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DMC
09-12-2020, 08:16 PM
With the fake crowd noises and fake crowd images? :lol

Anyone who accepts any awards from this shit is a faggot tbh

Bynumite
09-12-2020, 08:43 PM
Empty arenas shouldn't be a foreign concept to Fat Antonio fans tbh.

R. DeMurre
09-12-2020, 08:51 PM
The out of scale faces on the screens behind the baskets are weird because everyone sits at a different distance from their computer cameras, but I have to admit I'm kinda liking the absence of nonstop mascots, cheerleaders, horrible music, and advertising promotions on the court. It feels like it's more about basketball, and less about the circus atmosphere... ironic too, since the games are happening at Disney.

DMC
09-12-2020, 09:23 PM
Empty arenas shouldn't be a foreign concept to Fat Antonio fans tbh.

Only Lebron could carry Dwight to the 2nd round.

Bynumite
09-12-2020, 09:45 PM
Only Lebron could carry Dwight to the 2nd round.

Pretty sure the Magic did that too.

Anyway, as long as Fat Antonio doesn't ring :tu

DMC
09-12-2020, 09:50 PM
Pretty sure the Magic did that too.

Anyway, as long as Fat Antonio doesn't ring :tu

Not in LA, dipshit :lol

As long as Kobe doesn't ring :tu

DMC
09-12-2020, 09:51 PM
Dwight went to the Finals before.

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DMC
09-12-2020, 09:54 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Hedo_Turkoglu_point_guard_11-27-08.jpg

You're really struggling these days

DMC
09-12-2020, 09:59 PM
:lmao the projecting going on here

How stupid do you have to be to claim someone forgot that the Magic were in the Finals or that Howard ever got out of the 1st round in his entire career?

Try harder. No actually don't. You don't have it anymore.

DMC
09-12-2020, 10:05 PM
:lmao lashing out at me because your dumbfuck ass forgot.

Who's projecting now? :lol

"nuh uh.. 2009!" :lmao

DMC
09-12-2020, 10:07 PM
Debilitating Menstrual Cramps :lmao fucking forgetting about an entire NBA Finals :lmao

Yeah you jumped the shark when Mavs>Spurs left. Giving Hedo the credit when Lewis was the points leader in the series and Howard carried the team on defense.

DMC
09-12-2020, 10:12 PM
Oh did someone finally getting around to checking the 2009 Magic’s basketball reference page? :lmao Did you find the part where they went to the Finals? :lmao

Obviously you didn't since you think Fortifier carried Howard :lol

DMC
09-12-2020, 10:13 PM
“ACTUALLY Rashard Lewis outplayed Hedo Turkoglu in the playoffs! HAHAHAHA GOTEM!”

:lmao

You forgot that Rashard Lewis was in the semifinals? :lol

DMC
09-12-2020, 10:15 PM
“MONO CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME I WILL SEARCH THE INTERNET TO DEFEAT HIM! HAHAHAHA RASHARD LEWIS SCORES MORE POINTS, I CAN NEVER LOSE NOW!”

https://i.imgur.com/pctjLEV.jpg

DMC
09-12-2020, 10:18 PM
“Siri, find statistics for the 2009 Orlando Magic playoff run!”

”Okay, may I ask why?”

”There’s this guy on SpursTalk who I have to totally pwn, and the key is in what Rashard Lewis did that year!”

”Jesus Christ, I work for a total faggot. Okay, searching...”

Only faggots use Apple products

I don't need another "owned Mono" notch. I have plenty.

DMC
09-12-2020, 10:25 PM
Sure, of course you don’t, you just wasted time searching basketball reference to broaden your horizons, this specific horizon being that you’re a fucking retard who forgot they made the Finals that year :lmao

I just knew Hedo didn't carry anyone. Did you have the Hedo image already cued up or did you have to search for it? :lol

You thought you had something. Now you're embarrassed.

DMC
09-12-2020, 10:32 PM
Oh you think so?

You could have just said “oh shit, whoops forgot that one” and been done with it, but noooooooooooooo you were so desperate to prove what big smart boy you were that you wasted time searching box scores and stat sheets on the internet to totally prove that Hedo Turkoglu wasn’t as good as Rashard Lewis in the 2009 playoffs :lmao because you’re a big smart boy! :lmao

I didn't forget it. I just didn't realize you were going to state the obvious and meltdown over it. Hate to see it tbh. Prayers.

