1200 Californian Pastors Sign Declararation Of Essentiality

[Bleke]

What, they think it's essential that people learn that other dudes shouldn't fuck their wives?

Give me a break!

These guys need to learn a little something about accepting relegation.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/may/21/california-pastors-services-stay-home-order

[baseline bum]

Pastor's new car ain't getting paid for when he can't pass the collection plate.

[ChumpDumper]

What, they think it's essential that people learn that other dudes shouldn't fuck their wives?

Give me a break!

These guys need to learn a little something about accepting relegation.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/may/21/california-pastors-services-stay-home-orderderp doesn't go to church

[hater]

if he dies he dies

[Spurtacular]

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof

Chumpettes hate The Constitution.

[pgardn]

Yeah I see no problem giving them nonprofit status.
Just declare you are a church exercising a right.
Witches unite...

[DMC]

What, they think it's essential that people learn that other dudes shouldn't fuck their wives?

Give me a break!

These guys need to learn a little something about accepting relegation.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/may/21/california-pastors-services-stay-home-order

The problem with California is that it's full of Californians! I hereby declare prima nocturn!

[Blake]

Pastor's new car ain't getting paid for when he can't pass the collection plate.

Apparently it's harder to squeeze people out of their tithes from a social distance on the internets

[Spurtacular]

Apparently it's harder to squeeze people out of their tithes from a social distance on the internets

Do you think that churches somehow operate without congregations, board cuckold?

[ChumpDumper]

Do you think that churches somehow operate without congregations, board cuckold?It's been proved over and over again that they don't necessarily need in-person congregations.

[Blake]

Do you think that churches somehow operate without congregations, board cuckold?

They can hold online services. You're really stupid, bleke.

[Spurtacular]

They can hold online services. You're really stupid, bleke.

:cry They canna do Sims Church :cry

[Spurtacular]

It's been proved over and over again that they don't necessarily need in-person congregations.

Which one of your fellow deluded jack asses "proved" that?

[Blake]

:cry They canna do Sims Church :cry

You're really stupid, bleke

[Spurtacular]

You're really stupid, bleke

Do your fellow parishioners know that you despise them?

[ChumpDumper]

Which one of your fellow deluded jack asses "proved" that? Every radio and TV ministry ever.

[Spurtacular]

Every radio and TV ministry ever.

Lame.

[ChumpDumper]

Lame.Yeah, it's only been around for 99 years. Easy for you to miss.

[boutons_deux]

Diseased / damaged / dead for Christ. Christ must be thrilled and gratified

[Spurtacular]

Yeah, it's only been around for 99 years. Easy for you to miss.

Lamer.

[Trainwreck2100]

Pastor's new car ain't getting paid for when he can't pass the collection plate.

they gonna up they tithe to 20% for the rest of the year.

[Bleke]

The Bible is online. Ya know?

[ElNono]

Court upholds Newsom’s coronavirus ban on in-person church services in California

The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals upheld Gov. Gavin Newsom’s ban on in-person church services, in a split ruling that landed Friday night and is likely to further anger pastors who claim that California is trampling on religious freedoms.

The South Bay United Pentecostal Church in San Diego cannot reopen immediately, the two judges in the majority wrote in their order, because in this case “constitutional standards that would normally govern our review of a Free Exercise claim should not be applied.”

“We’re dealing here with a highly contagious and often fatal disease for which there presently is no known cure. In the words of Justice Robert Jackson, if a “[c]ourt does not temper its doctrinaire logic with a little practical wisdom, it will convert the constitutional Bill of Rights into a suicide pact,’” they wrote.

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-05-23/church-services-ban-upheld

[Spurtacular]

Court upholds Newsom’s coronavirus ban on in-person church services in California

The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals upheld Gov. Gavin Newsom’s ban on in-person church services, in a split ruling that landed Friday night and is likely to further anger pastors who claim that California is trampling on religious freedoms.

The South Bay United Pentecostal Church in San Diego cannot reopen immediately, the two judges in the majority wrote in their order, because in this case “constitutional standards that would normally govern our review of a Free Exercise claim should not be applied.”

“We’re dealing here with a highly contagious and often fatal disease for which there presently is no known cure. In the words of Justice Robert Jackson, if a “[c]ourt does not temper its doctrinaire logic with a little practical wisdom, it will convert the constitutional Bill of Rights into a suicide pact,’” they wrote.

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-05-23/church-services-ban-upheld

And this is just going to help Trump's re-election. Congrats.

