Kim Jong Un at death's door probably

[ChumpDumper]

I don't usually watch CNN but it's there.

Missed Haraboji's birthday celebration after complications from surgery.

https://media.giphy.com/media/lZhymdRsuFDmU/giphy.gif

[baseline bum]

Couldn't happen to a bigger piece of shit. But WTF happens there if he dies?

[ChumpDumper]

Couldn't happen to a bigger piece of shit. But WTF happens there if he dies?Very good question.

[hater]

USA intelligence is constantly wrong about NK tbqh

they numerously times claimed Kim killed his sister, generals, aides, girlfriends only for them to show up again and again

[picnroll]

Couldn't happen to a bigger piece of shit. But WTF happens there if he dies?

I’m sure they can find another POS.

[ChumpDumper]

USA intelligence is constantly wrong about NK tbqh

they numerously times claimed Kim killed his sister, generals, aides, girlfriends only for them to show up again and againHe did have his brother killed in the middle of a busy airport though.

[baseline bum]

I’m sure they can find another POS.

Doesn't seem like there is any successor though. Wonder if we'd see a civil war or see the military take over.

[TSA]

https://mobile.twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/1252421887075835905

[picnroll]

Trash and Kim Jong Um can finally meet on even ground.

[Kim Jong-il]

:lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

Is 2020 turning that shit around?

[Trill Clinton]

1252420618231803909


Im going to bed

[hater]

He did have his brother killed in the middle of a busy airport though.

his brother was killed

evidence links that it was Kim Kong?

[hater]

Doesn't seem like there is any successor though. Wonder if we'd see a civil war or see the military take over.

sister

calling it now

[ChumpDumper]

his brother was killed

evidence links that it was Kim Kong?:lol it was on video

Who else would send a North Korean woman to kill some fat North Korean dude killed with a nerve agent?

[Blake]

:lmao

^:lol

[picnroll]

:lol it was on video

Who else would send a North Korean woman to kill some fat North Korean dude killed with a nerve agent?



CIA of course.

[Spurtacular]

CIA of course.

Congress like this sperm shield for CIA regardless of whether they had any involvement.

[hater]

:lol it was on video

Who else would send a North Korean woman to kill some fat North Korean dude killed with a nerve agent?

please post your conspiracy theory in detail

Im all ears

[ChumpDumper]

please post your conspiracy theory in detail

Im all earsOh, I got it wrong. It's even crazier than I made it sound.

https://www.businessinsider.com/kim-jong-nam-accidental-assassin-thought-youtube-star-2019-9

I can't believe you never heard about this.

[hater]

Oh, I got it wrong. It's even crazier than I made it sound.

https://www.businessinsider.com/kim-jong-nam-accidental-assassin-thought-youtube-star-2019-9

I can't believe you never heard about this.

and your conspiracy theory proving Kim Kong did it is.....

[ChumpDumper]

and your conspiracy theory proving Kim Kong did it is.....No one else would want this slob dead.

I'm open to hear YOUR conspiracy theory.

Who do you think killed him and why and how?

[ducks]

Trash and Kim Jong Um can finally meet on even ground.

You sir are a very wricked piece of shit

[Play Boban]

The cia did it

[ElNono]

called it

[ChumpDumper]

Or maybe not....

1252436617307947009

[slick'81]

Hes invincible ala trump

[TDMVPDPOY]

a unified korea on the border of the chickity china the chinese chicken?

[Pelicans78]

Socialized medicine failing Kim.

[Chris]

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1252443559053201408?s=19

^the real news

you're welcome ; )

[spurraider21]

he probably took hydroxychloroquine

[ChumpDumper]

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1252443559053201408?s=19

^the real news

you're welcome ; )So it's what I said?

OK, you're welcome ;)

[Chris]

So it's what I said?

OK, you're welcome ;)

death's door /= stable condition

You're welcome ; )

Careful about posting stuff from CNN.

[ChumpDumper]

death's door /= stable condition

You're welcome ; )

Careful about posting stuff from CNN."Death's door probably" was my characterization of the breaking news report. Emphasis on probably given the nature of breaking news and the DPRK.

One could be stable if one was in a coma, for example.

Careful about the assumptions you make.

:lolAN

[Chris]

"Death's door probably" was my characterization.

nCsVOO_3EUU

[ChumpDumper]

nCsVOO_3EUU?

Emphasis on probably given the nature of breaking news and the DPRK.

[Chris]

?

nCsVOO_3EUU

[ChumpDumper]

What's funny?

[Blake]

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1252443559053201408?s=19

^the real news

you're welcome ; )

OANN the real news now.

Fox News no longer the teacher's pet huh

[TheGreatYacht]

I don't usually watch CNN but it's there.

Missed Haraboji's birthday celebration after complications from surgery.

https://media.giphy.com/media/lZhymdRsuFDmU/giphy.gif

https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/lmao-gif-4.gif

Who actually believes that :lmao ?

[ChumpDumper]

https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/lmao-gif-4.gif

Who actually believes that :lmao ?You believe coronavirus is a hoax.

[RandomGuy]

I don't usually watch CNN but it's there.

Missed Haraboji's birthday celebration after complications from surgery.

https://media.giphy.com/media/lZhymdRsuFDmU/giphy.gif

Like this month couldn't get any fucking weirder? Seriously? We have to worry about this shit too? Fuck.

[RandomGuy]

Couldn't happen to a bigger piece of shit. But WTF happens there if he dies?

No clear successor. His skinny generals will have to figure that one out. Maybe draw straws? or pistols on each other?

[ChumpDumper]

Like this month couldn't get any fucking weirder? Seriously? We have to worry about this shit too? Fuck.Apparently we don't. Story now is he had a heart procedure and is recovering.

[Kim Jong-il]

The reporters who started this unverified shitstorm should all be fired.

