Der TrumpenFuehrer Declares "abslolute authority"

[RandomGuy]

Zeig heil, amirite?

Is this our reichstag burning moment?

[ChumpDumper]

Depends on if he follows through.

He immediately walked back today saying he would use his absolute authority to let all the governors do whatever they wanted to do anyway.

[Spurtacular]

He said what Democrats habitually aim for.

[ChumpDumper]

He said what Democrats habitually aim for.Do you approve of what he said?

Yes or no.

[Spurtacular]

Do you approve of what he said?

Yes or no.

I don't know. I'd have to know more context.

[ChumpDumper]

I don't know. I'd have to know more context.You apparently knew enough to say it's what Democrats want.

Now you're folidng. :lol

[Spurtacular]

You apparently knew enough to say it's what Democrats want.

Now you're folidng. :lol

Because it is. Their actions over the years have been quite clear on this.

[ChumpDumper]

Because it is. Their actions over the years have been quite clear on this.Like what actions?

[Spurtacular]

Like what actions?

:lol Chump clutching his pearls.

[ChumpDumper]

:lol Chump clutching his pearls.:lol derp folds and fails catchphrase usage

[ChumpHumper]

Like what actions?

Do you approve of what he said?

Probably or maybe.

[ChumpDumper]

Do you approve of what he said?

Probably or maybe.:lol derp's alt

[Reck]

Lol derp

Hey this guy killed person A.

Everyone: Wow he’s a murderer. Call the police!

Derp: oh I don’t know, I’m gonna need more context on this one.

[Thread]

Send it to the courts let the SC decide it.

[ChumpHumper]

:lol derp's alt

So, you're voting present. :tu

[Spurtacular]

Lol derp

Hey this guy killed person A.

Everyone: Wow he’s a murderer. Call the police!

Derp: oh I don’t know, I’m gonna need more context on this one.

Riveting analogy, eunuch. I'm waiting with bated breath for the next one.

[ChumpDumper]

So, you're voting present. :tuI'm voting lol derp's folding into his alt:tu

[ChumpHumper]

I'm voting lol derp's folding into his alt:tu

Too scared to answer :tu

[ChumpDumper]

Too scared to answer :tu:lmao do you have two different browsers open?

[ChumpHumper]

:lmao do you have two different browsers open?

Do you approve of what Trump said?

Probably or maybe.

[ChumpDumper]

Do you approve of what Trump said?What did he say, derp?

[ChumpHumper]

What did he say, derp?

:lol You don't know?
:lol The ignorance on display.

[Reck]

Riveting analogy, eunuch. I'm waiting with bated breath for the next one.

Quick, tell me you wanna see me dead, koriwhat jr.

[ChumpDumper]

:lol You don't know?
:lol The ignorance on display.:lol derp's alt folds

[pgardn]

Depends on if he follows through.

He immediately walked back today saying he would use his absolute authority to let all the governors do whatever they wanted to do anyway.

So he used his absolute authority to absolve himself of anything going wrong under his absolute authority.

He still is playing hide while covering his eyes.
Yes Donald, you are invisible.
Please just stand there blindly so we can keep kicking you in the crotch.

[ChumpDumper]

So he used his absolute authority to absolve himself of anything going wrong under his absolute authority.

He still is playing hide while covering his eyes.
Yes Donald, you are invisible.
Please just stand there blindly so we can keep kicking you in the crotch.:lol he's a pussy

[Thread]

:lol he's a pussy

That pussy put Hillary Clinton in a hole.

[ChumpDumper]

That pussy put Hillary Clinton in a hole.Doesn't make him any less a pussy.

[ChumpHumper]

:lol derp's alt folds

Do you approve of what Trump said?

Probably or maybe.

[Thread]

Doesn't make him any less a pussy.

Made him President.

[ChumpDumper]

Made him President.Still a pussy.

[Thread]

Still a pussy.

You're intractable tonight, Dumps.

I'm goin' to couch.

[pgardn]

Made him President.

The worst in modern history.
And to think he will be considered worse than the worst once we have 20 years to look back on this clown.
Pass the Worcestershire Sauce please.

[ChumpHumper]

You're intractable tonight, Dumps.

