Meanwhile in Myrtle Beach, North Carolina...

[ElNono]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwJm4-g1ZpI

:lol what in the actual hell? Probably some 250lb land-whale calling the cops, seething mad, tbh...

[DMC]

No masks, didn't watch..

[pgardn]

No masks, didn't watch..

Fck...
Thanks.

Virus transmission through screen, never occurred to me.

[pgardn]

Skipped to the end.
So the black cop wearing a mask lets them go free.

Emancipation I say!

[spurraider21]

Isn’t myrtle beach in S Carolina?

[DarrinS]

Those tats are going to age well.

[DarrinS]

Better than your liver, at least.

Sick burn, bro

[Dirks_Finale]

Thankfully she wasn't black or all the race baiters would be harping on it constantly claiming it's racially motivated.

[GAustex]

Bet she is a snake in the sack

[Will Hunting]

Better than your liver, at least.
Darrin’s liver is so black and bloated it could have starred in the movie Precious :lol

[Will Hunting]

That chick in the OP would be a lot hotter without that tattoos though, granted anyone on this site saying they wouldn’t smash is :lol. She looks like the type you see at the gym intensely doing 100 vagina presses everyday.

[hater]

Gross

Lock her up and throw away d key

[ElNono]

Isn’t myrtle beach in S Carolina?

Good call.

[spurraider21]

Good call.
yep just what i thought. fake news thread

[Chucho]

Darrin’s liver is so black and bloated it could have starred in the movie Precious :lol


Forgot what roast that is from, but certain it's a Greg Giraldo joke. :tu

[Chucho]

Couldn't help but notice that the one officer was named K. Dick.

Would have been worth watching if the arrested kept answering/referring as "K, dick..."

[Will Hunting]

Forgot what roast that is from, but certain it's a Greg Giraldo joke. :tu
I completely forgot where I heard it but that sounds about right :lol

Greg Giraldo was the GOAT roaster before he died

[Chucho]

That chick in the OP would be a lot hotter without that tattoos though, granted anyone on this site saying they wouldn’t smash is :lol. She looks like the type you see at the gym intensely doing 100 vagina presses everyday.

Everyone says they wouldn't smash moderately attractive women IRL, only 10s. It's like an unwritten law of of ST.


And then we have a micro NAMBLA with fucks like Faggs and DAF carrying on the Avante legacy...

[Chucho]

I completely forgot where I heard it but that sounds about right :lol

Greg Giraldo was the GOAT roaster before he died

He sure the fuck was. His sets pretty much smashed everyone' every roast he was in. Only set that was better than his was Norm's at Bob Sagget's roast.

[Reck]

Those tats are going to age well.

You're such a debbie downer in every thread. Just enjoy the view.

What is your take on the second hottie who comes up later? What's going to be her regret later in life, darrin?

[Will Hunting]

Everyone says they wouldn't smash moderately attractive women IRL, only 10s. It's like an unwritten law of of ST.


And then we have a micro NAMBLA with fucks like Faggs and DAF carrying on the Avante legacy...
Back before it was a dead forum, the men on ST (particularly the Mexican ones) always said they liked “curves” to sound more credible claiming they wouldn’t smash a woman like the one in the OP who’s in shape, as if there were droves of skinny women lining up to suck their dick but they preferred the girl who looks like she could squat a chevy suburban.

[TimDunkem]

Would smash but damn you would have to hold those titties like a slice of pizza.

[Brazil]

Better than your liver, at least.

:lmao

[Will Hunting]

The disturbing part of the video is that the one cop clearly wanted an excuse to have his hands on her and was ogling her the whole time. If her friend wasn’t filming it he would have arrested her, determined she might have drug paraphernalia and used that as an excuse to get more handsy with a search. The police issue in this country goes way beyond race, cops have way too much discretion in these situations and they regularly abuse it. If the Myrtle Beach police have enough resources for 3 different cops to be on thong patrol then they should be defunded, it’s a waste of money.

[boutons_deux]

no cavity search on the beach?

[Reck]

The disturbing part of the video is that the one cop clearly wanted an excuse to have his hands on her and was ogling her the whole time. If her friend wasn’t filming it he would have arrested her, determined she might have drug paraphernalia and used that as an excuse to get more handsy with a search. The police issue in this country goes way beyond race, cops have way too much discretion in these situations and they regularly abuse it. If the Myrtle Beach police have enough resources for 3 different cops to be on thong patrol then they should be defunded, it’s a waste of money.