[hater]

No one else would want this slob dead.

I'm open to hear YOUR conspiracy theory.

Who do you think killed him and why and how?

he was assassinated.

we dont know by whom

there are lots of conspiracy theories. such as yours

[Spurtacular]

Apparently we don't. Story now is he had a heart procedure and is recovering.

So, are you saying CNN was reporting fake news?

[Spurs Homer]

No clear successor. His skinny generals will have to figure that one out. Maybe draw straws? or pistols on each other?

Pretty sure Putin already has it figured out -

with Trump conveniently looking the other way...

[Spurtacular]

Pretty sure Putin already has it figured out -

with Trump conveniently looking the other way...

So, you're mad that Trump isn't going to pick North Korea's next dictator?

[DMC]

Like this month couldn't get any fucking weirder? Seriously? We have to worry about this shit too? Fuck.

You're going to have to dig that end of the world bomb shelter deeper it seems. It's amazing the shit you worry about.

[DMC]

Maybe Dennis Rodman can go back over there and suck him back into health.

[Spurtacular]

Like this month couldn't get any fucking weirder? Seriously? We have to worry about this shit too? Fuck.

Tell us about your worries on the matter.

Bonus points if you can do it without crying about Trump.

[ChumpDumper]

he was assassinated.

we dont know by whom

there are lots of conspiracy theories. such as yoursLike what?

Let's hear yours.

[ezau]

If Kim dies, his sister would most likely take over. This is the best to initiate a military takeover and it would be interesting if their top leaders have the balls to initiate one. If there's no military coup, however, CIA should take their chance by getting rid of the Kim family if the Supreme Leader dies because this will be the most vulnerable North Korea will ever be in 80 years.

[Spurs Homer]

So, you're mad that Trump isn't going to pick North Korea's next dictator?

Im not mad at it -

just pointing out that Putin gives Trump orders and Trump follows them.

Putin ordered Trump to leave Syria once Erdogan asked him to - and Trump hung up the phone - collected his payment and ordered the US troops out of Syria -

and you cheered.

[Spurtacular]

Im not mad at it -

just pointing out that Putin gives Trump orders and Trump follows them.

Putin ordered Trump to leave Syria once Erdogan asked him to - and Trump hung up the phone - collected his payment and ordered the US troops out of Syria -

and you cheered.

You do realize that Obama was basically propping up terrorists, right?

Russia may not have pure motives, but :lol at you for being mad that Trump isn't warring.

[Spurs Homer]

You do realize that Obama was basically propping up terrorists, right?

Russia may not have pure motives, but :lol at you for being mad that Trump isn't warring.

ding

[Spurtacular]

ding

Sorry, you don't get to buzzword out when I'm speaking to the crux of the matter.

[LkrFan]

https://twitter.com/unibroward4405/status/1252502923931553792?s=19

:lmao

[Thread]

If Kim dies, his sister would most likely take over. This is the best to initiate a military takeover and it would be interesting if their top leaders have the balls to initiate one. If there's no military coup, however, CIA should take their chance by getting rid of the Kim family if the Supreme Leader dies because this will be the most vulnerable North Korea will ever be in 80 years.

& she's kind of hot. Never smiles, walks around with her nose in NK air. I wish she ran a massage parlor around my area.

[Spurs Homer]

Sorry, you don't get to buzzword out when I'm speaking to the crux of the matter.


MAGATS are hilarious

[Dverde]

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1252443559053201408?s=19

^the real news

you're welcome ; )

RIP chinese Doctor

[hater]

Like what?

Let's hear yours.

I dont have a conspiracy theory regarding his assassination

you claimed Kim is the culprit. so lets hear yours....

[ChumpDumper]

I dont have a conspiracy theory regarding his assassination

lets hear yours....I posted mine.

If you don't have one, that's cool.

[hater]

I posted mine.

If you don't have one, that's cool.

you posted kim is guilty that is not a conspiracy theory

post the conspiracy theory that makes you reach that conclusion

spare no details...

[ChumpDumper]

you posted kim is guilty that is not a conspiracy theory

post the conspiracy theory that makes you reach that conclusion

spare no details...:lol you didn't read the article I posted.

I can't think of anyone else who would want him dead. Absent that, there's no reason for me to speculate about anything else. I welcome your alternatives.

I'm gonna call you still won't have one.

[hater]

:lol you didn't read the article I posted.

I can't think of anyone else who would want him dead. Absent that, there's no reason for me to speculate about anything else. I welcome your alternatives.

I'm gonna call you still won't have one.

and he folds

[ChumpDumper]

and he foldsNope. Kim wanted his brother dead. No one else has any motive. He carried it out as described in the article you didn't read. That's all.

You have no alternative theory.

I called it.

[hater]

Nope. Kim wanted his brother dead. No one else has any motive. He carried it out as described in the article you didn't read. That's all.

You have no alternative theory.

I called it.

“no one else has any motive”

thats bullshit and an unfounded claim.

thanks for playing

[ChumpDumper]

“no one else has any motive”

thats bullshit and an unfounded claim.You provided no alternatives.

Just like I called it.

Called it.

[hater]

You provided no alternatives.

Just like I called it.

Called it.

I dont need to

Im not the one claiming I know who killed him

you did

you fold

per par

[ChumpDumper]

I dont need to

Im not the one claiming I know who killed him

you didIt's my theory.

I stepped up and stated my theory.

You don't have a better one.

You don't have one at all.

Called it.:tu

[Reck]

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1252443559053201408?s=19

^the real news

you're welcome ; )

What happened to your beloved Breitbart? Dumped for another tabloid site?

[TheGreatYacht]

If Kim dies, his sister would most likely take over. This is the best to initiate a military takeover and it would be interesting if their top leaders have the balls to initiate one. If there's no military coup, however, CIA should take their chance by getting rid of the Kim family if the Supreme Leader dies because this will be the most vulnerable North Korea will ever be in 80 years.