[ElNono]

In California? lulz, sure

[Spurtacular]

In California? lulz, sure

9th circuit court.

You just trying to shamelessly philo?

[ElNono]

9th circuit court.

You just trying to shamelessly philo?

How does that help Trump's re-election? what dots are you connecting here?

[Spurtacular]

How does that help Trump's re-election? what dots are you connecting here?

You really need to be spoon fed here?

[ElNono]

You really need to be spoon fed here?

sure, lay out how temporarily keeping in-person gatherings in California churches help Trump's re-election.

[Spurtacular]

sure, lay out how temporarily keeping in-person gatherings in California churches help Trump's re-election.

A court denying Consitutional freedoms. The base is going to be energized to re-elect the guy that aims to nip these shenanigans in the bud.

[Winehole23]

It's been proved over and over again that they don't necessarily need in-person congregations.Didn't Jesus one time literally say that physical places of worship aren't necessary, that wherever two or three people gather in his name, they're good to go?

[Spurtacular]

Didn't Jesus one time literally say that physical places of worship aren't necessary, that wherever two or three people gather in his name, they're good to go?

Yea, that must be why he was going berserk in the temple; amirite, blakehole?

[Winehole23]

Yea, that must be why he was going berserk in the temple; amirite, blakehole?I kind of see what you mean; JC drove the moneylenders out of the temple, ergo, the temple was important to him. No doubt it was.

JC often spoke in parables, driving the moneylenders out of the temple and subsequently saying no physical temple is necessarily to worship or receive religion, do not necessarily conflict.

[Winehole23]

Yea, that must be why he was going berserk in the temple; amirite, blakehole?I kind of see what you mean; JC drove the moneylenders out of the temple, ergo, the temple was important to him. No doubt it was.

JC often spoke in parables, driving the moneylenders out of the temple and subsequently saying no physical temple is necessarily to worship or receive religion, do not necessarily conflict.

[Spurtacular]

I kind of see what you mean; JC drove the moneylenders out of the temple, ergo, the temple was important to him. No doubt it was.

JC often spoke in parables, driving the moneylenders out of the temple and subsequently saying no physical temple is necessarily to worship or receive religion, do not necessarily conflict.

The physical house of worship was very important but somehow not necessary.

Thanks for clearing that up, Pastor Blakehole. :tu

[ChumpDumper]

The physical house of worship was very important but somehow not necessary.Exactly.

You're getting better at this.:tu

[ElNono]

A court denying Consitutional freedoms. The base is going to be energized to re-elect the guy that aims to nip these shenanigans in the bud.

Not in California though. And let's be clear here, there's no prohibition to practice religion, just a temporary suspension of gatherings.

Plus, the evangelical base was going to vote for Trump anyways, who are we kidding? just like the liberal base, it's not enough to win the election.

[Spurtacular]

Not in California though. And let's be clear here, there's no prohibition to practice religion, just a temporary suspension of gatherings.

Plus, the evangelical base was going to vote for Trump anyways, who are we kidding? just like the liberal base, it's not enough to win the election.

It was a federal ruling, bruh. And let's be clear that there is a prohibition on religion and that goes against the first amendment.

The evangelical base was going to vote for Trump; this will only strengthen that and add to the numbers who do not want the tyranny.

[Blake]

Derp of course doesn't understand at all what freedom to exercise religion means.

[ChumpDumper]

It was a federal ruling, bruh. And let's be clear that there is a prohibition on religion and that goes against the first amendment.I'm pretty sure drive in services were allowed in this area. It's not prohibited at all.

[Spurtacular]

I'm pretty sure drive in services were allowed in this area. It's not prohibited at all.

How magnanimous of our overlords, amirite?

[ElNono]

It was a federal ruling, bruh. And let's be clear that there is a prohibition on religion and that goes against the first amendment.

The evangelical base was going to vote for Trump; this will only strengthen that and add to the numbers who do not want the tyranny.

It's a federal court ruling specifically on California's order... and there's no "prohibition on religion", whatever that means.

I'm unconcerned with Trump's base (evangelicals, libertatrdians, etc). They're just as hypocritical as the left's base, and will hold their nose and vote for him or anything with a (R) next to the name.

It's not like they were ever going to vote for Biden.

[ChumpDumper]

How magnanimous of our overlords, amirite?Meh, it's not like the shutdowns are permanent. You'll have to find some other way to feel oppressed by proxy.

[ElNono]

What's sorta funny is that when that base loses, even though they're no more than 30% of the electorate, it's "voted fraud!" and the like...

