Your Trump 1200 check is coming, but your bank can grab it if you owe them $

[hater]

:lmao Oragegutan

throwing peanuts to the plebes in the form of $1,200 checks

forgot to protect citizens from their own banks who can take all that $ if customer owes them anything such as overdraft fees, etc

:lmao Orangegutan


https://prospect.org/api/amp/coronavirus/banks-can-grab-stimulus-check-pay-debts/

[DMC]

Broke ass :lol

Missed your payment then started Googling it... :lol

[Chris]

Banks legally allowed to claim unpaid debt.

Definitely thread worthy and definitely Trump's fault.

[hater]

:lmao promised $1,200 cash to americans

:lmao the cash end up in banks hands :lmao

:lolrangegut:loln

Congress did not exempt CARES Act payments from private debt collection, and the Treasury Department has been reluctant to exempt them through its rulemaking authority. This means that individuals could see their payments transferred from their hands into the hands of their creditors, potentially leaving them with nothing.

[hater]

:lmao putting his own signature on the checks that will basically pay the banks :lmao

:lolr:lolngegut:loln

[hater]

Broke ass :lol

Missed your payment then started Googling it... :lol

i dont qualify for oragegutans checks tbqh

dont hate da playa hate da game nig

[ducks]

Got mine today but base said it be months
He wrong again

[picnroll]

Got mine today but base said it be months
He wrong again

Government handouts good eh.

[Chris]

Government handouts good eh.

No...:lol This is bad, really bad.

Ask Venezuelans what they think about government handouts.

[TheGreatYacht]

Mine got deposited yesterday into my bank account. I don't like Trump but I'll still take the $$$

[Thread]

Government handouts good eh.

eh

[Splits]

Got mine today but base said it be months
He wrong again

lol you qualified? u must do really shitty job fixing computer

[picnroll]

No...:lol This is bad, really bad.

Ask Venezuelans what they think about government handouts.
Why post to me, post to the great libertarian ducks. :rollin

[Chris]

Why post to me, post to the great libertarian ducks. :rollin

ducks rarely replies to anything

[baseline bum]

:lmao putting his own signature on the checks that will basically pay the banks :lmao

:lolr:lolngegut:loln

Still need to stamp his signature on our 26,000 body bags so far too.

[hater]

Still need to stamp his signature on our 26,000 body bags so far too.

:wow

[Splits]

Still need to stamp his signature on our 26,000 body bags so far too.

28,000

[Blake]

No...:lol This is bad, really bad.

Ask Venezuelans what they think about government handouts.

So you gave yours back then

[Blake]

Banks legally allowed to claim unpaid debt.

Definitely thread worthy and definitely Trump's fault.

He signed the checks on the memo line

[baseline bum]

28,000

My mistake, I was using the number from this morning.

[Chris]

He signed the checks on the memo line

^low iq post

[CosmicCowboy]

:lol Hater pissed because he was overdraft and the bank snagged his free money. Lifes a bitch :lol

[ducks]

This is the first thing the gov has ever given me

I had to pay federal this year in taxes also

[ducks]

He signed the checks on the memo line

Nope memo line nancy name someone said not trumps

[CosmicCowboy]

28,000

So you guys think all the deaths are Trumps fault? Seems pretty over simplistic.

[ducks]

90 percent off the dead I bet would have died this year or been worse then a vegetable and not able to feed themselves or even put underwear on

[CosmicCowboy]

Allegedly the PPP program ran out of money today. Thanks Nancy.

[hater]

do the 28 thousand dead bodies get Oragegutans check tbqh?

[CosmicCowboy]

do the 28 thousand dead bodies get Oragegutans check tbqh?

Interesting question. Probably so if they are in the system.

[TSA]

Allegedly the PPP program ran out of money today. Thanks Nancy.

Interesting theory being floated around

https://mobile.twitter.com/PlaysTrumpCard/status/1250551059975753728

https://fas.org/sgp/crs/natsec/98-505.pdf

[Thread]

Interesting theory being floated around

https://mobile.twitter.com/PlaysTrumpCard/status/1250551059975753728

https://fas.org/sgp/crs/natsec/98-505.pdf

He just trying to get their goat.

[Chris]

:lol Hater pissed because he was overdraft and the bank snagged his free money. Lifes a bitch :lol

called that shit

[Blake]

Nope memo line nancy name someone said not trumps

Where did Trump sign it then?

[Blake]

Allegedly the PPP program ran out of money today. Thanks Nancy.

Jeez that was quick.