Neocon detected here

[hater]

If Kim dies, his sister would most likely take over. This is the best to initiate a military takeover and it would be interesting if their top leaders have the balls to initiate one. If there's no military coup, however, CIA should take their chance by getting rid of the Kim family if the Supreme Leader dies because this will be the most vulnerable North Korea will ever be in 80 years.

the same thing was said when Kim Kongs dad died and left the country to a 5th grade loser fatboy (reminds me of DMC :lol)

I already called Kims sister would easily take over. she is smarter, bolder, more ruthless than Kim and speaks very fucking well

she would make Kim Kong look like Santa Claus tbqh

and no USA is not going to intervene as they have their hands full of virus, china is pissed and would not help and they would get a nuke up uncle sams ass

but we digress this thread is about Chumps conspiracy theory :lmao

[Kim Jong-il]

CNN all but proclaimed him dead, MSNBC reported he was brain dead.....this is just a colossal failure by the media. And these dipshits just gave more fuel to right wing trolls.

[hater]

this chick will make Kim Kong look like John Candy tbqh :lmao

she looks scary as fuck

https://twitter.com/shukla_sushil/status/1252466655441149955?s=21

oh and called it :tu

[SpursforSix]

Couldn't happen to a bigger piece of shit. But WTF happens there if he dies?

Idk...my hope is that they hire the dude from the Hangover movies.

[DMC]

CNN all but proclaimed him dead, MSNBC reported he was brain dead.....this is just a colossal failure by the media. And these dipshits just gave more fuel to right wing trolls.

But this coming from his father, how much objectivity can we expect from you?

[hater]

:lmao the source has since corrected their report :lmao

Kim Kong recovering well

lol chump

:lol

https://www.dailynk.com/english/source-kim-jong-un-recently-received-heart-surgery/

[hater]

USA intelligence is constantly wrong about NK tbqh

they numerously times claimed Kim killed his sister, generals, aides, girlfriends only for them to show up again and again

called it :tu

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao the source has since corrected their report :lmao

Kim Kong recovering well

lol chump

:lol
? I already posted that.

Thanks, I guess?

[pgardn]

called it :tu

YOu also called his sister as next leader ya dumb fck.
You bit.
per usual.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

:lol you didn't read the article I posted.

I can't think of anyone else who would want him dead. Absent that, there's no reason for me to speculate about anything else. I welcome your alternatives.

I'm gonna call you still won't have one.

Motive, past actions of his and his father's regime, the nationality of the assassin, and the nature of that totalitarian regime.

Hater is just being obtuse and handwaving at uncertainty. Occam's razor has a big neon sign pointing at Un.

[hater]

Motive, past actions of his and his father's regime, the nationality of the assassin, and the nature of that totalitarian regime.

Hater is just being obtuse and handwaving at uncertainty. Occam's razor has a big neon sign pointing at Un.

another conspiracy theorist at large :lol

I can think of at least 3 ppl/groups that would want to pin a murder on Kim Kong:
- USA
- S Korean warmongers
- Kims sister


keep theorizing ma nigas :lol

[RandomGuy]

You're going to have to dig that end of the world bomb shelter deeper it seems. It's amazing the shit you worry about.

Yeah, I worry about North Korea. Amazing the shit you don't worry about.

[FkLA]

USA intelligence is constantly wrong about NK tbqh

they numerously times claimed Kim killed his sister, generals, aides, girlfriends only for them to show up again and again

called it :wow

[Spurtacular]

So, are you saying CNN was reporting fake news?
ChumpDumper voting present.

[ChumpDumper]

ChumpDumper voting present.All they said at the time was gravely ill.

Sorry.

[hater]

:lmao Trump rubbing salt on the wound :lmao

hes still got it :lol

“They came out with very, very serious medical reports, nobody’s confirmed that. It was CNN. When CNN comes out with a report, I don’t place too much credence in it.”

[DMC]

Yeah, I worry about North Korea. Amazing the shit you don't worry about.

Beheadings happening just across that river left and right, and you're worried about a fat spoiled kid playing dictator of a country we have hemmed in with our own military? :lol

[DMC]

Chumpy didn't back CNN, just passed along the message. I think most here realize CNN/Fox etc aren't shining examples of fact based media.

[KobesAchilles]

Damn shame. Don’t know whose speech I was looking forward to the most. Trumps taking all the credit for his death or Biden forgetting who the hell Kim is :lol

[pgardn]

:lmao Trump rubbing salt on the wound :lmao

hes still got it :lol

“They came out with very, very serious medical reports, nobody’s confirmed that. It was CNN. When CNN comes out with a report, I don’t place too much credence in it.”

But RT news on Assad... you eat that Whataburger boy.

[SnakeBoy]

I don't usually watch CNN but

https://media.tenor.com/images/a9501330b6930b4c9de84a61d2bfe6a7/tenor.gif

[DMC]

Damn shame. Don’t know whose speech I was looking forward to the most. Trumps taking all the credit for his death or Biden forgetting who the hell Kim is :lol

Thought Kobe was getting a friend soon.

[phxspurfan]

Couldn't happen to a bigger piece of shit. But WTF happens there if he dies?

Didn't he kill is own brother? Who is left in the Un-family

http://thumbs.gfycat.com/LimpingThisBellsnake-small.gif

[ChumpDumper]

https://media.tenor.com/images/a9501330b6930b4c9de84a61d2bfe6a7/tenor.gifThey had a report about hydroxychloroquine I was interested in.

[ChumpDumper]

Chumpy didn't back CNN, just passed along the message. I think most here realize CNN/Fox etc aren't shining examples of fact based media.And the murkiness of DPRK news in general. Should've gone with my original title Kim Jong Un at death's door probably definitely maybe unlikely called it.

