The Official Magic Wand Is Doing Awesome Thread

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRTGQUISjI0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tx8VG9nAOg

"You don't need a magic wand. You need competence and capability."

[Oh, Snap!]

"You don't need a magic wand. You need competence and capability."

https://media.giphy.com/media/Aff4ryYiacUO4/giphy.gif

[Noob-Noob]

"You don't need a magic wand. You need competence and capability."

https://media.giphy.com/media/VnG2IuHsfdSmc/giphy.gif

[ShotThroughTheHeart]

"You don't need a magic wand. You need competence and capability."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9swDIB-d1w

[ElNono]

another "look at me" thread... guess the last one didn't work out... smh

[Spurtacular]

another "look at me" thread... guess the last one didn't work out... smh

Now you see me. Now you see jobs.

Thanks, Magic Wand, amirite?

[Blake]

Sad

[Spurtacular]

Sad

No magic wand going to bring your wife back. :lmao

[Spurminator]

This thread is sadder than a Brony convention.

[Spurtacular]

This thread is sadder than a Brony convention.

I bet that sounded really funny in your head.

[Reck]

I shouldn't be an asshole to the mentally ill. Derp needs help.

[clambake]

Just let him vent. He’ll never have a woman.

[Spurtacular]

I shouldn't be an asshole to the mentally ill. Derp needs help.

CherpDerper applauds your support.

[ElNono]

This thread is sadder than a Brony convention.

The whole prostitute one got so bad, he started paging posters... you would think he would get a clue, but here we are, tbh...

[Spurtacular]

The whole prostitute one got so bad, he started paging posters... you would think he would get a clue, but here we are, tbh...

:lmao Crying that a thread is not safe space enough for you.

[ElNono]

Oh everybody here knows what I'm saying... except you apparently, tbh...

[Spurtacular]

Oh everybody here knows what I'm saying... except you apparently, tbh...

I know what you're saying, snowflake.

So does derp. He liked your virtue signaling post.

[Spurminator]

Keep quoting me, you're on ignore faggot.

[Spurtacular]

Keep quoting me, you're on ignore faggot.

:lol "Ignoring" me, slob style.
:lol Chumpettes rushing for safe space.
:lol "Everyone" knows what ElNono is saying.

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwybD_q_Orw

[ChumpDumper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwybD_q_OrwBetteridge's Law

[spurraider21]

Betteridge's Law
:lol

[Spurtacular]

Betteridge's Law


Will Joe Biden Keep Michigan Blue?

:lolK

https://prospect.org/politics/will-joe-biden-keep-michigan-blue/

[ChumpDumper]

:lolK

https://prospect.org/politics/will-joe-biden-keep-michigan-blue/it wasn't blue in 2016 :lol

[Ef-man]

In other news, derp with bad alt skills FAILS!

#StillReImaginingNakedMen #TranniesGoneWildPorn

[Spurtacular]

it wasn't blue in 2016 :lol

Perhaps why they cited 2018 midterms. Don't waste my time, derp.

[ChumpDumper]

Perhaps why they cited 2018 midterms. Don't waste my time, derp.
Oh, you say Trump lost it in 2018?

:lolK, derp

[Spurtacular]

Oh, you say Trump lost it in 2018?

:lolK, derp

Derp going full retard. Common.

[ChumpDumper]

Derp going full retard. Common.Did Trump lose Michigan in 2018?

Yes or no.

[ElNono]

:lmao 200k dead and million of unemployed magic wand...

[Spurtacular]

Fake pandemic. Clutch your pearls and hope Zombie Rapist gets elected. That's all you have now. :lol

[ChumpDumper]

Fake pandemic.What are you saying is fake about it?

Quit being vague, derp.

[ElNono]

Fake pandemic. Clutch your pearls and hope Zombie Rapist gets elected. That's all you have now. :lol

:lol I don't have to hope for anything, we're fucked and unfuckable as boutons likes to say. I didn't chose either.

[ElNono]

buy hey, at least you have da magic wand smoke and mirrors... the things you talk yourself into :lol

[Spurtacular]

:lol I don't have to hope for anything, we're fucked and unfuckable as boutons likes to say. I didn't chose either.

Healthy people aren't being mowed down by COVID. It's a fakery. And the riots are senseless. Democrats are destruction. Electoral landslide incoming.

[ElNono]

Healthy people aren't being mowed down. It's a fakery. And the riots are senseless. Democrats are destruction. Electoral landslide incoming.

:lmao you keep talking yourself into that...

[Spurtacular]

:lmao you keep talking yourself into that...

Nope. It's the most likely outcome. You've been talking yourself into a nursing home patient, a fake disease, and riots being a winning strategy. Sad really.

[ChumpDumper]

Nope. It's the most likely outcome. You've been talking yourself into a nursing home patient, a fake disease, and riots being a winning strategy. Sad really.What's fake about the disease?

Quit being vague.

[Spurtacular]

What's fake about the disease?

