If Chris ran for president, who would his team be?

[midnightpulp]

Chris follows an interesting cast of characters indeed. So who do you think he'd pick for administration? I'll start with a few.

VICE PRESIDENT - Bill Mitchell

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Chris would get expert advisory from his VP such as this:

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SECRETARY OF STATE - Educating Liberals

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SURGEON GENERAL - Witch Doctor Stella Immanuel

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PRESS SECRETARY - DeAnna Lorraine

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That's a start to a fuckin' bad ass team. Who you got rounding out the squad?

[ElNono]

Bots can't be president, AFAIK.

[ElNono]

I think Gummi might have a shot on that cabinet tho

[Blake]

HUD Secretary - James Woods

Press Secretary - Chuck Woolery

[midnightpulp]

HUD Secretary - James Woods

Press Secretary - Chuck Woolery

:lol forgot about him.

[Chris]

pity post

[Will Hunting]

In addition to Dylan Wheeler I think Dylann Roof probably has a spot in his administration tbh.

[spurraider21]

In addition to Dylan Wheeler I think Dylann Roof probably has a spot in his administration tbh.
secretary of homeland security

[Will Hunting]

secretary of homeland security
I was thinking Chris would make him HUD Secretary

[midnightpulp]

"In an unprecedented move, President Chris, the first bachelor president of the United States, is appointing TWO honorary first ladies! Rest assured, this isn't bigamy, as this isn't an official marriage, but President Chris feels his administration needs the refinement and class first ladies typically bring to the White House. Without further adieu, your new first ladies of the United States of America!"

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[Reck]

It'd be funny watching them turn on each other ala Tiger King and end up in jail altogether.

[ChumpDumper]

I question the premise that Qhris could even attempt anything resembling leadership.

[midnightpulp]

I question the premise that Qhris could even attempt anything resembling leadership.

He exploited the vacuum of power left in the US as a result of the great SJW vs. MAGA civil war. He's got a bad ass team, though. Bill Mitchell, a witch doctor, an 80 year old gameshow host, and Diamond and Silk. I'm hopeful for America's future.

[Chucho]

That whole "rent free" thing, no?

And, if not, the fact that Chris consumes enough of your time...whoa.

[Chris]

That whole "rent free" thing, no?

You hate to see it.

[midnightpulp]

You hate to see it.

This ain't making fun of you tho. All these are people you respect. Do you think the Dr. Immanuel would be a better advisor than Fauci?

[midnightpulp]

You hate to see it.

This ain't making fun of you tho. All these are people you respect. Do you think the Dr. Immanuel would be a better advisor than Fauci?

[DMC]

bastard child of Rob Lowe and one of the Baldwins

[Chris]

This ain't making fun of you tho. All these are people you respect. Do you think the Dr. Immanuel would be a better advisor than Fauci?

Sure it is. You like to laugh at Bill Mitchell who just lost his mother. You associate Bill Mitchell with me.

Pretty sure anybody over Fauci would be an upgrade.

[Reck]

You hate to see it.

You watch too much GoldGlove.

[ducks]

I question the premise that Qhris could even attempt anything resembling leadership.

He would be better then biden or you

[Reck]

He would be better then biden or you

There you go. That's 1 vote.

[TSA]

That whole "rent free" thing, no?

And, if not, the fact that Chris consumes enough of your time...whoa.

Next level rent free, and embarrassing coming from mid :lol

[Spurtacular]

VICE PRESIDENT - Bill Mitchell

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Dude would get my vote.

[ElNono]

Dude would get my vote.

no doubt :lol

[Spurtacular]

no doubt :lol

Not voting for the sociopaths is funny to you. :tu

[midnightpulp]

Next level rent free, and embarrassing coming from mid :lol

nah. I've never feuded with Chris or anything. I respect his taste in sports (fellow povertyball hater) and music (90s electronic), I just found it funny when he was propping up that witch doctor and said to myself, "if Chris were president, he'd probably make her surgeon general."

[Chris]

nah. I've never feuded with Chris or anything. I respect his taste in sports (fellow povertyball hater) and music (90s electronic), I just found it funny when he was propping up that witch doctor and said to myself, "if Chris were president, he'd probably make her surgeon general."