[DarrinS]

Is he still brain dead?

[hater]

And the murkiness of DPRK news in general. Should've gone with my original title Kim Jong Un at death's door probably definitely maybe unlikely called it.

or maybe you shoudnt have created this thread :lmao

[Xevious]

Is he still brain dead?
TDCjw0TKQ8E

[ChumpDumper]

or maybe you shoudnt have created this thread :lmaoNah, even the story it ended up being is news.

[KobesAchilles]

Thought Kobe was getting a friend soon.
Kobe gonna get a damn holiday named after him. Meanwhile Jim has a dead possum living on his head

[DMC]

Kobe gonna get a damn holiday named after him. Meanwhile Jim has a dead possum living on his head
But Jim is still alive. Kobe is probably living inside a possum.

[Spurtacular]

All they said at the time was gravely ill.

Sorry.

Death was on the table according to your OP.

Was it fake news or not?

[ChumpDumper]

Death was on the table according to your OP.

Was it fake news or not?No. It was a preliminary report that was corrected.

Are you going to make a big deal out of this and post about it all night?

Yes or no.

[hater]

No. It was a preliminary report that was corrected.



:lmao

you just described the definition of fake news :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao

you just described the definition of fake news :lmaoNope.

[Spurtacular]

No. It was a preliminary report.

So, he wasn't at death's door like the report said, but somehow that's not fake news. :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

So, he wasn't at death's door like the report said, but somehow that's not fake news. :lmaoNo, it's not.

Fake news is purposely intended to mislead. There is no evidence this was purposely intended to mislead.

Do you understand?

Yes or no.

[hater]

No, it's not.

Fake news is purposely intended to mislead. There is no evidence this was purposely intended to mislead.

Do you understand?

Yes or no.

of course it was intended to mislead

that “source” cnn quoted is the propaganda arm of the US and S Korean hawks

they are livid that Moon’s party (South Korean leader and peace advocate with North) got overwhelming win in Korean legislature.

Uncle Sam throwing a fit of rage and CNN was nothing but the mouthpiece :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

of course it was intended to mislead

that “source” cnn quoted is the propaganda arm of the US and S Korean hawks

they are livid that Moon’s party (South Korean leader and peace advocate with North) got overwhelming win in Korean legislature.

Uncle Sam throwing a fit of rahe and CNN was nothing but the mouthpiece :lmaoYou got the name of the source?

[MultiTroll]

Would Chumpy make a fitting CNN correspondent probably?

Yes or No?

[ChumpDumper]

Would Chumpy make a fitting CNN correspondent probably?

Yes or No?Not pretty enough.

[hater]

You got the name of the source?

the Daily NK quoted by CNN is not even a news organization. its a CIA financed website ran by North Korean defectors :lmao

that source

youve been had ma nig

[ducks]

If Kim dies, his sister would most likely take over. This is the best to initiate a military takeover and it would be interesting if their top leaders have the balls to initiate one. If there's no military coup, however, CIA should take their chance by getting rid of the Kim family if the Supreme Leader dies because this will be the most vulnerable North Korea will ever be in 80 years.

Maybe Hillary could run she might actually win in Korea

[ChumpDumper]

the Daily NK quoted by CNN is not even a news organization.The one that ran the correction?


its a CIA financed website ran by North Korean defectors :lmaoYour proof of this?

[ezau]

Neocon detected here

It's called imagination, son.

[hater]

The one that ran the correction?

Your proof of this?

wikipedia

Daily NK is a recipient of funding from multiple institutions and private donors, including the National Endowment for Democracy,[2] an NGO run by Carl Gershman and funded by the U.S. Congress. Daily NK's president is Lee Kwang-baek.[3]

F ounded in December 2004 by Han Ki Hong and the Network for North Korean Democracy and Human Rights,[4] Daily NK covers stories pertaining to North Korea with a focus on inside information and human rights issues.



:lol

[ChumpDumper]

wikipedia

Daily NK is a recipient of funding from multiple institutions and private donors, including the National Endowment for Democracy,[2] an NGO run by Carl Gershman and funded by the U.S. Congress. Daily NK's president is Lee Kwang-baek.[3]

F ounded in December 2004 by Han Ki Hong and the Network for North Korean Democracy and Human Rights,[4] Daily NK covers stories pertaining to North Korea with a focus on inside information and human rights issues.



:lol:lol that proved neither of your claims

[Spurs Homer]

boiled down - this fat fuck is probably near death indeed -

just common sense -

[Spurtacular]

So, he wasn't at death's door like the report said, but somehow that's not fake news. :lmao


No, it's not.

:lol

[ChumpDumper]

:lolIt wasn't written expressly to deceive buy the news organization. Sorry. Would've been a fun narrative for you....

[Spurtacular]

Fake news is purposely intended to mislead. There is no evidence this was purposely intended to mislead.

:cry CNN is above reproach :cry

:lmao Remember when FNC, CNN, MSNBC were all saying that about Comey, hater?

[Spurtacular]

It wasn't written expressly to deceive buy the news organization. Sorry. Would've been a fun narrative for you....

:lol According to CNN spokesperson David Dump.

[Spurtacular]

of course it was intended to mislead

that “source” cnn quoted is the propaganda arm of the US and S Korean hawks

they are livid that Moon’s party (South Korean leader and peace advocate with North) got overwhelming win in Korean legislature.

Uncle Sam throwing a fit of rage and CNN was nothing but the mouthpiece :lmao

Chump clutching his pearls. CNN would never!

[ChumpDumper]

:cryThere is no evidence they wrote this report with the intent to deceive. Sorry your narrative died.

[ChumpDumper]

Chump clutching his pearls. CNN would never!Sorry hater destroyed his own narrative. His intent was to mislead.