I'm goin' to couch.

L for you, obviously.

[RandomGuy]

He said what Democrats habitually aim for.

So you think Trump is going too far as well.

We finally agree on something.

[RandomGuy]

Made him President.

He got his fucking pee pee spanked at the last briefing.

What did Trump do to get ready in February?

[ChumpDumper]

He got his fucking pee pee spanked at the last briefing.

What did Trump do to get ready in February?:lol these women are really slapping him around.

[RandomGuy]

:lol You don't know?
:lol The ignorance on display.

:lol sock puppet.

the only thing missing is congratulating your main on being such a geenyus. :rollin

[ChumpHumper]

He got his fucking pee pee spanked at the last briefing.

What did Trump do to get ready in February?

They're grabbing him by the pee pee! Karma!

[ChumpHumper]

:lol sock puppet.

the only thing missing is congratulating your main on being such a geenyus. :rollin

Why? That pee pee thing was gold!

[pgardn]

Trump must be given credit for his relentless nature of clearing himself of all blame while claiming Ws for problems he creates by himself and and others fix.

He never gives up.
Insecurity can be a very powerful motivator.
Is someone who is relentlessly motivated to advance his own self image among others to be admired?

I say... No.

This is where hater and Trump are twin brothers.

[Spurtacular]

Quick, tell me you wanna see me dead, koriwhat jr.

Uh, kor-recked-son; you're the one who wishes a boulder fell on me.

Just one of many instances you wished death upon me.

:lol Today's eunuch.

[Spurtacular]

Trump must be given credit for his relentless nature of clearing himself of all blame while claiming Ws for problems he creates by himself and and others fix.

He never gives up.
Insecurity can be a very powerful motivator.
Is someone who is relentlessly motivated to advance his own self image among others to be admired?

I say... No.

This is where hater and Trump are twin brothers.

Do you ever fall asleep while typing out this stuff?

[pgardn]

Do you ever fall asleep while typing out this stuff?

I guess I could keep myself busier by creating multiple accounts on ST and have multiple browser windows opened to
take on those who use the phrase, "lashing out", over and over until they choke on their own vomit.

Did I answer the question?

[Spurtacular]

I guess I could keep myself busier by creating multiple accounts on ST and have multiple browser windows opened to
take on those who use the phrase, "lashing out", over and over until they choke on their own vomit.

Did I answer the question?

Directly, no.

Indirectly, still no.

:lol

[pgardn]

Directly, no.

Indirectly, still no.

:lol

Point made.

Moving along...

[Winehole23]

Depends on if he follows through.

He immediately walked back today saying he would use his absolute authority to let all the governors do whatever they wanted to do anyway.Come strong, then wuss out totally, is a Trumpian pattern.

[RandomGuy]

Come strong, then wuss out totally, is a Trumpian pattern.

Eyup. That is why he is a terrible negotiator. He folds about as fast as Derp

[monosylab1k]

Why? That pee pee thing was gold!

I just gotta say, through the years at SpursTalk I bet there was probably 50 people who tried to make a ChumpHumper alt account (myself included tbh), and the one who got it was fucking Derp? :lol

[pgardn]

So a good old mutiny by governors is a good thing during a crisis according to Trump just like in the movie, Mutiny on the Bounty.

The man cannot shut his mouth.

[RandomGuy]

So a good old mutiny by governors is a good thing during a crisis according to Trump just like in the movie, Mutiny on the Bounty.

The man cannot shut his mouth.

The babble gets worse and worse. It is so bad even fox news has to cut away to talk over him.
https://theguardiansofdemocracy.com/fox-news-abruptly-cuts-off-trump-rant-about-his-ratings-and-the-bachelor-as-death-toll-soars/

[pgardn]

I just gotta say, through the years at SpursTalk I bet there was probably 50 people who tried to make a ChumpHumper alt account (myself included tbh), and the one who got it was fucking Derp? :lol


Derpy is a serious man.
fully committed.

It’s this kind of devotion that makes ST special.
Even especially retarded.