Thanks Donald

[Blake]

90 percent off the dead I bet would have died this year or been worse then a vegetable and not able to feed themselves or even put underwear on

10% death ok for ducks

[Spurtacular]

Banks legally allowed to claim unpaid debt.

Definitely thread worthy and definitely Trump's fault.

Claim and take are two different things.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao Oragegutan

throwing peanuts to the plebes in the form of $1,200 checks

forgot to protect citizens from their own banks who can take all that $ if customer owes them anything such as overdraft fees, etc

:lmao Orangegutan


https://prospect.org/api/amp/coronavirus/banks-can-grab-stimulus-check-pay-debts/

:lol "Forgot"

Chumpettes gonna claim victory, but this would've happened with anybody not named Bernie.
They can't pretend Creepy Joe wouldn't serve his corporate masters.

[Nbadan]

The $1200 is a loan against future tax returns....lol America!

[CosmicCowboy]

The $1200 is a loan against future tax returns....lol America!

No its not.

[hater]

:lol Hater pissed because he was overdraft and the bank snagged his free money. Lifes a bitch :lol

didnt qualify tbqh

cant complain about quarantine as im fully employed and all my properties still getting rent tbqh

so far so good. doing my part to help others and figure out how to get back to some normalcy :tu

[hater]

called it

cnn

Millions of people received their stimulus payments from the federal government this week, but some are at risk of immediately losing the money if they owe credit card, medical, or private student loan debts.

A loophole in the law could mean some of those who are most in need of the emergency aid don't get the money. About 33% of people in the United States have debt in collections and could be impacted, according to the National Consumer Law Center.

To avoid having the stimulus payment garnished by a debt collector, monitor your bank account closely and take out the money as quickly as possible, suggests Lauren Saunders, associate director at the National Consumer Law Center.
She said many Americans may not know their bank account is at risk of seizure because they have not been served properly in a collection lawsuit.

[boutons_deux]

So you guys think all the deaths are Trumps fault? Seems pretty over simplistic.

who said that?

Trash's self-serving incompetence, and his dickless compliant mafiya, prevented containment, which could have prevented the national shutdown, and perhaps the majority, not all, but the large majority of the infections.

[FrostKing]

https://i.ibb.co/Df1JwcR/Screenshot-2020-04-16-05-58-41-1.png

[hater]

https://i.ibb.co/Df1JwcR/Screenshot-2020-04-16-05-58-41-1.png

:lol

[DMC]

:lol Hater pissed because he was overdraft and the bank snagged his free money. Lifes a bitch :lol

I guess selling Youtube hits hasn't panned out.

[Winehole23]

So you guys think all the deaths are Trumps fault? Seems pretty over simplistic.South Korea diagnosed their first case the same day we did. They have had 10,500 cases and 225 deaths; we have had 614,000 cases and 30,000 deaths.

What do you think accounts for the difference?

[baseline bum]

So you guys think all the deaths are Trumps fault? Seems pretty over simplistic.

Oh but the small business program being out of money is all Nancy's fault.

[CosmicCowboy]

Oh but the small business program being out of money is all Nancy's fault.

Well, yeah. Senate sent her a clean bill to fund the PPP and she refused to pass it.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-15/virus-rescue-fund-depleted-leaving-small-u-s-firms-shut-out

[DMC]

South Korea diagnosed their first case the same day we did. They have had 10,500 cases and 225 deaths; we have had 614,000 cases and 30,000 deaths.

What do you think accounts for the difference?

Reporting, heavy on one, light on the other. The virus doesn't distinguish and SK isn't a social distancing friendly place.

[ducks]

Over 4K deaths are I bursting Homes
How many nursing homes in South Korea ?
How many people went to beaches Even when closed to spread it around

[Winehole23]

Reporting, heavy on one, light on the other. The virus doesn't distinguish and SK isn't a social distancing friendly place.We weren't prepared and our political leadership didn't prioritize testing and PPE once COVID-19 reached our shores.

That containment wasn't even tried is a public service failure of the first rank: it's not exaggerating to lay 10s of 1000s of excess deaths on that failure. South Korea is the yardstick.

If the buck doesn't stop at the President's desk for national scale threats, get him the fuck out.

[hater]

Over 4K deaths are I bursting Homes
How many nursing homes in South Korea ?
How many people went to beaches Even when closed to spread it around

:lmao “how many nursing homes in SK?” :lmao

you wouldnt even be able yo point SK on a map :lol

[pgardn]

I guess selling Youtube hits hasn't panned out.

Lets make another DMC list.