The fat black cop was definitely scoping.

[Trainwreck2100]

The disturbing part of this video is those shitty tats

[boutons_deux]

The disturbing part of this video is those shitty tats

aka, white trash airheads, SC's best

[Will Hunting]

The fat black cop was definitely scoping.
Maybe but I think he also saw they were barking up the wrong tree, which is why he had the other cops uncuff her once he showed up. If the two white cops were left to their own devices they were ready to throw her in the wagon and perform a “search” for contraband. I’d be genuinely terrified if I were a 110 lbs woman and a cop who just handcuffed me was staring at me with a thirsty ass look on his face.

[Chucho]

Would smash but damn you would have to hold those titties like a slice of pizza.

Yeah, they are aging worse than any of her tats will. Some pitiful tits, tbh.

[ElNono]

Sure, she probably has more runs than duck's mom, and those tats are hideous, but that ass looks too good to pass up, tbh...

[ElNono]

Also, somebody called the cops on them, IMO... that's just retarded and despicable, tbh

[spurraider21]

too fat for Splits, too old for DAF86

[DAF86]

too fat for Splits, too manly for DAF86

Fixed, tbh.

[DAF86]

Those cops would lose their fucking minds over some of the bikinis seen on these parts, tbh. :lol

[Will Hunting]

Those cops would lose their fucking minds over some of the bikinis seen on these parts, tbh. :lol
Everywhere in the world it’s pretty much legal to be nude on the beach, we unfortunately have religious zealots and fat middle aged women who cry about women in thongs.

Its ironic that conservatives cry about being legally forced to wear face masks but they want to dictate what kind of bikini a woman can wear on a god damn beach.

[DAF86]

Everyone says they wouldn't smash moderately attractive women IRL, only 10s. It's like an unwritten law of of ST.


And then we have a micro NAMBLA with fucks like Faggs and DAF carrying on the Avante legacy...

You would fuck a white whale, you have no say on the matter son. :lol

[Chucho]

You would fuck a white whale, you have no say on the matter son. :lol

You wanna bang children and say you "might" have already. Anything you say doesnt matter, you sick fucking deviant pervert.

[DAF86]

You wanna bang children and say you "might" have already. Anything you say doesnt matter, you sick fucking deviant pervert.

You fantasize about fucking this:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQ9cq365B8gQQMtfYs_vXB-eae-0Vzvxb78bQ&usqp=CAU

But wouldn't smash this, if you had the chance:

https://s3.amazonaws.com/arc-wordpress-client-uploads/infobae-wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/17164316/Zara-Larsson-3.jpg

Ok, son. We believe you. :lol

[FrostKing]

The tattoos weren't shit enough she had to get her nose pierced

[ElNono]

damn, somebody delete those jailbait photos, tbh...

[DAF86]

damn, somebody delete those jailbait photos, tbh...

19 years legal, tbh.

[MultiTroll]

smash this, if you had the chance:

https://s3.amazonaws.com/arc-wordpress-client-uploads/infobae-wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/17164316/Zara-Larsson-3.jpg




Ewwwwww 19-29 year old fine women.

damn, somebody delete those jailbait photos, tbh...
:lol

[Reck]

damn, somebody delete those jailbait photos, tbh...

Too old for ducks to pee on them, do you think? :lol

[Chucho]

You fantasize about fucking this:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQ9cq365B8gQQMtfYs_vXB-eae-0Vzvxb78bQ&usqp=CAU

But wouldn't smash this, if you had the chance:

https://s3.amazonaws.com/arc-wordpress-client-uploads/infobae-wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/17164316/Zara-Larsson-3.jpg

Ok, son. We believe you. :lol


LOL, "we".

Couldn't help but notice the only person who came to your aid was fellow NAMBLA member, Fapps. Carrying on the Avante Tradition with pride.

[ElNono]

hopefully they're of legal age... they look like they still need to grow breasts, tbh...

[MultiTroll]

LOL, "we".