Robz4000
09-12-2020, 10:35 PM
Pretty sure the Magic did that too.

Anyway, as long as Fat Antonio doesn't ring :tu

Duncan alive, not Kobe.

DMC
09-12-2020, 10:43 PM
DMC now that I got you to read up on them, who was better on the 09 Magic, JJ Redick or Jameer Nelson? Can do a win shares vs defensive rating breakdown for me? :lmao
Would be one of those rare Jameer Nelson fuck ups if they fucked with a winning team to insert a star. Stevens doesn't seem as stupid as Van Gundy.


No way Tony works through rehab to come off the bench. No way. Think Jameer Nelson with Orlando.


When is the last time the 1st round of the playoffs decided who was going to win the Finals? Maybe when GS eliminated Dallas? Even then GS lost in the next round.

There are no surprises in the NBA playoffs. You know the Warriors are going to be in the WCF and either the Spurs or Thunder will be there as well. Then it's most likely the Warriors will be in the Finals. If the Thunder or Spurs are in the Finals, it's not new either. If Memphis won the Finals this year, that would be interesting. If the Pacers won the Finals, or if Toronto won, or if some other team who isn't going to win actually did, that would be interesting. When is the last time that happened? There's no Doug Williams story in the NBA. There were close one year but Jameer Nelson returned and shit the bed.

Just look at Memphis, Dallas and Houston. They are all going to get their shit pushed in. It's not even interesting to watch. They have no business even in the playoffs. Dallas had like 7 points in the 1st with 2 minutes to play, in the fucking playoffs. There are like 40 games between 8th and 1st seed in the WC. There should be two rounds then the Finals. There should be only 4 seeds in each conference. The other 4 don't matter. Instead, I could see them having 10 seeds and having 4 rounds prior to the Finals.


I think Orlando does better in the Finals with Alston tbh. I understand the switch by T-Rex, but Alston had them playing well and he was doing a hell of a job filling in. I felt Nelson came in and disrupted the offense. Otherwise, no. Patty Mills is a team player. Likes to shoot though.


Jameer was injured and Rafer Alston led the team for a while (and did well). I think the fact they bring back Nelson and bench Alston in the Finals is what hurt them tbh.

Yeah obviously I knew nothing about it :lol

Mentioned it that many times but totally forgot it ever happened. Wait, did MJ ever ring?

DMC
09-12-2020, 10:46 PM
:lmao clown

DMC
09-12-2020, 10:46 PM
Duncan alive, not Kobe.

Duncan didn't kill his own kid. Kobe killed 2 of his.

DMC
09-12-2020, 10:50 PM
HOLY SHIT, DID YOU TAKE THE TIME TO SEARCH YOUR OWN POSTING HISTORY JUST TO PROVE YOU DIDN’T FORGET????!!!!???????? AND IS ALL THAT SHIT FROM LIKE 2012?????

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


:lol RG level meltdown because I delivered the goods.
:lol Hyperbole to mask the wet shit on your face
:lol posting times shows 5 minute difference - oh the effort involved!

DMC
09-12-2020, 10:52 PM
Listen DMC (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20665) i know how important it is for you to get the last word and feel like you “won”, so I’m gonna leave you alone, and let you keep deep diving into the 09 Magic & your posting history regarding them :lmao

Run from your misstep.. hurry.

:lol 12 year old level retorts with font explosions and emoji storms. Just waiting for the huge meme...

Bynumite
09-13-2020, 05:19 AM
Duncan alive, not Kobe.

Well, chances are, you're never gonna see your team ring again in your lifetime, might as well celebrate Kobe's death at this point. Congrats :tu

DMC
09-13-2020, 10:30 AM
Well, chances are, you're never gonna see your team ring again in your lifetime, might as well celebrate Kobe's death at this point. Congrats :tu

Sure thing Chef.

Robz4000
09-13-2020, 11:41 AM
Well, chances are, you're never gonna see your team ring again in your lifetime, might as well celebrate Kobe's death at this point. Congrats :tu

Duncan's chances of winning another ring aren't zero, Kirby's are.

Rummpd
09-13-2020, 12:33 PM
LaRoids and DaQuit and Rondo/Howard predetermined favorites and have constant 8 on 5 advantage but could still lose if a team mans up unlike quitting Rockets.