As much fun as they make of muh Russia collusion, they're cut from the same cloth.

[Spurtacular]

Meh, it's not like the shutdowns are permanent.

Too bad the Constitution is permanent, amirite?

[vy65]

Lol derphole esq

So wrong about literally everything

[Spurtacular]

You'll have to find some other way to feel oppressed by proxy.

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Dz6jVkLQArc/ThImIOP6Y2I/AAAAAAAAE4Y/JEWi12gTcvU/s1600/Revolutionary+war+flag.jpg

[ChumpDumper]

Too bad the Constitution is permanent, amirite?It's not permanent, otherwise your dream of owning slaves would still be possible.

[Spurtacular]

It's a federal court ruling specifically on California's order... and there's no "prohibition on religion", whatever that means.

I'm unconcerned with Trump's base (evangelicals, libertatrdians, etc). They're just as hypocritical as the left's base, and will hold their nose and vote for him or anything with a (R) next to the name.

It's not like they were ever going to vote for Biden.


Lol derphole esq

So wrong about literally everything

Vy65 is more succinct in his comforting himself.

[ElNono]

:lol Comforting yourself.

Yup, you fold. Not unexpected.

[vy65]

Neutral laws of general applicability are the name of the game. Prohibitions on religious gatherings, that don’t target any specific religion and that are passed on neutral criteria like size of the gathering, pass first amendment muster. You can’t say that the prohibition targets any specific religion.

Derp esq’s take is tantamount to saying churches don’t need to satisfy fire code. This buffoon is literally retarded.

[vy65]

Vy65 is more succinct in his comforting himself.

Scrah, who taught your con law class?

[vy65]

Lol derp esq, so wrong about literally everything, especially the “permanent constitution”

That notion is literally the opposite of the very first thing they teach you in con law - judicial review

[Spurtacular]

Lol derp esq, so wrong about literally everything, especially the “permanent constitution”

That notion is literally the opposite of the very first thing they teach you in con law - judicial review

Permanent outside of amendments. Don't get desperate, scrah.

[vy65]

Permanent outside of amendments. Don't get desperate, scrah.

Wrong :lmao

[vy65]

Of course this fucking coward derp won’t answer with anything of substance. He’ll respond with inane and blatantly wrong statements of law, and keep running away when called out on it. Because he’s a moronic coward that should shut the fuck up about things he clearly knows nothing about, like constitutional law

[Spurtacular]

Wrong :lmao

:cry Cos muh activist judges :cry

:lol Scrah

[DMC]

Sorry but this is fucking stupid.

[clambake]

Derp has never had a woman and never will.

Can’t even nail the church lady.

[phxspurfan]

Pretty much all churches/denominations have online services now. Do churches just want money from donations from weekly services?

[vy65]

If you could fuck legal terms into a woman with Down’s syndrome, derp would be her son

[Spurtacular]

Sorry but this is fucking stupid.

[Spurtacular]

Chumpettes: :cry You have e-church.com :cry

[ElNono]

Of course this fucking coward derp won’t answer with anything of substance. He’ll respond with inane and blatantly wrong statements of law, and keep running away when called out on it. Because he’s a moronic coward that should shut the fuck up about things he clearly knows nothing about, like constitutional law

Would love to see a reality show where he tries to defend himself in court, tbh... "you're an activist judge! Ron Paul says the constitution blah blah blah" :lol

[Blake]

Sorry but this is fucking stupid.

:lol your hero is talking about you, derp

[Spurtacular]

:lol your hero is talking about you, derp

Mind Reader Cuckold

[Blake]

Mind Reader Cuckold

Why don't you send out another derp bat signal to him and find out.

[Spurtacular]

Why don't you send out another derp bat signal to him and find out.

I thought you just told me. You backing off that?

[Blake]

I thought you just told me. You backing off that?

It's your thread. He said it's stupid in plain English. I don't need any more confirmation that that.

[Spurtacular]

It's your thread. He said it's stupid in plain English. I don't need any more confirmation that that.

He could've been referring to any number of things, no?

You really need a w; but it ain't coming, is it?

[ElNono]

Supreme Court sides with California's religious gathering limit, rejects church's claim

In a 5-4 decision Friday, the Supreme Court ruled in favor of California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s guidance to restrict religious gatherings.

