I want to eat some azz

[playblair]

ever since my wife left i have been in a drought.......any of u club members in east san antonio & want ur azz eaten? male or female im down 4 whatever i can keep it discreet

[Millennial_Messiah]

lebomb

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol OP on the DL looking for some fat hairy messican dudes to toss that taco salad

[DJR210]

ever since my wife left i have been in a drought.......any of u club members in east san antonio & want ur azz eaten? male or female im down 4 whatever i can keep it discreet

LMAO

[baseline bum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1lSiXZpoGM

[baseline bum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7MyWDDmkF0

[Spurtacular]

lebomb (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=3274)


I think it sucks his wife cheated, but he refused to lick that ass and go the extra mile in the bedroom. She found a niggra that would satisfy those needs.

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7MyWDDmkF0

Eating ass is ghay, even if you do it to a woman. Ass is gender neutral and why lick a woman's ass when there is a much more delicious part of her body located only a few inches north?

[spurraider21]

Eating ass is ghay, even if you do it to a woman. Ass is gender neutral and why lick a woman's ass when there is a much more delicious part of her body located only a few inches north?
Is it gay to make out with a woman because lips and tongue are gender neutral?

[Chucho]

If derp were in San Anto, he'd be dropping frantic DMs.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Is it gay to make out with a woman because lips and tongue are gender neutral?

No

Ass in general is a gay man's game. Guys that tend to prefer anal sex with women over other sexual activities, prefer the ass over the vagina, also tend to be bi or bi-curious.

Ass in general is meant for poop, farts and nothing else. It's used by the gays because there isn't another reasonable alternative to the wonderful but scarce resource known as a vagina.

[playblair]

No

Ass in general is a gay man's game. Guys that tend to prefer anal sex with women over other sexual activities, prefer the ass over the vagina, also tend to be bi or bi-curious.

Ass in general is meant for poop, farts and nothing else. It's used by the gays because there isn't another reasonable alternative to the wonderful but scarce resource known as a vagina.
bruh uvknow the tingling feeling u get when u wipe ur azz after using the toilet thats what getting pegged or ur azz eaten feels like x1000........ bruh have u had a prostate exam? u will shiver & ejaculate instantly when the doc tests u

[spurraider21]

No

Ass in general is a gay man's game. Guys that tend to prefer anal sex with women over other sexual activities, prefer the ass over the vagina, also tend to be bi or bi-curious.

Ass in general is meant for poop, farts and nothing else. It's used by the gays because there isn't another reasonable alternative to the wonderful but scarce resource known as a vagina.
you dont find a good ass on a woman attractive?

[Millennial_Messiah]

you dont find a good ass on a woman attractive?
ass as in booty cheeks and especially hips, yes

ass is in butthole? eww tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

bruh uvknow the tingling feeling u get when u wipe ur azz after using the toilet thats what getting pegged or ur azz eaten feels like x1000........ bruh have u had a prostate exam? u will shiver & ejaculate instantly when the doc tests u
Know how I know you're gay?

[Chucho]

Know how I know you're gay?

Because you can identify with him?

[SpursforSix]

Know how I know you're gay?

Because his dick tasted like ass?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Because you can identify with him?


Because his dick tasted like ass?
Awww snap, I batted into a double play. :lol :( :cry :lmao

[koriwhat]

Because you can identify with him?

:lmao :tu

[Dirks_Finale]

This thread :lol

[140]

Because his dick tasted like ass?

:lol

[Millennial_Messiah]

:lol

as I say, grounded into a double play... but that was the 3rd inning, it's the 5th now. so shaddup.

[spurraider21]

as I say, grounded into a double play... but that was the 3rd inning, it's the 5th now. so shaddup.
bottom of the inning

[DJR210]

Because his dick tasted like ass?

Lmaoo you win the internet today sir

[playblair]

Because his dick tasted like ass?
believe it or not azz does not smell like u think it would ive eaten my fair share since 2010 & never once have i run across an odor that would deter me.........now vagina thats a whole different story if the ph balance is off eating it can be very smelly

[Millennial_Messiah]

bottom of the inning

OP already made it to 3rd base with the pitcher tbh

[SpursforSix]

believe it or not azz does not smell like u think it would ive eaten my fair share since 2010 & never once have i run across an odor that would deter me.........now vagina thats a whole different story if the ph balance is off eating it can be very smelly

Have you ever considered that you're fucked up and that maybe your perception of "azz" smells is different than everyone else? Not saying that it's impossible to come across a clean butt once in a while. But poop comes out "azz". And it seems unlikely that if you've indeed ate lot of "azz", then at some point, you've come across someone that hasn't evacuated completely. It's unrealistic to believe that you can eat a bunch of "azz" and not come across some fecal smell once in a while.