Fair enough, but why are you so quick to dismiss the "witch doctor"?

You think Trump (who has an entire task force dedicated to COVID) with all his resources and intel would retweet that shit just randomly?

I guarantee you Trump doesn't want to push a Bill Gates vaccine even with all the serpents from BigPharma whispering in his ear 24/7.

Fauci reeks of death.

[midnightpulp]

Fair enough, but why are you so quick to dismiss the "witch doctor"?

You think Trump (who has an entire task force dedicated to COVID) with all his resources and intel would retweet that shit just randomly?

I guarantee you Trump doesn't want to push a Bill Gates vaccine even with all the serpents from BigPharma whispering in his ear 24/7.

Fauci reeks of death.

There's no conclusive studies in the efficacy of HCQ. The Henry Ford study was tainted. Now it's up to you if you want to believe those studies. Furthermore I ain't against giving HCQ as a preventive. Even if it reduces odds if death by 1%, worth it. Worry is it could cause shortages for people who need it, like lupus patients

[Chris]

There's no conclusive studies in the efficacy of HCQ. The Henry Ford study was tainted. Now it's up to you if you want to believe those studies. Furthermore I ain't against giving HCQ as a preventive. Even if it reduces odds if death by 1%, worth it. Worry is it could cause shortages for people who need it, like lupus patients

She was referring to HQC combined with 2 other drugs I believe. A cocktail.

[ElNono]

Not voting for the sociopaths is funny to you. :tu

Bill Mitchell is the definition of sociopath.

[midnightpulp]

She was referring to HQC combined with 2 other drugs I believe. A cocktail.

What's strange is that Ford study found more effectiveness without Zinc. But that study was methodologically flawed. The drug is cheap and relatively safe. If doctors want to prescribe it as a better safe than sorry preventative, sure. Don't see the issue other than shortages. The pushback against Trump was the "game changer" description of it. No evidence of that. And him and his team are now trying to position the matter as evil libs denying HCQ to hurt Trump. It was prescribed along with zinc quiet a lot in March and April, and that's the period where we had the most deaths (no, not saying HCQ contributed to those deaths, but if it were a game changer, you'd expect a different outcome).

https://www.aetion.com/covid-19

There's just too much spotty data around this drug/cocktail. I've said before, the best preventative measure against Covid is losing weight.

[spurraider21]

There's no conclusive studies in the efficacy of HCQ. The Henry Ford study was tainted. Now it's up to you if you want to believe those studies. Furthermore I ain't against giving HCQ as a preventive. Even if it reduces odds if death by 1%, worth it. Worry is it could cause shortages for people who need it, like lupus patients
even given side effects? would need something statistically significant to justify taking some drug

[Spurtacular]

Bill Mitchell is the definition of sociopath.

For why? Cos he doesn't support the scam?

[ElNono]

For why? Cos he doesn't support the scam?

so·ci·o·path
/ˈsōsēōˌpaTH/
noun
noun: sociopath; plural noun: sociopaths
a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience.


Him telling people to make pretend the virus doesn't exist, and putting stupid people at risk of illness and/or death is a textbook case of antisocial behavior and lack of conscience.

[midnightpulp]

For why? Cos he doesn't support the scam?

you like Bill Mitchell, bro?

[Spurtacular]

so·ci·o·path
/ˈsōsēōˌpaTH/
noun
noun: sociopath; plural noun: sociopaths
a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience.


Him telling people to make pretend the virus doesn't exist, and putting stupid people at risk of illness and/or death is a textbook case of antisocial behavior and lack of conscience.

:lmao Says the person who wants to "shut down" society cos :cry muh sniffles :cry

[Spurtacular]

you like Bill Mitchell, bro?

Based on what I know and based on him not giving credence to the scam, sure.

[ChumpDumper]

Based on what I know and based on him not giving credence to the scam, sure.Google "Bill Mitchell Gofundme move to Washington" and tell me if you think he's a scammer.

[Spurtacular]

Google "Bill Mitchell Gofundme move to Washington" and tell me if you think he's a scammer.

What exactly are you crying about?