[hater]

:cry CNN is above reproach :cry

:lmao Remember when FNC, CNN, MSNBC were all saying that about Comey, hater?

:lmao I do

they repeated fake news daily for 3 years?

:lmao anyone quoting a cnn article :lol

[Spurtacular]

:lmao I do

they repeated fake news daily for 3 years?

:lmao anyone quoting a cnn article :lol

Blatant journalistic malpractice to anoint the top cop as irreproachable. :lmao

[Spurtacular]

There is no evidence they wrote this report with the intent to deceive. Sorry your narrative died.

So, the report that CNN issued was real news?

[hater]

Sorry hater destroyed his own narrative. His intent was to mislead.

creates a thread about Kim dying. Accuses others of misleading

lol chump

[ChumpDumper]

So, the report that CNN issued was real news?It was a inaccurate report that was corrected.

Do you understand?

Yes or no.


creates a thread about Kim dying. Accuses others of misleading

lol chumpI didn't say he died. You're intentionally misleading.

[hater]

It was a inaccurate report that was corrected.

Do you understand?

Yes or no.

I didn't say he died. You're intentionally misleading.

u said hes dying “deaths door”

you created a thread about Kim dying

[Spurtacular]

It was a inaccurate report

So, it wasn't real news. That would make it _____________. (Fill In The Blank)

[ChumpDumper]

u said hes dying “deaths door”

you created a thread about Kim dyingWith the caveat in the title and no intent to mislead. Corrected when new information was available.

Sorry your narrative failed.

[ChumpDumper]

So, it wasn't real news.It was real news. Just inaccurate.

[Spurtacular]

u said hes dying “deaths door”

you created a thread about Kim dying

:lmao Chump mad CNN duped him.
:lmao Scarred Chump not gonna be able to make a thread for another year or two now.

[Spurtacular]

It was real news. Just inaccurate.

:cry Inaccurate news is real news :cry

:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao Chump mad CNN duped him.Nah, they had no intention to mislead. That's your thing.

:lmao Scarred Chump not gonna be able to make a thread for another year or two now.:lmao derp can't spell

[ChumpDumper]

:cry Inaccurate news is real news :cry

:lmaoReal news reports can certainly be inaccurate. What are you arguing?

[Spurtacular]

Nah, they had no intention to mislead. That's your thing.
:lmao derp can't spell

I meant scarred, not scared.

:lmao I can see why you thought that, though!

[Spurtacular]

Real news reports can certainly be inaccurate. What are you arguing?

Why does CNN get the benefit of the doubt on intentions?

[Spurtacular]

hater They're not fake polls, they're inaccurate polls. Just so you know in the future. :lol

[ChumpDumper]

I meant scarred, not scared.

:lmao I can see why you thought that, though!:lmao "scarred"
Of course you meant that.

Interesting how DPRK media hasn't saying much about Un.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/22/north-korean-media-silent-on-kim-jong-uns-health-whereabouts/

[ChumpDumper]

Why does CNN get the benefit of the doubt on intentions?Because they corrected themselves.

You, for example, can never admit you're wrong. You'll lie more to cover it up.:lol

[Spurtacular]

Because they corrected themselves.

You, for example, can never admit you're wrong. You'll lie more to cover it up.:lol

You ever think that maybe they just needed that out there for a window of time?
You ever think that maybe they just wanted some extra ratings, money?

Corrections don't erase the course of fake news.

[Spurtacular]

"scarred"
Of course you meant that.


I just confirmed that. What's the problem here?

[ChumpDumper]

You ever think that maybe they just needed that out there for a window of time?No. Feel free to state your conspiracy theory though. You won't because you're always too scared.

You ever think that maybe they just wanted some extra ratings, money?During a pandemic? :lol no


Corrections don't erase the course of fake news.Especially when it wasn't fake news.

[ChumpDumper]

I just confirmed that. What's the problem here?:lmao I really meant it guyz!

[Spurtacular]

:lmao I really meant it guyz!

Having a breakdown won't get you w's, Blake Zero.

[ChumpDumper]

Having a breakdownFake news.

[Spurtacular]

During a pandemic? :lol no

:cry CNN cares a lot :cry

:lol David Dump


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQhX8PbNUWI

[Spurtacular]

Fake news.

What if I issue a correction?

[ChumpDumper]

:cry CNN cares a lot :cryYes. They did correct the report.


:lol David Dumpderp loves doxxing

[ChumpDumper]

What if I issue a correction?Your intent was to mislead.

[Spurtacular]

Your intent was to mislead.

You were having a breakdown.
No bad intent.
It's funny how you get to be the judge and juror (and not me) on these matters.

:lmao Psychopath process

[ChumpDumper]

You were having a breakdown.Fake news.

You're going to keep going on and on about only me.

[Spurtacular]

Fake news.

You're going to keep going on and on about only me.

There's a reason why intent is not of any matter.

People have to rely on the news to be true (not false).

Crying about intentions afterwards is for chumps.

[ChumpDumper]

People have to rely on the news to be true (not false).That's why inaccurate reports are corrected.

What is your conspiracy theory here, derp?

Step up or fold.

[Spurtacular]

That's why inaccurate reports are corrected.

What is your conspiracy theory here, derp?

Step up or fold.

Reports are corrected for a myriad of reasons.

Again, you presume that benefits aren't to be had for reporting fake news that has a limited shelf life.

[ChumpDumper]

Reports are corrected for a myriad of reasons.

Again, you presume that benefits aren't to be had for reporting fake news that has a limited shelf life.
What is your conspiracy theory here?

Explain the benefits.

