model goes negative?

People start coming back to life.

Glass half empty? Walking dead.

Glass half full? Rapture.

Turns out dying isn't as big a deal as you negative Nellies were whining about.

I thought this was Chris for a second. :lol

[spurraider21]

NY now showing over 750 deaths today... for most of the day worldometer had them around 230. its unusual for NY to get mid/late day update on worldometer. they usually do a good job of sourcing when they make adjustments.

[Thread]

NY now showing over 750 deaths today... for most of the day worldometer had them around 230. its unusual for NY to get mid/late day update on worldometer. they usually do a good job of sourcing when they make adjustments.

Right on schedule. The brothers Cuomo will have a field day. Race baiting fucks the both of 'em.

[clambake]

Right on schedule. The brothers Cuomo will have a field day. Race baiting fucks the both of 'em.

Every klan member is in your cult, dale

That’s it and that’s all

[clambake]

Right on schedule. The brothers Cuomo will have a field day. Race baiting fucks the both of 'em.

Every klan member is in your cult, dale

That’s it and that’s all

[Splits]

Update (7 May 2020):::

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 74,799
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

1 Trump plague = 6 Obama flus

Let us proceed...

[Splits]

NY now showing over 750 deaths today... for most of the day worldometer had them around 230. its unusual for NY to get mid/late day update on worldometer. they usually do a good job of sourcing when they make adjustments.


New York reported an increase of nearly 1,000 more deaths as a result of COVID-19 Tuesday into Wednesday, a massive spike that may have more to do with how the state counts the victims than a sudden surge in fatalities.

The state listed its death toll as 20,597 late Wednesday, a jump of 952 since the day before and an increase more than four times higher than what Gov. Andrew Cuomo reported in the afternoon. It was not immediately clear why the numbers were so dramatically higher, but it may be due to the state attributing deaths to those who did not die in hospitals or were officially tested

[spurraider21]

that seems pretty high tbh. im no epidemiologist or statistician, but there does appear to be a slow/downward trend. you really think we're going to have an approximate tripling of deaths?

of course, barring large scale premature re-openings
we're looking at another day of 2k+ deaths... downward trend doesnt appear as to be as clear as i thought

[hombre]

Right on schedule. The brothers Cuomo will have a field day. Race baiting fucks the both of 'em.

You vote for the same political party as the klan and neo-nazis do.

[monosylab1k]

Thread time for your daily shit sandwich!

[baseline bum]

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 76,791
Regular Flu dead: 23+k
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

[pgardn]

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 76,791
Regular Flu dead: 23+k = 1023 good year
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

[Thread]

You vote for the same political party as the klan and neo-nazis do.

You got no room. Your party sided the klan first and your Antifa ain't no better than the nazis, or, BLM.

[Thread]

Thread (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) time for your daily shit sandwich!

Fine. Serve the fuckin' thing up. They ain't half bad after 30 of 'em.

[baseline bum]

You got no room. Your party sided the klan first and your Antifa ain't no better than the nazis, or, BLM.

You're telling me your Confederate heroes were really Democrats?

[Thread]

You're telling me your Confederate heroes were really Democrats?

I'm sayin', you're a low down Yankee liar.

[baseline bum]

I'm sayin', you're a low down Yankee liar.

Nope I got confederate traitors in my family tree sadly.

[clambake]

I wonder what your klan members think about your buttlicking duty, dale

[monosylab1k]

Splits I think ol Thread is hungry this morning.

[baseline bum]

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 77,559
Regular Flu dead: 23+k = 1023 good year
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

[monosylab1k]

Thread Let us proceed...

[Thread]

Thread (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) Let us proceed...

It's Friday, GD it! Can't you hold off of a Friday? Twixt you & Clammy I'm about to do the Dutch.

Damn ya's!