[ChumpDumper]

What exactly are you crying about?It's a Bill Mitchell scam.

Oh shit, did you give him money?

:lol

[Spurtacular]

It's a Bill Mitchell scam.

Oh shit, did you give him money?

:lol

Because he asks for donations? That's everyone in politics, dip shit.

[ChumpDumper]

Because he asks for donations? That's everyone in politics, dip shit.:lmao you're getting angry because you're ignorant about this.

And you won't even Google it.

[Spurtacular]

:lmao you're getting angry because you're ignorant about this.

And you won't even Google it.

You're the one crying, cherp.

[ChumpDumper]

You're the one crying, cherp.I'm the one who knows about Mitchell's scam.

You aren't.

:lol

[Spurtacular]

I'm the one who knows about Mitchell's scam.

You aren't.

:lol

You're sputtering.

I reclaim my time.

[ChumpDumper]

You're sputtering.
Nope.

I know his scam. You don't.

[clambake]

You're sputtering.

I reclaim my time.

Oh damn.

It’s worse than I imagined.

[Spurtacular]

Nope.

I know his scam. You don't.

It's your special secret apparently.

I reclaim my time.

[ChumpDumper]

It's your special secret apparently.Nope. You just want to be ignorant.:tu

Now reply that you're reclaiming your time you never gave up.:lol

[Spurtacular]

Nope. You just want to be ignorant.:tu

Now reply that you're reclaiming your time you never gave up.:lol

:lmao Cherp with the scorned woman strategy.
:lmao Par.

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao Cherp with the scorned woman strategy.derp with the angry ignorant derp strategy

It's awesome that you actively want to know nothing.:tu

[Spurtacular]

You let it all out yet?

[ChumpDumper]

You let it all out yet?I'm just gonna keep you replying since you don't want to find out about Mitchell's scam for yourself.

[Spurtacular]

Tissue?

[ChumpDumper]

Tissue?Need one?

Keep replying. Maybe you'll forget your trauma.

[Spurtacular]

SMH. Unhinged.

[ChumpDumper]

:lol keep replying. Doesn't change anything about Mitchell or your ignorance.

[Spurtacular]

So frazzled. :lol

[ChumpDumper]

So frazzled. :lol:lol still replying.

Do it again.

Say it's your W or something.

[Spurtacular]

You're embarrassing yourself.

[spurraider21]

im actually pretty curious about who he would name as secretary of the space force... i know chris has some interesting theories on whether we've actually been to space or if that's even possible

[Blake]

Fair enough, but why are you so quick to dismiss the "witch doctor"?

You think Trump (who has an entire task force dedicated to COVID) with all his resources and intel would retweet that shit just randomly?

Absolutely

[Blake]

Next level rent free, and embarrassing coming from mid :lol

There's several different types of free rent, tbhimo.

There's the angry type like derp who digs shit up from years past about people on his enemy list.

Then there's the type of free rent we give to guys like Chris or koriwhat or Avante because we crack up when we think of the retarded shit they've said or done.

[Blake]

im actually pretty curious about who he would name as secretary of the space force... i know chris has some interesting theories on whether we've actually been to space or if that's even possible

Ballous Miller, imo

[DMC]

im actually pretty curious about who he would name as secretary of the space force... i know chris has some interesting theories on whether we've actually been to space or if that's even possible

I've been pretty close tbh

[spurraider21]

Ballous Miller, imo
i was thinking that dude who built a backyard rocket to prove the earth was flat

[Blake]

i was thinking that dude who built a backyard rocket to prove the earth was flat

Lol. It's gotta be someone that makes no sense whatsoever like Carson with HUD or Rick Perry with Energy.

[Chris]

Absolutely

Here's your sign.

[Chris]

There's several different types of free rent, tbhimo.

There's the angry type like derp who digs shit up from years past about people on his enemy list.

Then there's the type of free rent we give to guys like Chris or koriwhat or Avante because we crack up when we think of the retarded shit they've said or done.

lol "we"

[Blake]

Here's your sign.

Lol bullshit. Trump re-tweets debunked crap all the time.

But here you are trying to find a way to validate the witch doctor. Lol Chris

[Blake]

lol "we"

Lol yes "we".