[Spurtacular]

hater TheGreatYacht

Look at The Daily Least talk about a dictator apparent as a 'rising political star'. :lol

https://www.thedailybeast.com/if-kim-jong-un-dies-his-baby-sister-is-primed-to-take-over?source=articles&via=rss

[Chris]

Is he still brain dead?

probably

[baseline bum]

Hong Kong Satellite TV reporting he's dead, no confirmation from US intelligence. No idea how reliable a source they are. Reuters reporting China sent a team of doctors to evaluate the fat bastard.

https://www.newsweek.com/china-sends-doctors-north-korea-tv-report-fuels-speculation-kim-jong-un-dead-1500181

[ChumpDumper]

Hong Kong Satellite TV reporting he's dead, no confirmation from US intelligence. No idea how reliable a source they are. Reuters reporting China sent a team of doctors to evaluate the fat bastard.

https://www.newsweek.com/china-sends-doctors-north-korea-tv-report-fuels-speculation-kim-jong-un-dead-1500181He sure as shit is staying quiet.

[baseline bum]

He sure as shit is staying quiet.

Just what the world would need right now, a civil war in a nuclear state if that piece of shit dies. Definitely weird to hear nothing for two weeks.

[ChumpDumper]

Just what the world would need right now, a civil war in a nuclear state if that piece of shit dies.Hard to see its getting to that level but there could be some palace coups happening. For all we know the rona is decimating their armed forces.

[Chris]

Chump praying for a miracle :lol

[ChumpDumper]

Chump praying for a miracle :lolThe miracle being he lives, sure. I'd much rather he live at this point. The DPRK could be in an extra desperate situation right now if he's dead.

[baseline bum]

Hard to see its getting to that level but there could be some palace coups happening. For all we know the rona is decimating their armed forces.

Gotta wonder how much of the military will be loyal and how much won't take orders from a woman.

[baseline bum]

I wonder if a military coup would end up closing the death camps... or expand them.

[ChumpDumper]

Gotta wonder how much of the military will be loyal and how much won't take orders from a woman.Hard to see her not killing some rivals right off the bat to send a message.

[baseline bum]

LOL if he really is a vegetable like one Japanese source is claiming.

[hater]

The miracle being he lives, sure. I'd much rather he live at this point. The DPRK could be in an extra desperate situation right now if he's dead.

agree

I dont think there would be a civil war. that is bullshit american propagandism.

of course US would like to incite a civil war but its near impossoble in that secure state.

His sister would be the ruler and she would make Kim Kong look like Mr Edwards.

that is why I hope he doesnt die. that bitch cray :lol

[baseline bum]

agree

I dont think there would be a civil war. that is bullshit american propagandism.

of course US would like to incite a civil war but its near impossoble in that secure state.

His sister would be the ruler and she would make Kim Kong look like Mr Edwards.

that is why I hope he doesnt die. that bitch cray :lol

I guess I don't really know a whole lot about her and since she has never been mentioned as part of a line of succession it wouldn't surprise me to see someone in the military try to take her spot and claim they're the real defenders of juche.

[Reck]

Sure Hater knows what the sister is all about.

[hater]

Sure Hater knows what the sister is all about.

Ive seen her and heard her talk

trust me I know women :lol

shes fucking noodles

she reminds me of Hillary tbqh :lol

[hater]

Congrats to OP if true tbqh

you called it

Lil Kim apparently is already the head of the party and architect of the party propaganda arm. Shes a legit first ballot HOF dictator material tbqh. If she can unify the party at this moment, she will be a perenial allstar in the Dictator League tbqh

her Uncle has to be on board for her to succeed. and of course china has to approve too.

[SnakeBoy]

RIP Kim

It was nice loving you

[hater]

RIP Kim

It was nice loving you

Great leader tbqh

his people loved him

now they will feel the wrath of N Korean Hillary

[TheGreatYacht]

agree

I dont think there would be a civil war. that is bullshit american propagandism.

of course US would like to incite a civil war but its near impossoble in that secure state.

His sister would be the ruler and she would make Kim Kong look like Mr Edwards.

that is why I hope he doesnt die. that bitch cray :lol

Civil war and regime change is neocon dream come through. I read a New York Post (Zionist controlled) article pushing for CIA involvement.

[hater]

Civil war and regime change is neocon dream come through. I read a New York Post (Zionist controlled) article pushing for CIA involvement.

sure

Uncle Sam wants a war right at China Russa doorstep

China and Russia are united on that topic and will not let it happen

Also its a blessing South Korean progressives took total control of their country and do not want war at all

USA would have to concoct some serious evil plan to ignite that region tbqh

[SnakeBoy]

Joe Biden will finger that bitch into submission

[baseline bum]

RIP Kim

It was nice loving you

God damn it I thought it was confirmed seeing this post. I gotta not come to Spurstalk for news. :lol

[Reck]

Joe Biden will finger that bitch into submission

He’ll even make you respect him even more after the finger blast.

[SnakeBoy]

He’ll even make you respect him even more after the finger blast.

He likes to make them squirt

https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20100605_bidengirl_560x375.jpg

[ChumpDumper]

Trump supporters are a little too eager to sexualize little girls tbh.

[DMC]

He likes to make them squirt

https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20100605_bidengirl_560x375.jpg

You might want to rethink that tbh

[Reck]

When keeping it real goes wrong. :lol snakeboy

[SnakeBoy]

You might want to rethink that tbh

That he's a pedophile rapist?

[baseline bum]

Trump supporters are a little too eager to sexualize little girls tbh.

They'll be dating them in ten years.

[Reck]

That he's a pedophile rapist?

You seem very angry.

Pedophile?

[SnakeBoy]

They'll be dating them in ten years.

Your boy won't wait ten years

https://i1.wp.com/fellowshipoftheminds.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Joe-Biden-pedophile.jpg?resize=500%2C500&ssl=1

[ChumpDumper]

SnakeBoy thinks multiplying his sexualization of little girls is a winning tactic.

