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Millennial_Messiah
05-08-2020, 01:14 PM
As in, keeping some in your car/trunk. Even if it's only a "walk in the park" casual first date since everything else is closed due to the 'rona. Good idea?
monosylab1k
05-08-2020, 01:29 PM
I’m sure he’ll appreciate your thoughtfulness.
Millennial_Messiah
05-08-2020, 01:33 PM
I’m sure he’ll appreciate your thoughtfulness.

if you're referring to my dick, then nah... if you're referring to my wallet/bank account after 9 months, then yeah
monosylab1k
05-08-2020, 01:35 PM
if you're referring to my dick, then nah... if you're referring to my wallet/bank account after 9 months, then yeah

Are you a bottom or a power bottom?
Millennial_Messiah
05-08-2020, 01:37 PM
Are you a bottom or a power bottom?

Have you stopped beating your husband?
Chucho
05-08-2020, 01:37 PM
Are you a bottom or a power bottom?

His motto is "come one, come all".


That weirdo couldn't get to third base with a bowling ball.
SpursforSix
05-08-2020, 01:39 PM
Are you a bottom or a power bottom?

I'm not sure the exact terminology but if there's a "giggle bottom", that's what he probably is.
monosylab1k
05-08-2020, 01:39 PM
Have you stopped beating your husband?

Are you into bears or twinks?
SpursforSix
05-08-2020, 01:40 PM
As in, keeping some in your car/trunk. Even if it's only a "walk in the park" casual first date since everything else is closed due to the 'rona. Good idea?

If it's with your mom, then condoms are a necessity.
Chucho
05-08-2020, 01:44 PM
If it's with your mom, then condoms are a necessity.

https://movie-fanatic-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--LC6KoLUx--/f_auto,q_auto/v1408553550/naked-gun-full-body-condom
ChumpDumper
05-08-2020, 01:47 PM
As in, keeping some in your car/trunk. Even if it's only a "walk in the park" casual first date since everything else is closed due to the 'rona. Good idea?The trunk?

You've never been on a date before.
Reck
05-08-2020, 01:48 PM
I’m sure he’ll appreciate your thoughtfulness.


Are you a bottom or a power bottom?


His motto is "come one, come all".


That weirdo couldn't get to third base with a bowling ball.

:lmao

Congrats on out derping derp, OP.
Chucho
05-08-2020, 01:54 PM
The trunk?

You've never been on a date before.

He obviously doesn't have a wallet, either. LOL considering how obsessed he is with convincing this board that he isn't some insignificant schmuck with shit takes on everything.
Millennial_Messiah
05-08-2020, 02:03 PM
I'm not sure the exact terminology but if there's a "giggle bottom", that's what he probably is.
is that when boutons_deux sticks his soviet pencil dick in your ass and you burst into laughter?
Trill Clinton
05-08-2020, 02:39 PM
https://i.imgur.com/JoSfdPcl.jpg

As in, keeping some in your car/trunk. Even if it's only a "walk in the park" casual first date since everything else is closed due to the 'rona. Good idea?
Millennial_Messiah
05-08-2020, 02:57 PM
^ that's retarded tbh
Xevious
05-08-2020, 03:10 PM
How's your big 'ol wife doing?
Chad.
05-08-2020, 03:16 PM
It's up to you how far you want to take it, OP. You're in charge of having the logistics/plan to bring her back to her place, she's not going to magically do it for you. If you plan to take her home then yes, have them ready. She can decide to reject your advances, but she's not the one who'll be making the first moves