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Jimcs50
11-07-2005, 09:43 PM
Today, I was at the checkout line at Kroger when I noticed that the drop dead gorgeous blonde behind me just raised her hand and smiled hello to me. I am somewhat taken aback that such a looker would be waving to me, and although familiar I can't place where I might know her from, so I ask "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies: "I may be mistaken, but I think you might
be the father of one of my children!" My mind shoots back to the one and only time that I have been unfaithful to my bride.

"Christ!" I say, "are you that stripper gram on my stag night that I fucked on the pool table in front of all my buddies while your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher.

:oops
Marklar MM
11-07-2005, 09:44 PM
Ugha Bugha BOO BOO.
jcrod
11-07-2005, 09:45 PM
LOL, i've heard that joke, different verison but same.
Spurfect
11-07-2005, 11:13 PM
your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?

that line had me :lmao
Leetonidas
11-07-2005, 11:20 PM
:lmao :lol :lmao :lol
smeagol
11-07-2005, 11:42 PM
I believe that joke is so old it's somewhere in the Bible (Leviticus 11:3?)
MaNuMaNiAc
11-08-2005, 12:54 AM
I believe that joke is so old it's somewhere in the Bible (Leviticus 11:3?)
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SpursWoman
11-08-2005, 07:09 AM
I believe that joke is so old it's somewhere in the Bible (Leviticus 11:3?)


I'm afraid to ask who got the cucumber up his ass.... :wow
ObiwanGinobili
11-08-2005, 07:39 AM
I believe that joke is so old it's somewhere in the Bible (Leviticus 11:3?)


I'm afraid to ask who got the cucumber up his ass.... :wow


well... whoever it was got stoned to death I'm sure.......


:lmao :lmao
travis2
11-08-2005, 08:04 AM
Joke?

No no no no...Jim really did that...
ObiwanGinobili
11-08-2005, 08:30 AM
Joke?

No no no no...Jim really did that...


so were you the guy whipping him with celery and sticking the cucumber up his ass?? :lol
travis2
11-08-2005, 08:32 AM
Nope...one of his buddies told me all about it...:angel
samikeyp
11-08-2005, 08:37 AM
Was it the same cucumber that Mouse hides under his bed?
travis2
11-08-2005, 08:39 AM
BTW Obi...I see you've gone with the white bar for your new avatar...

:lol
ObiwanGinobili
11-08-2005, 08:46 AM
I'm an equal color employer :angel
MannyIsGod
11-08-2005, 08:51 AM
Damn, you fuckers get started early
travis2
11-08-2005, 08:51 AM
Well, when you get to work at 6AM...:angel
ObiwanGinobili
11-08-2005, 08:53 AM
when you wake up at 5:30.... and realize that the baby is still sleeping so WTF are you awake??.... but you can;t go back to sleep.........so you might s well do some dishes adn start the laundry....... bu the computer is alot more fun then that shit......
mouse
11-08-2005, 08:55 AM
Today, I noticed that you stuck a cucumber up my ass?"
:oops


what ever it takes to get your mind off the 800 dollars brah :lmao
Jimcs50
11-08-2005, 09:15 AM
Joke?

No no no no...Jim really did that...


It was a rather small cucumber, I assure you.



:)
batman2883
11-08-2005, 09:15 AM
that line had me :lmao
SPURFECT IS BACK!!!!!
travis2
11-08-2005, 09:24 AM
It was a rather small cucumber, I assure you.



:)

Isn't that what the stripper-gram said too? :)
50 cent
11-08-2005, 10:33 AM
I believe that joke is so old it's somewhere in the Bible (Leviticus 11:3?)
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
gay abc
11-08-2005, 11:36 AM
It was a rather small cucumber, I assure you.



:)


a sweet midget pickle huh?

:lol
Jame Gumb
11-08-2005, 12:04 PM
Today, I have some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"
:oops

I'm sure your job has something for the pain :smokin
Spurfect
11-08-2005, 08:22 PM
SPURFECT IS BACK!!!!!

Miss me? :D
danyel
11-08-2005, 08:26 PM
:lmao

Don't listen to the haters Jim, it was really funny...