[pgardn]

The babble gets worse and worse. It is so bad even fox news has to cut away to talk over him.
https://theguardiansofdemocracy.com/fox-news-abruptly-cuts-off-trump-rant-about-his-ratings-and-the-bachelor-as-death-toll-soars/


OAN will save the day.
As of a couple of days ago Trump has disowned Fox due to Chris Wallace.
It will take Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity pleading to get the president back.
Please inform us when the BJ takes place.

Steadfast news people fair and balanced.

[boutons_deux]

In nod to governors, Trump walks back total authority claim

President Donald Trump is no longer insisting that he has absolute authority

to decide when it’s time to reopen the economy ravaged by the coronavirus

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/nod-governors-trump-walks-back-total-authority-claim-70155594 (https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/nod-governors-trump-walks-back-total-authority-claim-70155594)

[RandomGuy]

Der Trumpenfuehrer continues to run away from his claim. Good.

[boutons_deux]

Here's the trap set by Trash by dumping ALL responsibility on the states for re-opening

if it succeeds, Trash will claim all credit for the most difficult decision of his life

if shit happens, Trash will dump all blame on the state(s)

[Thread]

Here's the trap set by Trash by dumping ALL responsibility on the states for re-opening

if it succeeds, Trash will claim all credit for the most difficult decision of his life

if shit happens, Trash will dump all blame on the state(s)

You had the old man on the ropes and wouldn't let him breath. He finally figured out (or, the children clued him more likely) to do exactly what you predict above in BOLD.

All the states had to do was shut up and do what they wanted. Nope.

He 2 pieced ya's.

[pgardn]

Boots does realize there is a point where Trump cannot win.
Not everything is his fault, this would have given ANY president hell one way or the other.
Its pretty obvious we are playing a game with the economy and spreading the virus and this game is unwinnable depending on your criteria. Trump got dealt a seriously difficult problem.

But...
1. He had already established little to zero leadership abilities based on lying
2. He does not trust expertise because he can’t control its impact on his perceived image
3. There are no hard and fast rules in health care, it’s a mess and he had NO plan with the Senate
4. He won’t shut his mouth and follow CDC guidelines (which are quite clear on how to handle national epidemics publicly
5. His message is so horribly inconsistent he has inadvertently scared the hell out of people (no help from some press on this one because they are distorting the timing to make it look worse)
6. He did not trust information early on, which is a calling card on his personality, because he can’t control information that does not suit him. At this point, he has fallen back on to accept most information from expertise and has actually listened to how the info might contain errors which expand or contract numbers.

As of today we got this:

Under the new guidelines, President Trump said governors would determine a timeline for reopening their states. “Every state is very different,” he said. “If they need to remain closed, we will allow them to do that.”


At this point, this is a good idea I believe after the absolute ruler idiocy and not trusting information. He has possibly one of the worst personality types to lead with this kind of problem. He can’t bargain and bully to appear strong alpha man. Not with a virus. His real strengths are strong arming people, not “natural” disasters.

[DMC]

Boots does realize there is a point where Trump cannot win.
Not everything is his fault, this would have given ANY president hell one way or the other.
Its pretty obvious we are playing a game with the economy and spreading the virus and this game is unwinnable depending on your criteria. Trump got dealt a seriously difficult problem.

But...
1. He had already established little to zero leadership abilities based on lying
2. He does not trust expertise because he can’t control its impact on his perceived image
3. There are no hard and fast rules in health care, it’s a mess and he had NO plan with the Senate
4. He won’t shut his mouth and follow CDC guidelines (which are quite clear on how to handle national epidemics publicly
5. His message is so horribly inconsistent he has inadvertently scared the hell out of people (no help from some press on this one because they are distorting the timing to make it look worse)
6. He did not trust information early on, which is a calling card on his personality, because he can’t control information that does not suit him. At this point, he has fallen back on to accept most information from expertise and has actually listened to how the info might contain errors which expand or contract numbers.

As of today we got this:

Under the new guidelines, President Trump said governors would determine a timeline for reopening their states. “Every state is very different,” he said. “If they need to remain closed, we will allow them to do that.”


At this point, this is a good idea I believe after the absolute ruler idiocy and not trusting information. He has possibly one of the worst personality types to lead with this kind of problem. He can’t bargain and bully to appear strong alpha man. Not with a virus. His real strengths are strong arming people, not “natural” disasters.