[Splits]

Trump's Corona Plague dead: 77,559
Regular Flu dead: 23+k = 1023 good year
Spanish Flu dead: 275k
Obama's H1N1 Flu dead: 12.5k

thanks for picking up the slack scrah, I traveled to Texas yesterday from Europe, won’t be able to do the daily updates until next week

[monosylab1k]

It's Friday, GD it! Can't you hold off of a Friday? Twixt you & Clammy I'm about to do the Dutch.

Damn ya's!

You’ll eat your shit sandwich and you’ll like it!

[baseline bum]

thanks for picking up the slack scrah, I traveled to Texas yesterday from Europe, won’t be able to do the daily updates until next week

The daily updates won't stop until either me or Thread is in a mass grave somewhere.

[apalisoc_9]

wow this thing hitting 100k before June :lol

Will likely hit 200k by september :cry

[spurraider21]

wow this thing hitting 100k before June :lol

Will likely hit 200k by september :cry
at this point 100k by june seems likely. would take some rapid, deceleration to avoid that. i dont know about it reaching 200k this season. while other states numbers have been growing i dont think we're going to have other New York esque situations anywhere. i know there was than internal report about us spiking up to 3000 deaths per day by June, but i havent heard much follow up on that becoming the accepted model

[baseline bum]

wow this thing hitting 100k before June :lol

Will likely hit 200k by september :cry

3000 a day by June 1st doesn't seem so crazy when it's 2000 a day now and we're only 8 days into the red state death march reopneing.

[ElNono]

topsy

[baseline bum]

topsy

Any chance you'll get me the new God of War before the inevitable cytokine storm?

[baseline bum]

Fuck just noticed the Trump's Corona Plague Death Count has passed my post count. Grim numbers. Will pass ChumpDumper's post count maybe early June. Hopefully doesn't pass Marcus Bryant's postcount before we get a vaccine tho.

[spurraider21]

Fuck just noticed the Trump's Corona Plague Death Count has passed my post count. Grim numbers. Will pass ChumpDumper (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=153)'s post count maybe early June. Hopefully doesn't pass Marcus Bryant (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5)'s postcount before we get a vaccine tho.
:lmao

[Thread]

:lmao

Oh, yeah, just fuckin' hilarious.

[cdcast]

Hey Dale, pumpkinpuss, can ya get ta croakin' already.
I need my economy back. chop chop

Signed,
Donny Boy

[Trainwreck2100]

Any chance you'll get me the new God of War before the inevitable cytokine storm?


I assume you're talking about the second wave in the fall? The cytokine storm is not as bad as you're making it out to be, while yes, some people are dying the spanish flu and Covid-19 are different viruses. The Spanish flu has a higher mortality rate and the initial people that got it should have been quarantined and dies off, but battlefield medicine allowed migration that shouldn't have happened resulting in a transfer we wouldn't have probably seen in a normal time. Covid-19's biggest strength is how it doesn't kill, as many(percentage wise) I doubt it would start tbqh. Another facet of the second wave that we won't have is people dying to opportunistic infections that overwhelmed a weak immune system, that occurred during the Spanish flu.

[spurraider21]

Oh, yeah, just fuckin' hilarious.
Good morning, Litchfield Park!!

[ElNono]

Fuck just noticed the Trump's Corona Plague Death Count has passed my post count. Grim numbers. Will pass ChumpDumper's post count maybe early June. Hopefully doesn't pass Marcus Bryant's postcount before we get a vaccine tho.

:lol

[Thread]

Good morning, Litchfield Park!!

What are you angry about? You got 80k dead, you should be well on your way to [satisfied.]

[Thread]

:lol

Oh, yeah, a real knee slapper.

[monosylab1k]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXiIb7JVcAARr0k?format=jpg&name=large

[ChumpDumper]

Fuck just noticed the Trump's Corona Plague Death Count has passed my post count. Grim numbers. Will pass ChumpDumper's post count maybe early June. Hopefully doesn't pass Marcus Bryant's postcount before we get a vaccine tho.:lol

[DMC]

What are you angry about? You got 80k dead, you should be well on your way to [satisfied.]

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