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Millennial_Messiah
05-03-2020, 01:48 PM
Compared to almost a thousand bucks a month same time last year....

What a fucking bullshit month. Fuck Donald Dump for doing this to me. Anyone who passes ZIRP deserves to be executed. And it's not like my food and rent prices have gone down by 98% to make up for this. ZIRP (and stimulus crap) is specifically designed to fuck over smart people in order to help stupid, dumb, ignorant retards, the scum of society. Aka communism. And complete and utter hypocrisy by the Republican party.

#DumpTrump2020
DC23
05-03-2020, 03:25 PM
You made $20 on a $250k portfolio during a during in which the S&P was up 17%. No one to blame but yourself. What's the point of this thread? What do you want from us?
Millennial_Messiah
05-03-2020, 03:33 PM
You made $20 on a $250k portfolio during a during in which the S&P was up 17%. No one to blame but yourself. What's the point of this thread? What do you want from us?
I didn't do index funds. I did money market (preferred fixed income deposit).
DC23
05-03-2020, 04:48 PM
I didn't do index funds. I did money market (preferred fixed income deposit).
But what's the point of your thread? What do you want from us and why are you blaming Trump? That's what I don't understand. Why are you making this a political thread about Trump who bears no responsibility for your investment decisions and outcomes?
DMX7
05-03-2020, 07:44 PM
How did you do in March?
Chucho
05-04-2020, 12:09 AM
Translation: Andy lost $20 on scratchers and is upset his retirement plans aren't panning out.
Xevious
05-04-2020, 02:18 AM
But what's the point of your thread? What do you want from us and why are you blaming Trump? That's what I don't understand. Why are you making this a political thread about Trump who bears no responsibility for your investment decisions and outcomes?
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Millennial_Messiah
05-04-2020, 10:18 AM
How did you do in March?

+ $180 which ain't great
phxspurfan
05-04-2020, 11:33 PM
Damn u shouldn’t be buying stonks
Millennial_Messiah
05-05-2020, 08:34 AM
Damn u shouldn’t be buying stonks

I'm not. I'm buying money market which can't go under zero. Zero risk for losses.
InRareForm
05-05-2020, 08:59 AM
Nice post to indirectly tell how much $ youre investing. Cool story
monosylab1k
05-05-2020, 11:45 AM
Translation: Andy lost $20 on scratchers and is upset his retirement plans aren't panning out.

I wonder which Denton area Whataburger he works at.
Chucho
05-05-2020, 12:20 PM
I wonder which Denton area Whataburger he works at.

Probably gets laughed at since there are women there that can scrub the grill better than Andy.
Millennial_Messiah
05-05-2020, 01:23 PM
I wonder which Denton area Whataburger he works at.

i'd move to fucking malaysia before I'd ever work in food retail service, lol. I'm not in high school anymore.