The court denied injunctive relief for South Bay United Pentecostal Church. Justices cast significant doubt on the church’s case, siding with state guidelines that limit attendance in places of worship to 25% or a maximum of 100 attendees.

https://www.wyff4.com/article/supreme-court-sides-with-californias-religious-gathering-limit-rejects-churchs-claim/32717863

[Blake]

Supreme Court sides with California's religious gathering limit, rejects church's claim

In a 5-4 decision Friday, the Supreme Court ruled in favor of California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s guidance to restrict religious gatherings.

The court denied injunctive relief for South Bay United Pentecostal Church. Justices cast significant doubt on the church’s case, siding with state guidelines that limit attendance in places of worship to 25% or a maximum of 100 attendees.

https://www.wyff4.com/article/supreme-court-sides-with-californias-religious-gathering-limit-rejects-churchs-claim/32717863

Lol John Roberts siding with the libs. I honestly thought he would back the church on this one.

[ElNono]

Lol John Roberts siding with the libs. I honestly thought he would back the church on this one.

The funny thing is that even the dissent didn't claim Newsom didn't have authority to do that, just that he should've applied the same rules as other businesses.

[spurraider21]

Lol derp esq, so wrong about literally everything, especially the “permanent constitution”

That notion is literally the opposite of the very first thing they teach you in con law - judicial review
brah derp believes the constitution allows POTUS to fire supreme court justices at will

[ElNono]

brah derp believes the constitution allows POTUS to fire supreme court justices at will

Damn, John Roberts going innnnn....

The Governor of California’s Executive Order aims to limit the spread of COVID–19, a novel severe acute respir-atory illness that has killed thousands of people in California and more than 100,000 nationwide.

Get in here Thread

[ElNono]

The precise question of when restrictions on particular social activities should be lifted during the pandemic is a dynamic and fact-intensive matter subject to reasonable disagreement.

Our Constitution principally entrusts “[t]he safety and the health of the people” to the politically accountable officials of the States “to guard and protect.” Jacobson v. Massachusetts, 197 U. S. 11, 38 (1905).

When those officials “undertake[] to act in areas fraught with medical and scientific uncertainties,” their latitude “must be especially broad.” Marshall v. United States, 414 U. S. 417, 427 (1974).

Where those broad limits are not exceeded, they should not be subject to second-guessing by an “unelected federal judiciary,” which lacks the background, competence, and expertise to assess public health and is not accountable to the people. See Garcia v. San Antonio Metropolitan Transit Authority, 469 U. S. 528, 545 (1985).


Decision is a good read (dissent starting on page 4):
https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/19pdf/19a1044_pok0.pdf

[Spurtacular]

Lol John Roberts siding with the libs. I honestly thought he would back the church on this one.

Bushbama appointee. No surprise there.

[Spurtacular]

brah derp believes the constitution allows POTUS to fire supreme court justices at will

It doesn't guarantee lifetime appointments. I don't know why you're crying about that.

[Blake]

Bushbama appointee. No surprise there.

But you didn't call it

[Winehole23]

Pope Francis says there's no need for Catholics to go to chuurch or see priests during pandemic, while Protestants insist only being physically in church counts, the world is upside down.

[Blake]

Pope Francis says there's no need for Catholics to go to chuurch or see priests during pandemic, while Protestants insist only being physically in church counts, the world is upside down.

Pope Francis is rather progressive, tbh.

[boutons_deux]

5-4 SCOTUS says churches must obey social-distancing regulations, Catholic Roberts as swinger

[DMC]

Pope Francis says there's no need for Catholics to go to chuurch or see priests during pandemic, while Protestants insist only being physically in church counts, the world is upside down.

Let them all die, they see their god, problem solved.

[clambake]

Let them all die, they see their god, problem solved.

Then you can hoard the crackers, gravy boat

[Blake]

Let them all die, they see their god, problem solved.

That's hoping none of them go out to eat after service.

But they will.

[Spurtacular]

But you didn't call it

I've called out that he's a shill.

[Blake]

I've called out that he's a shill.

Uh huh.

[ElNono]

Called it!

[Spurtacular]

Uh huh.

Just like I've called out that you're a cuckold.
The resultant events should then not surprise anyone.

[DMC]

Then you can hoard the crackers, gravy boat

Follow me around more. That doesn't make you look desperate, not at all. :lol

[clambake]

Has food for a name, calls me fat. :lol

Tell ya what, you post the pictures of men you wish you were and you can keep the money you owe me, man cow.

[DMC]

Tell ya what, you post the pictures of men you wish you were and you can keep the money you owe me, man cow.

:lol looking for pics of men