View Full Version : Per Shams, Spurs signing Tyler Zeller
MoSpur02
06-24-2020, 11:28 AM
Thoughts
ace3g
06-24-2020, 11:29 AM
Not that it matters but again PATFO doesn't add a wing...
Darius Bieber
06-24-2020, 11:29 AM
Someone's gotta make the customary religious temple for "player" thread tbh
Also another scrub signing that won't bring much to the table
lol Aldridge replacer
Ron Swanson
06-24-2020, 11:30 AM
https://media3.giphy.com/media/l0ErLeqamV3UOARsA/giphy.gif
EasyMoney
06-24-2020, 11:30 AM
Definitely missing the playoffs
ace3g
06-24-2020, 11:31 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSdGO195Tz8
baseline bum
06-24-2020, 11:33 AM
Good, now they can include him with Metu in that Embiid trade from the other thread.
Darius Bieber
06-24-2020, 11:37 AM
Good, now they can include him with Metu in that Embiid trade from the other thread.
Might be too much to give up for Embiid tbh
TimDunkem
06-24-2020, 11:37 AM
Gross. We already have 2 white stiff centers, but whatever Spurs don't care about the restart anyway.
ace3g
06-24-2020, 11:44 AM
If Zeller plays more minutes than Luka, Metu, or Eubanks...
itzsoweezee
06-24-2020, 11:53 AM
Lol
TimDunkem
06-24-2020, 11:54 AM
If Zeller plays more minutes than Luka, Metu, or Eubanks...
Ewwbanks fucking sucks. He wishes he was Tyler Zeller.
jeebus
06-24-2020, 12:00 PM
Pretending to give a fuck about Luke Zeller all those years finally pays off.
Gross. We already have 2 white stiff centers, but whatever Spurs don't care about the restart anyway.
Is he related to Fuzzy Zeller?
9ufpU3X-t4w
Degoat
06-24-2020, 12:28 PM
Tyler Zeller wasn’t that bad last I remember
ace3g
06-24-2020, 12:55 PM
https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1275844290602827776
Leetonidas
06-24-2020, 01:08 PM
Lol
Arcadian
06-24-2020, 01:09 PM
:lol From Lamarcus Aldridge to Tyler Zeller
playblair
06-24-2020, 01:31 PM
:lol From Lamarcus Aldridge to Tyler Zeller
aldridge is a sawft fucc boi..........zeller plays like dejuan blair he isnt afraid to grab boards
Arcadian
06-24-2020, 02:20 PM
aldridge is a sawft fucc boi..........zeller plays like dejuan blair he isnt afraid to grab boards
Oh ok. My entire opinion has now changed. Thanks for enlightening me
Chinook
06-24-2020, 03:13 PM
Not that it matters but again PATFO doesn't add a wing...
I don't really think the criticism makes sense anymore. The Spurs have drafted four SG-PF players in the last two drafts (not even counting Weatherspoon). It's weird to think with the number of 6-5 to 6-9 players on the team that they should have gone for another. I'd like them to find their PF of the future too, but in this context, getting an NBA-ready big to go with Poeltl feels justified.
gambit1990
06-24-2020, 03:17 PM
nothing really matters anymore tbqh. like i said when spurs moved kawhi, they will be irrelevant for years to come...
aldridge is a sawft fucc boi..........zeller plays like dejuan blair he isnt afraid to grab boards
Tyler Zeller's highest rebounding average in his career was 5.7 boards. He averaged 4.0 last season.
LaMarcus Adridge's lowest rebounding average in his career was 7.9. He averaged 8.0 last season.
Even if you go by Per36 numbers, Aldridge has the slight edge...oh, and he is actually good enough to play 36 minutes a game AND help carry an offense.
Try again.
ace3g
06-24-2020, 03:28 PM
From VNDesign
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EbTZogCXkAAkxqG?format=jpg&name=large
https://twitter.com/vndsgn/status/1275883948065914880
NASpurs
06-24-2020, 03:31 PM
From VNDesign
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EbTZogCXkAAkxqG?format=jpg&name=large
https://twitter.com/vndsgn/status/1275883948065914880
How Kevin Love would look in a Spurs' uni.
RD2191
06-24-2020, 03:43 PM
nothing really matters anymore tbqh. like i said when spurs moved kawhi, they will be irrelevant for years to come...
Try decades tbh.
RD2191
06-24-2020, 03:44 PM
Is this bootleg Kevin love?
TD 21
06-24-2020, 03:58 PM
I don't really think the criticism makes sense anymore. The Spurs have drafted four SG-PF players in the last two drafts (not even counting Weatherspoon). It's weird to think with the number of 6-5 to 6-9 players on the team that they should have gone for another. I'd like them to find their PF of the future too, but in this context, getting an NBA-ready big to go with Poeltl feels justified.
I suspect he means more so "SF"/combo forward types. There's probably a good chance they draft one this year.