Quit being vague.

There's a whole thread on it. Go review the 90 plus pages and write up a report for me, bro.

[ChumpDumper]

There's a whole thread on it. Go review the 90 plus pages and write up a report for me, bro.derp folds

lol hypocrite derp shut the fuck up quickly

[ElNono]

Nope. It's the most likely outcome. You've been talking yourself into a nursing home patient, a fake disease, and riots being a winning strategy. Sad really.

:lol Being a Covidiot is not a plus

[Spurtacular]

:lol Being a Covidiot is not a plus

Yet you are one. :lmao

[ElNono]

Yet you are one. :lmao

I’m not the one calling the virus fake :lmao

Sorry the virus doesn’t care about your feelings

[Spurtacular]

I’m not the one calling the virus fake :lmao

Sorry the virus doesn’t care about your feelings

It's not killing healthy people. I'm sorry this hurts your feelings.

[Spurtacular]

Slob's feelings are hurt.

[ElNono]

It's not killing healthy people. I'm sorry this hurts your feelings.

lmao, yes it is... no magic wand is getting rid of it

[Will Hunting]

lmao, yes it is... no magic wand is getting rid of it
:lol the only attempt at a "magic wand" is Trump trying to make the numbers look better by having the CDC change its testing guidelines

[ElNono]

:lol the only attempt at a "magic wand" is Trump trying to make the numbers look better by having the CDC change its testing guidelines

:lol when your best answer about the virus' deaths is "It is what it is"

[Will Hunting]

:lol when your best answer about the virus' deaths is "It is what it is"
:lol over 250 Benghazis every day = it is what it is

[Spurtacular]

lmao, yes it is... no magic wand is getting rid of it

Nope. Shutting down the economy for this limited virus was transparently political and defies The Constitution.

Rights don't need to end because your feelings are hurt.

[Spurtacular]

:lol over 250 Benghazis every day = it is what it is

A 911 every three days too amirite?

:lol So phony

[Will Hunting]

A 911 every three days too amirite?
https://media.tenor.com/images/80de5151ece1aea1b9991c95f5774a27/tenor.gif

[ChumpDumper]

Nope. Shutting down the economy for this limited virus was transparently political and defies The Constitution.Which part of the Constitution?

[ElNono]

Nope. Shutting down the economy for this limited virus was transparently political and defies The Constitution.

Rights don't need to end because your feelings are hurt.

You're talking to yourself

[Winehole23]

Nope. Shutting down the economy for this limited virus was transparently political and defies The Constitution.

Rights don't need to end because your feelings are hurt.Declaring public health emergencies, quarantines (cordons sanitaires) and shelter in place orders are traditional police powers.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/tenth_amendment

[ElNono]

https://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/tenth_amendment

He has no idea about law or rights, so it's a pointless link...

For derp, law and rights are whatever is in his head.

[Spurtacular]

A 911 every three days too amirite?

:lol So phony


https://media.tenor.com/images/80de5151ece1aea1b9991c95f5774a27/tenor.gif

:lol You're too smart to be this nutty, will.

Someday, you'll look back on this and want to kick your own ass. :lol

[Spurtacular]

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[Spurtacular]

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[Splits]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhUnbqBUYAM9ORo?format=jpg&name=medium

[DMX7]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhUnbqBUYAM9ORo?format=jpg&name=medium

And so many of these lost jobs that have come back are not the best jobs that were lost. Think of the high paying jobs at Boeing and Rolls-Royce for example that aren’t coming back.

[ChumpDumper]

Didn't have to be this way.

Trump is a failure.

[Winehole23]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhUnbqBUYAM9ORo?format=jpg&name=medium


Table A-15. Alternative measures of labor underutilization
HOUSEHOLD DATA
Table A-15. Alternative measures of labor underutilization[Percent]
Measure
Not seasonally adjusted
Seasonally adjusted


Aug.
2019
July
2020
Aug.
2020
Aug.
2019
Apr.
2020
May
2020
June
2020
July
2020
Aug.
2020


U-1 Persons unemployed 15 weeks or longer, as a percent of the civilian labor force

1.2
4.9
5.0
1.3
1.1
1.4
2.1
5.0
5.1


U-2 Job losers and persons who completed temporary jobs, as a percent of the civilian labor force

1.8
8.1
6.4
1.7
13.2
11.6
8.9
8.1
6.4


U-3 Total unemployed, as a percent of the civilian labor force (official unemployment rate)

3.8
10.5
8.5
3.7
14.7
13.3
11.1
10.2
8.4


U-4 Total unemployed plus discouraged workers, as a percent of the civilian labor force plus discouraged workers

4.1
10.8
8.8
3.9
15.1
13.6
11.5
10.6
8.7


U-5 Total unemployed, plus discouraged workers, plus all other persons marginally attached to the labor force, as a percent of the civilian labor force plus all persons marginally attached to the labor force

