What will you do if CIA Pop and the Spurs win the 2020 NBA Championship?

[MultiTroll]

I'll do an ELE for a year.

Also tatoo "Pop Rules" on my taint and provide ST with pictures.

[playblair]

wtf is ele? i will eat some azz in celebration

[gambit1990]

ban OP for the suggestion.

[MultiTroll]

^ believe

[spurspl]

wake up?

[cd98]

*

[Arcadian]

You do realize there will still be a normal playoffs with 7-game series, right? There isn't some magical open window for a shitty team to shock the world.

[alpha_HaZE]

and while we are there, how do the Spurs win a championship?

1. Houston Lonnie makes an appearance and stays hot for at least 26 games
2. DJ and Derrick average 38% from three on 5+ attempts
3. LeBron, Kawhi, Luka, Jokic, Harden, and Simmons/Tatum/Yiannis, all miss key games against the Spurs in the playoffs.

[MultiTroll]

You do realize there will still be a normal playoffs with 7-game series, right? There isn't some magical open window for a shitty team to shock the world.

It's the kind of can-do thinking that alpha_HaZE posted that could get us there.

[MultiTroll]

wtf is ele? i will eat some azz in celebration
Since it would be an incredible accomplishment by Gregg and the Spurs, the idea is to do something incredible, out of the ordinary.
Since you purport to eat ass all the time anyway, you should do something extraordinary.
In honor of Gregg do you eat black ass as well as white ass? Truck stop ass? Computer keyboard ass?

Since eating ass can be extremely unhealthy, please practice good hygiene and anti Covid measures.

[lefty]

If we sign 1986 Olajuwon for the rest of the season we have a legit shot at the title tbh