[baseline bum]

Your boy won't wait ten years

https://i1.wp.com/fellowshipoftheminds.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Joe-Biden-pedophile.jpg?resize=500%2C500&ssl=1

Your's likes to catch them dressing tho.

[Reck]

Your boy won't wait ten years

https://i1.wp.com/fellowshipoftheminds.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Joe-Biden-pedophile.jpg?resize=500%2C500&ssl=1

So Trump a pedo, too?

https://time.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ivanka-donald-trump-014.jpg?w=760&w=760

https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2016628/rs_600x600-160728110257-600.Ivanka-Trump-Donald-Trump-TBT.ms.072816.jpg?fit=inside|900:auto&output-quality=90

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/161012102650-ivanka-sits-on-trump.jpg

:lmao Snakeboi

Hip grabbing, ass grabbing and ass grinding her own daughter.

Enjoy your L, faggot.

[SnakeBoy]

So Trump a pedo, too?


He's just affectionate

[baseline bum]

So Trump a pedo, too?

...

:lmao Snakeboi

Hip grabbing, ass grabbing and ass grinding her own daughter.

Enjoy your L, faggot.

God that third pic :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

God that third pic :lmao:rollin that dude on the right sees it.

[Reck]

He's just affectionate

Do you also dry hump your daughter? And you have the balls to call someone else a pedophile. Lol

[LkrFan]

After David Dennison injected Lysol into Kim's IV:
https://twitter.com/curbjobhurts/status/1254123356720451591?s=19

:lol

[DC23]

Who cares? If Kim Jong is dead (or soon to be) it doesn't matter. Next up in line. Nothing changes.

[ChumpDumper]

Who cares? If Kim Jong is dead (or soon to be) it doesn't matter. Next up in line. Nothing changes.That's the rub. Since there's not a clear successor there could be quite a big change coming up if he dead.

[DMC]

That he's a pedophile rapist?

No, that you used the picture of a child with a sexual context.

[DMC]

Who cares? If Kim Jong is dead (or soon to be) it doesn't matter. Next up in line. Nothing changes.

Jong Un was the one who could have made changes, but any military leader who steps forward and isn't eaten alive on the spot isn't going to go away from Jong Il's mantra.

[SnakeBoy]

No, that you used the picture of a child with a sexual context.

It's a picture of a child playing with a sexual predator, it should be disturbing

[DMC]

It's a picture of a child playing with a sexual predator, it should be disturbing

Then you said "makes them squirt".

Would you want someone tying that to you?

Would you want people posting images of your child with that footnote?

Go after Biden, sure, but no reason to post images of children with sexual innuendo.

[Reck]

It's a picture of a child playing with a sexual predator, it should be disturbing

You’re extra gringey today.

Never go full autist.

[monosylab1k]

Snakeboy going full pedo humorist just to own the libs :lmao

[Will Hunting]

I usually find SnakeBoys anti-Biden trolling funny but that got pretty weird tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

you just know that if the sister takes over, part of Trump's negotiation with NK will involve sexual intercourse.

[DMC]

you just know that if the sister takes over, part of Trump's negotiation with NK will involve sexual intercourse.

Hush up Mason

[phxspurfan]

https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/25/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-un-dead-dies-heart-surgery-reports/

[Reck]

https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/25/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-un-dead-dies-heart-surgery-reports/

The down side of keeping your own people in complete fear. Imagine dying on the table because the doc had the shakes.

It came back on him.

[ElNono]

wonder if they're trying hydrogen peroxide nebulization next...

[ElNono]

EDIT: just saw that TMZ report... I thought he had covid

[Trill Clinton]

He likes to make them squirt

https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20100605_bidengirl_560x375.jpg


https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LoneShockedIndochinesetiger-small.gif

[Splits]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LoneShockedIndochinesetiger-small.gif

:lmao

[SnakeBoy]

I usually find SnakeBoys anti-Biden trolling funny but that got pretty weird tbh

They can't all be winners

I've offended the pornhub premium members :lol

[Chris]

So Trump a pedo, too?

https://time.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ivanka-donald-trump-014.jpg?w=760&w=760

https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2016628/rs_600x600-160728110257-600.Ivanka-Trump-Donald-Trump-TBT.ms.072816.jpg?fit=inside|900:auto&output-quality=90

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/161012102650-ivanka-sits-on-trump.jpg

:lmao Snakeboi

Hip grabbing, ass grabbing and ass grinding her own daughter.

Enjoy your L, faggot.

That's his daughter you sick fuck.

What does that say about you as a person?

The TDS is strong with this one, but maybe something creepier lies underneath.

God bless.

[monosylab1k]

That's his daughter you sick fuck.

What does that say about you as a person?

The TDS is strong with this one, but maybe something creepier lies underneath.

God bless.

“None of you shall approach any one of his close relatives to uncover nakedness. I am the Lord. You shall not uncover the nakedness of your father“
-Leviticus 18:6,7

[DMC]

What if you're an EMT and your dad has a heart attack or severe burns and you have to cut his clothes off? Hell bound?

[baseline bum]

https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/25/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-un-dead-dies-heart-surgery-reports/

Can you imagine waking up as Terri Schiavo from a fucking stent?

[spurraider21]

That's your daughter you sick fuck.

What does that say about you as a person?
thats what i'd say to trump tbh

[Reck]

That's his daughter you sick fuck.

What does that say about you as a person?

The TDS is strong with this one, but maybe something creepier lies underneath.

God bless.

I was ready to concede the first two pictures. Then I stumbled upon the third.

imagine my shock when there was an actual photo of Ivanka giving the old orange man a lap dance.

You're right though, it is his daughter.

[DMC]

I was ready to concede the first two pictures. Then I stumbled upon the third.

imagine my shock when there was an actual photo of Ivanka giving the old orange man a lap dance.

