Why is Chrissy Teigen even a thing

[cantthinkofanything]

She's cute and way better than average but she's not like in the top 5% or anything.

[FrostKing]

She has a weird looking mixed face. Tiny flat nose, very wide face.

[cantthinkofanything]

She has a weird looking mixed face. Tiny flat nose, very wide face.

huge forehead. there's as much forehead as there is face

https://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/persons/652726/652726_v9_bb.jpg

[Millennial_Messiah]

uggo

[Monostradamus]

She’s definitely in the top 5 most annoying people on the planet. “Good at twitter” is her one skill at life.

[Trill Clinton]

She's cute and way better than average but she's not like in the top 5% or anything.

Her looks are waaaay overrated.

[Reck]

Her looks are waaaay overrated.

Her prime is passed. She's already a wife, pumped a few kids.

Not sure this is thread worthy.

[Spurtacular]

She's cute and way better than average but she's not like in the top 5% or anything.

Most of Hollywood isn't when you think about it.

[Spurtacular]

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If she's blocking over a million people, then she's clearly not liked.

Hollywood Klan protects their own though.

[cantthinkofanything]

Most of Hollywood isn't when you think about it.

yeah...but she's not Hollywood is she? She's a "model".

https://thefappening2015.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Chrissy-Teigen_thefappening2015_com-6.jpg

[Spurtacular]

yeah...but she's not Hollywood is she? She's a "model".

https://thefappening2015.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Chrissy-Teigen_thefappening2015_com-6.jpg

"Models" and women married to Grammy Klan approved singers are Hollywood.

[ChumpDumper]

She’s definitely in the top 5 most annoying people on the planet. “Good at twitter” is her one skill at life.I have no idea what she is but her tweet at drunk Judge Pirro justified the twitter account.

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[Trainwreck2100]

She must have caught John Legend when he was on the rise, that poor bastard.

[SpursforSix]

I have no idea what she is but her tweet at drunk Judge Pirro justified the twitter account.

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Lol.

I mean...she's fine as a personality. I saw her on that show where they eat the hot sauces and she was funny.
But let me marry John Legend and not have to worry about real life shit and I'll come across funny as well.

[Chucho]

LOL. Incel thread.

[SpursforSix]

LOL. Incel thread.

Your participation is noted.

[Chucho]

Your participation is noted.

Bend over. I'll show you noted participation.

[SpursforSix]

Bend over. I'll show you noted participation.

I just can't take someone seriously that runs down Beats Ultimate Studio Plus.

[Chucho]

I just can't take someone seriously that runs down Beats Ultimate Studio Plus.

I can't help that I have a taste for top-shelf product. Shouldn't fault me, pleb.

[SpursforSix]

I can't help that I have a taste for top-shelf product. Shouldn't fault me, pleb.

I can't even remember which headphones you think you like. Was it Hitler Cans?

[Chucho]

I can't even remember which headphones you think you like. Was it Hitler Cans?

Pol Potaphones

[SpursforSix]

Pol Potaphones

white flag accepted

[gambit1990]

i've never understood it either... i'd give her face a 7 at best tbh...

[Spurminator]

Hey guys, I have a secret I'd like to share from the world of "people who sometimes talk to women."

Women don't always follow other female celebrities on social media based on their hotness.

Mind blown, right?

[SpursforSix]

Hey guys, I have a secret I'd like to share from the world of "people who sometimes talk to women."

Women don't always follow other female celebrities on social media based on their hotness.

Mind blown, right?

what is she a celebrity? She was famous before she married John Legend. She’s probably just as famous.

[FrostKing]

She runs her mouth on social/political issues. And I saw her in a commercial for cable TV


Edit: honestly she seems like a nice person but a lack of purpose is likely forcing her to be some SJW spokesperson.

[Spurminator]

what is she a celebrity? She was famous before she married John Legend. She’s probably just as famous.

She was a model who over time attracted a large following of women on Twitter. I can't speak to the quality of the content but I did see her get hit in the face by an umbrella one time during a New Year's Eve broadcast.