This is what I got from your response

[pgardn]

This is what I got from your response

You exceeded my expectations... for you.

[RandomGuy]

Derpy is a serious man.
fully committed.

It’s this kind of devotion that makes ST special.
Even especially retarded.

Question:"Is there a priority to get testing at food-processing plants all across the country?"

THE PRESIDENT: (Be sure to read EVERY word, this IS your president)

"Well, you’re asking that because of what happened — it’s a fair question, too — what happened in Denver. Because in Denver, I’ve never seen — I said, “What’s going on?” We’re looking at this graph where everything’s looking beautiful and it’s coming down and then you got this one spike. It’s — I said, “What happened to Denver?”
And many people, very quickly, and they — by the way, they were on it like, so fast, you wouldn’t believe it. They knew every aspect. They had people go and — not only testing, “Who did you see? Where were you? How many people did you meet? Were you out to dinner in somebody else’s home? Where were you?” Where did — where did this number of people come from? How did — they are totally on it.
Now, this just happened. I just saw it this morning. I’m looking at everything smooth, going down, topping out. And then you have this one spike in Denver. It’s like, where did this come from?
So we’ll be looking at that. And we don’t want cases like that happening. This was — but this — this is the kind of thing can happen. This is very complex.
This is a very brilliant enemy. You know, it’s a brilliant enemy. They develop drugs like the antibiotics. You see it. Antibiotics used to solve every problem. Now one of the biggest problems the world has is the germ has gotten so brilliant that the antibiotic can’t keep up with it. And they’re constantly trying to come up with a new — people go to a hospital and they catch — they go for a heart operation — that’s no problem, but they end up dying from — from problems. You know the problems I’m talking about. There’s a whole genius to it.
We’re fighting — not only is it hidden, but it’s very smart. Okay? It’s invisible and it’s hidden, but it’s — it’s very smart. And you see that in a case like a Denver.
But, you know, I think we’re doing well, and they’re on Denver like you wouldn’t believe. I came in this morning; it was a flurry. I said what’s going on? They said, “Denver.” I said, “What happened to Denver?” Because Denver was doing pretty well. And they’ve got that under control. But, yeah, that would be a case where you do some very big testing."

By the way, it wasn't Denver, it was South Dakota

[Winehole23]

Der Trumpenfuehrer continues to run away from his claim. Good.DJT seems to vacillate between "about to become a dictator" and "incredibly weak."

[hombre]

Question:"Is there a priority to get testing at food-processing plants all across the country?"

THE PRESIDENT: (Be sure to read EVERY word, this IS your president)

By the way, it wasn't Denver, it was South Dakota

Jesus that whole quote is insane. He's the dumb kid in science class.

[RandomGuy]

Jesus that whole quote is insane. He's the dumb kid in science class.

Dude has been spouting the dumb since he was campaigning. Look up the quote about the nuclear triad. That should have disqualified him right there.

It's almost as if the right loves stupidity.

[Spurtacular]

I just gotta say, through the years at SpursTalk I bet there was probably 50 people who tried to make a ChumpHumper alt account (myself included tbh), and the one who got it was fucking Derp? :lol

:lol If true.

[RandomGuy]

You had the old man on the ropes and wouldn't let him breath. He finally figured out (or, the children clued him more likely) to do exactly what you predict above in BOLD.

All the states had to do was shut up and do what they wanted. Nope.

He 2 pieced ya's.

Der Trumpenfuehrer is now arguing in front of SCOTUS that he has absolute authority to ignore subpeonas. The next Democratic administration will find that very useful.

[RandomGuy]

Jesus that whole quote is insane. He's the dumb kid in science class.

The shit in the conferences gets dumber.

"Do you have a mothers day message, Mr. President?"

"our military is great, we spent a lot of money on it."

WTF?

[Thread]

Der Trumpenfuehrer is now arguing in front of SCOTUS that he has absolute authority to ignore subpeonas. The next Democratic administration will find that very useful.

...I'm sure it will.

[RandomGuy]

...I'm sure it will.

No president, Democrat or Republican should have such authority.

Fascist.