Based on the above, I think you're lying. Or you think poop smells good.

[baseline bum]

Eating ass is ghay, even if you do it to a woman. Ass is gender neutral and why lick a woman's ass when there is a much more delicious part of her body located only a few inches north?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjGolrmbk9s

[playblair]

Have you ever considered that you're fucked up and that maybe your perception of "azz" smells is different than everyone else? Not saying that it's impossible to come across a clean butt once in a while. But poop comes out "azz". And it seems unlikely that if you've indeed ate lot of "azz", then at some point, you've come across someone that hasn't evacuated completely. It's unrealistic to believe that you can eat a bunch of "azz" and not come across some fecal smell once in a while.

Based on the above, I think you're lying. Or you think poop smells good.

spotted the virgin sex prune who is afraid of eating vagina or azz..........if u werent a fooking prune u would know azz has nowhere the same smell as vagina........

[Millennial_Messiah]

spotted the virgin sex prune who is afraid of eating vagina or azz..........if u werent a fooking prune u would know azz has nowhere the same smell as vagina........

how about dick tbh? does it taste like "azz"?

[TimDunkem]

Have you ever considered that you're fucked up and that maybe your perception of "azz" smells is different than everyone else? Not saying that it's impossible to come across a clean butt once in a while. But poop comes out "azz". And it seems unlikely that if you've indeed ate lot of "azz", then at some point, you've come across someone that hasn't evacuated completely. It's unrealistic to believe that you can eat a bunch of "azz" and not come across some fecal smell once in a while.

Based on the above, I think you're lying. Or you think poop smells good.

That's why you spread her cheeks and give it a glance. You can normally tell if her booty hole is acceptable or not. If she smells at all then I'm not even heading down there period.

[playblair]

how about dick tbh? does it taste like "azz"?
never had an experience with cock in my mouth.....ive touched one but thats as far as ive gotten.........when i eat male bussy i make sure to not give a bj.........its just not my preference

[Millennial_Messiah]

never had an experience with cock in my mouth.....ive touched one but thats as far as ive gotten.........when i eat male bussy i make sure to not give a bj.........its just not my preference
wtf is "male bussy"? :lmao

[DAF86]

Fuck eating ass, tbh. I will eat pussy as a compromise, but that's about it. And after my friend got herpes from eating pussy, I'm even of the fence about that. Regular intercourse is good enough, why risk your health trying nasty shit?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fuck eating ass, tbh. I will eat pussy as a compromise, but that's about it. And after my friend got herpes from eating pussy, I'm even of the fence about that. Regular intercourse is good enough, why risk your health trying nasty shit?

:lol as if you can get herpes from eating pussy but not from fucking it

[DAF86]

:lol as if you can get herpes from eating pussy but not from fucking it

Have you ever used a condom in your tongue?

[Xevious]

MM sure does have a lot of posts in a thread he claims to be about a gay topic.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Have you ever used a condom in your tongue?

Condom sex is about as fun as watching C-SPAN all day

[Dirks_Finale]

That's why you spread her cheeks and give it a glance. You can normally tell if her booty hole is acceptable or not. If she smells at all then I'm not even heading down there period.

Whether it's rank or not, you can still get hepatitis from it.

[TimDunkem]

Whether it's rank or not, you can still get hepatitis from it.
Fuck it.

[playblair]

Fuck it.
word there is no reason to not go in raw anymore.......every std is non fatal......u can take prep for 30 days before u have sex with an hiv+ perspn & u wont get it........

[Millennial_Messiah]

Whether it's rank or not, you can still get hepatitis from it.

& cholera, salmonella, botulism, etc

[SpursforSix]

Condom sex is about as fun as watching C-SPAN all day

I don't know...maybe see if you can get a reach-around next time.

[Millennial_Messiah]

playblair did you end up eating some "azz" in San Antonio?

[playblair]

playblair (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=34893) did you end up eating some "azz" in San Antonio?
no if u know someone send them my way plz.......tinder didnt work out for me

[Chucho]

no if u know someone send them my way plz.......tinder didnt work out for me

Andy will let you eat his ass. No doubt. Where you will shoot yourself in the foot is offering too much. Andy will talk you down.

"You know what? I'm a dude. That makes us fags. I wouldn't pay more than $5 for a dude offering his butthole in lieu of a female's. 5 bucks, big man."

Start at $5. You'll be able to munch asshole from a bonafide homo for $2. That's a what, 40% savings