If you received a $ 1200 check, please raise your hand so we upper crust types can make fun of your poor, wretched, lazy ass.

[hater]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Orangegutan and his buddies think americans can live 10 weeks with the $1,200 peanuts :lmao

https://twitter.com/gmaverickctzn/status/1250810643160027136?s=21

[picnroll]

Trump may have delayed stimulus money for several days so that he could put his name on the checks. 6 struggling Americans told us what that extra time could mean for them.

https://www.businessinsider.com/for-struggling-americans-stimulus-checks-cant-come-soon-enough-2020-4

[The Gemini Method]

South Korea benefited from mobilizing testing checkpoints and may have had an advantage of having a homogeneous population. Also, South Korea provinces seem to not have the same autonomy afforded to them that the states here do, perhaps.

[CosmicCowboy]

South Korea benefited from mobilizing testing checkpoints and may have had an advantage of having a homogeneous population. Also, South Korea provinces seem to not have the same autonomy afforded to them that the states here do, perhaps.

Also, South Korea had already been through a SARS pandemic so already had their playbook ready to go. In our hubris we thought this shit would never happen to us.

[Winehole23]

South Korea benefited from mobilizing testing checkpoints and may have had an advantage of having a homogeneous population. Also, South Korea provinces seem to not have the same autonomy afforded to them that the states here do, perhaps.That's a smokescreen.

Explain how the states and a "non-homogenous" population have prevented a robust federal response in the US.

[baseline bum]

Also, South Korea had already been through a SARS pandemic so already had their playbook ready to go. In our hubris we thought this shit would never happen to us.

We had a playbook too. Trump didn't pay any attention to it.

[ChumpDumper]

That's a smokescreen.

Explain how the states and a "non-homogenous" population have prevented a robust federal response in the US.You know...black people and latinos...because reasons.

[baseline bum]

28,000

Damn now 34,000

[CosmicCowboy]

We had a playbook too. Trump didn't pay any attention to it.

Meh...swine flu used up all the protective gear and was never replaced. Can't use what you don't have.

[Thread]

Meh...swine flu used up all the protective gear and was never replaced. Can't use what you don't have.

CC

blasting our beautiful bum!!!

[Splits]

Damn now 34,000

Yeah, they added all the bodies dumped on street corners and rotting in apartments into the count. Previous count was only of those hospitalized or in nursing homes, CDC changed the reporting requirements.

[baseline bum]

Meh...swine flu used up all the protective gear and was never replaced. Can't use what you don't have.

The playbook was to buy more and Trump just sat on his ass.

[Winehole23]

Meh...swine flu used up all the protective gear and was never replaced. Can't use what you don't have.Trump had three years (two years with a Republican Congress) to replenish the national stockpile, did someone prevent him from doing that?

If not, why doesn't the buck stop at DJT's desk?

[baseline bum]

Trump had three years (two years with a Republican Congress) to replenish the national stockpile, did someone prevent him from doing that?

If not, why doesn't the buck stop at DJT's desk?

Only Democrats ever get blamed by name. When Republicans fuck up it's always bothsides.

[Thread]

[/b]Trump had three years (two years with a Republican Congress) to replenish the national stockpile, did someone prevent him from doing that?[/b]

If not, why doesn't the buck stop at DJT's desk?

That's the old Winester I know. You got Tom Barkley's balls back, eh? Bully for you, Winester.

[ChumpDumper]

The playbook was to buy more and Trump just sat on his ass.NO ONE COULD HAVE KNOWN THIS THING THAT WAS SPELLED OUT TO US WITH FLOWCHARTS AND COLORFUL GRAPHS THREE YEARS AGO

[clambake]

Cowboy joins the butthole licking crew

You can report to dale

[ducks]

Damn now 34,000

Dude un say 7200 die daily in USA before this virus
Take a fucking chill pill

[baseline bum]

Dude un say 7200 die daily in USA before this virus
Take a fucking chill pill

34,000 dead with many more coming no big deal

[Blake]

Dude un say 7200 die daily in USA before this virus
Take a fucking chill pill

Godzilla.jpg

[Splits]

34,000 dead with many more coming no big deal

800-2500 dead per day for the next 4 weeks

[Thread]

800-2500 dead per day for the next 4 weeks

Grim business, Tommy.

[Splits]

Grim business, Tommy.

I'll consider that a "marked"

[Winehole23]

800-2500 dead per day for the next 4 weeksTrump crew says NO BIG DEAL

[Thread]

I'll consider that a "marked"

Why? I'm standing down, been standing down. The numbers are appalling. i.e., "Grim business."