4.7
11.6
9.7
4.6
16.0
14.6
12.5
11.3
9.6


U-6 Total unemployed, plus all persons marginally attached to the labor force, plus total employed part time for economic reasons, as a percent of the civilian labor force plus all persons marginally attached to the labor force

7.3
16.8
14.3
7.2
22.8
21.2
18.0
16.5
14.2


NOTE: Persons marginally attached to the labor force are those who currently are neither working nor looking for work but indicate that they want and are available for a job and have looked for work sometime in the past 12 months. Discouraged workers, a subset of the marginally attached, have given a job-market related reason for not currently looking for work. Persons employed part time for economic reasons are those who want and are available for full-time work but have had to settle for a part-time schedule. Updated population controls are introduced annually with the release of January data.






https://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t15.htm

[Spurtacular]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhUnbqBUYAM9ORo?format=jpg&name=medium

Did you think all the jobs would return as Democrats keep a bunch of sh** closed down?

:lmao Magic Wand needs to do more awesome.

[ChumpDumper]

Did you think they were all supposed to get jobs as Democrats keep a bunch of sh** closed down?

:lmao Magic Wand needs to do more awesome.Republicans are keeping it closed down in Texas.

Adjust your conspiracy theory.

[Spurtacular]

Republicans are keeping it closed down in Texas.

Adjust your conspiracy theory.

So, you're saying Republicans are protecting you. :tu

[ChumpDumper]

So, you're saying Republicans are protecting you. :tuSo you're saying Democrats are protecting you. :tu

[Spurtacular]

So you're saying Democrats are protecting you. :tu

Nope. I don't believe in this stuff like you though.

:lmao Derp having to accept Repubs are looking out for him.

[ChumpDumper]

Nope. I don't believe in this stuff like you though.

:lmao Derp having to accept Repubs are looking out for him.Oh they certainly fucked up by not acting soon enough and reopening too quickly.

They've been terrible.:tu

Tell everyone what you do believe. What's your COVID conspiracy theory that includes all levels of government including Trump?

[ElNono]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhUnbqBUYAM9ORo?format=jpg&name=medium

You hate to see it, tbh

[Spurtacular]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3kzRFaezaE

[Spurtacular]

Yup. Biden/Obama stuck with NAFTA and then blamed it all on magic wand. :lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdU4Ikp0qVo

[Spurtacular]

Yup. Truth bombs.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd8vlHgL_as

[Spurtacular]

:lmao Zombie Rapist delivering kill shots to himself!

Chris koriwhat


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ1jiTEYlDE

[ChumpDumper]

Trump did nothing to bring them back.

[Chris]

:lmao Zombie Rapist delivering kill shots to himself!

Chris koriwhat


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ1jiTEYlDE


DRUMPF


:lol

[ChumpDumper]

:lolf:lolrum c:lolp

[Spurtacular]

No Magic Wand going to stop Zombie Rapist from lying. :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmPKnna61fQ

[Spurtacular]

Re: Antifa's organizational structure


They are gaslighting the masses. They want you to doubt reality. Really though they are just trying to trick the uninformed. Bottom line this obscuring of reality just shows Biden is weak on far left terrorism.

Yea, they want to tell us they're not an organization. But then they have no answer what's going on other than Magic Wand doing awesome again. :lmao

[Spurtacular]

f:lolrum c:lolp

f:lolrum narc

Chris

[Spurtacular]

Magic Wand working on influenza now.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElRYR05W0AEX3S-?format=jpg&name=large

[ChumpDumper]

The Coping

[Spurtacular]

All these democrats and media telling us we need to reopen businesses even as fake cases his "record numbers".

Thanks, Magic Wand. :tu

[Spurtacular]

https://gab.com/PrisonPlanet/posts/105606821507864074

Nobody in the hospital during a pandemic.

Thanks, Magic Wand!

[ChumpDumper]

:lmao gab
:lmao Prison Planet

[Spurtacular]

:lmao gab
:lmao Prison Planet

You think they paid all those nurses to say nobody is in the hospital?

Is that your conspiracy theory?

[ChumpDumper]

You think they paid all those nurses to say nobody is in the hospital?

Is that your conspiracy theory?Looks like they're trolling rubes tbh.

What's your conspiracy theory?

Step up or fold forever, derp.

[Reck]

https://gab.com/PrisonPlanet/posts/105606821507864074

Nobody in the hospital during a pandemic.

Thanks, Magic Wand!

Derp quit going to gab. I'm pretty sure it's a spyware and malware heaven in there.

Hope you have your computer cam taped up. :lol

[Spurtacular]

Looks like they're trolling rubes tbh.

You're telling yourself stuff.

[Spurtacular]

Magic wand doing stuff?

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/076/062/407/original/ed2b3303992700bb.png

[Spurtacular]

Fauci has a magic wand and can just make COVID follow his commands. :lol

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/08/fauci-says-majority-americans-get-vaccinated-covid-will-control-spring-2022-video/?ff_source=Gab&ff_campaign=websitesharingbuttons