[SpursforSix]

She was a model who over time attracted a large following of women on Twitter. I can't speak to the quality of the content but I did see her get hit in the face by an umbrella one time during a New Year's Eve broadcast.

Ok. But why the fuck is she a model? How did she get to that point? Like I said, she’s not even in the top 5%. She’s a better than average looking woman. And yeah...she’s funny and personable. But she’s not special. It’s just another addition to people that get famous for prettt much nothing. I could go on a very long rant about a bunch of shit. And what is deemed to be elite and how “they” want you to think “elite” is. Like American Idol or those shows. They want you to think that musical brilliance is rare. But it’s really not. It’s about finding someone that fits the bill. Good luck being vocal virtuoso and being ugly. Unless you’re a classical singer. Barely.

[Spurminator]

Ok. But why the fuck is she a model? How did she get to that point? Like I said, she’s not even in the top 5%. She’s a better than average looking woman. And yeah...she’s funny and personable. But she’s not special. It’s just another addition to people that get famous for prettt much nothing. I could go on a very long rant about a bunch of shit. And what is deemed to be elite and how “they” want you to think “elite” is. Like American Idol or those shows. They want you to think that musical brilliance is rare. But it’s really not. It’s about finding someone that fits the bill. Good luck being vocal virtuoso and being ugly. Unless you’re a classical singer. Barely.

Are you looking at pictures of her now or from 15 years ago?

[SpursforSix]

Are you looking at pictures of her now or from 15 years ago?

I’m looking for pictures of her wearing just a bra and a Harrison Ford mask. If you’ve got those, PM me. TIA.

[Spurminator]

I’m looking for pictures of her wearing just a bra and a Harrison Ford mask. If you’ve got those, PM me. TIA.

Sorry, best I can do is topless but with a Val Kilmer mask.

[KobesAchilles]

Sorry, best I can do is topless but with a Val Kilmer mask.
Hopefully not current day Val Kilmer

[FrostKing]

Ok. But why the fuck is she a model? How did she get to that point? Like I said, she’s not even in the top 5%. She’s a better than average looking woman. And yeah...she’s funny and personable. But she’s not special. It’s just another addition to people that get famous for prettt much nothing. I could go on a very long rant about a bunch of shit. And what is deemed to be elite and how “they” want you to think “elite” is. Like American Idol or those shows. They want you to think that musical brilliance is rare. But it’s really not. It’s about finding someone that fits the bill. Good luck being vocal virtuoso and being ugly. Unless you’re a classical singer. Barely.
Honestly diversity (no racist). She has an exotic look

Her sister looks more Asian
https://celebpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/3142c14938d9e4af1a32b11a8c63d9.png

[SpursforSix]

Sorry, best I can do is topless but with a Val Kilmer mask.

hard pass

[Trill Clinton]

CTOA inspired me to go and buy her cookbook.

https://i.imgur.com/gFy44V9.jpg?1

[Spurtacular]

CTOA inspired me to go and buy her cookbook.

https://i.imgur.com/gFy44V9.jpg?1

You should buy a book on low t next.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

She's really good at what Twitter was meant for, and she's got huge big fat tits so that always makes people pay more attention.

Like I didn't even know about the Jeanie titty phone thing. See, huge tits.

[Spurminator]

She's really good at what Twitter was meant for, and she's got huge big fat tits so that always makes people pay more attention.

You also just described @ nachosarah which is another recommended follow.

[pgardn]

You should buy a book on low t next.

Look what Spurter's worried about.
His testicles dont do their job...

Snowflake.
You take that T brohmister. I want you to type with giant hairy finger tips.

[Spurtacular]

:cry

Rent free.

[FrostKing]

She's really good at what Twitter was meant for, and she's got huge big fat tits so that always makes people pay more attention.

Like I didn't even know about the Jeanie titty phone thing. See, huge tits.
I think she got those puppies removed

[Trainwreck2100]

she's a fucking 7 that is famous so women love her because she's flawed. Women love flawed women, because it gives them something to feel superior about.