[hater]

800-2500 dead per day for the next 4 weeks

if Orangegutan boot licker governors open up for summer season it will be much more than that

not to mention wave #2 once philipines and latin america catch up and wave #3 once africa catches up

the 200k dead was a lowball figure from Facci

if we are lucky well stop at around 200k

[Splits]

Why? I'm standing down, been standing down. The numbers are appalling. i.e., "Grim business."

Then you should own your Count of Corona shit instead of forcing me to bounce your ball.

[Splits]

if Orangegutan boot licker governors open up for summer season it will be much more than that

not to mention wave #2 once philipines and latin america catch up and wave #3 once africa catches up

the 200k dead was a lowball figure from Facci

if we are lucky well stop at around 200k

that's just my 4 week call, nig. will be making other wave calls once my models settle down.

[Thread]

Then you should own your Count of Corona shit instead of forcing me to bounce your ball.

Christ, you're a taskmaster.

[DMC]

We weren't prepared and our political leadership didn't prioritize testing and PPE once COVID-19 reached our shores.

That containment wasn't even tried is a public service failure of the first rank: it's not exaggerating to lay 10s of 1000s of excess deaths on that failure. South Korea is the yardstick.

If the buck doesn't stop at the President's desk for national scale threats, get him the fuck out.

So that's the narrative and answer you wanted, but not the one you got.

[ChumpDumper]

So that's the narrative and answer you wanted, but not the one you got.Is this the thing you were working on?

If so, :lol.

[Winehole23]

So that's the narrative and answer you wanted, but not the one you got.Fortune cookie reply.

[DMC]

Fortune cookie reply.

You're watching the chance to upend this administration slip through your fingers and you fear another 4 years of Trump, so you're going to push a narrative that suits your agenda but you're either preaching to a choir here or to deaf ears, because those here aren't budging.

[Winehole23]

You're watching the chance to upend this administration slip through your fingers and you fear another 4 years of Trump, so you're going to push a narrative that suits your agenda but you're either preaching to a choir here or to deaf ears, because those here aren't budging.Free psychologizing and prognostication is worth the price of admission. Maybe less.

[DMC]

Free psychologizing and prognostication is worth the price of admission. Maybe less.

You asked a question then instead of considering the response, you answered your own question with the only thing you were going to accept.

No prognostication needed to get the bulge on a tub like you.

[Winehole23]

You asked a question then instead of considering the response, you answered your own question with the only thing you were going to accept.

No prognostication needed to get the bulge on a tub like you.More turgid, self-stroking prose. It's what we've come to expect

The inanity of your riposte is exceeded only by the pretension of your serial apposition to the same.

[Blake]

You're watching the chance to upend this administration slip through your fingers and you fear another 4 years of Trump, so you're going to push a narrative that suits your agenda but you're either preaching to a choir here or to deaf ears, because those here aren't budging.

What a wonderful narrative. DMC doesn't disappoint with these.

[ezau]

Got mine yesterday. Trump is the goat, sons.

[DMC]

More turgid, self-stroking prose. It's what we've come to expect

The inanity of your riposte is exceeded only by the pretension of your serial apposition to the same.

We? You and the precious?

[DMC]

What a wonderful narrative. DMC doesn't disappoint with these.

What's with you parroting Chump's shtick so closely and being the lapdog? I say narrative, you say narrative.

That's Chumpy's shit. Get your own shit.

[Spurtacular]

No Chumpettes dying off.

[ChumpDumper]

What's with you parroting Chump's shtick so closely and being the lapdog? I say narrative, you say narrative.

That's Chumpy's shit. Get your own shit.You just parroted Dale's shtick.

[Spurtacular]

What's with you parroting Chump's shtick so closely and being the lapdog? I say narrative, you say narrative.

That's Chumpy's shit. Get your own shit.

Well, he's a cuckold. What kind of bar were you expecting him to clear? :lol

[DMC]

You just parroted Dale's shtick.

Do you two rub your genitals together as well while you're back scratching?

[ChumpDumper]

Do you two rub your genitals together as well while you're back scratching?You have sexual fantasies about men here. That's your shtick.

[DMC]

You have sexual fantasies about men here. That's your shtick.

Is that a bad thing? You seem to publicly frown on homosexuality. Does that carry over into your personal life? Are you homophobic or is it a cover?

[ChumpDumper]

Is that a bad thing?It's what you do. No need to be defensive about it.

You seem to publicly frown on homosexuality.You publicly get a lot of things wrong.

You have multiple sexual fantasies about multiple men here. That's all you.