Couldn't help but notice the only person who came to your aid was fellow NAMBLA member, Fapps. Carrying on the Avante Tradition with pride.
False Charge Chunko getting owned again.
Try standing on your own two feet. You endless "everyone", "no one" "we" screams insecurity.

Pretty sure you're a possible molester with your endless slander and projection.
Not to mention being grossed out by 19-29 year olds while turned on by Fat Karens.
FOH.

:lol Trying so hard yet being the Social Justice Princess Tattletale armed with nothing more then self loathing bullshit.

[MultiTroll]

hopefully they're of legal age... they look like they still need to grow breasts, tbh...
Huh?
Tits look decent.
Certainly legal.

[MultiTroll]

You fantasize about fucking this:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQ9cq365B8gQQMtfYs_vXB-eae-0Vzvxb78bQ&usqp=CAU

But wouldn't smash this, if you had the chance:
:lol Nailed it.

Social Justice Princess Wannabe False Charge Chunko.

[DAF86]

LOL, "we".

Couldn't help but notice the only person who came to your aid was fellow NAMBLA member, Fapps. Carrying on the Avante Tradition with pride.

Yeah, the other are lying hypocrites just like you. :lol

[DAF86]

hopefully they're of legal age... they look like they still need to grow breasts, tbh...

The woman in the pictures is a known Swedish singer, tbh.

[ElNono]

The woman in the pictures is a known Swedish singer, tbh.

No idea. I’ll ask for ID first tho.

[DAF86]

No idea. I’ll ask for ID first tho.

First of all, sure you will son. :lol

Second, if you meet her at a +18 club it's the club's security job to ask for an ID, tbh.

[Spurtacular]

Watched the first two and half minutes of these bonheads. I presume it doesn't get better for them?

[MultiTroll]

No idea. I’ll ask for ID first tho.


First of all, sure you will son. :lol

Second, if you meet her at a +18 club it's the club's security job to ask for an ID, tbh.
Yep.
Goes back to the premise of the comedian who was hitting on chicks who represented themselves as 24 year olds.

[ElNono]

First of all, sure you will son. :lol

Hell yeah, when you have shit to lose, you don't want to be explaining to a judge how you ended up with a 16 year old.

Plus, plenty of good looking chicks out there where you don't have to risk it, tbh...


Second, if you meet her at a +18 club it's the club's security job to ask for an ID, tbh.

Not really how it works. You could sue the club later on, but at that point you're fucked already. Now, Argentina might be a different thing, but not in the US.

[DAF86]

Hell yeah, when you have shit to lose, you don't want to be explaining to a judge how you ended up with a 16 year old.

Plus, plenty of good looking chicks out there where you don't have to risk it, tbh...

I'm glad you are providing the real reason folks won't fuck around, knowingly, with young attractive underage girls. None of this "because is creepy" shit the other hypocrites are trying to sell. :lol


Not really how it works. You could sue the club later on, but at that point you're fucked already. Now, Argentina might be a different thing, but not in the US.

I'm just keeping it honest. If a guy is horny and under the influence of alcohol in a +18 club and a young attractive woman gets into him, the reality is that the guy won't be asking for ID's in the middle of the club. I don't know how much of a night life you have mi hermano but that shit just doesn't happen. :lol

Underage girls that are into faking IDs and one night stands aren't snitches anyway. And they probably have more experience than you and me put together. :lol Little risk of getting your life fucked up. At least for average Joes like us, tbh. :lol

[Winehole23]

lol Horny on Main

[baseline bum]

Bad camera work, should have kept it on the girl in the see through shirt

[ElNono]

I'm glad you are providing the real reason folks won't fuck around, knowingly, with young attractive underage girls. None of this "because is creepy" shit the other hypocrites are trying to sell. :lol

I'm just keeping it honest. If a guy is horny and under the influence of alcohol in a +18 club and a young attractive woman gets into him, the reality is that the guy won't be asking for ID's in the middle of the club. I don't know how much of a night life you have mi hermano but that shit just doesn't happen. :lol

Underage girls that are into faking IDs and one night stands aren't snitches anyway. And they probably have more experience than you and me put together. :lol Little risk of getting your life fucked up. At least for average Joes like us, tbh. :lol

lol I had my share of night life everywhere when I was younger and single, tbh... but I was younger. :lol