[SpursforSix]

she's a fucking 7 that is famous so women love her because she's flawed. Women love flawed women, because it gives them something to feel superior about.

Damn. That’s some woke ass shit. I buy that. Seems too simple but I think you’re right. Better than average girl making her mark. Not so beautiful to be threatening or achieving something unattainable. Just a clever mixed chick making her way via her brains.

/thread

[LaMarcus Bryant]

she's a fucking 7 that is famous so women love her because she's flawed. Women love flawed women, because it gives them something to feel superior about.

But her big fat flappers were 9 or 10

[Chucho]

Look what Spurter's worried about.
His testicles dont do their job...

Snowflake.
You take that T brohmister. I want you to type with giant hairy finger tips.

:rollin

[Millennial_Messiah]

she's a fucking 7 that is famous so women love her because she's flawed. Women love flawed women, because it gives them something to feel superior about.

She's a solid four.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Honestly diversity (no racist). She has an exotic look

Her sister looks more Asian
https://celebpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/3142c14938d9e4af1a32b11a8c63d9.png

5/10

Not into asians tbh. they look like little girls.

[Trainwreck2100]

She's a solid four.

her body makes up for that face

[Millennial_Messiah]

her body makes up for that face

disagree 100%... i'd rather bang my right fist than a butterface.

[paperboy77]

She'd way overrated. She's only porn star pretty you know.

[Spurtacular]

She'd way overrated. She's only porn star pretty you know.

Generous.

She's a butter face.

[DJR210]

She's cute and way better than average but she's not like in the top 5% or anything.

:lol I wonder this as well.. I would love to fuck her, but I don't see how she got her start tbh

[DJR210]

Ok. But why the fuck is she a model? How did she get to that point? Like I said, she’s not even in the top 5%. She’s a better than average looking woman. And yeah...she’s funny and personable. But she’s not special. It’s just another addition to people that get famous for prettt much nothing. I could go on a very long rant about a bunch of shit. And what is deemed to be elite and how “they” want you to think “elite” is. Like American Idol or those shows. They want you to think that musical brilliance is rare. But it’s really not. It’s about finding someone that fits the bill. Good luck being vocal virtuoso and being ugly. Unless you’re a classical singer. Barely.

Hey fuck you, Susan Boyle is NOT ugly

[Millennial_Messiah]

https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?q=85&c=sc&poi=face&w=550&h=550&url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F37%2F2016%2F02%2F15211 129%2F100957083.jpg

[Allan Rowe vs Wade]

so many not-straight males in here

[Frank Dux]

She works hard to be famous for absolutely nothing of substance. lol

[LaMarcus Bryant]

She's preggo again, they're about to swell up and get floppier

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tQLitcG0K0

[Capt Bringdown]

Teigen, being somewhat average in looks, allows some women to fantasize that they could fuck John Legend.
That's her appeal.

[Spurtacular]

Teigen, being somewhat average in looks, allows some women to fantasize that they could fuck John Legend.
That's her appeal.

:lol There's some truth to that, tbh.

[koriwhat]

Teigen, being somewhat average in looks, allows some women to fantasize that they could fuck John Legend.
That's her appeal.

legend is in the closet and tiegan is a ladyboy. lol

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Ashley Graham is prettier, has bigger better tits, and even got breastfeeding vids on social media.
So I really don't get why she's a thing anymore either :(

[DJR210]

Ashley Graham is prettier, has bigger better tits, and even got breastfeeding vids on social media.
So I really don't get why she's a thing anymore either :(

I'm willing to bet Fabbs has jerked off to all her breastfeeding vids

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I'm willing to bet Fabbs has jerked off to all her breastfeeding vids

....i mean can u blame him

[MultiTroll]

I've been busy.
https://www.factinate.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/The-Cable-Guy-2.jpg

[Chucho]

....i mean can u blame him

Ummm...yeah. When the sicko is jerking off to the child, absolutely.