You're right though, it is his daughter.

Pretty sure that's not a lapdance with grandma sitting next to him. It's a situation picture where she's sitting on his knee.

Of course, the team sports narrative means the truth is useless here.


What's True
A 1996 photograph was captioned as showing a 15-year-old Ivanka Trump sitting on her father Donald Trump's lap during a concert at their Mar-a-Lago estate.

What's False
The photograph does not in itself document any 'grinding' or other inappropriate physical activity between Ivanka and her father.

Snopes

[Splits]

1254117071144837122

[Reck]

South Korea says he's alive and well.

[monosylab1k]

He likes to make them squirt

https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/20100605_bidengirl_560x375.jpg

LOL Snakeboy distancing from his own joke like it’s got COVID19

[RandomGuy]

1254117071144837122

Truth. TMZ operates in ways that are eerily parallel to intelligence agencies, albeit one that specializes in RUMINT.

[DMC]

North Korea with zero COVID cases - truly a model the ROTW needs to follow.

[MultiTroll]

1254117071144837122
TMZ still reporting a Chumpylike "probably."

[MultiTroll]

This would bring some LOLs.

Was North Korean leader Kim Jong Un injured in missile test? Former North Korean official thinks so
-Faux News

[Will Hunting]

Pretty sure that's not a lapdance with grandma sitting next to him. It's a situation picture where she's sitting on his knee.

Of course, the team sports narrative means the truth is useless here.


What's True
A 1996 photograph was captioned as showing a 15-year-old Ivanka Trump sitting on her father Donald Trump's lap during a concert at their Mar-a-Lago estate.

What's False
The photograph does not in itself document any 'grinding' or other inappropriate physical activity between Ivanka and her father.

Snopes
I agree it’s simply Ivanka sitting on her dads lap but that’s still really fucking weird. Most 15 year olds have outgrown sitting on daddy’s lap.

Did 15 year old Ivanka still go to the mall to sit on Santas lap and tell him what she wants for Christmas?

[DMC]

I agree it’s simply Ivanka sitting on her dads lap but that’s still really fucking weird. Most 15 year olds have outgrown sitting on daddy’s lap.

Did 15 year old Ivanka still go to the mall to sit on Santas lap and tell him what she wants for Christmas?

She was sitting on Santa's lap in that image.

Wealthy people are weird. Doesn't make that incest though.

Example:

https://i.redd.it/gg7r04ttkaxx.jpg

Doesn't mean anything, but anyone can infer wrongdoing based on a freeze frame in time sans context.

[Will Hunting]

She was sitting on Santa's lap in that image.

Wealthy people are weird. Doesn't make that incest though.
Yeah I’m not saying it’s incest or anything like that, I’m saying it’s a creepy level of physical contact between Trump and his 15 year old daughter. I find it creepy because some of Trumps intimacy towards her clearly stems from the fact Ivanka is attractive and not just the fact she’s his daughter — his physical interactions with her are demonstrably different than they are with any of his other kids (including his other daughter).

Same with why I think Biden’s narrative about how he’s “just friendly with everyone!” is utter bullshit, regardless of whether or not he finger blasted a staffer 30 years ago. The “friendly” neck massages and back rubs he gave during senate confirmation ceremonies were more or less always with the youngest or most attractive female family member of the senator getting sworn in.

[Will Hunting]

She was sitting on Santa's lap in that image.

Wealthy people are weird. Doesn't make that incest though.

Example:

https://i.redd.it/gg7r04ttkaxx.jpg

Doesn't mean anything, but anyone can infer wrongdoing based on a freeze frame in time sans context.
If that girl were 15 you’d have a valid comparison but she’s not even close so not sure why it’s relevant.

[hater]

yall are some sick weird motherfuckers tbqh :lol

[Splits]

If that girl were 15 you’d have a valid comparison but she’s not even close so not sure why it’s relevant.

She's older than 15, right?

Anyone seen Avante for a judgement call?

[Will Hunting]

She's older than 15, right?

Anyone seen Avante for a judgement call?
If it were Biden instead of Obama in that pic he’d probably have his hand down her pants.

[spurraider21]

Question to Donald: What do you and Ivanka has most in common?

Donald: Well I was going to say sex

[DMC]

I agree it’s simply Ivanka sitting on her dads lap but that’s still really fucking weird. Most 15 year olds have outgrown sitting on daddy’s lap.

Did 15 year old Ivanka still go to the mall to sit on Santas lap and tell him what she wants for Christmas?

What's weird about the images is how she looks at him, not the image itself.

This is what people see. Otherwise it's just a girl sitting on her dad's knee.

[DMC]

If that girl were 15 you’d have a valid comparison but she’s not even close so not sure why it’s relevant.

That girl is probably 40

[Will Hunting]

What's weird about the images is how she looks at him, not the image itself.

This is what people see. Otherwise it's just a girl sitting on her dad's knee.
The part where a 15 year old girl is still sitting on daddy’s lap is plenty weird in and of itself.

[MultiTroll]

Would Chumpy make a fitting CNN correspondent probably?

Yes or No?



Not pretty enough.
Could, would some surgeries get you up to camera level on CNN?

https://seriable.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/greta-van-susteren-cover.jpg

[ChumpDumper]

Could, would some surgeries get you up to camera level on CNN?

https://seriable.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/greta-van-susteren-cover.jpg

Unknown.

Do you want me to be pretty?

Yes or no.

[FrostKing]

https://youtu.be/uAE6Il6OTcs

[hater]

USA intelligence is constantly wrong about NK tbqh

they numerously times claimed Kim killed his sister, generals, aides, girlfriends only for them to show up again and again

called it :tu

Kim Kong was shown on Nk tv alive and well :tu

thank goodness :tu