Without Aldridge, C was definitely the most pressing immediate need though. Still, expect the pu pu platter of Gay, Lyles and Eubanks to play backup C by committee (they don't seem inclined to give Metu a chance) and Zeller to be more so Motiejunas esque insurance in case of further injury.
Tyler Zeller's highest rebounding average in his career was 5.7 boards. He averaged 4.0 last season.
LaMarcus Adridge's lowest rebounding average in his career was 7.9. He averaged 8.0 last season.
Even if you go by Per36 numbers, Aldridge has the slight edge...oh, and he is actually good enough to play 36 minutes a game AND help carry an offense.
Try again.
Average is largely irrelevant due to reliance on minutes. If you want an accurate depiction of rebounding prowess, look at % and on/off numbers. They're both underwhelming in the former, but Aldridge perennially rates well in the latter due to his diligent boxing out/strength.
TimDunkem
06-24-2020, 04:01 PM
lol Photoshopping Tyler Zeller.
Play Boban
06-24-2020, 04:13 PM
White privilege
GAustex
06-24-2020, 05:29 PM
Why didn’t woke poop sign some strong man muscle brother who can mix it up and defend the rim?
TimDunkem
06-24-2020, 05:33 PM
Why didn’t woke poop sign some strong man muscle brother who can mix it up and defend the rim?
Poop only likes lightskins. Hill, DJ, RJ, Danny Green, Ayres, Daye, Forbes, CoJo, Lyles, White, Kyle Anders:loln, etc..
spurspl
06-24-2020, 05:39 PM
solid backup center but nothing more. When do spurs finally make some big moves?!?!!?
TimDunkem
06-24-2020, 05:44 PM
solid backup center but nothing more. When do spurs finally make some big moves?!?!!?
You know the Spurs don't care about this restart, right?
ace3g
06-24-2020, 05:48 PM
https://twitter.com/spurs/status/1275920131793850368
Zeller will wear No. 40 for the Spurs.
RC_Drunkford
06-24-2020, 05:58 PM
Pop just loves unathletic white big men :lol
gambit1990
06-24-2020, 06:23 PM
Is this bootleg Kevin love?
no, he's bootleg cody zeller.
playblair
06-24-2020, 06:34 PM
Tyler Zeller's highest rebounding average in his career was 5.7 boards. He averaged 4.0 last season.
LaMarcus Adridge's lowest rebounding average in his career was 7.9. He averaged 8.0 last season.
Even if you go by Per36 numbers, Aldridge has the slight edge...oh, and he is actually good enough to play 36 minutes a game AND help carry an offense.
Try again.
stfu aldridge was a ball hog ball stopper sawft big zeller will absolutely out rebound anyone on the team given the minutes
lmbebo
06-24-2020, 06:40 PM
Not sure why anyone cares.... He's the 12th man on a team going no where in a probably going to be cancelled summer league to get Lebron his ring...
ElNono
06-24-2020, 06:48 PM
who?
widowmaker
06-24-2020, 06:51 PM
Man i hope they don’t update 2k lol.
spurspl
06-24-2020, 06:54 PM
You know the Spurs don't care about this restart, right?
they dont care about anything what could make this team stronger
TimDunkem
06-24-2020, 06:55 PM
they dont care about anything what could make this team stronger
You're not wrong.
stfu aldridge was a ball hog ball stopper sawft big zeller will absolutely out rebound anyone on the team given the minutes
Talk to me when Blair or Zeller make a single All-Star team.
Actually, talk to me when you can actually learn to use English without acting like a 2000s teeny-bopper.
KobesAchilles
06-24-2020, 07:19 PM
I’m just here for the reaction when we sign Mason Plumlee next year while keeping Zeller and jettisoning off Poetl
talkspurs
06-24-2020, 07:27 PM
If Zeller plays more minutes than Luka, Metu, or Eubanks...
I would rather these play 48 minuets then give him any minuets. If they were going to sign someone I would rather they sign Isaiah Hartenstein (https://www.rotoworld.com/basketball/nba/player/30469/isaiah-hartenstein).
phxspurfan
06-25-2020, 01:06 AM
wtf, why lol... so random shit PATFO again
rudwick
06-25-2020, 01:15 AM
Thoughts
They should have signed Tim Duncan.
alpha_HaZE
06-25-2020, 01:16 AM
To be honest, I am not a huge fan of this deal, not that they were plenty choices, but I wouldn't be surprised if he plays decent.
phxspurfan
06-25-2020, 01:17 AM
White privilege
Spurs officially the Jazz/Pacers/Celtics, signing random white dudes bc theyre white
With that nose, we know at least he can take elbows tbh.
SPURt
06-25-2020, 04:15 PM
https://twitter.com/spurs/status/1275920131793850368
https://media0.giphy.com/media/fSp3eH5dQMJ4xz71oq/source.gif
r0drig0lac
06-25-2020, 05:27 PM
the Bryn Forbes of centers
poopbox
06-30-2020, 07:08 PM
From Tony Parker and Tm Duncan to Bryn Forbes and Tyler Zeller :cry
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